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A Court Of Flames And Shadows by Saika_Sinner
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
25 Oct 2025
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Beneath layers of thick, insignificant letters and trade agreements, his hand closed on a sealed letter stamped with the blood-red wax of the crest of Autumn. His pulse spikes, pounding hard enough to make his vision blur momentarily. He knew before he broke the seal that whatever was inside was meant for anyone besides him. And still, his scarred fingers slid underneath the wax and tore it open.
Eris.
Mate.
Bond.
The words carved into Azriel like a blade. His knees nearly buckled, and for a heartbeat, he told himself this had to be a lie, some elaborate version of a cruel joke. But the paragraph dripped with truth.
Eris's truth.
And Rhysand's silence.
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"Look,
In the darkness
We're all the same"BFB never happened, it's 2016 and our contestants have managed to build a life in Yoylecity. Some are lucky enough to go live with their family and others have it here... Others have no one
Pen lives practically alone, he's still young and in high school... Junior year and he still has no idea what he's going to do, not today or tomorrow. His mother pays for his studies and food and rent, they live together, but she is very busy with work
Eraser lives whit his family and he goes to the same school as Pen. He is not so different from his friend. He has his whole future already dictated, but he doesn't like it at all... Everything seems to drown in routine as the days go by
What a duo
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In a twist of destiny, Severus Snape finds himself resurrected in a world he left behind, only to discover that Harry Potter is once again in dire straits. As they confront old traumas and new threats, Harry learns about the full depth of betrayal he suffered, while Snape grapples with his second chance at life. With a brewing storm in the wizarding world looming over them, can they forge a path forward? Or will revenge consume Harry?
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- Part 5 of THE VALA-VERSE Harry Potter stories
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uninvited ?? by Bxbzx
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017), Jennifer's Body (2009)
24 Oct 2025
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yes I wanted to hop on the trend, I’m bored and I’m OBSESSED with this ship
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To him, Regina is a spoiled queen everyone is obsessed about for nothing. To her, Rodrick’s a sore loser who thinks he’s better than he is… and worst of all, she can’t manipulate him. When he doesn’t invite her on purpose to his big Halloween party, Regina George swear to herself that she’s gonna be the center of the attention of this pathetic soirée.
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Just another Transformers Self-Insert by Yuzar
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers One (2024)
24 Oct 2025
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Sometimes life can change at an unexpected moment.
One moment you might be at your desk, drinking coffee and desperately trying to finish a job before a deadline.
Then you go over the dead-line and find yourself as a robot on the ground of an alien alley on an alien metal planet.Things that happen
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Tall majestic golden buildings reflect multicolor lights on their surface through the metallic city, a beacon of light in a world of darkness, with refined architecture and the superfine decorations surrounding the passers-by who crossed the centre of the city.
The roar of engines resonating through the metal combines with the screech of transformation gears with a constant background melody, a sweet music, rhythmic like the heartbeat, which seems to want to envelop everything around it in a tender embrace.[...]
Damn Primus and his f*cking 13 knock-off apostles!
What in the actual f*ck?Based on a true events
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Glinda has recently moved to Emerald City from Gilikin and is starting a new job at Yellow Brick Road Primary School, teaching grade 2. She has finally broken free of her parents, who are determined that she find a husband and settle down.
Elphaba, a single parent, librarian and part-time bartender, is getting her son ready for the new school year. He’s starting Grade 2 at Yellow Brick Road Primary School.
Two worlds collide, can they change each other for good?
Updates weekly if people enjoy the story.
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she lives in my lap by saintescuderia
Fandoms: Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), Captain America (Anthony Mackie Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Captain America - All Media Types, Winter Soldier (Marvel Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man (Comicverse)
24 Oct 2025
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The tragedy of James B. Barnes began when he successfully passed Dr. Zola's experiments and fell off a train to become the ghost story brainwashed assassin created to comply and kill: 'The Winter Soldier.'
The tragedy of Aaliyah J. Emerson began when she officially ran out of weed.
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Jaune has trouble sleeping and starts to overthink
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all of my enemies started out friends by elisethebookworm
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan, The Sun and The Star - Rick Riordan & Mark Oshiro
23 Oct 2025
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Brisbane, Cassandra, and Nashville are 16, living at camp, and have now found out their mom had another child before them. Will is 26, has scaled back his career for his children, and owns a record label. Nico is 27, volunteering at camp, and the founder of a multimillion energy drink company. Who are these kids and what do they have to do with Nico and Will?
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Dream on, but don't imagine they'll all come true by elisethebookworm
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan
23 Oct 2025
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Will Solace is 13, the head of the Apollo Cabin and the infirmary, and is hopelessly crushing one one Nico DiAngelo. Nico is 14, the head of the Hades Cabin, and finally learning who he is.
Will is 19, on top of the world, and is hopelessly in love with one Nico DiAngelo. Nico is 19, watching the love of his life die in front of him, and doesn’t know how to live without Will.
Brisbane, Cassandra, and Nashville are 16, living at camp, and have now found out their mom had another child before them. Will is 26, has scaled back his career for his children, and owns a record label. Nico is 27, volunteering at camp, and the founder of a multimillion energy drink company.
so if this makes sense i like to call this a past, present, future storyline, so there are 3 at once but they are all referenced within each other and will be labeled as their own parts in the timelines but also labeled as the chronological chapter in the book.
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A worthless boy becomes the target of a mysterious woman. A dark and powerful bond develops between them that will change his soul forever.
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Scott Dunn is paranoid in his trailer one night, and soon finds it's for good reason, and ends up cornered by a white masked man in his own home. Luckily for him, instead of death, waiting is his deepest, darkest fantasy.
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Call Me Louvre (the way i’m easy to penetrate) by suckheroff
Fandoms: Real Person Fiction
23 Oct 2025
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Robbing the Louvre, no easy task, sure. But the hearts of the four thieves? Now those could be broken.
somewhat inspired by the boys, minions, and other movies and tv shows.
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Henry and Alex are starting to become friends when a week after Alex goes back to the USA he gets a email demanding him back, at first he brushes it off (thinking as a friend he should get involved with Henry's heats) until he's convinced to come back to have a good face with the bitish family and to help Henry out.
Once he gets there and sees Henry is when he truly understands why he needed to come back.Aka Alex is convinced to help Henry through his heat
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Sam and Dean love each other. They would die for each other, kill even. Nothing could change that. What happens when something deepens the bond? When an enemy attacks and even invades a member of the family? What do the brothers do?
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And the Collision of our Kiss that made ME so hard. by Xx_Vamp_xX
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy
21 Oct 2025
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So... New teacher... huh? Never a good sign when that teacher seems energetic and happy. Gross.
And when you encounter said teacher outside of school... oh jeez. Get a load of this guy! He wears the same clothes outside as he does to work? I mean, have some class!
Have a heart.
Have MY heart.
WHO SAID THAT.
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Can dripping blood warm the hands of the dead?
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Megan thought the most interesting thing that would come of moving to New York for college was a glow up and some mediocre flings. Instead, she is super-powered, a little bitchless, and has the best friends anyone could find. It's now her sophmore year and she can't really read subway maps or talk to girls but her record for stopping a bank robbery is almost under two minutes. In walks Jeung Yoonchae, mysterious, polite, maybe a supervillain, and completely out of Megan's league. Keep your enemies close, and the insanely hot relatives of your closest friends even closer.
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On Poetic Foils by Peppermint_Cookies (Starlight_In_the_River)
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
20 Oct 2025
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The last conversation between Maedhros and Maglor before their canonical ending.
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you pray with your lips and spread that gospel around my body by RockBird6200
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
20 Oct 2025
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Loneliness and carnal needs is what drives these two together. It’s probably the only reason they still meet up— maybe the only reason they find themselves together tonight.
Diluc’s chin was a mess of Venti’s milk and blood from biting too hard, his left hand a mess of Venti’s cum and blood from tearing and stretching his vagina too far, Venti gripped Diluc’s hair, pushing him deeper between his breasts. The two of them were a mess of loneliness and circumstances— of depravity and human flesh and a divine soul that hid beneath it.
Despite it all, it was carnal desire that tied such different beings together. And yet, Venti could feel himself cracking. Not just because of the knee he was currently grinding on, or the lips that clung to his tits and drank his milk, but because of the ache in his soul that told him that part of him did not want this.
And yet he came for a third time.