Charlie Kelly Has A Big Dick
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when it comes to luck, you make your own by sunflowersocialist
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
11 Jan 2022
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He didn't really choose to get the shamrock tattoo so much as he turned twenty-five, got blackout drunk with Charlie and Dennis to celebrate, and then his next memory was waking up the next morning to Charlie kissing his neck, his whole body draped diagonally across him and Dennis in Mac's bed with all of his clothes on from the night before.
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of all the things my hands have held by sunflowersocialist
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
15 Jan 2022
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"Come here and settle this fight for us."
"Why is it a fight? We aren't even arguing!! If this is a fight it's because you made it a fight! I was just saying you could improve!"
"What is this even about?" Dennis asked, he sat on the opposite side of the couch from Charlie and waited until Charlie moved, setting his head in Dennis' lap to look down at him. He still had all those freckles. Dennis cared about them probably too much.
"OH WHAT'S THIS ABOUT? CHARLIE HERE HAD THE FUCKING NERVE TO TELL ME I'M A BAD KISSER. ME! I'M A GREAT KISSER! I CAN KISS THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!"
"NO, NO YOU CAN'T!"
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aka, dennis is touch starved and gay and mac and charlie are touchy and also gay. and they love each other a lot
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i really fucking want it by sunflowersocialist
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
31 Jan 2022
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Seizing this opportunity, Charlie had a plan. Or, well, less of a plan and more of a theory. Having little time to spend with Mac meant Charlie had been…revisiting, so to say, the times they hooked up in the past. It wasn't until then he noticed…a pattern…a potential thing of Mac's that he didn't want to admit that he had but that he totally had.
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Mac whined like a little bitch, hoping Charlie would give in. "We literally own this place, you can do some of that shit tomorrow, I promise. I'll even help you! Only if you fuck me right now, though."
Charlie's eyebrows shot up to his forehead in surprise, and it's then Mac realizes that, if he hadn't fucked up enough to earn a punishment before, he definitely had now, and a shiver ran down his spine. He's silent for a long second, but his face is covered in the recognition of exactly what Mac is trying to do here.
"Since when are you allowed to make the decisions here, Mac? I'm not fucking you right now, dude; go watch the bar."
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"Oh my God—"
"Are we forgetting who's who here? Did pigs fly at some point today? Did we suddenly leave the world and end up somewhere where you think your ass isn't mine? Trying to fuck whoever you want? Are you crazy?"
"It's Dennis," Mac argues, trying to fight through the haze already forming over his mind at Charlie's words. "Logically, he's much more likely to fuck me first than he is to fuck you—we are roommates, so it just makes sense that—"
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- Part 1 of mercy
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audience, no participation by sunflowersocialist
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
06 Jun 2022
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The tension only grows as Mac watches Charlie down half the glass of water in long gulps, staring at the movement of his throat as he does. Watching someone drink water should not be hot, but by God it is. Mac has half a mind to just keep looking at Charlie, go right back to what he was doing until he comes with Charlie's name on his tongue and his mere presence in the room, damn the punishment that comes with it.
Charlie sighs as he looks back over at Mac, still leaning lightly on the doorknob. "I'm gonna give you two options…"
"Oh god."
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- Part 3 of mercy
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fire starter, sparking off by sunflowersocialist
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
17 Jul 2022
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“Welcome back,” Charlie says, lifting his slightly shaking hand to grab the remote again. “Get anything good?”
“Yeah, actually, I found the—” Dennis stops dead in his tracks, and Mac can practically guess his movements. Rummaging in one of the bags before looking up and finally seeing the scene in front of him, blushing that shade of pink he likes to wear so often these past few days. “Uh…hey.”
“Hey,” Charlie responds, easy like a summer day. Like nothing is out of the ordinary.
“Hi…uh. I’m…are you…”
“We’re not doing anything. Mac just likes keeping my dick warm sometimes, and who am I to say no to that?”
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- Part 4 of mercy
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Dennis doesn't even have the time to rebuff him before Mac grabs Dennis' free hand and Charlie somehow squeezes into the small space separating Dennis from Pinewood, both hands gentle but insistent on his hips.
"I think it's time to go home, yeah?" Charlie asks, to which all Dennis can do is nod.
aka dennis is a flirt and he gets punished for it :)
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Mac struggles to speak around this revelation, around his entire life and his entire world falling both in and out of place. “They…it’s like…they do it kinda hard, though. It’s supposed to fix your muscles and shit. I thought that would be right up your alley, y’know? Since you’re always bitching about how your back and shoulders hurt.”
“Oh, like the shit you and Dennis do to me all the time.” Charlie seems to forget about picking out a shirt, climbing on Mac’s bed to sit in front of him with his legs crossed. “Do me now, then.”
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Dennis laughs, but he brings his legs up on the couch, even though he’s too tall for it, and tucks them into his chest. “I always did want to know what it felt like to get tied up, though,” he admits, staring at his knees.
Charlie smiles at Mac when he says, “We can do that.”
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- Part 5 of mercy
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just like this, forever by sunflowersocialist
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
04 Apr 2023
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“When you say…that you want me…you mean…?”
“We wanna suck your dick and fuck you and get fucked by you and kiss and have a gay wedding and ride off into the gay sunset on gay horses and fuck forever and ever ‘til one of our dicks fall off,” Mac explains, smiling when Dennis chokes on a laugh amid his broken sob.
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- Part 6 of mercy
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“He’s already on his stomach and everything. Fucking whore,” Charlie notes, gently wrapping his hands around Mac’s hips and propping him up where he wants him. He grabs a pillow Mac and Dennis aren’t using and shoves it under Mac’s hips. “He’s gonna take advantage of that when he wakes up, but it’s whatever.”
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- Part 7 of mercy
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Charlie needs to take a piss in his apartment. Mac takes issue with this. Shit gets weird from there.
Inspired by this post.
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It’s a blur of how they've gotten to this point; vaguely, he remembers Charlie hitching a ride with them. Doing shots and other stuff back at the bar. Something about Dee calling the Kitten Mittons stupid, and Frank running off with the three hookers, and Mac and Charlie catching the carefully planned glimpse of the black thong riding high on his waist.
Something like that, anyway.
(or, literally just charmacden porn <3)
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The lush green of Charlie’s eyes is the first color Mac ever remembers learning, he knows the nonsense map of his unruly freckles, the million shades of brown in the wilderness of his scruff, the precise curve of his plush looking lips.
Winded, Mac stumbles, nearly falling over from just a blip of his fantasy. He’s never been able to truly shut it down.
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"You just don't wanna share me with anyone else."
"Yeah, that too."
Charlie kisses him, their mouths slick with alcohol as they back themselves against a wall. He's got Mac's hips in his hands, and Charlie needs to work on knowing his own strength, not trying to hurt him, but Mac makes it so damn difficult when he asks Charlie to give him bruises, to leave marks. Make him know he's owned. He floods Charlie's every sense and makes his mind tilt off its axis, beautiful even when Charlie's eyes are closed.
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- Part 2 of pretty white jaws
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when you're finished recording by sunflowersocialist
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
21 Mar 2024
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Mac grabs his phone as an afterthought, attributing his sudden ignorance to the notifications as a result of coming so hard he could feel it in his toes, and not the fact that it was because he wasn’t getting notifications at all. Because the chat is open.
And right there at the bottom sat a forty-six-second voice message from Mac delivered to their group chat less than one minute ago.
No. No no no no no no no.
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v for voice messages
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- Part 1 of abc charmacden (nsfw)
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Mac and Charlie go to Charlie's apartment after drinking at the bar.
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“I told you he wasn’t gonna believe it,” Charlie mutters, and Dennis’ annoyance flares. He’s been right beside them since the first time he ever spoke to them, last period, and Charlie has barely said three sentences the entire time, none of which had anything to do with reading minds or telepathy or Dennis understanding it or believing it or whatever.
“‘Cause I’m not stupid."
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Mac’s heart pounds as Charlie pulls out his switchblade and neatly slices through the thin wires holding the rope in its packaging. “Maybe some other time,” he explains. “We gotta focus on fucking you properly, first, man.”
Dennis relaxes, rolls his eyes. “Finally.”
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- Part 8 of mercy