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This is getting boring, have some phones.

Summary:

First !!!! Fic!!! Love laugh love chatfic :333

Basically the forsaken. Gets phones. Becuz the Spectre is bored and all so. Yes
I'll add the others later cries

Notes:

Oh boy! First fanfic!**i say before getting hit by a truck going 80 in a school zone**

Honestly,, I'll add the others later, and I'm just scared of the ao3 curse and alll so..

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1

Chapter Text

00:20

#1H4ckrD4D created a group chat with bestpizzaever, luckygambler..**

3 people online. 

 

"#1H4ckrD4D":4lright, 1 really h0pe th13 w0rks. :D

"luckygambler":oh waitwe finally have phones? Yay!! 

"#1H4ckrD4D":Y3s, ph0n5s th4t 1ncludes just a messag1ng ap9, n0th1ng else. ^3^

"bestpizzaever":how are we even chatting without signal???

"#1H4ckrD4D" Th4t.. 1 d0n't kn0w how to expl41n. -_- Well, 4nyw4ys..

We c4n prob4bly use these to 0ur advantage. L1ke 1n r0unds and 0ut.. 

"luckygambler":aah okaaayy,, wait how did we even get phones

"#1H4ckrD4D":Pr0b s3nt by The Sp3ctr3, n0t sur4 :P.

W4ll, |et'5 rest up f0r n0w. 

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After a while, and eventually everyone woke up, and other then having a phone gifted by The Spectre, they were also able to get another break all day, so they just chat with each other!

 

"Mrbuilderman":So basically, everyone was given phones? 

"#1H4ckrD4D":1n sh0rt, y4s. Just a m3ss4g1ng 4pp, n0th1ng 3ls3. :D

"luckygambler":iis tehre like.. something else wee can dowith the group chat? ?? 

"bestpizzaever":Jesus, can you type any worse then that???

"luckygambler":Fuck you, pizzabuoy

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"#1H4ckrD4D": Anyw4ys.. W3 c4n cust0m1ze the Groupch4t by t1tle, 4nd cust0m1z3 each other's us3rn4m3-

**'bestpizzaever' Changed 'luckygambler's username to 'unluckystupidbastard'**

"unluckystupidbastard":HEY DON'T TRTY ME >:(((

**'unluckystupidbastard' Changed 'bestpizzaever's username to 'gayfor007n7'**

"gayfor007n7":HEY YOU PRICK CHANGE IT BACK

"#1H4ckrD4D": ..Wh4t th3 fuck. 

"Mrbuilderman":Knock it off, you two

"gayfor007n7": CHANCE YOU DICK CHANGE IT BACK OR ELSE NO PIZZAS

"unluckystupidbastard": uhggghhh fine :// change ny back too!!

**'unluckystupidbastard' Changed 'gayfor007n7's username to 'bestpizzaever'**

"bestpizzaever":Lol get tricked I'm not changing your username back

"unluckystupidbastard":FUCK YOU I'M GONNA TARGET YOUR ASS

"bestpizzaever":OH PLEASE YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T EVEN HIT ME EVEN WITH IF I'M CLOSE YOU DUMBASS!!!

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The two start a random ass fight, insulting each other for HOURS, while the other just sighs and ignore them, knowing it will obviously quiet down

The others then also slowly but surely start to chat with each other.. 

Chapter 2: Silly goobers :3

Summary:

007n7, noob make pie for guest

A bit of pizzaburger :333

Notes:

HIII HAIII HEYYY HELLIII PEOOOPLEKEE HAJI :333333

 

hope u guys love this,,, yes!! I hope!!!! I wish you will love this!!! ^_^

Chapter Text

12:45 

Everyone is online.

 

"_n00biee_":hii every1!!! ^_^

"#1H4ckrD4D":M0rn1ng, n00b :D

"bestpizzaever":Morning noob!

"unluckystupidbastard":Heyy,,, Elliot chanege my userrname back

"bestpizzaever":Nope

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"guest_1337":Good morning everyone.

"Mrbuilderman":Good morning!.. Has someone seen my ranch?

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"Mrbuilderman":Shedletsky. Did you steal my ranch? 

"BirdShedlet":.. Nope

"Mrbuilderman":Give it back. 

"BirdShedlet":Come and grab it, old man! 

'BirdShedlet' and 'Mrbuilderman' went offline.

"unluckystupidbastard":.. Damn do u thinktheir fucking each other? 

"bestpizzaever":Chance. What the fuck

"_n00bie_":Oh yeah I need to continue my Builderman X Shedletsky fanfic!!

 (*ˊᗜˋ*)

"guest_1337":That's.. Something. 

"bestpizzaever":what- Whatever, Noob I have a question

"_n00bie_": Oh uhh yea Elliot?? (O_o)??

"bestpizzaever": Last time you were able to make some deserts, but we have limited thimgs- How did you make them??? 

"_n00bie_": ooh!! 007 helped me make the deserts!! Dunno where he got the ingredients

"bestpizzaever": Oh. Wait wh

@#1H4ckrD4D @#1H4ckrD4D @#1H4ckrD4D @#1H4ckrD4D @#1H4ckrD4D @#1H4ckrD4D @#1H4ckrD4D @#1H4ckrD4D @#1H4ckrD4D 

"#1H4ckrD4D":Wh4t d0 u w4nt,, d1d I d0 sm7h?? :0

"bestpizzaever":How did you get ingredients?? Since Noob told me that you were able to get some-

"#1H4ckrD4D":0h 1 w4s just,, m3ss1ng 4r0und w1th my C00Lgui, 4nd.. Just r4nd0mly g0t 1ngr3d1ents. °^°

"guest_1337":Ah! Well, what deserts can you make? 

"#1H4ckrD4D":Dunn0, d3p4nds 0n wh4t u w4nt?? 

"guest_1337":hmm.. What about a pie? 

"#1H4ckrD4D":0h ye4h 1 c4n!! 

"_n00bie_":Oh can I plssplpsssolss help u two??? ᐠ( ᐢ ᵕ ᐢ )ᐟ

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"_n00bie_":Yaaay ^_^

"bestpizzaever":I don't want you three burn the kitchen, so I'll be there making sure you all don't destroy anything. 

The four meet up by the kitchen, 007n7 open swiftly his C00Lgui, his fingers move fast typing ingredients- Flour, apples, light brown sugar.. Elliot glances at 007n7- remembering his past, how he messed up everything- Now, they are here.. making pies. Before placing them on the kitchen counter. Elliot and Guest 1337 would just watch 007n7 and Noob start to work. The kitchen would now have an apple aroma, and the warmth of the oven opening and closing, and 007n7's soft voice guiding noob where to mix things.. Elliot thinks for a bit-Once again looking back at 007n7.. The way the apron hugged his body perfectly, his messy brownish-blond hair was tied into a messy bun, his glasses being dirtied by the flour.. Damn-Wait what was Elliot doing?? Looking at 007n7 like that- Whatever. Elliot snaps back into reality, his face slightly blushing and well, Guest 1337 Notices, he whispers a small "you okay, Elliot?" Elliot nods his head. "Is this about 007n7-" guest was then interrupted by Elliot's angry-whisper "Shut up!!!!"

 

Anyways, after a few minutes- The oven beeps, and 007n7 hurries over, grabbing the oven mittens and grabs the perfectly done Pie, placing it done on the kitchen counter. He sighs, a small smile was now drawn on his face, he never does something so perfect.. Noob looks excited- This was probably gonna be the best desert every tasted, And Guest 1337's eyes light up- remembering the time when Daisy and his daughter worked on an apple pie. Guest and Noob were now sitting around the counter, taking a slice of the hot, but warm apple pie. 007n7 walks over where Elliot was, still glancing at him. He takes off the mittens, placing it back where it was, and the same for his apron, Elliot's eyes stay on 007n7, and their eyes lock- "How did you make the pie so.. Perfect" Elliot asks flatly, 007n7 flinches slightly, before responding "Ah well- It was actually the first time making a pie.. But um- C00Lkidd always asked me to make sweets, desserts- Whatever he likes.." 007n7 fiddles with his fingers, Elliot's glare soften over the mention of C00Lkidd. 

 

"Y'know. If you wanna, you could make desserts for everyone after the rounds." Elliot taps on finger over his chin, 007n7's eye widen- With hope. "O-Oh! Really? I'd be happy to do so!" 007n7 let's a smile take over, and Elliot let's out a sigh, a small smile tugging at the end of his mouth, seeing this man.. Happy was.. Something. 

"I want him to be my malewife-"

The two were then interrupted by Shedletsky falling down the fucking stairs, Builderman just.. Stays shocked at the start of the stairs. 

Damn-

Chapter 3: The afterrmath of the sweet pie aaa

Summary:

The survived eat trhe pie yay

And uhh idk short sorry

Notes:

Hello my little forsakenlings, eat up!

 

Throws up this piece of fic like a mother bird.

Okay bye

Chapter Text

15:36

7 people online

 

"TheSpawnlover":The pie is so delicious! I must know who made it! 

"SilentExplodingBird":👍, 🥧👉😋❗

(Yeah, the pie is so tasty! ) 

"guest_1337":The pie is perfectly made.. I need to thank Noob and 007n7

"TheSpawnlover":Ah, so the hacker and the scaredy-cat made that delicious pie? Never know those two were a baking duo! 

"bestpizzaever":Guess I have to agree.. 

"unluckystupidbastard":thed pie is,, so yummytu

"#1H4ckrD4D":4h, th4nk5 every0ne f0r the p0s1t1ve c0mpl1m3nt5! ^_^

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"_n00bie_":Honestlyy im happy the kitchen didnt explode, XD

"#1H4ckrD4D":Als00,, 3xp3ct m0re de55erts! H4ppy to s33 th4t I'll m4ke m0r3 :3

"SilentExplodingBird": 😆, ❌✋

(Yay, can't wait!!!) 

"Mrbuilderman":Be more careful, Fatass

"BirdShedlet":ugh, fuck off old man

"Mrbuilderman":Maybe don't steal from me, then fall down the stairs

"_n00bie_":uhhh what happened?? 0_0?? 

"guest_1337" Yeah, I also don't know what happened with those two

"bestpizzaever": n short, Shed stole Builderman's ranch so he ran, then fells down the stairs. 

"unluckystupidbastard":Lmaoo gdts fucked liser

"bestpizzaever": Still can't understand what your saying.. 

Chapter 4: Oh damn,,,

Summary:

Azure. This is the time when Azure and Noli got released. Yaaayyyyayayayayyayaya

Gay ass bitches*i say as I go back to loving my gf*

 

Azure/TwoTime!!! Yaaayyayayays

Notes:

I got!!!! Inspired by some!!!! Other chatfics!!!! I don't remember what,,,,

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Aaahhhseeaa a round starting!!! 

 

The killer for this round..!! 

Azure! 

 

*The survivors Groupchat 🏳‍🌈*

 

"bestpizzaever":Azure?? Who the heck is that?? 

"_n00bie_":ummm... Doesn't TwoTime know him?? 0-0??

"TheSpawnLover": ... 

TheSpawnLover went offline

"unluckystupidbastard":..Tahts prob a yes

"guest_1337":The killer might only target TwoTime, so I'll defend them for a while

TwoTime gets spawn in, close to Guest 1337 and Chance. The air seems.. Still. Familiarity floats in the air for TwoTime, they grip their dagger harder then normal as they walk around the map. It's.. Very quiet. Nobody was still dead and the grass rustles under their foot

"Look who we have here.. My little Nightshade."

That voice.. It's. 

TwoTime's eyes widen, their body turns around, they almost drop their dagger on the wet grass. It was Azure

"A-ah! Azure.. I..I missed you!"

Two time spoke, their voices was quieting and crimpling down like a piece of paper, taking a few step behind, opening they're arms. 

"Hmm.."

Azure's voice hums together with the breeze of the cold wind, having a small smirk on his face, he takes a few steps closer, feeling the fear emitting by TwoTime. Was Azure gonna kill TwoTime?? Well.. Maybeee

Anotherstep, TwoTime's body was seen vibrating from a mile away. 

Another. And- Azure.. Just hugs them back, passing this warm temperatures to TwoTimes's cold body, despite his tentacles try to hurt TwoTime the two stay close for a while before departing a few meters from each other. "Azure..I..I.." TwoTime's voice trembles, before feeling Azure's hand caress they're cheek. "I'm sorry nightshade."

"No.. I. Should've-"

TwoTime was then interrupted by a warm kiss. They stay quiet- And flabbergasted. They're eyes lock at the same time, Azure has a warm smile.. Just like the old times.. 

The timer,,, drops down-So TwoTime was sent back to his cabin- The group chat.. Exploding

"unluckystupidbastard":TWOTEIME WHAT TEND FUCK

"_n00bie_":uhmm atleast we got a free round????? Yeah???? T_T

"bestpizzaever":Oh TwoTime! You got things to explain!!!!! 

"BirdShedlet":Never knew They were gay.. Or. Something

"_n00bie_":twotime!!! Go online!!!!! @TheSpawnLover @TheSpawnLover @TheSpawnLover @TheSpawnLover @TheSpawnLover @TheSpawnLover @TheSpawnLover @TheSpawnLover @TheSpawnLover @TheSpawnLover

"#1H4ckrD4D":M4yb3 th3y d0n't w4nn4 t4lk?? 1t w4s a sc3n3 and 4ll but.. q_q

"TheSpawnLover":aaaaaaaaaaahhhggggggaaaaaaaaaaaa

TheSpawnLover went offline

"#1H4ckrD4D":0k4y w3 sh0uld pr0b l3t th3m th1nk f0r a wh1l3,,, 

 

Meow

Notes:

na na na na oh yeaahh.

 

FUCK I DON'T LIKE THIS CRIES I'M HUNGRY

Chapter 5: THANK YOU!!!!!!

Summary:

this is just a thank u for those who are supporting me!!

Notes:

Meow

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Ggggguuullpppl heyyyeyheyeyeye hey peopel,,,, uhmmm

THANK YOU FOR A THE SUPPORT!!!!!!! THANK YOU FOR 109 KUDOS!!!!! THANK YOU ALL FOR TH SILLY AND SUPPORTIVE COMMENTS!!!!!! AAAAUUGGGGGGHH IBFEEEL LIKE I'M GONNA CRY!!!!!!! AAAAaaaaaaaaAAAA

Like seriously thank you all in general for everything! Honestly I never knew this was gonna become YOURS guys favorite!!!! And,,, cries I DON'T KNOW,,,, SOBS HARDER

 

I'll probably post another chapter,, but seriously I love you guys  <33333

,,,maybe,,, the chapter, is goanna,,,, include,, the killers? Who knows :3

Notes:

Na na na na oh yeah

Chapter 6: confusing nights,,, honk shooi

Summary:

fuckers are still awake during night, they question

 

SOREY FOR. BIT VEING ALIEVE SCRRIESSS

Notes:

nanannnanaohydah

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

03.21

 

"bestpizzaever":Isn't it just me or like.. There's less rounds? 

"unluckystupidbastard":yyyhhmmmmyeeaah iu hafe to agree

"_n00biee_":ts either that the breaks are longer.. dunno :P

"#1H4ckrD4D": c0uld pr0b be n0th1ng.. °_°

"TheSpawnLover":Praise the spawn! For they have decreased the terrifying rounds! 

"bestpizzaever":Whatever you say.. 

"unluckystupidbastard":Maybbeeee the spectre,... is gettihng bored of us??? 

"_n00bie_":hmmmmmm... yeah dunno tbhh

"Guest_1337":Everyone, i know you guys are theorizing and all.. but please get some rest

"#1H4ckrD4D":Y34h, i h4v3 t0 4gr33.. 

"unluckystupidbastard":here comnes the worryied fathers,,, ughh

" _n00bie_":party poopers!!!!!! 

"bestpizzaever":Sorry guys but i have to agree with the old fathers, im going to bed

"unluckystupidbastard":... fine, me too

" _n00bie_":we can theorize tomorrow.. goodnight ppl!!! 

"unluckystupidbastard": goodnight chat

 

 

Notes:

nanananaohyeah

Chapter 7: WE ARE SO BACK! shenanigans :33

Summary:

heyyy guysss guess who's back(!!

Sorry I really was doing everything BUT FINISHING my other DEAD fanfisc.

Notes:

Lowkey feel more and more depression come in my life and I feel like if I dont cut my write I might as swell kill myself or continue my fanfrucks. Guess what I choosseeddd. Cant spell forsaken without my sake deteriorating! Anyways, have a good reading!

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Chapter Text

The cabin was more lively now that the rounds were less happening

 

Elliot already made pizzas in case of a random round happening, you could never know. Walking over to the couch, he jumps on it, sighing with full on exhaustion, as he glances to chance

"Hey elli!" They waved, flipping instinctually his coin without fear of being slowed down, or low on health. 

"Sup.." He greeted back, chest rising slowly back in place. 

 

They both grab their phones, being explodes full of random messages. 

 

'The gaylings 🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈'

 

"_n00bie_": immso hungryy :((

"bestpizzaever": theres some pizza left over if u wanna eat some! 

"_n00bie_": :O thanks ellii!! Ill go warm them up later :D

"BirdShedlet": save me some too! 

"luckygambler":fatasss lmao

"BirdShedlet": HEY STOP INSULTING ME!! 

"Mrbuilderman": calm ye horses, shed. W'all know how ya are

"luckygambler": LMAOO never ethoughtst bsuilde wous agrre with us

"bestpizzaever": what in the world did you just say?? 

"luckygambler":yo mama

"bestpizzaever":Jesus.. 

"_n00bie_":moving onto smth elsee,,, are there any fruits left? ? :P

"#1H4ckrD4D": f0r n0w y3p! Th3 g@rd4n is gr0w1ng f@ster n0w!! ^^

"_n00bie_": yaaayyy!! like what fruit? 

"#1H4ckrD4D": @nyth1ng sw33t to s0ur, or salty! 

"bestpizzaever": Is theree.. Tomatoes? Currently almost running out.. 

"#1H4ckrD4D": 1ll ch3ck and s33 l4tr!! 

"bestpizzaever": thank you :D

"luckygambler": fags I MEAMM WHOO SAIDTYAT

"bestpizzaever": Ill make you choke on your coin <33 btw u can't be talking.. 

"luckygambler": damn.. 𝒦𝒾𝓃𝓀𝓎

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"bestpizzaever": . 

 

" bestpizzaever " went offline

 

"SilentExplodingBird":👋👋.. 👉🍕👦🏼❔(hey everyone!!.. Where did Elliot go?) 

"#1H4ckrD4D": H4yy taph!!.. Pr0b su7k1ng. Just b@ckr4ad 1f ur c0nfus3d

"SilentExplodingBird":🆗❕❕

(Okay!!) 

 

 

Time skip.... 

 

"luckygambler": man isnst ut a bit boring tho

"TheSpawnLover": It is quite 'boring'! But I rather chat with others instead of being chased by crazy pyscopaths! 

"_n00bie_":i get it!! but same here, it's better not being so anxious over a round and all

"luckygambler":wellykk.

"luckygambler":.... 

"luckygambler": lets play eight ball! 

 

"bestpizzaever": what the fuck chance

"luckygambler": WAHAT IM BROED

brored

Broed

Bored

FINALYY

"_n00bie_":took you long enough!! 

"luckygambler":HEY

 

 

Notes:

Yea yeah chances username is back shush

Notes:

I just wanna say uh sorry this was short!!! Didn't know what to,,, put