Chapter 1: Melissa’s plot
Summary:
Leonard is invited to a family dinner.
Notes:
I think it's not too hard to guess what is what, but it can get confusing, so I listed the markings here just to be sure:
"Normal speech"
"Pallez speaking in Leonard's head"
'Leonard thinking'
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Leonard had a very nice and very ordinary day at the Blackthorn Security Company. There were no life-threatening cases, no strange behaviour from Chanis Gate, not even an incident involving Klein and those were frequent ever since the history student joined them.
Leonard almost wished Klein hadn’t joined. Almost. His life had been so much less eventful before it, but so much more boring too.
Currently he was playing cards with Kenley and Seeka while they were on standby. Suddenly a very distraught Klein stormed into the room and headed straight for Leonard.
“Sorry for interrupting, but I need to borrow Leonard for a moment.” - Klein grabbed his arm and dragged him out of the room.
Leonard immediately became focused. - ‘This sounds serious. Did Klein discover something and needs me to find a reason for it?’
Leonard tried coming up with different scenarios until Klein stopped them in a quiet and abandoned corner. He nervously looked around before looking at Leonard and grabbed him by the shoulders.
“Listen, sorry for dragging you away, but I need your help. My sanity is on the line and I don’t want to hurt anybody’s feelings.” - Klein started.
“He sure likes to sound dramatic.” - Pallez spoke in his head. - “Reminds me of someone. Who could It be…?”
Leonard inwardly rolled his eyes. - ‘I get it old man. Stop insulting me when I can’t fight back.’ - He was sad he couldn’t actually retort.
“What do you need help with?” - Leonard asked. His face showed no trace of his thoughts or the extra person speaking in his mind.
“You will have dinner with me and my siblings tomorrow at eight in the evening. You won’t ask why, just be your usual charming self and don’t ever mention it to anybody.” - Klein looked intently into his eyes and Leonard suddenly forgot what he was about to say.
“Sure.” - Leonard said without thinking.
“Great. See you tomorrow. Be at 2 Daffodil Street at seven fifty. Don’t let anybody follow you.” - Klein said it like he was giving instructions for a serious operation.
Leonard nodded to indicate that he understood. He was a little intimidated to be honest. Klein let out a sigh and released Leonard from the deathgrip he had on his shoulders. Then he walked away like nothing had happened, leaving Leonard staring at the empty space in front of himself.
“What the hell was that about?” - Leonard asked mainly himself, but was pleasantly surprised when Pallez answered.
“Sounds like you just got invited for a family dinner. Very aggressively in fact.” - Pallez said.
“I guess I’ll just have to go and observe.” - Leonard said as he had no further clues to Klein’s plan. - “At least it’s not some dangerous beyonder intel or another case. Do you think I should bring a present?”
Leonard waited for a reply, but Pallez seemed to have had enough of the topic and remained silent. Leonard left it at that.
He decided to not think too much about it. He acted like Klein hadn’t dragged him away and dutifully arrived at the given address at the given time. He was tempted to spoil the secrecy, but he was curious where this was going, so he played along.
He knocked on the door and a pleasant young girl opened it after a few seconds.
“Uhm, hello? Who are you?” - She asked curiously.
‘Didn’t Klein tell his siblings I was coming?’ - Leonard almost lost his composure from the surprise. He took a breath to compose himself and smiled charmingly. - “Leonard Mitchell. I was invited to dinner by Klein. Am I at the right place?”
The girl stared at him for a few seconds like she was trying to decide whether he was real or not. - “Give me a moment”
Then she shut the door in his face. Leonard was left standing in the door speechless. - ‘Are all the Moretti siblings this weird?’
Before he could decide how to proceed the door opened again. - “Sorry for that. Klein failed to mention that he invited someone over. I’m Melissa Moretti by the way. Come in, you arrived just in time. Bella just finished dinner.”
Melissa stepped back and allowed Leonard to enter. He stepped into a cozy living room with a table in the middle. The table was already set for three and a woman who was obviously a maid was hastily placing a fourth set of utensils there. A man who had a striking resemblance to Klein, but a receding hairline sat on one of the chairs reading a grammar book.
He looked up when Leonard entered and smiled. - “Hello, I’m Benson, Klein’s older brother. I’m happy to meet you. Klein is usually very tight-lipped about his work and colleagues.”
“Likewise. It’s nice to meet you.“ - Leonard smiled, not knowing what else to say. He was still unsure why he was here.
Thankfully Klein came down the stairs at that moment. - “Hello Klein.”
“Oh, hi Leonard. I’m glad you could make it. I guess you met my siblings.” - Klein spoke like this was an everyday event.
‘Glad I could make it my ass. You basically threatened me. I bet I would have been dragged here if I didn't show up.’ - Leonard thought, but he didn’t show it on the outside.
“I did, they are lovely.” - Leonard kept his pleasant facade.
“Perfect. They were curious about my work and I thought I'd invite you to tell them about it a little more. They think I joined an underground organization or something because I earn too much.” - Klein finally told Leonard the reason why he was here.
‘But that doesn’t make sense. Why the secrecy if it was for a simple dinner?’ - Leonard suspected there was something more to this than Klein told him.
“That’s not the whole truth.” - Pallez decided to be helpful when it was unnecessary.
‘Thanks old man, but I could figure that out by myself.’ - Leonard thought.
“Well, I can definitely say that we are not an underground organization, but a security company. We recently branched out into the field of artefacts and Klein’s expertise is really appreciated.” - Leonard continued playing nice.
“That’s fascinating.” - Benson put away the books from the table. - “Come sit down. Dinner is not gonna eat itself.”
And so Leonard joined the three siblings for dinner. He told Benson and Melissa watered down versions of his missions, leaving out any supernatural elements. They all enjoyed it greatly and Leonard noticed that even Klein smiled a few times. He didn’t find anything out of the ordinary until Klein leaned in and whispered into his ear. - “Could you pass me that glass?”
“Sure.” - Leonard complied, but in the meanwhile he immediately noticed something amiss.
‘There was no need to lean in that much let alone whisper. Klein usually keeps to himself so it wouldn’t make sense to act this intimate.’ - Leonard observed Klein a little more, but he was back to being normal.
‘Okay, maybe it’s not about Klein. Does it have something to do with his siblings?’ - Leonard paid more attention to the other two and sure enough they were glancing at each other when they thought he and Klein were not paying attention. - ‘They clearly have a silent conversation going on. Just what did Klein get me into?’
After another ten minutes of silent communication Benson and Melissa got to some kind of agreement. Unfortunately Leonard didn’t get to know it because they didn’t say a word about it. He looked at Klein who was trying not to smile like a cat who caught a huge mouse.
‘What the hell is going on?’ - Leonard was completely lost.
“Here, have some more cake Leonard.” - Benson pushed another slice of lemon cake in front of him.
“I really enjoyed your stories. You should visit us again.” - Melissa smiled at him.
“Guys, Leonard is a very busy man. You shouldn’t pester him just to tell stories.” - Klein protested, but Leonard noticed it was just a facade.
Melissa ignored Klein and smiled straight at Leonard. - “If you have time, you are always welcome.”
“Uhm, okay. I really enjoyed myself too.” - Leonard didn’t know what he should say. He stole a glance towards Klein, but he was glaring at his sister.
“I’m sure Klein won’t mind.” - Benson said. He probably noticed Leonard’s glance at Klein, his tone was a little off. It sounded like he was teasing.
Klein sighed. - “Just leave it alone would you? If Leonard wants to come then he will come, since apparently I have no say in it.”
“If you say so.” - Benson smiled wider. He and Melissa looked at each other again and there was something triumphant in their eyes.
‘Why do they want to invite me back so badly? Is this Klein’s way of saying we are friends? He showed me to his family and they approved? Why does that sound like couples introducing each other to their parents?’ - Leonard felt more puzzled than before. - ‘Still, the secrecy doesn’t make sense.’
“Elisabeth said she will be visiting her cousin next month so she can’t come over anymore. She needs to prepare for the journey. She told me they live a little far away.” - Melissa suddenly spoke up.
“I hope she has a smooth journey.” - Klein answered.
There seemed to be another layer to the conversation and Leonard still couldn’t figure it out. It was infuriating.
“I have an idea.” - Pallez said and almost made Leonard jump. He never expected the old man to care about such a mundane situation. - “I think Melissa wanted to get Klein and Elisabeth together, but Klein didn’t agree, so he pulled you in to act like you two had something going on. I must admit his methods are rather sneaky. Of course it’s still rather crude, but he has potential. I like this one.”
‘Huh, so my guess was not that far off the mark. I just didn’t consider that angle, because Klein never expressed any interest in men.’ - Leonard thought it through and suddenly had the urge to mess with Klein a little for using him.
He didn’t show his thoughts on his face and continued acting pleasantly. Soon it was time for him to leave.
“This was nice. I’m happy I got to know Klein’s family. Hopefully we will meet again soon.” - Leonard bowed a little and pulled Melissa’s hand up to his mouth for a kiss. Melissa giggled and waved him goodbye.
“Klein, could I have a word with you before I leave?” - Leonard smiled, but he saw Klein tense up. His smile must have shown that he was planning something.
“Okay.” - Klein carefully joined him outside the house. He closed the door behind him, but Leonard was sure Benson and Melissa were either eavesdropping or found a spot from where they could watch.
Leonard leaned in and whispered into Klein’s ear. - “I figured out your intentions.”
Klein tensed up even more. - “Really? Then what was it?”
“If you really wanted to ask me out, you should have said so, but I guess the approval of the family is important to you.” - Leonard couldn’t stop the shit eating grin appearing on his face. He pulled back and gave a small peck on Klein’s cheek.
Klein seemed to be frozen. Leonard managed to surprise him.
“See you tomorrow Klein” - Leonard said and then he walked away.
He recalled Klein’s shocked face and promised to forever cherish and remember it. It was worth it for the hell he would get from Klein tomorrow.
“That’s not it-” - Klein shouted after him, but Leonard didn’t stop and listen. He knew very well what it had been about, thanks to the old man.
“I would watch myself whileI was sleeping if I were you. That one is a born scheemer.” - Pallez told him.
“Don’t worry about it old man. I’m sure it won’t be that bad. He can’t retaliate openly.” - Leonard wasn’t too worried.
“That’s what I’m saying too.” - Pallez said.
The next day Leonard went into work expecting the worst, but nothing happened. Klein greeted him like usual. There was no indication that anything happened yesterday. It creeped Leonard out. That continued for the rest of the day and still Klein didn’t do anything.
Leonard was starting to relax, when Captain approached him. - “Leonard, can you take over for Klein’s Chanis Gate duty? He says he is not feeling too well.”
“Here it comes. You better agree to it lad if you don’t want something more severe” - Pallez helpfully advised.
“Sure. I don’t have any plans.” - Leonard had nothing against an extra night working. He was honestly relieved it was only something trivial like this.
“Great. I’ll inform him that you agreed.” - Captain walked away.
The night quickly ended without anything happening. The next day Leonard found Klein and pulled him aside. - “Are we even now?”
Klein looked puzzled. - “What are you talking about?”
“Yesterday’s Chanis Gate duty. I thought that was your revenge for, well, the other night.” - Leonard said quietly.
“Revenge? I really was feeling ill. I must have eaten something bad during the day.” - Klein played innocent.
“That’s clever. Peak psychological warfare.” - Pallez was no help either.
Leonard wanted to cry. - “Sure, Okay. I hope you are feeling better today.”
“Much better, thanks. I just needed to sleep it off apparently.” - Klein smiled. - “I’ll be going then. My lessons with Old Neil are starting soon. I don’t want to make him wait. See you!”
“See you.” - Leonard muttered under his breath as he watched Klein walk away.
He never figured out what Klein’s revenge plan was.
Notes:
The joke of Pallez liking Klein better than Leonard was a total accident, but I laughed so much because of it that I had to keep it. I can see the two of them scheming behind everybody's back and cackling like cartoon villains or mad scientists.
Chapter 2: Sammer’s banquet
Summary:
Leonard meets an old friend and things quickly spiral out of hand
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Leonard just arrived in Backlund from the Cathedral of Serenity. He was now an official Red Glove. He got assigned under Soul Assurer Soest and was working on the devil summoning case. They were also looking into the cases with tarot cards, but they were not a priority. That was why Leonard wanted to join this team. Lanevus was defeated by this new mysterious organisation which meant that there was a chance they were involved in what happened at Tingen.
Whether they were friends or foe didn't matter, because they were a clue and Leonard promised to take revenge for his friend and captain.
Pallez didn’t object to it, which he found strange, but Leonard was happy to get used if he could use the old man in return.
He was walking home from his first briefing when someone ran into him. Literally. Usually he would pay more attention to his surroundings, but he was daydreaming about tearing Ince Zangwill’s heart out with his own hands.
Leonard quickly steadied himself and reached out to prevent the other person from falling. Leonard seized up the other man. He was wearing a brownish long coat and a cap. He wore gold-rimmed glasses and had some stubble on his face, but not enough to be a proper beard.
“Ah, I’m sorry. I’m in a hurry and didn’t pay attention. My work dragged on a little longer than I thought it would be and now I’m late.” - The other man looked up at Leonard, smiling, but when he saw who he was talking to he froze.
Leonard reacted the same way. He recognised this person. It was hard with all the changes Klein did, but it was not enough to fool Leonard. His dead friend was standing in front of him, breathing and healthy.
“Now that’s a surprise.” - Pallez commented. - “Haha! You were so convinced your secret was so much bigger, but I think this counts as losing.”
‘Not the time old man.’ - Leonard thought.
“Shit.” - Klein said and wanted to get away, but Leonard didn’t let him. He grabbed Klein’s arm.
“No. I deserve an explanation.” - Leonard was holding Klein way too tightly, but he didn’t want Klein to slip away.
Klein’s eyes darted around, trying to find a way out. Leonard was ready to use any means necessary to keep Klein here.
Finally Klein relaxed in his hold. - “Okay, but you have to do something for me first, no questions asked.”
Leonard thought about it a little, but he didn’t have too many problems with it. - “I can do that if it’s within my capabilities and morals.”
“Don’t worry, it’s well within both. Now come on, I’m late from a banquet and I have to introduce my fiance.” - Klein started walking and Leonard quickly followed.
“You have a fiance?” - Leonard was flabbergasted. He just couldn’t imagine Klein moving on so fast from what happened in Tingen. He also, maybe, almost impossibly was feeling a little jealous. He wasn’t about to admit that though.
“I have one now.” - Klein looked at him like he was an idiot.
“Oh. Oh! ” - Leonard was feeling enlightened. - “They are trying to matchmake you again? Why are you even going?” - Leonard laughed.
“No questions, remember?” - Klein glared at him. - “But if you must know, the host is my landlady and her chef makes delicious food. How is your Midseashire accent?” - Klein abruptly changed the topic.
Leonard was laughing now. If he had any doubts about Klein not being the original one this dispelled all of it. No one loved food as much as Klein did.
“Passable.” - Leonard decided to follow Klein’s lead and not mention Klein’s reasons for attending. He noticed that Klein was speaking with a slight accent too and he made some conclusions. - “You want to say I stayed behind in your hometown and suddenly visited you in the big city?”
Klein smiled. - “Exactly. You caught on much faster this time.”
Now that was just mean, but Leonard was too happy to hear Klein talk and walk and be alive to be offended.
“Why fiance? Why not just say boyfriend?” - Leonard was curious about the step up in relationship status.
“Mrs. Stelyn Sammer is very adamant about finding me a respectable wife. If we are not committed she will just think it’s a phase or something.”
“That would be a tragedy.” - Leonard laughed.
They quickly reached a nice middle class area and headed for one of the houses. It was empty and dark. Once they were inside the atmosphere didn’t change. There were no personal belongings or decorations, only some newspapers scattered around the dining table. The only place in the house that looked lived in was the kitchen.
Leonard acutely felt the loneliness in the atmosphere and it finally hit him that no matter how cheerful Klein seemed to be, he also lost everything in Tingen.
“I’ll change into something presentable and we can go over. Your uniform should be okay. Just say you are from a security company or something similar.” - Klein quickly rattled off while he headed upstairs. - “Also, they know me as Sherlock Moriarty, the private detective, believer of the God of Steam and Machinery.”
“You are a believer of which god?” - Leonard thought he heard wrong.
“Really that’s what you are caught up on. It was probably to avoid the Nighthawks. Keep up.” - Pallez commented.
“Sorry, but I needed to avoid the Nighthawks. Not that I managed in the end. I got recognised immediately.” - Klein laughed awkwardly. Then he disappeared upstairs.
“Told you.” - Pallez laughed at him.
“Why don’t you change hosts if you like him so much more.” - Leonard grumbled.
“It doesn’t work that way. Believe me, I had more than enough of your face for a lifetime.” - Pallez retorted.
“You can’t even see my face.” - Leonard burst out.
“Details. Details.” - Leonard could hear the dismissing hand wave in Pallez’s voice.
“I’m ready.” - Klein hurried down. He changed into a three piece suit that made him look quite elegant even with the stubble on his face.
Leonard was feeling underdressed. - “Are you sure it’s okay for me to go like this?”
“I’m sure. If she complains, just mention that your weekly salary is over five pounds and she will love you.” - Klein waved Leonard’s concerns away.
“My salary is much more than that.” - Leonard protested.
“Sure, but that would be suspicious. Say six pounds if you really want to feel wealthy.” - Klein dismissed the topic.
Leonard sighed, but let it go. He held out his arm for Klein. - “Are you ready?”
Klein slowly took it. - “Yeah, let’s do this.”
They were just about to leave the door, when Leonard remembered something. - “Wait, who proposed? We need a ring for it to be believable.”
Klein stopped in his tracks. - “Right. I forgot about that.”
Klein looked down at his left hand and a beautiful golden ring appeared on it. - “I’ll just say I didn’t wear it much because I was afraid it would get damaged or lost during my work.”
Leonard nodded. He felt his throat tighten with something not unlike grief and longing. - “An illusion?”
“Yeah.” - Klein didn’t explain further. They both knew what it meant.
There was nothing more to say so they headed for the neighbouring building. The lights were already lit inside and music could be quietly heard along with the chatting of the guests.
Klein let go of his arm and walked forward to pull the doorbell a few times.
The door was opened by a maidservant. Behind her came who could only be the host of the event, Mrs. Sammer. She had her blonde hair coiled up, making her silver earrings quite noticeable. Leonard already had some idea what kind of person she was.
Klein took off his hat and bowed. - “Mrs. Sammer, you look even more beautiful today than usual. Allow me to apologise for being late, but something important happened today.”
Mrs. Sammer looked delighted by the praise. - “You are very observant. These are my new earrings. They cost eight soli!”
Mrs. Sammer showed the side of her neck a little better so the earring could be seen perfectly. Then she turned to Leonard and observed him carefully. - “May I know who you are?”
“Leonard Mitchell. A pleasure to meet you. I’m sorry to barge in so rudely, but K-Sherlock insisted I accompany him.” - Leonard bowed too.
“Such a polite young man. Come in, come in. It’s not proper to let the guests wait at the doorway.” - Mrs. Sammer invited them in.
“Luke is talking business with his friends. Let me apologize on his behalf.” Stelyn played her role as the female host to its fullest. - “Have your meal first. I’ll introduce you to a few well educated ladies later.”
Now it was Leonard’s time to shine. - “I’m sorry to interrupt your plans Mrs. Sammer, but there is no need for that.” - Leonard linked his hands together with Klein’s making sure the illusory ring was clearly noticeable.
Mrs. Sammer followed the action and gasped when she realized the meaning. - “Oh my, I didn’t know. In that case I apologise. Why didn’t you say so earlier?”
Leonard let out a silent sight. At least she wasn’t against relationships between two men. She instantly grew a little in Leonard’s eyes.
Klein looked away, looking embarrassed. - “My line of work can be dangerous. I don’t advertise it. I barely wear the ring in fear of damaging or losing it. Besides, people are not always this… accepting”
Mrs. Sammer nodded along. - “Is that why you don’t live together? I assure you, it would be no problem in our neighbourhood.” - Mrs. Sammer stated seriously.
“Not at all. We could both take care of ourselves in that situation. The truth is-”
“I just arrived in town and immediately came looking for Sherlock.” - Leonard finished for Klein. - “I stayed back at home because of my work, but luckily I got transferred this week.”
Leonard looked at Klein and hoped he could convey with his eyes the happiness he felt seeing him again. Klein smiled back at him.
“Such a beautiful story. Don’t let me interrupt you then. Enjoy yourself. What a fitting way to spend your first night together.” - Mrs. Sammer walked away.
Klein led Leonard to a quiet corner next to the table with the food. He immediately took two plates and piled them high with different delicacies. Only after he had food did Klein speak. - “That went rather well. You have a talent for acting, Leonard. Maybe you should try that instead of poetry.”
Leonard took his plate and started eating too. He noticed that Klein only put foods he liked onto his plate. It almost made him tear up. - “I don’t need to write poems anymore.”
“That doesn’t mean you won’t.” - Klein pointed out.
“What can I say? I can’t seem to give it up.” - Leonard sighed dramatically and Klein laughed.
“How are the others?” - Klein suddenly asked. The atmosphere immediately turned colder.
“They were devastated, but I left to join the Red Gloves, so I don't really know.” - Leonard said as briefly as he could. - I just got to Backlund actually. A day earlier and you would have missed me.”
Leonard noticed Klein subconsciously shift closer to him. He had a bold idea and put his arm around Klein’s waist and pulled him even closer. Klein jumped a little in surprise, but didn't fight it so Leonard didn’t let him go.
“I’m glad you didn’t.” - Leonard whispered.
Klein remained silent, but after a few seconds he whispered back. - “Me too.”
They spent some time in silence while Klein slowly ate the food on his plate.
“Lanevus is dead.” - Leonard broke the silence.
Klein had a complicated expression on his face that Leonard couldn’t decipher.
“I know.” - Was all Klein said, but Leonard felt that there was something more behind it. He didn’t ask though. It was neither the time, nor the place to talk about the details.
“I’ve been working on my strength too.” - Klein whispered.
At first Leonard didn’t catch the meaning, but after thinking it through his eyes widened in understanding. - ‘The report said there were tarot cards embedded into the walls and the body of Lanevus. It’s suspected that it was a Clown from the Secret Order or a completely new organisation that uses tarot cards as their trademark. Could it be that it was neither. That it was simply Klein who didn’t have time to clean up the scene so he fabricated one.’
“You…” - Leonard was speechless. He tightened his hold on Klein and leaned his forehead on the back of Klein’s head. He felt Klein nod.
“Next time, we will do it together.” - Leonard promised.
Klein stopped eating and leaned into the one-sided hug. - “We will.”
Leonard’s tears were threatening to fall so he quickly tried to think of happier matters.
“Did you know that I work with Daly now? She has barely changed since I last met her.” - Leonard said.
“Maybe she is a good actor too.” - Was Klein’s answer.
They circled back to the previous topic immediately. Leonard didn't have an answer to that so he remained silent. They were content to exist in their little bubble, but they were interrupted by a tall, serious man.
“Hello. I’ve heard from Mrs. Sammer that you are engaged. Congratulations.” - He said in a serious monotone tone. Leonard wasn’t sure if he was serious or mocking them.
Klein on the other hand just smiled. - “It’s been a while, but thanks Jurgen.”
“Why did you not decline the invitation?” - Jurgen continued in the same dead tone.
“I felt that would have been impolite. This way, I could have said that I tried, but I didn’t find anybody.” - Klein smiled embarrassed.
“I understand.” - Jurgen nodded.
“How do you like the evening so far?” - Klein asked.
“It’s pleasant, but it most likely won’t reach its intended purpose.” - Jurgen answered.
The conversation stopped there. Jurgen put some food on his plate and walked away without another word.
“That was Jurgen Cooper. He is a senior solicitor. He lives at the end of the street. He helped me get out of jail a couple of times.” - Klein explained.
“You’ve been in jail?” - Leonard couldn’t imagine.
“I’m a private detective. Even if they only find a gun on me, I’m brought in. Not to mention when I got attacked for digging up information where I shouldn’t have. I’ll probably act as an informant for the Machinery Hivemind if there is an opportunity in the future, but until then, I’ll need a solicitor… and lots of bail money.” - Klein said with anguish. He was probably mourning the loss of his money.
“He lives with his mother, but she is quite sick. They have a cat. I actually got to know them through that little menace. She disappeared and they hired me to find her. Do you want to guess where she was?” - Klein laughed.
Based on Klein’s mood it was somewhere ridiculous. - “It was stuck on a tree outside?”
“Close. She managed to get into a drawer and got stuck. Mrs. Doris even thought that she was hallucinating the cat’s cries for help.” - Klein finished the story.
Leonard chuckled. - “Sounds like an exhilarating detective story.”
Klein lightly hit him on the shoulder. - “That was my second case okay. I was desperate for money. Besides, it was much safer than my first case.”
“What was your first case then?” - Leonard asked the logical question.
“To find a missing detective.” - Klein said, but it was clear that was not the whole story.
“That doesn’t sound that bad. Other than maybe, professional concurrence.” - Leonard played his role.
“As it turns out, he was an intis spy and they were pursuing an artifact. I got implicated and they almost killed me. Thankfully I found a bodyguard.” - Klein said. He quieted his voice to be harder to eavesdrop.
Leonard was left staring. - “I see your penchant for trouble didn’t leave you.”
“Don’t even mention it.” - Klein agreed easily.
“It could also be the Law of Convergence of Beyonder Characteristics within the same pathway.” - Pallez decided to butt into the conversation. - “Ask him which pathway the person who wanted to kill him was from.”
‘It might be the case. I still don’t know Klein’s secret, but the most likely scenario is that it has to do something with the Antigonus Family Notebook.’ - Leonard also thought about it.
“Did they send actual assassins after you?” - Leonard made sure to sound worried. He was, of course, but also curious.
“Yeah. There was a Hunter. He surprised me, but I was more agile. Then a Marionettist, this time I was prepared. I was lucky with that one. Now I know how to advance up to sequence five.”
“It was probably due to the attraction. You should warn him about it.” - Pallez said.
Leonard felt a bit betrayed. Klein was clearly getting the favourite child treatment.
“It might not be only luck.” - Leonard started carefully.
Klein quickly turned to face him and stared into his soul. - “Yeah, maybe I simply attract trouble.”
“Damn, he knows. I can’t teach him anything.” - Pallez complained.
Leonard nodded at Klein. Before they could get into more details they were interrupted by two young kids.
“Uncle Moriarty! Are you really a detective?”
“Can you tell us cool detective stories?”
“Did you have a favourite case?”
They kept rattling off questions one after another.
Klein chuckled and kneeled down in front of them to be at the same level. - “Slow down, slow down. I can’t answer your questions that fast. How about I tell you about one of my cases from back home?”
“Yeees!” - Both of them shouted and sat down on the floor. Klein didn’t seem to mind and sat down too.
“It all started on a rainy afternoon…”
Leonard listened to Klein tell the most fantastical and improbable detective story, but the kids loved it. He listened too and caught himself getting invested in the story.
Before they knew it the banquet was over and Mrs. Sammer was looking for the kids to put to bed. The guests left one after another and soon it was Klein’s and Leonard’s turn to say goodbye.
It was Luke, the host of the evening, who accompanied them out since Mrs. Sammer was leading the kids to their bedroom. - “I hope you enjoyed yourselves. Sorry for letting the kids corner you like that.”
“No, it was no problem. I love telling stories.” - Klein smiled politely.
Luke turned to Leonard. - “I hope we left a good impression and didn’t keep you long from your fiance. It was a pleasure to meet you.” - He shook Leonard’s hand.
Leonard smiled. - “It was a perfect occasion for celebrating our reunion." - He lied.
After another round of goodbye’s they finally headed back to Klein’s house. Once they were in the house Klein slumped into one of the sofas in the living room.
“I’m not sure that much socializing was worth the food. No, I can't complain. Free food is free food.” - Klein sighed.
Leonard laughed at his misery. - “Imagine if you had to play nice with the ladies too.”
“My dear poet. Please don’t give me more nightmare material.” - Klein groaned.
The nickname caught Leonard a little off guard, but Klein didn’t seem to notice the slip, so Leonard didn't mention it. Still, it warmed his heart that that was how Klein referred to him, so much so, that he didn’t even notice how intimate it sounded and said it out loud.
He simply sat on the sofa closest to Klein and asked the question that he really wanted to ask. - “Will you come back?”
He was, of course, curious how Klein managed to come back from the dead, but that wasn't the most important at the moment. He wanted to focus on the future and not dwell too much on the past.
Klein looked up at the ceiling, thinking deeply. - “I can’t. I want to stay out of the story. I need to be a side character to achieve my goal - our goal. I can’t do that if I go back to the Nighthawks.”
Leonard was sad, but he expected this answer. - “What will you do then?”
“Get stronger, act, investigate what really happened and figure out how to defeat the one who destroyed our lives.”
Leonard noticed Klein didn’t say Ince Zangwill’s name. - ‘He really is cautious.’
“What about you?” - Klein returned the question.
“The same. I’m already a Red Glove. I’ll just have to prove myself and gather merits. The Nighthawks are just as interested in catching that person as I am, so I’m planning on using their support.”
Klein simply nodded.
“Can we still meet or keep in touch?” - Leonard asked.
“I don’t think keeping in touch would be a problem. This way I can even give you clues that I personally cannot deliver to the Churches because of my sensitive identity.” - Klein quickly agreed.
“I live at 7 Pinster Street. You can send mail there any time and I’ll get it.” - Leonard didn’t explain how he could do that, and Klein didn’t question it.
“Okay. I’m not sure how much longer I can stay here, so I’ll have to come up with an alternative method on my end, but until then, you can find me here.” - Klein stopped, seemingly thinking about a solution, but he didn’t come up with any.
Leonard didn’t have any solutions either and Pallez didn’t interrupt so probably he didn’t have one either.
Silence enveloped them as neither of them knew what else to talk about. This time it was Klein who initiated the conversation.
“I don’t actually know how I revived. I have my theories, but I don’t want to say anything until I’m certain.” - Klein said in a tired tone.
Leonard was pleasantly surprised by the extra information so he wasn’t about to interrupt.
“I didn’t want to die, you know? I didn’t want to leave. I miss them so much, Captain, Old Neil, Kenley, Royale, Seeka, Frye, Rozanne, Mrs. Oriana, Benson and Melissa. You.” - Klein looked at Leonard with that last word.
“I miss them too.” - Leonard admitted. - “But we are not alone. We have each other now right?”
“Right.” - Klein’s voice was suspiciously raw, but Leonard didn’t call him out on it. His voice was probably the same.
Leonard didn’t know how much time they spent like that - Klein staring at the ceiling and Leonard staring at Klein - but it was well into the night when he suddenly stood up. - “I should get going.”
Klein lifted his head with visible struggle and looked at him. He slowly stood up from his sofa and stretched while he yawed. - “Yeah, it’s probably for the better. I can’t live with only a few hours of sleep like you.”
They both stopped before the entrance. Klein didn’t open the door and Leonard wished they could stay like this forever, but that was an impossible wish. The moment had to end just like their lives as ordinary Nighthawks ended.
The door opened and the stillness was broken. Leonard didn't know what came over him, but he reached out with his right hand and caressed Klein’s face with his thumb. He expected Klein to pull away or hit him, but nothing like that happened. Feeling brave he leaned in - slow enough for Klein to pull away at any moment - and placed a gentle kiss onto Klein’s lips.
“Until next time, my little seer.” - Leonard used the nickname he came up with after hearing Klein’s nickname for him.
“Wait what?” - Klein suddenly seemed to wake up and realize what Leonard did and said.
Leonard didn’t give him time to retaliate, he slipped into the darkness of the night and ran.
“You are a coward.” - Pallez decided it was a good time to say something.
“Hey! No peeking. I don’t want to share my love life with an old man.” - Leonard whispered as he moved through empty streets.
“You call that a love life? Young people are getting more and more pathetic.” - Pallez mocked him.
‘Okay, ouch. That hit too close to home. Still it was uncalled for.’ - Leonard thought.
“Then if you know so much better why not give me tips?” - Leonard asked.
“That lad deserves better than you. My suggestion is to give up.” - Pallez said.
Leonard gave up reasoning with Pallez. - ‘I just hope Klein thinks it was a dream. I don't know what came over me.”
Notes:
Fun fact: Klein did not think it was a dream. He spent the whole night panicking and questioning his sanity.
In Klein’s mind during this chapter:
Oh, hey! It’s Leonard.
Shit, it’s Leonard.
Shit, he recognised me too. I’m so dead.
Okay, okay, I need to at least take some advantage of this horrible situation.
I know! He can play my fiance so I don’t have to socialise at the banquet tonight.
Later… Okay, he is good at acting. Maybe a little too good. Why is Leonard's hand so soft? And now he is whispering into my ear. I’m not gay… right?
At the house… My grief is greater than the ocean. I want to snuggle next to Leonard and forget the world exists. As friends of course.
Did Leonard really just kiss me???
Damn I might be gay. Just for Leonard though! I still appreciate female beauty.
Chapter 3: Mutiny on the Golden Dream
Summary:
Leonard is abducted.
Notes:
I just want to say thank you for all your comments. I love reading them and see you enjoy my ramblings. <3
They also gave me a lot of ideas for later as well as reminded me of a glaring problem with this chapter. Don't worry I fixed it and I already have some plans on how to use it in later chapters too.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Leonard was walking home in the morning after a relatively tiring day and night. All he wanted was to fall face first into his bed and enjoy the few hours of sleep he needed. Contrary to expectations he loved to sleep, he just didn’t need much.
He was about to open his door when the old man spoke up. - “Someone appeared in your room.”
“Should I run?” - Leonard whispered.
“No. It should be okay.” - Pallez said in a calmer tone.
Leonard nodded and slowly pushed open the door. In the middle of the room stood a familiar figure. He had long dark brown hair, bronze skin and a small mole under his right ear. Leonard recognised him, but he couldn’t remember his name immediately. He recalled that he was somehow connected to Klein.
“Ah, just in time. Hello, sorry for barging in, but I believe you are needed in an urgent matter.” - The man smiled at him.
“Hello?” - Leonard was sure this had something to do with Klein. This was his style. - “What kind of matter Mr…?”
“Azik, Azik Eggers. I don’t believe we’ve officially met yet. I’m a friend of Klein’s. I believe you know about him?” - Azik introduced himself.
With the name Leonard could finally place him. He was Klein’s teacher and later the demigod wanted by MI9.
“Okay, do you know anything about the situation? What should I prepare?” - Leonard switched into mission mode.
“I don’t know, he just wrote it’s urgent and he needs you.” - Azik shrugged. He didn’t seem too worried about it, so Leonard relaxed too. - ‘If the power of a demigod like Azik is not needed then the situation is probably really not that dangerous. Maybe he needs me to play his boyfriend again.’ - Leonard thought jokingly.
“In that case we can go any time. I have everything on me.” - Leonard smiled at Azik.
The demigod just nodded and grabbed his shoulder without any fanfare. The colours around them turned more saturated, the reds became redder and the blacks turned deeper. They travelled for some time in this surreal world and then just as suddenly as they entered, they left.
Leonard found himself in a small wooden cabin that had a small circular window to the outside where the endless sea could be seen. They arrived on a boat! In the room there was the cold and crazy adventurer Gehrman Sparrow.
“Hello Klein!” - Leonard, of course, knew about Klein’s persona. Klein told him after Leonard kept pestering him in letters, before Klein had to leave Backlund.
They never discussed what happened at their meeting and Leonard was fine with that. He was totally fine.
That was why he couldn't stop himself from teasing Klein. - “What can I do for you my little seer?”
“Don’t call me that.” - Klein didn't break character and that irked Leonard. - ‘Let’s see how long you can keep that mask.’
“Only if you stop calling me your dear poet.” - Leonard smiled.
“Never did.” - Klein calmly stated.
“I clearly remember you did, my little seer.” - Leonard didn’t stop.
“It hurts to watch this.” - Pallez helpfully commented.
‘Nobody asked you old man.’ - Leonard grit his teeth while still smiling.
"You remember wrong." - Klein continued to stare at him and they would have probably stayed like that if Azik wasn’t present.
“Khm, should I come back later?” - Azik asked.
Klein immediately snapped out of it and smiled at Azik. Actually smiled! - ‘Traitor.’
“Sorry, I got caught up. I don’t think that’s necessary. This matter only takes a few minutes if you don’t mind waiting that much.” - Klein broke Gehrman’s character immediately.
“Okay.” - Azik nodded.
“Thank you for helping me in such a short time.” - Klein said to Azik.
"It's no problem. I am free for some time. I'm happy to help." - Azik nodded like a gentlemen.
Then Klein turned to Leonard, his cold and dangerous persona up again. - “You are my husband. Play along.”
Before Leonard could process the upgrade in their fake relationship status, Klein grabbed his hand and led him out of the cabin.
‘I can’t believe my guess was right! He actually needs me to play his boyfriend. No! His husband!’ - Leonard thought with some glee.
“This is not his usual style. This is way too rash and crude.” - Pallez mused, sounding disappointed.
‘This is not about you old man!’ - Leonard wanted to cry.
Pallez continued to think ‘loudly’ in his head. - “No, I refuse to believe such an amazing mind would resort so low. Maybe it is part of a larger plan. He could be playing a part. What is his endgame?”
Leonard wanted to facepalm. - ‘Old man, you are thinking way too much into it.’
They reached the deck of the ship where the sailors gathered in circles and drank and talked with each other. Someone quietly played a stringed instrument in the corner. It was a lively scene that was about to be interrupted.
Leonard watched as Klein pulled out his revolver and fired a few shots into the air. It immediately became dead silent on the ship. This show of power was doing things to Leonard that he didn’t want to admit.
“This is my husband. Stop making up rumours.” - Klein proclaimed in the silence.
Then he was about to turn around and leave it at that, but a blond guy who exuded the aura of provocation shouted at them. - “This proves nothing. He could be a fake for all we know. I say this is an attempt to lull your suspicions.”
‘Wow, he got it all right.’ - Leonard was surprised, but didn’t show it.
The crew also thought so because their hostility towards Klein increased by severalfold.
Leonard was just about to do something when another person spoke up.
“I was at their wedding.” - Azik said it like it was true.
‘Wow, even the demigod is playing along.’ - Leonard’s jaw was on the floor.
Klein nodded and at Azik in thanks. Then he raised his revolver again and aimed it at the provocator. - “Say another word and I’ll shoot you Anderson.”
“I just wanted to make sure you k-” - Anderson was interrupted by a loud gunshot. The bullet penetrated the floor only a centimeter away from his foot.
Klein adjusted his aim, making it clear that his next shot would not miss. - “You were saying?”
Anderson learned from his previous mistake and put up his hands in surrender.
‘Wow. Okay, okay, keep calm. That was hot as hell, but Klein would eviscerate me if I said that.’ - Leonard was panicking next to Klein. - ‘Oh, screw it. I only live once.’
Leonard had a daring idea that would prove beyond doubt that they were not pretending, but could also lead to his early death by an angry historian.
Klein was still glaring at Anderson not lowering his revolver one centimeter. Leonard slowly reached forward with his left hand and cupped Klein’s face gently making Klein turn towards him. - “My knight in shining armor! I love it when you turn murderous on my behalf Gehrman.” - Leonard purred.
Klein didn’t resist him and might have even blushed, though it was hard to say through such a thick mask. That was all Leonard needed. He leaned closer and kissed Klein.
It wasn’t like their last - and first - kiss at all. It didn’t stop after a chaste peck on the lips. Leonard experimentally licked Klein’s lips and to his utter delight Klein slightly parted his lips allowing Leonard to go further. Leonard’s hand slid into Klein’s hair and his other hand found Klein’s free hand and entwined their fingers.
At some point Leonard heard a clatter and realised that Klein just dropped his revolver. He pulled back to gauge Klein’s reaction or if he even noticed what he did.
They were both panting from the lack of air in their lungs. Leonard smiled and for a fraction of a second Klein’s surprise was visible on his face, but then the mask was back on. It didn’t matter, because no matter how miniscule it was, Leonard managed to get through that mask.
Klein calmly took a step back. The crew held their breath, most likely waiting for Klein to shoot him. Klein leaned down for the dropped gun and picked it up with deliberate slowness.
Leonard didn’t want to admit it, but he was nervous too. Still, Klein could have stopped him at any moment so he had a slight chance of survival.
Klein checked the bullets in the revolver then clicked the barrel of the gun back to its place. The click echoed throughout the ship.
“That was highly inappropriate.” - Klein calmly stated and then walked away.
“I love you too.” - Leonard shouted after him. His smile dimmed a little when he realised that on some level it was true. Maybe on all levels and he just wanted to ignore it because life would be easier that way.
"I mourn the day I choose such a suicidal host." - Pallez commented.
'Don't bury me yet, old man! Klein didn't shoot me!' - Leonard wanted to shout.
"I can guess what you are thinking and no, you didn't get away with it. Might I remind you he is a schemer? You will never see the metaphorical bullet coming." - Pallez answered Leonard's unsaid arguments.
'Hey! You can't be sure! Besides, why were you even paying attention? Stay out of my love life!' - Leonard was feeling indignant.
"And before you start, I didn't want to see any of that, but you surprised me. Next time, warn me! You will give me nightmares." - Pallez continued.
'I'm supposed to be a nightmare!' - Leonard immediately retorted.
"And no, this doesn't count as acting! Terrorise someone else with your nonexistent love life." - Pallez said without being bothered that Leonard couldn't really answer.
'I have a love life. It's just complicated.' - Leonard immediately defended his choices.
"And yes. It is nonexistent." - Pallez was ruthless.
'Damn, old man. You know me too well. I didn't even say anything and you just guessed all my thoughts.' - Leonard cried.
“Wow, I’m sorry I’ve ever doubted you, but you can't blame me. Who would have thought there would be someone who was into such a cold person?” - Anderson interrupted this strange double one-sided conversation, that somehow made up a whole conversation. Leonard would have been glad for it if not for the content of the interruption.
He also pulled out his revolver and lazily pointed it towards Anderson. - “Has anyone ever told you that you are irritating as hell?”
Anderson chuckled. - “A few. I can't seem to help it.”
“Dogshit, do you want to die?” - Another crewmember shouted.
“Calm down Danitz. Gehrman already left. You can rela-” - Anderson started, completely ignoring the gun pointed at him.
Leonard shot a bullet right next to his other foot.- 'I can't let him think I'm an easier target than Klein.' - He pulled up his best Pallez impression. - “You were more tolerable while you stayed silent.”
Anderson quickly imitated locking his mouth with a key.
“He looks normal, but they are the same!” - Someone whispered and Leonard turned his head vaguely in their direction and grinned. He put his gun away with a flair.
Leonard was about to go after Klein when a woman approached him and Azik. Leonard realized this must be the ship’s captain. She looked familiar.
“Good morning.” - She nodded at them.
“Good morning, ma’am.” - Azik lifted his hat a little.
Leonard also greeted her. - “Good morning to you too. Sorry for barging in just like that. I hope we didn’t offend you.”
“No. Gehrman’s friends are welcome on my ship. I’m Edwina Edwards. May I ask who you are.” - She nodded at them.
‘Wow, she is Vice Admiral Icenberg. Klein sure has interesting friends nowadays.’ - Leonard immediately placed the reason for the familiarity. He saw her bounty notices a few times.
“Azik Eggers. A pleasure to meet you.” - Azik smiled warmly.
“Leonard Mitchell.”
“Are you part of the Nighthawks?” - Edwina asked.
Leonard was taken aback at first, but then remembered that he came from work and still had the red gloves on.
He laughed awkwardly. - “Yeah, it’s complicated, but right now I’m Gehrman’s husband.” - He indicated that he had no animosity towards her at the moment.
“I understand.” - Edwina said.
Leonard looked at Azik. He was his transport after all. - “Can I go after…?”
“I have some free time.” - Azik agreed easily.
“I would be happy to discuss some interesting topics with you while you wait.” - Edwina offered.
“Lead the way.” - Azik said.
Leonard ignored them after that. He wanted to talk to Klein about what had happened. They couldn’t ignore this - whatever this was - between them anymore.
'I won't be murdered by Klein, no matter what the old man says.' - Leonard tried to cheer himself up.
He knocked on Klein’s door. - “Gehrman, can I come in?”
There was no answer which worried Leonard. - ‘If I really pissed off Klein then he should have still cursed at me or something, right?’
Leonard tried knocking again, but after a minute he decided to screw it. - “I’m coming in.”
Leonard slowly opened the door. Thankfully it wasn’t locked. That would have sucked. He would have had to kick it in. He expected to find Klein sitting at the small table being immersed in something or maybe sleeping on the bed so he didn't hear him, but he couldn’t spot him. - ‘Where the hell did he disappear to? Could he have left the ship?’ - Leonard was really worried now.
Then he heard a small sniffle. It came from the small space between the bed and the table that was completely covered by the shadows. After moving closer, Leonard had no problem distinguishing a curled up figure there. - ‘Oh, no. I didn’t want to freak him out so badly. I’ll apologise and never do anything like this.’ - Leonard swore.
“Klein.” - Leonard slowly walked over and kneeled down in front of Klein - he didn't look like Gehrman anymore - in the small space between the bed and the table. He kept a respectable distance though. - “I’m sorry, okay? I didn’t want to freak you out. I-I should have asked… or maybe find a less intimate way of playing my part or… I’m sorry.” - Leonard looked away waiting for the inevitable.
“What? No! Leonard, it was perfect.” - Leonard heard Klein’s voice raw from crying. - “That’s- That's the problem. It was supposed to be fake!” - Klein’s voice broke. - “It was supposed to be fake and I wasn’t supposed to get attached, but I did.”
Leonard looked at Klein, only to see his tearstained face. Klein was trying to wipe away the tears without much success. - “I asked you the first time because I was sure that it wouldn’t be a problem, for Goddess’ sake, I’m not even gay. I’ve never thought of men like that!”
Klein laughed, but it was closer to a sob. - “I guess that’s not true anymore.”
Leonard’s heart skipped a beat. - “Is that the problem? That I’m a man?”
He couldn’t really change that, but for Klein he might try it anyway.
Klein looked at him confused. - “No, you idiot! Getting attached is the problem.”
‘Pew, I won’t have to change pathways after all.’ - Leonard sighed.
“Did you just think about becoming a Witch?” - Klein read his mind.
'There are too many people guessing my thoughts today.' - Leonard looked away in embarrassment. - “Maybe.”
Klein stared at him for a second then burst out laughing. It was still tinged with crying, but it was much happier than the one before. - “I’m sorry, haha, I just, haha, I tried to imagine you as a woman, pff haha.”
“Well, he is into idiots. I guess everybody has a flaw.” - Pallez decided that this was an appropriate moment to interrupt. - "Or... Could this be the start of his revenge plan?"
‘SHUT UP OLD MAN! Not the time.’ - Leonard wanted to scream. - 'Also, stop listening in! This is a private moment, okay?' - He did his best to ignore this pest in his body. Klein was still chuckling next to him.
“Not that I’m not happy that you are happy, but why is it a problem to get attached?” - Leonard asked.
Klein took a few moments to calm down and answer. - “I didn’t want to get attached, because I might leave at any time and I didn’t want to leave anybody behind.”
Leonard needed a few seconds to comprehend the utter bullshit that just came out of Klein’s mouth. - “That is the worst excuse I’ve ever heard.”
“No, it’s not! I didn’t want to-” - Klein was about to get into what was probably a detailed explanation on why he was not allowed to form human connections and Leonard was having none of it.
“Everything ends sooner or later. That doesn’t mean you can’t do anything in between. What if you will leave in the future? Let me be there with you until you do. Maybe I'll the one who will have to go first, who knows.” - Leonard said.
He wanted to get closer to Klein, but the small space didn’t let him, so he just put a hand onto Klein’s knees with his palm up, waiting for Klein to reach out too.
Klein stared at him like he just spoke the most ridiculous thing, but Leonard didn’t waver. Finally after what felt like eternity Klein reached forward and hesitantly put his hand into his.
Leonard closed his fingers around Klein’s hand and squeezed it a little. - “Together?”
“Together.” - Klein said… - “But it’ll have to be a very lax marriage. I still have to act in different personalities and you are still an official Beyonder.” - …and immediately broke the moment.
Leonard groaned in exasperation. Instead of answering he stood up and pulled Klein with him. Klein yelped in surprise as he was pulled against Leonard’s chest. Before Klein could protest Leonard leaned down and kissed him.
After the initial surprise Klein reacted and kissed him back. It was perfect.
After they pulled apart Leonard hugged him tightly. - “I’ll take what you are willing to give me. This was doomed to be an unusual relationship from the beginning.”
Klein chuckled and hugged Leonard too. - “It’ll… It might not be too much.”
“Don’t worry about that.” - Leonard was not greedy or unrealistic like that. He was well aware that as they approached the domain of saints and angels, they would have limitations and responsibilities that they couldn’t avoid. To know that his love was reciprocated was already enough. Everything else was a precious gift he would cherish forever. - “Just remember that I’m here. Always.”
“Okay.” - Klein mumbled into Leonard’s shoulder. Leonard thought that would be it. He was prepared to be the one following Klein wherever he went, but Klein wasn’t finished. - “I want to be there for you too. I might be all over the place, but if you need me, I want to be there.”
Leonard was so moved he couldn’t answer immediately. He managed to get something out in a weak voice. - “Uhum.” - ‘Damn, maybe Pallez is right and I’m really an idiot. What kind of answer is that? I should be the eloquent one here. I'm the poet.'
There was nothing else to be said about the topic, so they descended into silence. Leonard kept hugging Klein and Klein didn’t pull back. It was both awkward and comfortable. Finally Leonard couldn’t stand the silence anymore.
“By the way, why did I need to pretend to be your husband? What’s with the upgrade?” - Leonard was really curious.
“Oh, it’s because of Anderson. He is a Sequence 5 Hunter and he is really good at provoking. He had some bad history with the crew, so to ease his situation, he convinced the crew that there is something between me and Edwina after I saved her from a book. " - Klein explained.
"How would that solve his problem?" - Leonard was a little puzzled.
"I'm fairly certain that all of the pirates here have a crush on the Vice Admiral. They are the jealous type." - Klein looked pained. - "The 'upgrade' was to eliminate any doubt on the crew's side. Well, there could still be doubts. There are people, for example from Intis, who don't really care about the sanctity of marriage, but they know I'm from Backlund, so hopefully that will be enough.” - Klein casually said.
"Wait, wait, wait. Are you saying they would believe that you cheated? As Gehrman Sparrow?" - Leonard found the idea funny.
"I don't doubt Anderson's abilities, but I hope this will make it harder for him." - Klein said.
"Maybe he will shift his focus to Azik now. He is having a private conversation with Edwina as we speak." - Leonard mused.
"I don't think he is brave enough for that, but if he is, that would make my life much easier. I don't want to watch my food for poison all the time." - Klein cried.
“Pff, the famous Gehrman Sparrow brought down by jealousy" - Leonard laughed.
"Never underestimate jealousy." - Klein stated seriously.
"Uuu, is someone the jealous type?" - Leonard teased Klein.
Klein pulled back and hit him on the arm. - "I don't do casual relationships okay? Why do you think this is such a big deal?"
"I'll take that as a yes." - Leonard tried not to laugh. - "Don't worry. As the evidence suggests, I have a lot more reasons to be jealous."
Klein opened his mouth, most likely to refute what Leonard said, but Leonard didn't let him. He leaned forward and kissed Klein again to shut him up, and because he could. - "You think too much."
Klein murmured something under his breath that Leonard couldn't make out even with his enhanced senses. He decided not to probe or he might actually anger Klein.
"By the way, what do you mean you saved her from a book?” - Leonard quickly changed topics.
“Well, uhm, it’s called Groselle’s travels. It was most likely created by… No, I probably shouldn’t say the name. I don't want any unwanted attention on me. It had a whole world created inside it and we could only leave if we killed a frost dragon.” - Klein continued to describe the situation completely missing how terrifying his description was.
“That book is interesting. Ask him if he found out anything about it.” - Pallez said.
‘I see how it is, old man. The moment something interesting comes up I’m useful.’ - Leonard grumbled.
Still Leonard did what was asked of him because he was curious too. - “Did you find out anything about the book? How it was made or what other properties it had?”
Klein seemed to think a few moments before carefully answering. - “I did, but I shouldn’t say it here. Who knows if we are really alone.”
“Can’t you seal the room?” - Leonard didn’t understand the problem.
“Something that simple wouldn’t help here.” - Klein was still using that careful tone. It alarmed Leonard. - ‘Just what did Klein get himself into?’
“It is probably related to the spectator pathway. They have an uncanny ability to know when they are mentioned.” - Pallez mused. - “Or could it be… Does he know about me? He could have clues…”
Leonard was surprised to hear some alarm in the old man’s tone. - 'What does that even mean? How could Klein have clues?' - Leonard wanted to ask, but he couldn't. He made sure to remember this question.
“Okay. Then if you find a suitable place, will you tell me then?” - Leonard ignored Pallez with practiced ease.
“Yes.” - Klein smiled at him. Leonard immediately forgot all his worries. Klein hesitatingly reached up and cupped his face. Klein gently started caressing his cheeks. - “I’ll make sure that I’ll be able to tell you everything one day.”
“Is he threatening to get me out of your body??? No, he wouldn’t be that rash. Could it be a general promise of protection? Is it… Is he playing mind games on me?!? Oh, he is good. Really good.” - Pallez was totally freaking out in Leonard’s head and Leonard wanted to smack this angel in the head for being so noisy. - 'Stop overthinking everything, old man. The situation is not that bad. What could Klein actually do to you? You are an angel from the fourth epoch.'
“I’ll be waiting then.” - Leonard said.
They talked about some unimportant matters after that. Both shared the gossip they overheard during their work or travels and laughed at the strange and incomprehensible situations they got themselves into. Leonard intertwined their fingers at some point and Klein didn’t seem to mind.
They were talking about how Creeping Hunger could be used in different situations, when suddenly Klein stood up. - "Damn, I almost forgot. Wait a minute." - Klein went to one of the cupboards and pulled out a small box from it. It was sealed with a wall of spirituality.
"Here. I wanted to give this to the church, but I didn't know how. I hope you can come up with something." - Klein offered him the box.
Leonard carefully took it. - "What's in it?" - He didn't dare to rashly break the seal.
"You'll see. It belonged to Davy Raymond if they ask." - Klein remained cryptic.
Leonard put away the small box into one of his pockets and they returned to the conversation.
After who knows how long there was a knock on the door. - “Are you ready to leave?” - Came the muffled voice of Azik.
Leonard wanted to say no, but he knew that all the important matters were said and any extra time was just a gift. - “Yes.”
Leonard looked at Klein who in the meantime turned back into Gehrman Sparrow. Klein nodded at him and stood up.
They opened the door and there stood Azik with Vice Admiral Icenberg and the blond guy, whose name was Danitz, if Leonard heard it correctly earlier. Behind him were other crew members who were trying to get one last peak at the supposed husband of the feared adventurer. Anderson was wisely missing from the group.
“We can go any time.” - Leonard walked towards Azik, but was yanked back midway. He came face to face with Klein as Gehrman. Klein grabbed the front of his clothes and pulled him forward.
It was the first time Klein kissed him and Leonard loved every second of it. Klein pulled back and looked embarrassed, or as embarrassed as Gehrman Sparrow could, at him. - “I hope to see you soon, my dear poet.” - Klein whispered.
“Me too, my little seer.” - Leonard couldn't let the nickname go and whispered back. Klein actually rolled his eyes at that, but didn't argue it. Leonard was extremely satisfied that he got the maskless treatment now.
He heard a few gasps in the background. The pirates were probably having a stroke from seeing the madman Gehrman Sparrow show emotions or maybe even just facial expressions.
"I must be sleeping. This is not happening. I'll wake up soon and find out it was a dream all along." - Leonard heard someone mutter in the crowd. He turned towards the door and saw Danitz who looked paler than a white wall. - "No, I can't have a dream like that. Gehrman can enter dreams, he will know and then kill me for even having the idea that he was married."
"Danitz." - Klein spoke up next to Leonard.
The pirate's head immediately snapped up, towards Klein. - "Yes...?" - His tone was fearful.
"You are awake." - Klein said.
That was the last straw apparently, because hearing that Danitz fainted and had to be carried away by the others. Edwina and Azik watched this without interrupting.
Leonard just smiled and stood next to Azik. The demigod didn't waste any time and immediately brought Leonard back to his home. After a brief goodbye Azik left too, leaving Leonard alone. Well...
"That was an eventful morning." - Pallez commented.
"And you just had to butt into everything old man." - Leonard retorted.
"Don't blame me for your erratic actions. You can't talk about important matters and expect me to not listen in because you were kissing your, ugh, husband. I still can't believe your approach worked." - Pallez sounded like he was crying at the end.
"Come on, at least pretend to be happy." - Leonard laughed.
Pallez didn't answer that, but Leonard didn't care. If the old man really didn't want this he could have long sabotaged it. He wouldn't have stopped at wrongly timed comments.
Leonard remembered the little box and pulled it out of his pocket. He carefully broke the seal around it and immediately felt a sense of darkness and terror, but also an indescribable calmness. In the box, there was a relatively small deep black gem-like object. Leonard immediately knew what it was.
'I thought Klein would try to sell it for money.' - Leonard was puzzled a little. - 'I guess he still feels close to the Nighthawks in a way. I'll make sure to handle this properly.'
…
That evening his spiritual perception was triggered and he watched as a headless woman holding four identical heads by the hair emerged from his floor. She had a letter in one of her mouths.
“She is very powerful and definitely not an ordinary messenger.” - Pallez warned him.
‘Thanks old man, I have eyes too.’ - Leonard almost rolled his aforementioned eyes.
He carefully took the letter from the severed head. - “Thank you.”
He felt like it wouldn’t hurt to be polite. He expected the woman to disappear after delivering the letter, but she stayed.
“Uhm… Is there something else?” - Leonard asked carefully.
“You…” “Need…” “To give…” “A gold coin.” - The four heads said one after another. It creeped Leonard out.
‘Phew, lucky I saved a few for emergencies.’ - Leonard let out a relieved sigh. - “Give me a few seconds.”
Leonard went into his bedroom and got a gold coin, then he carefully handed it over to the messenger. She bit on it and thankfully disappeared without further problems.
“That was terrifying.” - Leonard said as he opened the letter.
"By the way, what did you mean back when you said Klein might have some clues about you?" - Leonard said before he stared reading.
"You are way to careless and you wouldn't notice subtlety if it hit you in the face." - Pallez put the blame on Leonard, but Leonard was sure that wasn't the truth. Well, the whole truth anyway. Leonard could accept that he could have slipped up somehow, but then Pallez wouldn't have sounded alarmed if that was all to it.
'It's hopeless. If the old man doesn't want to say it, I won't be able to get anything out of him' - Leonard sighed. He turned his attention back to the letter.
Inside it was the description of how to summon Gehrman Sparrow’s messenger. - “That doesn’t make sense. Why did I have to give a gold coin if it is part of the summoning ritual?”
“He probably doesn't want to pay.” - Pallez thought of a reason.
“Pfff, that could be it. Leave it to Klein to try to save money this way.” - Leonard laughed.
He didn’t really mind. He was happy he had a direct contact to Klein now.
Notes:
Fun fact: Klein was messing with Pallez and Pallez is completely justified in overthinking everything (except Klein's feelings and his sincerity about them).
Klein's thoughts in this chapter:
Wow, Mr. Azik came so quickly, I must thank him properly.
Leonard knows my persona he can suffer a little.
I want to kill Anderson.
What is Leonard doing???? Did I just drop my gun? Don't freak out. Don't freak out. Get out of here first and then freak out.
Shit, I am so gay for Leonard. So much for not getting attached.
Leonard is an idiot. An adorable, very handsome idiot who might be right about alienating myself. Might be!
I guess he knows the risks, so screw it, let's do this.
Wait did we just kiss with an old grandpa in Leonard's head? Not to mention all the other times! I need to do something about that. This will get awkward really fast. I really hope Leonard is not completely parasitised. Oh Goddess, please don't tell me I just kissed an old dude pretending to be Leonard.
No, I shouldn't be that pessimistic. All evidence suggest that it is only a surface parasitising.
I can get Leonard to pray to The Fool if it really becomes a problem.
I guess I'm married now. Hmmm, I should find a ring for Leonard, no, I will make one myself! I'll add all the protective charms I know to it. I can't be to careless.
This is as far as I got for now. I have ideas, but nothing concrete since I'm currently rereading vol 4. I want to keep the premise of the story, so I don't really want to write random moments between them, but who knows, maybe I'll cave in and do that.
Chapter 4: Charity gala
Summary:
Leonard is made to attend the charity gala organised because of Dwayne Dantes' donation. Fortunately he doesn't have to go alone. Unfortunately the other person is Daly and she is there for one thing: to gossip.
Alternatively: Leonard is the best husband, Klein is overthinking everything as usual and Daly ships it.
Notes:
Phew, this is a long one. There is matchmaking if you squint.
I tried to make it as angst free as possible and not turn the second part into an infodump. I really hope I managed the latter, but I can only reread what I wrote for a limited time before I start to find fault in everything and throw the whole thing out.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Leonard was preparing for the charity gala that would take place in Saint Samuel Cathedral tonight. It was a high profile event with a lot of important people, and even though these people most likely had Beyonder guards, some of the Red Gloves were tasked with surveillance and protection.
According to Captain Soest he had the perfect face to mingle with aristocrats, so he was stationed inside the gala, acting as a Church representative. That was why he needed to dress up for the night. At least he wasn’t the only one. Daly also got chosen since she worked well together with Leonard and she had good enough looks if she put on some more traditional makeup. Leonard was secretly curious what she was going to look like. He couldn’t imagine her out of her usual getup.
As he was standing in front of the mirror, making sure nothing was out of place, he suddenly asked the old man. - “What do you think about this gala?”
Ever since the new tycoon, Dwayne Dantes appeared, Pallez decided he was to be avoided and declared him a taboo topic. That didn’t mean Leonard wasn’t still trying to get something out of the old man. To his delight, the old man actually answered.
“I believe he wouldn’t donate such a huge sum of money to the church without a reason. There must be some problems with the Coim Company’s shares.” - Pallez analysed.
“Wow, I didn’t know you paid this much attention.” - Leonard chuckled.
“I’m bored. Your head is a depressingly empty place.” - Pallez said.
“You don’t even know what’s in my head.” - Leonard argued. - “Wait, you don’t know what’s in my head right?”
“Thank all gods I can’t. That would be an intellectual suicide.” - Pallez mocked, but Leonard was already used to it and didn’t take it to heart.
Instead his thoughts wandered towards Klein. After their meeting on the Golden Dream Klein wrote him a letter every other week, but they were mostly about small everyday tidbits. Nothing substantial.
Leonard had to find out from the newspaper that Klein had a huge battle in Bayam that resulted in a destroyed mountain and him getting a bounty of 50 000 pounds! When Leonard asked about it Klein only said that he was ambushed and he caused some chaos to escape the situation.
He later found - khm, sneaked into his captain’s office to look for - the file that detailed what actually happened. Apparently, to Klein, some chaos meant summoning several demigods and pitting them against each other.
Not to mention what happened later! Leonard had to learn from Saint Anthony that it was Gehrman Sparrow who infiltrated Chanis Gate and tried to steal something. What's more he met Klein as the Keeper that day and didn't notice anything. It was infuriating. A Faceless was really powerful. He still didn’t get an answer to the letter he wrote after that. He wasn’t even sure Klein was alive, but he banished that thought deep into the darkest pits of his mind.
‘I swear I’ll turn gray because of that idiot’ - Leonard grumbled. - ‘He had the audacity to write that he will be out of reach because he will be working on a new identity and then he pulls something like this! I don't even know if he is okay.’
The old man was not helping the situation either. If he asked about Klein, he just got a detailed analysis of why Klein was better than Leonard, then the old man simply ignored him. - ‘I can’t even talk to Pallez anymore.’
‘He is acting like a stubborn child.’ - Leonard mused. - ‘It would be funny if it didn’t drive me up the wall. It must be revenge for something. Don’t tell me the old man is mad because Klein actually likes me. It couldn’t be…’
The thought that popped into Leonard’s mind was terrifying. - ‘Could it be that Pallez wants to seduce Klein too?’
“I don’t know what you are thinking, but I can tell it is nonsense.” - Pallez interrupted his thoughts.
“What do you mean?” - Leonard was a little frightened. The old man couldn’t hear him right?
“You were making that face.” - Pallez was as unhelpful as usual.
“What face?” - Leonard asked.
“The I’m-thinking-about-something-stupid face. You usually have it when you think you wrote a decent poem.” - Pallez said.
“Okay, first, I did write a few decent poems! Bob and Cindy approved them. Second, You can’t see my face.” - Leonard tried to defend himself.
“You are standing in front of a mirror. I’d also like to remind you that I have an external point of view here. I’m not confined to your head and that is the only reason I’m still sane in here.” - Pallez referred to the spirit he controlled and used for reading letters when they were away from the house, not leaving out his usual insults.
‘Damn, that’s a solid argument.’ - Leonard had to admit. - “Fine. You win this one.”
Leonard decided that he looked as proper as he could and headed out. He still had some time before the event started, but he wanted to arrive early. - ‘Who knows what will go wrong that requires my help. I don’t want an important night like this to be ruined.’
In the end, nothing went wrong and he ended up waiting in one of the side rooms.
“Hello, Leonard! It’s almost time. Are you ready?” - Daly came into the room with a cheerful tone.
Leonard almost didn’t recognise her. She had rosy cheeks and light - much, much lighter than usual - blue eyeshadow that complemented her grayish blue eyes and her lips were painted with a refreshing pink. Her hair was let loose on one side and held tightly by braids and pins on the other side. What was even more shocking was her dress. Gone was the black mysterious robe, instead she had a long pale blue dress that accentuated her figure quite advantageously.
“Wow, I feel underdressed.” - Leonard complemented her.
“Oh, hush. I feel like I’m in a circus. Come on, let’s get this over with so we can get to the fun part sooner.” - Daly joked.
‘Don’t say it like that! Others might think you are planning an orgy or something,’ - Leonard felt like he was surrounded on all sides by eccentric people. - ‘I’m the most normal one here.’
Leonard didn’t say anything and followed her out of the room and into the event hall. There were already plenty of wealthy men and women mingling around including the cause of today’s gala, Dwayne Dantes. He was currently talking to Earl Hall and her daughter, Audrey.
“Did you hear the rumours about Dwayne Dantes?” - She whispered to Leonard.
“No, what do they say?” - Leonard asked without thinking much about it.
“They say that he likes all kinds of women from young maidens to older ladies, married or single doesn’t matter. Do you think he already has a shameful affair in Backlund?” - Daly said excitedly.
It finally caught up to Leonard what Daly was talking about and he was already regretting his life choices. - “It would ruin his hard work, so no.”
“Don’t spoil it! You should say yes so we can spend the speeches guessing who he has secret ties with!” - Daly shook her head.
“No, you did the right thing.” - Pallez spoke.
‘Old man, stop butting into my conversations.’ - Leonard grimaced. He decided to get some revenge.
“Alright, I’m down. What do you think? Who is it?” - Leonard laughed. - ‘Being petty feels good.’
“You will regret this later.” - Pallez sighed.
‘I don’t see why. You should have told me more.’ - Leonard thought.
Leonard’s mind turned blissfully quiet after the comment.
“Could it be the recently divorced Ma’am Schott?” - Leonard went with the safe guess. - “He did just invest in the Coim Company.”
“That is the obvious choice, but I heard he spent 200 pounds to help out Lady Wahana. That could have been a courting gift.” - Daly went a little further.
“Could be.” - Leonard agreed, trying to pretend he was actually interested.
“He is making eyes at Ms. Audrey Hall, but I can’t fault him. Even I, a woman, have to praise her charms.” - Daly continued.
“He has no chance there. Ms. Hall is notorious for rejecting even the royal princes. Dwayne Dantes has no chance.” - Leonard mused.
“You are right. Let’s see, who else could it be…” - Daly looked around like a hawk with a smile on her face looking for prey.
They continued their gossip throughout the introductory speeches and only stopped when it was time for the holy mass.
Everybody quieted down as Saint Anthony took his place at the pedestal and began leading the ceremony. The ritual was just as calming and serene as it usually was and it helped calm Leonard’s nerves even if he was not a pious believer at all. He and Daly still kept an eye on the room as that was their job, but Leonard allowed himself to enjoy the ceremony just a little.
Then Bishop Elektra introduced the reason they were here and Dwayne Danted spoke a few words about his motivations.
“Hmm, he knows how to appeal to all the audience, as expected.” - Pallez apparently decided his self-inflicted silence was over. What's more, he was unusually informative about Dwayne Dantes. Leonard was getting suspicious.
‘That sounded like a praise… Why did it sound like Pallez was praising Dwayne? What am I missing?’ - Leonard couldn’t figure it out.
After all the matters regarding charity were announced it was time for the entertainment of the guests. Since it was a holy occasion there weren’t any dances or set meals, only a buffet table that allowed people to choose from some delicious food and drinks and mingle among themselves in the hall.
“Let’s go get some food.” - Leonard pulled Daly with him. - “If we have to play nobles for the night, at least enjoy it.”
“You go ahead. I think I will talk with a few ladies. It never hurts to have good relationships with rich people.” - Daly excused herself.
“You just want gossip.” - Leonard didn’t buy her excuse.
“What can I say? There is nothing more exciting than a juicy scandal.” - Daly smiled and winked.
“Why do I even ask…?” - Leonard shook his head and left Daly to her devices. Instead he finally reached the buffet table.
As he was finished with putting food on his plate, suddenly his spiritual perception made him turn around and he saw none other than Dwayne Dantes walking towards the table.
Dwayne noticed him and gently smiled. He corrected his course and headed for Leonard. - ‘What does he want? Is it because I’m a member of the Nighthawks? As far as I know, he is just a civilian, but the old man’s silence and strange behaviour indicates otherwise.’
“Good evening! The banquet tonight is wonderful.” - Dwayne reached the table and took some food while speaking to Leonard.
‘I should be cautious.’ - Leonard decided. - “I have to agree.”
“It’s like I’ve entered a dream and the stars are shining down from the real sky. The food is also excellent. It’s worth attending just for that.” - Dwayne said and then took a bite of food. He did it all very elegantly.
‘He reminds me of Klein. My little seer would also come just for the food.’ - Leonard had a sudden thought. Then he had another idea. - ‘Didn't the old man used to praise Klein like he just praised Dwayne? I must really miss Klein if everything reminds me of him.’
“Everybody has been really kind and accepting.” - Dwayne continued.
“I’m happy to hear that.” - Leonard answered.
“I’m especially grateful for not being pried about my past.” - Dwayne emphasised.
Leonard frowned. - ‘What does he mean by that?’
“No one has a completely known past.” - Leonard said some nonsense that he thought sounded like an answer.
Dwayne nodded again and went back to the crowd leaving Leonard utterly confused. - ‘Is it just me or there are more confusing matters than usual. I haven’t felt this lost since I started learning mysticism or when Klein invited me over that first time. Huh, I thought about Klein again, what is with me today?.’
“Finally! I was waiting forever! I was starting to contemplate murder after you kept bugging me about Dwayne Dantes.” - Pallez cheered. - “My endurance has paid off!”
‘Or you could have just talked about him, you know.’ - Leonard rolled his eyes.
“Don’t roll your eyes at me! I deserve respect for all the work I do for you. Youngsters don’t appreciate their elders nowadays." - Pallez complained.
‘Pff, whose elder are you?’ - Leonard almost laughed. - ‘Well, I guess the old man’s opinion of me has grown a little.”
“Prepare for my wisdom, because your meagre human mind might not comprehend it!” - Pallez continued to be dramatic.
‘What could be so earth-shattering?’ - Leonard almost rolled his eyes again, but instead he took a sip of his drink to distract himself from the angel in his head. He shouldn’t have.
Dwayne is Klein.” - Pallez dropped the bomb.
“He is who?” - Leonard couldn’t stay quiet as he proceeded to choke on his drink. Then he coughed trying to get the wine out of his lungs.
He immediately looked for Dwayne Dantes, who was already talking to another group of people with Ms. Schott on his side. He seemed to sense that Leonard was watching him and turned his head. Their eyes met and he smiled.
‘Oh Goddess, I just spent an hour matchmaking Klein!’ - Leonard realised with dread. He looked away feeling his face heat up.
He couldn’t figure out how he felt. Happy, relieved, angry, resigned, curious, embarrassed and so on. Klein was here all along and kept himself hidden.
“You can’t just say that without a warning, old man!” - Leonard tried to keep this conversation quiet.
“I can and I just did. Live with it.” - Pallez said without sympathy.
“You let me gossip about him!” - Leonard had to fight the urge to speak louder.
“I can’t help it if you don’t listen to me!” - Pallez was still way too nonchalant.
How are you so sure?” - Leonard whispered while he still coughed.
“He has this ancient aura about him. I noticed it on the Golden Dream.” - Pallez finally talked.
“And you didn’t think I should know because…?” - Leonard continued whispering, masking it with his coughs.
“He obviously didn’t want you to know. In his letters he only said he was working on a new identity. I know a hint when I see one.” - Pallez acted offended.
‘Of course you would know a hint.’ - Leonard tried to come to terms with the fact that his supposed husband and the parasite in his body managed to scheme without him noticing.
“Why tell me now?” - Leonard was a little angry, but also kind of impressed.
“He clearly indicated that he was done hiding. He knew I knew who he was and thanked me for helping to conceal the matter.” - Pallez sounded really proud.
“You two are going to be the death of me.” - Leonard muttered.
“Hey, Leonard, are you okay?” - Daly came over. She had a concerned expression on her face.
Leonard, who was finally able to stop coughing, smiled at her. - “Yes, it’s nothing. I just accidentally swallowed the wine wrong.”
“Really? I thought it had something to do with Dwayne Dantes. You keep glancing at him ever since you two spoke.” - Daly probed.
“It was nothing substantial. He just complemented the decor.” - Leonard tried to save the situation, but it was proven futile not a second later.
“The decor huh? Who would have thought he swings that way too. That gives me a plethora of new options for a secret affair.” - Daly winked at him.
“That’s not what happened…” - Leonard started, but then he realised something. - ‘Me and Klein are kind of, officially together, so it could be said that this was his way of hitting on me. Besides, he said that he swings that way even if only for me and I do too, but it sounds so- so suggestive when Daly says it.’
Leonard wanted to disappear.
“Oh Leonard, you act so confident, but you are still so green.” - Daly patted his shoulder.
‘It’s not like that!’ - Leonard wanted to protest, but decided it was better to stay quiet. Instead he took another sip of the wine and looked at the guests. His eyes immediately found Klein as he was masterfully navigating the social scene.
“There is no shame in being interested.” - Daly whispered into his ear. - “He is a handsome and successful man, maybe a little old, but who am I to judge you for that?”
Now Leonard was definitely blushing. - “Just please stop.”
“I’m just saying.” - Daly pulled back still smiling mischievously at him.
“Hey, punk, that husband of yours is being fawned over. I wouldn’t be surprised if he got a marriage proposal.” - Pallez said in a nonchalant manner.
‘Did Pallez just call Klein my husband? He doesn’t do that usually. Does this mean he actually approves?’ - Leonard was taken aback.
“Are you going to do something about it?” - Pallez continued. His tone turned just a tad more serious.
‘I’m not sure whether you are trying to be helpful or messing with me to prove Daly right.’ - Leonard thought.
‘Besides, Klein wouldn’t accept it.’ - Leonard couldn’t say that with Daly next to him.
Still he looked over despite his best efforts to ignore both Pallez and Klein. He saw a young, beautiful woman trying to covertly get closer to Klein and even touch his arms a few times. - ‘Okay, the old man is right. She is going down. Enough is enough. I’ll deal with Daly later.’
“You know what? You may be right.” - Leonard said to Daly, then he headed for Klein.
“What? I was just teasing. Leonard, don’t do anything st-” - Daly said, but Leonard didn’t wait for her to finish. He was on a mission now. He approached Klein and that annoying woman who kept clinging to him.
“...and our family has a beautiful summer villa in the suburbs. The forest next to it provides plenty of game. I often go there to explore. Its garden is perfect for an afternoon stroll and tea. I had the best conversations there.” - The woman was describing her 'assets' with clear enthusiasm, but Leonard noticed that under the polite mask Klein was utterly bored and even a little uncomfortable by the closeness.
“I’m terribly sorry for interrupting miss, but I need to borrow Mr. Dantes for a few seconds.” - Leonard said.
The lady looked stunned, she probably didn’t expect anybody to stop her monologue so rudely and suddenly.
“My apologies Ms. Steward, but it seems like I must take my leave. It was delightful to listen to your adventures.” - Klein bowed a little towards the woman,
‘Pfff, adventures. She was clearly flaunting her wealth trying to get your attention. This persona of yours is infuriatingly polite.’ - Leonard scoffed in his mind.
“Please follow me.” - Leonard mimicked Klein’s tone. He stole a glance at Daly, who was watching him intently. When she noticed his glance, she shook her head a little. Leonard just winked at her and then proceeded to ignore her.
He led Klein out of the hall and into the room he was previously waiting in. He motioned for Klein to come in and then closed the door behind him.
They stood there in silence for a second before Leonard spoke. - “Just to make sure I’m not making an idiot of myself, you are Klein right?”
“Yes, I am.” - Klein looked away almost like he was ashamed. - “Leonard, I-”
Leonard didn’t care about any explanations right now. Klein was in front of him whole and healthy and most importantly, not absent from the world. He rushed forward and wrapped his arms around Klein’s neck as tight as he could.
It was strange because Klein was taller than him now, but he pulled him down without reproach. The bastard deserved it for leaving him hanging like that.
“You idiot! I missed you so much.” - Leonard said, but it was muffled by Klein’s shoulder since Leonard buried his face in it.
Klein stood frozen in place. Leonard hoped it was from shock and not because he was having second thoughts about this strange relationship they had. - “I’m s-”
“Don’t say that! Answer my damn letters!” - Leonard said before Klein could finish.
“I…” - Klein seemed to want to try again, but in the end he finally relaxed and put his arms around Leonard’s waist, hugging him back. - “Okay, I’ll answer. I might not be able to tell you the whole story.”
Hearing that Leonard pulled back just enough to be able to look Klein in the eye, but not enough for Klein to let him go. - “I don’t fucking care about the story. That messenger of yours said you disappeared from the world. I thought I lost you again.”
“Oh…” - Klein stared at him stupidly.
‘Seriously? It didn’t even occur to him?’ - Leonard was flabbergasted.
“I wasn’t sure you would want to talk to me after- after what I did.” - Klein couldn’t keep their eye contact and looked away.
‘I’m surrounded by idiots. Clever, scheming idiots.’ - Leonard wanted to laugh.
“Of course I want to talk to you. I sent a letter, didn't I? Besides, I know you wouldn’t really harm the Nighthawks. If you decided to do this, then you had a good reason to.”
Klein looked back at him with so much surprise and so much adoration and it looked so out of place on Dwaye Dantes’ face that Leonard couldn’t stop himself from chuckling. He leaned forward and gently kissed him, not caring about his different appearance.
“You are thinking way too much.” - Leonard said as he pulled back. - “No wonder the old man likes you.”
“What are you doing?!?” - Pallez screamed in his mind. It made Leonard jump back.
“Uhm, what?” - Klein was looking at him confused..
“What! Everybody knows everybody.” - Leonard didn’t understand them.
“You don’t just go and blabber about these things! Some things are better left unsaid!” - Pallez almost screamed in his head. It made Leonard flinch.
“I’m assuming you are talking about your… grandpa.” - Klein cautiously said.
“Whose grandpa? I want nothing to do with this braindead idiot!” - If Pallez had a body he would have crossed his arms in front of his chest and turned away in indignation.
Leonard facepalmed. - “Just forget I said anything.”
Klein still looked at him strangely, but he agreed. - “Sure.”
"At least he has some common sense. I hoped you would pick up a few things from him, but I guess there are some hopeless cases.” - Pallez sighed.
Leonard copied him and also sighed. - “Mind games are not for me.”
“It’s a good thing then, that you are not a seer, my dear poet.” - Klein chuckled. He still had his hands on Leonard’s waist even after Leonard stepped back from the fright these two gave him.
“Well, I-” - Leonard was about to come back with a witty remark, but Klein suddenly released him and stepped further away from him.
Before Leonard could ask what happened Daly opened the door with force and barged in. - “Leonard, I swear to the Goddess if I find you in here doing something you will regret later I’ll tie you up and snip your jewels.”
The room descended into silence as the three of them stood in the awkward atmosphere.
“Is making a dramatic entrance a requirement for Nighthawks?” - Pallez sounded totally unimpressed.
“Hello, Ms…?” - Klein composed himself first and politely said.
Daly was momentarily stunned by the calm answer. - “Simone. Daly Simone.”
“Ms. Simone. I’m sorry for keeping your colleague all for myself. Is he needed in the hall?” - Klein pretended to ignore Daly’s threats, but Leonard wasn’t impressed with his answer.
‘Why did you have to make it sound like we were actually doing something? Well, I did kiss him once, but that’s beside the point.’ - Leonard wanted to bury himself.
“I was just looking for Mr. Mitchel. He left the hall rather abruptly.” - Daly pretended she entered normally and walked forward, carefully scrutinising Klein.
“I was rather surprised as well, but I have to admit I was fascinated by Leonard’s knowledge of the Goddess’ bible. He is a really devout believer.” - Klein said.
‘Are you kidding me? Can’t you come up with a better explanation? She clearly knows that’s bullshit.’ - Leonard felt like he became a spectator of his own social death.
“A devout believer… I’m happy to hear that you found a common topic.” - Daly smiled suggestively.
‘I can’t take this anymore.’ - Leonard decided to end this cursed interaction. - “Why don’t we go back to the hall? I’m sure there are others you would want to converse with.”
Both Klein and Daly looked at him like he just killed their puppy or something.
“Your technique is as blunt as usual. If you continue like this you will reach Klein’s level in a few centuries." - Pallez… complimented him? Kind of. Leonard would take what he could get.
Finally Klein smiled at him. - “You are right. If you’ll excuse me.”
He nodded his head and left the room. Neither Leonard nor Daly offered to accompany him back. Leonard because he was pinned to his spot by Daly’s glare and Daly because she clearly wanted to chew Leonard out.
When Daly was sure Klein left she started speaking. - “Really Leonard?”
“Nothing happened.” - Leonard argued pointlessly.
“Clearly.” - Daly deadpanned.
‘I need to come up with something convincing.’ - Leonard tried to quickly think of something.
“Look, he has the same sense of humour as you. I told him you thought he was interested and he laughed and said he would play along if I wanted to prank you.” - Leonard tried.
“Huh, that’s not a half bad lie.” - Pallez said.
‘Don’t sound that surprised old man! I do have a brain even if you forget that most of the time.’ - Leonard was tempted to roll his eyes again.
“Let’s say I believe that.” - Daly walked closer while she carefully observed him. - “You should still be careful. He is playing a delicate and dangerous game with Backlund’s elite.”
“I’m not going to actually have an affair, Daly. I’m not that stupid.” - Leonard actually rolled his eyes at that. - “Besides, would it count as an affair if neither of us are married?” -’If you don’t count our verbal agreement, but then we have all the right to be intimate.’ - Leonard added silently.
“That’s beside the point, if it's secret then it's an affair. Besides, I suspect that he is not as simple as he wants to appear.” - Daly mused as she finally stopped looking at Leonard.
“Lady, you have no idea.” - Pallez chuckled.
“I know. He had too many brushes with the supernatural to not be aware of it.” - Leonard played along. - “Should we do something about it?”
Daily shook her head. Leonard thought that that was it, but suddenly Daly had a peculiar expression on her face. It made Leonard nervous. - “Maybe you could continue your ‘charade’ after all.”
“Seriously? You were against it a second ago.” - Leonard was confused.
“I changed my mind. Keep up.” - Daly waved him off. - “We should go back before we get reprimanded for slacking off.”
“I think she made perfect sense.” - Pallez said just to be unhelpful.
‘Thanks old man.’ - Leonard didn’t answer and followed Daly out of the room and into the even hall.
They continued mingling with the guests and keeping an eye out for potential danger. Klein didn’t approach them again, but Leonard could tell he was keeping an eye out on them.
Soon it was time for the gala to end and the guests trickled out one after another. Leonard subconsciously started looking for Klein to say goodbye. He felt Daly nudge him.
“He’s there.” - She pointed with her face.
Klein was standing next to the person he came with, Mr. Macht if Leonard recalled it right. He looked up and their eyes met. Leonard couldn’t help himself, he smiled and waved at him.
Klein looked taken aback, but to Leonard’s surprise he started heading towards them.
“And you want me to believe you are not interested.” - Daly whispered while she kept smiling to hide she was speaking.
“Shut up.” - Was Leonard’s sophisticated answer. - ‘Let me say goodbye to my husband okay?’
“Ma'am Simone. Leonard.” - Klein greeted them as he got close. - “It was a fantastic night. I’m glad my donation could start such a big wave.”
“It was a pleasure meeting you.” - Daly said.
“No, it was my pleasure.” - Klein took Daly’s hand and placed a gentle kiss on her knuckles.
Daly took it with grace. - "Such a charmer.”
Klein straightened up and smiled. - “I learned from the best.”
Then he released Daly’s hand and winked at Leonard. - “See you later, Leonard.”
‘That bastard. He is enjoying this way too much.’ - “I guess so.” - He tried to sound less enthusiastic than he actually was.
It was hard, because he just realized that he now knew exactly where he could find Klein and it was quite close. - ‘If I wanted to, I could even go tonight!’
“Khm.” - Daly got him out of his daydreaming. - “Have a pleasant ride home, Mr. Dantes.”
“Thank you. I wish you a fine evening.” - Klein bowed a little and went back to his group.
Leonard was left there standing in the rapidly emptying hall.
“Come on Leonard. Wipe that miserable expression off of your face. He said you will meet again.” - Daly tried to console him.
‘Apparently she fully embraced the situation and became my wingman. Wingwoman…?’ - Leonard thought.
“What miserable expression? I’m just tired.” - Leonard said, like a liar. He couldn’t describe why he was suddenly feeling down. - ‘I just met Klein again and he is alright. He didn’t change his mind about us either. Still, watching him leave made me so sad even though I know I will meet him again.’
Daly looked between him and the door a few times before dragging Leonard away. - “Come on then. The reports won’t write themself. The faster you finish the faster you can go home.”
She winked at him when she mentioned going home. Leonard groaned. - “It’s not like that!”
“You are fooling no one.” - Pallez said.
“And I believe you.” - Daly laughed. She clearly didn’t.
Leonard just gave up. If Daly was sure Leonard had just started affair then he could do nothing against it. He stopped resisting and followed Daly back to the Nighthawks headquarters.
They briefly summarised the evening to Captain Soest. Daly thankfully left out her ‘theories’. After finishing their paperwork they both left for home.
Leonard still felt the same emptiness and decided to do something about it. - “Should I visit Klein in his dreams? He might not even remember me in the morning!”
“He probably will. Just go before I do something I regret, like accidentally killing you. Do you want to keep moping here and annoy me?” - Pallez sighed.
“Don’t be mean. You missed him too, don’t deny it.” - Leonard joked.
Pallez didn’t answer, but that was an answer in itself. - ‘I’ll just take that as a yes.’
“Alright, alright. I’ll get going.”
Leonard laid down on his bed and quickly fell asleep. He opened his eyes in the dream and surveyed the various dots of light in Backlund’s dreamscape. He had never been at Dwayne Dantes’ manor since the old man always made him decline tasks concerning Dwayne Dantes, so now he needed some time to find the correct place.
Once he was there he somersaulted through the balcony without hesitation. He expected a dream, but what greeted him was Klein sitting in his chair as Dwayne Dantes.
“Really Leonard? I thought Captain taught you better. Carelessly somersaulting into others’ dreams.” - Klein said reproachfully, but there was a slight smile on his lips.
‘Something is not right. He acts way too lucid. Is he actually awake?’ - Leonard frowned.
“My little seer deserves only the best. Are you actually awake?” - Leonard refused to talk in circles.
Klein hesitated a little, but then sighed. He stood up and circled around the bed stopping just out of Leonard’s reach.
He answered. - “Yes I am and yes that’s how I avoided revealing any incriminating information about me during investigations and no I don’t have a clear idea at the moment why I can do this. Also I would appreciate it if you didn’t come like this often because I still need to sleep and this doesn’t count as sleeping even if I’m dreaming.”
Leonard needed a second to comprehend that, but he was happy Klein trusted him with information like this. Leonard closed the gap between them and gently reached up to run his fingers through Klein’s hair. - “Okay, I'll keep that in mind. Have I told you that I really missed you, my little seer?”
“I think I remember you mentioning something like that.” - Klein smiled and Leonard felt him relaxing under his hands. He didn’t change back into his original appearance, but Leonard wasn’t bothered by that. Klein was Klein, regardless of his looks. All Leonard wanted was to get the ‘maskless treatment’.
“Though currently I’m the taller one.” - Klein looked down at Leonard.
Leonard laughed. - “Oh, so that’s what this is about. You like this form because you are taller?” - Leonard leaned in just shy of kissing him. - “I can think of a few ways to work with that.”
“Uhmm, I-” - Klein immediately lost his rizz. Leonard just laughed harder and gave a small peck on Klein’s lips. How could Klein play a casanova when he got flustered so easily?
Klein’s cheeks were slightly red. - “Do you want me to change back?”
“Only if you want to. I think you look hot in all of your personas.” - Leonard said as he continued caressing Klein’s head, his fingers tangled in his hair.
If it was possible Klein became even redder. - “I, khm, it's good to know. You- you might want to look away.”
“Why would I ever do that?” - Leonard refused to take a step back.
“The transformation can be a little disturbing. Hell, even I’m disturbed by it.” - Klein was still looking away in embarrassment.
“Well, can I decide that for myself?” - Leonard wasn’t about to give in that easily.
Klein looked him in the eye, probably searching for any hesitation there.
‘You can look all you want, I won’t change my mind.’ - Leonard tried to convey with his eyes. It must have worked, because Klein nodded. - “Okay.”
Then he closed his eyes and his face turned into thousands of tiny flesh granules. His features disappeared completely and under his palms Leonard could feel the same granules moving, reshaping Klein’s skull. He slowly shrunk and became just a little shorter than Leonard.
Sure it was a terrifying sight, but it was also extremely fascinating. In a second there was Klein as Leonard got to know him standing in front of him.
“So?” - Klein asked with a slight tremor in his voice.
“I would be lying if I said it was not terrifying, but I’ve seen much worse. I think it gets a solid five out of ten.” - Leonard kept his tone light.
He gently moved his hands over to Klein’s face and started caressing his cheeks with his thumbs. Then he mapped out the shape of his nose, his eyebrows, his temples and ears, fascinated by Klein's features.
“What are you doing?” - Klein asked. He sounded more intrigued than embarrassed now so Leonard counted that as a win.
“I’m exploring your face. Mapping each and every curve into my memory so I can recall it even when we are apart.” - Leonard moved his thumb across Klein’s chin then down over his throat continuing his exploration.
“How can you say that so easily?” - Klein’s voice was full of emotion.
‘He really is keeping his Clown powers in check.’ - Leonard smiled at that thought.
“I don’t know. I guess I fully accepted my feelings for you so nothing can fluster me. I could even say I lo-” - Leonard couldn’t finish because Klein put his hands on his mouth.
“Don’t say that carelessly!” - Klein looked panicked.
‘I should be hurt that you think that...’ - Leonard had the urge to chuckle, but he remembered the panic Klein had over getting into a relationship. - ‘...but I guess we can take it slow.’
He took Klein’s wrists and slowly pulled them away from his mouth. - “I would never say that carelessly.”
“I’m sorry. I just- I’m not sure how to handle that and if I can say it back.” - Klein said as he looked down trying to bury his face in his hands.
“Then don’t. Do you still care about me like you said on the Golden Dream?” - Leonard didn’t let him run away. He knew that was Klein’s default reaction to any unknown situation.
“Of course I do.” - Klein whispered.
“Then let me love you. You can’t do anything about how I feel.” - Leonard whispered back.
“Well, technically, there are ways to influence a person’s emotions and memories…” - Klein started rambling.
‘Of course that was what he would think about.’ - Leonard sighed and pulled Klein closer and kissed him to shut him up. Klein didn’t seem to mind.
After they pulled apart Leonard asked. - “Will you do any of that? Would you really make me forget you because you were afraid to get attached?”
“No! I don’t think I could ever make myself do it.” - Klein shook his head. - “I was just saying that it’s not impossible.”
“Good. Then it’s settled. I love you with all my heart and you, my little seer, care about me enough to not make me forget it. I like that deal.” - Leonard laughed.
“You make it sound like I’m a heartless monster.” - Klein said, but he was smiling as well.
“For better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and health… and we agreed to take out the till death do us part right? I’m stuck with you till eternity even if you turn out to be a heartless monster , which I highly doubt by the way.” - Leonard recited part of the standard marriage vow.
“I- Sorry, I guess I had my doubts about the actual marriage part. I kind of said it as a joke last time. Well, I did start making the rings, but I wasn’t sure how you actually felt about it. Although, if we are serious about it we should do it properly sometimes.” - Klein switched into planning mode and Leonard could see the gears turning in his head.
‘Did he really make rings believing I would change my mind? How can he be so clever and so stupid at the same time?’ - Leonard mused.
“Although, I’m technically considered a cultist - and dead, for that matter - so no legitimate church would ever officiate the wedding. Would asking… No I that’s ridiculous. Then maybe I could…” - Klein suddenly stopped and paled.
‘I wonder what he thought about… That was an interesting reaction.’ - Leonard thought.
Klein looked at Leonard. - “Let’s put a pin in that. I’ll figure something out.”
Leonard just chuckled at that. - “Okay. I trust you.”
“You are sure you want to do this.” - Klein asked one more time.
Leonard sighed. - “Yes, I want to do it and if you don’t believe me I will visit you every day and tell you until it gets through your head. I love you my little seer and nothing can change that.”
That left Klein speechless. Then he cupped Leonard’s face and pulled him in for a kiss. It was passionate and this time there was no one to interrupt them. Klein had his hands in Leonard’s hair in seconds and Leonard shamelessly let his hands roam around Klein’s back, pulling him as close as possible.
They were in a dream, so anything should have been possible, but unfortunately, as it turned out, the need to breathe could not be turned off even in this environment. They stood there in the dark, panting and trying to calm their breathing.
“You know, I think I will still call you my husband. As a casual reminder in case you started doubting again.” - Leonard grinned.
Klein laughed at that and at some point clutched the front of Leonard’s shirt that he now used as a means to ground himself. - “I really missed you too, my dear poet.” - Klein whispered. - “I think I haven't said that yet.
“I’m glad.” - Leonard said as he continued peppering Klein’s face with kisses. He followed Klein’s face just like he did with his fingers before and left a trail of kisses.
When Leonard reached the spot where Klein’s ear met with his neck he heard a giggle. - “Leonard stop! That tickles.”
Leonard laughed too, but did as Klein wished. He made sure to remember this small tidbit. - “I’m kind of curious where else you are ticklish.”
Klein immediately became beet red. His skin was lighter as Klein so it was more noticeable than it was as Dwayne. - “That… Leonard I…”
“Just kidding.” - Leonard only wanted to tease Klein, not cause a full freakout. He got a fist into his shoulder for the comment, but it was totally worth it. - “How you act as a playboy is beyond me. You can’t even handle some suggestive tones.”
“It’s different when you say it.” - Klein was still as red as a tomato. He walked back to the chair he was sitting in before and sat down. - “Besides, I can control my expressions, thank you very much.” - He crossed his arms and put one of his legs over the other. He looked up at Leonard, his eyes conveying ‘do you have a problem with it?’.
“Okay, okay, I was just teasing. I appreciate all of your expressions.” - Leonard followed him and squeezed into the chair next to Klein. - “Scoot over a little.”
“Hey, get your own chair, this is mine.” - Klein protested, but didn’t actually stop Leonard.
“We just agreed that we are married, so that means what’s yours is also mine.” - Leonard grinned.
“I want separate assets.” - Klein deadpanned and Leonard laughed.
In the end they ended up with Klein sitting sideways in Leonard’s lap as Leonard wrapped one arm around Klein’s waist and the other was stolen by Klein who clutched it with both of his hands.
“Will you tell me what happened?” - Leonard gathered the courage to finally ask what was on his mind.
“You will have to be more specific. A lot of things have happened lately.” - Klein was obviously trying to delay talking about the break-in.
“You don’t have to. I’m just curious. I already told you, I trust you Klein.” - Leonard didn’t press. - ‘I did say I don’t care about the story, but I can be curious, okay? Just a little…’
Klein didn’t answer at first. Leonard already started thinking about another, less sensitive question when Klein spoke up.
“I got stuck on my advancement. There were no traces of the Sequence 4 formula of the Seer pathway anywhere. Anybody I asked told me to either look for Zaratul or head to the main peak of the Hornacis Mountain range. Since both of them sounded extremely dangerous I tried looking for another option and remembered the Antigonus notebook.” - Klein slowly told the story.
“You broke in for that book? I could have helped you with that. I’m in charge of the Tarot cases and since they have a connection to the Seer pathway I could have requested the book for study.” - Leonard felt a little indignant.
“I didn’t want to make you choose between me and the Nighthawks or incriminate you.” - Klein sighed.
“I think we are way past that point. Next time there is something I can help with, you tell me.” - Leonard didn’t like the thought of Klein doing everything by himself.
“I guess you are right.” - Klein reluctantly agreed.
Leonard kissed his temple. - “I’m always right."
Klein chuckled at that, but didn't refute it.
“Anyways, the infiltration went without a hitch. I spent months observing the Keepers and it finally paid off. I went in and even tended to a few of the artifacts that required obvious maintenance. I was just about to touch the book when an Angel of the Goddess attacked me and sent me to this foggy town. I still don’t know what she was doing behind Chanis Gate.” - Klein continued.
“I think- I think she is not a Grounded Angel. I think she is one of the sealed artifacts. I don’t have the clearance to know about her, but no Angel would be behind the Gate. At least I don’t think so” - Leonard racked his mind, but his clearance wasn’t high enough. He was only a Sequence 6.
“That would actually make sense. I met her during the Great Smog of Backlund too, that’s why I thought she was an Angel. Still there are some inconsistencies.” - Klein mentioned another earth-shattering fact.
‘Can’t you have less shocking secrets?’ - Leonard cried inside.
On the outside he just asked. - “What happened then?”
“Oh, right, I didn’t tell you about that. The Aurora Order, the Demoness Sect and I’m starting to think the Psychology Alchemists too cooperated with a faction of the Royal Family and Military to set up a ritual. I’m still investigating why exactly did they do it and who was involved. That’s the other purpose of Dwayne Dantes.” - Klein caught Leonard up to date.
“I was part of the operations, but my group mainly fought against and searched for the devil that killed Duke Negan. They were very tight lipped about the rest of the events.” - Leonard recalled.
Klein hit his forehead. - “I almost forgot about the Blood Sanctify Sect and the Berias although they were working for a secret organisation that I cannot name because any mention of it will be known. They are probably in on what’s happening, because they have too much influence to let matters unfold on their own.”
“Sounds terrifying.” - Leonard digested the information slowly.
“Ince Zangwil was also there. He is working with them to some extent too, but why I'm still looking into it is because I can’t forgive them for killing so many people heartlessly. I lost many friends that day.” - Klein said quietly. - “What’s important to the current events is that the Angel who might not be an Angel erased two people. One was Lady Despair Panatiya and the other Mr. A from the Aurora order. They were sent to the Foggy Town too and I had to figure out how to work together with them to get out. That town was in a concealed state, that was why Ms. Messenger couldn’t find me. I had no connection to the outside world. I couldn’t even use…” - Klein didn’t finish the sentence, but whatever it was he couldn’t use it was clear it severely hindered him.
Leonard just hugged him tighter. - “But you got out in the end.”
“Yeah, I did. I’m also never eating mushrooms again.” - Klein shuddered.
“Mushrooms?” - Leonard didn’t follow.
“You don’t want to know. Believe me, you will regret the day you figure it out.” - Klein clutched Leonard’s hand even tighter.
“Okay, I’ll believe you. How did you get out?” - Leonard steered the conversation to safer waters.
“That’s a funny story. Remember when I said I wanted to avoid Zaratul and the Hornacis Mountain range?” - Klein’s tone was full of mocking.
“I do…”
“Turns out all three options were just one. The Foggy Town is at the peak of the Hornacic Mountain range and Zaratul was hiding away there as a dead… something. I’m not sure what he was actually. The Antigonus Notebook would have just provided me with the key to enter and Zaratul gave me the key to leave. The only problem with that was that it led straight to the Half-Fool that lost control causing anybody who was not a demigod to lose control too.” - Klein was clearly frustrated about the circumstances, though Leonard’s attention got caught on another detail.
Leonard decided not to question how Klein managed to avoid such a fate. He had a hunch Klein would not tell him and it wasn't really that important to the story. Instead he focused on another part.
“Half-Fool? Is it related to the Fool whose honorific name the Aurora Order released?” - Leonard knew it very well since he was still in charge of the case even if it was mostly forgotten by now, because there were no further news. He knew most of it was done by Klein, but the Nighthawks didn't. Besides there were just things that went way beyond the scope of an ordinary Beyonder. - ‘Huh, I’ve never actually asked Klein if he was part of that secret organisation or just pretended to be. He should be with the feats he accomplished…’
“The Fool is the Sequence 0 of the Seer Pathway.” - Klein said.
Leonard hadn't heard that phrase yet, but he could guess what it meant. - ‘The Sequenses lead to divinity! No wonder the Blasphemy Slate is called as such.
“Mr. Fool is an ancient deity who is trying to get stronger. 'They' only share their Pathway as far as I know.” - Klein said, but Leonard noticed he got more closed off, so he didn’t push.
“Do you believe in him now?” - Leonard asked. Klein's answer made it clear that he was a part of it.
To his surprise Klein actually chuckled. - “I’m not sure I would call it believing. ‘He’ helps me and I help ‘him’. He believes in the value of equivalent exchange, but I think he secretly gives more.”
“Sounds like a good deal.” - Leonard said without judgement and he meant it. - ‘If I had the same choice I would have chosen the same even with worse conditions.’
“It is. I hope it won’t come with a secret price later.” - Klein said.
“Did you get out with the help of Mr. Fool?” - Leonard went back to their main topic.
“No, actually, I used the symbol of the Goddess since it was an Angel of the Goddess that sent me there and I was out of options. I suspect that ‘She’ is on good terms with Mr. Fool, but I can’t be sure. Maybe ‘She’ didn’t even notice I got sent there.”
“I really hope they are on good terms. That would make so many things so much easier.” - Leonard was hopeful. Klein never really betrayed the Nighthawks in his eyes and he hoped the Goddess would see it the same way if ‘She’ even paid attention.
“Yeah.” - Klein yawned as he said it. - “Sorry, it was a long day.”
“No, I should have waited so you have more time to rest.” - Leonard felt bad for keeping Klein awake.
“No, I’m glad you came.” - Klein rested his head on Leonard’s shoulder and fully relaxed. - “Do you want to talk about anything else?”
“I want to talk about everything with you, but it can wait until next time, my little seer. I’d rather you got enough sleep.” - Leonard was already happy he got to properly spend the night with Klein not just as part of a charade.
“Can you make me dream that you stayed here the whole night?” - Klein mumbled. It filled Leonard’s heart with warmth.
“Of course I can.” - Leonard placed a final kiss on Klein’s head, then he left a copy of himself on the chair as he phased through it. He made his image gently stroke Klein’s hair then he seamlessly exited the dream. His image was not another version of himself, merely a part of Klein’s dream. It would cease to exist with everything else that Klein dreamed of.
“You’ve been gone for a while.” - Pallez immediately spoke as Leonard woke up.
“We had a lot to talk about.” - Leonard didn’t elaborate. The old man had no right to butt into his relationship even more than he already did.
“Fine.” - Pallez sounded suspiciously like someone who was sulking. - “Don’t you have to go back to work soon. You fooled around the whole night.”
‘Ha, fooled.’ - Leonard couldn’t help but associate the word with Klein.
“You are just exaggerating. It was barely an hour, maybe two.” - Leonard said, but felt that it was pointless to argue. - “I still have a few hours to sleep though I’m touched that you care so much about me.”
Pallez didn’t answer that. Leonard laughed and actually went to sleep this time.
The next day he came across Daly. - ‘Oh, no! She is smiling way too wickedly. I should have declared myself sick.’
“Hello, Leonard. I thought I wouldn’t see you today. How was your night?” - Daly lowered her voice clearly suggesting that something happened.
“I’m not sure what you mean. I went home to relax. I didn’t have any missions that would require a day off.” - Leonard made a futile effort to play oblivious.
“I see. I’m glad you enjoyed yourself.” - Daly smirked and if Leonard had been drinking something he would have spit it out.
‘I am not ready for Daly’s level of suggestiveness. I give up, I’ll just play along.’ - “Yes, I had a wonderful night. Now let’s work.”
He bravely ignored Daly’s jokes all day and started planning how he could meet Klein next. He planned on asking the old man for ideas when they were back at home. Sure he didn’t need to be that subtle with Daly being technically in on it, but where was the fun in that. - ‘Klein would probably appreciate it too.’
Leonard smiled and continued working. He felt calm and happy for the first time in a long while.
Klein's thoughts during this chapter:
Shit Ms. Justice is here! Double shit, Leonard is also here. Why do we always meet at banquets? I can’t look him in the eye without feeling guilty. Damn, I guess time for the consequences of my actions.
Okay, I can be sure Leonard had no idea who I was, but now he definitely knows. I hope he doesn’t choke to death.
I don’t deserve this perfect being. I will do everything to protect him!!!
Does Loenard not give a damn about my appearance? I would need to adjust my mindset before kissing if Leonard acted like a completely different person.
What is Leonard doing talking about that grandpa and angering him. At least it is confirmed beyond doubt that it is a surface parasitation, but why did Leonard have to do it so bluntly? Unless… this is a ploy from the angel to prove he is not fully in control when he actually is??? Nope, I’m just going to forget that or I might lose control.
Oh wow, it’s madam Daly. I noticed her earlier, but I still can’t get over how different she looks. It’s nice to see her again. I wish we could talk honestly. No, Klein, concentrate! She thinks you and Leonard have an affair, well, Dwayne and Leonard, but who cares about the details. I need to discourage that thought… Actually, do I really have to? It would be in Dwayne Dantes’ persona to have a lover. I could even fit it being a man… Leonard hasn't been my lover yet…
Leonard looks like a kicked puppy. I should go say goodbye.
Why did I bother with a goodbye when he immediately came over in my dreams? Wasted effort.
Okay, okay. Leonard is a 100% on with this relationship so at least no wasted effort on the rings. Why do I feel like I’m waiting for the other shoe to drop? I hate my insecurities. At least Leonard seems to like them.
Leonard is still an idiot.
Why is it so hard to share genuine things about myself? Should I tell him? Eh, it probably won’t hurt him. I’ll just leave out anything that can be dangerous.
Well, time to bullshit my way through this. I really hope Leonard doesn’t find out later that I’m the Fool. That would be awkward. Is this self-promoting?
I’m so lucky Leonard didn’t give up on me. I think I’m in lo- nope, I’m just going to ignore that. I'll sleep instead and freak out when Leonard is not here.
Notes:
The chapter became so long that Klein's thoughts became too long as well so they went to the end of the chapter.
Just to clarify, Pallez can't read Leonard's mind, but he spent the last who knows how many years in Leonard's body. He knows him like the back of his hand (if he had a hand). He also really enjoyed putting Klein's plan together from scraps. Just imagine his restraint at not telling Leonard that he finally put it together when they walked past Klein disguised as the Keeper.

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