12 Works in Admin Joe Hills | joehillssays
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Something strange is happening. The Hermits are dropping like flies, falling into a slumber their friends can’t wake them from. To save them, they must venture into their friends’ dreams, but doing so might mean having to break those dreams down into dust, and both time and the dream world itself are not on their side.
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Try to fix it while you wait to shatter by Kiki_the_kiwi
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
17 Oct 2024
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Tango has everything under control. It's normal to break down outside a nether portal.
He can fix it. It's his responsibility.
Or: I make Tango's season 10 portal glitch angst. You're welcome.
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The Workers Have Left Their Stations by Crawlslikeaworm_onastring
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
12 Oct 2024
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“Xisuma?”
“Yes, Joe?”
“How’s it like to be you?”
“How’s it like to be me?” Xisuma repeated. “What do you mean?”
“Like, to be the admin of the server.” Joe turned back to Xisuma. “What’s that like?”
Or, Joe and Xisuma have a conversation.
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- Part 2 of The Hermitage Chronicles
- Part 1 of Admin Interlude
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They Were Never Supposed To Be There by BuckeyeKitty
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Evolution SMP
13 Apr 2024
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When Grian logs off the server without a reason and Xisuma can't get a response for where he went the admin goes to check Grian's base. He finds the worst letter he's ever received there.
The Hermits aren't about to let one of their own stay with the Watchers if they have any say in the matter.
Which they do.
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- Part 26 of Hermitcraft Fanfics
- Part 2 of Never Supposed To
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xB is hired by Joe to playtest her pinball machine, in hopes he might be tall enough to reach it.
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After hearing about a friend of Iskall's who is getting a day pass onto the Hermitcraft server, Grian starts to freak out a little bit.
After all Fundy's his nephew and he'd barely seen his family since he escaped, he was trying to save them from the danger that surrounded him.
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- Part 22 of Hermitcraft Fanfics
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A job begun is a job half done. Unfortunately, Joe and Cleo aren’t exactly sure where to begin when it comes to unearthing twenty-four ancient legends who have been assumed dead for countless years–and there’s some work to do before they can start.
A short connector between the events of the ballads of joe hills and the fic that will follow it.
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- Part 2 of to bring us all home
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The Man from the Portal by BuckeyeKitty
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
04 Oct 2023
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The Hermits are leaving the Empires server and so the Emperors follow them through. Scott doesn't think about the fact that the lore of Empires will go away and that Hermitcraft is especially protected from the Watchers.
Well he doesn't think about it until Jimmy's Canary wings burst from his back.
Grian has some explaining to do.
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- Part 18 of Hermitcraft Fanfics
- Part 5 of Empires Fanfics
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Well, Joe thought, this isn’t ideal. Not ideal at all actually. He swallowed against the rapidly rising panic. Leather straps dug deep into his arms, tying him down against a bed. The world around him was still coming into focus, but he definitely wasn’t where he’d last been.
Cub is corrupted by the sculk. Cub is a scientist. The sculk takes advantage of this. Unfortunately, Joe is its unwilling test subject.
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- Part 1 of Sculk!Cub fics
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I'm doing Hermitcraft Whumptober 2022! 31 days of whump, angst, hurt and comfort. There's probably something here that you'll like!
Day 1: Adverse Effects
In which Grian accidentally gets poisoned by the Soup Group.
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Day 31: "You can rest now."
The hermits have escaped the moon. But Mumbo still can't sleep. -
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Evil Xisuma's time in the void has many adverse affects on their mental and physical health. Will the hermits be able to rehabilitate everyone's favourite sopping wet rag of a man? Or will he keep biting and hissing at people while having a whole slue of unresolved medical issues and decades of trauma? find out in this shithole of a fic!
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The Vex sighed. Their old subjects had abandoned the cause, in this new world. Granted, they had essentially let the subjects go, with no new goals assigned, but now the Vex were bored. They wanted someone to play with.
Of course... there were 20-odd other people in this world. It could be time for some... recruitment.