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    Cloud Strife was labeled defiant, a troublemaker, disciplinary case. But when Commander Angeal Hewley is called to punish him, he finds a different story written in bruises, missing files, and a boy too quiet for his age.

    As the Firsts uncover the truth, Cloud’s past begins to unravel, along with something deeper…
    He was never just another cadet.

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    Chapters:
    36/?
    Comments:
    623
    Kudos:
    528
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    116
    Hits:
    18,621
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    “Who will weep for your son? Who will mourn? Who will take responsibility?”

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    Chapters:
    29/32
    Comments:
    240
    Kudos:
    301
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    5,956
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    Hojo deserves death.

    This is 101+ ways for him to die accidentally (or "accidentally").

    More tags to be added as I add chapters.

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    A dragon sees the greasy gleam of his forehead and white lab coat, thinks "ah, a lost ambulatory egg", and swoops down to sit on him. Succeeds in sitting.

    Language:
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    10,227
    Chapters:
    43/?
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1,399
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    …or would he still be punished, even if he did listen?

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    856
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    105
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    Three Sentence Ficathon prompt: Any, any, There is now a responsible adult in a canon situation where there previously was none. Use them wisely!

    It's easy to assume one is an only child when one's mother made a damn good attempt to get at least one of her babies out of harm's way. It's also easy to assume that when the other parent is actually a lousy scientist, and your mother was pregnant in a town that doesn't even have a midwife on hand to know there's two on the way, not just one.

    (It helps so, so much when your unexpected twin is immediately ride-or-die for you, and colludes with your best friend to murder your shitty surviving parent before they can feed you to an alien monster.)

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    English
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    544
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    91
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    No matter how strong (or stubborn) you are everyone gets sick eventually and it sucks, but it can suck less when you have loving partners looking after you

    Or

    How each of the five members in the strangest relationship on the planet got sick/injured and how they and the others around them dealt with it.

    Language:
    English
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    12,280
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    86
    Kudos:
    122
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    3,880
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    A teenage Angeal and Genesis discover a glimpse of the horrors Sephiroth has been put through his whole life, and they're willing to fight all of Shinra to make sure he's never treated like that again.
    Glenn hears of the trio's defection and joins their party under the guise of hunting them down in order to buy them some time.
    Meanwhile, a voice tells Vincent Valentine it is time to wake up.

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    12,451
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1,367
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    Summary: When Sephiroth ends up changed due to an experiment done by Hojo, a wildlife expert is needed to stop him from going on more rampages. Luckily, Zack knows a country bumpkin like himself that is very good with dealing with wild creatures. Even spiders! Zack figures that Sephiroth has wolf traits, and there was no way Spiky would remain angry if he set things up so that Cloud could meet his hero! Zack just has no idea that Tseng was going to put the two on lock down for safety reasons.

    Or: Cloud very much does not want to spend time with his hero, Zack unknowingly acts as a relationship counselor, and Sephiroth blames these instincts for wanting scritches and cuddles. They 'socially awkward' together in just the right way that they get along where they normally would not get along with anyone. Zack believes the two are too sweet and innocent for dating and refuses to believe they are falling in love, and Kunsel is always right except the one time he isn't.

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    53,486
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    104
    Kudos:
    319
    Bookmarks:
    89
    Hits:
    6,108
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    Hojo awakens Vincent Valentine from a coma well before the events of Final Fantasy VII, eager to dedicate himself to Project Omega. A year later, Sephiroth is six years old and doesn't want to eat.

    This story can be considered the sequel to "It's All About Science".

    Language:
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    Words:
    31,776
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1,644
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    Sephiroth found the package in his mail when he entered his office that morning.

    Which was strange, because he normally didn’t get mail. Well, not personal mail. Or, at least, he never got to see it. Shinra screening tended to be rather thorough after all.

    To his surprise, the package held a... video game of all things. Final Fantasy VII? Huh. Useless waste of time... that Hojo would absolutely not approve of... perhaps just this once...

    xXx

    AKA a 'reading the books/watching the show/playing the game' fic with *GASP* an ACTUAL PLOT?!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    258,367
    Chapters:
    55/?
    Collections:
    6
    Comments:
    1,828
    Kudos:
    3,510
    Bookmarks:
    1,136
    Hits:
    190,229
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    There are few living things in this world that Aerith would consider useless.

    Most living things have a purpose, after all, and it’d feel far too judgemental for her to disregard parts of this world just because she couldn’t “get them”, or simply because the creature was a bit hard to understand.
    However, Aerith wryly noted, there are two living things she’d consider useless.

    Firstly, ticks. Disgusting little bugs, they are, and she couldn’t fathom how the world would be worse off without them. They hold no purpose beyond spreading sickness, biting and infesting every animal it gets in contact with, and she couldn’t even justify their existence by claiming they served an important purpose as prey to another animal or beast, since there were truly no animals who’d ever choose to consume the wretched things.

    The second living thing Aerith would consider useless was Zack Fair, resident idiot.
    ...

    Or, the unfortunate time Zack Fair fell in love with the new exchange student, if you were to ask Aerith and her beloved kitchen chairs.

    (roughly an update a week, give or take some!)

    Language:
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    Words:
    32,879
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1,455
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    Cloud visits Aerith's church and finds his enemy waiting for him. Before long, he's faced with something else entirely.

    Alternatively: Aerith and Zack shenanigans from the within the lifestream, featuring Cloud, who can't catch a break, and Ever Crisis!Sephiroth, who may have caught his best break yet.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,988
    Chapters:
    5/15
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    287
    Bookmarks:
    64
    Hits:
    3,587
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    The calamity from the sky known as Jenova was excavated from a 2,000-year-old rock layer and subsequently used in Shinra’s inhuman experiments to create the ultimate SOLDIER, Sephiroth.

    In this world, something has released the calamity before Professor Gast could discover it. Project S never came to be, and the war hero Sephiroth is simply an ordinary boy. But when the calamity’s virus reaches the mountainous town of Nibelheim, destiny is forever changed…

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    42,704
    Chapters:
    23/23
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    117
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    5,446
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    You are starting your first year at the Shinra Institude of Technology, one of the many colleges in Midgar. With a flowery roommate and a charming new friendgroup, you catch quick feelings for a silver haired classmate.

    An FFVII college au fanfic, full Sephiroth/reader because Sephiroth deserves love (at least before Neibelhiem). Characters may be a bit out of character as they haven’t gone through the same traumatic events and get to be normal people.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,940
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1,009
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    “First of all, I can hear a pin drop from thirty-five klicks away, upwind,” Sephiroth states, “And second, I know what ‘shit’ is-“

    “Oh my god he knows what shit is. Lucia, what the fuck have you done?”

    “Me?!” She demands, crossing her arms with a huff, “He might not have known was ‘fuck’ was, you- you instigator!”

    “I’ve heard that before as well-“

    “Oh my god, Matt! Matt!” He jogs to catch up with him, “You have to stop her, she’s teaching Sephiroth to say ‘fuck!’”

    “Oh you dirty son of a-!”

    “We’re SOLDIERS, not sailors, Lucy!”

    “Do NOT call me-!”

    “Guys!” Matt finally screeches, stopping on his heel to glare at them, “Shut the hell up!”

    “Whoa, geez, watch your language, Matt.”

    “Glenn, I will throttle you, if you do not zip it this instant.”

    He zips it; Sephiroth snickers in his arms.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,086
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    146
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    1,433
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    He wasn’t expecting such a stupid article to make such big waves.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,397
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    118
    Kudos:
    460
    Bookmarks:
    83
    Hits:
    5,954
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    Sephiroth receives an image of his mother while in Hojo's labs for a weekly examination.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,760
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    256
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    Fate manifests as soulmarks, but being aware of it ultimately does little to change it.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,153
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    208
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    Sephiroth learned the voice he hears is his mother's. She speaks to him far more often, molding him into the perfect son.

    A short collection of memories from his childhood.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,487
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    214
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    Cloud... Angeal... Genesis...

    They get a glimpse of just how much Hojo's control runs through Sephiroth

     

    Hojo places his palm on the air. Then with a blank expression, he lowers it to the ground.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,276
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    887

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