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The musketeers

3:45 AM

Charles: @all @all @all

3:46 AM

Max: what the fuck do u want. I am sleeping

Carlos: its 3 in the morning of course your gonna be sleeping

Lando: it would honestly be a dream to find this dude sleeping at 3am. All he does is live laugh and stream…

Oscar: can u just stfu, all of u we got class tmrw

Charles: nerd

Alex: guys I ran over a cat.

All: WHAT THE FUCK?

Alex: oops wrong gc bye

Alxx_2...33 is offline

Charles: yk what gn...

Lando: same here...

Oscar: do not speak to me.

Max: I am glad it wasn’t my cat…

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The musketeers

9:43 am

Charles: WAKE UPUPPUOOUOOOAPOOAOAOPA WAKEUOPPOEOOP

George: Charles. I hope your socks are wet but not too wet to change them but wet enough to feel that uncomfortable feeling. I hope both sides of your pillow are warm and I hope your phone gets 1% and u go for the charger but it shuts off when u charge it. AND. IT. NEVER. TURNS. BACK. ON.

Gasly: so, were starting off with a threat...?? Okay… pop off... ig...

Kimi: agreed...

Alex: WHO TF ARE U GUYS??

Charles: I added some people:3

Bearman: hola

Lance and Fernando: hi

Esteban: heyyy

Yuki: h with an I

 Charles: these are our next victims!!

Bearman: I feel unsafe already...

Daniel: WHO JUST DRAGGED ME OUT OF MY DREAM?? I CAN'T RE, EEBR ANYTHING NOW/. S. SLDJSKLQCKBJLWDBHIJCWBHIUODCOBIWDBIOHUCABIOXJNO.

Max: charles did

Daniel: CHARLES.

Lewis: whoever interrupted my therapy. I will kill u in your sleep.

George: that’s worse than mine... LOLLLL

Charles: WHYS IT ALWAYS MEEE???!!!

Kimi: guys CAN YOU INTRODUCE OURSELVES. OMG??/ BEFORE ALL THIS GETS WORSE...

Lewis: wait we have new people??

Charles: yep

Lewis: HII I AM LEWIS!

Max: max

Lando: landoooo in your areaaa (blackpink ref)

Charles: I am going to kick u out

Lando: SORRYRYRYYRYR

Oscar: oscar.

George: George

Daniel: DANNY THE SIGMA!!!

Carlos: carlos

Kimi: hii guys. I am kimi

Ollie: names Oliver but call me Ollie

Nico: Nico

Esteban: hii I am Esteban

Gasly: Pierre

Charles: gosh the French are taking over @smoothoperator5_5

Carlos: oh!

Nico: back to my frank ocean therapy

Lewis: U LISTEN TO FRANK OCEAN???

Nico: yeah??

Lewis: ME TOO??

Nico: wait… fav album??

Lewis: blonde!!

Nico: same

Lewis: WE SHOULD LISTEN TG

Nico: BET

LewisTHEhamiltion and nic_ooo are offline

Charles: hmo...

Oscar: omg...

Lando: ALREADY???

Max: NO.

Charles: I ship them…

Carlos: STOP DOING THAT.

Kimi: this is a daily occurrence...??

Lance: guessing by them I think so

Fernando: good, more drama

George: they lit just met. 5. Mins. Ago.

Alex: I mean delusions are free

George: not u too…

Charles: FINALLY, SOMEONE WHO GETS ME

Oscar: btw all of u guys are late and we got Professor Davidson

Everyone’s offline

Charles and max (direct messages)

Charles: MAX

A

MAXM

MAX

AMXAMX

AMX

MAX

Max: What???

Charles: R U STILL IN THE DORM, I FUCKING FORGOT MY NOTES/…

Max: OH.. I JS LEFT BUT I CAN TAKE IT FOR U

Charles: AIGHT TYSMMM LUV U POOKIE

Chzxx16 is offline

“Pookie??” “Luv u??” Max thought about it. He didn’t even notice his face turning red. Whatever who cares he has other things to do.

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The musketeers

9:15 am (the next day)

Alex: no ones online hm..

Alex: okay then

Alex: ตื่นได้แล้ว นังตัวแสบ (wake up bitches)

*trumpets and eagle noises start playing*

George: CAN U STOP SPEAKING THA-

Alex: no.

Max: omg… what happened..?

Charles: as always

Carlos: Alex starts a ritual again.

Kimi: again..??

Max: omg..

Alex: CUZ I CAN?? เพราะฉันทําได้??(cuz i can)

Gasly: HELLO!!!!1111

Charles: kys.

Gasly; mama papi here @mv_331@ Chzxx16

Max and charles: STFU.

Ollie: god.. will u guys shut up we have class in 15 minutes do this later..

Fernando: no continue please.

Lance: please don’t is what he meant to say

Esteban: what even is happening rn..?

Gasly; just some couples interaction

Charles: I WILL MURDER U 

Max: istg.. atp please do 

Carlos: before this turns into ww3 can we ask y Alex brought us here..

Alex: oh yeah…… I forgot.

Charles: I am gonna fucking jump off this building.

 @Chzxx16 is offline

Alex: wait WAIT I REMEMBER!1!!1!1!!!!!!1!!1!

Everyone’s offline

Alex: OMG.

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Lewis: Bad luck to talk on these rides
Mind on the road, your dilated eyes
Watch the clouds float, white Ferrari
Had a good time

Charles: Lewis..?

Lewis: (Sweet 16, how was I supposed to know anything?)

I let you out at Central
I didn't care to state the plain
Kept my mouth closed

Charles: are u okay..???

We're both so familiar
White Ferrari, good times

Stick by me, close by me
You were fine, you were fine here
That's just a-

*alex albon shared a video*

(It’s basically the eagle screech’s again with the America national anthem)

Alex: HELLO EVERYBODY!!

Charles: Alex. I will commit arson. AT. YOUR. HOUSE. If u don’t stop with this shit

Alex: OH YEAH? BET!!

Lewis: y’all are crazy..

Nico: oh god…

Lewis: HI NICOOOO!!

Nico: too much stupidity. Get away

Charles: i mean he’s right..

Max: hii

Nico: STFU.

Nico__ther00sberg is offline

Max: what the fuck did i do..

Charles: should we be concerned

Max: oh well he’s gonna be back soon anyways

Nico: FUCK U GUYS

Lewis: welcome back sweetie

Nico: shut up.

George: damnnn who hurt u

Nico: STFUUU

Charles: are u on your period or what…

Alex: YALL I HAVE GOOD NEWS!!

George: oh dear god.. hun please keep it to yourself

Max: NO.

Charles: don’t tell us..

Everyone: NO!.

Alex: WE GOT A NEW MEMEBERRR!Q1!

Max: oh god not a another one..

Charles: its fine another idiot on the list

Kimi: so we are idiots..?

Lance: I take full offense

Charles: please do..

Nico: CAN WE JUST START OR WHAT??

Charles: god dammn did your patience stand up and leave.

Admin added liam_lawtheson

Liam: hi everyone

George: RUN WHILE U STILL C-

Host muted participant

Charles: hello welcome!1

Liam: yep nope I am out

Participant left the group

George: he took my advice I am so proud

Charles: KYS U FUCKING WHORE.

George: ouch

Max: charles istg keep it up ill call u charlie

Charles: okay fuck u too ig.

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Lando: GUY GUYS U WONT GUESS WHAT HAPPENED IN MY CLASS

Oscar: what happened??

Lando: hi osc!!

Oscar: hi lando!!

Lando: okay so basically

George: GUYS HELP I RAN INTO CHARLES AND SMASHED HIM INTO THE FLOOR. HELP EM WHAT DO I DO…

Oscar: nah bro he’s gonna be pissed..

Charles: GEORGE WHAT THE FUCK..

Lando: speak of the devil..

Charles: EXCUSE ME?

George: I AM SORRY IT WAS A ACCIDENT I DIDN’T SEE U

Nico: what the FUCK is going on

Charles: GEORGES SMASHED INTO THE WALL

George: IT WAS. ACCIDENT I SWEAR./

Nico: bro how’d u not see him he’s kinda hard to miss

Charles: u are not helping.

Lando: can I just finish my story??

Oscar: yes pooks go ahead

Lando: ok so I was in math right so like we were taking calculus or like angles  idk ask the bitch max I just copied off him. Anyways I am just minding my own business and I JUST HEAR THE CORNIEST PICK UP LINE.

Max: I heard my name.. wait wait LMFAOOO WAS IT THE ONE “IF YOU WERE A ANGLE U WOULD BE ACUTE ONE??”

Lando: YES IT WAS LFAOOOO

Everyone: ew…

Lando: EXACLTY?

Lando: so I turned around to see who in the right mind decided it was a good time to let out  a horrific thing out of their mouth, AND GUESS WHO IT WAS

Oscar: WHO??

Lando: LEWIS TALKING TO NICO..

Charles: so u see that’s why I said they would be dating before the month ends

Max: if I remember correctly u never said that…

Charles: hush now I did

Max: ok

Lando: I can say the same for you two

George: those love bird are next to me and I can tell they took that quiet serious they are as red as a tomato

Charles: kys.

George: with pleasure after u tho.

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Lando: but like-

Charles: GUYS GUYS GUYSS!!!PLS HELP ME

Charles: I GOT SUSPENDED.

Oscar: excuse me..?

Kimi: HOW??

Gasly: honestly deserved it probs

Charles: kys

Ollie: no no continue how this happened

Max: if u guys wanted to hear it it’s actually true

Lance: SERIOUSLY??

Esteban: ain’t no way

Fernando: why can i see it happening

Charles: stop ganging up on me like I killed y’all’s moms

Charles: anyways I LIT GOT A EMAIL FROM THE COLLEGE

George: me and Alex want to know what it say

Charles: u gays… anyways it said “ dear charles you’re got suspended from the school for 1 week’

Lance: excuse me.. the grammar??

Ollie: NAHH

Kimi: the fact that lance is correcting grammar is crazy..

George: that’s fake asf

Max: okay fine..

Charles: we were just joking

*DINGG*

Charles: what the??

Charles: did i just get a notification from my email… uh

Max: wait wut??

Charles: no fucking way..

Lewis: what happened??

Nico: probs karma reached to him

Charles: I GOT FUCKING SUSPENDED??

Max: WAIT WHAT.

Alex: NO WAY LMFAOO

Kimi: HOW??

Ollie: AINT NO WAYYY

Yuki: THAT’S WHAT U GET FOR LYINGG LMFAOAOOAOO

*ding*

Yuki: did i just hear another one..?

Max: U GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

Alex: DON’T TELL ME…

Max: I GOT SUSPENDED TOO?!!

Everyone: WAIT WHAT??

Lewis: WUT DID U DO??

Nico: like i said karma

Alex: WAIT DOES THAT MEAN.. MAX X CHARLES CONFRIMED?!!

Max and charles: NO!!

Ollie: i bet they got suspended becausee of forbidden love

Kimi: LMFAOO

Max: OMGS.

Oscar: so when’s the wedding?

Lando: atp they just need to kiss and make ou-

Host has muted participant

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Max and George: arguing

Lewis: YOU MADE ME HATE THIS CITYYY!!! AND I DON’T TALK SHIT ABOUT U ON THE INTERNET

Charles: yeah no..

@ Chzxx16 is offline

A bunch of idiots and a king

12:45 pm

Charles: hello

Yuki: stfu.

Charles: Bruv I just joined

Yuki: so? I hate everyone equally anyways

Yuki: except my baby pierre<33

Gasly: aww<33

Carlos: ugh couples

Charles: fr..

Yuki: stay mad lonely loser<33

Charles: anywa-

Yuki: if your talking about max again I am gonna kick your ba-

Charles: fuck u

Carlos: @gas__lyyxxzz control your bf.

Gasly: no

Yuki: yes babe stay loyal!!<3

Charles: ew no..

Yuki: okay single rats!!

Carlos: okay toxic rat!!

Yuki: okay attention seeking bitch

Carlos: okay budget bitch wannabe with cooking issues

Yuki: EXCUSE ME??

Yuki: fine keep talking vitamin c deficiency.

Carlos: fine keep being a clingy-ass parasite

And pierre your whole personality is being a his pet

Gasly: tf did I do? Okay fine keep talking walking rejection

(They are still arguing btw)

@ Chzxx16 is offline

Ugh fuck this anyways” charles sighed.

The room of their dorm opened and entered max with Starbucks one was his and one was charles

Thanks pookie!!!” Charles beamed with excitement

Also when will we tell the others we are a thing..??” Asked charles

Idk u tell them if u want”  max said handing him his Starbucks

The day flew by and yet it was quiet we all knew what was never going to be quiet.

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Charles: guys who wants to play word association

Everyone: ME!!

Charles: okay so we start from me and go down Kay??

Charles: smart

Esteban: me

Max:clown

Oscar: true

Lando: real

Alex: no delulu

George: truth

Fernando: facts

Lance: honesty

Carlos: certainly

Yuki:accurate

Gasly: correct

Daniel: exactly

Lewis: precise

Nico:literal

Esteban: CMON??

Charles: okay that was just a test..

Max: more like a reality check

Esteban: HEY.

Charles: okay lets start fr this time

Charles: sun

Max: hot

Oscar: spicy

Lando: me

Alex: gross

George: true

Fernando: accurate

Lance: close

Carlos: reality

Yuki: esteban

Esteban: STOP USING ME AS A WORD

Gasly; next word esteban

Esteban; OMG.

Charles: dumbass

Max: french

Oscar: no brain

Lando: stupid

Alex: คนโง่ (dumbass)

George: facts

Fernando: clueless

Carlos: reality

Esteban: THIS IS WORD ASSOCIATION NOT A ROAST SESSION.

Charles: okay.. lets start again I feel bad

Esteban: TY.

Max: fine

Charles: moon

Max: night

Oscar: dark

Lando: scary

Alex: esteban

Esteban: OMG.

Alex: sorry I accidentally slipped it out

Esteban: YK WHAT 1 FINAL ROUND.

SAY WAHTEVER U WANT.

Charles: bet

Charles: esteban

Max: idiot

Oscars: walking red flag

Lando: loser

Alex: L

George: dumbass

Fernando: ugly

Lance: reality

Carlos: true

Yuki: sloth

Esteban: fuck u guys

@este_bestie is offline

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Nico: IDGAFFF YOUR SO USELESS.

Fernando: YOUR SO FUCKING USELES WHY ARE U-

@ LewisTHEhamiltion has joined and shared their screen

Would you wet your finger for me?

 Would you pinch me?
Would you turn my page?

Would you read me?
Would you place a bookmark?
Don't return me and lose me forever
Would you take me with you? Would you underline me?
Would you fold me freely? Would you keep me overdue?(song bibi Scot and Zelda)

Charles: damnn I like that song

Nico: this is the second u sang ”accidentally”

Max: I don’t think he cares

Lewis: yeah I don’t

Daniel: u guys wannna play teamwork obby in Roblox

Charles: NUH UH I DON’T WANNA PLAY NO OBBY

Max: cmon hun!! This is different from last time

Alex: hun?? Last time?? WOAH??

Charles: oh shit I forgot to tell u

George: ARE U TWO??

Charles: yep

Max: anyways enough bout this its only 5 players who’s playing??

Alex: me

George: me

Daniel: me cuz I have nothing to do

Lewis: I am gonna go talk to Nico gl guys!!

@lewisTHEhamilton is offline

With the others

Charles: guys hope on the discord call now

Alex: fine

George: js wait I am signing in to my discord acc

Max: already there beautiful

Replying to @mv_331

Charles: <33

Alex: this is so beautiful I am batting my eyes with tissue

Charles: kys

George: after u

(With charles and max)

There are so much stages!! Right max?? C

Agreed M

Should we start?? C

Ofc sweetheart:3 M

Alr!! Let’s do that one! C

Which one?? M

The first stage! C

(With George Alex and Daniel)

D= Daniel

A= Alex

G= George

Alex there’s 7 stages I cant do this G

George deal with it. A

DANIEL STOP PLAYING BASS BOOSTED KILL THIS LOVE BY BLACK PINK A

Fuck off I am doing my own thing D

I will commit manslaughter if u DON’T SHUT THE FUCK UPP!! G

George u stfu your gonna get us kicked out of the. Dorm. A

 (Back with the love birds)

Alr u go first charlie M

Okay C

(With the others)

D= Daniel

A= Alex

G= George

STOP GETTING OUT OF THE BUTTON!1! DANIEL I WILL KILL UU G

GEORGE YOUR JOB IT PRESS GTHAT BUTTON NOT MINE!! ALEX IS GOING TO KEEP DYIN… D

Guys I died.. (rip Alex)

LOOK WHAT U DID DANIEL G

Fuck u george D

Fuck u too. G

GO PRESS THAT BUTTON OMDS. D

Good boy!! D

WHAT. G

 Back to the love birds

Max your supposed to stay on there so I can go on top then I think there’s a button up here I should press for u to come up C

Oh really?? Okay oops sorry!! M

It’s fine dw about<3 everyone makes mistakes C

YOU GO FIRST. G

NO U GO FIRST. D

NO U G

NO U D

Guys stfu ill go first A

NO HE GOES FIRST G

GEORGE KYS D

ALEX TELL HIM TO STOP DOING THAT. G

FIRST OF ALL WHAT SHOULD I TELL HIM? DOING WHAT??? A

OMG JUST GO GEORGE. D

NO YOUR GOING TO PRESS THE BUTTON SO WE ALL DIE. G

U GO FIR-

 Max we both have go on the purple Kay?

Okayy also how many stages left?

Like 3 or 2

It’s fine we can do it

WE ARENT GOING TO BE ABLKE TO DO THIS IF U KEEP DOIUNG IT LIKE THIS U BITCH. G

DON’T CALL ME A BITCH YOU’RE THE ONE TO TALK IF U WANT TO. D

LANGUAGE. A

DON’T EVEN TALK U SWEAR MORE THEN US COMBINED. D

Istg you guys. Stop fighting. I am so mad rn and i can throw a fist at both of u. A

It’s giving if my eyes turn red run. D

Do not disrespect my darling like that. G

Ky-.D

LANGUAGE. A

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Ooo!! Colors. C

What color do u want?? M

I want red!! C

Then i do blue. M

Uh.. wait max

Yes?

Did u think the others wil be fine?? Cuz they are paired together.

It’s okay they will be fine

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ALEX WHYD U DIE. UF UCKINGNNF9DNLJNDQHOUDFHJDWHJICWHCHOUWDJK. D

Ho stfu. A

Atp we should take defeat. G

Guys this is ez!! D

*OOF*

YOU IDIO-

YAY WERE DONE!! C

I think the others are still in the obby. M

Yeah.. i wonder how what they are doing rn

Let’s just go back to the gc. M

SYSTEM m4xs.cl0ud and ch4rl3s.st4r have left the game

@Writtenbycharles and @Iwrotemax have joined the chat

Charles: hi guys

Lewis: hi how’d it go!!

Max: it went pretty well

Daniel, Alex and George: NEVER AGAIN THEY WERE SO BAD

Charles: oh wow..

@Flwers4lewis joined the chat

Charles: who r u

Nico: i am Nico

Max: your matching with Lewis??

Lewis: yep he is :3 i forced him

Nico: yes. It was better then being forced to match pfp..

Max: LMFAOOO

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DMs (max and charles)

Max: hi gmmm!! It’s your birthdayyy!!!

Charles: HII lol i know your even more excited then me

Max; WANNA PLAY OUR FAVORITE GAME??

Charles: o i promised Alex and George i would play with them

But u could join us!!

Max: aightt!! Let’s go to the gc

Charles: mkayyy!<3

Daniel and Lewis:  Bitch, you know I'm sexy
Uh, don't call, just text me
Bitches slow, can't get on my speed
They stare 'cause they know I'm the

I-T G-I-R-L
You know I am that girl
Shh, bitch, don't kiss and tell
It girl from ATL
I, I-T G-I-R-L
You know I am that girl
Shh, bitch, don't kiss and tell (ah)
It girl from ATL

How you mad at me 'cause I'm cunt? Bitch
How you mad at me 'cause I run shit?
Be mad at yourself, 'cause you ain't done shit
Talkin' all that shit is redundant

Trendsetter, bitch, don't be actin' surprised
AliyahCore to the moon, wanna see my demise
But I don't give a fuck, bitch, look at my eyes
I'm a star girl, bitch, 'bout time y'all realized

That bitch today, tomorrow, and the day after dead
Don't give a fuck 'bout all you little hoes, and that's a fact
Not arguin' with bitches who too scared to show they face, bitch
If you said that in real life, I swear, you would get maced, bitch

Lewis: pretty bitches love me

Daniel: ugly hos hate me

Lewis and Daniel: But while y'all busy hatin', I'm flying across the country
To be in Vogue, bitch (yeah), to walk in shows
'Cause I'm that bitch (yeah)
You already kn-

@writtenbymax and @iwrotemax have joined the call

Max: did we interrupt something

Nico: u guys defo did

Lewis: it was our karaoke night

Daniel: yeah

Charles: hi guys

Lewis: hii!! Happy b-day charles

Nico: yep happy b-day

Charles: thank you so much!!

Alxx_2...33 has joined the call

Alex: CHARLESSS HIII

Charles: my ears.

Alex: George is coming after a few minutes he’s just finishing homework’s nd stuff

Max: btw I am playing with y’all

Alex: okayy

G30rgzx3 has entered the call

George; HAPPY B-DAYYY!!1

Charles: MY EARS.

Max: can’t agree more, your so loud…

@smoothoperator5_5 has joined the call

Carlos: Si no os calláis ahora mismo.

Charles: is it just me or is Carlos scary when he speaks Spanish

Lewis: its not just u

Carlos: anyways can we play something

Nico: bitch.

You scared us and you wanna ask to play rn

Carlos: did u just call me a bitch?

Carlos: Quiero repetir eso por estúpido?

Nico: no thanks.. no gracias

Carlos: that pronunciation sucks more then your fat attiude.

Charles: what did i miss

Carlos: i kindly asked u guys to play only for Nico here to call me a bitch

Nico: he could have threatened to kidnap us

He spoke Spanish to ask to play 

 Charles: u both need to learn how to stfu

You guys argue more then max and George do..

Carlos: can we play or not

Max: sure what game?

Alex: PRINCESS TYCOON!!

… you can say that didn’t end really well

Charles: lets play ftf in my priv server

Max: aight

2 hours later

Alex: BRO CHARLES YORU HITBOX IS WILD.

HOW DID U HIT ME FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WALL.

Charles: i am just that good

Alex: fuck u.

Charles: bitch your just mad u died to me

Alex: at least i don’t cheat

Charles: OH ITS ON SIGHT.

George: shut up both of u..

Max: GEORGE ISTG I AM GONNA KILL U

U TARGETED ME U FUCKHEAD.

George: DO IT. NO BALLS.

Max; i am sending a nuke to your fucking house

U PIECE OF ROTTING SHIT

George: and ill send u reasons to KYS BITCHFUCK.

A lot of pointless arguing  (they still a re arguing)

Charles: u guys want popcorn

Alex: yeah thanks

Carlos: gracias chula (t: thank u gorgeous)

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Charles: yk liam your really funnier then i thought

Liam: i take it as a compliment

George: hellooo guys!!

Max: kys.

George: gimme a tut a visual one.

Kimi: are they always like this??

Alex: yep

George: who r u again

Kimi: i am Kimi

George: ah nice to meet u kimi

Kimi: likewise

George: wait Liam’s back?

Liam: they were desperate for new members, speaking of ill add my friend his name is Isack

@LiamTHElawson has added isackh4djerr

Charles: hii isack we don’t bite i swear

Introductions later cuz this is a huge gc

Isack: thanks for having me

Ollie: i am gonna play mhkc

Kimi: o i love mhkc

Ollie: ooo really?? Do u like princess tycoon too?

Kimi: yeah i play it with my sister sometimes, but it’s rlly fun

Ollie: will u marry me

Kimi; OH- uh.. well..

Ollie: i am messing with u dw:3

Kimi: oh! Okay btw is it cool if i join u in mhkc?

Ollie: ofc lets go

K1m1.4ndr3a and 0lli3b34rman have left the call

Charles: romance.

Max:love at first sight

Alex: that closet is crystal clear

George: do they know its legal now?

Lewis: i can already hear the shippers

Lando: yep def gay for each other

Oscar: fr

Liam: uh cmon guys u can’t be serious, its just 2 friends interacting..

Oscar: either your blinder then Adrian himself or your scared of rainbows.

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Alex: and then he just stopped moving..

Alex: i took him to the vet and there was nothing they could do.. he was gone.

Lance : that’s so sad i am so sorry for your loss Alex..

Max: if u wanna take a break from this. That’s okay

George: yeah were here for u no matter what

Alex: ty..

Nico: well this is a rare sight to see.

Max: is it the time to call him names i said 1 million times?

Alex: i am gonna go offline for a bit guys.. would anyone be so kind to tell the others what happened?

George: i got u

Alex: thanks a bunch<3

@Alxx_2...33 has left the voice chat

Fernando: okay now that he’s gone.. can we just agree his cats death was his fault?

Nico: never did i think u would speak facts

Max: right like he lit let it chew on a grape

George: that poor thing was destined for failure due to his negligence..

It’s one thing not knowing grapes are toxic for cats but yet please research b4 getting 1

@flwersfromnico, and 4 others have joined the voice chat

Lewis: hey guys we got back from play ftf

Max: i thought u guys were playing doors??

Kimi: well.. we may have played that..

Ollie: then mm2..

Liam: then mhkc..

Yuki: and then ftf..

Gasly: then the mimic..

Max: well damn..

Yuki: where are the others?

Nico: Alex is grieving his late cat

George: found him not moving with a grape lodged in his teeth

Gasly: oh..?

Yuki: so that cat passed on bc of his negligence?

Lewis: that’s what i was thinking

Nico: its what we were all thinking

George: just no one had the balls to say it to his face

@Alxx_2...33 has entered the voice chat

Alex: i am back..

Sure going to miss my poor little barthamelow..

(Silence)

Alex: why so silent? Is there something wrong with my dead cats name

Smoothoperator5_5 and iwrotemax have joined the call

Charles: GUYS GUYS GUYS

Carlos: we have some amazing news

Charles: WE GOT A CAT!!

Lewis: talk about timing..

Alex: charles my cat died..

Charles: oh shit.. wrong timing i am so sorry Alex. How did it die?

Alex: idk i found him lying on the couch with a grape lodged in his tooth..

Charles: so we all thinking the same thing..?

Carlos: if u wanna tell him be our guest charles

Alex: huh tell me what??

Charles: you’re the reason that cat died. Did u not k now grapes are toxic to them?

Alex: what no they are not?/ i have given barthamelow a grape every day and he has been fine

Max; U GAVE THE CAT 1 GRAPE A DAY???

Carlos: and his name was barthamelow that cat was destined for failure

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Lewis and Daniel: I know a place
Where the grass is really greener
Warm, wet and wild
There must be something in the water

Sippin' gin and juice
Layin' underneath the palm trees (undone)
The boys break their necks
Tryin' to creep a little sneak peek (at us)

You could travel the world
But nothing comes close to the golden coast
Once you party with us
You'll be fallin' in love
Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

California girls, we're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes, bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin, so hot

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Charles:why is it that I joined and u guys are always singing

Nico: just enjoy the show

Charles: I was gonna ask if u two wanted to join us in mm2

There edating teamers

Lewis: edateing teamers?? Count us in

Nico: us??

Lewis: your coming.

Nico: fine we will be there in a sec

Daniel: same here

Charles: aight bye

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Ed 1: BABY OVER HERE GET THE GUN!1

Carlos: thanks pookie

(Carlos basically takes the gun and shoot her)

Ed 2: bro get off my girl

Carlos: I don’t want her she stinks.. I can smell her through my screen

Ed 2: OVER HERE!!

Charles: big mistake lil bro

(Hero victory plays)

Lewis: did we make it in time?

Max: yeah they are still here

Charles: Kimis clocking their asses

(With Kimi)

Kimi:  better luck next time

(He basically was behind ed 1 and he jumps and ed 2 kills ed 1 and ed 1 had a gun so he shot ed 2)

Ed 2 : nahh they called a group on us

That’s crazy

Ed 1: lets go before they call more

Charles: LMFAOO I CANT

Max: THAT’S JUST SKILL ISSUE LMFSOAOAOAO

(Everyone left and js continued to call and joke abt stuff)

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Charles: U BITCHES. WHY DIDN’T U GUYS TELL ME ALEX KNOWS MY DORM ADDRESS

George: OH SHIT GUYS HE FOUND OUT

Charles: YOU PLANNED ON KEEP THIS FROM ME??

FUCK U

Oscar: NO NO ITS NOT LIKE THAT

Lando: WE JUST DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU..

Charles: THAT YOUR EXCUSE? NOT KNOWING HOW TO TELL ME?

Oscar: WHAT? DO U WANT US TO SAY ALEX KNOWS YOUR DORM ROOM ADDRESS BY GOD KNOWS WHERE AND HOW??

Charles: YOU. Actually it’s a good point

But genuine question how does he know?

Max; what’s all this commotion about?

Lewis: I am trying to sleep

Charles: oh nothing just intergeting everyone about Alex having my dorm room address

Max: u mean our…?? And wtf…??

Liam: yet your accusing me with them when I wasn’t a part of this group

Lewis: if you weren’t part of it  then obv he isn’t accusing u dumb piece of shit.

Liam; yes he is he said everyone and everyone includes me

Lewis: for the love of god. Were u dropped as a baby?

Nico: did we just unlock sassy Lewis..?

Lewis: can I just go back to sleep

Charles: go right ahead. U 2 max

Max: I think ill stay up this is interesting

Lewis: if I have to wake you up when I come over tmr, I will be dumping a bucket of ice water. ON., YOUR. FACE.

Max; jeez calm down old man. Ill wake up

Lewis: and I mean it.dont think I wont.

Lando: he wont actually do that right??

Max: don’t even get me STARTED. On what happened last time I overslept when he came over

Charles: he brought a air horn and made the sound to his ear..

Oscar: LMFSO DID U RECORD IT

Charles: YES

Max: charles FOR THE LVOE OF GOD. If u show it. I AM LOCKING U OUT OF THE DORM.

Charles: anyways u should be sleeping or Lewis is going to be the reason u get a cold

Max: fine.

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Alex: HELLO EVERY-

Carlos: RUN ALEX RUN.

Alex: eh? What?

Charles: YOU. HOW DID U FIND OUT WHICH DORM I AM IN.

Alex: OMG..

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Lando: here lies the body of Alexander Albon

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Charles: EVERYONE WAKE UP @all

Everyone in the chat has joined the call

Max: charles what do u want.. were trying to sleep..

Charles: GC GOT LEAKED.

Kimi: how do u know this charles..??

Charles: i got a message from the fbi..

It said “we know what u have been up to..”

Lando: holy shit I JUST GOT THE MESSAGE TOO..

Oscar: ME TOO??

Alex: guys were cooked..

Lance: u got us in trouble at our class..

Nico: whats all this commotion anyways?

Lewis: group chat got leaked…

Ollie: nothing illegal has been discussed here??

George: besides max no not really

Max; haha very funny George.

Liam: guys this is serious!! If the gc got leaked were all in trouble

Kimi: hold on charles how do u know about this?

Charles: i got a message from fbi so did max,George,Lewis,lando, oscar, Carlos and Daniel..

Nico: GUYS I JUST GOT THE MESSAGE

Kimi: wait i didn’t get anything..

Lance and Fernando: neither did i..

Ollie: well b4 we get involved in any sort..

Liam: i am out of here!!

Ollie: same here.. TA-TA..

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Kimi: oh! Well this is awkward.. BYE..

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George: alex??

Alex: HAHHA um… listen i am dumb but i am not this dumb..

So.. SEE U ON THE FLIPSIDE.. maybe..??

Yuki: sorry guys..

Gasly: hope yall can fix this..

Lance and Fernando: sorry..

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Max: wow so fucking fake..

Charles: at least its just us now..

Carlos: but their stupidity made everything fun..

Charles: yeah i miss telling Pierre to khs after every Roblox game we play tg

George: i just miss Alex in general

Nico: BUT THEY ABADONED US??

Lewis: no.. they saved themselves we are beyond saving

The host added 1 participant.

Carlos: did u add Pierre back..?

Charles: uh.. would u kill me if i said yes..

Carlos: yes i would

Charles: then no i didn’t

Carlos: CHARLES?/

Charles: fine I added him back

Carlos: u piece of sh-

Gasly: WAIT WAIT.. let me explain..

Nico: this explaintion better be worthy of your stay fuckhead.

Gasly: i got the message.. and so did everyone else

7 participants were added by the host

Max; cmon.. why should we add them back now they got the message

George: how about u stfu.

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Max: and then i-

George: GUYS GUYS you will not BELIEVE THE RIDDLE I FOUND

Max: ts better be worth u interrupting me before i set off all the bombs i somehow allegedly implanted in your dorm

Daniel: why was that oddly specific..

Alex: anyways go ahead George

George: ty pookie

Now listen closely everyone

If there were 30 cows in a farm

28 chickens

How many didn’t

(Ill give y’all the answer,

It’s not 28, its 20 ATE

So its 10)

Lando: what..?

Charles: and the crowd.. is exchanging confused looks

Carlos: pipe down Apollo my English is still shit

Max: sometime i wonder how u ended up in college.

Ollie: can u repeat that please.. so i can understand

George: ill repeat it as many times as u want.

Max: nd sound stupider each time.

George: if there were 30 cows in a farm and 28 chickens how many didnt

Oscar: wtf are u smoking George..

Yuki: i want what he’s smoking i swear..

Ollie: uhm am i the only who understood that..

Oscar: HOW TF.

George: so whats the answer kimi??

Kimi: is it 10?

George: that’s correct.

Oscar: huh?

Lando wait- OH I GET IT NOW..

Ollie: ME TOO. That rlly clever george

Kimi: Ollie i barely survived secondary school and u passed with flying grades and i still got the answer correct.. BEFORE U??

Ollie: i am gonna beat u up.

Kimi: please don’t do that :3

Charles: how’d u get it i am so confused..

Kimi: listen there are 30 cows and 20 ATE chickens

How many didn’t?

Charles: uh huh- OH WAIT.

Max: OH SHIT THAT’S ACTUALLY SMART

Alex: ohh i get it now..!! Smart

Daniel: i still don’t get it..

Fernando: pendejo

George: anyways max u can continue with what u were saying

Max: ty anyways as i was sayin-

Lance: wtf is this abnormal behavior

Oscar: what is happening

Max: IF U DON’T LET ME TALK ISTG.