3 Works in Cockblock Crookshanks (Harry Potter)

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    10 years after the war, Hermione Granger's life is trucking along: a decade-long relationship, a promising career, and enough projects to fill three lifetimes. But one ill-fated gala at Malfoy Manor sends everything sideways — leaving her magically bound to the last man she’d ever choose.

    Draco Malfoy has spent years dodging expectations, running from a betrothal contract, and cultivating the image of a careless playboy. If he runs away long enough, maybe all his problems will fade away… until he wakes up bound in matrimony to the Golden Girl herself.

    Now their vaults, reputations, and very sanity are tangled together. Between sharp-edged banter, unwanted sparks of desire, and rings that refuse to come off, Hermione and Draco are forced into proximity neither of them wants...

    Accidental marriage. Enemies to lovers. Banter sharp enough to kill a man. And the kind of tension that makes it impossible to tell if they’ll hex each other… or maybe come to terms with wounds from long ago.

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    10/38
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    Hermione Granger doesn’t believe in fate. She believes in logic, research, and magic that can be measured—preferably in controlled conditions with footnotes. But when she begins having vivid, involuntary visions of Draco Malfoy’s death her world tilts on its axis.

    Someone is trying to kill him. And for some unfathomable reason, the magic is warning her.

    Forced into an uneasy alliance with the last person she ever expected to protect, Hermione finds herself unraveling a mystery that shouldn’t exist: a prophecy that doesn’t follow the rules, a wand that should have been destroyed, and a magic that seems to have a will of its own.

    But the closer they get to the truth, the more the lines blur—between enemies and allies, logic and instinct, and love and hate.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,099
    Chapters:
    10/20
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    12
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    4
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    Only a senile Cupid would find it fitting to release his arrow amongst a romantic backdrop of raining faeces. Revealing your feelings to someone shouldn’t be this complicated.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
    3
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    Kudos:
    647
    Bookmarks:
    135
    Hits:
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