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The sliding door slides open, a groaning teen walks through the door, not really caring about literally bumping into the side of the doorframe. 

The door closes after she walks in, casting her backpack aside and hunching over like she hasn't slept in 5 years (probably hasnt either).

"What's got you so grouchy, Uzi?", a voice made the teen, Uzi, to stand up straight and look towards the sound of the voice.

"H-Huh?"

"I said, what's got you so moody? You look fucked up." the robot speaking to Uzi wasn't really a robot at all. It was a core of a worker drone, with a bow on it's head.

"I'm tired, mom. I have to fly so far just to get over to N and V. Because dad REFUSES to let them stay with us!"

Uzi's mom laughs, "Well, I wouldn't trust a Disassembly Drone who destroyed my wife's body, too. I agree with Khan, no Disassembly Drones in here. At. All."

Uzi looked at her mother like she just asked if a fork belonged in a kitchen.

"UGH! You guys SUCK!" Uzi shouted and scoffed as she stomped over to her room and-

"Hey!! Uzi! You're home! How was school?" Khan quickly stepped his foot in front of Uzi's door before she could close it fully.

"Go away!" "I don't think that answers my question!" "School sucked as always! No go away!"

She kicked his foot so she could close her door, slamming it in his face.

"Teenagers.." Uzi's mom muttered. "Ah, she's just tired. She'll be fine, Nori!" "Did you her about the new software?" "What new software?"

With that question, deserved Khan a SMACK on the head with a surprising hard piece of paper. "THE software, Khan!"

"Oh! Right!" He sets the paper aside as he bangs a fist on Uzi's bedroom door. "Uzi!! I have something to tell you-" "I told you, get lost!" Uzi almost answered immediately, yet Khan still kept talking. "I know you did, but it's about your friends! Your mother was doing somethings with her own code and she found a new software!"

That made Uzi open the door quickly, Khan almost tripping since he was leaning on her door. "What software?" Khan caught himself before he fell and fixed his fake mustache. He smiled as he saw Uzi open her door, "Its a software where you can chat with your friends without having to fly all the way over there! Since Nori doesn't want to buy you phone! Cool righ-" "HOW DO I DO THAT?"

Khan didn't even get to finish before Uzi shouted out. "Hey! Slow down!" She pushed past him and ran to find her mom. "MOM! How do I use this software?!"

Nori looked up at Uzi as she barged through the living room. "First, don't yell at me." Uzi flushed a little since she didn't realize how loud she was being, "Sorry, sorry.. But, I want to know how to use this 'software' you found!"

"All drones have it. You're system probably has it blocked. Come, I can help you unlock it." the core, or Uzi's mom, jumped off a crate she was standing on and walked out for the living room, she used her solver to pick Uzi up, without warning, and carried Uzi out of the room with her.

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[SYSTEM: BOOTING UP]



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[SYSTEM: SUCCESSFULLY BOOTED UP! NO UPDATE HAS BEEN FOUND]



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[SYSTEM: NEW SOFTWARE NOTIFICATION. You have been added to a group chat called "We like big sweaty men"]


"WHAT!?"

V fell on the floor, since Disassembly Drones sleep upside down for some reason.

She sits up and rubs her head as she looks at the new notification her system gave her. 

"The hell is this?" She pulls up the notification to see it better, it says the same thing the other system notification said.

"[NEW NOTIFICATION: YOU HAVE BEEN ADDED TO A GROUP CHAT CALLED: "We like big sweaty men"]"

V just stares at the screen in front of her. "The fuck?" She was about to trash the notification except she accidentally opened the group chat.

"SHIT!"

Uzi: V!

Serial Designation V: OH MY GOD.

Uzi: What?

Serial Designation V: HOW DO I CLOSE THIS?

Uzi: Unc doesnt know how a group chat works😂✌️

Serial Designation V: WHAT THE FUCK IS AN UNC?

[Serial Designation N has been added to: We like big sweaty men!]

Serial Designation N: HI GUYS

Uzi: N!!

Serial Designation V: ANDDD GOODBYE

[Serial Designation V has left the group chat]

Serial Designation N: HUH? WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID?:(

Uzi: NO IT WASNT, V IS JUST BEING A BITVH

Serial Designation N: DON'T CALL HER THAT, UZI:(

[Serial Designation V has been added to: We like big sweaty men!]

Serial Designation V: FUCK OFF

[Serial Designation V has left the group chat]

[Serial Designation V has been added to: We like big sweaty men!]

[Serial Designation V has left the group chat]

[Serial Designation V has been added to: We like big sweaty men!]

[Serial Designation V has left the group chat]

[Serial Designation V has been added to: We like big sweaty men!]

Uzi: V STOP

Serial Designation V: LEAVE ME ALONE

Serial Designation N: HI V

Serial Designation V: i left because of you😒

Serial Designation N: HUH?

Serial Designation V: Jesus turn your caps off

Serial Designation N: TURN MY WHAT?

Uzi: N. Turn your capitals off.

Serial Designation N: Ohh! Sorry!

Uzi: It's okay :3

Serial Designation V: ew

replying to Serial Designation V: ew

->Uzi: YOU EW

Serial Designation N: Why are we being mean to each other for no reason?

Serial Designation V: why are you still talking

Uzi: okay you can be mean to me but not N

replying to Uzi: okay you can be mean to me but not N

->Serial Designation V: can you quit being an alpha male

Uzi: ??WHAT

Serial Designation N: Ohh i love alphas❤️

Uzi: im an alpha

Serial Designation V: god you guys suck

Serial Designation N: Suck what?

Serial Designation V: my dick

Uzi: V SYFM

Serial Designation N: What's a dick?

[DARKXWOLF17 HAS PINNED A MESSAGE: "What's a dick?"]

Serial Designation N: What does pinned mean

Serial Designation V: THIS is who you're pining after? @DarkxWolf17

Uzi: SYFM

Serial Designation V: Whatever *rolls my eyes*

[SERIALDESIGNATIONV IS OFFLINE]

Uzi: did she just narrate an action

Uzi: holy fanfiction

Serial Designation N: What's a fanfiction?

Uzi: come over and I'll show you😂✌️

Serial Designation N: Okay!

[SERIALDESIGNATIONN IS OFFLINE]

Uzi: I DIDNT MEAN NOW

[DARKXWOLF17 IS OFFLINE]

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[SERIALDESIGNATIONN IS ONLINE]


Serial Designation N: Guys, should we add J? I don't want to leave her out!


[SERIALDESIGNATIONV IS ONLINE]

[DARKXWOLF17 IS ONLINE]


Serial Designation V: NO

Uzi: NO

replying to Uzi: NO

->Serial Designation V: copycat

Uzi: STFU

replying to Uzi: NO

->Serial Designation N: Aw Why not?

Uzi: cuz she sucks

Serial Designation V: she's gonna like, send you multiple death threats thru DMs or smth

Serial Designation N: Dms?

Uzi: its where you talk to someone directly in a separate chat unc

replying to Uzi: its where you talk to someone directly in a separate chat unc

->Serial Designation V: WHAT IS UNC.

Uzi: u :3

Serial Designation V: smd

Serial Designation N: Should I just search what acronyms you guys are saying?

replying to Serial Designation N: Should I just search what acronyms you guys are saying?

->Uzi: DONT search what smd is

Serial Designation V: no no let him, it'd be funny


[SERIALDESIGNATIONN IS OFFLINE]


Uzi: BRUH

Serial Designation V: LMAO


[SERIALDESIGNATIONN IS ONLINE]


Serial Designation N: I think I should've listened to Uzi..

Serial Designation V: send what you saw N

replying to Serial Designation V: send what you saw N

->Uzi: NO?

replying to Serial Designation V: send what you saw N

->Serial Designation N: Why would I do that! That's gross!

Serial Designation V: You guys are such snowflakes

Uzi: bcuz we dont wanna see corn??

Serial Designantion N: Corn? Ohh I like corn!

Serial Designation V: N LOVES porn @DarkxWolf17


[DARKXWOLF17 HAS PINNED A MESSAGE: "N LOVES porn @DarkxWolf17"]


Serial Designation V: Pinning ANYTHING now

Uzi: UR THE ONE SAYING THESE THINGS?

Serial Designation V: N WAS THE FIRST ONE?

Serial Designation N: Huh?

Uzi: NOTHING

Serial Designation V: y'know what

Uzi: ??


[TheBestLeader has been added to: We like big sweaty men!]


Uzi: NO NO NO NO NO NO NON ONO

Serial Designation N: @TheBestLeader Hi J!

Serial Designation J: ew


[Serial Designation J has left the group chat]

Uzi: BRUH

Serial Designation V: LMAOO

Uzi: ANDDD stay out

Serial Designation N: :(


[TheBestLeader has been added to: We like big sweaty men!]

Uzi: NO

Serial Designation J: Oh my robo-jesus.

Serial Designation V: hey sexy

Serial Designation N: ??

Uzi: ANDDD goodbye.


[DARKXWOLF17 IS OFFLINE]


Serial Designation V: Homophobe.

replying to Serial Designation V: hey sexy

->Serial Designation J: I JUST got here, V.

replying to Serial Designation J: I JUST got here, V.

->Serial Designation V: crazy and im already wet

Serial Designation N: OKAY.


[SERIALDESIGNATIONN IS OFFLINE]


replying to Serial Designation V: crazy and im already wet

->Serial Designation J: Goodbye.


[THEBESTLEADER IS OFFLINE]


Serial Designation V: RUDE

[SERIALDESIGNATIONV IS OFFLINE]