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    "Someone's been stealing from me,” Sylus observed, a honey-dulcet tone that made grizzled mercenaries suddenly remember urgent appointments in other cities. You'd stopped flinching at it somewhere around month three, mostly because flinching undermined confidence in your abilities, and god knows it didn’t take much to unseat a woman at tables built for men.

    "It would appear that way, yes."

    Behind every formidable crime lord is a long-suffering woman with excellent crisis-management skills, a flexible definition of ethics, and the unenviable task of keeping him profitable, placated, and mostly non-homicidal.

    You manage Sylus Qin’s empire. He just hasn’t realised you’ve been managing him too. …Or has he?

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    1/1
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    When what should've been a routine rescue mission goes south in the worst way possible, Voltron finds themselves down a team member. As they search the galaxy far and wide for the Blue Paladin, the last place they thought they'd find themselves is a quarantine planet where entire ships are sent to die.

    They most certainly didn't expect to be confronted with the very literal death that awaited them there.

    Language:
    English
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    73,539
    Chapters:
    36/39
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    301
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    65
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    GPS-ът му каза „завий наляво“, а той зави направо в мистерия.

    Никола не беше ловец на духове — беше разградчанин с умрял навигатор и жива карма.

    Добре дошли в Емен — село, където мъртвите моми имат повече характер от живите, а никой не се връща същият след къпането при водопада.

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    Български
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    21,068
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    2
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    2
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    44
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    I can't see you

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Kimberly Corman thought she had finally left Death behind. But after one strange night in her bedroom, she realizes she isn’t alone… she can see them.

    One by one, the people who lived through the same horrors—and died—begin to appear right in front of her.
    And this is the story of how Kimberly Corman started seeing ghosts.

    Or: Kimberly Corman sees the ghosts of the other visionaries, and her life turns into a paranormal sitcom.

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    English
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    21,666
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    Martin's upset with Jon and Jonah and sends giant spiders after them for revenge.

    Or, alternately, Martin Blackwood fully embraces his toxic jealousy

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    English
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    1,066
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    In an accompaniment to Thaddeus Gets Revenge, Dr. Doofenshmirtz decides to DESTROY things he doesn't like, and that's the entire plot! This... isn't going to go well.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    There are gnomes in my kitchen. I can’t prove it, but I know they’re there.

    A polite request for extermination.

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    English
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    1/1
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    Six strangers. One mansion. Millions watching.

    They're influencers, creatives, and chaos incarnate - forced to live together, film together and brand their lives for the ultimate reality-show experiment. Egos clash, secrets simmer, and behind every staged smile lies heartbreak, desire, and truths no filter can hide in the Limitless House.

    Gojo and Geto's effortless chemistry threatens to unravel the show, Nanami struggles to keep his heart private, Toji hides pain behind fists and laughter, Riko captures it all - and Shoko silently struggles to keep her mother alive while paying mounting hospital bills.

    As viral scandals, off-camera confessions, and emotional pressure mount, the house becomes a pressure cooker of ambition, intimacy, and raw humanity. Who will break first? Who will survive unfiltered?

    Updates: Chapters every other day until Oct 27 -then it will be published weekly every monday (cuz i still have like two months till mid-termss)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
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    1
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    Slices of life of Domestic Wolfstar for all ages and in all seasons of their lives

    or

    No thing defines a man like love that makes him soft and sentimental - Noah Kahan

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    English
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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    265
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    At least her Godfather doesn’t treat her any less. He treats her like an equal.
    His long-lost dead friend reincarnated as a girl.

    Fem!Harry x Sirius (exploration of Harry and Sirius's relationship but also her womanhood and trauma)

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    English
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    11,990
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    17
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    102
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    2,624
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    Was it really just the weather?
     

    The rain... The storm... Was it real or just what he felt inside.
     

    "Haa.."
    Just what was he doing anyway? Drowning in rain like an abandoned Kitten... Wait!? Did he actually just think of himself as some weak, pathetic creature?

     

    He definitely was losing...
    His mind? His thoughts are answer enough.
    His games? Oh please... As If.
    His Brother? He couldn't care less. But he did, even if he denied it with the bottom of his heart.

     

    Did his brother even care to begin with– NO! Enough already. He wouldn't think about that. Stop! No more of that bullshit. Just stop. Stop. Stop. STOP!

     
    "Tch-"
    Yeah, he's definitely lost it bad.

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    OR
    Rin is losing control over his mind and fighting his own battles with his own unexpected self.

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    English
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    3,793
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    40
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    70
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    RUIN AND DEVOTION
    They made a blood oath. Real magic, he thought it was pretend.
    They broke it. Reformed it. Bled for it.
    I've watched them do this before—different names, same wound.
    They always choose each other.
    They always pay the price.
    —The Watcher

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    1
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    Jon and Martin manage to save all their friends during the apocalypse! Yay!
    Jon gets whumped. A lot. Muhahaha

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    English
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    1,947
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
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    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    The adventures of Jake Harley from The Alternian Candidate up until he turned 35 (1902-1937), told in no particular order.

    Or my Marty Stu OC named Jake Harley idk idc.

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    English
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    36,776
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    103
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    Disgruntled college professor Daniel Maurander enters into a semi-voluntary wardship with a ditzy cactus. This story follows both of them as they adjust to living with an unfamiliar but endlessly alluring creature. Part fluff, part very weird smut, maybe part horror, part sincere exploration of mental health and identity issues via alien plant mommy domination? I dunno.

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    English
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    11,379
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    13
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    20
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    427
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    When his sharp teeth punctured into my carotid artery, I felt my blood stop. It flowed
    from my wound into his mouth, wet and hot. I went white and frozen, I started grabbing violently at his coat, before my wrists went limp, and my body went weak. I couldn’t scream. Nor could I see anymore. The only thing I could feel was slobbery lips, and piercing, stinging pain radiating down my neck and arm. I suddenly felt my body slam against the cold ground. I regained my vision in doubles. His eyes, which looked like peeled white onions, his pallored face drenched in red. His black hair frazzled and on end. He had a crazed, miserable expression. I felt faint, and tried to groan out a plea. The words gurgled in my mouth and croaked in my voice box.
    “Why?” was all that slipped out of my frothy mouth before the pain stopped.
    He elegantly pulled a handkerchief out of his beast pocket, and wiped his lips clean. He looked down at me pitifully. My vision faded, and I finally passed away.

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    English
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    10,007
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Kudos:
    3
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    In the twilight of the age of adventure, when a broke party faces dissolution, their de facto leader has a new plan to make ends meet: start a band. A character-driven comedic fantasy.

    Series
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    English
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    22,219
    Chapters:
    9/10
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    22
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    After years of denying she’d ever marry, much less raise a child, Wednesday Addams finds herself sharing a life and a surname with her radiant werewolf wife, Enid Sinclair. Their storm-drenched wedding in a haunted cathedral was everything Wednesday could have wanted (and everything Enid hadn’t known she wanted until she saw Wednesday smile in candlelight).

    Now, with the arrival of their daughter, conceived through reciprocal IVF and born with a frown that already rivals Wednesday’s, their domestic life is far more complicated than duels, monsters, or murder mysteries ever were. Their different worlds clash on the very first decision.

    What name they're gonna give to their daughter?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    92,780
    Chapters:
    63/108
    Comments:
    553
    Kudos:
    2,025
    Bookmarks:
    219
    Hits:
    56,603
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    The songs from my fanfic in order of appearance
    En un universo alterno y genderbend, la banda mundialmente conocida Queen está formada por cuatro chicas que, por supuesto no comenzaron siendo famosas de la noche a la mañana, sino que tuvieron que hacer mil y un malabares para poder llegar al sitio que siempre habían soñado: pasar de ser una banda novata de chicas que apenas sobrevivían a ser una de las bandas del momento.
    En el camino encontrarían múltiples tribulaciones que les pondría el pie constantemente, pero tendrían que encontrar la manera de superarlas no por la fama, sino por la amistad y el amor.

    Inspirado en eventos reales de la banda con algunas libertades creativas. Todos los "personajes" (todos) son del genero opuesto al que tienen en la vida real, y algunas personas reales fueron omitidas por el bien de la trama. Y con un ship de por medio (Arriba el Deacury señores).

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    22,775
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    3
    Hits:
    23

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