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PeeBee Jellicle has created a group chat!

PeeBee Jellicle has a added 19 other users!

PeeBee Jellicle: yo yo yo

Ponyboy Curtis: What is this?

Fidelio Gunn: whi tf are you?

Mike Teevee: this is a group chat idiot

Ponyboy Curtis: I know that. Idiot.

Finchley Sullivan: mabie we should be asking WHY is this

PeeBee Jellicle: alright gng lemmie xplain

Ponyboy Curtis: Your spelling hurts me. You remind me of Sodapop!

PeeBee Jellicle: wow ok thanks.
PeeBee Jellicle: anywayz i made this bc yall r my fav characters from across the fandoms

M&M Carlson: cross the whatnow?

Cather Avery: Wait so like fanfic? Are you writing fic? Are we characters in your fic?

PeeBee Jellicle: YESSSSS

Cather Avery: A’ight this is awesome 🤩

PeeBee Jellicle: IKR??

Jack Spriggins: im still ever so confused

Ponyboy Curtis: I think we all are.
Ponyboy Curtis: Except for PeeBee and Cather??

Cather Avery: I prefer Cath :>

Eddie Cotter: ait i just found my phone what is going on??

Riff Lorton: THATS WHAT WE ALL WANT TO KNOWWWWW

Eddie Cotter: don’t shout at me my parents do enough of that already

Connor Murphy: twinning!!🤞

Ponyboy Curtis: Oh!

PeeBee Jellicle: im sure youre all wonderen why i brought you here today…

Charles Morris: yes. yes we are

PeeBee Jellicle: stfu let me build suspense

Mike Teevee: PEEBEE IT HAS BEEN FIVE MINUTES YOU HAVE BUILT ENOUGH SUSPENSE

PeeBee Jellicle: ey i was typing

Christine Canigula: pls tell me we don’t have to wait another five minutes to see your message

PeeBee Jellicle: dw im literally the qwern of the copy nd paste

M&M Carlson: qwern?

PeeBee Jellicle: stfu
PeeBee Jellicle: so yesterday i stumbled apon phenomenall cosmic powers nd i am now anke to add all my fav book movie nd musical characters to a group chattt!!!

Mike Teevee: phenomenal cosmic powers and you make a gc?

PeeBee Jellicle: yez

Mabel Pines: that’s what id do tbh

PeeBee Jellicle: BANG!!! Mabel gets it!!! she gets a kitty!!!

Mabel Pines: wtf a kitty just appeared on ma bed

PeeBee Jellicle: ✨phenomenal cosmic powers ✨

Adelaide Detroit: pls stop blowing up my phone i have a show to do

PeeBee Jellicle: aw :<

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PeeBee Jellicle has changed their name to PB&J!

PB&J: Adelaide
PB&J: ru done w your shoe
PB&J: *show

Adelaide Detroit: yea

PB&J: ok noice its introduction timr
PB&J: ill go first
PB&J: my name’s Penut Butter And Jellicle, im a billion years old, im in my second yr of sdcondsry school, idk mu sexuality bc i have had no romance befor and my pronouns are top secret but i use they/it while onlinr bc mystery
PB&J: pony ur turn

Ponyboy Curtis: Okay.
Ponyboy Curtis: My name is Ponyboy Curtis (yes really), I’m 14 years and one month old, I’m a freshman in high school, I’m pansexual and my pronouns are he/him.

PB&J has changed Ponyboy Curtis’ name to Horse Lad!

Horse Lad: Why?

PB&J: im irish dont judge
PB&J: m&m ur turn

M&M Carlson: hi my names M&M Carlson it’s not my legal name but i like it better, I’m 13 years old, I’m going into 8th grade, idk what i am either romance is hard and my pronouns are he/they

PB&J changed M&M Carlson's name to Skittles!

Skittles: I don’t like it

PB&J: sucks to be you

Cather Avery: I’ll go next! My name is Cather Avery, I’m 18 years old, I’m in college, I think im straight and my pronouns are she/her!!

PB&J changed Cather Avery’s name to MAGICATH!!!!

MAGICATH!!!: YEAHH!!!

PB&J: YEAHHHHHGHH!!!!

Fidelio Gunn: oki its my turnnn!!
Fidelio Gunn: my names Fidelio Gunn but all my friends call Fido, I’m 12 years old, I’m in second year at bloors academy, I’m bisexual and my pronouns are he/him!

PB&J changed Fidelio Gunn’s name to Machine Gunn

Machine Gunn: I can live with that

PB&J: NICOOO ISS UR TURNNNNN

Nico Di Angelo: hi
Nico Di Angelo: my names nico, im 15 years old, idk where i am in the schooling system bc i go to summer camp year round, im gay and my pronouns are he/him

PB&J changed Nico Di Angelo’s name to Emo 🖤!

Emo 🖤: oh boy oh boy

Philip Hamilton: Hi?
Philip Hamilton: I’m Philip Hamilton, I am 19 years old, I just graduated Kings College, I’m straight I think and my pronouns are he/him

PB&J changed Philip Hamilton’s name to Dead Kid Number One

Dead Kid Number One: Wait.
Dead Kid Number One: There’s more dead kids?

Cole Seymour: hello
Cole Seymour: im cole seymour
Cole Seymour: im 11 years old
Cole Seymour: i don’t go to school
Cole Seymour: idk what i am either but im dating someone
Cole Seymour: and my pronouns are they/it
Cole Seymour: theres no gender where i live

PB&J changed Cole Seymour’s name to The Leveret!

The Leveret: oh thats not so bad

Riff Lorton: hello im riff im 19 years old i also dont go to svhool i dropped out when i eas like ten im pan my pronouns are he/him and i am the leadeg of the jets

PB&J changed Riff Lorton’s name to Dead Kid Number Two!

Dead Kid Number One: Nice to meet you, dead kid number two.

Dead Kid Number Two: you to dead kid number one

Mabel Pines: HAIIII!!!!
Mabel Pines: my name is Mabel Pines, im 13 years old, techincally a teen, im in eighth grade, im pannnn, my pronouns are she/stars!!!!!!!
Mabel Pines: also i have a pet pig his name is waddles!!!!

PB&J changed Mabel Pines’ name to Shooting Star!

Shooting Star: PEW PEW PEW!!!!

PB&J: PEWPEWPEWWWEW!!!!!

Charles Morris: ill go next! my name is charlie morris but everyone calls me crutchie for obvious reasons, im 15 years old, i dont go schooling either bc i have a vers important job sellin papers, im pan also nd my pronouns are he/him

PB&J changed Charles Morris’ name to TaterTot!

TaterTot: … why?

PB&J: bc im silly like that
PB&J: connor gi nxt

Connor Murphy: hi im Connor.
Connor Murphy: im 18 years old and a senior in high school
Connor Murphy: well i was bit then i killed myself!

PB&J: oh!

Connor Murphy: im bi and my pronouns are he/him lso

PB&J changed Connor Murphy’s name to Dead Kid Number Three!

Dead Kid Number Three: shouldve seen that comin

Christine Canigula: HELLO
Christine Canigula : IM CHRISTINE CANIGULA
Christine Canigula: IM 15 YEARS OLD ND A JR IN HIGH SCHOOL
Christine Canigula: IM LSO BI ND MY PRONOUNS ARE SHEE HERR
Christine Canigula: AND MY ONE TRUE LOVE IS PLAY REHEARSAL!!!!!!!

PB&J changed Christine Canigula’s name to Drama Queen!

Horse Lad: Wait, why are you yelling?

Drama Queen: LIFE IS BETTER WHEN UR YELLING!!!

Finchley Sullivan: oki me nxt!
Finchley Sullivan: im Finchley Sullivan but ma stage name is Finch Franconi!! im 15 years old and in 3rd year in secondary school. gotta say tho, irish teenagers are mean. im gay (woo!) and my pronouns are he/him :D

PB&J changed Finchley Sullivan’s name to Flightless Bird!

Flightless Bird: trapeezee

The Rum Tum Tugger: yo
The Rum Tum Tugger: im tugger im some age im cat yrs idnt go 2 school bc im a cat im pan nd evry1 lovs meee nd my pronowns r he/him

Horse Lad: You make my head hurt!

PB&J changed The Rum Tum Tugger’s name to Terrible Bore!

Terrible Bore: noooo

PB&J: THE RUM TUM TUGGER IS A TERRI BLE BOEC!!!!!
PB&J: BORE!!!!

Jaqueline Scott: wsg dudes im jack im 16 n a jr in hi school im lesbuan n mi pronouns r she/her

PB&J changed Jaqueline Scott’s name to The Velvet Fog!

The Velvet Fog: helll yea

Mike Teevee: hi im mike im 11 years old nd im homeschool im pan too nd im genderfluid

PB&J changed Mike Teevee’s name to Stretch!

Stretch: i find that slightly offensive

Adelaide Detroit: Haiii im Adelaide <33
Adelaide Detroit: A lady never reveals her age, i don’t go to school no more, im bisexual, im aldo married to my fiance of 14 years Nathan <3 and my pronouns are she/they

PB&J changed Adelaide Detroit’s name to Doll!

Terrible Bore: waitwaitwait 14 yrs smees a lil long

Doll: more than a lil!

Jack Spriggins: hello im jack! im 9 years old and I go to the village school! id k what i am and my pronouns he/him

PB&J changed Jack Spriggins name to Beanstalk Climber!

Beanstalk Climber: i did do that once :3

PB&J: nd last but not lest… EDDIE COTTEER WERE R YOUUUU??????

Eddie Cotter: in irish class
Eddie Cotter: oh introductions okay
Eddie Cotter: im eddie im 18 im 100% straight nd my pronouns are he/him

PB&J: NOOOOOO
PB&J: LIESSSSS
PB&J: YOU ARE GAYYYYYY
PB&J: GAY GAY HOMOSEXUAL GAY!!!!!!

Eddie Cotter: NOOOO
Eddie Cotter: LIESSSSS
Eddie Cotter: I AM STRAIGHT
Eddie Cotter: STRAIGHT STRAIGHT HETEROSEXUAL STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!

PB&J changed Eddie Cotter’s name to Gay🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈!

Gay🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈: hey i have a gf u know

PB&J: eddie
PB&J: your girlfriend has a girlfriend
PB&J: she is a lesbian
PB&J: nd you are gay

Gay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈: lies
Gay🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈: blasphemy
Gay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈: falsehoods

Flightless Bird: eddie
Flightless Bird: as a gay irish lad, i think you seem quite unstraight

Gay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈: but im very straight!

PB&J: eddie ur not straight, ur jst confuzzled

Emo 🖤: we should send him to backwards conversion therapy

Gay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈: NOOO

PB&J: EDDIR THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD

TaterTot: wait this is actually so funny

Horse Lad: Ikr??

PB&J: I don’t regret this one bit :D

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Stretch: i hit my dad in the face with a tortila

Horse Lad: Oh that’s nice.
Horse Lad: I’m just doing homework.

PB&J: oho what homework???

Horse Lad: I have to answer some questions about a poem!

PB&J: oho what poem??

Horse Lad: ‘Fire and Ice’ by Robert Frost.

PB&J: I FUCJING LOVE THAT POEM

Horse Lad: I think I prefer ‘Nothing Gold Can Stay’.

PB&J: hiw dare you

Horse Lad: Well, it’s just not all that good a poem.

PB&J: u only ilike nothind gold can stay because it remings you of your dead bst friend

Skittles: oh!

Horse Lad: Well, that’s low.

PB&J: meanwhile i like fire nd ice bc its acc a really goog poem

Flightless Bird: orrr bc it was in ghostbusters?

Horse Lad: EXACTLY!!!

PB&J: hey
PB&J: no
PB&J: its on the front of my english texrbook

Flightless Bird: oh i used to use that book
Flightless Bird: but now i do higher level
Flightless Bird: suck it ordinary level person!

PB&J: hey im onlt in second year
PB&J: bitch

Emo 🖤: and here we have the first correctly spelled swear word of this group chat

PB&J: *curtseys*

Horse Lad: Okay, but can we circle back to the fact that they just insulted my dead best friend AND ‘Nothing Gold Can Stay’???

PB&J: ill admit what i said abt johnny was low but i am NOT backing down on fire nd ice

Horse Lad: I will actually fight you on this, PeeBee.

PB&J: alright
PB&J: square up bitch
PB&J: meete me at nine o clock behind the jackrabbit
PB&J: nd i will kick your ass
PB&J: on the grounds of poetry

Horse Lad: Fine. Where’s the Jackrabbit?

PB&J: oh sorry that was a cultured reference
PB&J: the jackrabbit is a rollercoster in kennywood
PB&J: its a pittsburgh thing you wouldn’t get it

Horse Lad: I thought you were Irish?

PB&J: that too

Horse Lad: How about we meet at the lot?

PB&J: deal

Gay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈: are you two seriously fighting over a stupid poem??

PB&J: HEY ITS NOT STUPID

Horse Lad: IT’S NOT STUPID

The Leveret: i have a question that will settle this
The Leveret: do either of you know any other poem by robert frost?

PB&J: um

Horse Lad: Well…

PB&J: notttt exactly

Horse Lad: No.

The Leveret: there

PB&J: im more of a ts eliot person actually

Terrible Bore: ooohh which pome’s ur fav??

PB&J: of the awe full battle of the peakes and the pollicles with some account of the participation of the pugs and the poms and the intervention of the great rumpuscat

Terrible Bore: i hate u foreverrr <3

PB&J: the feelings mutual <3
PB&J: poni what poems do you like?

Horse Lad: I’m actually not really much of a poetry person.
Horse Lad: I just really like to read!

PB&J: real

Tater Tot: are u guys made up now?

PB&J: poni?

Horse Lad: PeeBee?

PB&J: i think so, yes

Horse Lad: Yeah, I think we are!

Tater Tot: good

Stretch: more than good! I was watching tv!

MAGICATH!!!: I thought you gave that up after the factory!

Stretch: well I didnt
Stretch: but i don’t watch it obsessively every single day
Stretch: im a normal person now!

The Velvet Fog: a normal person at twn feet tall

Stretch: shut your shit
Stretch: the sopranos is on

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PB&J: so

PB&J: it has come to my attention that some of you guys have ideas for future chapters

PB&J: AND I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR ALL OF EM SO PLEASE PUT THEM HERE!!!!

PB&J: i am also working on creating an email for specifically ao3 related things

PB&J: BUTTT i would really prefer it if you made your requests here

PB&J: so pls do that

PB&J: anyhoos while i have ye

PB&J: here r some rules for requests!!!

PB&J: NO POLITICAL COMMENTARY!!! Idc who you support or what your views or values are, I am doing none of it.

PB&J: on the chatfic note, id prefer to keep it as that with no ‘normal’ chapter

PB&J: and i have a set idea for when the gang actually meets face to face so itd kinda be useless to request that

PB&J: you can also ask for more fandoms and characters!!

PB&J: i will let you know if im not in said fandom tho

PB&J: nd lastly id like to apologise in advance bcos school has started up again and so has all my extracurriculars so I won’t be able to post nd respond to comments as much

PB&J: ty for reading and nd for your support!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🩷

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Flightless Bird: does any1 else get the feelin that nico nd peebee r plotting smth?

PB&J: oh tgats prob cuz we are
PB&J: 4got to invire u to ploy w us
PB&J: u wanna?

Flightless Bird: ykw sure

MAGICATH!!!: Why does Finnch get invited and I don’t?
MAGICATH!!!: *Finch

Emo 🖤: because youre not gay
Emo 🖤: and you cant really convert people to the gay unless you are gay

MAGICATH!!!: But I converted Baz and Simon??
MAGICATH!!!: And half the readers of Carry On??

PB&J: exxelent argument
PB&J: approved!

Machine Gunn: why do we need gay people?
Machine Gunn: and should i call dagbert?

Emo 🖤: we need gay people because were converting eddie

Gay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈: WAIT

PB&J: call dagbert if u want

Gay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈: NO

PB&J: or wait

PB&J has added one user to The Most Amazing Group Chat!

Dagbert Endless: hi?

Machine Gunn: hi dagbert
Machine Gunn: its fido
Machine Gunn: we need help converting eddie cotter to gay

Dagbert Endless: k cool

Gay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈: NOT COOL
Gay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈: NOT COOOOLLLLL

Dagbert Endless: so you must be eddie
Dagbert Endless: lets begin

Gay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈: this guy is scarin me

PB&J: yea thats tgr point
PB&J: anyway
PB&J: dors any1 know hoee cinversion therapy acc works?

TaterTot: Conversion therapy is the pseudoscientific practice of attempting to change an individual's sexual orientation, romantic orientation, gender identity, or gender expression to align with heterosexual and cisgender norms.[1] Methods that have been used to this end include forms of brain surgery, surgical or chemical (hormonal) castration, aversion therapy treatments such as electric shocks, nausea-inducing drugs, hypnosis, counseling, spiritual interventions, visualization, psychoanalysis, and arousal reconditioning.
TaterTot: and yes, i did copy and paste that from wickipedia

PB&J: FIDO
PB&J: DAGBERT
PB&J: CALL TANCRED

Machine Gunn: eh
Machine Gunn: why?

PB&J: SO HE CAN DI THE ZAP ZAP ⚡️ ⚡️⚡️

Gay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈: NO PLS DONT ZAP ZAP ME

Flightless Bird: yea peebee tgats kinda mean

PB&J: okay
PB&J: srry eddie

Skittles: wait
Skittles: you isnt Eddie already gay?
Skittles: an just not admitting it to us?

Emo 🖤: and himself which is why he must be converted

Skittles: ah

PeeBee: after reading all of the wickipedia
PeeBee: i have deduced that real conversion therspy is too mean
PeeBee: nd disnt have a good success rate
PeeBee: nd brain surgery is kinda expensive
PeeBee: so lets jst all go round nd say hoe gay we think eddie is
PeeBee: ill go first:
PeeBee: EDDIE COTTER IS GAYER THAN SPRACE

TaterTot: I ALSO AGREE THAT EDDIE IS GAYER THAN WHATEVER THE FUCK SPOT N RACE HAVE GOING ON

PB&J: #letcrutchiesayfuck2k25

Emo 🖤: EDDIE IS GAYER THAN ME

Dagbert Endless: WHAT @Emo 🖤 SAID

Machine Gunn: EDDIE IS GAYER THAN DAGBERT

Flightless Bird: edfie
Flightless Bird: im putting this gently
Flightless Bird: but being both gay and irish
Flightless Bird: i think in just like you!

Gay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈: ALRIGHT FINE
Gay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈: ILL ADMIT IT
Gay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈: IM GAY

PB&J: WOOOOOOO

Gay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈: GAY FOR BOOBS

Emo 🖤: no
Emo 🖤: gay for penis

Gay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈: NOOOOOOO

PB&J: EDDIR YOU KISSED THAT RANDOM AT THE BAR
PB&J: AND TRIED TO KISS YOUR MATH TEACHER
PB&J: IF THATS NOT GAY IDK WHAT IS

Gay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈: hey i also kissed my girlfriend
Gay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈: nd a girl from shcool

PB&J: amber doesnt count

Flightless Bird: is amber the lesbian gf?

PB&J: yea
PB&J: hol up

PB&J has added one user to the chat!
PB&J has changed one name to Amber the Lesbian Girlfriend!

PB&J: hey amber is eddie gay

Amber the Lesbian Girlfriend: yea

PB&J: SO THERE

Gay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈: AMBER I AM HURT

Dagbert Endless: haha his own gf thinks hes gay

Amber The Lesbian Girlfriend: thats nothing our whole school thinks he turned me lesbian bc hes bad at sex

Dagbert Endless: HAHAHAHAGAGAFSFB

Gay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈: THEY DIDNT NEED TO KNOW THAT
Gay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈: babe.

Amber the Lesbian Girlfriend: eddie
Amber the Lesbian Girlfriend: our relationship was fake
Amber the Lesbian Girlfriend: i have a gf
Amber the Lesbian Girlfriend: her name is sarah shes a peach
Amber the Lesbian Girlfriend: and we fake broke up last month
Amber the Lesbian Girlfriend: AND YOU NEVER FINGERED ME SO STOP GETTING JACK TO TELL PEOPLE THAT???

The Velvet Fog: you summoned me?

Beanstalk Climber: hi?

PB&J: different jack guys.

The Velvet Fog: oh

PB&J: anyway
PB&J: i need my forty mins of sleep to funxtion
PB&J: so well continue our sessiom nxt werk?

Emo 🖤: cool

Gay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈: NO NOT COOL

PB&J: amber dag your work here is done

Dagbert Endless: cool

Amber the Lesbian Girlfriend: cya

PB&J has removed two users!

PB&J: night

Emo 🖤: night

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PB&J: so

PB&J: for some reason I can’t set up a new email

PB&J: so I gained instagram!!!

PB&J: you can find me under the same name as here (PenutButterAndJellicle)

PB&J: but my account is set to private so please tell me here if you try to contact me

PB&J: also on this account I’ll be posting art and other stuff to do with the story

PB&J: though I’m still setting everything up at the moment and there’s not a lot of content

PB&J: that’ll be all <3

PB&J: thanks for reading

PB&J: and the next chapter will be posted in a few minutes!!

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Shooting Star: haiii

PB&J: haiii

Shooting Star: i need a lil bit of help

Horse Lad: With what?

PB&J: wow poni its like three in the mornin

Horse Lad: LIKE YOU CAN TALK.

Shooting Star: anywai back to meee
Shooting Star: im going to a DISCOOOO

PB&J: aw YAYYY
PB&J: is this ur first one?

Shooting Star: yea

PB&J: oh wait shit
PB&J: MABEL THIS WILL NOT BE SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS
PB&J: IMEAN ITLL BA FUN N SHIT BUT IT WILL NOT BE SUNSHINY RAINBOWS ND FAIRY PRINCESSES ND PRINCE CHARMINGSSSSS

Shooting Star: i mean i wasnt specting it to be
Shooting Star: but the boys wont be nice??

PB&J: well
PB&J: the probibly gay wuns will be
PB&J: the others will jst tell u how big their cucumber is!

Flightless Bird: OH
Flightless Bird: that probably xplains why i never told ny girl how big my cucumber is

PB&J: yea
PB&J: jst give them the 🖕nd theyll leave u alone

Shooting Star: oh
Shooting Star: well that doesnt sound very nice

PB&J: BUT IT RLLY ISSSS
PB&J: well so long as ur friends r with u

The Leveret: i must say
The Leveret: that sounds awfully terrifying

PB&J: BUTT I HAVENT EVEN GOTTER TO THE BEST PARTTTTG

Stretch: oh im very looking forward to this
Stretch: whats the best part?

PB&J: doin dumb shit w ur friens

Stretch: oh
Stretch: that was kinda a letsown
Stretch: I was thinking murder r something

PB&J: welk thus 1 time these 2 girls got into a fidht bc 1 of em got w the others bf

Stretch: HELLLL YEA

PB&J: likeee blame the bf it was hus falt for kissing her

Horse Lad: Wait.
Horse Lad: I’m gonna regret this, but what does ‘got w’ mean?

PB&J: ‘get with’ means to ferocioysly make out w some1 for a min of 10 secs and boy squeezes girls ass cheeks

Shooting Star: im not so sure im looking forward to this nymore

PB&J: OH NOO MABEL ITLL BE FINE I SWEAR I HAVE THE BEST TIME AT THESE

Flightless Bird: BIRDIE DOES TOO DW MABEL ITLL BE FINE

Shooting Star: what abt you finch

Flightless Bird: not my cuppa tea

Shooting Star: BUT WHAT IF ITS MOT MY CUPPA TEA EITHER

PB&J: mable
PB&J: u need to at least try
PB&J: ull be fine i promise

Shooting Star: pinky promise?

PB&J: pinky promise 🤙

Shooting Star: i dont think thats a pinky promise emoji

PB&J: CUZ THERE IS NONE
PB&J: LIKE THERES NO STICK

The Leveret: theres no stick emoji?

PB&J: NO

The Leveret: well there goes kingsleys whole marketing idea down the drain

PB&J: dont wirry
PB&J: iwill help a bbg out
PB&J: i think i have 1 copy pasted from a capcut vid

The Leveret: oh PLEASE

PB&J: oop scratch that
PB&J: i dont
PB&J: i do have these cool harry potter ones tho
PB&J: ⚯ ͛ ❾¾

The Leveret: oh
The Leveret: well hey theres a log
The Leveret: i think i might possibly get them to rebrand

Machine Gunn: ooh harry potter
Machine Gunn: stealy stealy

Shooting Star: haha i read that in a toby determined voice

PB&J: MEEE TOOO

Machine Gunn: toby who?

PB&J: nvr u mind
PB&J: MABELLLL FEELIN NY BETTER

Shooting Star: yea
Shooting Star: i jst saw dippers fit
Shooting Star: had to fix that fashion disaster
Shooting Star: [image of Dipper Pines looking like a 1960s greaser boy] before
Shooting Star: [image of Dipper Pines looking like the kind of guy who frequents a disco, tight black pants and all] after

Horse Lad: Hey, what’s wrong with the before?

PB&J: he looks like a 60s greaser
PB&J: thats only cool to u bc you are a 60s greaser
PB&J: nd to me bc i aspire to be a 60s greaser

Shooting Star: AAAHHH my friends r here im going!!!

PB&J: BAIIIIIIIIII
PB&J: DINT LET THEM EAT UR FACE OFFF

Shooting Star: WHATTTT

Dead Kid Number Three: i think thats pretty good advice in general

PB&J: BAIII MABEL HAVE FUNN ❤️❤️❤️

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PB&J: hea poni
PB&J: whats greasier
PB&J: timmy shepards hair r my fingies
PB&J: [image of PeeBee’s really greasy fingers]

Horse Lad: Tim’s hair.
Horse Lad: But what did you do?

PB&J: i ate two tasty tasty pizza bagelz
PB&J: theres orange grease all over ma screem

Horse Lad: That always happens when Two Bit steals my phone to watch Micky Mouse.

PB&J: when my lil brother steals my phone to play paper io
PB&J: I CAN NEVER GET HID FINGERPRINTS OFFFGG

Gay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈: heyyy
Gay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈: amber (my gf) forced me to watch twilight
Gay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈: so whos team edward nd whos team jacob?

Dead Kid Number Three has left the chat!

Gay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈: whatd i say?

PB&J: HAHAHAHSHSGAGSGYVBDHGA I FUCKIN BET HES TEAN EDWARD

PB&J has added one user to the group chat!

Connor Murphy: I refuse to partake in this conversation

Shooting Star: oki then
Shooting Star: conni
Shooting Star: conrad or jeremiah

Connor Murphy: stfu

PB&J: team i hate both of them equilly
PB&J: nd id rather shoot myslef in the head with a nail gun, repetedly tjan talk about tsitp

Shooting Star: awwwwweee u made a reference <3

PB&J: stfu
PB&J: s jst that comma has me on the floir evry time

Emo 🖤: ahh yes
Emo 🖤: a comma
Emo 🖤: peak humour
Emo 🖤: but both edvard nd jacob are kinda fugly

PB&J: i completely ageree

Shooting Star: oki
Shooting Star: but hear me owt
Shooting Star: edward is sparkly

PB&J: THATS TRUE
PB&J: oh wait real quick

PB&J has changed Connor Murphy’s name to Team Edward!

Team Edward: i hate you and everyone here

Drama Queen: IM TEAM JACOBBBBB

Shooting Star: i jst asked dipper
Shooting Star: he said team edward
Shooting Star: then wendi said jacon nd he changed his mind

PB&J: but what abt u?

Shooting Star: i liek vampires

PB&J: im team jacob bc werewolfs r cooler
PB&J: nd also cuz edward nd i have beef

Horse Lad: I’m not even gonna ask.

PB&J: THE YEAR WAS 2023

Horse Lad: PeeBee, it’s eleven o’ clock, no crazy stories please.

PB&J: spoilsport :’(
PB&J: BUT WAIT SPEAKUN OF SPIOLERS PLS DONT SPOIL TWIGHLIGHT FOR ME BC I ONLY RED THE FIRST TWO BOOKS

Stretch: only the firz 2???

PB&J: yea

Stretch: why?

PB&J: the beef goy too strong

TaterTot: im so fuckin confused

PB&J: #letcrutchiesayfuck2k25

TaterTot: who is edward???
TaterTot: who is jacob???
TaterTot: who is conrad???
TaterTot: who is jeremiah???
TaterTot: AND WHAT IS A NAIL GUN AND WHI ARE U PLANNING ON KILLING URSELF WITH IR???

PB&J: haha crutchies an old man

TaterTot: SHUT
TaterTot: YOUR FACE

PB&J: all of you are old white men
PB&J: shoot
PB&J: what did i do

The Leveret: im not a man
The Leveret: also, what?

PB&J: PHILIP IS THE 1700s
PB&J: CRUTCH IS THE LATE 1800s
PB&J: NICO IS THE 20s
PB&J: TUGGER IS THE 40s
PB&J: RIFF IS THE 50s
PB&J: MIKE PONI AND M&M ARE THE 60s
PB&J: SPRIGGINS IS MEDEVAL ERA
PB&J: EDDIE IS THE 90s
PB&J: AND FIDO IS THE EARLY 2000s
PB&J: MOST OF YE ARE OLD WHITE MEN

Dead Kid Number Two: wait so what year is it over there?

PB&J: 2025

Stretch: holy BALLS

Emo 🖤: technically im both 20s and 2000s

PB&J: UR STILL AN OLD WHITE DUDE
PB&J: WHERE IS THE DIVERSITY

Horse Lad: Well, the majority of us are gay.

PB&J: OH PHEW
PB&J: DIVERSITY

Horse Lad: Still, the majority of us are American.

PB&J: DAMMIT

Terrible Bore: ey, i m no white male
Terrible Bore: im straweberry blong

Machine Gunn: HAHA
Machine Gunn: YOU JST SAID YOU WERE STRAWBERRY BLONDE
Machine Gunn: YKW THAT MEANS GUYS

Terrible Bore: noe??

Flightless Bird: TIME TO GINGERSHAME TUGGER

Terrible Bore: NOOOOOOOOOJOOJGJKPGKKGDUGVGGGGCCGB HI KU S F T G T DC V BY Y&) b z vhf hudDHJ J HCYHV

PB&J: HUZZAH

TaterTot: a
TaterTot: what

Flightless Bird: finally im not on the receiving end of a gingershaming!

PB&J: haha finch is ginger

Flightless Bird: ok fuck you too

PB&J: oh!
PB&J: and!
PB&J: HAHA PONI IS GINGER TOOO

Horse Lad: ITS AUBURN OKAY

PB&J: gasp
PB&J: te grammar
PB&J: the grammar
PB&J: its slipping

Horse Lad: Fuck
Horse Lad: Darrys gon kill me!

PB&J: i thot u 2 hugged it out

Horse Lad: Peace is fragile in the Curtis household…
Horse Lad: No I’m joking!
Horse Lad: I just put too much pressure on myself with school and all.

PB&J: mood
PB&J: heyyy
PB&J: do u have frosted tips?

Horse Lad: WHERE DID THAT COME FROM

PB&J: my ass
PB&J: no its jst i figgred since u bleached ur hair the tips would still be frosted bc bleach dont wash out

Flightless Bird: HEY
Flightless Bird: are we gingershaming or what?

PB&J: nahh
PB&J: nows the time to make sure poni is ok

Horse Lad: Just stressed.
Horse Lad: And according to the health app, severely depressed!

PB&J: SAMEEEEE
PB&J: OMG WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON

Skittles: how did we even get here?

Gay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈: twighlight, man, twighlight

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Horse Lad: NO
Horse Lad: PEEBEE
Horse Lad: NO
Horse Lad: DONT DO IT

The Leveret: whats happening?

PB&J: HEHEHEBEGEHEGRHEHE
PB&J: [image of Ponyboy Curtis from their English workbook (Fire and Ice 2) leaning on a wall by the movie house and looking really goofy]
PB&J: poni!

Horse Lad: I SAID NO

Skittles: HAHAHAVSFAGSGSGHAG
Skittles: why ru so muscular?

Horse Lad: Hey! I’m always that muscular!

Skittles: yeah right

Horse Lad: I AM!

PB&J: honestly guyz
PB&J: how could cherry reject this?

Horse Lad: Cherry didn’t reject this.
Horse Lad: This rejected Cherry.

PB&J: yea u keep tellin urself that

The Leveret: ha

Horse Lad: Awww, not you too!

The Leveret: ha

PB&J: nyway i have anotha one
PB&J: [image of Sodapop Curtis from their English textbook leaning on some car and looking just as goofy as Ponyboy]
PB&J: the greezer lean

Horse Lad: NO
Horse Lad: GOD
Horse Lad: NO

Emo 🖤: I rlly hope there’s a reason i have been woken up this early

The Velvet Fog: s litearlly midday

Emo 🖤: oh
Emo 🖤: well!

PB&J: o yea

PB&J has added 5 new users to the group chat!
PB&J has changed the group name to Friendly Friends!

Alex Fierro: u hav got to b kidding me

Emo 🖤: oh hi Alex

Alex Fierro: NICO
Alex Fierro: peak name choice

PB&J: aww ty <3
PB&J: nyway nyu users introduce urselfs

Alex Fierro: cool
Alex Fierro: m alex m 16 yrs old but i died so yea no school fo me im pan nd genderfluid

Stretch: oh same

Alex Fierro: hi five

Stretch: hi five returned

PB&J has changed Alex Fierro’s name to Murderous Potter!

Murderous Potter: u flatter me

PB&J: <3
PB&J: kk who next?

Pseudonymous Bosch: I’ll go.
Pseudonymous Bosch: My name is secret, age is secret, schooling is secret, sexuality is secret and my pronouns are secret.

The Leveret: oh

PB&J: lemmie just
PB&J: his name is max earnest, he should be in his 20s rn if hes being pseudonymous, hes bi nd his pronouns r he him!

Pseudonymous Bosch: WHAT
Pseudonymous Bosch: NO
Pseudonymous Bosch: HUH
Pseudonymous Bosch: DO YOU WORK FOR THE MIDNIGHT SUN

PB&J: nah dw
PB&J: jst a professional stalker

PB&J has changed Pseudonymous Bosch’s name to Chocolate Addict!

PB&J: nd while were at it

PB&J has changed Horse Lad’s name to Aspirin Addict!

Aspirin Addict: Oh, not again!
Aspirin Addict: I’m literally called this on like seven group chats.

PB&J: u took 5 aspirin then u passed out
PB&J: u have a reputation

Aspirin Addict: SHUT IT

Wilburt William Wonka: greetings and salutations
Wilburt William Wonka: i heard chocolate?

Stretch: NOOOOO
Stretch: PB YOU FUCK HOW COULD YOU
Stretch: GET HIM OUT RIGHT NOW

PB&J: SORRI I FOERGOT
PB&J: BUT THIS IS YUNG WONKA
PB&J: BEFORE HE WENT NUTS ND CLOSED DOWN THE FACTORY AND ONLY HIRED OOMPA LOOMPAS AND THEN OPENED IT AGAIN ND ALMOST MURDERED SEVERAL CHILDREN INCLUDING U IN HIS CRAZE SERCH FOR A HEIR

Wilburt William Wonka: i did what
Wilburt William Wonka: im sorry
Wilburt William Wonka: can i give chocolate as a peace offring?

Stretch: I FUCKING HATE CHOCOLATE

Wilburt William Wonka: HOW CAN ANYONE HATE CHOCOLATE

PB&J: willy
PB&J: introduce

Wilburt William Wonka: so im willy
Wilburt William Wonka: im 22
Wilburt William Wonka: i was schooled in the art of chocolate by mi momma
Wilburt William Wonka: im very very gay
Wilburt William Wonka: an mi pronouns r choco/late!

Stretch: i refuse to believe those r ur pronouns.

PB&J: mike dont be mean

Wilburt William Wonka: well hes right im he him

Stretch: AND HES WRONG BC I FEEL LIKE A GIRL TODAY

Murderous Potter: OMGS SAME
Murderous Potter: TWIN
Murderous Potter: WHETE HAVE U BEEN

PB&J has changed Wilburt William Wonka’s name to SillyWilly!

SillyWilly: awwe

PB&J: hey
PB&J: wheres xar?

Xar: rgiht here
Xar: heyyy ladies
Xar: (finger guns)

PB&J: XARRRR
PB&J: I MISSED YOU SO MUCH
PB&J: I HAVENY SEEN U SINCR MY WIZARDS OF ONCE PHASE WHEN I WAS IN FOURTH GRADE

Xar: always nice to meet a fan
Xar: (sultry wink)

Skittles: don’t sultry wink a 4th grader

Xar: im literally just so sexy guys
Xar: the names xar the magnificent, boy of destiny, im 12, i learned magic but all my teachers hate meee (cant see why), im a ladies man and my pronouns t he him

Skittles: i jave a feeling i wont like this guy

PB&J has changed Xar’s name to M&Enemy

Skittles: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH

PB&J: any ol’ whooooom
PB&J: very excited for this one
PB&J: oh LEOOOOOOO

Leopold Monk: Yo

Aspirin Addict: Haha what kind of a name is Leopold?

Leopold Monk: What kind of a name is PONYBOY you FUCK

PB&J: leo be niceeee

Leopold Monk: Sorry
Leopold Monk: I’m just driving!

PB&J: LEI NO
PB&J: ULL KILL URSELF
PB&J: PULL THE KRUP OVER

Dead Kid Number Two: heyyy

PB&J: heyyy

Doll: THATS WHEN I BEGAN TO PRAY LORRRDDD SHOW ME HOW TO SAY NO TO THIS HOWWW CANI SAY NO TO THISSSS

Dead Kid Number One: Huh?
Dead Kid Number One: Wait
Dead Kid Number One: Dad?

PB&J: ADELAIDE NO YOU BROKE PHILIP

Leopold Monk: I pulled over

PB&J: good
PB&J: wasnt planning on killin u till later

Leopold Monk: WHAT

PB&J: I AM JO KING
PB&J: DW IM NOT GONNA KILL YOU
PB&J: IM GONNR KILL JERE THO

Leopold Monk: WHATTTTT
Leopold Monk: JERE IS FUCKING SUNSHINE HOW COULD YOU

PB&J: YK HE SOLD U OUT TO MACAFFORTY THAT ONE TIME

Leopold Monk: HE DID WHAT

PB&J: HE DID IT TO GET MARY A BIRTHDAY PRESENT OK

Leopold Monk: fuck

PB&J: all that aside
PB&J: would you pls introduce urself my good sir

Leopold Monk: Okay
Leopold Monk: I’m Leo, I’m 18, I’m a senior but I don’t really go to school, I have no idea what I am I have a boyfriend but I only asked him out cuz I thought he was a girl but then he came out as trans and I still love him exactly the same so im slightly confused and my pronouns are he him

PB&J: leo is my baby
PB&J: and by that i mean i created him nd the entire world he lives in with my badass writing powers

MAGICATH!!!: 👍

PB&J: thank you!

Leopold Monk: You shit I’m literally having an identity crisis right now what did you do to me

PB&J: gave you life

The Leveret: ha

PB&J has changed Leopold Monk’s name to Leo!

Aspirin Addict: Why does he get a normal name and I don’t???

PB&J: poni u dont have a normal name on your birth certificate
PB&J: and leo is msy child and gets special privileges

Aspirin Addict: (cough cough) Nepotism (cough cough)

Leo: HEY

PB&J: dont say that
PB&J: or ill add the rest of my kiddos nd we will make ur life hell

Leo: Oh like the gang!

PB&J: no i mean like
PB&J: issy kerry
PB&J: viola peterson
PB&J: vey keen
PB&J: joey jeepers
PB&J: those guys

Aspirin Addict: Why’s Vey Keen sound so familiar?

PB&J: NOOO HES NOT AN OUTDIDERS OC ANYMORE UR NOT SPOSED TO RECOGYSE HIM

Aspirin Addict: Ohhh, the Keen siblings!
Aspirin Addict: I know them!

PB&J: NOOOOO
PB&J: NO YOU DONT

TaterTot: why is the name stars fey suddenly coming to mind

PB&J: CRUTCHIE NO
PB&J: SHES 92SIES OC U DONT KNOW HER UNLESS U SPELL UR NAME C R U T C H Y

TaterTot: whoops

Stretch: thats a stupid way to spell it

SillyWilly: hi

Stretch: STOP HOUNDING ME

PB&J: someone pls tell pony and crutch to stop bullying me

Skittles: you bully us all mercilessly
Skittles: so absolutely not

The Leveret: pb stop bullying people
The Leveret: people stop bullying pb
The Leveret: willy stop hounding mike
The Leveret: mike stop yelling at willy
The Leveret: problem solved

Aspirin Addict: Yes Cole, sorry Cole.

TaterTot: thank you, cole

PB&J: thank you cole

SillyWilly: sorry mike

Stretch: im not gonna apologise

The Leveret: insert disappointed face

Stretch: sorry wonka

PB&J: cole why do you fix everything?

The Leveret: i dont know
The Leveret: guess im just really cool

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PB&J: heiii cath
PB&J: what do u do when sum1 says ur fic sucks ass?

MAGICATH!!!: Aww, someone said that to you??

PB&J: well
PB&J: no
PB&J: but im pretty sure tats what thea ment

MAGICATH!!!: I’m so sorry!!

PB&J: dint be!
PB&J: its acc really funny!
PB&J: im genuinlry laughing
PB&J: i swear

The Leveret: are you okay?
The Leveret: mentally?

PB&J: probably not
PB&J: BUT THEY REALLY ARE SO FUNNI
PB&J: like im cackling
PB&J: my parents look concerned
PB&J: but 1 said
PB&J: “find another outlet that involves earning a salary”
PB&J: AND ACCORDING TO CHILD LABOUR LAWS I CANT FUCHIN DO THAT TLL NXT SUMMER
PB&J: oh hol up
PB&J: some kind an wondergul person said these two wrer probs bots n i should ignore them
PB&J: ty its_only_tea

Flightless Bird: ooh name dropping

PB&J: I MENT IT IN A GOOD WAY PK
PB&J: ty <3
PB&J: n sorrue fier not posting till now
PB&J: ivd been busy w my cousins wedding and whumptober 2k25
PB&J: I HAVE NOT AN WILL NEVER BE SCARED OFF BY HILARIOUS WEENIES TRYING YO BE MEAN
PB&J: SO FUCK THOSE HUYS

MAGICATH!!!: I’d actually cry if I got hate.
MAGICATH!!!: You’re taking this really well.

PB&J: its a gift
PB&J: *hair toss*
PB&J: I jst wanna say 1 thing tho
PB&J: WHERE IS THERE A CHATFIC MAKING AI I WANNA SEE THATTTT
PB&J: ALL I KNOW IS PERCJHANCE WHICH I USE PURLEU FOR LEISURE PERPOSISE LIKE WHEN I CANT FIND A FIC I WANNA READ AN IM YOO LAZT YO WRIST IT MYSELF

Dead Kid Number One: What’s an ai?

TaterTot: I was JUST about to ask thT

Skittles: s the stuff in computers fight?

Dead Kid Number One: …
Dead Kid Number One: what’s a computer?

PB&J: gang
PB&J: ykw that reminds me of?

Shooting Star: IK IK IK IK

PB&J: A BBY PENGUIN
PB&J: CAUGHT IN AN ICEBERG

Shooting Star: WHATS A PENGUIN???
Shooting Star: WHATS AN ICEBERG???

PB&J: A BBY PENGUIN
PB&J: CUTTIN AN ICEBERG

Shooting Star: WHATS A PENGUIN???
Shooting Star: WHATS AN ICEBERG???

PB&J: A BBY PENGUIN
PB&J: IN A TORNADO

Shooting Star: WHATS A PENGUIN???
Shooting Star: WHATS A TORNADO???

Dead Kid Number One: Seriously.
Dead Kid Number One : What’s a penguin?

PB&J: oh sorry
PB&J: A BBY GREAT AUK
PB&J: CAUGHT IN AN ICEBERG

Shooting Star: im not doing that again

PB&J: ;(

Shooting Star: WINKY FROWN??? — Dipper Dippingsauce Pines

Aspirin Addict: Hiii

PB&J: PONII
PB&J: I MADE AN EDIT OF USSS
PB&J: AND ALSO

Aspirin Addict: Are you becoming one of my stalker fangirls?

PB&J: I ALREADY WAS ONE
PB&J: BUT WHt???

Aspirin Addict: Those little girls from the church are hunting me down because I’m the only hood turned hero who survived!

PB&J: [TWO-BIT]
Well, I woke up this morning
Hungover from the night before
I picked up the paper
And my jaw done hit the floor
There were kids trapped in a fire
And a couple of heroes came to their aid
I had to look twice at the picture when I saw that
It was Ponyboy and Johnny Cade
I thought them boys were as good as dead
But as it turns out the headline read
Hoods turned heroes
These Greasers are the talk of the town
They ran straight into the fire
While that old church was burning down
Just some low-down dirty Greasers
Accused of murder in the first degree
Imagine this: they save some kids
That's how they got to be
Yeah, that’s how they got to be the front page story
Yeah
Hoods turned heroes [SODAPOP]
When a Greaser's in the paper
You can bet a dollar that it ain't no good [SODAPOP & GREASERS]
Someone got robbed
Someone got mugged
Someone had a run-in with a Greaser hood
But now the tide is changing
I can see you people turning one by one
Are we headed for the age of the Greasers?
The reconciliation's already begun
Hoods turned heroes [TWO-BIT]
They caught us all by surprise
When they rose to the occasion, put it on the line
And saved all of them children's lives [ENSEMBLE]
Hoods turned heroes [SODAPOP]
Is Tulsa gonna finally see?
Got some heroes in the makin' [SODAPOP & TWO-BIT]
And the Greaser reputation [SODAPOP, TWO-BIT, & ENSEMBLE]
Ain't the burden that it used to be
Look at us now
We're getting our due
It's feeling even sweeter after what we've been through
Hoods turned heroes
This town will never be the same
It's time to celebrate the Greasers
Take pride in the Greaser name
Owe it all to Pony & Johnny
They've still got a ways to go
But y’all stay tuned
They’ll get well soon
There's gonna be more to this Greaser story
Hoods turned heroes

PB&J: don’t copy m past from genius guys my phone is now fucked up

Aspirin Addict: HUH

PB&J: i wanted to tell ya since wednsdsy
PB&J: i went n saw the OUTSIDERS MUSICAL

Aspirin Addict: WHAT IS THE OUTSIDERS MUSICAL
Aspirin Addict: HUH

PB&J: oh
PB&J: yk that combosition u wroye for englins class abt tha week johnnycakess dird

Aspirin Addict: What?

PB&J: IM IN TGE CAR OK

Leo: Hey

PB&J: I’M NOT DRIVING IM TO YUNG FIR THST SHIT

Aspirin: Translated with the help of Soda!
Aspirin Addict: Yeah I remember that!

PB&J: well it got published
PB&J: nd then in became sn 80s movie
PB&J: 90s tv show
PB&J: nd now an musival

Aspirin Addict: NO WAY

MAGICATH!!!: It’s required reading literally everywhere.

Aspirin Addict: UR JOKING
Aspirin Addict: SERIOUSLY???

PB&J: s lijr ma faborite book ever
PB&J: OH N TUFF BECAHYR A BRAINROT TERM SO UR DOIN SMTHIN RIGHT

Aspirin Addict: What’s brainrot?

PB&J: TRUST ME YOU DO NOT WANNS KNOW.

The Leveret: please no one tell him
The Leveret: im sick of brainrot

PB&J: coley
PB&J: coleslaw
PB&J: s a common headcannon that kingsley watches skibidi toilet
PB&J: IS THIS TRUE

The Leveret: yes
The Leveret: and so does clém

PB&J: NO
PB&J: NOT CLEM
PB&J: WHY

Stretch: skibidi toilet
Stretch: sounds freeky

PB&J: skibidi toilet gives me the heebie jeebies

The Leveret: CAN WE STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS
The Leveret: PLEASE

PB&J: yea we should
PB&J: im getting flashbacks

Aspirin Addict: Yeah
Aspirin Addict: I wanna know who played me!!

PB&J: WELL
PB&J: movie u is c.thomas howell
PB&J: show u is jr ferguson
PB&J: musical u was originated by brody grant
PB&J: but while the role was typically playd by trevor wayne
PB&J: iiii saw eli talley
PB&J: so thats cool!

Aspirin Addict: Who in the book?

PB&J: poni
PB&J: think abt what u just typed

Aspirin Addict: OH
Aspirin Addict: Right.
Aspirin Addict: Did you just say ‘heebie jeebies’?

PB&J: yes
PB&J: AN I GOT AUTOGRAPHSSSS

Aspirin Addict: DID I GIVE U AUTOGRAPHS???

PB&J: naw
PB&J: since they had a double show onli darry n charry came out
PB&J: n who we thought was ace but we weren’t nire so we didn’t ask

Aspirin Addict: Man, I haven’t seen Cherry in ages!
Aspirin Addict: How is she?

PB&J: not ther real cherry poni
PB&J: emma pitman

Aspirin Addict: Oh.
Aspirin Addict: Makes sense.

PB&J: shes so sweet tho
PB&J: sum1 made her a hhat

Aspirin Addict: Aww!

PB&J: i want to be her

Skittles: i want a hat!!

Drama Queen: SO U WANNA PLAY CHERRY???

PB&J: nah
PB&J: i wanna b ponii!
PB&J: exept i cant sing the grear exxpectationd part of great expectations

Drama Queen: hate to break it to ya peebs but but that’s a rlly important part

PB&J: Ik ;(
PB&J: dally would b coot 2 ig
PB&J: cuz little brother is jst
PB&J: 🤌🤌
PB&J: peak

Aspirin Addict: Wait

PB&J: There's only one way out
I finally see that now
They took the only thing that mattered to me anyhow
That's why l'm standing here
No good to run away
That's all I ever done but now's the time for me to stay
Do it for all of us
The faces in the crowd
And when they try to shut you up, then scream it twice as loud
Do it for Cool Hand Luke
Do it for Jesse James
Do it for all the unsung heroes, you don't know their names
Do it for Ponyboy
Do it for Johnny Cade
Don't leave a stone unturned
Don't leave a debt unpaid
Johnny, I am coming home
'Bout to take my final bow
Hope you saved a seat for me
Johnny, can you see me now?
PB&J: 🤌🤌
PB&J: peak

Drama Queen: AN THEN HE LEAPS INTO THE PATH OF AN INCOMING TRAIN

Aspirin Addict: He gets shot??

PB&J: not in the music he doesny
PB&J: I GOT MERCHH TOO

Murderous Potter: haullllllll

PB&J: so I got a tshit that says the outsiders n has a quote on the back
PB&J: dome badass pins that say the outsiders stay gold n tulsa 1967

Shooting Star: sixxx sevennnn

PB&J: GET. OUT.

Shooting Star: sorry

The Leveret: kingsley says that too
The Leveret: 67 not sorry

PB&J: it reminds me of my lil brobro more n more every way
PB&J: OMG
PB&J; I JST SAW TRAIN TRACKS
PB&J; DALLY NOOOOOOOOOO
PB&J; IM CRYING
PB&J: but last but not least i got me a danim tote bag e the poem on the front

Aspirin Addict: NOTHING GOLD CAN STAY?

PB&J: what other poem is there??

Aspirin Addict: Right!

PB&J: jst stopped dead in my tracks in a 5below
PB&J: why is thete so mich kpop demon hunters shit???
PB&J: likere theres only 1 sodapop that matters
PB&J: AN HIS LAST NAME ID CURTISSSSSS

Aspirin Addict: I just showed that to him.
Aspirin Addict: He’s flattered!
Aspirin Addict: Though, he doesn’t know what a K-pop Demon Hunter is.

PB&J: tbh neither do i
PB&J: nyeaye I gotta go
PB&J: tour ma grandpapas factory
PB&J: TRAINTRACKS NOOOO
PB&J: love you guys!!!
PB&J: mwah! mwah!