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To: “the three muskequeers 😏😏”

bats 🦇

another school yr that’s so fire 🔥🔥🔥

im lying i fuckin hate school

yo where tf are u guys

8:23

reggiekins

not late?

8:23

bats 🦇

it’s fucking ten mins before school starts

8:23

cassiekins 

eh still kinda late

oh i see u bats

barty

bARTEMIUS

8:24

bats 🦇

i read that as a voice crack

be right there

8:24

cassiekins

rude my voice doesnt crack

get tf out of the library reggie

morning announcements are starting…

8:24

bats 🦇

thats ominous

8:24

cassiekins

dumbledores ominous

8:24

bats 🦇

ur not wrong

like bsffr why does he make up words

and why does he wanna use them in every morning announcement 😭😭

“nargle” what do you mean

8:25

cassiekins

no ur so right

do you remember “snorkack”

like sir tf

8:25

reggiekins 

i’m coming.

8:26

bats 🦇

oh?

please do 😩😩

8:26

cassiekins

stfu barty

you two broke up last year i dont wanna hear it

im going to cover my ears and shout “LALALALALA”

8:26

bats 🦇

LMFAO

dw im over him

8:26

reggiekins

liar.

no one could ever be over me.

8:26

bats 🦇

shush

i kissed someone else

didnt last tho

8:26

cassiekins

WAIT WHAT. HOW

WHO??

WHY DIDNT WE KNOW THIS

8:26

bats 🦇

macdonalds party

evans

ygs were traveling

8:26

cassiekins

LILY???

8:27

bats 🦇

do we know any other ones

well petunia ya but she graduated

also im p sure shes not single

8:27

cassiekins

lmao

but

damn lily agreed to kiss you??

goddamn

8:28

bats 🦇

lmao we were both drunk

wasnt a big deal

8:28

reggiekins 

i thought you had a crush on her in middle school?

8:29

bats 🦇

i did 

was a while ago tho

8:29

cassiekins

YOU WHAT

wait guys the announcements are starting

please be better this year

oop never mind

what is he WEARING

8:29

bats 🦇

“my little poptarts” who are u talking to

8:29

cassiekins

“your heads are full of cobwebs from the summer” im SORRY??

8:29

bats 🦇

u should be

mrs slept for twelve hours straight every fucking day

8:30

cassiekins

ok so,

8:30

bats 🦇

u have no defense omg

“you little tadpoles”

im

what

lmao reg just walked in

with a huge book

boy tf r u doing

8:31

reggiekins 

reading.

8:31

bats 🦇

yeah i can SEE that

8:31

reggiekins

barty, stop waving at me.

barty for fuck’s sake this blond guy just turned and stared.

so did my brother and his friends.

8:31

bats 🦇 

exactly my intention

also who is that guy

who transfers in junior yr

oh theres a girl that looks just like him next to him

8:32

cassiekins 

wonderful how you clocked who reg was talking about right away

but can we focus on “all of you oddments will find your place”

8:32

bats 🦇 

oh we certainly can

bc wtf

like dude im tired can i go to class

8:32

cassiekins 

ive never heard you utter those words

does reg have earbuds in

oh my GOD hes listening to mcr

8:32

bats 🦇 

like the emo he is

😭😭

8:33

cassiekins 

reading dostoevsky and listening to mcr im.

speechless honestly

he doesnt gaf

8:33

bats 🦇 

tbh i dont either

8:33

cassiekins 

barty take those earbuds out

8:33

bats 🦇 

salty u didnt bring ur own?

8:33

cassiekins

fuck you

8:33

bats 🦇 

shut up meadowes i’ll let u share mine

8:34

cassiekins

thats sweet but im not listening to rock this early in the morning

8:34

bats 🦇

take that back its always time for rock

also damiano’s voice 😩😩😩

8:34

cassiekins

oh wait its that one rock band

8:34

bats 🦇

yeah

8:34

cassiekins

anyway

OH THE BELL JUST RANG

finally

8:35

bats 🦇

FREE AT LAST

i have english first

ughhh do i rlly wanna listen to pomfrey yap

8:35

cassiekins

hey she’s nice

but english tho imagine 

i have math

mcgonagall ❤️❤️

only bcs she actually teaches

8:35

bats 🦇

tbh i wouldnt know

i sleep

8:35

cassiekins

stfu

some people actually need to listen in math

8:35

bats 🦇

HAHA COULDNT BE ME

reg is intensely staring at his book

8:35

cassiekins

yes bartemius that is how you read

8:36

bats 🦇

stfu dorcas

he’s doing like the hyperfocus eyes

the one where his eyes get really wide and he blinks slow

like the one that freaks us out

8:36

cassiekins

oh lmfao

is pomfrey not picking on him

8:36

bats 🦇

bsffr dor

pomfrey? picking on anyone?

i fell asleep in her class last yr and she CHECKED ON ME AFTER

8:36

cassiekins

oh right

i knew there was something off about those words

is he still reading

8:36

bats 🦇

he’s so into it its kinda funny

8:36

cassiekins

wait mcgonagall’s looking

later

8:36

bats 🦇

oh bye

reggie says bye too lmfao

8:36

bats 🦇

FIRST CLASS DONE AYYY

no ones gonna join me in cheering?? :(

9:30

cassiekins

get to ur next class bartemius

9:30

bats 🦇

rude.

wait where is that

oh i have it with reg

i’ll follow him :P

9:31

reggiekins

never use that emoji again.

9:31

bats 🦇

shut up ill do wtv i want

9:31

cassiekins

control ur man black

9:31

reggiekins

not my man.

9:32

bats 🦇

HEY i was

9:32

reggiekins

“was.” see, that’s exactly the problem.

i broke up with you for a reason

9:32

cassiekins

DAMN 💯💯💯

9:32

bats 🦇

IT WAS MUTUAL

9:32

bats 🦇

oh shit flitwick is looking

9:33

cassiekins

already?? goddamn

9:33

bats 🦇

its fine i live on the edge

9:33

reggiekins

he said, before putting his phone into his pocket and looking at flitwick like he was trying to figure out his thoughts.

9:33

cassiekins

LMFAO

9:34

bats 🦇

please flitwick not a project

its the first day of school pls

im fucking praying

9:46

reggiekins

well fuck, barty, i don’t think your praying worked.

9:46

cassiekins

well obviously i think if there was a god they’d rather die than listen to someone named fucking bartemius

bats 🦇

stfu reg

and dorcas

he’s just salty on having his THREE YEAR CRUSH as his partner

wait who tf is evan rosier

the name sounds pretty

oh he’s the blond kid from earlier

9:46

reggiekins

why did potter have to be in this class?

sigh.

9:46

cassiekins

OH HE GOT POTTER??

oh reggie

is that going to be a problem

9:46

reggiekins

i hope not.

9:47

cassiekins

won’t you have to work with him ?

9:47

reggiekins

that is what a project entails.

9:47

cassiekins

all im saying is i better get updates

9:47

reggiekins

on what.

dorcas.

there are going to be no “updates”.

9:48

cassiekins

🤨🤨🤨

9:48

bats 🦇

no updates my ass

good luck lmfao

9:48

reggiekins

likewise.

9:48

reggiekins

did i just see you writing your number on a piece of paper?

what happened to your phone?

9:50

cassiekins

why are you texting him if he doesnt have it out

9:51

reggiekins

well sorry if i’m trying to AVOID EYE CONTACT WITH MY CRUSH OF THREE YEARS.

anyways.

barty just asked the teacher to charge his phone.

HE SAID YES.

9:51

cassiekins

flitwick??? 😭😭

damn 😭😭😭😭😭😭

9:51

cassiekins

hey where are you guys

barty do you have your phone now lmfao

12:12

bats 🦇

yes

and

ive abandoned u

no im getting lunch lmfao

suffer

12:12

cassiekins

die

12:12

bats 🦇

not until i kill my father

12:12

cassiekins

can’t even argue with that honestly

reg?

12:13

reggiekins

i’m in the library

12:13

cassiekins

jfc of course you are

at least have lunch

12:13

reggiekins

no.

white nights.

12:13

cassiekins

sigh

okay

but i will threaten you with those shitty plastic sporks if you dont have lunch tmw

bats come back

12:14

bats 🦇

im where we sat last yr

oh wait theres those two kids here

the ones from my class

12:14

cassiekins

it doesnt matter theyre new

do u wanna sit with them?

12:14

bats 🦇

idk

oh fuck wait dorcas

the club that my father made me sign up for

the meeting is today

12:15

cassiekins

💀💀

the debate club??

who the fuck does that

first day of school is crazy

gl

12:16

bats 🦇

yeah

ugh

bye dor

12:16

cassiekins

bye bats

guess im gonna go have to find reggie

12:17

bats 🦇

LMFAO

good luck

12:17

cassiekins

im gonna need it

12:18

bats 🦇

WE’RE DONE

did ygs also get this much hw oh my fucking god

4:32

cassiekins

shut up and do ur math bartemius ik for a fact u got more hw

4:32

bats 🦇

hey im only one grade higher in math

also ur still online 🤨🤨

4:32

cassiekins

NERD 🫵

also shut up i dont have as much hw

u have fucking debate club too lmfao

4:32

bats 🦇

UGH DONT REMIND ME

🙄🙄

wait my fathers coming upstairs 

hope i dont die

bye

4:33

cassiekins

oop 😭😭

good luck soldier

4:33

-x-

“evan 🥀 ” saved (xxx)-xxx-xxxx to their contacts as “ barty crouch”

To: barty crouch

evan 🥀

hey it’s Evan!

your partner for the project

4:26

barty crouch

oh hi

i’m barty

4:50

evan 🥀

great!

I’ve got the right number this time

4:52

barty crouch

this time??

didnt know u sent me another text

4:52

evan 🥀

that’s because I didn’t

because

yknow

it went to the wrong person

4:53

barty crouch

🤣🤣🤣

sorry dude

that’s just

how???

4:54

evan 🥀

your handwriting

is

um

I have nothing good to say so I won’t say anything at all

4:54

barty crouch

LIES

LIES AND SLANDER

4:54

evan 🥀

I GOT INSULTED CAUSE OF IT 😭😭😭

[insert screenshot]

[insert screenshot]

and they were NOT nice about it

4:55

barty crouch

‘I have no clue who you are, now can you please piss the fuck off and let me get back to sleep?’

they were NOT happy

4:56

barty crouch

wait

wait a goddamn second

OH THE NUMBER

4:58

evan 🥀

???

4:58

barty crouch

THATS MY BESTIE

4:58

evan 🥀

‘bestie’?

4:59

barty crouch

regulus black

aka my bestie pookie wookie bear

🥰💞🥰💞🥰💞

4:59

evan 🥀

the broody kid??

why was he sleeping

5:00

barty crouch

yeah

he insists on sleeping after school for some reason???

fuck if i know 😭😭😭

tho i think he’d take offense to being called broody

5:00

evan 🥀

does he also take offense to being called your “bestie pookie wookie bear”?

5:01

barty crouch

probably

but

not like im gonna stop

he’s stuck with me 🤣🤣

5:01

barty crouch

anyway

how was ur first day at literal hell

5:03

evan 🥀

you mean other than the insane principal and the frankly appalling couple I saw almost have sex against a locker?

it was alright

5:03

barty crouch

ur funny

i like u

5:03

evan 🥀

thanks

i try

5:04

barty crouch

we gotta work on the project don’t we

5:04

evan 🥀

right!

that

uhm

5:05

barty crouch

flitwick assigns such DUMB projects

tf even is a brochure

5:05

evan 🥀

are you being forreal

Barty

look me in the fucking eye and tell me you don’t know what a fucking brochure is

5:06

barty crouch

i cant look u in the eye rn

but i can tell u idfk what a BROCHURE is

5:06

evan 🥀

Barty what. what the fuck 😭😭

it’s the thing that people get for information

the thing that folds open

just

just fucking search it up

5:07

barty crouch

OH

that’s what that was

5:09

evan 🥀

…

moving past that

5:09

barty crouch

right

um

5:10

evan 🥀

anyways

do you wanna make the doc or shall I

5:10

barty crouch

already have one

5:10

evan 🥀

so prepared, crouch

didn’t expect that

5:11

barty crouch

really?

5:11

evan 🥀

I mean

no offense but you do seem like the rebel type

they usually don’t do much work

5:11

barty crouch

oh none taken

that’s exactly what I wanted rosie

well not to not do work but yk

5:11

evan 🥀

rosie??

5:12

barty crouch

rosier

rosie 

came up w it myself

i like calling ppl by nicknames

its shorter

is that weird

5:12

evan 🥀

not really

it’s chill

haven’t heard that one before

5:12

barty crouch

cool

anyway yeah

rebel type and all

but still

my father wants me to not let my grades slip

5:13

evan 🥀

ohhh okay

we really should get to working on the brochure

5:15

barty crouch

damn ur right

I’ll share the doc w u

5:15

evan 🥀

cool thanks

5:15

evan 🥀

what in the fuck is that slide theme

5:19

barty crouch

it’s my creativity tyvm

5:19

evan 🥀

it looks like a unicorn threw up on the slides

why

isnt this an. english project?

5:19

barty crouch

its a rainbow

🌈🌈

5:19

evan 🥀

i can see that

5:19

barty crouch

damn rosie r u saying ur homophobic

5:20

evan 🥀

no?? what

why would i be homophobic

5:20

barty crouch

i mean u can never tell

why wouldnt u be

5:20

evan 🥀

sigh

5:20

barty crouch

??

5:21

evan 🥀

are you going to make me say this

can you not take a hint

5:21

barty crouch

mean :((

and no i tend to be quite stupid like that (regs words)

5:21

evan 🥀

im gay

5:21

barty crouch

OH

WAIT IM SORRY

this makes me seem like an asshole

did i accidentally out you to me

5:22

evan 🥀

i mean idrc

im out to everyone that matters so ur just the newest addition

welcome to the club?

5:22

barty crouch

happy to be here 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

oh im bi btw

it’s not a secret rlly

5:22

evan 🥀

oh yay

that’s cool

5:22

evan 🥀

barty what is that godawful font

I thought we were supposed to be teaching the class not giving them an aneurysm

5:34

barty crouch

PUT RESPECT ON LOBSTERS GOOD NAME

5:34

evan 🥀

SHUT UP ITS LITERALLY A FISH

5:34

barty crouch

LOVSTERS ARENT FUCKING FISH

AND WERE TALKING ABT THE FONT DUMBASS

5:35

evan 🥀

hey ur the real dumbass here that font looks like a kindergartner chose it

5:35

barty crouch

hey it’s fancy

5:35

evan 🥀

that’s??? fancy???

sigh

only the titles

5:36

barty crouch

YAY :3

5:36

evan 🥀

put that away

5:36

barty crouch

:|

5:36

evan 🥀

better

5:37

barty crouch

sir are u a killer of fun and whimsy

5:37

evan 🥀

no im just unable to see that emoji used with a straight face

what the fuck even is that

😭😭😭

5:37

barty crouch

noted

sir

5:38

evan 🥀

who r u calling sir

5:38

barty crouch

u 😉😉

5:38

evan 🥀

barty. project

5:38

barty crouch

sir yes sir

5:38

evan 🥀

genuinely how do people deal with you

5:39

barty crouch

they don’t

5:39

evan 🥀

ah

5:39

evan 🥀

ok wait we got everything right

books we read

explanations

summaries

6:14

barty crouch

check

check

aaaaaaaaaaaand

drumroll please

6:14

evan 🥀

no

barty

6:14

barty crouch

taker away of whimsy 🙄🙄

6:14

evan 🥀

that is not grammatically correct

6:15

barty crouch

ur not grammatically correct

6:15

evan 🥀

you insult like a fifth grader

6:15

barty crouch

if u wanted me to insult u like an adult u could’ve asked 😉😉😉

6:15

evan 🥀

fym insult me like an adult

these jokes are just getting worse

6:16

barty crouch

yea well there’s only so many jokes u can make abt sex

6:16

evan 🥀

oh my god

barty do we have everything

6:16

barty crouch

oh right

yes we do

without the drumroll bcs u don’t like whimsy……….

6:17

evan 🥀

excuse you mr ur not grammatically correct

6:17

barty crouch

that doesn’t have anything to do with anything

6:17

evan 🥀

just wanted to point out that

i might not have whimsy but you arent funny

6:17

barty crouch

HEY

6:17

evan 🥀

im not wrong

6:17

barty crouch

🙄🙄🙄

6:17

evan 🥀

wait

we need to present it too

8:46

barty crouch

oh right

flitwick doesnt rlly care abt presentations

not much

u can read off the screen all u want

he just likes the final project

lowk i think he just wants to hang them all on his wall for back to school night

8:47

evan 🥀

oh lmao

we’re good then?

8:47

barty crouch

yeah we’re good

anyways

back to my sense of humor

which i do have

evan 🥀

uh….huh…….

wait oh sorry I gotta go

math hw

6:20

barty crouch

oh wait lmao i hv that too

bye for now rosie

8:48

evan 🥀

bye barty

8:48

-x-

To: dora

evan 🥀

panda

9:32

evan 🥀

pandoraa

9:35

evan 🥀

PANDORA FUCKING ROSIER

9:45

pandabear

bonjour

9:45

evan 🥀

goodness finally

can you get me one of those

sour patch kids

i think im addicted

pls 

i know maman still has them

9:46

pandabear

jeez, evan

you’re obsessed with those things

9:47

evan 🥀

yeah, yeah alright

just step away from your experiment for a bit and get me those

9:48

pandabear

how do you know about that??

9:48

evan 🥀

pandora.

rosier.

you cannot tell me you left your room smelling like smoke and chemicals

and didn’t expect anyone to know

we littr live together

and I helped you unpack

9:49

pandabear

ah

i see

9:49

evan 🥀

i covered for you when maman asked btw

so

you owe me

9:50

pandabear

i didn’t ask you to, technically!

9:50

evan 🥀

pandora

please

i need my sour patch kids

9:50

pandabear

sigh

alright, evan

because you’re my favorite brother

9:50

evan 🥀

don’t let felix read that

9:51

pandabear

HE’S OUR COUSIN

YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU ALL EQUALLY

9:51

evan 🥀

LMAO

love how defensive you got there

but my sour patch kids

im waiting

9:52

pandabear

ominous but okay

9:52

evan 🥀

?

9:55

pandabear

evan calm down im getting them

9:55

evan 🥀

okay

hurry up

9:56

pandabear

IM COMING

9:57

evan 🥀

MERCIIIII

ILY PANDA

9:58

pandabear

no you love the sour patch

you literally did grabby hands at me when i came in

you are OBSESSED

9:58

evan 🥀

…

and what of it

9:59

pandabear

omd

youre a lost cause

9:59

evan 🥀

yeah yeah okay now let me enjoy these

10:00

pandabear

alright ev

oh!! did you like my new friend??

10:00

evan 🥀

the red haired girl? yeah

lily i think

10:01

pandabear

yep!!

she’s so amazing :))

10:01

evan 🥀

she’s cool!

10:01

pandabear

she really is

oh wait!! how was your first day

10:02

evan 🥀

first day went surprisingly well actually

I mean I did get a project

but my partners cool so

10:02

pandabear

tres bon!!

did you finish your project

10:02

evan 🥀

yeah

we’re presenting tomorrow ughhh idk why it’s so short

teachers…

but do you remember prof maxime at our old school

10:02

pandabear

OMD YEAH

she scared me

quite a bit

and she knew french so I was scared she’d talk to maman about us 😭😭

10:03

evan 🥀

we always stayed on her good side lmao

10:03

pandabear

… ev she caught me stealing from her chemical cabinet

10:03

evan 🥀

now why ever would you do that

sigh

pandora what are you even making in there

10:03

pandabear

I’m trying to make the most potent poison in the world

10:04

evan 🥀

why…?

10:04

pandabear

bc I can!!

it’ll be fine I’ve been working on this for two years now

10:05

evan 🥀

YOU WHAT

since freshman year??

HOW DID I NOT KNOW 😭😭

10:05

pandabear

you listen to music 24/7 + you always sleep at 10 and I sleep at 12 so

it’s actually not that hard to sneak around you

10:05

evan 🥀

I hate that you’re right

don’t blow yourself up panda

i do want my sister alive

10:05

pandabear

:)) okayy ev

I‘ll try

10:06

evan 🥀

why did something just start sizzling in your room

10:06

pandabear

that

uh

might be a concern

bonne nuit!

10:06

evan 🥀

what 😭😭

pandora??

sigh

bonne nuit panda

don’t die

10:06

-x-

to: “the three muskequeers 😏😏”

cassiekins

update ???

11:00

reggiekins

well we started. 

we texted a bit.

11:02

cassiekins

OH MY GOD

OMG

BATS ARE U SEEING THIS

THEY TEXTED

11:02

reggiekins

James texted me first.

11:02

cassiekins

JAMES???????

HE CALLED HIM JAMES

BARTY WHERE ARE YOU

11:03

bats 🦇

IM HERE

LMFAO

(sent screenshot)

this u reg?

11:03

reggiekins

how did you get those texts?

11:03

bats 🦇

that was my project partner LMFAOO

11:03

cassiekins

WAIT IM CRYING WHAT

😭😭😭 Barty is your handwriting really that bad

11:04

bats 🦇

that’s what he said

11:04

cassiekins

.

11:05

bats 🦇

no like

(sent screenshot)

that’s literally what he said

11:05

cassiekins

oh lmfao

11:05

bats 🦇

not my fault ur minds in the gutter 🙄🙄

11:05

cassiekins

i’m sorry WHOS talking???

11:06

reggiekins

(send screenshot)

I feel like we have more important things to worry about.

HE TEXTED BACK.

11:06

bats 🦇

IS HE APOLOGIZING FOR BEING FRIENDS WITH OLDER BLACK

woah potters like a giant golden retriever

11:06

cassiekins

marls told me he once bought matching friendship bracelets for all of his friends

he really is

11:06

bats 🦇

us WHENNN

11:06

reggiekins

ew.

no.

11:07

cassiekins

but REG “if you ever wanted to talk about Sirius im always open to that, just not to insulting him- but! we can talk!!” 

KEEP HIM

11:07

bats 🦇

i didnt know ur type was this sweet but god fucking DAMN

he’s sweet i’ll give him that

11:07

reggiekins

wow, keep telling me the obvious why don’t you?

11:07

cassiekins

DID YOU REPLY

11:08

reggiekins

not yet.

is “thanks for the offer James.” good??

11:08

bats 🦇

regulus. u gotta give him hope.

add smth like “i’ll hit u up on that”

11:08

reggiekins

be so fucking for real Barty when have I ever said ‘hit u up’?

I'll add “I may take it.”

11:08

bats 🦇

hey at least it HELPED

:<

11:09

cassiekins

so proud of you reg

maybe he will finally actually communicate

to think id live to see the day

11:09

reggiekins

shut the fuck up.

also Barty stop using those godforsaken emojis.

11:09

bats 🦇

NEVER :3

11:09

cassiekins

BARTY WHY 😭😭😭

11:09

bats 🦇

good night -.-

11:10

cassiekins

bad night so very bad night

mom come pick me up im scared

11:10

bats 🦇

maybe mckinnon will protect u with her baseball bat

11:10

cassiekins

now THATS a thought

god i love that woman

11:10

reggiekins

stop being gay and go to sleep.

11:10

cassiekins

coming from YOU is CRAZYYYYY

11:10

bats 🦇

says the gayest one of us all

11:10

reggiekins

shut up.

11:11

bats 🦇

make me

11:11

cassiekins

LALALALALALALALALALALALALA SHUT UPPPPPPP

11:11

bats 🦇

LMFAOOO dw dor my taste has become better 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

11:12

reggiekins

shut the fuck up.

11:12

bats 🦇

and a good night to u too

11:12

cassiekins

gn weirdos ❤️

11:12

Chapter Text

To:  the three muskequeers 🤭🤭

bats 🦇

guess who cant sleep again

fuck u all arent u awake

i’ll be the groups only insomniac then

🙄🙄

2:12

bats 🦇

we are not passing the bechdel test

or

whatever tf is that

ugh

wait its not for insomnia

its for women

my bad women

3:13

bats 🦇

ok i slept three hours

#gome

7:45

cassiekins

barty wtf

why were you up at 3 am

7:47

bats 🦇

couldnt sleep

isnt it obvious

7:47

cassiekins

that’s not healthy bats

7:47

reggiekins

she has a point.

7:48

bats 🦇

awwwww are u two going soft on me

🥹🥹🥹

7:48

cassiekins

why do i even bother

7:48

reggiekins

our presentation is today barty.

7:49

bats 🦇

OH FUCK

WAIT YEAH

7:49

To: rosie

bats 🦇

presentation today 💯💯

we’re so gonna do well

7:51

rosie

sure

as long as we don’t kill them with those titles

“best genre in literature” in lobster over a rainbow background

7:51

bats 🦇

hey we chose horror

thats gotta count for something

7:51

rosie

oh it counts for EVERYTHING

horror is easily the best genre

which is

let me continue the conversation we had in class

psychological horror is easily the best literature

because not only does it make you THINK it makes you think about HUMAN NATURE

oh wait am I ranting

7:52

bats 🦇

nono go on this is interesting

7:52

rosie

oh

well then

bit basic but the silent patient was a fucking MASTERPIECE

exploring that through the point of view we had was… holy fuck

7:53

bats 🦇

i prefer more of Dracula but i do get where ur coming from

7:53

rosie

you’ve read dracula?

7:53

bats 🦇

fuck yes i have

it’s a masterpiece

why’s that even a question rosie

7:54

rosie

oh nothing i just didn’t know you read

7:54

bats 🦇

RUDE??

excuse u i do read

7:54

rosie

i get that now dw

just yknow the entire rebel thing

7:55

bats 🦇

man what is ur thing against rebels

7:55

rosie

i don’t have anything against rebels

i just

i was at a super preppy private school in France before this

so

7:55

bats 🦇

ohhhhh

that makes more sense

my father wanted to send me to a private school

like I’d ever survive in a fuckin private school

7:55

rosie

it’s really not that bad

no im lying it was horrible

war flashbacks Barty

war flashbacks

7:56

bats 🦇

LMFAOO

oh shit i gotta go

cya later rosie 

we’re gonna do great

7:56

rosie

bye

we are trust

7:56

To: the three muskequeers 🤪🤪

reggiekins

Barty why are you playing fucking footsie with your project partner. 

9:02

cassiekins

LMFAO HES WHAT

wait the new kid??

gotta say him and his sister’s styles are fire

9:02

bats 🦇

RIGHT??

he’s got the best band tees

also stfu reg i wasn’t fucking playing footsie with him

he kicked me when I said I didn’t know what cigarettes after sex was

9:02

cassiekins

deserved

9:03

bats 🦇

SHUSH

i know now

and I kicked back obviously

my competitive spirit can’t take ts 

and he kicked back 

9:03

cassiekins

ok bats we don’t need a whole play by play

textbook definition of footsie btw

reg who is this kid and what has he done to barty 

9:03

reggiekins

wait shut up you two i’m going to present.

9:04

cassiekins

💔💔 i shall not be silenced

9:04

bats 🦇

hush meadowes

our dear weggie boy is going up there

oh my god

the sexual tension in front of the board is insane

is anyone seeing this??

potter hands reg the mic and reg stares at him like he wants to eat him

HE’S GONE FOR POTTER

ABSOLUTELY GONE

9:04

cassiekins

LMFAOOOOO

please continue

9:05

bats 🦇

gladly

reg is talking and potter looks like he wants to make out w him

i would too

9:05

cassiekins

LALALALALALA

MORE POTTER LESS YOU

9:05

bats 🦇

im hurt cassie 

im so very hurt

you have hurt me

9:06

cassiekins

ok we get it drama queen

9:06

bats 🦇

😔😔

lmao wait 

REG’S BLUSHING

CODE RED

9:06

cassiekins

AHAHAHA

OH MY GOD

I WANT TO BE THERE

9:07

bats 🦇

skip

9:07

cassiekins

i wish

9:07

bats 🦇

why not

9:07

cassiekins

barty.

9:07

bats 🦇

dorcas.

ur in physics

i’ll help you review

9:08

cassiekins

really?

9:08

bats 🦇

of course

u know i always will right

u only have to ask

9:08

cassiekins

oh

thanks bats

9:09

bats 🦇

np dor

9:09

cassiekins

still not skipping

its senior year bats

9:09

bats 🦇

AW MANNN

okay wait

they’re done

its me next 😭😭

9:10

cassiekins

🫡🫡🫡

9:10

reggiekins

have you fuckers been texting about me?

9:10

bats 🦇

mind ur language reggie

ok bye

9:10

cassiekins

how was your one second contact with potter’s hand

9:11

reggiekins

DORCAS SHUT UP.

9:11

cassiekins

LMAOOOOO

9:11

reggiekins

dorcas, for your information, you were even more insufferable when you got together with mckinnon.

and even before.

goodness, i can’t even think about the before.

9:12

cassiekins

why am i friends with two drama queens

9:12

reggiekins

shut up.

what in the fuck is that godawful slide theme?

i’m pretty sure rosier didn’t do that, i think barty did.

it’s bright fucking rainbow.

they’re talking about horror.

what the fuck.

9:12

cassiekins

LMFAOOOO

i wonder how the kid dealt with him

bartys a nightmare in group projects

9:12

reggiekins

dorcas, i have never seen barty genuinely smiling at anyone who’s not us, but that changed today.

what the fuck is going on?

9:13

cassiekins

OH WAIT WHAT

this is rather unexpected…

with this and the footsie

9:13

reggiekins

quite intriguing, i’d say.

9:13

reggiekins

he’s coming back.

9:19

bats 🦇

WERE U MFERS TALKING ABIOTU ME

what about the footsie

9:19

cassiekins

nothing 🤭🤭

9:19

bats 🦇

DORCAS

REGULUS

9:20

cassiekins

barty.

9:20

reggiekins

yes, bartemius?

9:20

bats 🦇

insufferable i tell you

absolutely insufferable

9:21

cassiekins

oh my god he’s actually typing out words

REGULUS JOT THIS DOWN

9:21

reggiekins

lmao.

9:21

cassiekins

REGULUS??? 

USING ABBREVIATIONS???

what is today oh my fucking god

oh fuck mcgonagalls looking again

9:21

bats 🦇

SERVES YOU RIGHT

9:22

cassiekins

STFU BARTY

9:22

bats 🦇

FREE AT LAST

11:34

cassiekins

regulus get tf out of the library

im gonna poke you with a shitty plastic spork

11:34

reggiekins

i don’t want to.

11:34

cassiekins

TOUGH LUCK

11:34

reggiekins

insufferable idiots, all of you.

i’m coming.

11:35

bats 🦇

AW HE DOES LOVE US

11:35

reggiekins

no, i just know how to make you two stop bothering me.

11:35

bats 🦇

meanie :((

im buying lunch again btw

11:36

cassiekins

oh okay

i’ll sit with the new kids

also wasn’t winky making lunch for you?

she insisted on it whenever i came over

11:36

bats 🦇

well

father dearest fired her

11:36

cassiekins

oh shit i’m sorry bats

11:36

bats 🦇

its okay

its not

i mean

its him

whatever

11:37

cassiekins

well we’re always here if you need to talk

11:37

reggiekins

or help with hiding a body.

11:37

bats 🦇

thanks guys

I KNEW U LOVED ME REG

11:38

reggiekins

we literally dated, bartemius, i figured you’d know that much by now.

11:38

bats 🦇

AWWWW WHAT IS THIS REGS BEING SWEET

11:38

cassiekins

i think that was supposed to be an insult

11:38

bats 🦇

idk and idc

wait i see older black

why is he here

11:39

reggiekins

refused to eat anything mother packed for him.

11:39

cassiekins

honestly thats fair im half convinced shes trying to poison you two

11:39

bats 🦇

wait brb

11:39

cassiekins

barty are you going to antagonize him

barty.

11:40

reggiekins

hold on, dorcas, i’ll go over there.

11:40

cassiekins

no you wait i got this

11:40

reggiekins

okay. i’ll wait next to the rosier kids.

11:41

bats 🦇

black fucking threw his plastic spork at me

11:56

cassiekins

it’s true

and then barty caught it in his mouth

and

eugh

sucked on it

11:56

bats 🦇

and then i said

THATS HOW I LOOKED WHEN I SUCKED UR DADS DICK LAST NIGHT

11:56

reggiekins

bartemius.

crouch.

11:56

bats 🦇

junior!

11:57

cassiekins

he’s gonna murder you

11:57

bats 🦇

HEY older black punched me first

11:57

cassiekins

YOU BROKE HIS NOSE

11:57

reggiekins

you WHAT?

barty, you’re going to get a detention.

11:58

bats 🦇

yeah

id be kinda confused if i didnt

11:58

reggiekins

shut up.

your father’s not going to be happy.

11:58

bats 🦇

idc reg

11:58

reggiekins

why did you do it?

11:58

bats 🦇

you know why

he hurt you

i hurt him

11:59

cassiekins

while i enjoy this show of protectiveness

and very much agree

reg i’m waiting with him in the principal’s office

pettigrew and older black are here too

11:59

bats 🦇

they keep glaring at me

11:59

cassiekins

YEAH I WONDER WHY BARTY

11:59

bats 🦇

so you’ve left me here?

12:00

reggiekins

pandora rosier’s quite an interesting person.

12:00

bats 🦇

WHATTTT DID OUR REGGIEKINS MAKE A NEW FRIEND

12:00

reggiekins

no.

well.

she’s nice enough.

12:01

bats 🦇

AWWWWWWWWW

she’s rosie’s twin of course she’d be

12:01

cassiekins

who tf is rosie

bats 🦇

evan

rosier

rosie

12:01

cassiekins

oh my GOD

12:01

reggiekins

dorcas what parallel universe did i wake up in?

12:02

bats 🦇

???

whats the deal

12:02

cassiekins

WHATS THE DEAL HE SAYS

12:02

To: starboy

starboy

what the fuck is wrong with him.

does he seriously not realize.

12:02

cassie

before he asked you out he literally thought he wanted to kiss you platonically

12:02

starboy

what the fuck is wrong with him.

12:03

cassie

who knows

sigh

we have to help him

12:03

starboy

and how would we do that?

we can’t just barge in.

12:03

cassie

welllllllll he did lock me and mckinnon in a room last christmas

that fucker

12:03

starboy

so… you want to parent trap him?

12:04

cassie

SINCE WHEN DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE PARENT TRAP IS

12:04

starboy

james recommended it.

never mind.

12:04

cassie

JAMES??? WHAT???

WHEN WAS THIS???

12:05

starboy

this morning when we were texting.

12:05

cassie

YOU WERE TEXTING WHEN

12:05

starboy

this morning, meadowes, are you daft?

12:06

cassie

excuse me

12:06

starboy

you’ve been excused.

12:06

cassie

reg you little shit

we will be talking about this

right after we sort out barty

12:07

To:  the three muskequeers 🤭🤭

bats 🦇

DORCASSSS

REGGGGG

dor i can literally see u texting

who r u texting

GASP IS IT MCKINNON

thats mean :(

cruel u would leave me like that :(:(

and reg where r uuuuuuu

guyssssssss???

GASP ARE U TEXTING EACH OTHER

THE BETRAYAL

THE AGONY

12:09

reggiekins

stand down barty.

12:09

bats 🦇

URRR BACKK

ugh theyre calling me in

and older black

ewewewwww

meadowes try not to kill pettigrew while im gone

i know u want to avenge me

12:10

cassiekins

sure man

12:10

bats 🦇

YOU WOUND ME

12:11

cassiekins

yeah yeah now leave

i’ll be here when you get back

12:11

bats 🦇

thanks dor

i love u too

12:11

cassiekins

get lost dumbass

12:11

bats 🦇

yes ma’am

12:12

To: starboy

starboy

what should we do about barty?

12:12

cassie

reg i’ve been thinking about this and

should we even get in the middle

i mean

it’s been a DAY

12:12

starboy

you’re right dor.

12:13

cassie

oh my god

you did not just say that

DID REGULUS SAY SOMEONE ELSE WAS RIGHT??

oh my

whatever shall i do

12:13

starboy

okay, okay shut up.

but, dor, i just don’t want him to be alone.

i mean, it was sort of my fault we broke up.

12:13

cassie

you were just trying to not hurt him

12:14

starboy

dor, i realized james was my “enemy” because i had a crush on him.

that wasn’t fair to barty.

12:14

cassie

you’re right it wasn’t

but you don’t need to beat yourself up for that

what’s gone by has gone by

and honestly?

i think bartys ready to move on

it’s been more than a year

12:14

starboy

we were so young and stupid.

i mean, at fourteen? what were we even thinking?

12:15

cassie

reg you have to let yourself fall in love

you have to let people in who want to be in

12:15

starboy

i’m scared.

it doesn’t end well.

12:15

cassie

i know it sometimes doesn’t reggie

but sometimes it does

and that’s always worth it

12:15

starboy

thanks, dor.

12:16

cassie

now about barty

i think we just observe for now

oh he’s back

12:16

starboy

okay.

i’ll see you guys soon.

12:17

To:  the three muskequeers 🤭🤭

reggiekins

i’m in evan’s math and he’s been asking for you, barty.

well.

once.

1:19

bats 🦇

AWWWWWW HE DID???

tell my pookie wookie i’ll be back soon

🥹🥹🥹

1:19

reggiekins

i don’t know why i even said that.

i will not be telling him that.

1:19

bats 🦇

REGULUSSSSSS

I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME

1:20

reggiekins

…

1:20

bats 🦇

REGGIE???

the betrayal

i am heartbroken

i am…

hurt

1:20

reggiekins

dramatic much?

1:21

cassiekins

shut up you two my phone’s been buzzing in my pocket the entirety of chem

you KNOW pomfrey hates when that happens

1:21

bats 🦇

ugh fine

only for you meadowes 😘😘

1:21

cassiekins

ew

im a lesbian

1:22

reggiekins

we’ve known.

1:22

cassiekins

get your ex to stop hitting on me

1:22

bats 🦇

RUDE

U CANT CONTROL ME

1:22

reggiekins

down, barty.

1:23

bats 🦇

😔😔

ugh fine

1:23

cassiekins

black how do you do that

1:23

reggiekins

well.

1:23

cassiekins

NO

DON’T TELL ME I DON’T WANNA KNOW

1:23

bats 🦇

well if u ever do 🤭🤭

1:24

cassiekins

I

AM

A

LESBIAN

IN

A

COMMITTED

RELATIONSHIP

1:24

bats 🦇

im sure right now ur learning abt how we have

chemistry

1:24

cassiekins

that was so bad

im leaving

1:25

bats 🦇

😔😔😔

no one loves me

1:25

reggiekins

shut the fuck up, bartemius.

1:25

bats 🦇

ur only saying that cuz james is reading out loud in class rn

1:25

reggiekins

…

1:26

cassiekins

LMFAOO HE DIDNT EVEN DENY IT

1:26

bats 🦇

HOW COULD HE

HES LITTR STARING AT HIS FACE DOR

1:26

cassiekins

AJSJSJSJSJS

1:26

reggiekins

the bell just rang.

don’t come find me, nimrods.

1:26

cassiekins

woah pulling out the posh insults are we

1:27

bats 🦇

NIMRODS

NIMDORSN 

ICANT FUCKING

OI JY MG GOD

1:27

cassiekins

you broke barty

1:27

reggiekins

thankfully.

1:27

To: rosie

rosie

were you at lunch today?

3:43

bats 🦇

aw did u miss me rosie

3:52

rosie

oh my god

forget i said anything

3:52

bats 🦇

LMAOOO

i wasnt

i was in dumbledores office

3:52

rosie

SECOND DAY OF SCHOOL??

3:53

bats 🦇

no need to flip ur lid rosie

3:53

rosie

the?? second??? day though?????

what did you even do???

3:53

bats 🦇

u shouldve seen the other guy

3:53

rosie

oh my god

wait was that the fight i heard about with sirius??

lily was laughing about it

3:54

bats 🦇

HOW COULD SHE

AFTER ALL WE’VE BEEN THROUGH

3:54

rosie

???

since when do you know lily

isn’t she like a grade above us

3:54

bats 🦇

so’s dorcas

i kissed her

3:54

rosie

oh

cool

didnt need to know that

3:55

bats 🦇

u asked

3:55

rosie

i regret it

3:55

bats 🦇

rude??? i am a perfectly good kisser tyvm

3:55

rosie

why are we talking about this

3:55

bats 🦇

i dont know why are u

3:55

rosie

ME??

3:56

bats 🦇

yes u

3:56

rosie

whatd i do

3:56

bats 🦇

i forgot

anyways

3:57

rosie

😭😭😭

3:57

bats 🦇

do u wanna hear abt the fight or not

3:57

rosie

wait i do i do

so

3:57

bats 🦇

so

i dont like sirius

he wasnt very nice to reg

and reggie happens to be my best friend

3:58

rosie

aw crouch i didnt know you had feelings

3:58

bats 🦇

is this bully barty day

3:58

rosie

every day is bully barty day if you try hard enough

3:58

bats 🦇

try harder 😋😋

3:58

rosie

i am done with this conversation

3:59

bats 🦇

NO DONT LEAVE

hold on

wait

i go to sirius

3:59

rosie

i thought you hated him??

3:59

bats 🦇

getting to that rosie

he throws a spork at me

he hates me too

4:00

rosie

i wonder why

4:00

bats 🦇

everyones being mean today

4:00

rosie

ok we get it drama queen

continue with the story

4:00

bats 🦇

yessir

4:00

rosie

😭😭

4:01

bats 🦇

i catch the spork

and then i put it in my mouth

4:01

rosie

why do you have to make everything sound like an innuendo

4:01

bats 🦇

it gets better wait

and then i say the most genius line ever uttered

THIS IS HOW I SUCKED YOUR DADS DICK LAST NIGHT

4:01

rosie

OH MY GOD

YOU ACTUALLY

OH MY GOD

WHY

😭😭😭

I CANT BREAHJTJ

4:02

bats 🦇

NOO DONT DIE

4:02

rosie

LMAOOO

i cant believe you did that

and then??

4:02

bats 🦇

and then he punched me

4:02

rosie

ARE YOU OKAY

i feel bad for laughing now

4:02

bats 🦇

im okay dw

u shouldve seen him

i broke his nose

4:02

rosie

much less funny

did you get detention

4:03

bats 🦇

yeah lmao

still kinda funny

4:03

rosie

id hate to agree with you

4:03

bats 🦇

but?

4:03

rosie

nothing id just hate to

4:04

bats 🦇

😭😭😭

ur so mean rosie

4:04

rosie

LMAOO

4:04

bats 🦇

also ik i said this in class

but u did well on the presentation

4:04

rosie

you did too

4:05

bats 🦇

rosie

4:07

rosie

yeah?

4:07

bats 🦇

ik the project is done but if u ever need help hmu

4:07

rosie

i will

no matter how annoying you are

4:07

bats 🦇

im not sure whether to feel offended or happy

4:08

rosie

😇😇

4:08

bats 🦇

😭😭😭

4:08

To: pandabear

pandabear

i heard that you have a new friend

why havent i heard about this yet-

4:32

evan 🥀

pandora???

HOW???

4:32

pandabear

reg told me

4:32

evan 🥀

oh right

i think lily was telling me about barty then

also dw i’d tell you always it’s just that we did a group project together like yesterday

and he’s a bit interesting

makes me wanna study him under a microscope if im being fr

4:33

pandabear

oh??

that’s veeeery interesting ev

4:33

evan 🥀

it’s not like that panda

i mean we’re new and even i’ve heard of his track record

4:34

pandabear

that doesn’t really matter

4:34

evan 🥀

i know

it’s just

it’s not like that panda

4:34

pandabear

okay ev

is he nice?

4:35

evan 🥀

surprisingly

i told him im gay

4:35

pandabear

you WHAT

4:35

evan 🥀

ok it was a bit stupid

but its not like its a HUGE secret

and barty was nice about it

4:35

pandabear

okay ev

i’m glad you told him

i know it’s hard for you to open up sometimes and i’m happy you’re making friends

4:35

evan 🥀

je t’aime panda

4:35

pandabear

je t’aime aussi ev

4:36

evan 🥀

also barty’s funny

4:36

pandabear

is that why i heard you giggling a few minutes ago??

4:36

evan 🥀

I DONT GIGGLE

I

LAUGH

4:37

pandabear

okayyyyy ev

whatever you sayyy

4:37

evan 🥀

pandaa :(:(

i dont giggle

4:37

pandabear

wait

it’s bubbling

4:37

evan 🥀

panda??

what’s bubbling???

pandora is it the poison

dont die ???

alright just leave me on delivered then

im your BROTHER

pandora.

4:38

evan 🥀

sigh

i GUESS i’ll just go back to MATH again

pandaaaaaaaaa

4:46

To: the three muskequeers 🤭🤭

bats 🦇

father dearest found out about the detentions all of next week

7:52

cassiekins

i mean

you cant really hide that

7:52

bats 🦇

i guess

im grounded too

ugh

i really hope it ends before the party potter always throws

7:53

cassiekins

i think it’s in like two weeks

you’ll be fine bats

hopefully

we’ll break you out if ur not

7:53

reggiekins

i’ll help.

you have to be there so i don’t face potter alone.

7:54

bats 🦇

AWWWW THATS SO SWEET

7:54

reggiekins

it’s so i can use you as a meat shield.

7:54

bats 🦇

less sweet

anything for u my dear reggie

7:54

cassiekins

EYEBLEACH

but yes

you have to be there bats

or we’ll sneak you out

7:55

reggiekins

and hide the body.

7:55

bats 🦇

YESSSSSSS

ily guys

7:55

cassiekins

awwwww

i love you guys too (sometimes)

7:56

bats 🦇

RUDE?? 😭😭

7:56

cassiekins

shush i have to keep up my cool senior persona somehow

7:56

reggiekins

i’d like to agree with dorcas.

sometimes.

7:57

cassiekins

oh my god

he’s agreeing with me???????

we have to mark this day down in history

7:57

bats 🦇

fr itll go in the textbooks

we’ll never forget this

7:57

reggiekins

shut up you two.

7:58

cassiekins

you know you love usssssss

7:58

reggiekins

no.

7:58

bats 🦇

cmonnnnnnnn

reggie weggie

7:58

reggiekins

stop it.

7:58

cassiekins

you love us ❤️❤️

7:59

reggiekins

🙄

7:59

cassiekins

LMAOO

7:59

bats 🦇

okay mf we love u too

gtg work on hw weirdos bye

8:00

cassiekins

bye barty

8:00

To: rosie

rosie

this may be a bit soon to cash in that offer but

barty wtf are conics

11:22

bats 🦇

oh those bitches

I hate them

they’re

well

this may be easier to explain in person

11:23

rosie

that’s great and all barty but

this hw is due TOMORROW

AND I HAVE A TEST

11:23

bats 🦇

damn

third day of school is crazy

11:23

rosie

barty

help

11:24

bats 🦇

im WORKING on it

11:24

rosie

work harder

i shouldnt have said that please dont make a joke

11:24

bats 🦇

LMFAOOO

just for u i wont <3

hold on

11:25

bats 🦇 started a FaceTime

rosie

oh that works

11:25

bats 🦇

i think u fell asleep so

good luck for tmw rosie

hope u understand conics

gn

12:16

To: the three muskequeers 🤭🤭

bats 🦇

guys

guysguys

GAYS

GUYS*

either works

2:23

cassiekins

tf bartemius its fucking 2 in the morning

2:23

bats 🦇

hey u responded

2:23

cassiekins

unfortunately

2:23

bats 🦇

yk evan

2:24

cassiekins

group project guy?

the one reg sat with?

yeah

2:24

bats 🦇

yes and yes

so

well

2:24

cassiekins

uh huh

get to the fucking point

2:24

reggiekins

shut up you two.

2:25

cassiekins

wish i could reg

but im afraid our favorite insomniac wants to start a conversation

2:25

bats 🦇

shut up shut up

i called him to help with math

he fell asleep on call with me

it was adorable

2:26

cassiekins

oh this

THIS is interesting

does our little barty have a crush

2:26

bats 🦇

no stfu

cant i platonically admire that his face was squished onto his arms

2:27

cassiekins

okay barty we get it ur gay

2:27

bats 🦇

bi*

and

its nOT LIKE THAT

2:27

cassiekins

im too tired for this

good fucking night

2:28

bats 🦇

DORCAS

:(

:(((

2:29

reggiekins

shut the fuck up and go to sleep, barty.

2:30

bats 🦇

b-b-but

he also talked about horror novels :(

and he asked how i liked dracula

and i told him i loved the book

and he went on a mini rant

2:30

cassiekins

barty we don’t need a fucking commentary on ur call

2:30

bats 🦇

RUDE

MEADOWES THIS IS IMPORTANT

2:31

cassiekins

SLEEP IS MORE IMPORTANT

GO TF TO SLEEP

2:31

bats 🦇

NEVER

U CANNOT SILENCE ME

rosie would never be this mean to me

no he would actually

and id like it

i like it when he talks

2:31

To: starboy

starboy

is he this fucking oblivious?

2:32

cassie

kill me

regulus just fucking end me

2:32

starboy

no.

suffer.

and what happened to not meddling?

2:33

cassie

it’s funny to see him fumbling

but i wont go any deeper

2:33

starboy

fair.

it’s entertaining.

2:33

To: the three muskequeers 🤭🤭

cassiekins

go to sleep barty

2:34

bats 🦇

ur no fun

2:34

cassiekins

well its THREE IN THE FUCKING MORNING BATS

I WONDER WHY

2:34

bats 🦇

its not even two forty five yet

liar

2:35

cassiekins

stfuuuu let me get my beauty sleep

2:35

bats 🦇

ughhhhhhhh

dor :(

2:35

reggiekins

sleep.

now.

bartemius.

2:36

bats 🦇

yessir

2:36

reggiekins

disgusting.

2:37

cassiekins

glad that worked

im off to bed gays

barty pls get some sleep

2:37

bats 🦇

no promises

😇😇

2:38

cassiekins

sigh

2:38

Chapter Text

To: barty crouch

evan 🥀

ty barty

or should i say bartemius

8:23

“evan 🥀” changed “barty crouch”’s contact name to “bartemius jr”

bartemius jr

shut up I shouldn’t have told u abt that

8:25

evan 🥀

too late now

:)

8:25

bartemius jr

evan u little shit

8:25

evan 🥀

😇😇

8:26

bartemius jr

😔😔😔

the betrayal

oh the utter pain of this BETRAYAL

8:26

evan 🥀

you’ll live

8:26

bartemius jr

I SHALL PERISH

8:27

evan 🥀

ok pack it up drama queen

you gave me a nickname

8:27

bartemius jr

rosie is cute

bartemius is fucking

sucky

8:27

evan 🥀

it’s absolutely diabolical actually

who names a child that

8:28

bartemius jr

my father…

8:28

evan 🥀

why…

if you don’t mind me asking

8:28

bartemius jr

nah it’s good

he named me after him but junior 😭😭

8:29

evan 🥀

OH

I ASSUMED IT WAS AFTER A FAMILY MEMBER

THE EGOTISM

8:29

bartemius jr

IKR 😭😭😭

TF IS WRONG WITH HIM

8:29

evan 🥀

who named HIM tf

where did this bad name legacy begin

8:30

bartemius jr

all very great questions

they will have to wait tho

the bell rang

and u rosie hv a math test

gl!

8:30

evan 🥀

thank you

AND TY FOR YESTERDAY

drama queen has some good in him

8:30

bartemius jr

what is this slander

i am nothing but good rosie

8:31

evan 🥀

uh huh

ok bye

8:31

bartemius jr

bye

8:32

bartemius jr

ev

rosie 

rosieeeeee

9:46

evan 🥀

barty?

texting in class?

9:46

bartemius jr

u replied

and idgaf abt history

worst subject in the world

howd the math test go

9:47

evan 🥀

surprisingly okay?

think i graphed the hyperbola wrong though

oh well

9:47

bartemius jr

its okay rosie

your grade will live

9:47

evan 🥀

hopefully

anyways

texting in class???

9:48

bartemius jr

i hate history.

who tf needs to know abt 

idk

the divorced beheaded died thing

9:48

evan 🥀

we’re?? learning about columbus???

9:48

bartemius jr

same thing rlly

9:49

evan 🥀

NO THEY FUCKINF WERENT???

9:49

bartemius jr

ur putting so many question marks so rlly u dont seem that confident

9:49

evan 🥀

no im just in awe of your stupidity

9:50

bartemius jr

damn rosie

and here i thought we were chill

9:50

evan 🥀

we are but wtf dude 😭😭

you can’t like

not know abt columbus

9:51

bartemius jr 

oh i do

i was just joking w u

pulling ur leg

9:51

evan 🥀

ah

9:51

bartemius jr

pulling one over on u

taking the piss

making a joke one might say

9:52

evan 🥀

ok we GET IT

😭😭

now i feel dumb

9:52

bartemius jr

aw no rosie don’t feel bad

:’(

9:52

evan 🥀

bartemius. stop it. 

9:53

bartemius jr

yes sir 🫡🫡 

9:53

evan 🥀

sigh

please take notes barty I don’t want you to fail the test we have in THREE DAYS

9:53

bartemius jr

lmao

its fineeeeeeeee

i’ll just read the textbook or smth

9:54

evan 🥀

really?

i’ve heard binns’ tests are really fucking hard

9:54

bartemius jr

ok no offense rosie but u just got here

9:54

evan 🥀

i know things

9:55

bartemius jr

o…kay…

anyways

its all good

9:55

evan 🥀

whatever you say barty 

9:56

bartemius jr

not u acc caring abt my grades tho

trust i got this it’s what i do every year

9:56

evan 🥀

oh

and

does it work

9:56

bartemius jr

surprisingly yes

why are you doubting me 😔😔

9:57

evan 🥀

how can i not doubt you

guy who landed himself in the office on the SECOND DAY??

9:57

bartemius jr

rude

9:57

evan 🥀

but true

9:58

bartemius jr

ok fine

oh shit binns is lookin at me weird

bye rosie

9:58

evan 🥀

bye barty

9:58

To: the three muskequeers 🤭🤭🤭

reggiekins

bartemius.

9:56

bats 🦇

yeeees?

10:01

reggiekins

stop texting during class.

10:01

bats 🦇

why do u care

10:01

reggiekins

your quiet giggling is annoying

10:02

cassiekins

giggling???

10:02

bats 🦇

STFU I DONT GIGGLE

10:02

cassiekins

who even are you texting

is it evan

10:03

bats 🦇

yeah

10:03

cassiekins

interesting…

10:03

bats 🦇

???

10:04

cassiekins

nothing 

barty focus

apush is so shitty and horrible

10:04

bats 🦇

idccccccc

i can take it trust !!!

10:04

cassiekins

thats what i thought too…

10:05

bats 🦇

ok what could be so bad

10:05

cassiekins

binns expects you to memorize…

like dates names everything

10:05

bats 🦇

wait tf

that’s not even

what

THAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL

ROSIE WASNT JOKING

10:06

cassiekins

what??

10:06

bats 🦇

oh he said binns was hard on tests

how did he know tf

10:06

reggiekins

he and lily were talking during lunch.

stop texting during class.

10:06

bats 🦇

hey u responded

10:07

reggiekins

because i can’t fucking focus when my phone is buzzing that loudly, bartemius.

so, please, end this conversation before i do something extremely illegal.

10:07

bats 🦇

sooo dramatic and for what 

im sorry dont murder me

10:07

reggiekins

shut the fuck up and STOP TEXTING.

10:08

bats 🦇

oh my GOD i get why

its because james is the ta isn’t it

you just want to stare at him

AND UR TELLING ME TO SHUT UP

10:08

cassiekins

LMFAOAOAOA

10:09

reggiekins

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

I AM GOING TO GOUGE OUT YOUR EYE WITH A SPOON.

10:09

cassiekins

SJSJDJSJSJJS THIS IS SO FUNNY

10:09

bats 🦇

U SAY THAT DORCAS BUT HE IS COMPLETELY CAPABLE OF MURDER

10:10

cassiekins

I KNOW THATS WHAT MAKES IT HILARIOUS

10:10

reggiekins

[sent photo]

shut it.

10:10

cassiekins

WHY IS HE IN A HEADLOCK

HOW DOES BINNS NOT NOTICE

10:11

reggiekins

binns is too busy staring at his computer screen.

10:11

To: bartemius jr

bartemius jr

evan if u never see me again BLAME REGULUS

AND DORCAS FOR BEING A BYSTANDER

10:10

evan 🥀

barty tf are you talking about

???

uh give a sign of life maybe

hey youre supposed to sit with us during lunch

10:11

bartemius jr

I’VE ESCAPED

im coming rosie dont fear !!

11:42

evan 🥀

escaped from ??

class???

11:42

bartemius jr

reggie

im scared hes going to actually murder me

he put me in a headlock 💔💔

11:42

evan 🥀

do i need to tell a trusted adult

11:43

bartemius jr

this happens all the time dw

11:43

evan 🥀

why??

11:43

bartemius jr

who knows honestly

its reg

but this time specifically?

🤭🤭🤭

other times

other reasons

he threatens me a lot

11:44

evan 🥀

you're a very threatenable person

11:44

bartemius jr

EXCUSE U

11:44

evan 🥀

nah

11:45

bartemius jr

how could u rosie 💔💔

btw im coming to sit w u ill tell u then

11:45

evan 🥀

don’t you need to buy lunch??

11:45

bartemius jr

made a sandwich

cause

idk

11:46

evan 🥀

got possessed?

11:46

bartemius jr

smth like that

rosie where u sitting

11:46

evan 🥀

with pandora and lily 

and apparently regulus now too??

11:47

bartemius jr

that checks out

oh my god he’s gonna actually kill me

rosie will u protect me 🥺🥺

11:47

evan 🥀

what

if i say okay will you come

11:47

bartemius jr

were u not gonna say yes 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

11:47

evan 🥀

oh mon dieu 

fine yes okay now come

11:48

bartemius jr

did u just speak french 

wha

11:48

evan 🥀

barty

I transferred from canada 

what do you think I fucking speak

11:48

bartemius jr

the weathers nice out eh??

11:48

evan 🥀

BARTY

oh my fucking god

just come here

11:49

bartemius jr

SOMEONE wants to see me 😏😏😏

11:49

evan 🥀

sigh

11:49

bartemius jr

no wait im coming

11:49

evan 🥀

finally

11:49

To: the three muskequeers 🤭🤭🤭

cassiekins

barty why are you here so early

11:53

bats 🦇

why does no one see the fucking sandwich

i made one

11:53

cassiekins

you??? put in effort???

11:54

bats 🦇

it was a one time thing

no more!!

never again

I got like two sleep

two sleeps

fucking

two hours

11:54

cassiekins

SLEEP MORE

you look like you’re about to drop dead

11:55

bats 🦇

gee thanks dor

11:55

cassiekins

barty

11:55

bats 🦇

yes maam 

hey regs being sooo quiet

and typing

11:55

cassiekins

I see it

do you think he sees us texting

11:56

bats 🦇

LMAOO

hm idt so

hmmmmmmm

oh my god

11:56

cassiekins

barty why tf did you just lean over and almost fall on reg 

OH WAIT LMFAO

WERE YOU TRYING TO SEE

11:56

bats 🦇

YES DORCAS NOW SHUSH

11:57

cassiekins

STOP TRYING AGAIN LMFAO

did u see anything

11:57

bats 🦇

HES TEZTING POTTER

HES FUCKINGN IGJOIRJF US

FOR POTTRR

11:58

cassiekins

LMAOOOOOO

regggggg do you have something to tell us

11:58

bats 🦇

YES REG TELL US

11:58

reggiekins

are you two texting about me?

stop.

11:58

bats 🦇

someone’s tryna deflect 🤨🤨🤨

11:58

reggiekins

it’s just biology things.

james knows I did ap bio last year.

he’s asking me questions.

11:58

cassiekins

and HOW did you get to that point??

you weren’t even TEXTING like a day ago

11:59

reggiekins

and now he’s just asking me school questions.

your point?

11:59

cassiekins

jfc

11:59

bats 🦇

he’s hopeless

go loverboy goooo

11:59

cassiekins

(derogatory)

12:00

bats 🦇

he’s not even replying

we’ve been ABANDONED dor

12:00

cassiekins

THE BETRAYAL

im kidding go get your man

12:00

reggiekins

he’s not my man.

12:00

bats 🦇

YET

12:01

To: that one mf

cassie 💋

does he not see james looking at him while he’s texting 😭😭

12:01

that one mf

he’s fucking BLIND 

12:02

cassie 💋

ihatethisihatethisihatethis

men are fucking stupid

12:02

that one mf

hey

12:02

cassie 💋

not taking it back

it applies to u too bartemius

12:03

that one mf

HEY WHATD I DO

12:03

cassie 💋

…

do you want that alphabetized or chronological?

12:03

that one mf

ok fair

STILL MEAN HOWEVER

I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS SLANDER

12:03

cassie 💋

then fall

12:04

that one mf

that line goes so hard I cant even say shit

12:04

cassie 💋

LMAOO

12:04

To: the three muskequeers 🤭🤭🤭

cassiekins

evans a cool guy actually

12:10

bats 🦇

TOLD U

ALSO BACK OFFFFFF HE HASNT TALKED TO ME

12:10

cassiekins

no can do

we are shit talking u actually

12:10

bats 🦇

HEY

12:11

cassiekins

he’s being too nice

12:11

bats 🦇

YAY

he’s so nice to me

well no he’s not

he’s mean sometimes

IN A GOOD WAY

12:11

cassiekins

he’s so fun to talk to

peak music taste peak opinions etc

he’s better than that wrong number buddy u had that turned out to be a creep

12:11

bats 🦇

fucking avery…

ugh

and IKR he is literally the BEST

12:12

cassiekins

you mean he enables you

12:12

bats 🦇

rude ☹️☹️

why do i keep u as friends…

12:12

cassiekins

LMFAO NO

we keep you

like u kept that racoon in a cage

12:12

bats 🦇

DORCAS STOP

THAT WAS TWO YEARS AGO

12:12

cassiekins

still very stupid

12:13

bats 🦇

when are u gonna let that go 😭😭

12:13

cassiekins

never

actually

im gonna tell evan

12:13

bats 🦇

DONT U DARE

12:13

To: bartemius jr

bartemius jr

DONT LISTEN TO MEADOWES

SHE LIES

ALL LIES

LIES AND SLANDER

12:13

evan 🥀

barty did you fucking keep a raccoon in a cage

12:14

bartemius jr

NOOOOO IM TOO LATE

you’ve been IGNORING me all lunch and now THIS

12:14

evan 🥀

fym ignoring 😭😭

12:15

bartemius jr

PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEE

stop talking to dorcas im clearly better

12:15

evan 🥀

hm

12:15

bartemius jr

EVAN

12:15

evan 🥀

barty

12:16

bartemius jr

:((((((((((

12:16

evan 🥀

gimme one reason

12:16

bartemius jr

I DID

IM BETTER

AND DORCAS IS WORSE

and obvi I want u all to myself

12:16

evan 🥀

oh

12:16

To: the three muskequeers 🤭🤭🤭

cassiekins

tf why did evan just start talking to barty

randomly 

he was in the middle of telling me abt his pinned bugs 💔💔

12:17

bats 🦇

hehe

12:20

cassiekins

what did you do now 😭😭😭

12:20

bats 🦇

nothing bad trust !!

12:20

cassiekins

i have no faith in you

12:20

bats 🦇

(sent screenshot)

see!!!

12:20

cassiekins

you flirt

12:21

bats 🦇

I WASNT FLIRTING???

anyone would want him to themselves !!

12:21

cassiekins

sure bats

12:21

bats 🦇

no like

i want him to be MY friend

mine

u guys would corrupt him 🙄

12:21

cassiekins

uh the only one corrupting anyone is you bartemius

12:21

bats 🦇

HEY

this is NOT bully barty day

12:22

cassiekins

now it is

12:22

bats 🦇

:(:(:(

12:22

cassiekins

put those away omg

12:22

bats 🦇

😔😔 i have no friends

holy shit why is older black getting down on one knee

tf is going on

12:22

cassiekins

FUCK

I THOUGHT MARLENE TOLD HIM NOT TO OD THAG

LUPINS GONNA HATE HIM

12:23

bats 🦇

the FUCK is he on

“my moonbeam ice cream” this CANNOT be real

dor pinch me am I dreaming

12:23

cassiekins

DW HES NOT PROPOSING

12:23

reggiekins

can anyone tell me what happened the two minutes I was gone?

12:23

bats 🦇

oh loverboy it was so much longer than two minutes

12:24

cassiekins

WE HAVE A SITUATION

12:24

bats 🦇

no wait im enjoying this

12:24

reggiekins

why the fuck is my brother proposing.

12:24

cassiekins

he’s not

12:25

bats 🦇

yea reg cant u read

12:25

cassiekins

SAYS YOU???

12:25

bats 🦇

stfu meadowes

we’re watching history

12:25

cassiekins

NO

GUYS

12:25

reggiekins

is that a fucking homecoming proposal.

12:26

cassiekins

yeah

marls told him not to do it in broad fucking daylight because it’s LUPIN but

12:26

bats 🦇

he’s stupid

12:26

cassiekins

yes

12:26

reggiekins

undoubtedly.

this is my brother we’re talking about, after all.

12:27

cassiekins

LMFAOO

12:27

bats 🦇

how much we wanna bet lupin dumps him end of this year

12:27

cassiekins

i’d say my whole life savings if it was any other person

12:27

bats 🦇

u mean ur whole ass ten dollars

12:28

cassiekins

SHUT YOUR MOUTH 

you with ur daddys money istfg 

12:28

bats 🦇

it’s cause the only thing good abt him is his money

12:28

cassiekins

ok you’re right there i cant even argue

12:28

cassiekins

what even was today ohh my god

first the headlock in binns

then the hoco proposal

THEN pandora set fire to her hair in chem

and then

just shrugged it off

😭😭😭

3:21

bats 🦇

OH MY GOD WAS THAT THE FIRE ALARM

HAHAHSHSHA

THANK YOU PANDORA 🙌🙌🙌

3:21

cassiekins

thank you pandora😌😌😌

3:22

bats 🦇

did slughorn scream

3:22

cassiekins

you’re just mad ur not in his best students club

(yes)

(it was more like a shriek tho)

3:22

bats 🦇

CAUSE I DESERVE THAT CLUB

AND WE ALL KNOW IT

EXCEPT THAT MF

(YES 🔥🔥🔥)

3:23

cassiekins

(sent video)

3:23

bats 🦇

DORCAS MEADOWES YOU AMAZING HUMAN BEING

3:23

cassiekins

😇😇😇

3:23

bats 🦇

ILYSM

3:23

cassiekins

you too bats

I gotta do hw now 😭😭

3:24

bats 🦇

oh lmao me too 💔💔

english I hate you

3:24

bats 🦇

ok but wtf why is there a calc test first week of school

5:23

cassiekins

barty 

he literally told us

it was

in the summer hw

5:28

bats 🦇

THERE WAS SUMMER HW??

5:28

cassiekins

DUE TOMORROW DUMBASS

5:28

bats 🦇

WHAT

HUH

5:28

cassiekins

😭😭😭

good luck my dude

5:29

bats 🦇

plsplspls dorcas can i have ur summer hw like a bit of it

ill buy u boba tmw i promise

5:29

cassiekins

thai tea??

5:29

bats 🦇

obviously

5:29

cassiekins

DEAL

gimme a moment

(sent photo)

5:30

bats 🦇

TY DORCAS

5:31

To: bartemius jr

evan 🥀

hey

7:32

bartemius jr

hi rosie 

7:32

evan 🥀

do you have the bio notes for proteins

im

NOT prepared

for the quiz tmw

7:33

bartemius jr

WHY DO ALL MY CLASSES HAVE ASSESSMENTS TMW OHH MY GOD

and I gotchu rosie

7:33

evan 🥀

good luck barty 💔💔

7:34

bartemius jr

(sent photo)

7:34

evan 🥀

THANK YOU

7:34

bartemius jr

np rosie

anything for u 😉😉

7:34

evan 🥀

oh my god

also

last question

7:35

bartemius jr

uhhuh

7:35

evan 🥀

mrna is the thing that travels right

like outside the nucleus

7:35

bartemius jr

yeah

and rrna makes ribosomes and trna does… something…

7:35

evan 🥀

LMAOO

thanks barty

7:36

bartemius jr

like I said

anything for u 😘😘

7:36

evan 🥀

oh my GOD

7:36

bartemius jr

🤭🤭

7:36

bartemius jr

wait im bored

7:40

evan 🥀

it’s been like two minutes but go off i guess

7:40

bartemius jr

a-a-are u on p-purpose being m-m-m-m-m-mean to me ? OwO

7:41

evan 🥀

wtf barty

don’t do that

what the fuck

7:41

bartemius jr

LMFAOO

anyways rosie you wanna call

7:41

evan 🥀

oh uh

sure

u can help me w bio

just don’t pull that typea shit again tf

7:41

bartemius jr started a FaceTime 

bartemius jr

join

evannnnnn

joinjoinjoin

evan

ev 

rosie 

evie 

7:45

evan 🥀

evie?

7:46

bartemius jr

HI

it’s like evan 

but

evie

7:46

evan 🥀

oh

no one’s shortened my name to that before lmao

7:46

bartemius jr

do u like it

7:47

evan 🥀

it’s cute

you make good nicknames

7:47

bartemius jr

EVAN

i think this is the first compliment uve given me all this time

7:47

evan 🥀

nO I TAKE IT BACK

im not fueling that ego oh my god

7:47

bartemius jr

too late 😈😈😈

7:48

evan 🥀

what’ve i done…

7:48

bartemius jr

it doesnt matter now JOIN

7:48

evan 🥀

someone has abandonment issues

gimme a sec im finding my charger

7:49

bartemius jr

rosie we’ve already established i have problems etc

NOW JOIN

7:49

evan 🥀

GIMME A MOMENT

7:50

bartemius jr

MOMENT GIVEN

7:50

evan 🥀 joined FaceTime

bartemius jr

FUCK YES

7:51

To: pandabear

pandabear

ev i understand that youre talking to barty and that you two vibe but pleasee keep it down

pretty please

evannn

im so glad your branching out and all

but keep it out of my hearing area

im trying to do math

evannnnnnn

8:31

pandabear

im coming in there what are you two doing

8:35

pandabear

why were you looking at pictures of shrek

8:41

evan 🥀

no cause

he fucking

he looks like

he looks like bartys dad

8:41

pandabear

he’s green

evan are you going insane

i’m not mad i just wanna know

8:42

evan 🥀

its just

you had to be there panda

8:42

pandabear

ok ev

have funn :)

but please keep it down i do have a chem test tomorrow

8:42

evan 🥀

sorry panda!

bonne chance

8:43

pandabear

ty ev :)

8:43

To: bartemius jr

evan 🥀

im so sleepy omd

10:32

bartemius jr

LMAOOO

get sleep u baby

10:32

evan 🥀

rude

okay im out

10:32

bartemius jr

😭😭😭

it was nice talking to you rosie

gtg do hw now

10:33

evan 🥀

good luck 😭😭

10:33

bartemius jr

🫡🫡

10:34

To: the three muskequeers 🤭🤭🤭

bats 🦇

i talked to rosie today

HE SAID MY FATHER LOOKED LIKE SHREK

I THINK IM IN LOVE WITH HIM

11:45

cassiekins

KEEP HIM

11:45

bats 🦇

PLATONICALLY

?????

like ???

own him ????

what??

11:46

cassiekins

jfc

you’re DUMB

11:46

bats 🦇

RUDE

IM NOT DUMB

DORCAS

11:46

To: thing 2

cassie 💋

fuck my fucking life

can we like intervene

they’ve known each other for like two days

and barty ALREADY has a crush

reg 

stop me from doing something dumb

reggie 

regulus

REGINALD

11:47

To: the three muskequeers 🤭🤭🤭

cassiekins

where TF did reg go

he should be telling us to shut up

11:48

bats 🦇

where tf did YOU go 🤨🤨🤨

11:48

cassiekins

to text reg…

11:48

bats 🦇

GASP

DORCAS

U CANT DUO IN A TRIO

I THOUGHT WE WERE A TRIO :(

:((((((((

11:49

cassiekins

oh my god

reggie

help

11:49

reggiekins

what the fuck do you two want now.

11:49

cassiekins

WHERE WERE YOU

11:50

bats 🦇

U LEFT US

AND DOR DID TOO

WAIT WHERE WERE U

11:50

cassiekins

reg???

oh my god

11:50

bats 🦇

OMG

REGULUS

11:51

cassiekins

he CANNOT keep doing this

oh my god i bet he’s texting james 

11:51

reggiekins

I am not.

11:51

bats 🦇

HE SO IS DOR

FUCKING LIARRRRRRR

school questions = texting 24/7 ?

AND IGNORING US???

11:52

cassiekins

LMFAOOOO

im feeling very ignored reg 💔💔

how dare you

11:52

bats 🦇

yeah reg how dare u

11:52

reggiekins

shut the fuck up, you two, and go to fucking sleep.

11:53

cassiekins

no ❤️

11:53

bats 🦇

ur gonna have to deal w us 

it’s right here in the friendship contract

11:53

reggiekins

fuck you.

11:54

bats 🦇

been there done that 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

11:54

cassiekins

oh my GOD crouch

can’t u see he’s replaced u

11:54

bats 🦇

unfortunately 💔💔

oh the tragedy meadowes

my heart aches in pain

no but seriously 

why potter

11:54

reggiekins

because.

reasons.

11:55

cassiekins

AHAHAHAH OH MY GOD

11:55

bats 🦇

ARE U FUCKING SEEING THIS

DIDNT EVEN DENY IT

11:55

reggiekins

motherfuckers.

11:56

bats 🦇

careful what you wish forr 😙😙

11:56

cassiekins

BARTY LMFAOO

11:56

reggiekins

crouch.

11:56

cassiekins

oh shit bats run

11:56

bats 🦇

oh no

goodbye dor

GOODBYE WORLD

TELL ROSIE I LOVE HIM

11:57

cassiekins

this gc is made of pathetic idiots and me

what who said that

11:57

reggiekins

shut the fuck up.

11:57

bats 🦇

LMFAO says you meadowes 

and u can’t be saying ts im the only one not down bad rn ‼️‼️‼️

11:57

cassiekins

whatever helps you sleep at night man

11:58

bats 🦇

????????

i have actually genuinely not had a crush since reg i would like you guys to know that

11:58

cassiekins

we do dw

11:58

bats 🦇

so??

11:58

cassiekins

just teasing

11:59

bats 🦇

about WHO

not evan right??

I don’t like him like that dor

11:59

cassiekins

ok bats I know

its just a joke

11:59

bats 🦇

oh

okay

that’s fine then

rosie can be my one and only (/j though) (no homo)

also ew i hate heart to hearts

12:00

cassiekins

right what possessed us to have one 💔💔

wouldn’t even dream of putting my heart anywhere near yours crouch

12:00

bats 🦇

ditto meadowes

12:00

reggiekins

do you know how extremely fucking hard it is to go to sleep while my phone is buzzing beside me?

12:01

cassiekins

dnd mode babes ❤️

12:01

bats 🦇

bold of u to assume I sleep

12:01

reggiekins

good night.

12:01

bats 🦇

gn reggie ☺️☺️

12:01

cassiekins

reg’s being passive aggressive oh my god

he’s going to murder us in our sleep

12:02

reggiekins

fucking SLEEP, you idiots, you’re the ones with the math quiz tomorrow.

12:02

bats 🦇

it’s a diagnostic it’s fiiiiiiiine

12:03

cassiekins

that’s what they all say

12:03

bats 🦇

fine

bet ten bucks I can pass that thing with two hours

of sleep

12:03

cassiekins

I shouldn’t be encouraging this behavior 

I do want you to sleep more…

HOWEVER

fuck it’s going to be entertaining watching you crash out in the morning

deal

12:04

bats 🦇

HELL YES MEADOWES

TEN DOLLARSSSSS

12:04

cassiekins

im gonna get my beauty sleep now

good luck staying up bats ❤️

12:05

bats 🦇

are u kidding im a professional at ts

gn meadowes

ur fucking ON

12:05