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Published:
2025-07-21
Completed:
2025-07-31
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242
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3/3
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Jimmy Urine's Butthole

Summary:

jimbo is gay and he makes everyone gay

Chapter 1

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serj pov

my name is serj tankian, and i used to be in love with volo.

he then turned gay for a femboy named 𝓼𝓬𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓶𝓸𝓾𝓬𝓱𝓮 (𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 font included)

so i wandered alone for days, until i met a hottie named miku. my god, she was my world.

then the woke mind virus hit her and she turned gay. and she cheated on me. with a girl. with gerard way’s wife.

and now i wander alone again. waiting. waiting.

and then i found brat. and i listened to b2b on repeat. for days. i kinned it. then i fell in love with charli xcx.

but the catch? she was already in love with george daniel.

so i sat and i jerked off for days and hours and minutes. there was so much cum it could create a river.

now i wallow in my sadness.

Chapter 2: gakupo shoots an innocent black man

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weeooo weeooooo

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gaku pov

i am a police officer and i like donuts and shooting minorities.

today i was on the job, looking for a minority to shoot. then i saw one. he was black, with white hair and beautiful eyelashes. i shot him. then i fell in love. we took our trousers off and fucked in the back of my police car. his bbc was so good i could not be racist any longer.

Chapter 3: poop angels

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ball

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akito pov

my name is akito and me and my roommate maeno grab each other’s balls every night. then we all shit and make poop angels.