17 Works in Bottom Newton Geiszler

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    Hermann suggests they try out something new to celebrate not-dying, and Newt is enthusiastic.

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    Newt accidentally mishandles some dubiously-acquired kaiju samples and Hermann faces the consequences. Luckily for Hermann, Newt is an expert at this kind of stuff.

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    It’s as though this persona were made to be brought to its knees.

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    It’s not as though Newt’s oblivious to the sexual elements of his performances. He knows, objectively, that dragging his hand down his throat to crawl down his chest and below is sexually provoking. His usual outfits don’t leave much to the imagination and BVR’s lyrics would require half of any song censored should it be broadcasted publicly. (There’s a reason he hasn’t mentioned his band to Hermann yet.) But to actually confront the effects, that desire? Newt’s developing his strangest brand of imposter syndrome yet, but fuck if he isn’t turned on.

    BVR Post-Concert Orgy with Newton Geiszler at the Center: Take #1.

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    After Hermann confesses that being too well-endowed has left him tragically inexperienced in sex, Newt decides to take one for the team and show Hermann what he's missing out on. What else are lab partners for?

    (featuring FABULOUS and very nsfw art by the wonderful newtability)

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    Hermann and Newt get drunk and watch a movie together. Newt reveals he made a porn in college.

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    They’d just ‘cancelled’ the apocalypse, so naturally Newton had suggested movie night. It was something they used to do a lot before their... frequent disagreements got in the way. They’d moved a sofa to the lab specially, and had inched closer and closer as the movie continued. Hermann had tried not to think about it - how warm Newt felt against him. He also tried not to think about the fact that if it were anyone else, he would’ve made his excuses and left by now. 

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    It was nearing one in the morning, and tensions ran as high as ever. They’d lost three pilots in twice as many months, and Pentecost had been breathing down their necks for any sort of useful information for the past five. The cherry on top, Newt thought, had to be that Hermann was being even more of an asshole than usual.

    Cabinets slammed and shuddered, and voices echoed throughout the lab. A piece of chalk had landed in Newt’s most recent experiment (he’d been trying to separate the compounds in kaiju spinal fluids for about four months), and Newt had, well, flipped his fucking lid. Now he was screaming his lungs out, red in the face, because Hermann had started this fight, and Newt was going to fucking finish it.

    Or: Newt and Hermann have lab sex.

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    A few weeks into their capture and interrogation-slash-expert and totally planned out infliction of psychological warfare on the PPDC’s crack team of specialists (interns), the Precursors decide that the charade of Pretending to Be Newt Geiszler is a) too morally, spiritually, mentally, and vocally exhausting to continue, and b) just honestly destroying their vibe. In their laser-focused efforts to regroup and break out and enact Plan B, which is definitely a thing that exists, they get a little lax with security measures. Leave some room for error. It’s understandable.

    Their first mistake is allowing the reopening of Newt and Hermann’s Drift link.

    Hermann is given access to both Newton’s mind, and a relative play-by-play of his activities during the last ten years. He expected a lot of boredom. He did not expect it to result, apparently, in a great deal of vivid, wildly graphic sexual fantasies. One which, in particular, seems oddly relevant to their situation at hand. Useful, even. It might actually work.

    Their second mistake is significantly overestimating Hermann’s remaining dignity at this point.

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    Newton has to use the decontamination shower following an accident in the lab. Hermann gets an eyeful, which only serves to encourage his relentless pining.

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    Every year for Halloween Newton wears slutty costumes, this year he picks out Hermann's costume.

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    "Hermann, are you feeling alright?" he asked. He sounded sincerely concerned that Hermann was taken aback for a moment.

     

    "Oh, yes, Newton I'm fine. I just need to, well..."

     

    "Take that stick up your ass out once in awhile?" Newton joked.

     

    And that was the Newton that Hermann was used to.

     

    "If that's the way you must put it," Hermann said as he rubbed his eyes, "then yes."

     

    "And you want my help?" Newton asked, pointing to himself. His gloves were covered in kaiju blue, which ended up spraying all over his shirt. "You're actually asking me for help?"

     

    "I wouldn't say 'help.' More like advice."

     

    Newt takes Hermann to a punk show.

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    Hermann and Newt face their feelings after the drift, they talk and smut follows

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    Newt has a wet dream, Hermann gets hot and bothered.

    The next day, things get heated at work.

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    A newborn baby is recovered in a post-war search, and Pentecost knows just who he should bestow the gift of parenthood upon.

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    “Dr. Geiszler, may I remind you that we are in the kitchen. A public area.”

    “Never would’ve guessed, Herm,” he said before his teeth sank into his pulse, drawing a startled cry.

    “Dr. Geiszler!” Hermann protested. “People will see!”

    “Kind of the point. Gotta stake my claim and all that.”

    Hermann tried to bat him away, but Newt was undeterred, sucking on the spot in a way that threatened to turn Hermann’s knees to jelly.

    “What you need, my friend, is a distraction,” Newt said as he pulled back, studying his work.

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    Hermann has a nightmare, courtesy of the Drift dredging up old memories. Newt helps him forget.

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    Hermann drew back from the kiss only for breath and Newt blinked up at him. “Not that I’m complaining, but what was that for?”

    “Shut up and take off your clothes.”

    “Huh?”

    “Surely a man, such as yourself, who holds six doctorates in various forms of biology knows what I am implying.” He punctuated the statement with a sharp slap to Newt’s thigh that sent the blood straight down from his brain to his cock.

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    Newt is convinced he and Hermann are still experiencing side effects from their drift with the Kaiju brain. Hermann believes that having a "feeling" doesn't count as quantifiable data.

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