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Tweek Tweak is a freshly turned 21 year old college student entering his junior year.
He has been brewing beverages in his parent's coffee shop since he was old enough to walk, but now Tweek is a man of science. He is fascinated by Chemistry and aspires to follow a career path to explore his passion in either Pharmacy or Pharmaceutical Research. With an interest in mental health from his own past experiences, he enthusiastically enrols in a Psychopharmacology class.
It is difficult that the Professor is a ball buster.
It is difficult that the Professor is attractive.
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Tweek Tweak swore he would never touch drugs again, he had enough of it. But words ended up meaningless when it’s late at night, Tweek is an insomniac, and plenty of people sell with open arms.
And this self destructive behavior was okay to Tweek, until he met Craig Tucker who subtly wormed his way into Tweek’s life.I’m not sure how this is gonna end yet but I needed to share my work in progress with the class.
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Ten years is enough time to fall in love, fall apart, and lose people you thought you’d never live without.
From the last days of high school to the years no one planned for, Craig and Tweek drift in and out of each other’s lives - while the friends they’ve grown up with wrestle their own addictions, grief, and failures.
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Creek: They break and rebuild; each time coming back stronger.
Style: Two bros circling each other; their lives are uprooted by a tragedy.
Bunny: A true love story - the stuff of soulmates. They are the epitome of slow burn.
-Three parts; all posted here rather than separate.
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When Tweek Tweak transfers back to South Park, he hopes to keep his head down and survive high school. Instead, he’s pulled into old rivalries, broken friendships, and secrets that refuse to stay buried. With the others orbiting closer than he’d like, Tweek finds himself caught in a web of tension, attraction, and lies — one he isn’t sure he can escape.
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The Tweaks are new to Southpark! Only for Tweek's whole life to be unraveled when he finds out more than he ever wanted to about the town. And about his own family.
Basically I take Stick of Truth fun fact way too seriously. This work will contain much heavier themes than may appear. New updates ~every other Saturday.
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It's 2002 in New York City.
Detective Craig Tucker and his colleague Detective Wendy Testaburger work the Homocide Squad. They've just cracked a major case; and have been asked to investigate a suspicious drug overdose at a coffee shop downtown.
When they link the case to several others which have occurred recently, they unsuspectedly realise they could have a serial killer on their hands.
When motive is lacking and evidence points them in an interesting direction, Craig struggles to profile the suspect.
He's also conflicted when the investigation is compromised by his unreasonable attempts to help and protect the charming and attractive coffee shop owner.
Where will the case lead them? Who is behind all this, and are they just dealing with a bad batch of drugs; or something far greater?
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It's time for the dreaded Marsh family barbacue. Where the entire extended family gets together to gossip, argue about politics and compete about who is better at making burguers.
This year with the addition of the Tucker family, who hasn't been in one since Randy made a scene about Laura getting married.
Kyle and Tweek go as companions of their boyfriends, trying to control Stan and Craig into not making a scene or killing each other.
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- Part 3 of Tales of the Freedom Pals
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When Tweek finally escapes his over bearing parents and their coffee shop, he finds himself working at Breezy Brews and attending a small college near by. All is fairly normal in Tweek's life until a mysterious, black haired boy enters the coffee shop and somehow every where else in Tweek's life.
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Mentally unstable Tweek's hopelessly in love with his childhood best friend. He's crippled by a love that will never be returned, or will it?
A shitty story about unrequited love (Craig X Tweek). I’m planning on this story to include themes of domestic emotional abuse and manipulation in the future so just be wary if you are triggered easily. I am also not including any sexual scenes in this fic (im not comfortable writing that jazz) :’]
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Craig has always dreamed of floating through the stars and swore he would make that happen, and dreams can come true if you shave off the corners and squint.
With a Starcraft that falls apart at the seams, and a crew that seems to follow suit, it's a miracle they can make a single credit shuffling cargo from port to port. Having to spend too long on a highly anticipated planet, Craig makes use of his off time integrating poorly into society and being bothered by the charismatic patrons that lined the streets.
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After letting himself get dragged to a sleepover with his.. ‘friends’, Craig somehow finds himself bound to something that literally crawled out from the depths of hell, and he was going to do everything in his power to send it back…
Probably.
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summoning demons at 3 am!!!!! gone wrong!!!!
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Craig Tucker, a self-proclaimed asshole, has had a shit year. College is boring, Clyde keeps throwing parties, Tweek refused to move to Denver with them, and Kenny has started to sneak into Craig’s bed far too often. But whatever, Craig’s doing just fine.
Until Tweek calls after a year of silence, homeless and asking for help. Something went wrong in his dad’s coffee shop. Figuring out what happened isn’t easy when Tweek refuses to let his walls down and Kenny brings complications of another kind.
And worst of all, Craig can’t be trusted with gentle hearts.
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A collection of drawings for creek fanfictions by kejs for memberment, gremlinteeth, Sword_of_Pine, Delmareve, Brutus_Brutus_Brutus
Fandoms: South Park
17 Sep 2025
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Sketches I made for creek fanfictions published on ao3. Also some fanarts for other people's creek fanarts (lmao). I guess it's my way to express my endless love for fic authors and their amazing work. I plan to add things to this collection on a regular basis - wish me luck!
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Single parent Craig Tucker has a concerned mom who forcefully pairs him up with Tweek, who never wanted to be chained down.
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Tweek just wants to live a normal life. After finally moving to Denver to escape both his parents and his ex boyfriend, he thinks he finally has it made in the big city. That is, until his stability is shaken by an asshole-ish customer who, without fail, always manages to make his days worse than usual.
Craig just wants to get by, taking care of himself, his sister, and his car. How was he supposed to know that the random barista he got coffee from would become such an integral part of his life? Even worse, how is Craig expected to balance both the presence of this stranger and his less than legal night life?
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“It’s no secret that contractors leave mementos in their work after a build is finished…”
“Like what?” Craig asked, not interested in Cartman’s spiel.
“Usually a Bible verse. Sometimes a necklace. Maybe even a time capsule… But, fifteen years ago, when this school was built, they left behind something sinister.”
“Oh brother…”
“Somewhere within these walls, lies the human remains of a teenage boy who was never reported missing. He wanders these very halls, angry and alone.”
“That’s fucking depressing.”
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Kenny’s going to blow up the school by stat_attck
Fandoms: South Park, Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe, Heathers (1988)
14 Sep 2025
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Kenny wants to blow up his high school
Heathers AU, Kenny is Veronica, Craig is JD
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This is a challenge fic and here are the rules
1. I can’t look up the plot of heathers
2. Can’t watch the movie or musical
3. I can listen to the album but it HAS to be on shuffle
4. The fic ends if I break any of these rulesBasically I have not consumed any heathers media since I watched the movie like 5-6 years ago and I think it’d be funny to write an au that is based solely on my vague memories of the plot and what the songs are relating too. So if there’s things inaccurate then good, that’s the point. We’re here to have fun and write bullshit. Good luck.
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“So you’re telling me, you want me to date Tweek, the biggest spaz in our grade so that you can get a date with his best friend? Who is way out of your league by the way.” Craig sends his best friend an incredulous look.
“Yes!” Clyde beams.
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When Tweek Tweak’s psychiatrist suggests a transfer to South Ashcroft Preparatory Academy—an elite boarding school in Denver with a suffocating reputation, he’s barely holding it together. Assigned (forced) to the school’s anonymous “Wellness Correspondence Initiative,” for troubled teens, he begins exchanging weekly letters with someone under the codename ShadowMark. He expects nothing.
He doesn’t know that ShadowMark, his partner, is Craig Tucker. Craig doesn’t know that the new kid is already under his skin.
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A horrific car crash leaves Thomas Tucker's life in the balance.
At age 23, Craig Tucker has graduated college and is working in a high pressure and stressful high level position hours from his home town.
Tweek Tweak is a highly respected critical care nurse, working in the Intensive Care Unit.
After thirteen years apart, their worlds collide again. Fate works in mysterious ways.
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Puberty's rough, and adolescence is rougher. At least they've got each other.