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Pov your in the show with Timothy and you drop the soap. So you bend over to pick it up. You feel his petite frame up against your body and you say "Isn't this supposed to be hard" and he says "That's probably what your wife said last night" and you say "Yeah, actually she did. Also why is it so small" Timothy gets out of the shower feeling defeated. He wraps the towel around his tiny waist and leaves the room. You finish your shower and then go to the bedroom and proceed to make sweet love to Domingo and a few hours late Pedro Pascal and Sabrina Carpenter join in. After hours of tears going down your thighs you all get up and proceed to sing tears by Sabrina carpenter. When suddenly your dad shows up, he's back after all these years with the milk in hand but he's not here for you. He's there for Sabrina. Your dad and Sabrina proceed to aggressively make out but you don't mind because Jenna Ortega shows up and you make out PASSIONATELY. All the action is makes Pedro horney, so he starts having a wank in the middle of the room and Domingo starts aggressively break dancing in the middle of the room on top of Pedro, for no reason. But then Timothy shows me shows up and sees you cheating on him with Jenna. He runs out of the room sobbing uncontrollably but you don't notice cause your too busy getting from Jenna what Timothy could never give you.. a boner.
THE END...or is it
Part 2
After hours of you wanking Jenna. Lily comes into the room and screams at Domingo "dance for Yelena's love!" and then they start aggressively breakdancing and then Yelena walks in and says "I never wanted you domingo!". So Lily and Yelena start making out PASSIONATELY but then, suddenly the 28 days later theme starts blasting out of nowhere and you all turn to look at the door way and there you see Timothy shower me holding hands with Travis Kelsey ✨ TRAVIS IS HERE✨TRAVIS lunges into the room to attack but then Taylor Swift shows up and grabs Travis by the ear and drags him out of the room shouting at him "We're engaged stop touching little boys". Timothy crumples to the ground in defeat and sobs loudly. Everyone goes back to what they're doing apart from your dad and Sabrina, they feel bad so they invite Timothy over for a threesome. Whilst everyone is at it, Colin jost and Sarah Sherman walk in to the room making out aggressively. Then Yelena shouts at Colin "are you cheating on my sister!" Colin says " I can explain" and then runs across the room to Domingo and they start PASSIONATELY making out. Sarah looks tromatized for a second then walks over to lily and Yelena and starts having a wank in front of them. Lilly and Yelena look at Sahra in shock but quickly move on and go back to making out. You then pounce on Sahra and you both proceed to have the best sex of your entire lives.
THE END