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Once upon a time... 

There were two split realms, realms classifying one's soul. One was Heaven, the other was Hell (or the underworld-) These two realms were very different from each other, but they managed to set peace on their ground breaks. In between the two realms was the void chamber, A chamber only accessed by those who've trained their soul to become a key to open it. The main purpose of the chamber was to store something of great importance, or maybe bury it somewhere deep so it couldn't be remembered. The first beings who've walked on Heaven and Hell created their realms to have at least more flavor, instead of a blank white and fiery orange canvas. Until, the two beings crossed paths and created a special and enchanted artifact, one capable of destroying, creating, replicating and corrupting any matter once it's given the command. 

The two beings saw it's power, how much it can do, how much it can destroy, if this orb got into the wrong hands, there'd be Serious consequences, that's when they formed a small shelter for the orb, to keep it safe in the meantime while they construct the depths and layers of Heaven and Hell. Once Heaven and Hell were created, souls were classified and sorted, making both heaven and Hell grow in population... 

It was going so well...So fucking well, but of course... HE had to show up.

Another day of Judgement came, It was just gonna be normal day of judging, but how wrong the two beings thought. That's when they saw him... The embodiment of poison, sparkling with a maliciously green hue. The two beings saw this, of course, they could've just taken him to tell, but... There was something OBVIOUSLY wrong. "Cakesune, I simply cannot take such... Poisonous intent. Sure, he's bad but, he wields some sort of power I cannot identify. It might be even stronger then mine." Caviar protested, despite being ruler of infernal darkness and ruler of Hell, there was something off with that hue he carried. "So, what shall we do with him?" Cakesune asked as her eyebrow raised. It was obvious they couldn't take him to heaven or whatever, but the power he wielded was strangely off. "Maybe we could try and... Reform him? Maybe, if we try resorting his soul we can properly identify him." Caviar suggested, but Cakesune reluctantly agreed. 

Across the many years of reforming, the green aura carried by this mysterious soul seemed to quiet down a bit. Until Caviar and Cakesune had introduced him to the orb... The Angemon orb. If only they didn't do that, NONE OF THIS WOULD'VE HAPPENED. The mysterious soul took great interest in the orb, knowing its function, its use... Its power. Until, that very unfaithful day came and blossomed. The mysterious soul tinkered with the Angemon orb, causing the orb glow a now greenish hue, and then came the first ever amuck came into existence. It was hostile, fucking green, aggressive... IT WAS FUCKING GREEN- Cakesune and Caviar managed to get the orb out of his possession, but since the amuck was a God fucking bastard, it tried getting it's little claws on the orb and this caused two things to get lost on the surface of heaven. The poisonous bastard who caused all this, and the orb. If he managed to find the orb... It's going all down South, everything is going to go 💥 

"And that's the story, my child." Cupcake said, worried as Pomegranate stood before her. "But now, your main mission to descend upon earth, smudge every single piece of poison amuck and find the orb. It's a very dangerous journey, but I'm counting on you." Caviar had instructed two demons, Popsicle and Matcha. It was only a few minutes before the three descended. But since Marshmallow doesn't know what fucking mercy is, he kinda just... Threw them down Earth with the impact of a baseball bat hitting the ball. 

✦ Somewhere, down on Earth...

A priestess, Candy Corn was watching the stars over her balcony. She then saw three shooting stars. "Ah, cool!" She said. "And they scream too! Wait- Stars don't scream-" She realized before those three shooting stars landed in her backyard, and came three collective groans. Candy Corn headed down to her backyard and there, she saw an angel and two demons, now a pile of limbs. Candy Corn screamed, but not out of fear. "MY FUCKING BASIL GARDEN-" She yelped, she poured her heart and soul into her Basil garden, but three celestial individuals just had to fuck it up. She then took out her trusty weapon, golden spiked whips. "Who are you and why the fuck did you crash into my Basil garden-" She said, confused and absolutely pissed. 

Matcha crawled put of the pile of limbs. "Ohh... I'm Matcha, I'm like... A demon-! But, not the poisoned ones or whatever, I fucking swear I'm pure- She's also a demon, her name is Popsicle." Matcha pointed at Popsicle who gave a lazy wave, still under the weight of some angel. "And I'm Pomegranate, a descend from heaven. But who cares, where's the orb at?" They said, getting off Popsicle as the two demons and Priestess looked at them. "Orb? What kinda orb-" Candy Corn asked, confused. "The Angemon orb, duh!" Popsicle added, dusting herself off. "It's like, some fucking important orb and shit. We've gotta find it before some bastard who's STILL roaming on your planet does." She added. "But uhm- If you don't find, could we all like... Crash your place and junk? We need to shelter ourselves and also know each other better, other than our names." Matcha reasoned, and Candy Corn slowly put her whip down. As much as she wanted to fucking yell at them for the fact they crashed her Basil garden, she had no choice but to let them bunk. Plus, they might help her with the demon busting on Earth. 

Candy Corn sighed. "Fine, you can stay. As long as you follow some household rules and probably disguise yourselves, we'll be fine. Plus, I'm never gonna hear the end of it from Okra if he finds out I'm housing demons and an angel... Come on in." She welcomed them, reluctantly. "Who's Okra-" Pomegranate asked, "Some dude at the church. I'll tell you guys about him later." Candy Corn reassured them. 

Gods, this is weird. Like, very fucking weird- But, She had to get used to it. Weirder stuff would happen either way... Way, way.. weirder... Guess she's gonna house demons and an angel, not like the sick bastard is gonna hurt then down... Right? 

RIGHT?! 

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Candy corn and the three celestial beings entered her house and the interior was surprisingly...Normal for a priestess- (Just when they expected her to have a lot of religious artifacts-) Candy Corn sat on the couch, trying to regain her thoughts, even rubbing her eyes to make sure she was seeing exactly one angel and two demons in her living room. "So, let me get this straight..." Candy Corn paused, staring at them again. "You're telling ME that you guys were sent here to find some kind of fucking orb and fuck up some 'beyond infernal corruption' demon hoards, right? Is that- Is that what I'm getting here-?!" She said, nothing short of utter confusion. 

"Bullseye!" Matcha said, even doing a little clap. "Spot on. But, yeah, basically. We're here to not only to look for some celestial orb and shit, we're here to FUCK UP Poison Amuck!" Popsicle said proudly, as her tail flickered back and forth as her wings slightly spread. "So, have any information on where the orb is, moral soul?" Pomegranate asked, bluntly. Damn- They must be really eager to find that orb, or maybe they already think its weird down there- "No, sadly not. BUT, I would like to set some household rules so we can all get along better~!" Candy Corn said, as the three celestial beings collectively groaned. Were household rules that boring to listen to-

"Rule number one, stay the fuck away from my Basil garden if it includes tearing it apart. Rule number two, I need you guys putting on disguises so I don't get into some tough shit. ESPECIALLY WHEN OKRA COMES- He CAN'T find out I'm housing demons- Third, don't take any of my leftovers unless I've neglected them for at least 15 days. And fourth, you guys are gonna help me out with stuff when needed. There's no fucking way I'm doing this alone while there's literally three other people to help me out. Understand?" Candy Corn said, raising an eyebrow, as Matcha groaned in acceptance. 

"So, we can bunk with you?" Popsicle added, her horns slightly glowing a bit in curiosity. "Yeah, as long as you guys follow my rules- Especially my first one, because I do not want to be stuck replanting my precious Basil." She added, before the three celestial beings Ingulfed themselves with light and they looked normal. No horns, no wings, no random halo, just normal- "Alright! We can stay!" Matcha said with a little smile, throwing her hands up in celebration, although this wasn't something you should be so excited for- "Alright, now, let's find you guys some available rooms and-"

Before Candy Corn would even finish her sentence, she heard an obnoxiously loud monstrous growl. "Oh fuck-" Candy Corn added as she looked outside her window. And there it was, the Poison Amuck in it's disgustingly poisonous glory. "Oh, don't worry, I've got it!" Matcha said as she stepped outside. Popsicle, Pomegranate and Candy Corn saw her take off some badge on her jacket and it transformed into some... Surprisingly fancy scythe- Fancy, but dangerous for poison amuck- They all saw her deliver one strike, before the amuck went "Poof!" She entered back, holding three wads of cash. One of them had a light blue and white color scheme, one having near black purple and orange and one being split between hot pink and white. "See? I told you I got it!" She said proudly, ass she gave Pomegranate the light colored wad and Candy Corn the split colored wad. "Also, we got some money from that fella I just killed! How cool is that?"

Candy Corn looked at the stack of cash in her hand. Wow- Is this even legal- "Wait, is this even legal?" Candy Corn asked as Pomegranate reassured her the money given isn't illegal in way. "Don't worry, it's fine. You can even use it for what you 'average bears' use your regular money for! Unless you try replicating these fine stacks with horrible detail, then yeah, you're fucked!" Pomegranate added. "Now, how about we order pizza with these fine stacks? We can even get cheese sticks and drinks too with these!"

Candy Corn wouldn't admit this, but, she's kind of craving pizza a bit right now- Especially with cheese sticks on the side- "You know what? Why not. Little Cheescars doesn't sound bad right now." She reluctantly agreed before the four idiots ordered their pizza, eagerly. Oh dear... Housing demons, keeping Okra away from knowing, busting Poison Amuck? That may sound a little too much in your case, but to Candy Corn? She's gonna deal with it just fine... 

❁ The end..

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Candy Corn was welcomed with not only the sense of dawn, but also the sense of dread. "Oh boy, crazy fucking dream I had last night..." She thought to herself before she got prepared. She brushed her teeth, bathed and obviously got dressed as she headed downstairs to her kitchen where she began making cereal. "Hey, could you pass me the milk?" She said as Matcha lender her the carton. "Alright, here~! Make sure not to drink out of it and spread some unwanted germs-! Or some shit-"

"Will do." Candy Corn chuckled as she poured the milk. "..." She paused before she turned her head around to see that exact same disguised demon she let into her house, as well as the other demon and angel she let into her house, watching TV. "WHAT THE FUCK-" She exclaimed as Pomegranate turned their head around, confused. " What, what's wrong-" They asked, concerned but their bluntness made it hard to tell if they did actually care, or they did not want to fucking spend a minute on doing that. "Oh, uh- Nothing-! Just thought last night I had some crazy dream but uhm- Wow-! I'm actually housing you guys-" Candy Corn said awkwardly as she put the carton of milk down and ate a spoonful of cereal. 

"But, either way, Would any of you guys be interested in joining me for my daily walk around routine?" Popsicle hummed before she playfully punched Pomegranate's shoulder as they groaned. "I know someone that would like that! They do need to calm down and stop bitching about Heaven." She said her last phrase sarcastically before Pomegranate protested, "I'm not bitching! I'm simply missing being back at Heavenly- Plus, the folks here are weird." Pomegranate shrugged, like they just imagined some grown-ass man on his knees, begging Pomegranate for some sort of 'blessing.' It's not like they can't do it, more like, they don't wanna. Candy Corn drank the remaining milk from her bowl and looked at Pomegranate, "Wow, sounds like someone could use some sort of break! Don'cha think?" Candy Corn teased as Pomegranate let out a sound that had to be a cross of a groan and a sigh. "Fine. But I fucking swear, if you reveal any hint that I'm an angel, I'll personally have an amuck swallow you first." They threatened, mildly annoyed before another beam of light engulfed them and giving them normal clothes. 

"Alright~! Come on, let's bounce!" Candy Corn said, before she dragged Pomegranate with her, leaving the house. Matcha took the remaining bowl Candy Corn used for she looked at Popsicle, "How much do you wanna bet that Pomegranate is gonna find someone they like~?" And then Popsicle hummed, "50 dollars. If they're still any bitchy, you gotta owe me 50. Deal?" Popsicle said, crossing her arms, proudly. "Deal~!" Matcha agreed. 

Meanwhile

Pomegranate was being dragged around with Candy Corn, but they currently stopped to get one of their confectioners. Pomegranate seemed bored, or maybe displeased. But it's hard to tell with those closed eyes- "Pomegranate, you want something? They've got a Double Chocolate cake slice for just 2 dollars-!" Candy Corn asked, as she went back to gushing over how something so sweet could be sold for very affordable prices. "Yeah, yeah. You can get me whatever." They replied, obviously uninterested, but are they really uninterested? (I dunno, I just write here-) They eventually went back outside and sat on a park bench to enjoy some sweets. Although Candy Corn was busy enjoying her donut like someone who's never had a treat for at least a millennium, she looked at Pomegranate because they haven't taken a bite out of their double chocolate cake slice. So of course, she asked an obvious question, "Are you gonna finish that-" Candy Corn asked as Pomegranate flashed her a look that said, "Really?" Although their fucking eyes are pinched closed. 

"Ahah, just kidding! What's wrong?" Candy Corn asked, giving a laugh that had to be a cross between her being concerned and her joking. Pomegranate sighed before looking up, "I want to go back up above." They said, finally taking a bit out of their double chocolate cake. "As much as I know it's to early to be begging to go back to Heaven, done here is just so...weird. I know I probably sound like a massive hypocrite, knowing before I was an angel, I was what you are now. But, Heaven is nothing like this, Gods I want to go back." They complained, biting out a good chunk from their cake slice. "Hm, I see. But, don't worry, we'll make sure you get that mission done as soon as possible! Right, Pomegranate? Pomegranate-" Candy Corn then noticed a light blue and sparkly liquid was falling down from Pomegranate's face, specifically: their eyes. "Gods, am I crying?" They asked themselves noticing that they were indeed, crying. 

"Hey, now-" Candy Corn said, as she patted their shoulder. "Don't cry! Please, don't-" she said, trying to comfort them although Candy Corn doesn't know what to do when she sees a child cry- She offered them a tissue she didn't know she had under her priestess uniform, as they wiped off their 'tears', "Look, I get that earth is fucked up but...Trust me! Everything is going to be fine!" Candy Corn said with a smile before going on, "Plus, you're here for a mission! And that's enough for you to be here! Besides, who'd abandon Heaven just for some Little Cheescars-" Candy Corn said awkwardly, before Pomegranate paused. 

"Actually, I do know angels- Actually, 'technical angels' who'd do that. Fucking weirdos-" Pomegranate said, before they paused for a good five seconds. "Who'd do such a thing-" Pomegranate said, absolutely confused, before Candy Corn started laughing a bit. "Maybe there must be something that attracts them down here and it might be something charming in their eyes! Doesn't that prove a point down here isn't that bad?" Candy Corn asked, before Pomegranate let out a small scoff and laughed. "Fine, I guess I could see it like that. But, still, who'd do such a-" Before they could continue the ground around them started vibrating like crazy. "Yo, what the fuck-" Candy Corn said, before she looked up. "Oh... Oh-" and there it was, another ugly motherfucker  a poison amuck. In it's ugly fucking glory-

Pomegranate paused a bit, before they took off their headphones. They then spilt the headphone into two before those two pieces transformed into some... Hybrid gun-speaker thingy- "Oh, you've got those 'take off, transform' thingies too-!" Candy Corn said before she took off two of her scrunchies and they transformed into whips, with sharp crystal edges. "Let's just fuck this thing up, okay? You strike and I deliver the headshot, got it?" Pomegranate instructed, before Candy Corn dashed towards the monstrous abomination, twirling her whips around causing deep cuts on its soupy textured body. It let out a growl in pain, before its eyes shifted towards Pomegranate, holding both of their guns. "Thanks for ruining my vent session, fuck you." They said bluntly, before the sound of pulse waves with some gunshot remix echoed throughout the park. 

The monster popped out of thin air, before money appeared. Candy Corn held out some kind of of light blue dime and held it in front of Pomegranate, "Look-! It's a dime- A divine one at least-!" She said excitedly, but Pomegranate just had some Deadpan expression. "I want to go back to your house, thanks." They said before they started walking out of the park, with Candy Corn following behind them. It was heard to tell of Pomegranate just wanted to go home or it was the fact they got a coin instead of cash. "Come on, Pomegranate- Don't be mad because we got a dime this time- We can use it for other things-!" But Pomegranate simply continued walking.

"I'm not mad, I just want to go back to your house so we can do regular stuff. Look, I'm just saying- AGH-!" They groaned as they bumped into someone. Pomegranate looked up, before realizing they bumped into some motorcyclist who still had their helmet on. "Hey, watch where you're going, you-" Before they could say any insult,  motorcyclist took their- Or should I say, her helmet off. Underneath, revealed a female individual who had three pigtails in three different shades of pink and the sides of her hair perfectly curled. "Ah, sorry! Didn't see ya!" She said, a bit embarrassed as she held out a hand towards Pomegranate. It was then in that VERY moment, Pomegranate's heart started fluttering. Their throat filled with feathers and their was as hot as a volcano. Could it be? They're...in love?

Pomegranate awkwardly coughed before they took her hand and stood up, "Oh- d-don't worry, it's uh- fine..." They stuttered, while the female laughed a bit. "The name's Gumball, ye name is?" She asked, charmingly as Pomegranate continued to have an internal breakdown. "P-Pomegranate- nice to meet you-!" They said awkwardly, before realizing how weird they were acting. "Welp, I'll be catching ya later~! Cya~!" She winked before she left, leaving Pomegranate absolutely swooning for her. Pomegranate paused, then smiled, before looking at Candy Corn. The look on Candy Corn's face made it look like she was about to sing, "Sitting in a tree, K-I-" before Pomegranate blushed from embarrassment. "Oooh, I wonder what's got you smiling like that~! I wonder-" She says innocently, as if she didn't witness Pomegranate meet their crush- "Shut the fuck up-" they said before they continued walking, with a side of Candy Corn teasing them on the walk home.

When they finally reached home, Candy Corn immediately decided to ramble about how Pomegranate found the love of their life and how they were acting like some lovestruck puppy. Oh dear, there's gonna be a lot of teasing they'll have to endure later on.l-

✦Meanwhile

"For the last time, you two are NOT going down to Earth just for some Little Cheescars or Bearsitas. Whatever the fuck those are-" Waffle, the head angel said, obviously annoyed. "Come on, girlie! It's so fucking mid around you and you can't expect us to enter a whole new era up here!" One of the 'angels' complained. "Yeah, and I heard Bearsitas are so fetch around there~!  We totally deserve a little vacay~!" Waffle huffed, with annoyance, rolling her eyes with celestial Judgement. "That little 'vacation' of yours would last for at least 12 lifetimes, and you'd probably come back on Christmas before leaving again. But fine, go down to Earth, just get out of my hair." She reluctantly agreed before the two bears left proudly. 

"Holy shit Meri, can't believe we actually convinced the bitch to let us descend like divas~! Wonder why it takes so long to convince her to actually let us go." Jam complained as Meringue agreed, "Like, on God. But we should totally keep trendy and catch up with almost...EVERYTHANG~! Have you heard of Bearsitas by the way? They're skyrocketing and shit." Meringue registered as the two angels continued to go off with all the latest trends. If anything, they're entering a whole new ✦era~!✦

✦The end...

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These beloved celestial beings were slowly getting used to being somewhere were they weren't from. From there on, they went shopping, figured out all the things in their Perspective realms were also down here but with different names and last but not least...busting ugly poison motherfuckers- Currently, Matcha and Popsicle were walking around after stopping by Skate N' Dine. Matcha was enjoying the sensations of some chicken nuggets while Popsicle was busy slurping on a slushies. 

"Oh goffs-" Matcha exclaimed with her mouth full. "Huh, what is it?" Popsicle asked, focusing on the fact Matcha was looking through the window of another store. "It's that weird place Candy Corn was talking about! 'Antique doodads'!" She said, pointing at the sign. "She said her whips got an upgrade from here, which is weird considering her whips work on some kind of hunting magic- Maybe we can get some fucking cool ass upgrades~! Just to test out it's not a shitty scam-" Matcha said excitedly as Popsicle shrugged and followed behind her while entering the store. It seems a bit sketchy on the inside, but it's got some cool vibe to it-

Popsicle and Matcha then went face to face with the clerk, some gal by the name of 'Toffee', like written on her nametag. "Hi, hi~! I believe you two are new here, welcome to Antique doodads~! Your number one stop to give your items cool upgrades or just find cool stuff! What can I do for ya~?" Toffee said with a big grin, which was... Ironic- Just by taking in how she looks, she looks like those clerks who don't give a fuck about you and they hate their job- Matcha then handed Toffee her phone while Popsicle put her chakrams on the counter. "Oh, I just need you to update my phone so it has an app to track down some pretty poisonous fellas-!" Matcha said excitedly, "Give my chakrams something to make them switch to guns and back to what they originally were, thanks." Popsicle said quietly before Toffee took the items off the counter and went to the back. 

Matcha then stuffed her mouth with chicken nuggets before saying, "Nyo we hab chu way." Popsicle raised an eyebrow at Matcha's strange words, "The fuck was that-" she asked. Matcha swallowed before saying, "Now we have to wait." Popsicle let out a little 'oh' before Toffee came out with the items. "Alright, here you go~! Have a nice day~!" She said as Matcha and Popsicle left. Matcha held her phone, realizing it had a cute phone case that matched her vibe and a complimentary keychain. "Oh, hey-! It has the tracking app, now we can track Poison Amuck!" Matcha said with a smile as Popsicle pressed a button on one of her chakrams, before it transformed into a pretty badass gun. "Alright, Candy Corn wasn't lying." Popsicle said, obviously impressed, knowing the fact that their gadgets were from different realms but someone as simple as Toffee can upgrade such items-

Matcha's eyes then beamed again as she stared at through the glass of some store. "Popsicle, look! They've got puffets too!" Matcha said, pointing at the cigarettes on display, "We should totally buy some!" Matcha said excitedly, as Popsicle groaned. They entered store after store, because Matcha's eyes were busy detecting things they had back at Hell. Cretaru is called 'ice cream', Protons are called 'oats' and Inferones are called cellphones. Matcha and Popsicle eventually made to a stop near a fountain at a place called 'Spring Willows'. "Look Popsicle! They've got Liqi-Ballads here!" She pointed as Popsicle hummed. "We've seen so much cool stuff down here! I guess Hell, Heaven and Earth are a bit alike, minus the halos and horns-!" She smiled before she spotted a particular kid near a sandpit. "Oh, I'm gonna be back in a bit! Just wanna greet a kid-" then she rushed off and stopped in front of the kid. 

"Hey there! What's your name?" Matcha as kindly as she looked at the frilled lizard  currently eating a pack of sour patch kids. "Cheezilla. You?" The frilled lizard responded as Matcha gladly introduced herself, "I'm Matcha! I'm from he- I mean- I've been in this city for the past few days, trying to get comfortable and stuff- Ahah-" she said awkwardly, almost revealing the fact she was from hell. The frilled lizard hummed as he raises his googles a bit, "You don't seem to be from here... Are you from Bittersweet Avenue?" He asked as Matcha raised an eyebrow, "Uhm- What now?"

"Bittersweet Avenue, the part of Savoury City where the most tough and buff people come from. Unless you're from Sourpatch road, but then... Nah- You're not a snobby rich prick- Or, maybe you're from Sweet Street, where MOST normal people are from." He added as Matcha lied through her teeth, "Yeah, I'm from Sweet Street, ahah- Just your normal average bear from a normal average street- Ahah-" she said awkwardly. Before the kid left and Matcha gave him a Jolly wave, before dread washed over her. She went back to the fountain where Popsicle was, "Almost told a kid I was a demon- Ahah... Oh fuck-" she groaned as Popsicle gave her a soft pat on the back. "Almost. You'll be fine, just keep on doing you, right Matcha? Matcha-" Popsicle called Matcha's name a few times, as Matcha was stunned. Matcha stood still, drooling, eyes gleaming as she looked at a woman from afar. 

Popsicle looked in the direction Matcha was looking in, before realizing the woman Matcha was staring at. The woman had Bacon hair with some of it tied in a neat ponytail, a cute black Barret, she was buff, she had a KILLER six pack... Did I mention she was buff? She was taking pictures of the fountain, as Matcha was absolutely too stunned to utter anything, not even a whine or strange noise. Matcha then slowly blinked, and pointed excitedly at the woman while squealing. "POPSICLE, ARE YOU FUCKING SEEING THIS? THAT BEAUTIFUL AND BUFF WOMAN?!" She said excitedly, blushing even further as Popsicle rolled her eyes. "Yes, I see her, Matcha. She looks... Nice-" Matcha let out an offended gasp, "Nice?! NICE?! SHE'S A BEAUTIFUL AND BUFF WOMAN WITH HER SIX PACK AND SHOULDERS SHOWING!!" Matcha squealed again. 

"Just fucking talk to her already." Popsicle groaned, obviously annoyed that THE SAME idiot who was chowing down on some chicken nuggets like a hunger faced maniac, is busy squealing like a little girl over seeing a buff woman. Matcha paused, then looked at the woman, then at Popsicle. "Alright, but if I die, you better pay those clinical bills of mine!" She said, jabbing her finger a but before rushing off to the beautiful woman. Matcha eventually stopped in front of her, taking a few deep breaths before looking at the woman. "Hi! I'm Matcha! I'm totally not a demon- Ahah- Uhm, what's your name-?" She said awkwardly, she could feel her demon tail threatening to ruin her cover because how overexcited she's getting over a buff woman. "Bacon, my name is Bacon. I believe you're new around here, and it's quite nice to see a few new faces around these parts!" Bacon said sweetly, even smiling. No one could see this, but if Matcha's demon tail was out, it'd be wagging at great speed just enough for Matcha to go flying. 

"Uhm- yeah! It's really beautiful here! More people should drop by often-!" Matcha said as Bacon totally agreed with that."That's what I'm saying! But, oh well. I guess we just have to wait until this place is REALLY flooded. Like I say, pay it forward." Bacon added with a little laugh, one that could give Matcha a heart attack. "Yeah, uh- I'll be seeing you some other time, or something-" Matcha said, "Alright. But if you want to see me as soon as possible, just come here around 8am, I usually do my daily jogging rountine here!" Bacon added before Matcha's mind painted a very vivid image of Bacon in a sports bra, jogging around while sweat slowly forms. Matcha let's out one more awkward laugh before scurrying off to Popsicle. 

"Holy shit- DID YOU SEE THAT?!" Matcha asked as Popsicle nodded. "Holy fuck, Popsicle- I think I have a case of Crush-itis- Oh fuck-" Popsicle laughed. "Don't worry, you won't die or anything, you'll be fine. Matcha? Holy shit-" Popsicle then looked down, noticing Matcha had passed out, but the smile on her unconscious face screamed, "I'm gay and I'm in love." Popsicle groaned, before dragging Matcha's body back home. Oh Matcha, a demon who's so interested in the life down here and interested in the life of a buff woman... 

✦The End... 

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Waffle still remembers everything. EVERYTHING that happened to her still players in her mind. 

Waffle remembers what happened in her earliers tages of life, specifically: When she was 17. Waffle got into a good high school, but she NEEDED some sort of good reputation, just to solidify the base of doing things in secret. And that's when she met him: Pineberry, he was 18 and every single person at school was swooning for him, despite the fact Waffle thought he looked like some plastic show-off. Pineberry was attractive, his aura was charismatic, but what was ONE thing Waffle couldn't wrap her head around? Simple, it's just really that simple:

Why the fuck would people still want him, knowing his personality? Blunt, cold, stoic, aloof and he was a total massive jerk too! (Maybe people just have shitty ass tastes- Maybe-) but Waffle at least had to get some sort of relationship with him to make herself popular. Although Waffle said, and I quote: "I'd rather eat a fucking battery than to talk to his ass-" She was desperate- Eventually, she went to the school's library and to her luck, Pineberry was there. He was reading a book about magic, and Waffle could slowly see why people are going bonkers for such...An asshole- No matter which side you titled his face, it would be pretty on all angles-

Waffle took a deep breath, before talking up to the table Pineberry was currently reading his book on. "Hey, so you're Pineberry, right?" Waffle asked, making sure she got the right person, before Pineberry slowly turned his head to register Waffle's existence, although on the inside: He doesn't give a fuck. "Yes. What do you want exactly." Pineberry said, fixing his glasses as bluntness and irritation stretched throughout his tone. "Listen, the name's Waffle and I'm just going to cut to the chase. I need a boost in social status and you're pretty popular and you REALLY like basking in popularity. So, here's the deal: We'll pretend to be a couple so we can get a boost in social status, deal?" Waffle said confidently as Pineberry let out a laugh of amusement, and then let out a scoff. "Tch, fine. But none the less, I pity your ass." He said coldly. In the next few weeks they started 'dating' and their reputations went up like wildfire, but here's the thing: On the outside, they looked innocent holding hands even, but when they're alone? PRESIDENTIAL ALERT-

Despite the envy and adoration their 'relationship' got, the love wasn't genuine. It NEVER was, but they both put on fake smiles and all. Pineberry eventually introduced Waffle to his mother, Vanilla while Vanilla never suspected that her own son would be dating just for social status. When Waffle was at least 25, she broke ties off with Pineberry, saying, and I quote: "You put up a nice smile and all, but you're more like a porcelain doll on display with a mislead of your ACTUAL contents. You disgust me throughout thick and thin and I hope we never meet, never again." But Pineberry never felt anything to those words, he thought they were just as pathetic as he thought Waffle was. They both lived their lives, with Waffle working as a high tech engineer and Pineberry as a reserved librarian. 

Unfortunately, Waffle was sent a friend request by death. One of her batteries accidentally made contact with an overheated liquid, causing it to sparkle up with a fierce spark, just enough to kill Waffle. But before Waffle died, Pineberry unfortunately passed away before her, it was a result of a curse that had been on him since he was 4, taking away his life. Waffle found herself somewhere ethereal, soft and somewhat real. She had  soul sorted and she fell under Heaven's name. She had her position changed at least every week, from Angel II, Divineus Angel until she was head Angel of Heaven, giving her no choice but to turn to the council of Reliance. 

Waffle was new to the council, until Eggnog helped her day by day to learn every rule about counseling. For the first time in Waffle's life, she's never appreciated death so eagerly, although her death surprisingly peaceful, she still remembered. She remembered the guy who she utterly despised, and there's a chance he's here. With her, despite saying she NEVER wanted to see him again...Oh, tsk, tsk, tsk. It's a shame we can't always have things we want, whether you're in the land of the living or not. Waffle began to vent about it to Eggnog, expressing her pure anguish just at the thought of Pineberry, like he was some kind of poison- Unfortunately, it led her to this week, where she'd meet him again... 

✦Tuesday:

Eggnog was currently sitting near Waffle and she continued to express her pure hatred while Cupcake, Flan, Marshmallow and Caviar were waiting for the meeting to start. Waffle noticed how long they were waiting, "Uhm- What are we waiting for, exactly?" Waffle pointed out, mildly annoyed. "I suggest turning that 'what' into a 'who', Waffle!" Flan, the chaos overseer said, slightly floating above the ground. Waffle raised an eyebrow, before she saw a portal open. "Ah, finally! You took forever, you know..." Cupcake said, relieved before Waffle saw a tall shadowy figure appear out of the portal. This can't be happening... THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING-

"No... It can't be-" Waffle murmured, she knew that 'pretty every angle' face... It's was... Pineberry. Pineberry stood tall, and dark before taking his seat. Waffle couldn't believe this- She's meeting her enemy that died before she did, and he's sitting one seat away her too. "Gods...Eggnog, pass me my Wafflebot stress toy. Eggnog?" She turned her head around to see Eggnog's eyes beaming with a certain look, that was a look... Of love. Eggnog was seated right next to Pineberry. Out of all the things Waffle could expect Pineberry to do, she didn't think he'd go as far as hypnotizing Eggnog. Eggnog was about to say something, probably to compliment Pineberry before Waffle SNAPPED. 

"GET YOUR DARK ASS HANDS OFF MY ASSISTANT, YOU EMOTIONALLY CONSTIPATED PRICK." Waffle snapped at Pineberry as Eggnog and the other councillors gasped. Pineberry paused before he slowly turned his head to meet Waffle's soured and pissed off expression. "Waffle, we meet again... Still being an Android bitch or what." Pineberry retorted back, the void of irritation started to echo through his words. It was only an amount of time before they started arguing just like they did back at high school, just with a higher chance of throwing objects at each other- Oh well, guess death doesn't change us all I suppose... 

✦The fate has been confirmed...(The end-) 

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It hurts...It really hurts- Caviar remembers why she feels small aches in her heart, despite the fact she is THE LADY of DARKNESS- and she's literally the RULER OF HELL- But, the ache won't stop...

When she was still alive:

Caviar remembers what happened during high school, other than the fact people were busy gushing about Pineberry's relationship although she, herself knew that love wasn't genuine, there was one person she could trust that could give her genuine love, it had to be Roquefort- Caviar and Roquefort spent most of their time together. During Lunch? Together. During clubs? Together. After school? They'd walk home together while holding hands. Roquefort always made these little crafts such as bracelets or Minituare figurines of him and Caviar holding hands in the Art Club and show Caviar while she was in Martial Arts. 

Her and Roquefort had to be inseparable, they stuck together like two magnets attracting to opposing sides. They went on dates, walks and all your average couple stuff after they were done with college. Eventually, one of their park walks resulted in a very faithful moment of their lives. Caviar and Roquefort were holding hands (as usual) until Caviar asked Roquefort to stop by a fountain. "Roquefort, can I ask you something important?" Caviar asked as Roquefort titled his head a little. "You can tell me anything, sweetie~! I'll listen!" Roquefort reassured her, as she took a deep breath. 

"Other than me regular routine of waking up, going to work and going back home, there's always one part I'd never want to change to it. I never want to change waking up beside you, and I never part to be apart from you. You've been in my life almost all the time, and I want to make sure it's permanent. I want you to be apart of my life Roquefort, whether we're both alive or not." Caviar added, before she bent down to one knee and pulled out a small box, revealing a beautiful white snow ring, with a sapphire jewel in the middle. "Roquefort, will you marry me?" She asked, as Roquefort paused and he began to sob uncontrollably. "Caviar... Yes... Yes, I will marry you!" Roquefort said in between tears and the story goes on. They got married, they lived together and they were apart of each other's lives, but remember....Death has no mercy whatsoever. 

With that in mind, Caviar suffered a fatal demise. Some sicko decided to just...go behind her and kill her with the arms of her own machine gun. Caviar died and she saw herself not arranged based on her deeds, but she was selected. Cakesune gave her a place for ruler of the dark, putting order in everything and Caviar couldn't do anything more but accept it. Caviar's mind evolved as she took over her duties as Lady of Darkness, despite being the literal ruler of hell, she never forgot Roquefort... Not even for one fucking second- Heck, even not half a second- And now, it's the present on where she stands. Cakesune left the Heavens to start a group to keep poison amuck at bay, Caviar sent two of her trusted demons to find the angemon orb, Honalee is currently in Cakesune's place...(Although Pineberry would personally say she's way too immature for that damn position-) One day, Honalee buzzed her way to Caviar's throne, to deliver some news. 

"Lady Caviar," Honalee paused before clearing her throat, "I have some news I'd like to deliver. Roquefort like died and shit- So...he's here! Yippee-" Honalee said, before realizing Caviar had already went. Probably left the moment she mentioned her husband- Caviar stopped before she noticed Roquefort sitting under the 'Tree of ethereal', painting something. "Roquefort, it's me!" Caviar said cheerfully, before Roquefort's head peered from his painting. "Sorry, but, who are you?" Roquefort said, confused, but it was obvious he wasn't trying to be mean. 

... "Who are you?" Who am I? Who...

Those words echoed throughout Caviar's head, like a broken record. I mean- Honalee even said it to all the Councilors at the Council, "Hey, just a little FYI, some people might forget something's when they die, depending on how they died or maybe the fact it's a... 1 out of 4 chance soooooooo- Yeah." But still, it made Caviar's world shatter. She couldn't believe this would happen to Roquefort...Caviar cleared her throat before saying, "Oh...I'm just- Pulling your leg, since I joke around from time to time-" (Caviar never says anything as a joke. She's always serious-) "But, I'm Caviar and I hope you feel like your soul is safe here, ahah." Roquefort hummed, "Caviar-? That name sounds familiar, but I can't put my finger on it... Oh well-! " 

Caviar sighed a bit, before she left. Caviar was heartbroken, depressed- Did I mention she was fucking broken like when you drop someone's favorite mug and they get depression and- You get the idea. Caviar was sad, depressed even, but...She's ruler of hell. She must stay strong for everyone to see she's more than just armor, she's COMBAT. 

✦The fate has been confirmed... 

(Chat, am I going to jail for Roviar angst-) 

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08:30am, morning:

It was currently eight in the morning, Candy Corn woke up early before she woke up the three celestial beings as well. "RAISE AND SHINE, GUYS!" She practically shouted, as the three gave a collective groan. "Five more minutes..." Popsicle groaned as Candy Corn opened the curtains, making Popsicle hiss in disdain. "Uhm- Why are we waking up so early?" Matcha said as she rubbed her eyes, getting out of bed, "Because, I need to deliver a package to my friend. He said the mail bot malfunctioned so it gave the package to me instead of him. So, you guys are coming with ME not only for company, but just to see if poison amuck spawn as early as this!"

Candy Corn gave a confident smile, before she dragged Popsicle out of bed. "Nooo... Let go of me-" Popsicle protested, trying to wriggle out of Candy Corn's grasp, "No, come on-! We're all going to go together and I am NOT going to let you go. This will be your average experience, Popsicle. You're not gonna d-" before Candy Corn could finish her sentence Matcha 'accidentally' shoved Candy Corn, making Candy Corn fall on top of Popsicle. "Oops~! Sorry, I 'totally' didn't mean for that to happen." Matcha said, but her words lacked any real fucking apology- But, she's a demon so, she has the will if she wants to be a bitch or not-

And there it was...ba-dum...ba-dum..

Popsicle's heart heated as Candy Corn was on top of her. "Holy shit-" Popsicle said internally, "Am I finding this cute?! What the fuck is happening to me- Is this what Matcha was feeling because of that buff lady she saw one time- What was the feeling again? Lo... La- Loaf-? Loaf- Love-? " Popsicle hashtag never felt 'love' before, and she can't tell if the feeling is nice or it's fucking horrible. Candy Corn's cheeks flushed, before she got off from Popsicle. "Matcha! Don't fucking do that-" Matcha gave a little 'apology' at Candy Corn's flustered phrase. "But either way, we should get going- my friend's gonna get really pissed if I don't give this back to him as soon as possible, heh- Get prepared-" Matcha giggled a bit while looking at Popsicle, who's been... Stunned for 15 seconds-

Later on the four were on the move, "Who's this friend of yours, exactly?" Pomegranate asked, raising an eyebrow with their pinched eyelids, "Oh, just a blunt nerd, that's all! He's kinda a jerk- Sometimes-" Candy Corn added. Eventually, the four made a stop at a pretty cool looking house, near a beach. Candy Corn ringed the doorbell, before the door slowly opened. "Candy Corn, it's nice to see you, but I appreciate my package being here more." The 'nerd' said, adjusting his glasses in a rather annoyed manner. "Guys, this is Mocha! My dear ol' pal!" Candy Corn introduced, as Mocha gave a small wave before giving out an irritated groan. 

"Ahah- What's with the sour attitude today?" Matcha asked, twirling her hair like an idiot. Mocha let out another groan, "Well, not to sound stereotypical or anything, but there's a fucking demon in my house and they NEED to get out." For a second, Pomegranate could've choked on their own spit while Candy Corn would've melted. Candy Corn thought Mocha was talking about Matcha and Popsicle. "Uhm- What demon-" Candy Corn asked, before Mocha invited them inside, revealing an unexpected figure."HIM." Mocha said, before pointing at a demon who was currently in his kitchen- He was purple skinned, had a part of his hair covering one of his eyes, some sort of white splat on under his left eye and his long ass tail, horns and wings were still visible. "Sup, dudes." The demon said, giving a small wave before taking out a piece of toast that just popped out of the toaster. 

"See?! This is what I was talking about! My kitchen is getting invaded, my home is getting invaded, my personal space is getting invaded!" Mocha said, screwing up his collar a little, before he fixed it. Matcha paused as she looked at the emo and weird ass demon, before gasping a little. "Ube-? " she gasped as the demon needed, "Yup, the one and only. Hey, haven't I seen you around before?" Ube said, as he looked at Matcha, it's so funny how he can't fucking recognize a demon in disguise. Mocha groaned, he was very tempted to throw his goddamn glasses and set his kitchen on fire, but he's sophisticated and he can't risk any of that since he has a reputation. 

"Can you at least get him out, Candy Corn?" Mocha asked, sounding desperate as Candy Corn shook her head. "I mean, yeah, I'm a demon hunter- But, uh...Ube is not the type of demon I take out- Soo, bye!" Candy Corn said, before she and her crew left. Mocha blinked before he removed his glasses, rubbed his eyes a little and put them back on. Why did he do that? To see if his eyes were fucking with him. Is Ube still there? Duh- Mocha sighed, before going to his kitchen, as Ube put a mug beside Mocha. "What's up? Other than me in your house." Ube asked, tilting his head a little as Mocha poured himself some coffee. "Nothing, it's just- Just- Ah, fuck it." Mocha put his head in his hands, before he practically swallowed his coffee. Wow, he might've been the first person to drink something within five seconds. Mocha then made more annoyed sounds as Ube watched his sight of disdain-

✦Time skip: 19:30pm.

It was currently seven, and Mocha was by the beach, looking up at the stars. Mocha stared at the water, looking at his own reflection, before his head burrowed onto his legs. Ube flew over where Mocha was, as Ube looked at the stars as well....1 Mississippi...2 Mississippi...3 Mississippi...4 Mississippi...5 Mississippi...60 Mississippi seconds of silence. Ube then looked at Mocha, who was currently looking depressed- "Yo, dude, what's wrong?" Ube asked, before Mocha's head peered up a bit. "You! It's what's wrong- You suddenly just showed up and now you're here terrorizing my space!" Mocha snapped, jabbing his finger at Ube while Ube gave him a blank stare, "I'm trying to be my best self and you're just- Suddenly bursting in like haywire! I can't be seen with a demon in my house! People expect a lot from me and- And..." Mocha paused, before his head burrowed down to his legs again. 

"I just...Don't want anyone thinking of me as a nuisance, I don't want to be considered so negatively. Why can't I just- Be perfect-?" Mocha paused, as Ube scooted a bit closer to him. "Why do you want to be so perfect? Being too perfect is like- Being so fancy, but your whole existence just has a flat end- Like, coffee without sugar! It looks nice, but it tastes like nothing- You get what I'm saying?" Ube titled his head a little, before Mocha's head peered up again. "You don't always have to be flavorless- Sometimes, youvey gotta tell expectations to fuck off. You don't have to be perfect, when you're fine just the way you are. Kinda like pork chops- If every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn't have hot dogs-" Ube laughed a bit, "Just saying, difference is what makes us all cool."

Mocha paused, before a smile cracked on his face. Wow- No one in Mocha's life has ever said that to him before- Mocha could even feel himself blushing, but, he didn't mind- "Hmm...never thought of it like that before." Mocha hummed, as Ube wrapped his arm around Mocha's shoulder. "Come on, I think we should probably get inside now- Don't want anyone finding out I'm roaming around and about here-" Mocha nodded, before him and Ube walked back inside. 

Well, guess Mocha learned a couple of things:

1) He doesn't have to be perfect. 

2) Candy Corn doesn't bust normal demons. 

3) He doesn't mind Ube clinging onto his arm while they sleep, Demons are surprisingly good nighttime companions. 

Who would've known demons were nice to sleep beside with-? Maybe Candy Corn, since she's always up for experimenting with other kinds of species if she's feeling curious- But, as long as Ube doesn't accidentally yank Mocha up while he's sleeping, everything is fine-

Candy Corn was currently at home while she gave Popsicle some extra pillows Popsicle requested. Candy Corn stared at Popsicle for a bit, before she started spilling out her thoughts, "Hey, Popsicle- About our little 'fall' earlier, You felt really warm and stuff- Like you were some kind of magic blanket or some shit-" Candy Corn added, as her eyes sparkled a little. "I was wondering if we could uhm- Sleep together, if you wanna ~!" Candy Corn asked as Popsicle stared at her, her face flaring up with heat. "Uhm- Sure. Whatever." Popsicle said, nonchalantly, while she was asking herself if this was actually happening or if Candy Corn as pulling her leg- Candy Corn gave an excited little jump, before she left to get into her pajamas and sleep with a surprisingly warm demon-

"Yo, Popsicle. I was wondering if you've-" Pomegranate paused, before they stared down and the sight before them. Popsicle and Candy Corn, cuddled up together as they enjoyed each other's company through sleep. Popsicle's arm wrapped around Candy Corn's waist while Candy Corn let her hands rest somewhere on Popsicle's chest. Pomegranate sighed, "Fags." They mumbled under their breath before they closed the door, leaving Candy Corn and Popsicle in a comfortable pose. Candy Corn's eyes slowly opened, before she noticed the position her and Popsicle were in. "Maybe just a few more minutes... Eheh~!" Candy Corn said softly, before she dozed off again.

✧Meanwhile:

"Cupcake, do you know anyone good with cats." Pineberry asked, as Cupcake hummed a bit. "Oh, yeah! Pomegranate is-! But, they're down on Earth-" Pineberry just stared at her before replying with, "Don't worry. Just go back to whatever you were doing. I'll plop down there tomorrow." Cupcake looked at Pineberry, before she shrugged it off. Cupcake knew Pineberry was rather far concerned for Opal, but she let him be. 

✦ The end/the fate has been confirmed...( bleh- :p ♡) 

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Pineberry sat upon his throne, looking over a scroll filled with objectives. Pineberry had to do at least one of them, since he's apart of 'The Council of Reliance✦', but of course, there was one tiny problem that blocked his way of doing tasks...Opal- Opal was Pineberry's pet, a rock candy cat. Despite Opal being rather reserved and probably sophisticated, when it comes to Pineberry? She can't help but be a tad too clingy- 

Pineberry sighed as he heard small and soft mewls and then he saw Opal, shiny black fur with a riot of yellow and orange crystals popping out like some sort of geode. Opal made her way on the armrest of the throne, where she nuzzled against Pineberry's face. She did a little leap, expecting to land on Pineberry's lap and sleep there, but Pineberry caught her while she let out a complaining whimper. "No, Opal. I'm way too busy to respond to your little affections. You know that." Pineberry scolded, as Opal let out another meow of complaint. 

Pineberry let out a sigh, as he thought for a moment, before remembering Cupcake told him one of her trusted angels was good with cats. "Alright, Opal. Here's the plan, I do my work and you get taken care of by other people, is that okay?" Pineberry asked, as Opal gave him a look that read, 'No. It's not.' Pineberry groaned before he opened one of his spell books, hoping to find the 'Portal Bind' spell. "You'll just be with them for a while, okay? Just be on your best behavior and try not to be annoying." He said, before he stopped at exactly page 54, before reciting, "Portolosis, Enchantica." And a portal opened. Pineberry entered the portal, as Opal meowed out more complains, but she's a good little feline-

✦Currently:

Matcha, Popsicle, Pomegranate and Candy Corn were currently playing a stupid little card game, since they were uhm...Whatever the fuck they identify as people- They had a 13 Mississippi second of silence, before Pomegranate pulled out a card and slammed it on the table. "Five Everglow spades. Beat that." They said proudly, as the others looked for a card to counter Pomegranate's slammed declare. Pomegranate let out a prideful little chuckle, until they heard a knock on the door. "Oh, I'll get it!" Matcha said as she trotted her way to the door. She opened the door.. Before she closed it. She took a deep breath, before looking back at the others, "Guys, bad news. Pineberry is at the door." She said as Popsicle dropped her cards and Pomegranate's glasses literally fell off, like some sort of devastating scene in a K-drama. "Pine-who?" Candy Corn asked as Pomegranate fixed their glasses. 

"He's the Lord of Darkness, basically. Carried a curse that has been with his father and he's uhm- Basically what he is now-" Pomegranate added, before they stood up. Matcha moved out of their way, before Pomegranate opened the door and looked at Pineberry. "Uhm- Pineberry- Lord of darkness, what brings you here-?" They asked awkwardly, as Pineberry gave them a slow blink, and he set Opal down. "See this cat here? This is Opal. I'm giving you the task to take care of her until I come back. Understand?" Pineberry instructed, his stoic looks just as good as the stoicism in his tone. Pomegranate's glasses almost dropped against, before they adjusted their glasses and nodded aggressively. "You can count on me! Sir-" Pomegranate said, giving an awkward thumbs up, before Pineberry vanished with a trade of a black feather, which also disappeared-

Pomegranate looked down at Opal, "Oh my god." They said, putting a hand on their chest. "That's so fucking adorable." They said, gently stroking Opal's forehead as she purred. "Aww, she's so cute~! She's literally not scary! Unlike her owner-" Matcha added, visibly quivering as she thought of Pineberry standing before her, like she was getting some sort of execution- "Alright, we've gotta take care of this thing, and if we don't? Pineberry will literally fucking kill us-" Pomegranate warned, "How do you know what he'll do-" Popsicle asked. Pomegranate then showed Popsicle a black sticky note, with a message written in white ink, "Because it says so right here." They added as Popsicle read the note:

'If Opal is not taken care within your hands, I'll draw every essence of your blood while leaving your body as a nice meal for my Pineberry spirits. I'll simply chuckle at your death. Take care of her or die again without your soul reforming. I'M SERIOUS.'

..Yeah, that was legitimate and straightforward- "Oh dear-" Popsicle said, as a drip of sweat formed on the side of her head. "Alright, basically we give her food, pats and naps. Let's not fuck anything up, alright?" Pomegranate said, holding up Opal while Opal was getting neck scratches by Candy Corn. And just like that, the four were now Opal's certified cat-sitters. But, this was a rock candy cat- None of these guys know what kind of diet these cats have, or what kind of food makes them go...What's that word? Oh yeah- BLEEHHHH-

For 8 hours straight, they've been taking care of Opal. Opal got pats, naps, some water and most importantly...pats- But there was one problem that made the group confused- Opal wouldn't eat anything they offered her. Fish? No. Strawberries? Fuck no. Even cooked eggs that have been cut and sliced for her so she wouldn't take that long to digest them? She LITERALLY tossed them away like what Matcha did last week with a Poison Amuck body- The four put their minds together, looking at Opal who was currently taking a nap. "Wow- Guess taking care of a cat isn't so easy as I thought it would be.." Matcha said, "I'm literally a cat expert! I know a shit-ton about cats! But... Why can't Opal just fall in line-" Pomegranate said, obviously frustrated that their professions weren't working. 

"Maybe we can find some food with her? She can easily just meow or make excited body gestures at any food she likes- That would be easy!" Candy Corn suggested, before she got reluctant agreements from the other three. Later on, the four were walking on the streets of Savoury City, going inside every market to see if Opal would get excited over any food. So far, she's only getting excited over mouse toys and little feathers, but, it's like she's having beef with food (hahaha- Get it-) and she isn't going crazy over anything- Even if Matcha put food items in front of Opal's face, she'd simply turn away like some salty little grump-

"Ugh, I just don't get it-" Pomegranate groaned, while they made a stop at a park. "Gods, just tell us what you want to eat already-" Candy Corn said, looking at Opal who was currently seated inside a bag. Opal blinked and then she meowed, nuzzling against Candy Corn's palm- Gods, Opal and her stupidly cute fucking face- Candy Corn sighed as Opal continued nuzzling against her palm. "How does Pineberry even take care of such a thing? Or does she not eat-" Matcha pondered, because if Opal was acting like this, would eating be even necessary for her? Matcha's phone gave off a small notification, and she took out her phone. "Ah, man-" Matcha groaned. "What, what's up?" Candy Corn asked, as Matcha showed Candy Corn the notification, the tracker app was informing her a poison amuck was near. "Oh." Candy Corn added, slowly putting down the bag Opal was in. 

It was only a few moments before the amuck crawled it's way to the park, it's rather elastic looking limbs stretching out with it's current mood being nothing but aggression. The four looked up at the ugly motherfucker, before taking out their weapons. "Okay guys, let's just provide Opal some protection and we can eventually find her something to eat." Pomegranate said, before the four heard Opal meowing uncontrollably. "Huh? Opal-" Matcha said, turning around, realizing Opal also spotted the Amuck, but she  wasn't scared, more like...hungry? "Opal, are you hungry-? Opal? OPAL!" Matcha exclaimed as Opal hopped out of the bag and ran towards the amuck. 

"Opal, don't get anywhere near that thing!" Candy Corn shouted, as Opal closed the distance between herself and the amuck. "Opal, you're going to get hu-" before Popsicle could finish her sentence, the four witnessed Opal extend her mouth, revealing sharp arrays of teeth. With a blink of an eye, Opal SWALLOWED the amuck whole, before she began chewing on one of its limbs and swallowing the arm she just ate. "..." Welp, guess they didn't have to do anything but carry Opal around- Matcha slowly walked towards Opal with the bag, before Opal hopped back into the bag and she took her 16th nap. "...That thing is cursed." Pomegranate said, looking at Opal who was sound asleep. How could Pineberry have...THAT as a pet?! No words could describe the amount of shock the group felt, before they began walking home, as if Opal didn't swallow some sort of monster-

Later on, the four continued playing the card game they were playing earlier, with Opal now rested on the coach. "And...Three Checkered hearts! Beat that-" Pomegranate dared, pulling out another card as the others groaned while finding some sort of counter. Soon, a knock on the door was heard. Matcha stood up, and there Pineberry was...again- "Is Opal still in one piece." Pineberry asked, firmness and stoicism stretching throughout his tone like a rubber band. "Yep! She's right here!" Matcha said, before she gently took Opal from the couch and Pineberry took Opal into his arms. "Ah, finally a day where she's still sleeping and not magically waking up to nuzzle against my face." Pineberry said, laughing a bit to himself. Pineberry then vanished, as Matcha breathed a sigh of relief. "WOAH, looks like he's not mad!" Matcha said, closing the door, and returning to the table where the others were. "For a second, I thought he was going to use some sort of magic and figure out Opal ate an amuck! Ahah-" Popsicle laughed out awkwardly. 

✧Meanwhile:

Pineberry placed Opal in her cat bed, as she gracefully wagged her tail. Pineberry let out a sigh, "Good to know you weren't as troublesome as I thought you'd be, Opal." Pineberry said, gently patting her head. Opal slowly opened her eyes, before she started coughing, as if she wanted to spit something out- "Opal-? What the fuck is happening to y-" Before Pineberry could finish his sentence, he saw Opal spit out some sort of elastic arm, with a poisonous hue, before she nuzzled against his shoulder. "...I take it back about you not being troublesome..." Pineberry muttered, before sighing. 

✦The end... 

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'Once Upon a time, in a kingdom not so far away, there was a princess who was only fourteen years of age. She had been in her kingdom for a while now because she was identified as 'Opti-Royalty', basically someone of an unidentified role that was still in the process of being identified, putting her on a line that marks she couldn't be with any of her family members.'

In a hospital not so far away, there was a rather young child named Cinnamon Roll, or as the others call her, 'Cinnabun.' Cinnabun was only fourteen years of age and she'd been classified as an 'Opti-covery' patient, basically a patient whose sickness was rather absurd and doctors are still trying to find her diagnosis. This sickness put her on a line that marked no me of her family members could take her home and could only visit her. 

'Despite not having any trace of her family members coming back before her final role has been identified, she always found company with the people in her kingdom. She laughed with the villagers, play around with her servants and joke with the knights. But she found most of her comfort between a villager who liked reading, a jester that'd always do mini tricks, two servants who were twins and a clover knight and a spade knight'

Despite not having any trace of her family members coming back to take her back home before her diagnosis was finally given, Cinnabun always found her company with people inside the hospital. She laughed with patients, play around with a couple of nurses and joke around with a couple of doctors. But she found most of her comfort with Spaghetti, another young patient who really liked reading, Gummy, another patient who liked doing cartwheels and such, two nurses, Nurse Ginger and Biscuit who were sisters. And Finally, Doctor Chicken Soup and Doctor Chamomile.

' One day, the princess desperately wanted to play with her favorite people, but unfortunately, they all declined. "Sorry, Princess. I have to go and get my books checked." The villager responded, "Apologies, princess. But some servants wanted me to show them my tricks, to see if I'm off somewhere." The jester added, "Sorry princess, my sister and I have to attend to our duties." One of the servants said, "Sorry dear, me and the other knight have to attend to our defenses, so no one can get harmed." The clover knight responded as the spade knight apologized. The princess knew they had things to attend to, but she thought they didn't want to play with her. '

One day, Cinnabun wanted to play with the people she felt the most comfortable with, but unfortunately, they all declined. "Sorry, Cinna...I've gotta get my books checked." Spaghetti said, a frown painted his face. "Eesh- Sorry, Cinna! The nurses asked me to do a couple of tricks, just to see if I'm recovering!" Gummy said, before rolling away. "Oh, sorry dear. But we simply can't play today, me and my sister have things to do and we'd like to attend to some patients." Ginger said, as Biscuit patted Cinnabun's head like some form of apology- "I'm sorry to say this, but me and Chamomile have some errands to do at the hospital. Maybe next time, Cinna." Chicken Soup responded as Chamomile let out a small, "Sorry, kiddo." Cinnabun knew that they were all busy, but she can't help but feel like they were lying...like they didn't want to play. 

' "Am I not fun anymore? Am I dull? Do they not want to play with me anymore..." The princess weeped, holding her stuffed toy she had since she was five. "Lance, do they think I'm boring?" She asked, as her stuffed toy responded, "No, not at all! Mrreoww! They're just busy, sugar!" Lance responded as the princess's tears slowly stopped. "Oh, I'm probably overreacting...but, I just feel sad..." She wiped her tears and let out a few sniffles, before...She heard something...Well, not a thing... Someone...'

"Lance, I don't think I'm fun to play with anymore! They must think I'm dull! I don't think they like playing with me anymore..." Cinnabun sobbed, holding her stuffed toy, one she had had when she was five and luckily she was able to take it to the hospital with her. Although Lance had the inability to talk, he'd probably say something about how Cinnabun is nice to play with, people are just busy. Cinna slowly wiped away her tears as she let out a few sniffles. "You're right Lance...Maybe I'm overreacting a little..." She let out a sniffle. Before she heard...Something...Actually, it wasn't a thing. More like... Someone...

' Cinnabun turned around, before she saw him. She doesn't know who he is, but he's not a patient. He ISN'T a patient. Maybe he was, she didn't know- His dark green body, those neon green features...those weird ass white pupils- He took a few steps towards her, before stopping right in front of Cinnabun, and gave her a creepy ass grin. "Who...Who are you?" Cinnabun asked clutching Lance to her chest, before he touched Lance. Lance wasn't the same cute little white cat with adorable light pink features and a light blue heart on his stomach. He turned into a poisonous nightmare of dark green, neon green and a white broken heart on his stomach.'

' Cinnabun was confused, before inspecting Lance a bit more closer, making him face her direction. Lance's eyes looked right into Cinna's before, he opened his mouth, revealing jagged, white teeth. "Lance-? Why are you-" '

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' The princess eyes opened, but it was too late. Her whole vision was green with a bit of transparency, but she could feel her own consciousness. She stood up, before she stopped in front of a mirror, taking in her new form. '

Lance's new form sat on the top on her head and she was now poisoned. She was taller, she wore some sort of Royal cloak, she had a crown she never asked, and all her teeth were rather sharp. She looked upon her hands, looking at the lime green that now stained her hands that used to be delicate. She started to breathe uncontrollably, before she slashed at a piece of paper with her poisoned hands. The paper dramatically fell onto the floor, before it shifted it's form into a poisoned parrot. "CINNABUN IS THE MOST FUN PERSON EVER! SQUAWKK-" The bird loudly said. 

' The princess paused, had her new form given her some sort of... Power? She drew a heart pattern on a small chess piece, before the chess piece turned into a mini knight and it bowed before her. "All hail her highness." The knight said. The princess paused, before looking at one of the windows leading somewhere else from the kingdom. A new piece of land she had walked upon on, but this was her chance. '

"... I... Can make more friends. If I give them just one touch, I can make a new friend!" Cinnabun reacted with delight, but, this poison wasn't a good thing! Wasn't even fucking nice to begin with- Cinnabun drew a rather...complex shape- She drew a four leaves clover made with spades, before a larger knight appeared. The knight bared its sword, before striking at a wall, granting Cinna a way to roam free. Cinnabun paused, looking at the demolished building, before laughing like a pyromaniac freak- "FINALLY! At LONG LAST! I can find someone to like me in one go! I can make a friend after a friend, after a friend! Until, the entire universe is MY friend!" She laughed before gliding off into the open. "Hmm, looks like the Opti-recovery child wasn't so bad to corrupt after all. She can do my whole job for me!" The Poison bear said, looking at her progress through some globe. "But it's only until those four find a way to stop her... But who am I kidding? This is the EXACT kind of corruption I need!" He chuckled. 

✦ Meanwhile... 

Our one and only demon busting crew were currently in a small store, browsing around and all. "Candy Corn, are you sure we're gonna by this Hydro-cell umbrella thingy?" Pomegranate asked, looking at the umbrella with a transparent material and shiny features (ooh-) "Yeah, we don't what any special sort of rain getting down on is! We might as well take it-" Candy Corn added, and she did kinda have a point- Rumors have it, the material used to make the umbrella was crafted out of one of the finest resistance spell, making any different type of rain or weathering just another boring bit of sand in the desert. 

The four exited out of the shop, before Pomegranate noticed Gumball across the street. "Holy shit- Uhm- Imagine I just made a lame excuse to talk to a girl. Okay, bye!" Pomegranate said, before rushing to the other side Gumba was, as Matcha was gave a smug little smirk. "Gumball, hey- It's me, Pomegranate-" Pomegranate awkwardly greeted, as Gumball gave them a cute little wave in response. "Pom, is been a min'! How are ya?" Gumball asked, as Pomegranate started fiddling with their glasses like some sort of idiot-

"Oh, things have been great and all and uhm- What the fuck is that-" Pomegranate asked, realizing some sort of note with a lime green symbol was currently rushing down from the sky. "What the fuck is wha-" Before Gumball could even finish her sentence, the note landed on Gumball's back, before she let out a horrific scream. "AHHHHHHHH! WHY THE FUCK DOES IT HURT SO BAD..." She said, as neon green patterns stretched out on her skin. "GUMBALL! Holy shit- ARE YOU OKAY?!" Pomegranate was quickly pulled to the side by Matcha, as the four of them rushed off. Pomegranate looked back, before seeing Gumball's form switch, into some kind of mix of a jester and a servant because of the attire that just happen to be written in her pain-

A tall figure stopped in front of Gumball as Gumball bowed her head down, seeing the rest of the city were getting hit with those cursed notes- "Welcome friend!" The tall figure said, Pomegranate looked in disbelief, before the four of them eventually hid in an alleyway. "Okay, what the fuck just happened-" Popsicle said, while Matcha started fanning herself with her hands, "I really don't fucking know- I just saw  a bunch of notes with something lime green on them and they just- Started poisoning people-! Uh- What do we do next- Pomegranate-?" Matcha looked at Pomegranate, who was currently trembling. 

"That... Stupid piece of paper..." Pomegranate said, clutching their fists. "I don't know what we can do, but, we have to do something." It was clear they were angry about what that note did to Gumball, and they're RISKING to do ANYTHING to save her. 

❁ But who knows? Will they succeed or will they fall like- I don't know, like feathers? To be continued... 

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❁Ahem... Where were we? 

' The princess was now nothing short of a corrupted hive mind. She couldn't see the wrong in what she was doing because of the poison spreading out throughout her entire mind, and she was thinking she was making more 'friends', although she's making a goddamn army- '

Cinnabun's new form gave her an ability other than the creativity she had when it came to art or any form of it, she had the ability to create and give. Cinnabun had corrupted a rather cheerful clerk who had nothing in her path to stop her from upgrading or giving any item something new. Toffee now worked under Cinnabun's gaze and the poison from Cinnabun gave her the ability to multiply, now she's a colossal weapon that shoots notes that poison anyone and those notes can always split into more. There is no way to escape it if it keeps multiplying in each corner, where can you run? 

' The princess had now created her own 'hive', a 40ft (12 meter) castle, ending up to the sky and probably hitting a few clouds- The princess was corrupting the land, slowly but surely, and with her minions into the equation? It's only adding a multiplier to the calculation. The princess was nothing but a corruption spreading body, with no limits. She couldn't be stopped, unless you forget...Our Celestial warriors! '

Four people, who've been fucking up poison amuck have been doing their job flawlessly, and they can always make a solution for such an apocalyptic situation. "Alright, from what I remember, there's a poison amuck that's spreading those notes like haywire. We've gotta shield ourselves from those...falling infections or it's game- And I think the umbrella we brought might do just fine!" Pomegranate groaned, doing an invisible eye roll. They thought it was stupid! But stupid enough to work- "Alright, what else?" Pomegranate asked as Matcha hummed. 

"Well, if she's busy giving power to her poison minions or whatever the fuck they are, then she definitely crafted some giant ass knights to protect her- So, we've gotta distract them, much less, get rid of them. In another way..." Matcha added as she did her stupid humming again, before she snapped her fingers. 

' "How about, instead of killing them, we find a way to... Undo them! Like- To make them pure again!" The poet with her gleeful little smile suggested. Honestly, the Elite Scout thought it would be impossible to get rid of the princess's poisoned creations without killing them, but, they were willing to try. '

"Alright, we could try that. But, question is, how do you purify a poison amuck without killing them? Not saying it's impossible, but it sounds like it's impossible." Popsicle added as the gears in Pomegranate's head began to turn, trying to find a way. That's until... they remembered. Cupcake showed them a unique charm that she calls 'The emblem of Purity.' It's basically like those fancy little charms people consider more of as accessories, but the charm is a mix of heavenly and hellish power. It purifies anything under any corruption of sorts, all it needed was one demon, one angel and one person who wasn't an angel or demon. "Candy Corn, Popsicle, let's put our hands together. Matcha, draw a circle, then two diagonal strokes on the top left and do the same on the top right. Then draw a flower in the middle, I have an idea."

' The hivemind that's literally a child princess sat on her throne. The archer under her control multiplied those notes that poison the minds of people who get in contact with them. The princess laughed to herself, thinking she was doing something good, until she started thinking of... them. '

Strikes of doubt and guilt crossed Cinnabun's mind as she thought what the nurses, patients and doctors would say. Seeing her like... this. They'd be frightened, disgusted, even betrayed knowing she's busy corrupting all these people, because she was feeling lonely. 

"Cinnabun, why are you doing this?"

"Seriously, dude? You're making my cartwheels drop."

"My sister and I can't even say how disappointed we are in you."

"Kid, seriously, what's up with you?"

"..."

It'd hurt so much knowing doctor Chicken soup would keep silent. She'd be astonished, offended and heartbroken, she was the only doctor Cinnabun ever got along with in the first place! Now, Cinnabun is here. Corrupted and corrupting. She gave Cinnabun her trust, and here's Cinnabun now...a poison amuck. 

' The princess doubted herself. What would the others think? What would the jester and villager say? How about the servants? How about the knights? They'd all be disappointed in her... They'd feel betrayed... Hurt, even. Lance slept on her head, as if her hair and the new crown on top of her head formed a cat bed of some sort- The princess was all about world domination, but now, does she even want that anymore. She doesn't know what she wants right now, she doesn't know...she snapped out of her thoughts because something in her castle just happened to go BOOM! '

Cinnabun looked from her castle window, before she realized, four mysterious figures just knocked out both of her Mecha Knights, as if it was the easiest task (considering the fact that the Mecha Knights had to be...Two redwood trees huge.) Cinnabun was about to call on her trusty Archer, but, the four figures just came from knocking them out as well. "Intruders! You- You-!" She couldn't even say a word, as one of them took out...a charm? 

' The princess was confused for a second? "Oh, what are you going to do? Put that on my wrist?" She said mockingly, before they actually did that- She felt nothing, at first, before a beam of light made her entire body glow, like she was being purified in the most brutal but not so painful way possible! The light was cleansing her soul, chunk by chunk, until the princess was... Back in her kingdom? It was all in one piece too- She was confused for a second, before the jester cartwheeled into her throne room. '

"Cinnabun, hey! The docs wanna see you! You've gotta take your medication and stuff-" Gummy said, before she took in the look on Cinnabun's face. "Woah, what's up with you? You seem paralyzed or you've seen a ghost! You okay-" Gummy asked, before Cinnabun shook her head, before she walked to the medic room. Cinnabun felt like she was under some sort of bad influence, but suddenly, the feeling is gone? Must be the weirdest thing the princess felt! But, she's back to normal. 

❁Meanwhile:

Starfruit just got out of Skate N' Dine, after she brought herself a burger and stuff. She wanted nothing more but to find a sweet spot to sit, enjoy her burger and draw in her sketchbook. Nothing out of the ordinary, until she saw a... Shining star? It's too early for stars to being out- "Huh? What the fuck is that-" Starfruit said, "Oh! Almost like that star is almost heading towards m-" before she could continue, 'the star' feel on her, as Starfruit felt its weight crash upon her. Starfruit groaned, before looking at the figure that just happened to strike her like a bowling ball. 

Starfruit began to blush, realizing there was a nerd girl on top of her- She was pretty, she had wings of an angel, she had cute glasses with a sapphire glint and her hair was just cute syrup- The figure rubbed her head, before she got off Starfruit and dashed off. Starfruit realized her glasses fell on her chest, "Hey! You forgot your-" it was then the glasses disappeared, probably going back to the runaway nerd who seemed to be in a hurry. 

Starfruit paused, before she took out her phone and sent Mocha a text:

☆The St4R: "Mocha, I need to talk 2 u. Wait 4 my arrival. I better see you in that stupid house of yours."

She texted, before running off like a lovestruck fool who finally discovered what love is. 

✦The end... 

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09:58 am:

Mocha woke up, stretching his arms with a subtle yawn. Ube groaned, trying to pin Mocha back onto the bed because Ube was not only a demon, he's a goddamn lazy fuck and he doesn't get out of bed until 10. "Mmff...Noo- Don't get leave me here..." Ube whined like a little bitch while Mocha laughed a bit. "Quit your whining, Ube. If you're gonna be in this household, you at least gotta keep up with the time I wake up." Mocha said, as Ube let out another long groan. 

Eventually, Mocha was getting himself some breakfast and he was expecting Candy Corn and her little 'gang' to show up, since there was another thing Mocha asked for. Mocha heard his doorbell ring, and Ube went to go get the door this time. "Yo, Mocha, it's the four and-" before Ube could continue, Candy Corn fell face first onto the floor. "Yo, who's the yellow chick?" Ube added before Mocha peered his head a little to see...Starfruit. "MOCHA, MOCHA, MOCHA! I NEED YOUR HELP, IT'S IMPORTANT!" Starfruit exclaimed. 

Eventually:

"So, let me get this straight...you were walking out of Skate N' Dine when all of a sudden, some random girl crash landed on you and she left?" Mocha said, registering Stafruit just said the most random shit in his entire life. "Yeah, yeah! And I just need one of you guys to perfectly draw her for me-" Starfruit added, before Mocha's coffee table had six empty pages and six pencils. "Oh, yay! Drawing!" Matcha exclaimed as the others groaned. 

"So, she had round glasses with cute little white stars on the side, she had this flowy hair style and I think her hair was made out of maple syrup but it was also white, she had these cute dot eyes and butterfly like lashes~" Starfruit went into a daze, her mouth drooling and her face painted with blush and she described the girl she was desperate for, "And she had wings-!" Starfruit said before the others finished up their doodles. "Alright, let's see what you guys manage to capture-" Starfruit added before inspecting the doodles. 

"Wait, did she happen to have a light purple headband." Pomegranate asked, before Starfruit registered that cute detail the mysterious girl had. "Yeah, yeah! It had yellow stars if I remembered and-" Pomegranate just drew an extra something before showing Starfruit the edited drawing, "Like this?" Pomegranate added as Starfruit paused. "Absolutely yes!" Starfruit said, holding the paper like some delicate porcelain doll. 

"She looked just like this! Her cute little dot eyes, her radiant hairstyle, her cute ass glasses, her-" Starfruit's mind then generated an image... I'd rather not tell you. Starfruit's face flared crimson and she hid her face in her jacket. "I'm not going to say the rest-" Starfruit said, her voice muffled by the fabric of her jacket. She barely knows the girl that striker her like a bowling ball hitting some pins, and she's already having such nasty thoughts- Oh God, she needs to be purified- 

"Either way, I think Pomegranate has to be the most accurate- But still, who was that girl I saw-?" Starfruit asked, before Pomegranate added, "Waffle. She's a bit of a jerk." They said, doing another invisible eye roll. "How do you even know her-" Starfruit asked, as Pomegranate's face awkwardly tilted. 

"Oh- Uh, uhm- She's uh-" Pomegranate stuttered, trying to find a valid excuse to Starfruit doesn't suspect they're some celestial being in disguise. 

"Nevermind. Still- I think...I'm in love! I know I sound really fucking crazy, but, I know that I feel my heart flutter! Just like those beautiful eyelashes..." Starfruit was drooling like an idiot again. She was completely starstruck (get it-?) For some random bitch she hardly knows- If Waffle even knew what flashed Starfruit's mind earlier, Starfruit would've had a restraining order against her. "Star, get your goddamn self together. I don't want you spraying my living room with imaginary hearts because you've got a case of crushitis. Give me a break from your little crisis." Mocha said bluntly, rolling his eyes. 

"Don't be such a stick in the mud, Mocha! What if Starfruit really loves this Waffle person? It could get even worse if Starfruit doesn't even say anything about her feelings! What if she starts flooding your whole living room in tears-" Matcha said, concern stretching in her tone. "This is really important, you know? Love isn't just something you can swat off like an annoying fly!" Matcha said, as Pomegranate timed her statement by killing a fly with their hands in one go. 

"Starfruit, we're going to find Waffle for you and do everything in our power to make sure she knows you exist!" Matcha said, jabbing a finger at Starfruit as stars of excitement twinkled in Matcha's eyes. Matcha then grabbed Starfruit's wrist then (not so) gently dragged her out the door, "Come on, let's not waste any time here!" Matcha said, absolutely determined as Candy Corn, Popsicle and Pomegranate followed her with the poor Starfruit that was being held captive in her grip. Mocha sighed as Ube landed down by his side. "It would be funny if we made out." Ube added as Mocha stared at him, "What the fuck did you just say-" Mocha said as Ube crossed his arms, "Nothing."

Meanwhile:

Starfruit was being brutally dragged by an enthusiastic demon undercover. Starfruit had never had anyone do something like this for her, and no, Mocha is too focused on his own life to actually do this. Matcha dragged Starfruit in a park, and she searched head to toe in the area, but nothing. "Maybe we should sto-" Starfruit tried to protest, but Matcha dragged her somewhere else. 

The mall, Skate N' Dine, a museum, an art gallery, that church where Candy Corn has her demon busting training, but still... Nothing- All of Matcha's efforts were in vain, but, all the matching couple ideas must be making all her other thoughts go thin. Matcha wasn't going to give up, and giving up must've been a forbidden word in her current objective-

Pomegranate sighed as Matcha tried thinking of more locations of where you can find a 'retreated love interest'. Pomegranate didn't want to be in this, at all. They remember how they met Gumball, they just bumped into her and then that's how they have their current bond, and then... A stupid idea. "Matcha, how about I try to find Waffle? It will be quick, I swear." Pomegranate asked, before Matcha reluctantly agreed. "Alright, fine... Just don't-" before Matcha could continue, she already saw Pomegranate going farther and farther away from them. 

Pomegranate eventually stopped running and began walking. "Alright, just like how I met Gumball...walk straight, don't pay attention to anything while you walk and then be a dumbass by-" before Pomegranate could continue, they bumped into someone. "Haak-! Hey, watch where you're going, dumbass!" The female figure shouted, before putting her glasses back on and looking at the weirdo that bumped into her. "Oh. Hey, Pom. I was searching my ass off for you!" Waffle said, dusting herself off as Pomegranate got up. "Where were-" before Waffle could continue, Pomegranate held her shoulders tightly and looked directly in her eyes. 

"Listen, I need you to write your number down. But not for me, some girl who's going nuts for you. Do that and I promise I won't ignore your stupid messages, okay?" Pomegranate asked, waiting for Waffle's answer, before Waffle sighed and a small note and pen appeared out of thin air. "Alright, fine. Just don't leave my messages on unread, so I don't have to come down here and talk directly to your stupid damn face." Waffle said, before sticking the note on Pomegranate's face and flying off. 

"Eh, worth it." Pomegranate said, before rushing back to where the others were. "Alright, so, I didn't manage to get her to come her, but I managed to convince her to you her number." Pomegranate said, before plopping the note in Starfruit's now shaky paws. "Holy fuck- Thanks a ton-!" Starfruit said, she could almost feel her eyes sweat a little- "But thanks for-" then Starfruit realized the four just left- Well, who cares? She has a the number of the girl she's infatuated with and she can finally text her! Win win-

✧Somewhere, up above:

Waffle tied her hair in a ponytail while adjusting the straps on her bra. She fixed the light purple T-shirt she always wears before she goes to sleep while she landed in her glorious bed. She was going to call it a night, before her phone buzzed with a notification. "Message from...Star? Must be that girl Pomegranate mentioned to be earlier..." Waffle said, be opening the message. 

○Mecha maker: Uhm, who is this-? 

☆ The St4r: Oh, I'm that girl you happened to crash land on! My name is Starfruit, or you could call me Star for short! Wanna chat a lil'? I've got nothing else to do. ˶ˊᜊˋ˶

○ Mecha maker: I guess we could chat for a bit before I get some shuteye...

And for that night, that chat lasted for at least...1 hour. Guess Waffle must've needed someone to talk to after all-! 

✦The end...