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Gabriel and Beelzebub come to Aziraphale's bookshop together. Neither Crowley nor Aziraphale are very happy with this turn of events. And nothing ever goes unnoticed on Whickber Street.
Or, in which I rewrite Season 2 so that the final fifteen never has to happen, give lots of attention to people who showed up for two seconds, and annoy our favourite characters to no end.
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Crowley and his usual D&D gang have a new member playing with them, who seems to be Crowley's favorite part of the game.
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- Part 12 of Ineffable Soundbites
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"turn off your mind, relax and float downstream" by leon_swedfinqs (froggiekirby10)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 Aug 2024
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At the end of his work day, Ashtaroth is met with a barrage of messages from his angel companion Umabel. Diverging from their usual, comfortable routine, the demon has to act as caretaker in order to clean up the mess of a frantic angel.
It seemed, after abandoning the angel to Earth for reasons she is yet to diverge to him and leaving her in silence for millennia, the agents of heaven have finally contacted her. One would think that an angel would be excited to finally hear from her superiors up above, to be granted guidance and solace.
Alas, years on earth have left this specific angel a bit jaded.
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Gabriel famously was the angel at the Annunciation, telling Mary that she would give birth to Jesus.
Yikes.Excerpt:
“Allow me: Hail, thou that art highly favoured, the Lord is with thee: blessed art thou among women. I’m Gabriel.”“What,” said Miriam.
“Gabriel,” said Gabriel. “That’s my name. You have one of those, too, right? Ma… Mo…”
“Miriam,” said Miriam.
“Miriam!”, Gabriel repeated. “Right! Good name. Very good name. Now, Miriam, as I was about to say…”
“What are you doing in my bedroom?”, asked Miriam, who refused to think about this situation any further than she had to.
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- Part 6 of Credo
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Gone Native (or: a lesson in angelic anatomy) by imaginarytalkingrabbit
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Mar 2024
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On 'making an effort'. For two occult/ethereal beings, Crowley and Aziraphale were actually pretty...human. Still, while they'd done a lot of things over the millennia, but it was rare that nudity was ever called for.
I wrote this years ago, but never posted, so here it is. Mostly GO book inspired, so it may not make sense with TV show canon (I haven't seen season 2 lol).
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Car Sex (But Literally) by DisabledB1tch
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Dec 2023
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Telepathic bentley sex fic.
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"Your face, it's-"
"Different?" Beelzebub turned their gaze away from the two flies dancing around their drink. Gabriel nodded, face contorted with confusion in such a way it seemed like he'd never had much opportunities to be confused before.
"Why?"
Beelzebub bought their drink to their lips, giving them time to mull the question over. On one hand, they were tempted to say their reasoning was ineffable, but that certainly wouldn't go down too well, and it was integral this meeting did go well, or else all Hell would break loose. No pun intended.
On the other hand, Beelzebub could simply ignore the question and be done with it. It wasn't as if the Duke of Hell had a problem with being rude (it was something demons prided themselves on), but deep down, they knew the archangel wouldn't stop pestering them until he got some kind of answer. Like a constant fly buzzing in your ear, too persistent to be deterred by any number of swattings or unrepeatable curses.
No, flies were too good for Gabriel.
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Gabriel and Beelzebub fall in love, despite everything, and despite their attempts not to.
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Crowley is stuck looking after the bookshop and Jim (Gabriel) while Aziraphale is in Edinburgh. He still doesn't like Jim, but he doesn't have anything better to do.
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Crowley has been sleeping, hoping to sleep through whatever Heaven and Hell have planned next if he can. He’d call it a good nights is sleep if he can sleep through Armageddon 2.0. But humans have other plans.
Aziraphale is up in the heavens, trying to forge a path of good, of truth, of light.
Anathema has been losing sleep ever since she gave birth to a baby girl who has far too many opinions for an infant. Agnes foresees a big one. Newton his not worried enough.
And just when she thinks she has everything in control, a sad demon rings her doorbell in the middle of the night.The Big One will be all of them against all of us. But who is Them and who is Us here?
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An Ineffable Realization by OverlookBrooke
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
07 Jun 2023
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Gabriel asks the question.
“Do you know what it’s like when you don’t know anything at all, and yet you’re totally certain everything would be better if you were just near one particular person?”
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The Importance of Accurate Formulation of Questions Directed at the Prince of Hell by Ira_Dunfort
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 May 2023
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Gabriel has had an idea. It was a good idea, good enough. It wasn't one of his best ideas. No, it wasn't even well-thought-out or reasonable to follow through with.
He wanted to ask Beelzebub a certain question.
Posted for Ineffable May's prompt of the 24th: "The Prince of Hell"
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The fucking employee of the Millennium by Nyariewen
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 May 2023
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Crowley is in heaven after the failed execution.
Something catches his eyes.
Mischief ensue.Ineffable May 18: the archangel fucking Gabriel
Teen rating for swearing (obviously!)
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- Part 18 of Ineffable May 2023
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The Tale of the Nutcracker by CaspianTheGeek (DemonicGeek), DemonicGeek
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
24 Dec 2022
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When Crowley wakes up in a mystical land, he finds a familiar face. But is it his angel? And what exactly is going on here?
Or the Nutcracker inspired AU that no one asked for. But we all deserve a sword-wielding Aziraphale for the holiday season.
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Great news! by Nyariewen
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Dec 2022
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It's the Annunciation day!
Gabriel is on earth to deliver the great news to Maryam (aka Mary) that she'll be the mother of God's son.
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Insufferable Gabriel Smith by voidify
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Oct 2022
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Five years after Armaggeddon’t, Adam semi-accidentally turns Gabriel into a human. Hilarity, redemption, and strange bedfellows ensue.
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Holy Hell, the Antichrist has been kidnapped! Things are churning, feeling all Armageddony again, and the fate of the world might be in danger. Again.
Fortunately, there's Crowley and Aziraphale to help... what? Thwart? Except this time, they're at a decided disadvantage: they're human now.
Although, is that REALLY as much of a disadvantage as it seems? Perhaps not, given where all the degenerative apocalyptic action, or as Crowley calls it, "the GAC," (the great apocalyptic clusterfuck) is occurring. It's all unfolding on a very human plane of existence, where nothing actually exists, yet everything eventually winds up.
But their helplessness is still palpable. They can keep their ears to the ground all they want, but they have no direct channels to the Powers that Be... well, maybe one, but it's risky. In any case, it wouldn't do at all for them just to sit and watch, now would it? But if they do try to help, what will the consequences be for them, and for Adam?
Meanwhile, Crowley and Aziraphale are trying to keep their relationship intact... which works SPECTACULARLY well at times, but looks iffy at other times.
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- Part 5 of After Armageddon't: Life With Humanity
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Mary, Full of Grace by Just_the_Messenger
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
08 May 2022
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Mary Stable has known Aziraphale and Crowley for most of her life, and loves them both dearly. She is therefore scared and furious when Gabriel, Sandalphon and Michael show up three weeks after the Notpocalypse to hassle her favorite angel, and decides to make her feelings known, fully expecting them to smite her in retaliation. Ironically, Gabriel is the only one smitten after the encounter, and with a human at that! He's never felt this way before, and wants to win Mary's affections, but that might prove difficult, as she couldn't hate him more if she tried. But, with the End of the World indefinitely postponed, Gabriel has nothing better to do than figure out why this fascinating human detests him, and perhaps change for the better.
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Windows of the soul(less) by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for CynSyn
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
31 Oct 2021
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My Halloween special, plus my 2 year AO3-versary. Have a nice creepy gory story based on an interview about the design for Gabriel for the TV show: "He's already tall and handsome and he looks great in everything. So it's tiny, but we gave him Elizabeth Taylor eyes."
Not Elizabeth Taylor-like eyes, but her actual eyes. "Gabriel went and stole Liz Taylor's eyes and put them in his head," Hamm says. "He thought, 'Those are beautiful and unique and perfect, so I'll take those.'"
So this is how it happened…
Yes it's halloween, and this has implied but not graphic gore.
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The aftermath of the apocalypse is not an easy thing to sort out, as Beelzebub finds out.
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Turbulence by Crowley_Kitten
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Aug 2021
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this story came about as a result of a chat over on the ineffable bureaucracy discord. lots of funny ideas cropped up, and it wouldn't have happened without that very fun chat. so a heads up to my fellow IB. discordians. I hope you enjoy it.
I know I've got multiple WIPs, but they are mostly quite angsty, so I needed something light and silly for a minibreak.
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- Part 5 of Crowley Kittens Bureaucracy