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Sorry for my horrid grammar. This my first work please don’t be too harsh.

Batman POV:
It’s been days since I’ve slept, eaten, talked, and even left the Bat Cave. Robin has been missing for too long and i need to get him back, safe and unharmed. If Joker has done anything to him I might just crack and try to kill him. Alfred has been constantly checking on me, trying to get me to at least eat but I wont, I wont look away from my screen, I wont risk missing anything important that could get Robin back.

“Bruce…” Alfred said softly trying not to disturb Bruce too much as he had already made a loud sound coming through the door.
“…” Bruce didn’t reply, too focused on finding Robin.
“Bruce, you need to sleep. This is not healthy.” Alfred knew he wasn’t going to get an answer, but he still wanted to try
“…..” Bruce finally moves but not for a good reason. Bruce dropped his head onto his desk, passing out due to not caring for himself.
“BRUCE!” Alfred raises his voice. Scared for Bruce he checks his pulse, once he feels he’s alive he pulls his chest to the back of his chair and rolls him upstairs, onto the elevator, into his room and onto his bed.

In The Mourning:

When I awoke from my deep sleep I felt refreshed but that feeling quickly vanished as the thought of Robin quickly came to mind, I wanted to go back down to the Bat Cave the second I sat up and looked at the sun through my window, but Alfred stopped me in my tracks.

“Sit” Alfred said with a strong stern look on his face
“ No, I need to go find Robin” Bruce says with a angry look on his face “You cant just tell me what to do”
“Bruce Wayne, I have stood with your for so many years. Please listen to what I have to say for once” Alfreds looking in disappointment for how Bruce is handling this situation.
Bruce sits down ready to listen, for the first time in a long time Alfred has finally put his foot down.
“You cant just let yourself go. I care for you Bruce I'm here to help but you cant just shut down. I need you, Gotham needs you, and most importantly Robin needs you. In a time like this you cant just let go, you need to be strong and staying up for nights, not eating or taking your face away from the screen is not good for you. So god PLEASE just take a break…” Alfred looks exhausted and sheds a tear praying Bruce will listen

After the talk me and Alfred had that mourning I realized I needed to help myself so I could find Robin

It’s been 2 months since Robin was kidnapped and every villain I have fought has mentioned him somehow, As if Joker sent them to torment me. Every corner of every ally I turn into there’s a note with messy lipstick stains on them saying “cOme FinD ME” always in some messy, bad, rushed looking handwriting, it has given me the worst anxiety, it makes me feel like I'm being watched.

Joker POV:
3 weeks, 2 days, 4 hours, and 12 minutes. I thought Batman would have been smart enough to catch me already but I guess not. All day and all night Robin just screams and screams, I cant take it anymore. I wish Batman would come and find me faster, I’ve been leaving him clues but i guess I'm just too good at this game we play. I’ve been watching his roam the streets at night while fighting villains I sent his way to give him even better clues but I guess he’s just too drained to even think. I don’t like being mean to that hot piece of meat but I just cant help it, I like to see a man struggle a little bit especially when it’s Batman.
OKAY, it’s been a WHOLE MONTH and that brick of beef with abs and shit for brains still hasn’t found me! I'm thinking of just turning on my satellite signal but i feel that would be too easy. That stupid kid with a bird for a name wont stop crying, it’s pissing me off. I already put tape on his mouth and I can still hear that little shit head. He makes me want to rip my hair out.
ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS BEEN 2 MONTHS, THIS GAME IS OVER. I'm turning on the Satellite and I'm praying that sexy man with bat ears comes and saves me from this tortious child…after I get a good fuck in though. That was the main plan, plan “have sex with Batman and get him to fall in love with me” but of course it didn’t happen like it was supposed to. The plan was supposed to happen like this…
1. I kidnap Robin
2. I give Batman clues
3. Batman finds me
4. I smoke the room he entires with gas
5. He gets knocked out
6. I let Robin go run back home
7. I have banger Sex with Batman
8. Then we get married
HAPPLY EVER AFTER
But of course the one plan that I wanted to work out soooooo bad doesn’t work out. So it’s finally time to let him know where I am, it’s time to turn on the satellite.

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Holy crackadoodle this chapter is way shorter 🥀

Batman’s POV:

I got an alert, a loud sound echoed throughout the Bat Cave. The second I heard it I dashed to the supercomputer and saw that a satellite had been pinged near the tracker in Robins suit.

I followed that ping all the way to the end of Gotham. I thought I knew Gotham like that back of my hand but this place was somewhere I’ve never been. It was foggy, the air was way thicker and it smelled like shit. “Where tf am I-“ I tripped on and fell on a rock but when i stood back up I see this huge building. At first I thought it was bigger than Wayne Enterprises but it was just the fog.

I finally snuck my way up to the huge double doors and tried to open them, but of course they’re locked. I need to find another way in, I walked all around the building but there was nothing but brick walls, no doors, no windows , just bricks and bricks. I have to break down the front doors.

I slam my side into the door at least 20 times before it breaks open. The second I walk through the broken doors I see Joker sitting on the top connecting part of the grand entrance stairs. He’s laughing maniacally.

“Took you long enough…” Joker says menacingly, with a a smile from ear to ear, eyes squinting endearingly.

Jokers POV:

I turned on the satellite. I don’t know what to do giving it’s probably gonna be awhile until Mr. Sexy finds me. For now I’ll just have to sit here watching the camera footage surrounding this big ass building for the next few hours until Batman pops up.

It’s been a 2 hours and though it doesn’t sound long it definitely feels long. I’ve been trying hard to start slamming my head into the stupid keyboard for the past hour but it seems like I’ve given into temptation and to due one worse I fell asleep. Then I awoke to this loud irritating banging thats making almost the whole first floor shake. I thought it was an earthquake but I look up at the camera footage and see it’s my future husband, Batman.

When he broke down the door I tried to sit seductively on the railing of the connecting part of the grade stairs. I couldn’t help but laugh at him when he finally got it through the doors. Though I was excited for what I was gonna do to him I just had to make him a little mad till then.

“Took you long enough..” I couldn’t resist the urge to tease him, I mean the way he looks when he’s mad gets me hard alone.

Now it’s time for the 4th faze of my plan…