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Cruisin' for a Bruisin' by nachrichtenDance (TopfSecret) for DaveKatAteMySoul (mrs_sakuma)
Fandoms: Homestuck
07 Sep 2025
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Drone Season 2025 entry for DaveKatAteMySoul. Alternate title: Bruise Cruise: The Musical. Betaed by SpringForIt.
Cruisin' for a Bruisin' is a story where Cronus acts all casanova-like, but his peak's only first base. And Kankri, a snack who actually has been a freak, will give him his very first taste. She'll schoolfeed him the joys and pains of concupiscence - not just hands-on, not just bulge-and-nook-on, but also songs-on! With solos, duets, and more, this sex-scapade will take you to a stage never seen before!
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“You’re not her,” Meenah snaps. “This isn’t mine. None of this is mine.”
Thanks to the "perfect" timing of a Serket, the war is won. But Vriska left, human children in tow, and now Meenah once again has to deal with the aftermath of a problem a Serket caused.
//In the Epilogues and in Beyond Canon, it's revealed that there's dream bubble ghosts on Earth C... yet the Dancestors are never mentioned beyond this one, brief hint that they could possibly be on Earth C. This fic explores what's happening in the background, as they've always been relegated to, and the choices Meenah gets to make as Shit Gets Real.//
[CH3] ==> Newest Upload - Interlude: The Arcade (Mituna and Sollux) (Karkat's Wriggling Day)
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In the heyday of the Beforan Empire, an expedition to a colony world uncovers something from a long-lost civilization.
In the long dusk of the Alternian Empire, the survivors of the Great Cataclysm struggle to survive.
In the year 2019 on Earth, four old friends finally get to meet each other for the first time.
In the year 2219 in the Greater Pan-American Corporate Governance Region, four old friends find themselves drawn together by mysterious circumstances.
In a place outside of space and time, It watches... and waits.A novel-length re-imagining of Homestuck that combines elements of science-fiction, urban fantasy, cyberpunk, and dark fantasy.
Podfic of The Twenty-Fourth Problem by JonayaRiley.
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In the heyday of the Beforan Empire, an expedition to a colony world uncovers something from a long-lost civilization.
In the long dusk of the Alternian Empire, the survivors of the Great Cataclysm struggle to survive.
In the year 2019 on Earth, four old friends finally get to meet each other for the first time.
In the year 2219 in the Greater Pan-American Corporate Governance Region, four old friends find themselves drawn together by mysterious circumstances.
In a place outside of space and time, It watches... and waits.A novel-length re-imagining of Homestuck that combines elements of science-fiction, urban fantasy, cyberpunk, and dark fantasy.
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The customer is always right.
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Was it simply luck that had caused her to turn down this street? No, It was Cronus going down the street.
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- Part 2 of Yiffy/Cronus
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Beforus Comes the Flood by Caracalliope for LookingForDroids
Fandoms: Homestuck, Fallen London | Echo Bazaar
05 Feb 2024
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There is a fixed number of paths, for a pathetic lowblood stowaway.
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Feferi fell in pity as soon as she saw those eyes. The hue of royalty, beautiful Tyrian pink, on a creature whose natural weakness would never allow her to rise to that station? It was an awful cruelty, and utterly irresistible.
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Horuss reminds Kankri of his life on Beforus
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Porrim walks in on Kankri pleasuring himself. It's awkward.
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The wait is over folks! Time for WHAT PUMPKIN to roll out the latest update of our HOMESTUCK UNITS line. We’ve finessed our asses and our labors so much, managed to rope in a certain ecto biologist along with Emma and my awesome brains in our writing efforts, and we’re ready to unleash the first of the DANCESTOR/BEFORUS TROLLS line!
Starting with someone who’s a little controversial, who’s always got an opinion to say, and there’s no silencing this windbag, let’s give it up for KANKRI VANTAS, the SEER OF BLOOD and affectionately, or not, known as the INSUFFERABLE. He’s called this for a reason folks, but despite his ceaseless chattering, trigger warnings, and sort of asshole nature, Kankri has the potential to become a great friend and has his softer moments. Though don’t expect him to be cozying up to you anytime soon. Anyway, this here manual is here to help you get your friendship on and explain the challenges and pitfalls to having Kanks in your household in return for the bonuses.
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- Part 21 of Homestuck Unit Manuals
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In which Kankri suffers the worst of the seer abilities and Cronus isn't an asshole somehow.
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- Part 2 of the dancestors (but better)
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kankri accidentally gets drunk during a night out with porrim, dirk takes care of him, kankri reveals some inner woes.
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- Part 2 of alphaswitch
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Feferi flits through dreams and memories, and observes the effects her other self from Beforus had on people.
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The Beforan Players' Ancestors' stories have mainly gone untold in the past. However, those stories have lurked in the background - their tragedy, failure, and attempts to change their world - giving a hidden backdrop to the lives of their Descendants.
This is an account of how their lives and their tales may have gone. How they tried as hard as anyone could, and how their kindness was not enough to save their world.
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Toilet Paper, Teachers Pet, Tutors Pupil? Is not having a good time, lately. As The Serendipity Gospels would have it;
"They need to see her burn."
This is either an AU where the Trolls have parents instead of lusii & or Terezi is Human.
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- Part 14 of Hivebent & Homestuck Fan-Fiction
- Part 10 of True Fax Stories
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Kankri has always been a headstrong, determined troll, ready to self advocate and determined not to allow himself to become a statistic in the Beforian culling registry. Unfortunately, his most recent caretaker has a unique method of taking charge.
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Short stories based on prompts from vanpora-week on tumblr.
Prompt list: https://vanpora-week. /post/675356070569525248/welcome-to-vanpora-week-2022 -
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You know it’s ridiculous anti-sex propaganda to act like losing your virginity changes anything tangible about you, but a little, hopeless romantic part of you feels like losing it with him makes you different. He’s the special part. You silently beg the universe for him to feel the same.
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Pilotlight (n) -
1. A small flame kept burning continuously [...] to relight the main gas burners whenever necessary or desired.
2. an electric lamp, used in association with a control, which by means of position or color indicates the functioning of the control
(per Random House Unabridged Dictionary)These are the thoughts and memories surrounding one (1) Mituna Captor, the trials and turbulence of the A1 SGRUB session, and how to move on.