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    He'd been stupid and reckless and that was going to cost this girl her life.

    He hated himself for it.

    Then something cold passed his lips. A smooth, cold, painfully familiar liquid.

    Oil.

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    A story about two young drones trying to figure out why one drone might save what is essentially a cannibal and maybe they become pretty close along the way.

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    Things were fine and dandy in the Circus... that is, until four mysterious guests show up. Somehow, these guys are from a different world to Pomni's, raising questions about just what the Circus really is. Now, Pomni and co. have to find out whether they can send their new drone friends home, or whether they're permanently stuck in multicolored mayhem.

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    N jumped out of the ship, holding Uzi in his arms and quickly setting her down due to her protests, asking, "where are we? Ohh fish!"

    "Why would i know?" Uzi walked over to a door, it didnt have a handle and it was made of steel. She reached out touching it with a finger. The door hissed and opened up for her with a click.

    "Maybe because you made the 'time rocket'" V flicked her on the head, going through the now open door infront of her.

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    Uzi Doorman, the tragic death of her mother and many from her kind infecting her mentality like a virus, sought to eliminate all disgusting, vile Disassembly Drones. But she has a specific one in mind that she'll adore murdering. Little does she know that Robo-Jesus (or Satan) has a lot in store for her adventure.

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    Decades ago, an unknowable, unkillable monster devastated humanity and stole their home planet. Now, it's time for revenge, and nothing will stop what they see as their holy crusade.

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    In the middle of order 66 A padawan escapes through hyperspace. But a lucky shot from a ARC-170 causes his hyperdrive to malfunction. As it malfunctions in hyperspace It sends him crash landing into a Unknown snow planet. Unable to contact The jedi council, he and his Astromech droid R3-T5 explore the planet but soon realize that might be a bad idea...

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    N kills Nori, Khan hacks Uzi. The Absolute Solver saves her, for now.
    The sun shines, still.
    Canon-adjacent story of Murder Drones, that stays somewhat true to the source but provides some admittedly not that great explanations for certain events, and focuses more on the psychological impact of things, rather than the comedy aspect. This story still mostly follows Uzi, but puts some emphasis on side characters.

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    With the Absolute Solver's defeat, Uzi was sure that everything was going to be perfect. She had her family back, she had her boyfriend now...everything was perfect.
    And then everything went wrong.
    Now, alone in a world colder than ice, Uzi decides...with some prodding...to leave it behind.

    Meanwhile...Serial Designation N had lost his Universe, but it had been a while and he'd had the chance to heal. They all had time to grieve the loss of the brightest comet in the sky.
    ...So who was this girl that looked so much like the one he lost?

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    After a distress call from Earth N and the crew answer it!

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    Designación serial N nunca fue afortunado.

    Con esa parte repugnante que nunca pidió, atrapado en Cooper 9 y rodeado de quienes parecen desear su muerte, creyó que nada podría empeorar.

    Hasta que despertó algo más en su interior: memorias, deseos, ambiciones… y una maldición.

    Porque cuando alguien intenta cambiar el destino solo con odio y anhelos, el resultado siempre es el mismo.

    Nada bueno.

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    Tessa is alive, the Absolute Solver hasn't been figured out, Cyn and Doll are straight up missing, and things are still as confusing as ever. The Solver has completely possessed Cyn and is actively trying to do the same to Uzi. Tessa is here to accompany the main cast and figure out how to exorcize Uzi without a Crucifix Patch. Uzi keeps blacking out from the Solver's sporadic attempts to control her and isn't sure why she keeps trying to attack Tessa in her Solver crazes. When another attack causes her to draw blood from Tessa, Uzi responds strangely and goes passive. The gears in Tessa's head begin to turn.

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    Uzi never had an easy life, tormented for being different. When her desperate plan to fight back goes horribly wrong, nearly causing a disaster, she is betrayed by those closest to her and sent to who knows where, suffering. From that moment on, she lives only for herself—at least until she crosses paths with a certain clumsy Murder Drone once again.

    And things get far more complicated than she ever imagined.

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    2 years had passed since Uzi had saved Copper-9 from destruction, and despite the shocking changes she's undergone since eating the Solver's core, the insufferable demon living in her tail, and the fact that one of her closest friends refuses to stop brutally maiming people, her life had finally began settling down into some form of normalcy....

    ...So of course, it was only a matter of time before a squad of drones claiming to represent a newly revived JCJenson showed up on the planet asking to resume mining operations, among them being some familiar faces from the past....

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    Three months after the Battle of Cabin Fever Labs, things are going surprisingly well for Uzi Doorman. Sure, she's loosing sleep from weird Solver nightmares and has an annoying, unwelcome guest in her head, but there's also a lot to be happy about. She's got an amazing boyfriend, and the two of them are getting closer to their other weirdly hot friend. She's got an actual normal non-romantic friend. And also Lizzy, who is... frequently around and maybe not as terrible of a person as she used to be? She's rebuilding her relationship with her parents, and literally rebuilding her mom. She's about to graduate. She's basically robot god. Life is the best it's been in a while.

    Surely nothing could go catastrophically awry and kick off a new series of revelatory shenanigans, right?

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    Worker drones were part of the Frosty areas known as Copper 9 as they had been destroyed, kept as servents and sold off or have disappeared completely while disassembly drones were able to survive on metal and oil differentally made from workers while slowly meeting the same fate.

    Enter Thad, an Drone adopted by a certain human as a close friend throughout the years. He happily was alright with everything that is calm and quiet in the world.

    Well when someone comes in having selected him to meet someone, his world turns upside down with a new danger and having to find his way back to his life he knew.

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    While taking a newly-repaired disassembly drone ship out for a spin, Uzi and N discover that reports of humanity's extinction were greatly exaggerated, the universe is a lot bigger than they first thought, and somehow alien eldritch horrors are still not as bad as capitalism.

    Meanwhile, after exploring the grisly remains of a destroyed corporate station, Murderbot finds its body going through some deeply unsettling changes. There's no reason to make a connection between this weird, horrifying metamorphosis and the news of a couple of bots wreaking havoc across the Corporation Rim, until there are far too many reasons to ignore.

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    3/?
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    Uzi never received much love.

    Her mother was dead.

    Her father thought of her as a disappointment.

    Her colony knew her only as Khan's disappointment.

    Who knew that the very thing that plagued her home would be the first thing to show her love.

    She doesn't care though.

    Love was all she needed.

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    Copper 9, thought to have been forgotten and abandoned by the human race. Left to its own devices, free from human intervention, workers repopulated the planet. As many years passed their code, body and behavior slowly evolved into their own subset of drones, barely recognizable from the workers they once were. Yet these drones became aggressive towards one another as vital parts became rare due to the harsh climate, only the strong would survive.

    But as if that wasn't enough. After decades, pods entered the atmosphere containing the answer of humanity to this slight rogue AI problem. Taking back what was rightfully there’s. Unleashing the disassembly drones.

    Yet something stood in their way. An abnormal purple drone holding a line of code which had been passed down and corrupted over decades.

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    Absolute solver change Uzi and Doll to giga robots and drive them to complety madness. After decads they're complety took over unniverse and ensleve everything. But after one rebelion they're return to old self.

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    I like making V suffer
    V is silent throughout most of this you'll see why

     

    As much as Disassembly Drones were nocturnal, V seemed to stay up in the day and sleep in the night to sync with Uzi's school schedule. Uzi thought it was sweet, N thought it was concerning until he tried it, meaning they could all sleep at the same time even when it wasn't movie night.

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    49
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    8
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    537

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