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Is it casual now? by Geto_girlie
Fandoms: DCeased (DC Comics), Superman (Movie 2025), The Batman (Movie 2022)
28 Sep 2025
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“It hurts, you know, that I’m not the first one you think of when you think about those who care for you,” Clark says softly. He lets out another breath, composing himself before looking back at Bruce, seemingly piercing his soul. “After all this time.”
“After what?” Bruce snaps. He can’t handle this conversation after everything that’s happened tonight.
After the girl, the leaf and the signal. After Clark being a steadfast thorn in his side, forcing himself behind the emotional walls of Bruce’s life and infiltrating his sanctum with his hope and good intentions.
“We’ve fucked for what? Three months? Maybe four?” Bruce says sharply. It shouldn’t hurt the look that crosses Clark’s face. Bruce shakes his head and looks back at the computer.
Ten people stare back at him. Four he recognizes, two he knows Dick will and four he knows belong to Jason.
“That’s all that was to you?”
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Every Inch of You by acatcam
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
28 Sep 2025
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"This is a love story." | "This is a detective story"
When Clark Kent follows a story into Gotham, he doesn’t expect to find himself face-to-face with the city’s true guardian: a bat with fangs, claws, and a half-feral silhouette in the shadows. Suspicious, circling him like prey, Batman tests every ounce of Clark’s resolve—only for Clark’s clumsy optimism to slip through anyway (“What the hay, are those fangs?”).
Between the silk shawls and champagne smiles of Bruce Wayne, Gotham’s Pretty Boy Playboy, and the smudged-eyeliner hunger of the Bat with Fangs, Clark finds himself drawn to both—the golden boy in the sun and the monster in the dark. He doesn’t break Bruce’s walls with force, but with patience, reverence, and devotion.
The monster who refuses to hurt the one he loves, and the hero who would even offer his own blood to keep him alive.
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Scientist Caste by MathHeretic (ClarkNewton)
Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025), Superman (Comics), Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman, Superman: The Animated Series
28 Sep 2025
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Clark has a different secret awaiting discovery in Antarctica:
It isn't just that he won't hurt others (like Lex Luthor) if not attacked first. It's that he can't.
Kryptonians come in different breeds. Clark is literately a golden retriever (or golden retriever/collie mix) in human form.
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Blackbird in Ivy by sweethoneysuckle (blea_my)
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), The Batman (Movie 2022), Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025), Superman/Batman (Comics)
27 Sep 2025
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College Au- Superbat
Clark Kent had the perfect university life—top grades, a steady spot as campus journalist, good friends, and even a girlfriend. Everything was in place until Bruce Wayne transferred in from an elite school,a rich, reckless brat with an insufferably smug, Bruce seems determined to unravel Clark’s perfectly ordered world and seems to live just to get under Clark’s skin… and maybe, under it all, into his world.
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But I Bet We’d Have Really Good Bed Chem by Chronicallyaddicted
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
23 Sep 2025
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Bruce Wayne has always been the person to obsess over things, learn everything little thing about them. Now that thing… Is Clark Kent.
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Un día en la vida del genio Lex Luthor, por un romántico empedernido by crawlingfiction
Fandoms: Harley Quinn (Cartoon 2019), Superman - All Media Types
20 Sep 2025
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Un reportero común y corriente, y su compañero, Clark Kent, aceptan cubrir un reportaje especial dedicado a Lex Luthor, en el último día de la MalCon en su base lunar. Lo que pintó como un día de trabajo promedio, acabó en un enfrentamiento encarnizado y el trauma garantizado de nuestro pobre narrador.
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- Part 2 of Fangift 2025
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New fear [Superbat angst] by Void_Blood
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
20 Sep 2025
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Bruce Wayne gets stuck with the fear toxin in his system, and has a horrific nightmare. Clark immediately flies to comfort him, and Bruce's insecurities begin to show.
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- English
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- 1,311
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- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 10
- Hits:
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My Boyfriend, His Best Friend, and Me (Send Help) by MochiLoverYummy
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
19 Sep 2025
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Jenny thought the most awkward thing that could happen after a night of wild sex with Bruce Wayne was Alfred knocking on the bedroom door. She was wrong. Very, very wrong. Because Superman crash-lands into bed like a sad golden retriever fresh from a fight with Lois, and suddenly Jenny finds herself living in a Grey’s Anatomy episode. Between Bruce’s casual stoicism, Clark’s emotional spiral, and Lois on speed-dial, Jenny realizes one terrible truth: she’s the Derek Shepherd in the Batman-Superman best-friend marriage. And there’s no surgical residency program for that.
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- Part 11 of Batman, Bruce Wayne and Jenny
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Laundry Day by RedFive
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025)
16 Sep 2025
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Clark intends to spend the night at Lois's; however, his boyfriend has other plans. A short and sweet CloisBat one shot because I am having a bad week and needed to write something easy and comforting.
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What is a Bat if not for his Two Wings? by acatcam
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
16 Sep 2025
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Bruce Wayne had spent years perfecting the art of being underestimated. The impulsive, table-dancing, ice-sculptor-grinding, billion-dollar himbo persona kept people from looking too closely — especially at Gotham’s other nocturnal resident.
But with the Justice League newly formed, curiosity was brewing, and one caped Kryptonian in particular was determined to uncover the man behind the Bat. Clark Kent, investigative journalist and alien protector, was convinced Bruce Wayne’s friendship with Batman meant something more — maybe funding, maybe shared secrets. The problem? Bruce knew Clark’s game, and he was going to play it better. When a gala-turned-villain-attack forced Bruce to act in his Wayne persona and Superman swooped in to save him, the lines between charm and suspicion blurred. Bruce, ever the flirt, ran his hand over Superman’s bicep with a grin and purred, “You saved my life just for a question?”
It was going to take more than x-ray vision to win this bet.
When a simple bet turns to much more than two players hoped.
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firebombing isn't the most normal way to get a date by Magnus17
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics), Superman (Movie 2025)
14 Sep 2025
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Clark speaks up. “You shouldn’t stay here tonight.” He warns, voice low but firm, just like it’s always been. “There’s too many chemicals even with the decontamination… it will take hours for the chemicals to leave the apartment… you’ll choke in your sleep…”
She clicks her tongue, ready to snap back, because of course she’d already realized that, but she realized he was just trying to help. But it wasn’t a professional protective, it was something deeper, even she could see it. “Yeah, well…” She mutters, waving at the apartment. “Don’t exactly have another place lined up… no one I know can take me in because I didn’t expect to get firebombed at 10 pm.” She remarks.
His jaw flexed, like he was deciding how much to say… then, his mouth opened. “Come with me.”
Or... Lois Lane's apartment gets firebombed, and firefigher Clark Kent offers her his place to stay in... and it goes better than either of them could've wanted.
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There's Something So Lonesome About You by hoeforhoran28
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Justice League - All Media Types
13 Sep 2025
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"Your identity was supposed to be a secret. Not only to protect yourself (and probably least importantly yourself) but others. Your family, your friends. Everyone who stood a chance at being ripped apart by your decision to go out there everyday and put yourself in the crossfire.
Not that Bruce had anyone to protect, besides Alfred. But it was still a fucking given."
Or: Bruce has been Batman for two years and if he knew anything, it was that when you don a mask, you don it for a reason. An important reason that just doesn't seem to be as important to the rest of the League as it is to him. This is going to be a story about Bruce being coaxed into allowing others behind his carefully built walls. (Specifically one person.)
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Eclipse by spiralwillow
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Superman/Batman - Fandom
12 Sep 2025
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Superman se enfrenta a la sospecha de un plan de Lex Luthor. A su vez, una llamada inesperada de Batman marca el inicio de una alianza improbable, donde el optimismo y la oscuridad deberán combinarse para enfrentar el mal.
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you give it all but i want more (and i'm waiting for you) by morally_gay
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025), Batman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022)
07 Sep 2025
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“I know!” he whisper-shouts into the phone, attempting to prevent his bag from falling off his shoulder as he rushes down the hall, “I just—”
His sentence was cut off as he collided into something— someone, sending the stranger stumbling to the floor, the papers the man was holding flying out across the linoleum floor.
“Oh jeez,” Clark mutters under his breath, “Lois, I have to go, I’ll call you back.”
He doesn’t wait for her response— he’s sure she’ll be fine, if not just mildly irritated, and she’d surely fill in his interview, even if he had hell to pay for it later— before he shoves his phone into his pocket, pushing his glasses back up his nose as he kneels down to help gather up the papers, “I’m so sorry,” he apologised profusely, extending the messy pile of sheets to the stranger, “I was in a bit of a rush, I didn’t see you there and I—”
He pauses, finally looking up at the other man.
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In which Bruce Wayne adopts a fake identity and transfers universities in the most roundabout attempt at getting to know his crush, and Clark Kent just wants to befriend the new student (though breaking his nose is probably not the best start).
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One Hell Of A Man by Fangorn_kolls
Fandoms: DCU, The Batman (Movie 2022), Superman (Movie 2025)
06 Sep 2025
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In Gotham’s darkest flood, Batman finds a light too stubborn to leave him alone.
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Batman saves a child. Superman saves Batman. And maybe, just maybe, they start to save each other.
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After too many failed dates to count, you'd resolutely sworn off dating for the foreseeable future. But Lois Lane wouldn't let you give up that easily. She swore that her insanely attractive coworker was nothing like the string of disasters you'd endured, that this one was finally different.
Yet there you sat, nursing your second glass of water, with no handsome reporter in sight.
OR: Clark Kent stood you up on your blind date. What you weren't expecting was a heartfelt apology served with a bouquet as he begged you for a second chance.
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sharp edges and warm hands by she_is_juniper
Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025), Superman - All Media Types
02 Sep 2025
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Your new next door neighbor and coworker Clark Kent is a ball of fucking sunshine. You are not. He’s noisy, he’s clingy, he tries too hard. You pretend to hate it but eventually, you have to admit it… he’s kind of the best. Although you can't help but wonder if he's keeping secrets from you.
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𝑯𝑰𝑮𝑯 𝑭𝑶𝑹 𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑺 // 𝑺𝑼𝑷𝑬𝑹𝑩𝑨𝑻 𝑺𝑯𝑶𝑹𝑻-𝑺𝑻𝑶𝑹𝒀 by battinscnz
Fandoms: DCU, The Batman (Movie 2022), Superman (Movie 2025)
31 Aug 2025
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Clark Kent’s first interview with billionaire Bruce Wayne doesn’t go the way he planned - unless his plan was to lose himself to slick mouths and sharper teeth, to find out firsthand what it means to be consumed by Gotham’s darkest secret.
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Solar Eclipse by obelisque
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022), Superman (Movie 2025)
30 Aug 2025
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“You’re a lot better than the last billionaire I met,” Kent remarked, leaning back. His confidence had indeed transformed him.
“How so?”
Kent uttered a strangled laugh. “Well, he trained monkeys to spam hate comments about me online, kidnapped my dog—well the custody situation over him is, uh, up in the air right now, but still—and locked me up in a pocket dimension to be tortured to death.”
Bruce blinked. "...Interesting," he said.
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After an interview gone awry, Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne both leave with the knowledge of each other's secret identities. But what starts as a perceived weakness soon reveals itself to be an unexpected strength as the two men begin to recognize their compatibility in battle, intelligence, and most importantly, matters of the heart.
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Like a Virgin by Whalien354
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025), Batman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022), DCU
26 Aug 2025
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Clark finds out Bruce is a virgin. Clark makes sure Bruce does not stay that way.