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Dazai watched Dumbledore’s house burn as he went back into the limousine. While he was leaning in a note fell out of his pocket onto the limo floor.
‘what the ####?’ reluctantly Dazai got in the car and bent over to pick it up, glancing at Hirotsu who’s own eyes laid in front.
Once fully upright, Dazai then promptly slumped into his chair and opened the folded paper to read:
‘Boss
I know you're probably not going to write any letters to us even if you say you will. I'm not sure if you’re even going to return to Hogwarts.
If you don't return, I want you to know that I will never stop searching for you. My life was empty before you came into it and it will remain that way when you're gone. I'll do my best to keep the gang together until we reunite. Once I'm done with Hogwarts I won't stop until they let me see you again.
-your ever loyal second in command, Blaise’
Dazai’s eye felt cloudy and feeling a swirl of emotions in his chest, he took a deep breath before folding the paper up and putting it back into his pocket.
‘Blaise is an idiot’ Dazai turned his head towards the window and stared at the scenery as they drove on by.
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Dazai never wrote back to the other hounds and instructed feather brain to take any and all mail, to a secluded place he was sure Mori would never see. Outside of Yokohama there are wizards just as secretive as the rest, but they also have an international postal service. All mail is sorted through and kept until the appropriate owl comes to collect their owners mail.
Over the years he never mentioned his time at Hogwarts or that he was a wizard, he checked his mail location every other month. Slowly after a while he slowly stopped getting mail until only Blaise sent him a letter once a month telling him about the other members and what was going on.
In the mail one day, professor Snape sent him a magic prosthetic eye that would follow the other eye’s movement.
That was the last letter from Snape he ever got, Dazai had it coated in a special material so he might use it, but instead of actually using it, he put it in a pretty and very sturdy box.
Once he left the mafia, he took his eye and all of the letters over the years to a different secret location. Juuuust in case Mori somehow knew where the current one was. you can never be too (paranoid) cautious.
The hells hounds worked hard to make themselves known to all, and all knew they were not to be messed with. Their organization is dedicated to their boss, no one knows who or where their boss is, but no one wants to come across someone who could lead the Hell’s hounds.
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Years later, post guild arc
The agency was lounging at the office when (surprisingly) the peace was broken by a very bored Dazai, who (shockingly) decided to knock over Kunikida’s papers.
“DAAAAAAZAAAAAAIIIIIIIII”
“Oopsie~” Dazai leaned back and put his hands up in a shrug.
Kunikida slammed his head onto the desk with his book and there was a strangely kinda loud ‘PoP’ noise.
Dazai lifted his head…. one of his eyes WAS GONE!!!!
Dazai’s prosthetic eye popped right out of it's socket!!!, Kunikida and Atsushi looked horrified.
“AAh my EyEeeE, Kunikidaaaaa”
“WHAT THE ##########!!!!”
“AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH”
The other agency members rushed over
“What happened!?” Yosano said with an excited smile
“What with the noise” Ranpo said rubbing his own intact eye
Atsushi and Kunikida turned ridgedly to face the others, all Atsushi could make out was
“Hi- his- his- his-”
And Dazai interrupted with his usual upbeat manner
“Ah it's nothing, Kunikida just popped my eye out that's all”
“HUUUUUUUUHHHHHH!!!?!!!” everyone said at once -ranpo of course
Tanizaki looked like his soul left his body
Yasono looked horrified but happy?
Kenji was concerned
Kyouka “Is that part of your ability?” She was surprised at first but regained her composure quickly
Dazai “no, no, no Kyouka, of course not!” He picked up his eye, spun around on his chair and it was back in his head
“I actually lost this eye, like maaaaaany years ago”
Atsushi “no way”
“You mean like, it's gone gone forever?”
Dazai “mhm!”
Kunikida “I-I-I'm so sorry, I had no idea!”
Dazai merely laughed
Yosano “And whyyy was this never mentioned???” Yosano scrutinized him
Tanizaki “right, and how'd you even lose it in the first place? And when!”
Kenji “a long time ago right?”
Dazai sighed “well yes, before I was in the port mafia myself.” He dramatically leaned on the side of his chair “ a super old crazy port mafia member attacked me! For a while I didn't have this prosthetic and once I got it I didn't immediately use it either”
Atsushi “Wow that's horrible! Why would you join them after that!!”
Every one paused and Dazai looked solemn for a moment
Atsushi “Ah! I'm so sorry Dazai san!! I didn-”
Dazai regained his cherry attitude albeit a little less that it had been
“Don't worry about it, Atsushi! I have my reasons for doing the things I've done, okay?”
Atsushi nodded
Yosano “Well, I don't think anyone would like to relive something like losing an eye, so let's all just forget about this okay”
Everyone nodded and slowly walked away, Yosano stayed behind
“Do you need something for that eye? eye drops?”
Dazai shook his head “no Yosano sensei, but thank you”
Yosano nodded “I'm going to have to put this on your record, I won't mention it if you won't. But If I hear you have another serious injury you're hiding from me we're going to have a loong chat, got it?”
Dazai shot up straight and saluted her like a soldier “yes Yosano sensei!”
Yosano chuckled and walked away
Her face turned a bit gloomy as she got to her office.
For the rest of the evening Atsushi looked like a very sad tiger 😔
As Dazai sound around in his chair with
a smile on his lips and a laugh in his eyes, there was only one thing in his mind ‘Somebody please kill me’