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"||𝙹⚍'ꖎꖎ ʖᒷ ᓭᔑ⎓ᒷ ⚍リ↸ᒷ∷ ᒲ|| ᓵ𝙹リℸ ̣ ∷𝙹ꖎ."
Xelqua of the Watchers gets sent on a seemingly easy in-and-out mission regarding Hermitcraft, but the amateur Watcher can't help but be curious about the server and the 'Hermits' that are within it.
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Hermitcraft Kinktober!
Day 1: Masturbation + Orgasm Control (Impulse/Tango)
Day 2: Coming Untouched + Kidnapping (Beef/Etho)
Day 3: Threesome + Chastity (ZIT)
Day 4: Kneeling + Hypnosis (Keralis/Xisuma)
Day 5: Finger Sucking + Dacryphilia
Day 6: Outdoor Sex + Sex Pollen -
A bouquet of coriander by misfits_circus
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
24 Sep 2025
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Hermitcraft and Life Series sumtshots!!
(Requests open)Fun fact! Coriander symbolizes lust in flower language :)
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It’s been 15 years. One of us moved on, and the other is stuck, immovable. But this can’t go on. There is a cry, for help, for home.
Wrote this as my final piece of my portfolio bc it made my editor cry and I need that emotional pull 👍
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Hermitcraft Kinktober
1 Lingerie + First Time (Cleo/Joe)
2 Deepthroating + Cum Eating (Grian/Mumbo)
3 Phone Sex (ZIT)
4 Biting (Doc/Ren)
5 Hunter/prey + Degradation (Etho/Joel)
6 Spanking (Grian/Scar)
7 Praise (Keralis/Xisuma)
8 Dirty Talk (Etho/Joel)
9 Threesome + Aftercare (ZIT)
10 Mirror Sex + Orgasm Denial (Beef/Etho)
11 Public Sex (Xisuma/Unknown)
12 Authority Kink + Role Reversal (Doc/Gem)
13 Formal Wear + Daddy Kink (Beef/Iskall)
14 Makeup Sex (Etho/Iskall)
15 Overstimulation + Begging (Impulse/Tango)
16 Oral Sex (Etho/Pearl/Tango)
17 Shower Sex (Gem/Impulse/Pearl)
18 (Grian/Impulse/Skizz)
19 Competency Kink (Impulse/Skizz)
20 Breath Play + Reunion Sex (Grian/Impulse/Scar)
21 Hair pulling (Cleo/Joe)
22 Powerplay + Size Difference (Doc/Gem)
23 Sleepy Sex + Sixty-Nine (Jimmy/Tango)
24 Sub/dom + Temperature Play (Impulse/Tango)
25 Seduction (Gem/Pearl/Skizz)
26 Breeding + Double Penetration (Doc/Etho/Ren)
27 A/B/O (Doc/Ren)
28 Glory Hole (Grian)
29 (Etho/Grian)
30 Teasing (Gem/Skizz)
31 FREE DAY (Etho/Joel) -
The Evo Who Became A Hermit by GFrisk_in_A_Bottle
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Evolution SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Empires SMP
01 Oct 2024
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Grian wasn't ready for this.
Yet at the same time, he was completely ready for this. In fact, he'd been ready for this moment his whole life.
"You're gonna make mistakes," Tin murmured.
Grian turned ready to tell him off but paused at the soft look in his eyes.
"Just- please don't break my baby brother's heart?" Tin offered a soft, wise smile gracing his lips."As long as he promises the same!" Grian laughed.
Tin smiled.
"Are you ready?"
"Born ready! I'm gonna make his life a living hell with sprinkles!" Grian bounced excitedly, unable to stop his jitters.
"D*mn right!"Grian hooked his arm with Tin, anxiety pulsing through his core.
"You look great," Tin assured.
"I hope Mumbo agrees..."
"He will..."
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Or: Mumbo had the biggest crush on Grian since they first met in Preschool. He finally gets to tell him in highschool, it's such a shame the 2 families hate eachother. They're just gonna have to fix that, won't they.Series
- Part 1 of TEWBAH and it's Side Stories
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Etho squirmed in place, his body reacting to the words with a shudder of arousal that made his cock twitch painfully between his thighs. He couldn’t deny it—he was desperate, needy, utterly and completely in love with the man before him. “Yes, sir,” Etho whispered, his voice shaking with the intensity of his feelings. “I— I love it, sir. I love you.”
Beef’s smirk softened into a fond smile at the confession, his eyes darkening with something deeper, something that went beyond the roleplay and touched on the genuine connection between them. He leaned forward, brushing his fingers through Etho’s hair again, his touch gentle, almost tender.
“I know, pup,” he murmured, his voice low and affectionate. “I know you do. And that’s why you’re mine. Now, keep still. I’m not done with you yet.”
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Just a good, old couple of friends fucking like old times.
Or Etho gets his mind blown by Beef. Literally.//
ALSo the petplay is only minor, just Beef calling Etho his 'good pup' because why not :3
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A collection of short fics based on Prompts I found over on Tumblr.
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- Part 22 of Empires Stuff
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Etho wakes up on Valentine's Day dreading seeing Beef at school but maybe it wouldn't be the worst thing
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- Part 1 of Beeftho
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...one of them had to be human, and it had always been Etho. Right?
Or;
The NHO take some time to themselves to play Etho's newest game mode, and learn more than they bargained for.
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[StressMonster] im up im up im up
[StressMonster] whats it
[Iskall85] Sorry again
[Iskall85] Etho’s place. Theyre a bloodhunter
[StressMonster] Etho is?
[StressMonster] I’m coming—
Etho temporarily becomes a vampire.
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- Part 14 of unstoppable force versus immoveable object
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Omega Etho and Alpha Beef
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It’s a simple falling out a friendship! No reason to make a big deal out of it! Well, the thing is, Bdubs and Etho are the two that fell out, but they can’t let the others know because they are supposed to be Tall and Shorts! The duo of the century- no, the duo of the the entire history!
Well, I guess not…
(Part of a series, but doesn’t have anything to do with the previous stories, so don’t worry about it)
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- Part 3 of What’s in a ______?
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See, the thing is-
Cub never expected the cannibalism to become a thing.
Cub and Scar eat each other. Then they eat other people. The Hermitcraft definition of "normal social activity" never recovers.
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- Part 4 of teeth on a string
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mcyt Kinktober 2023 by terracottahearts
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
24 Oct 2023
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An assortment of works! I'll update the tags as I add stuff. Let's see if I can actually finish one of these things this time <3
1. Joel/Jimmy- Dacryphilia & Bets
2. Scar/Grian - Hand kink
3. Beef/Etho - Bondage
4. Doc/Mumbo - Spanking
5. Martyn/Ren - Pirates (I think pirates should count as a kink)
6. Keralis/Gem - Subspace -
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Day 2:
Titfuckingand Roleplaying“Yes?” Beef clears his throat, “Sir?”
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- Part 2 of Rye’s 2023 Kinktober
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Etho thinks he can hold it until the morning. He, predictably, does not.
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A day prone to blackout sleepiness and Decked Out 2 are hardly a mix, however, separate an Etho from their Decked Out 2 at your own peril.
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Beef makes plans for his and Etho's night in, but it seems Etho has other ideas – such as showing up very, very late.