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Day 1

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  This is so stupid. My best friend just got sent to boarding school for allegedly being a furry and my other only friend was expelled because "The horror movies called, they want him back." Whatever the flip that means. Bleh. It's fine! It's not like I'll be lonely or anything (lie). Anyway! It's my 4th year I think soo last year before I have to actually lock in! Which isn't that bad, I'd say my grades are pretty average. Okay noob. You gya- GOT!

  DAMNIT STOP BEING BRAIN ROTTED AND KEEP YOURSELF TOGETHER! You can NOT embarrass yourself on the first day. Oh ma lawd I should've not doom scrolled before bed my brain is so dead I'm COOKED!

  I slip my phone into the secret pocket in my messenger bag just in case they search it and head into school. Immediately I see some new students, probably people from year 1. I head to my left and press my student id on the scanner before putting it in my bag after seeing the red beep!— go off. I'd like to personally thank god for making me smart enough to be in class B as it's on the first floor! Suck it 1st years! I walk towards my class, open the door and-

BOOM!

What the flip?!

I immediately turn my head to the source and someone clutching onto a pumpkin head guy for dear life while the little guy across held up a DIY firecracker.

Oh god I am not ready for this.

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  That was…. Interesting. To say the least.

The pumpkin head guy and the shorter one with the hood sat at the 2 middle desks at the back, the hooded one who I soon got to know their name was taph because of the seating plan. Checking my name, I see that mine is the one at the right back side near the lockers and windows, perfect! I could totally text Six during class! 

If my group mates aren’t snitches of course…

Speaking of group mates! I scanned the names next to mine.

Elliot…

Two time….

and…

1x1x1x1?!

  Okay I definitely wasn’t expecting a name like that. I don’t mind two time’s name since I’ve heard of them already *cough cough* SPAWN CLUB *cough cough* but 1x1x1x1??? Who even names- You know what it’s okay Noob we listen and we don’t judge WE LISTEN AND WE DONT. JUDGE. 

  I walked towards my desk, hanging my messenger bag on the hook by the side of my table before sitting down and taking out my pencil case. Sixer bought this for me! Before he. Well. You know. I looked at the time, 7:50am. Perfect. Just enough for a 10 minute na—

“hey yellow guy!” 

..What?

“… oh um. I’m Noob.”

That sounded like a murmur with how quiet I was. Why can’t you speak up noob! Why!

  Though somehow this dude could hear me (thank god) and reply ”Oh! Yeah! My name’s Shedletsky. Nice to meet’cha Noob!” He told there, hands on hips like he was him and a smile that screams confidence. Until it got really awkward with use starring at each other. Though that did help me notice the bright purple student council armband on his arm. Huh. I’ve never seen this person at the council announcements. Maybe he’s a new member… I decide to break the silence with “What did you need?…” “Oh right! Um so I’m sure you saw uh.. what happened with me and taph and Matt yah?” 

“..yeah?”

“Yeah! So um. Could we come to an agreement to never and I mean NEVER talk about that yah?”

oh. That.

   I mean— I wasn’t really ever planning on snitching anyway. (Mostly because I’m too shy to do so) but also because there’s not really a reason for me to do so anyway “oh uh- yeah sure. I don’t really care” I answer him “Great! Well talk to you soon then!” And with that, the brown haired man walked back to his seat.

This is going to be a long day. Isn’t it?

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  John and I walk into the classroom and the first thing I see is that FAT FATTY MCFATTERSON waving at me like an IDIOT. God must hate me if they’re putting me in the same class as HIM. I dragged John to the teachers desk to check if we’d sit together.

spoiler warning. We didn’t.

  It was disappointing but I could deal with it. “Hey look! I’m gonna be in the same group as my brother!” John exclaimed.

“You mean half. Brother.” I corrected

”you and I both know I don’t give a damn.”

”ehh you right” 

  I shrugged and searched for my name. Damnit my seat was so far from John…looks like we’ll only be able to talk during recess and maybe PE. Looking at the other 3 in my group, I sigh in relief seeing Elliot’s name. Thank goodness I’ll have 1 familiar face in my group, don’t know who Noob is though.

”Two time?” 

“The spawn guy?”

”The spawn guy?!?”

 
  I stared at John in confusion before he proceeded to explain “They’re some dude or person since they’re non-binary who started a club called ‘spawn club’”

“That’s dumb.”

“Ehh don’t mind it. Heard they’re a bit crazy though”

  Great. Just great. Not only is John focking Shedletskys in the same class as me, but I’m also in the same group as someone labeled as mentally unstable. Whatever. I can live. 

  I look towards the direction of my desk and see someone somewhat similar to Elliot but just with longer bangs and an higher shorter ponytail already sat down. Since they didn’t seem a bit unstable I’d take a gamble that this was Noob. Of course only one way to find out. I go over there and place my mini backpack next to my desk while I sit down 

“Noob right?” I asked nonchalantly. (Or at least I hope I sound like)

”oh- uh yeah.” They replied.

”…. I’m 1x1x1x1”

”… um—“

”Just call me 1x4”

  I got used to people annoying me about how stupidly annoying it was to pronounce my name so I just started to tell people to just call me by that nickname (though I’ll never admit that it was shedletsky who gave me that nickname..no…. Never…) After that shit got really quiet 

“uh… I like your hair.”

“Thanks. I guess.”

 god this is so awkward please someone save m—

“Omg hey girl!” Someone yelled

Oh thank heavens

  “Yoo Elliot! Get over here dude your seat is next to this guy” I called out, nudging to the seat next to noob. The yellow robloxian made his way over and hung his tote bag next to his desk before sitting down “So! You’re Noob right? I remember seeing you when you and the white guy with the black hoodie would come dine in at the pizzeria!” I notice how Noob flinches at the mention of ‘the white guy’. Whoever that is. Maybe something happened? Ehh not my place to judge. “O-kayy not much of a talker. That’s fine! Oh and by the way! How was summer treating you?” Elliot asks me excitedly “You seem more enthusiastic than usual. Something happened?” I asked. It was true! Elliot is usually the more calm type of guy, still sunshine and stuff but not as happy as he is right now. 

“Oh um!” Elliot is blushing.

Ouh yuh?

”007n7 and I made up over the summer and we’ve been hanging out so.. I guess I’m just kinda excited to see him. Not that I’d ever admit that to him” Elliot explained.

”so a crush?”

”wh-WHAT!? Me?! Have a crush on him?! Noo never! Besides don’t you have a crus—“

   I covered his mouth before this hoe could say anything more “shut the fock up! I cannot have him hear you!” I whispered, making sure Shedletsky or John wouldn’t hear me. (ESPECIALLY shedletsky or else this man is gonna bug me all about it while we walk home)

poor noob, I feel bad for having him just watch us awkwardly..

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current seating plan (More to be changed next chapter!)

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(Still) Day 1

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  Oh my frick frigging frick fuck I'm LATE. I'M LATE TO SCHOOL ON THE FIRST DAY AND THEY CALL ME THE SCHEDULER YO?? Who's making ME cook time periods when i can't even make it to SAID PERIODS (To be fair they'd only let me change the time of when a student is marked as late and then again I can't even make it longer only shorter sooo fuck myself ig😬)

  In some miracle I arrive at 8:06 which was 1 minute before I was considered late awh yeahh!!!

Ahem. 

anyway. 

 I smack my student ID against the machine thingy m’jig run up to my classroom as fast as my legs would take me. Slam open the door and- 

“clockwork?!” someone exclaimed. 

“Omg heyy diva!” I called out. 

  “What the flip are you doing here??” The said diva asked while walking up to me “What? Think I'm not smart enough to be in the same clas?!—” 

“You're not in this class clockwork. ” She deadpanned.

Oh. 

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OH

“Wait, is this Class A or B?”

“It's Class A you dumbass-!" “Jeez jeez I'm sorry!”

Well that was embarrassing. 

  Whatever, anyway! I quickly sprint out of there and go back to my ACTUAL class! The better class! (Cuz that's totally what the B stands for) I enter the room and is IMMEDIATELY greeted by my ex. Frick. Well this is awkward. What's more awkward is the fact that the only 2 seats left that were available was the one at the back and one behind doombringer AND I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU but me personally, if someone were to leave flowers for me on my desk they would NOT be purple, that means that the only seat left is…… 

behind him. 

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  “Late Mr Azure? And on your first day too?” God I'm too tired to deal with this. “yeah. And?” I yawn. “Just hand me the entrance slip and hurry along to your seat.” 

“Aww c'mon Jeff! Let's just chill for the first day. Not like we started on anything anyway.” Ms Charlatan rebutted. 

  They start to yap Yap yap but i just tune them out and head towards my seat. Thats when I notice my favorite flowers, nightshade, on my desk. What the frig? Who the frig? Why the frig. 

Actually. All of those questions can be answered with 2 words. 

Two time. 

  I look at their direction to see them staring at me. Erm. What the helliante? I mean I personally haven't moved on yet but I don't go around staring at my ex like a cheep and leaving flowers in their mail box EVERY SINGLE DAY?! 

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God i wonder how many flowers I have in my house right now….. 

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 Just woke up, checked my mail. And saw nightshades in there for the 30TH TIME IN A ROW THIS FRIGGING SUMMER. 

Jesus friggin Christ…Another one to the box you go I guess

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  I shake my head at the thought of the humongous amount of nightshades I probably have now in that box (I should probably get a new one soon—) and stuff the ones in my hand in my bag. When I sat down I finally take a look at the students in my group. I only recognize the student council guy and taph. Don’t know who this… TV head girl is… 

Wait TV girl?!—

”Hai there!” Said TV head girl exclaimed 

“Uh. Hi.”

”Name’s Veeronica!!”

the frig kind of name is Veeronica??

“Okay..Veronica-“

  “VEE-ronica dumbass!” She corrected “You gotta say it with the VEE! There’s a double E in my name!” L-like that one green TV girl?? Wait why do we have so many TV headed girls- “Right Veeronica..” I said. She smiles when I say her name right. Is it really that common for people to pronounce it wrong?? “Welp” she spoke, looking at dusekkar and taph “I think we’re gonna be GREAT friends!”

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Oh.

Oh spawn I am not built for this.

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  “Now, I’m sure you all have gone through this already since you’re already at grade 4 but I might as well as are there any new arrivals?” Mr Jeff said annoyed. No one raises their hand so he continues “Welp then it’s time to for you guys to get empl*yed and before anyone rebuttals IM LOOKING AT YOU CHARLATAN.” Jeff yells while looking at our other homeroom teacher, who just whistles and stares at the windows near the door. He sighs “Anyway. We’re all used to this by now just tell me what you wanna do.”

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silence

”oh my god..”

  Mr Jeff groans annoyed and turns on the big screen to showcase the different positions we could pick from. Or I guess j*bs (it’s been a joke lately about how being class presidents and all the other prefects feels more like j*bs than a voluntary thing…) “if you guys don’t pick right now I’ll give everyone a random role whether you like it or not.” Immediately everyone raises their hand (including me.) 

  “You” Jeff points at the guy next to me. “The fatty, tell me what you want” “What the hell!! Stop calling me fat when I’m not!?”

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”am I?” The brown haired dude looks at me with puppy’s eyes

”back me up here 007!”

what

  “Oh!- um. Ye-yeah? You’re just uh….. above average” I manage to say. How did this guy know my name?? I could’ve sworn I’ve never met him before. What the freak. “Yeah! Hear that? I’m above average weight!” “Potato Tomato same thing Shedletsky!” “I don’t think that’s how the saying goes-“ 

“Builderman and I would like to volunteer to be the class presidents!”

everyone looks at the now standing up shedletsky

“I did NOT agree to this” Builderman says from the across the room.

”C’mon!! We’re already student councils what’s the harm in this?”

”Us being student councils is the harm” Builderman sighed

  “Sure sure whatever “ Mr Jeff writes down Builderman- “I DON’T CONSENT TO THIS-“ and Shedletsky’s name on the list next to the class president section 

 “Girl with the flower clip thingy yes?” Ms Charlatan calls out “Yeah uh economics please!” Daisy asks

”Visual Arts prefect?” Noob requests. “M’kay.” Jeff writes it down

”Oh oh let me handle the games we host” “please don’t make it about gambling”

“I don’t mind doing the IT stuff in the classroom” “I can tell with that kind of name 007”

”The flip is an Environmental ambassador??” “Wanwood for Environmental!” “WAIT THATS NOT WHAT I WANT—“

”Is there a role related to our dear spawn?” “I can make you sign up to lead and fight for your house if that works” “…sure”

“TV head!” “PE prefect!!” “So Veronica—“ “ITS VEERONICA!”

  um so- after all of that stuff we move onto…. “Okay. Who wants to be in the election” “GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT?!”

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“I mean-“ Ms Charlatan fake coughs “Continue Jeff!”

”… as I was saying before I was rudely interrupted. AGAIN” Mr Jeff continues while Ms Charlatan stares at the window next to her again

  “I’m sure you all know this but you guys have to sign up to be elected as leader of your houses. Uhh…. We already have Two time set for Prudence. We just need Justice Wisdom and Purity. Anyone wanna join?”

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  “I can try, uhh forr Justice?” someone said. Some of us look around and sees Elliot raising his hand. Wait Elliot? Like. L-like. Like Elliot from Builder Brother’s pizza place? Like Elliot the guy I’ve been hyperfixating about? That Elliot? my beautiful, elegant, intelligent, charming, kind, thoughtful, courageous, creative, brilliant, gentle, humble, generous, passionate, funny, dependable, graceful, car— okay this is getting out of hand. Okay maybe I have moved on from Noli and Maybe JUST maybe I’ve developed a crush on Elliot- BUT JUST A MAYBE! 

  “Okay Elliot for Justice. Anyone else?” I instinctively raise my hand.

What the freak.

I swear my hand just goes on autopilot sometimes.

“007? You wanna sign up?” Ms Charlatan asks “Uh- yeah! Yeah… um. Wisdom.” Mr Jeff shrugs and writes down my name. Okay what the actual helli. I don’t even like politics that much I literally slept during the elections last year and ticked off whoever 118o8 picked!! Oh my god 007n7 what are you doing to yourself my LAWD. Tho I guess the good thing about this is Elliot noticing me!!! Giggling and kicking my feet internally 

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current seating plan (Could be changed next chapter idk you guys let me know if y’all want something changed)

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(WHY IS IT STILL-) Day 1

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  The bell rings. Finally!! I haven’t gotten to talk to guest other than this morning!! Shit was killing me like— 40 minutes!? Why is the first class 40 minutes long anyway?? Well I guess all that yapping from chance did help me pass through 20 minutes of that tho… anyway enough about class! Time for recess! Molly and I walk up to Guest “Guest!! How’s your group holding up?” Molly asks. “Ah! Well… it’s sure um…. Interesting…..” 

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”bla blaa blah! Bla bla blu! Blehbebleh blab blu blah-“ 

oh my god.

Kill me now.

I don’t know anyone except for consigliere and this NOLI guy is talking so much I can barely hear the teacher. I looked over to consigliere and he seems as bothered as I was.

we’re so dead.

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  “But enough talking about me yeah? Let’s check up on matt! I mean- he must be lonely being in class 4C” my man suggests. Errr… do I really wanna walk up all those stairs? As if guest reads my mind- “I’ll carry you if you’d like” 

When I tell you he’s the BEST.

  Guest carries me on his back as we make our way upstairs. Molly just gags and teases us “you’re so sickeningly in love it makes me ill” she laughs. “Oh shush! You wish this was you and Matt” “it’s about to be.” she smiles. Oh this cheeky DIVA. We walk the hallways of the second halls, sometimes glancing at the windows of the 1st years. “Oh woww Mr Brandon is home room teacher now huh?” “You mean the guy who usually sits in the computer lab?” Guest questioned “”Yeahh! Good for him tho, heard it was his dream.” By the time we finished talking we arrived at 4C (of course with a few stares and looks from teachers and students but we don’t gotta talk about that..!) “HELP?? DUDEE NOT YO-” 

“W-WOAH!”

Molly grabs him on her back. 

I lowkey giggled ngl.

  Me and Matt were now both being piggy backed by our lovers now! Yappie! Guest chuckles while Matt’s face turns into a tomato “A-At least warn me next time!” “Sorry Matt~” Molly giggles. Man were we having fun! Like who gaf if a bunch of 1st years were staring at us and probably thinking that we were crazy like hel yeah we are!

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actually please don’t think that

  “Wahhh why am I not in your classss!!” “Just admit your a dumb dumb” “Don’t do me like that Daisy!” “Alright break it up you 2” Guest interferes. We all laugh and yap. Though Guest keeps eyeing to the left side. I mean.. I see Itrapped and their gang? Wonder what’s that’s about.

insert cliffhanger