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☆Questionable Haikyuu Ship Headcanons☆

Summary:

Haikyuu ship, headcanons from their sexual headcanons to tooth rotting sweet headcanons!

Rare ships? Yes.

Common ships? Also yes.

I have a vivid imagination for this type of stuff

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Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1: Tsukishima x Hinata

Chapter Text

Tsukihina

Tsukishima x Hinata

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​⊙☆⊙☆N̲o̲n̲-̲s̲e̲x̲u̲a̲l̲ ̲h̲e̲a̲d̲c̲a̲n̲o̲n̲s̲☆⊙☆⊙

 

-Tsukishima loves when Hinata tries to like his music taste although they both listen to completly different genres.

 

-Hinata enjoys when his boyfriend carries him around their shared place.

 

-Hinata's and Tsukishima's dates consists of Tsukishima talking about dinasaurs and Hinata rambling about volleyball.

 

-Tsukishima still envies Hinata when they play volleyball, but little does he know Hinata does aswell.

 

-Hinata makes signs and posters with Tsukishima's face to bring to the Sendai Frog's games.

 

☆□☆□Sexual headcanons□☆□☆

 

-Tsukishima is a switch.

 

-Tsukishima loves Hinata's stamia, not only when playing volleyball, but when he tops him.

 

-Hinata sometimes is just picked up as if he was a sex doll due to how light he is.

 

-Although Hinata is smaller than him, height and length, he can fuck the shit out of Tsuki.

 

-They both have almost always been vanilla, until Tsukishima decided he needed to be chocked once in a while.

 

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Chapter 2: Aone x Hinata

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

AoHina

Aone x Hinata

 

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♢●♢●non-sexual heaecanons●♢●♢

 

-Aone's signature cold face fades completly when Hinata's name is mentioned. He is down bad for the shorter one.

 

-Because Aone's eyebrows are white aswell as his hair, and not noticeable at all, Hinata draws them on. Normally using eyeshadow so that he can give Aone colourful eyebrows.

 

-Aone always cooks dinner for them both, because his coworkers give him recipes to try and he wants to try something new every chance he gets. Thank god Hinata isn't a picky eater.

 

-Sometimes Hinata feels like he is talking to an iron wall when he tries to communicate with Aone.

 

-In Hinata's eyes, he sees Aone as a old catlady(man) with a bunch of cats to take care of.

 

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♤■♤■sexual headcanons■♤■♤

 

-Due to Aone's lack of horniness and Hinata's infinite stamia, he usually jacks Hinata off or will give him a blowjob while fingering him.

 

-Hinata made a playlist dedicated to their alone time.

 

-When they do participate in intercourse, Aone treats Hinata as if he were fragile, asking him every once in a while if he wants to change into a more confortable position or if he wants to stop.

 

-Aone loves the praise Hinata gives him.

 

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Notes:

Okay but soft Aone??<3

Chapter 3: Kageyama x Kenma x Hinata

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

KageKenHina

 

Kageyama x Kenma x Hinata

 

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♤▪♤▪non-sexual headcanons▪♤▪♤

 

-Kenma has a bad habit of staying up awfully late, waking up his two boyfriends in the process of making himself a late dinner.

 

-Kageyama struggles incluiding himself, due to his lack of socialble nature, or autism, so Hinata has to drag him into the conversation.

 

-At first, Kageyama and Kenma HATED eachother because they both wanted Hinata, but then Hinata got the idea of a poly relationship so they learned to love one another with time.

 

-Kenma and Kageyama won't say anything to eachother when Hinata is in the room, they both put all their attention to hear the little giant talk about his day.

 

-They three play Mario Go Kart every Sunday, making it part of their weekend routine. But as they all know, Kenma will always win.

 

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●⊙●⊙sexual headcanons⊙●⊙●

 

-Kageyama and Hinata normally switch bottoming, making Kenma the only one able to walk the next day.

 

-Kenma is the kinkiest person they have ever met. He would tie up or make whoever is bottoming roleplay a nurse or something like that. With consent because consent is sexy.

 

-Kageyama has no gag reflex, that fact is concerning and awesome in his boyfriends eyes.

 

-Hinata has videos on videos of Kageyama sucking Kenma off, he loves seeing Kenma's hands in the boys hair accompanied with Kageyama's lewd breaths.

 

-Hinata finds himself just watching his boyfriends fuck with out him more entertaining than joining in.

 

-When it is just Kageyama and Kenma participating, Kenma makes sure to fuck Kageyama into his absolute limit infront of Hinata.

 

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Notes:

Yo, my AO3 was down for 2 days, did that happen to yall???

Notes:

Yall have ship ideas?? Drop them in the comments