14 Works in Alastor Has a Deer Penis (Hazbin Hotel)
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Alastor leaned his forehead against the dark wood, his trembling thighs struggling to keep him upright much longer. Every inhale had his lungs saturated in the smell of his own musty sweat and the sharp, iron tang of blood. He’d lost count of how many lashes he’d taken until Lucifer called it quits only moments ago.
Mundane questions and worries for the day were stripped free from his being, sure as the skin was flayed from his back. All that mattered was being good, doing what he was told, and relishing in the safety that was Lucifer’s care for him. And he had, he had done good.OR
Alastor's reward for not coming while being flogged is Lucifer fucking his hooves. You read that right.Series
- Part 5 of RadioApple RACK Week 2025
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Lucifer lifts his head and blearily looks around the room. A part of him must still be asleep because he’s pretty sure he doesn’t have a fireplace in his room. Or the skeleton of some kind of creature on the wall. And a...a tree? Several trees? Are those fireflies?
He stares at the floating little dots of light, and the misty bayou beyond them, then turns and squints at the other side of the room, where there's a wallpapered wall and dark-wood floors. He turns his head again, to the moss-laden trees, cattails, and glowing bugs, and then looks down at the red comforter he's burrowed in.
This…
This is not his blanket.
He looks up.
This is not his room.
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Lucifer wakes up in Alastor's room after a drunken one-night stand.
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Charlie felt an undeniable, subtle change in her trousers. Vaggie’s breath audibly hitched beside her.
Across the room, the cards flew in the air. Husk yelled “What the FUCK!?” and looked down, appalled.
Lucifer furrowed his brow and shifted his hips experimentally.
Niffty fell off the barstool, tried to scuttle forward, and immediately tripped over something pale and fleshy, protruding from beneath her dress. Was that a-
“HEY!” Angel yelled, picking the maid up by her armpits and holding her aloft, revealing to all and sundry the undeniable penis swinging between her tiny legs. “Fuck, not again! Why'd YOU hafta get my dick?"(In which everyone swaps genitals for twelve hours, because of reasons. Shenanigans ensue.)
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Regression Genre: The protagonist returns to a younger version of themselves with their current memory and lives again.
In his past life, Alastor destroyed the royal family to take revenge for his mother's death but he still craved more blood. In order to slay the last surviving member of the royal family, he began to send letters to the Grand Duke of the North, Lucifer Morningstar, attempting to goad him into visiting the capitol. An unlikely friendship bloomed from their exchanges until Alastor trusted the Grand Duke more than his own spouse, Vox. As the years went by and their friendship deepened, Vox tried to assassinate Alastor to take complete control of the kingdom. In their final confrontation, Alastor and Vox are too equally matched and end up killing each other. His one regret, never having the opportunity to meet his closest friend, Lucifer.
In this life, Alastor journeys north to remedy his regret and save his mother. He simply wants to live a peaceful life with his mother and closest friend but fate had never been kind to him....
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A Doe on a Stream by HasBeenHellWolf (FelliSkelli), TempestJewel
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
30 Jun 2025
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Lucifer lives a stressful life as the recently absentee King of Hell and reconciling father, and to relieve that stress he takes to Camming on a site ran by Valentino as a doe named Faline. 'She' has some very devoted fans; ElectroDaddy, FirstDick69 and SugarontheCream. She loves the attention, and the money. But then feelings get involved! And an inopportune heat puts everything on its head. She never meant to meet any of her suitors...
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Please, keep in mind that the rating has changed (from M to E) due to the last chapter!
He has always despised that idiotic frenzy that seemed to regularly pollute every little part of the Pride Ring, making it disgustingly and sickeningly sweet, with pink color literally everywhere and hundreds of hearts adorning every shop window along the flower and chocolate stands on every corner of Hell.
When one day, during his usual on-air letter reading taking place by the end of his radio broadcast, he receives a mysterious, elegant envelope addressed directly to him, it immediately piques his interest, standing out from the ocean of many other, less than appropriate ones to say the least.
He didn’t consider, though, how much impact it would have on his sanity before he decides to open and read the note.
Or, Alastor thinks he has it all figured out, trying to prove to everyone (himself included) that he doesn't care for poetry or this idiotic holiday called Valentine's Day until he acquires a secret admirer who very much shakes all of his convictions to the core.
This fic was written for the radioapple Valentine's Week 2025 in a form of one story, containing the event's prompts.
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Alastor struggles not to lose himself in the absolute vision the angel makes. Debauched like this. Sex mused hair. Swollen, kiss bitten lips, twisted up into an adorably pitiful little pout. Cheeks flushed with the colours of sunlight. Sitting atop Alastor, clad in nothing but his unbuttoned dress shirt.
He looks absolutely divine.
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Or: Alastor revels in the benefits of his new arrangement with Lucifer, though he learns dealing with the king may not be as easy as he’d assumed.
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- Part 4 of To Earn Your Favour
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Fear prickled at the back of his neck as the demon regarded him with open curiosity, bright red eyes scanning across the clearing with a quick, inhuman swivel of his head. The wet crunch of bone snapping back into place startled Auguste.
“Devil, you say…” The demon snickered at him...
with each word spoken, a strange static mingled, as though the pair of them were conversing through a radio. “I suppose I’ve been called worse things.”OR The fic where Human Alastor summons himself by accident, and uses his virginity as a bargaining chip to stay alive.
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- Part 1 of Hazbin Selfcest Week 2025
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Day 1- finding yourself/exploring yourself
(like my mirror)
Alastor wipes the sweat from his brow and sits back on his heels. That should be enough. He carefully sets the brush down. Ensuring it’s a sufficient distance away so what remains on its bristles doesn't muss up his work and reaches for the book.
He opens the book and double checks his work. Comparing the symbols he’s made and seeing if any of them need correcting. He’s interrupted by a quiet groan behind him. Alastor sighs, of course.
He turns around and glares at him. That’s all the victim needs to stifle his pained groans. With that settled Alastor turns back to the task at hand. He’ll be dead soon anyway with the amount of blood he’s lost. The book said a fresh source would suit his needs best. Recommended but not required. Alastor will take all the help he can get.
He has a feeling he’s going to need it. This is the most complicated ritual he’s done yet.
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- Part 1 of Selfcest Week 2025
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Lucifer ran.
The ground tore beneath his hooves, mud slick against his legs as he cut through the thick, swampy brush of the bayou. The scent of damp earth and blood clung to the air, sharp and intoxicating. His breath came fast, his chest heaving, but he didn’t slow. He couldn’t. Not when the pounding of hooves behind him grew louder, closing the distance.
His heart thundered, not with fear, never with fear - no, this was something else entirely. A rush, a thrill, a dance played out time and time again. He knew how it would end, how it always ended, but he wouldn’t make it easy. That was part of the game.
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- Part 1 of To Take and To Give
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Habían pasado tantos años desde que Lucifer interactuó con los pecadores que había olvidado que solo porque no pudieran matarlo eso no lo hacía del todo inmune a sus trucos y poderes.
Está vez él no es la única víctima.
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- Part 18 of Mis fics hellverse en español
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It had been so many years since Lucifer interacted with the sinners that he had forgotten that just because they couldn't kill him that didn't make him completely immune to their tricks and powers.
This time he is not the only victim.
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- Part 46 of My hazbin hotel fics
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After Lucifer leaves his room, Alastor is left to spiral in his thoughts. Amidst his uncertainty surrounding this shift in his and Lucifer’s relationship, Alastor finds a new resolution.
If Lucifer wants a game, then who is Alastor to deny him an opponent? All of the pieces are in place. Lucifer has set the board and offered Alastor the opening move.
Alastor doesn’t play games he can’t win.
And oh, does he intend to win.
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Or, Alastor tries his hand at seduction.
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- Part 3 of To Earn Your Favour
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It seems as though Alastor's last encounter with Lucifer left him a little hot under the collar. His attempts to sate his desires himself would have been successful, surely, if he hadn't been interrupted...
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Or; Lucifer walks in on Alastor masturbating.
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- Part 2 of To Earn Your Favour