20 Works in Senju Tobirama Being an Asshole
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Madara is a sentinel with a mind too violent to be guided. The only thing keeping him going is questionably legal suppressants and his hatred for a certain customer service rep.
Tobirama is a guide who has accidentally killed about quarter of his clientele. The only thing keeping his going is stubbornness and his hatred of, well, everybody.
He is also, unfortunately, Madara's last hope.
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Before his death, Tobirama set up a safe-guard for the village. If any suspicious movement were to happen with the Uchiha clan's chakra, he would be pulled back to life. So here he was, ready to put the clan back in it's place once more.
Come to find, it wasn't the Uchiha who needed their asses handed to them. He finds out soon enough that apparently his seal counts 'All but three Uchiha dying' as a good enough reason to revive him.
If someone had told him that his scroll was going to bring him back to life so that he could babysit a six-year-old Uchiha child and play tug-a-war over village responsibilities with a half-dead Uchiha sapling, maybe he wouldn't have crafted it after all.
Unfortunately, it was too late to brood on now.
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" A tree." Madara muttered under his breath, looking at his soul mates mark.
Where some people have a soul mate and on their 10th birthday a mark will appear on their wrist.
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After his near-death experience, Uchiha Izuna is ready for new approach to life.
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The mighty chakra presence of Death was warm and friendly, like a sunny day on soft meadows, but barely contained like a wild animal in a cage. It was like watching a storm raging through a dense forest while sitting in a safe house in front of a warm hearth. The presence scooped him up soundlessly and Izuna smelled rich soil and forest. Izuna took a deep breath and smiled. It was so easy to succumb now.
“There you are. Finally.”, he greeted Death and drifted out of his life.Series
- Part 1 of Differences Series
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"𝑀𝑜𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑦𝑜𝑢, 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑒𝑠 𝑑𝑜
𝑌𝑜𝑢'𝑣𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑔𝑜𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝐼'𝑚 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑘𝑒𝑒𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑛 𝑒𝑦𝑒.""𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑟𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠."
(Dark Romance + Toxic Relationship)
Fate plays with anyone, even important Shinobi.
Senju Tobirama's Edo Tensei travels to an alternate past, accompanying his past self. spent in the day-to-day life and living with one of his three wives inside the laboratory in the Hokage tower, two from a loving marriage and one from a political marriage.
His other wives were admirable women and made him question why he hadn't married while he was alive, but a wicked smile always appeared when he saw his little Uchiha wife.
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A temporary seize fire between the Uchiha and Senju clans is cemented. To engender this temporary agreement the leaders Madara and Hashirama agree to a marriage for their younger siblings. A marriage between Kawakana Uchiha and Tobirama Senju. This choice infuriates Izuna who is convinced his rival will bring only cruelty to his elder sister.
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Eventually, all things come to an end. The god of shinobi, The ghost of the Uchiha, even an all-mighty rabbit goddess- whose name is never to be uttered.
Peace cannot last. That is what everybody says, and against all odds, Uzumaki Naruto made it happen...at least until his sins finally caught up to him. No, not his sins, his team's, everything would catch up eventually, even if you have the esteemed Hiraishin. The Universe is cruel in that way, it never forgets a grievance and in this world, all debts must be paid.
In which Team 7 gets transported into the warring states era and goes through a multitude of troubles. Meanwhile, Konohagakure and the shinobi nations are thrown into turmoil over the loss of their bargaining chips against the evils of the world. Perhaps not everything ends after all. Eventual Narusasusaku
This is a rewrite of my fic 'Into the Thick of it'
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Following the inception of Konohagakure, Senju Hashirama requests the help of an Uzumaki Seal Master to lead the construction of a Fūinjutsu barrier for the protection of his fledgling city.
Uzumaki Akari is the best Seal Master Uzushio has. Despite her myriad idiosyncrasies, frequent insubordination, and borderline insanity, the Uzumaki send her to the Konoha to help their allies. Then they all crossed their fingers and hoped for the best.
(This is a Prequel to my slow burn Itachi/OC/Shisui SIOC fic - Gale Force Uzumaki)
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- Part 2 of Uzumaki Storm Universe
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When he reject Madara, Tobirama didn’t think that it would be the start of him living in regret. With hatred clouded his judgment, he misunderstood the man that have sincere adoration for him.
How could Tobirama mend his mistakes?
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Kakashi should have heeded his mother's warning words.
Now it's too late and he is lost in the Neverlands of Jigen, a hell ruled by the first fallen angel, Tobirama.The black angel has been looking for a distraction, and the deviant sinner knocking on his door is the perfect reward for his patience.
Punishment from the greatest of torturers is on the agenda tonight.
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- Part 5 of defenestrate the ethics
- Part 2 of Heaven & Hell
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In the midst of the Fourth Shinobi War, Naruto realizes that there is no way for the Allied Shinobi Forces to win. He decides someone needs to go back in time to before Zetsu became too powerful. Sakura gets thrown through time to help win the war, and also to protect her village, providing she can make the Uchiha and Senju see eye-to-eye.
*Spoilers in bookmarks*
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The Uchiha, as far as everyone is aware, have never really cared about whether one of their clan can bear children or not; as long as said clan member could and per Izuna, "kick some serious ass", then that was what mattered most. So, Madara being the clan head and coincidentally being able to bear children doesn't affect much all.
Except for some parts. As with all things, Uchihas tend to go all-or-nothing and heat cycles, it appears, are no exception.
(alternatively: Madara just gets a harem I guess?)
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When taken from her time by a cloaked figure, Hinata stumbles upon a certain dark haired Senju and his brother, quite literally too. not knowing how she had gotten there, or why the person took her she's left with the choice of what to do. Hashirama offers to let her stay with the Senju, and she accepts, but is that truly the best idea?
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Tobirama wishes he had never decided to play with the laws of life and death. The price he paid is too high for any man to keep his sanity. What was originally meant as a wedding gift and then a personal catharsis has left him with his own personal revenant and the only power he still has over her is binding her to this impure world.
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Hashirama and Madara are in love but Hashirama is forced to love someone else.
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This story started as a RP thread on Tumblr between me and Pistrix. The more we progressed, the more the plot escalated and soon many other characters started to appear. We've been writing this privately for months and the story is quite advanced, so we saw fit to start publishing it as a fanfic.
We are currently editing it so as to transform it from roleplay answers towards a proper storyline, so if something looks strange, please forgive our idiocy lmao.Series
- Part 1 of Bonds
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It was Tobirama...but not, Tobirama.
Not the one he knew.
Not the one with sharp red eyes, calculating and observant, cold, but hiding just a hint of softness. Usually only shown with his brother or the children of his clan.
This was not that Tobirama.
This Tobirama eyed him with red eyes surrounded by black sclera, bright with interest. “In my version of time, you’re dead,” not-Tobirama said, his head tilting in a familiar way as he eyed Madara up and down. “I killed you.”
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In which a space-time jutsu backfires, and Tobirama swaps places with another version of himself. A much stronger, darker version of himself. One who has no qualms, no morals.... This should be interesting
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- Part 2 of MadaTobi :D
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The next squirmish between Senju and Uchiha, Madara was surprised and delighted to see Tobirama aim straight for him rather than Izuna. Two seconds later, he took a decapitated head in the face.
He almost got beheaded by a furious Hashirama (who was apparently still angry at him for the whole "following and trying to rape Tobirama" thing) because he was too busy having unrestrained paroxysms of delight in the middle of the battlefield.
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- Part 4 of Watch the Queen Conquer
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It begins with a knee to the head...
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- Part 14 of Oddball fics
- Part 1 of Tobirama Senju is Missing a Few Mental Pieces
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A Ridiculous Tale by Hiruma_Musouka for blackkat, Red_Hot_Holly_Berries, InsaneScriptist, squidspawn
Fandoms: Naruto
16 Aug 2016
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Away missions are weird. They're just weird. So ingesting a weak drug is par for the course really. It's an accident.
Probably.
(On the other hand, the only thing that Starship Konoha has in greater quantities than assholes are bets and the rigging of said bets. Although MOST people are smart enough to leave the First Mate and the Science Officer out of them.)
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- Part 8 of Through the Looking-Glass, Weirdly