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    "What do you mean you're bugging out?”

    “Like I’m not even supposed to get hurt, have godmode on, indestructible you know.”

    Gordon does in fact not know but nods anyway.

    “And now suddenly everything hurts and it sucks.”

     

    Benrey is back and doesn't have his powers anymore, angst and shenanigans ensues.

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    After the events of Marble Hornets, Tim is ready to leave Rosswood and its supernatural events behind, having enough supernatural events for a lifetime. But life likes to throw Tim in for a spin and now he's been roped into trying to find a missing Gordon Freeman by The Science Team.

    Will Tim be able to find Gordon? Or even keep what little sanity he has left?
    Will Dr.Coomer reclam his WWE Championship title?
    Will Bubby be able to achieve his dream of going to space?
    Will Tommy be able to conjure up the perfect dog treat for the perfect dog?

    Who knows, only time will tell.

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    • 08 Oct 2025

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    • 13 Sep 2025

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      may not continue. but. i’m hoping it does.
      mh x hlvrai, tim gets roped into hlvrai shenanigans. please god do something w this im so hyped for it

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            The slam of the front door caught Gordon's attention, his hands bookmarking his page. He set his book on the coffee table, turning to face the front door. He smiled at Benrey carrying Joshua in on their hip, the kid brimming with excitement. Gordon wanted to relish in the energy, but his excitement was quickly extinguished.

    "We're gonna dox Josh's teacher!"

    "What?!"

    "Or kill her. We haven't decided."

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    Benrey ends up on the Nemesis. It ends as well as you'd expect: terribly (for the decepticons, that is).

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    • 15 Apr 2025

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      if awesome was sauce call this spaghetti
      currrently up to chapter 2

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    For centuries, vampires and half-humans have coexisted under a fragile pact: vampires feed on the blood of half-humans, while offering protection in return. Naruto, a half-fox and the jinchuriki of a demon, is an outcast to both sides. The half-humans see him as a demon, while vampires view him as either a tool or a threat.

    Forced into a toxic bond with Sasuke Uchiha, a powerful vampire, Naruto endures manipulation and violence. But when a mysterious stranger frees him, Naruto escapes from Konoha, leaving behind a village that views him only as a weapon.

    Finding refuge in Akatsuki, Naruto becomes a ruthless killer, driven not by justice but by the desire to destroy Konoha. He vows to protect other half-humans who have suffered under both vampires and the village. His new home, the Island of Vortex, is a sanctuary for those abandoned and abused.

    As Naruto's past continues to haunt him, Sasuke and the village search for him, unaware that the boy they once knew no longer exists. Naruto’s transformation into a cold, vengeful figure is complete—he is no longer the boy they hoped to save. His war against Konoha is one of hatred and trauma, and his actions spark fear in vampires and hope in half-humans alike.

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    Timey wimey reset stuff happens and instead of Gordon putting on the headset to a new experience, he's greeted with the same simulation and he has to deal with being one of the only ones to remember the reset… other than a special someone of course.

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    Notes, dialogs and disconnected bits of narration.

    DO NOT EXPECT A FULL STORY FOR ANY OF THESE.

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    Mishaps happen when the two gays try to cook, baths ensue. Literally I was in the bath and went "this could be a fic".

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    Gordon's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day just got so much worse. He's fighting for his life, he's exhausted beyond compare, and, goddammit, he's touch starved.
    Maybe Benrey can help?

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    Right when Gordon thinks the Science Team is going to get a good night's rest, they find a CD player in an old closet. Mild tomfoolery ensues.

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    Assigned to a new position in Alaska, Gordon Freeman finds himself quickly entangled in a rapidly developing nightmare, as his friends and coworkers disappear and start dying; he starts to realize that this new position, might just be his last.

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    Gordon Freeman liked to think that he was, at the end of the day, a pretty decent person. A good one, even. There were some parts of himself that he didn't particularly like, but everybody was like that, right? That was normal! He was normal and sane and fine and, above all else, normal.

    A very, very normal man that had to go through very, very insane circumstances.

    When he's offered the chance to turn back the clock and try again - to prevent the resonance cascade and the horrors it comes with, not only for Black Mesa but the whole world - he, reluctantly, takes it. His life can go on as it should have, before the cascade. The problem is that the Science Team doesn't remember him, or what they went through together that gave them such a strong bond... and making friends without the pressures of life and death is surprisingly difficult.

    It doesn't help that he's also been tasked with killing Benry. Again. The man who he definitely despises and wouldn't mind seeing dead, it's just that he doesn't want to interact with him at all, is the thing. I mean, can you blame him? The inhuman- thing gave him so much fucking trauma, and he can't even go to a therapist for it! He definitely, 100% wants him dead. Mhm.

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    Joshua Freeman's new house was great — it had a big yard, tons of space, a nice neighbor. The only problem? It was extremely haunted. Sure, he should probably tell his dad about the ghost, but he was a big kid! He could deal with this on his own! How annoying could one ghost be?

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    aka what happens when the hopeless romantic gets attached to frenrey??

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    “Coffee?” Benrey repeated. His expression was deceptively blank. “That’s a funny name. What’s it do though?”

    Darnold was not a violent man. He took pride in the fact that his murder count was the lowest out of his friends’ (a big fat zero murders!). But Benrey was doing a remarkable job of trying his patience. “It keeps people awake, mostly. And it makes you shit,” He added as an afterthought.

    “That’s awesome. Humans love being awake and shitting.” Benrey downed the whole mug of coffee in one go. Darnold tried to convince himself it was a blessing that Benrey hadn’t bitten a chunk out of the mug this time. He liked that mug. It had cats on it.

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    Benrey and Gordon comfort fic. I just love these little sillies and their cute domestic life.

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    After the events of HLVRAI, Gordon finds a strange virus on his computer claiming to be Benrey! He's confused and annoyed but since the fans keep asking for more Benrey, he decides to use him while he's here. And surely nothing can go wrong with this... right?

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    A month after the events at Black Mesa, Gordon Freeman is just trying to get used to normal life again. Unfortunately for him, normal and Gordon Freeman don't mix. Benrey is back, forcing him to deal with unresolved emotions.

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