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！！！Just a heads-up! You'll find the main story right after this

说是oneshot其实更像灵感堆积，一些没空写成长篇的小灵感啥的。
Calling them "oneshots" is a bit of a stretch—they're more like dumping grounds for inspiration, little ideas I don't have time to expand into full-length fics

我想我大概会一直继续创作的，除非我不能再拿到设备，那样的话我也没法儿了（）
I'll probably keep creating unless I lose access to my devices—in that case, there's really nothing I can do（）

可以request！但我不一定写hehehe，看我顺不顺手吧就是
（提前说明一下我不喜欢sub×vine这一对，很抱歉）
Requests are open! But no promises hehehe，it all depends on whether the idea clicks with me.
(A heads-up: I'm not a fan of the sub×vine ship, sorry about that!)

以及，对不起我们这个地区吃产品习惯根据左右位将ship名写成不一样的样子（并且有的人会介意别人不这样处理），加上我觉得我想出来的bamk0还挺天才的哈哈（*这是中文论坛常用说法不是说我真的是天才*），所以我就擅自地用这个来称呼ban→7mk0了，dont throw tomato on me plz，really sry hehe（scratch head）
Also, a small apology in advance! In our corner of the fandom, it's common to adjust the ship name based on the top/bottom dynamic (and some people do mind if you don't follow this). Plus, I personally think the name "Bamk0" I came up with is kinda genius lol (that's a common Chinese fandom expression, not me claiming to be a real genius), so I'll just go ahead and use it for Ban→7mk0. Dont throw tomato on me plz, really sry hehe (scratch head)

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例行解释——呃什么时候我可以不写这段话好长啊：
Routine explanation—Ugh, when can I stop writing this? It's so long:

I do not ship Medhammer . My content focuses exclusively on Bamk0 (Ban Hammer x 7MK0).

This is because, based on their canonical personalities, getting Medkit and Ban Hammer into a romantic relationship would require significant ooc changes to at least one of them. In contrast, 7MK0 exists outside the main timeline, has no affiliation with the True Eye church, and is not a target of Ban Hammer's pursuit. His more outgoing personality also allows for more natural and plausible interactions with Ban Hammer.

Furthermore, I view 7MK0 as a distinct character, separate from Medkit (just as one wouldn't consider Bivekit to be the same as Medkit!

The Medhammer tag is included solely for discoverability and reach. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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Honestly, ship whatever you want, it's all good! My only rule is: plz don't shove Medhammer in my face talking about how tasty it is. As long as you don't jump at me with it, we're all good

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flipside电视塔塔顶，valk刚刚结束上午的节目录制。他走出录播室，前往休息室准备小憩一下。
On the rooftop of the Flipside TV tower, Valk had just finished his morning show recording. He walked out of the studio and headed to the break room for a short rest.

刚进屋门待了十分钟他就觉得不对劲了。总觉得有什么东西在盯着自己，嗯…那个家伙么
He’d only been in the room for about ten minutes when he started to feel something was off. He had this nagging feeling that something—or someone—was watching him. Hmm… that guy, maybe?

“shuri…？”valk试探地唤了一声，没人应答。“shuri——”他提了提音量，还是没有回应。“SHU—RI——”
“Shuri…?” Valk called out tentatively. No response. “Shuri—” he raised his voice a little. Still nothing. “SHU—RI—”

然后那个穿黑色披风的家伙抓着吊索，倒吊着从横梁上（缓慢并匀速地）降了下来。
Then, the figure in the black cloak descended（slowly and steadily）from the beam above, hanging upside down by a rope.

valk只觉得好笑，但他还是觉得先陪他玩玩比较有意思，于是用出了满级的表情管理努力憋笑。
Valk found it amusing, but decided to play along, putting his elite-level composure to the test as he struggled to suppress his laughter.

“大明星有何贵干？”shuri一直下降到自己能直视valk，然后悬在空中看着对方。“小心我告你私自闯入哦！！”
“What does the big star want?” Shuri lowered himself until he was eye-level with Valk, hovering in the air as he looked at him. “Be careful, or I’ll report you for trespassing!”

shuri闻言一翻身落了地，微笑着张开双臂，“那大明星的翅膀硬啦，不用我陪了么？”valk也憋不住笑了，咯咯地笑着抱住了shuri。
Hearing that, Shuri flipped over and landed softly on the ground, smiling as he opened his arms. “Oh? So the big star’s wings have hardened, and he doesn’t need me around anymore?” Valk couldn’t hold back his laughter anymore and giggled as he hugged Shuri tightly.

“那还没呢”，valk一边说着一边将脸颊紧紧贴着对方的颈窝。shuri更加用力地搂住了对方，将口吻埋在valk白色的、毛茸茸的头发里面。
“Not quite yet,” Valk murmured, pressing his cheek firmly against the other’s neck. Shuri held him even tighter, burying his face in Valk’s white, fluffy hair.

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这家伙越来越像个泥鳅了。
The guy was getting as slippery as an eel.

刚确定关系那会儿可不是这样的。banhammer他只要一伸手，手臂从7mk0腋下穿过，掌心抵着肩胛骨那么一捞，就能把对方整个人捞离地面。这家伙的体重和他的力气根本就没法比，轻松得好似是拎起来一只刚满月的小猫一样，还能顺便掂量两下。
It wasn't like this when they'd first gotten together. Back then, whenever Banhammer reached out—sliding an arm under 7MK0's armpits, palm flat against his shoulder blades—he could hoist him clear off the ground with one firm lift. The librarian's weight was nothing against his strength; it was as effortless as scooping up a month-old kitten, even giving him a light heft for good measure.

现在不一样啦，这家伙精的了不得了。7学会躲了，一看见他伸出手臂，就像个见了人的怕人的野猫，向后蹦两步跳开了。要是追上去也不是不能抱到他，只是年轻小伙和这幅有点年头的身体也有点比不了了，身子一扭就躲了过去…真烦人，怀疑这混蛋上辈子到底是不是只猫了。
Not anymore. The bastard had gotten clever. 7 had learned to dodge. The moment he saw that arm extending, he'd recoil like a feral cat spotting a human, skipping two steps backward. Chasing him down wasn't impossible, but the young lad's agility was starting to outmatch this older frame—a quick twist of his body, and he'd evade the grasp… Damn nuisance. Sometimes he wondered if the brat had been a cat in a past life.

哈，他大概也知道这只手臂拢过来把他抱到半空，不一定总只是为了看他的反应觉着好玩的，也可能是要玩玩他…谁知道呢。
Hah. He probably knew, too. That an arm curling around him and lifting him into the air wasn't always just for the fun of seeing him fluster. It could just as easily be an excuse to have his fun with him… Who knew.

…说真的，这小混蛋一直躲，只会让他更想收拾他一顿啊。
… Honestly, the little bastard's constant evasion only made him want to teach him a lesson even more.