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Monday, June 30th

Daichi Sawamura has created a group chat

Daichi Sawamura added Sugawara Koshi, Asahi Azumane, Kiyoko Shimizu, and 10 other people

12 people are online

Daichi Sawamura changed the group chat name to “Karasuno”

Daichi Sawamura

Hello and welcome to the official group chat of the Karasuno volleyball team. This is STRICTLY only for volleyball talk, practice and schedule, strategizing, events, etc. No goofying around.

Nishinoya Yuu

I like how he says that knowing we won’t listen to him anyway

Tanaka Ryunosuke

daichi, ur so silly!

Tsukishima Kei

oh god.

it’s bad enough that I’m stuck with these losers at practice, but now this?

Daichi Sawamura

If you don’t like it, you can leave.

Also Noya and Tanaka, I am not joking. This is ONLY for volleyball.

Nishinoya Yuu

shut up old man

Daichi Sawamura

Excuse me?

Hinata Shoyo

YOOO WADDUPP!!,!,!,!!!!!!

Tanaka Ryunosuke

AYEE SHOYO MY MAN

Nishinoya Yuu

HINATA!!!!!!

Sugawara Koshi

And it's already chaotic

Asahi Azumane

This is such a bad idea

Kageyama Tobio

toss techniques

how to make good tosses

…???

Tsukishima Kei

…you do realize this isn’t google, right?

Kageyama Tobio

volleyball wiki

volleyball men

men with volleyballs

Ennoshita Chikara

I honestly don’t know what to say about this

Narita Kazuhito

what the fuck

Asahi Azumane

Lord have mercy🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Kinoshita Hisashi

he makes me feel smart

Nishinoya Yuu

how did bro make it to high school

Sugawara Koshi:

Kageyama, I’m oddly concerned for you

Hinata Shoyo

BAHAHAHAHA KAGEYAMA WHAT THE HELL

Kageyama Tobio

why isn't it working?

oh.

Tanaka Ryunosuke

have you NEVER used an iPhone before??😭

Yamaguchi Tadashi

I’m more concerned on the fact that he tried searching up “men with volleyballs”

Nishinoya Yuu

aye, I mean

if the shoe fits🤷‍♂️

don’t blame a guy for trying

Tsukishima Kei

ijbol

why is he so stupid

Daichi Sawamura

Tsukishima.

Tsukishima Kei

What. The. Fuck.

THEY ALL SAID ALMOST THE EXACT SAME THING AND U ONLY GET ONTO ME?

Daichi Sawamura

Yes, now shut the hell up.

Tanaka Ryunosuke

OOOOO

CLOCK HIS TEA DAI

Daichi Sawamura

Shut up before I clock your face and break every 206 of your bones instead.

Sugawara Koshi

Daichi, I didn’t know u were down bad like that

Daichi Sawamura

Suga.

Sugawara Koshi

Yes daddy sorry daddy

Asahi Azumane

please stop the PDA

Hinata Shoyo

OMG GUYS, WE SHOULD ALL HANG OUT!!!!!

Tsukishima Kei

oh hell no

Nishinoya Yuu

OH HELL YES

GOOD IDEA SHO

Kinoshita Hisashi

dawg we just got out of school for summer break

Tanaka Ryunosuke

all the more reason why we SHOULD hang out

Yamaguchi Tadashi

I’m down!

Narita Kazuhito

^ as long as it doesn’t involve rollercoasters, I’m in

Kinoshita Hisashi

pussy

Narita Kazuhito

I’m gonna fuck u in the ass.

Kinoshita Hisashi

That’s fucking hot

Kiyoko Shimizu is online

Yachi Hitoka is online

Kiyoko Shimizu

what the hell is this conversation

Yachi Hitoka

I’m deeply disturbed.

Ennoshita Chikara

Just smile and nod

Tanaka Ryunosuke

KIYOKO, MY DEAR

Nishinoya Yuu

KIYOKO SAN

Kiyoko Shimizu

…😐

Sugawara Koshi

…Anyway, where do you wanna hang out, Hinata?

Hinata Shoyo

I was thinking about the mall!

Sugawara Koshi

The mall it is!

Meet me at the entrance at 4 o’clock.

BE PUNCTUAL. 

Tsukishima Kei

I don't remember agreeing.

Daichi Sawamura

Yeah, I’m not sure about hanging out

I’m kinda busy yk

Sugawara Koshi

One, I don't remember asking

Two, for someone who’s “busy” you don't seem like it.

I can see you through your bedroom window, lying on your Pokémon theme bedsheets and kicking your feet

Daichi Sawamura

…

Nishinoya Yuu

BAHAHAHAHA

Asahi Azumane

why do you have Pokémon bedsheets?

Ennoshita Chikara

The real question is, why the hell are u looking through his window?

Don’t you live like 20 minutes away

Sugawara Koshi

I was just strolling past

Let a man jaywalk gosh

Ennoshita Chikara

…that’s literally illegal

Hinata Shoyo

I LOVE POKÉMON TOO DAICHI-SAN

Kageyama Tobio

Fucking loser

Hinata Shoyo

I’m gonna finger you

Kinoshita Hisashi

woah there buddy

Kiyoko Shimizu

Can we please be normal

Ennoshita Chikara

There’s no normality in here

Yamaguchi Tadashi

Pokémon still goes hard after all these years

Also… what the fuck sho.

Tanaka Ryunosuke

Daichi, it’s okay to be a nerd

Daichi Sawamura

fuck all of you.

Sugawara Koshi

yes please 🙏 

In the “Karasuno” group chat

19:02 p.m.

Kageyama Tobio

I HOPE U STUB UR TOE AND IT HURTS SO BAD THAT U CAN’T PLAY VOLLEYBALL FOR THE NEXT MONTH

Tanaka Ryunosuke

looks like someone knows how to use his phone now

Hinata Shoyo

Gasps

TAKE THAT BACK

Tsukishima Kei

you did not just type that in chat

Sugawara Koshi

Come on guys

It was not that serious

Kageyama Tobio

NO FUCK U HINATA

DIE

Asahi Azumane

Violence is NOT the answer

Sugawara Koshi

Ur five finger forehead ain't the answer yet it's still there

Asahi Azumane

you’re not funny.

Sugawara Koshi

Idk I kinda thought that was funny

Yamaguchi Tadashi

I still wanna know what happened

Yachi Hitoka

Should’ve never gone to the bathroom 🤷‍♀️

Yamaguchi Tadashi

chichi, hop off my dick.

Yachi Hitoka

what dick?

ur peanut-sized one?

Narita Kazuhito

digital footprint guys

Yachi Hitoka

I’m gonna digital footprint these toes up ur ass 

And stick them in one by one

Ennoshita Chikara

               Replied to Yamaguchi Tadashi

Hinata told Kageyama that if he crab walked his way throughout the mall then he’d get a free limited edition volleyball from the “Mall Mall Corporation” for how good he did it

He ended up getting a warning from a security guard for “disturbing” the peace

Yamaguchi Tadashi

…what the hell.

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In the “Karasuno” group chat

Tuesday, July 1st

Tanaka Ryunosuke is online

Tanaka Ryunosuke

what’s liar backwards?

12 people are online

Sugawara Koshi

rail?

Tanaka Ryunosuke

me🥺🙏

Tsukishima Kei

I sincerely hope a train is what rails you

Tanaka Ryunosuke

why are u my biggest hater

Tsukishima Kei

because ur easy to hate

Kageyama Tobio

what does rail me mean

I’m still learning English slang

Nishinoya Yuu

it means getting fucked REAL GOOD

Kageyama Tobio

…i’ll note it down thank you

Kinoshita Hisashi

IM CRYIFBNG WHAT?😭

Ennoshita Chikara

please tell me this is a joke

Nishinoya Yuu

ur big nose is a joke

I laugh everytime I see it

pinocchio who?

Narita Kazuhito

I’m abt to piss myself

Yamaguchi Tadashi

I hate people who are funnier than me

Hinata Shoyo

*rubs suspiciously Japan shaped stomach* heh… I wonder where Japan went!

Tsukishima Kei

seek help.

Ennoshita Chikara

never speak again.

Yamaguchi Tadashi

I have at least 3 white vans en route to your current location.

Nishinoya Yuu

I literally want you hanging in the streets.

Kageyama Tobio

and I want him in the sheets.

Kinoshita Hisashi

Kageyama… jump.

Sugawara Koshi

I laughed so hard shit came pouring out

I’m in the toilet

help

Daichi Sawamura

Suga, what the fuck

Yamaguchi Tadashi

ur on ur own on that one

Nishinoya Yuu

be honest, how many of yall moaned at that

Hinata Shoyo

mine was more of a whimper

Asahi Azumane

lord have mercy

STOP

Tanaka Ryunosuke

yall I’m getting tired of these government names

it makes me feel old

Yamaguchi Tadashi

with ur bald ass head, I don’t see a difference between a 60 year old man and u

Tanaka Ryunosuke

i hope you jump off a building

Yamaguchi Tadashi

sounds like someone’s jealous I have full set of hair❤️

Tanaka Ryunosuke

which I’m gonna shave off the moment I see u❤️

Tanaka Ryunosuke changed their name to “Kiyoko’s Husband💍💕🫶”

Kiyoko’s Husband💍💕🫶

that’s better

Nishinoya Yuu

LEMME CHANGE MINE TOO

Nishinoya Yuu changed their name to “NINJA NOYA⚡️”

NINJA NOYA⚡

😎

Hinata Shoyo

CHANGE MINE CHANGE MINE

NINJA NOYA⚡️ changed Hinata Shoyo’s name to “lil shrimpy”

lil shrimpy

YAY

Kageyama Tobio

that’s a stupid ass name

Daichi Sawamura

Kageyama.

lil shrimpy

KAGEYAMA UR MEAN

U GET AN UGLY NICKNAME

lil shrimpy changed Kageyama Tobio’s name to  “setzilla”

setzilla

what the

Tsukishima Kei

what the fuck is that supposed to be

lil shrimpy

its like bridezilla except I changed bride to set bc ur one of those

NINJA NOYA⚡️

”one of those” HELLO?😭

Yamaguchi Tadashi

hello!

NINJA NOYA⚡️

that was cute

marry me

Tsukishima Kei

fuck off short stuff

NINJA NOYA⚡️

whatever beanpole

Sugawara Koshi

wait that was actually creative

NINJA NOYA⚡️ changed Sugawara Koshi’s name to “Grandma Suga”

NINJA NOYA⚡️

bc u always ask me to repeat what I said

Grandma Suga

BC U ALWAYS TALK IN LOWERCASE

ITS NOT MY FAULT

NINJA NOYA⚡️

I’ve been at the denial phase

its ok

Yamaguchi Tadashi changed their name to “yamalicious”

yamalicious

bc I’m a 5 star course meal

Kiyoko’s Husband💍💕🫶

me when I lie

yamalicious

STOP BEING A BITCH

Tsukishima Kei

tadashi, that’s that most stupidest name I’ve ever seen

take it off

yamalicious

what?

my clothes?

bet

yamalicious changed Tsukishima Kei’s name to “tsukilicious”

yamalicious

☺️

tsukilicious

🖕

Kiyoko’s Husband💍💕🫶

🫵🤣🤣

tsukilicious

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

Kinoshita Hisashi

yk what

Kinoshita Hisashi changed their name to “Kinosaurus”

Kinosaurus changed Narita Kazuhita’s name to “Sharita Sharita”

Kinosaurus

because u sure know how to BOUNCE that ass

Sharita Sharita

oppa saranghae 🥺

Ennoshita Chikara

what did I just read

Kinosaurus

dw enno i didn’t forget abt u

Kinosaurus changed Ennoshita Chikara’s name to “ennoSHIT on my balls”

ennoSHIT on my balls

this is the most horrific name I’ve ever been called in my entire life

ur a whole different breed kino

Kinosaurus

thank yewww💋💋

Bokuto Koutarou created a group chat

Bokuto Koutarou added Kuroo Tetsurou, Akaashi Keiji, and Tsukishima Kei

Bokuto Koutarou named the group chat “BIG FOUR👅⛓️”

Bokuto Koutarou

HEY HEY HEY

tsukilicious

oh FUCK no.

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Bokuto Koutarou created a group chat

Bokuto Koutarou added Kuroo Tetsurou, Akaashi Keiji, and Tsukishima Kei

Bokuto Koutarou named the group chat “BIG FOUR👅⛓️”

Bokuto Koutarou

HEY HEY HEY

tsukilicious

oh FUCK no.

Bokuto Koutarou

TSUKIPOO MY MAN

Kuroo Tetsurou

AYYYY WASSUP BO

Bokuto Koutarou

TETSU

tsukilicious has left the group chat

Bokuto Koutarou has added tsukilicious to the group chat

Bokuto Koutarou

tsukki ☹️

tsukilicious

how tf did u get my number

Bokuto Koutarou

I found it in the darkweb

shit is crazy on there

tsukilicious

what.

Akaashi Keiji

my toes just flew off into the sunset and got married

Kuroo Tetsurou

AKAASHFI UR SI FUNY

tsukilicious

why is he equally weird like the both of u

Bokuto Koutarou

he forgot to take his meds today

Akaashi Keiji

:P

Bokuto Koutarou

he’s mentally challenging

tsukilicious

mental institution arc??

Kuroo Tetsurou

why is ur name tsukilicious…

is there something ur not telling us?

Bokuto Koutarou

TSUKKI UR INTO MEN?

Akaashi Keiji

change ur name to fagilicious

tsukilicious

men are into me tf

WHAT.

Kuroo Tetsurou

MY BONES LEFT MY BODY THIS IS SO FUNNH HELP ME HELP HELP

tsukilicious

PUT THEM BACK????

Akaashi Keiji

where did they go

Bokuto Koutarou

keiji just casually dropping the most jaw dropping shit ever then acting like nothing happened

Akaashi Keiji

I’m built different

Kuroo Tetsurou

and built weird but it’s ok bc we love who u are

BE WHO U ARE

Bokuto Koutarou

FOR UR PRIDE

tsukilicious

i want this to be over

Bokuto Koutarou

jokes on u

i’m Spider-Man so we never end

tsukilicious 

please kindly and respectfully kys.

Bokuto Koutarou

no… I don’t think I’ll do that

my fans love me

Akaashi Keiji

what fans?

ur 1 and a half fan?

Kuroo Tetsurou

HELP ME

Akaashi Keiji

cuz there’s this one fan who switches to hating on him then loving him

its kinda a love-hate relationship

Bokuto Koutarou

keiji you make me regret existing

tsukilicious

maybe that’s a sign from the universe

Bokuto Koutarou

can u guys stfu

ugh

gotta keep my haters mad

Kuroo Tetsurou

no wonder u failed kindergarten

tsukilicious

LMFAO

ARE U SERIOUS

Bokuto Tetsurou

TETSU WTF

Akaashi Keiji

meow

am I cute 

Kuroo Tetsurou

more like hideous but yk

Bokuto Koutarou changed their name to “BOKKUN💪”

BOKKUN💪

LET IT GROW

LET IT GROW

YOU CAN’T REAP WHAT U DONT SOW

PLANT A SEED INSIDE THE EARTH

JUST ONE WAY TO KNOW ITS WORTH

LETS CELEBRATE THE WORLD’S REBIRTH

WE SAY LET IT GROW

tsukilicious

nah

i say LET IT DIE

LET IT DIE LET IT DIE

Kuroo Tetsurou changed their name to “Neko Captain🐈‍⬛”

Neko Captain🐈‍⬛

guys it just hit midnight

which means it’s July 2nd

tsukilicious

so?

Neko Captain🐈‍⬛

well today marks the 10 year anniversary of the time I fell off the swing at the park and some bitch ass kid said “what season is it?? fall?” I pray that he’s dead every single day.

BOKKUN💪

what in gods green earth

Neko Captain🐈‍⬛

i’m starting my villain arc

Akaashi Keiji

oh this reminds me, I ate like 20 brownies earlier then squirted all of them out of my ass like I was giving birth in that todoroki video

it hurt so bad

never talk down in women giving birth

tsukilicious

ur the worst of everyone here

Neko Captain🐈‍⬛

IM SHEDDING MY EXOSKELETON

PLEASE UR SO FUNY AKSJASHI

tsukilicious

Jesus, I gotta deal with my own team’s group chat then yall

God please spare me.

BOKKUN💪

U GOT A GROUP CHAT WITHOUT US?

tsukilicious

it’s the “karasuno” group chat but it feels like hell

Neko Captain🐈‍⬛

WTF TSUKKI ADD US

tsukilicious

no fuck off

BOKKUN💪

I’m gonna tell that green haired dude that u like kids

In the “Karasuno” group chat

tsukilicious added BOKKUN💪, Neko Captain🐈‍⬛, and Akaashi Keiji to the group chat

tsukilicious

they threatened me

Daichi Sawamura

God, I’m sorry for I have sinned.

BOKKUN💪

DID U GUYS MISS US?

Neko Captain🐈‍⬛

HEYYYYYYYYYY

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Tuesday, July 8th (a week later)

12:57 p.m.

In the “keeping up with the vb gayers🔥🔥🔥” group chat

papi chulo is online

papi chulo

who the fuck changed my name AND the gc name?

16 people are online

NINJA NOYA⚡️

oh nooo!

who would do such a thing?

papi chulo

noya.

NINJA NOYA⚡️

no seriously

it wasn’t me

Grandma Suga

i cannot take u seriously with that stupid ass name😭

papi chulo

suga.

Grandma Suga

ugh fine

it was me

Neko Captain🐈‍⬛

daichi, ur so papi chulo

papi chulo

what the fuck does that mean

Kiyoko’s Husband💍💕🫶

that ur so daddy obvi

BOKKUN💪

name goes hard ngl

yamalicious

just like me

dumb blonde

well we’re not surprised

yamalicious

fuck u yachi

ennoSHIT on my balls

seriously why are you guys like this

is this some mental illness thing or what

yamalicious

I’m offended you’d think that, ennoSHIT on my balls

tsukilicious

he wouldn’t be so far off

yamalicious

ok fuck you too

tsukilcious

😱😱😱

setzilla

meal of the day guys

milk

just milk

Grandma Suga

okay prince of Auradon

setzilla

I love drinking milk

milks the best

only whole milk tho

Sharita Sharita

not to be dramatic but if u were in my medieval village I’d literally banish you

setzilla

i’m gonna shove so many limes in your ear you’ll think they grow on trees

Keiji West

if you were in a medieval village you’d die from lack of nutrients from ur lack of milk drinkage

Kiyoko’s Husband 💍💕🫶

almond milk makes me moan

tsukilicious

what

Kiyoko’s Husband💍💕🫶

u heard me

Kiyoko

what does one say to that

Kiyoko’s Husband💍💕🫶

KIYOKO SAN

I LOVE U SM

lil shrimpy

I want u so bad kageyama

Grandma Suga

WHAT.

Keiji West

what the hell is this atrocity

Kiyoko’s Husband💍💕🫶

WHAT THE HEKL

lil shrimpy

I DID NOT MEAN TO SEND THAT

BRO

THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT

PINKY SWEAR

Neko Captain🐈‍⬛

the fact that you typed that despite not meaning to speak volumes 

kinosaurus

now that’s what I’m talking about sho🔥🔥🔥

don’t let the haters stop u from speaking the truth

papi chulo

friendly reminder that you are a MINOR.

setzilla

@lil shrimpy

what do u mean by that

lil shrimpy

I WAS JOKING

STOP.

dumb blonde

can we actually act like teenagers instead of whatever this is

like ask what we’re gonna do for summer break or ask how someone’s day is

Grandma Suga

BOOOOOOOO

i’m joking

yes let’s do that

Neko Captain🐈‍⬛

tomatoes tomatoes tomatoes 🍅

Atsumu Miya has created a group chat

Atsumu Miya added Grandma Suga, Keiji West, setzilla, and 4 other people to the group chat

Atsumu Miya named the group chat “Pretty Setter Squad”

Atsumu Miya

hey guys (＾▽＾)

first time makin’ a gc

how’d I do? >~<

Oikawa Tooru

kys please.

setzilla

jump off a cliff why don't you

Semi Eita

I hope u trip in front of ur crush

Atsumu Miya

WHY ARE YA GUYS SO MEAN???

WHAT DID I EVER DO TO Y’ALL??

Oikawa Tooru

exist.

Grandma Suga

what a crazy turn of events

Keiji West

why am I in another group chat

Atsumu Miya

This is the pretty setter squad obvi

Kenma Kozume

what the fuck kind of shitty name is that

Semi Eita

^

Atsumu Miya

idk bro I just heard someone mention it on a forum

Shirabu Kenjiro

well I'm in the wrong place bc I'm not pretty at all

Oikawa Tooru

we love self aware queens

Shirabu Kenjiro

this is why you never made it to nationals

Oikawa Tooru

die.

setzilla

hi oikawa san

Oikawa Tooru

oh who is you?

Grandma Suga

thats Kageyama

Oikawa Tooru

OH FUCK NO.

Oikawa Tooru has left the group chat

Atsumu Miya added Oikawa Tooru to the group chat

Atsumu Miya

DON’T JUST LEAVE?

Oikawa Tooru

I cannot be in the same gc as him

setzilla

🙁🙁

Keiji West

there is a headless body in the gap between my couch and the wall

Kenma Kozume

okay? eat it before it spoils

stop being wasteful

Grandma Suga

WHAT THR FUCK

Atsumu Miya 

what is wrong with him

Semi Eita

I always thought he was weird

Shirabu Kenjiro

holy shit that's where my grandma went

Oikawa Tooru

there's also a gap between my legs (iykyk)

Keiji West

I hope the bed bugs gets u and bite ur head off

Oikawa Tooru

stop playing hard to get bbg

Semi Eita

ur just hard to want oiks

Oikawa Tooru

are u slut shaming me

Semi Eita

HELLO??

NO?

that did not come out of my mouth you bitch

Atsumu Miya

I giggled

Keiji West

I let out a giggle too!!! but not out of those two lips 💋

Grandma Suga

i want you to log off

Kenma Kozume

can u just like stfu

setzilla

what does that mean Akaashi

Semi Eita

I'm abt to piss myself.

Shirabu Kenjiro

can I have a sip

Grandma Suga

LORD HAVE MERCY

STOP IT

Oikawa Tooru

LMFAOAOOISDVS

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In the “Pretty Setter Squad” group chat

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅

DID YA JUST SIT HERE AND SAY THAT MY DAUGHTER LOOKS MISERABLE

SO MAYBE WE SHOULD BE KALANI IN HER PLACE

✨tooru✨

no I never said that.

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅

yes ya most certainly did

✨tooru✨

NO I DIDNT DINGBAT LISTEN.

I SAID BROOKE IS YOUR MOTHER

TSUMU-TSUMU🤤👅

GET YER FINGER OUT OF MY FACE

Grandma Suga

why do u guys keeps arguing

its been days since this gc was made and yall had a total of 31 arguments

kozu🎮

why the hell are u keeping track

Grandma Suga

i get bored sometimes

Keiji West

lovers by choice siblings by chance💗

semi🥺👉👈

pardon?????????

Keiji West

ahh mmh agh hngh ah mm

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅

yeah mmmm ohhhh yeah

Grandma Suga

what the fuck.

mitskilover1143

I hope one day you’re at a job interview that you’ve been wanting your whole life and they see this

✨tooru✨

and I hope they hire you instantly

mitskilover1143

fuck off

✨tooru✨

awh is shitrabu embarrassed? :3

setzilla

i think u spelled his name wrong

u wrote shit rabu

✨tooru✨

no.

thats how I meant to write it

gosh why are u so naive

u always ruin everything

setzilla

i hope you mistake ur shampoo for toothpaste

i hope whenever you go out it rains

i will visit ur house every night and watch you sleep

i know where u live

i will manifest ur downfall

✨tooru✨

i’m sorry

semi🥺👉👈

guys

we go back to school on august 18

kozu🎮

public execution.

✨tooru✨

die.

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅

sharin’ is not always carin’, semi eita.

semi🥺👉👈

@kozu🎮 jokes on u, I have a public execution kink

Grandma Suga

oh… it stinks in here 🤢

Keiji West

someone get holy water

we’ve just encountered a demon

kozu🎮

screenshotted and sent to your mother

mitskilover1143

im telling ushijima to kick you out of the team

✨tooru✨

blocked.

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅

what the hell is wrong with ya

semi🥺👉👈

OH WHAT THE FUCK.

AKAASHI SAYS THE MOST DIABOLICAL AND RIDICULOUS THINGS, YET U GUYS DONT BAT AN EYE

BUT WHEN I SAY SOMETHING, SUDDENLY IM SATAN.

Grandma Suga

thats different

akaashi is mentally ill so we give him a pass

semi🥺👉👈

how.

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅

STOP JUDGIN’ THE MENTALLY ILL PATIENT

setzilla

pookie!🥺 I can't breathe no more!!🥺 Please stop!!🥺 *shits on bed*

kozu🎮

…

Grandma Suga

…😟

mitskilover1143

OMG such a funny message!! I can tell you are an extremely talented person who gets pounded in the ass frequently!

✨tooru✨

IM SHITGNFN😭😭

kozu🎮

I just KNOW yall don’t act like this irl

Keiji West

this is genuinely so funny to me that I exhaled a laugh, thank you

Grandma Suga

WHAT ELSE R U SUPPOSED TO DO? INHALE ONE?

setzilla

day one of telling oikawa san to stfu so I can dominate him and make him my pet:3

✨tooru✨

ON GOD I hope u get robbed.

ON MY MOMMA I hope u get robbed.

Grandma Suga

u wanna do WHAT to oikawa⁉️⁉️

Chapter Text

In the “the fox trio🦊” group chat

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅 is online

15:11 p.m.

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅

do we have that practice match today with itachiyama?

Samu🍣 and rinrin are online

Samu🍣

why the hell are ya texting us during class?

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅

idk bro

I miss ya guys

rinrin

if we get caught having our phones out I will literally strangle you

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅

how scandalous

texting in class?

who cares bro

I hate this class anyway 

Samu🍣

dude

ya literally sit one row away from us

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅

ok well that’s too far

rinrin

you’re like a little kid who can’t stay apart from it’s mother for more than a second

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅

yes please be my mommy

Samu🍣

I hope ya rot in hell

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅

nah I’m just wilding

rinrin

tsumu bricked up 4k ultra HD

Samu🍣

hello????

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅

ugh fine since ya asked

yes i’ll marry ya

rinrin

impregnate me first

Samu🍣

WHAT THE FUCK

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅

average pussy response

with pleasure rin!😍

Samu🍣

this is bonkers

rinrin

like these knockers

Samu🍣

elaborate ???

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅

tsk tsk tsk samu

Samu🍣

I should’ve eaten you out in the womb

rinrin

please reword ur statement

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅

😟

Samu🍣

you guys are going in my suicide note

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅

finally

rin rin

you guys are probably in my 5th note so you’re not special samuel 

Samu🍣

Samuel my ass ya fuck

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅

guys I have a suggestion

we should bring back hear me outs

rinrin

you’re not ready for mine

Samu🍣

yours are probably psychotic

rinrin

you.  me.  outside.  9pm.

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅

HEAR ME OUT

FIREBOY FROM THAT ONE GAME

Samu🍣

the one where ya have to escape a forest temple or some shit?😭

rinrin

he’s so fine

Samu🍣

HE’S LITERALLY BUILT LIKE FIRE

rinrin

ok and?

fuck your bitchass

you’re just a fucking hater

okay my turn

death from final destination

Samu🍣

you CANNOT be serious.

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅

WAIT…

I HIGHKEY SEE IT

Samu🍣

this is a joke right

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅

shut the fuck up

anyway

hear me out… 

Dr. Nefario.

Samu🍣

FROM DESPICABLE ME?

rinrin

he’s meh

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅

he’s so FINE

with his glasses n shit

Samu🍣

wait actually

guys

hear me out

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅

we’re listening

rinrin

yours better not be some stupid ass shit like the number four

Samu🍣

the lorax.

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅

PLEASE.

rinrin

THE LITTLE ORANGE GUY????

THE ONE THATS LIKE LET IT GROW OR SOME SHIT???

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅

GRFRRR

WOOF WOOF

HE’S SO RAWR BRO

WITH HIS YELLOW MUSTACHE

I ENVISION IT

Samu🍣

his toes are making me feel things

rinrin

seek help

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅

guys

is it just me or is the teacher pointing at us…

In the “the fox trio🦊” group chat

16:20 p.m.

Samu🍣 is online

Samu🍣

I hope you trip down the stairs and break yer back

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅 and rinrin are online

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅

ok this is partially yer fault

yer the one who responded like the dumbass ya are

Samu🍣

if ya hadn’t messaged us?????

rinrin

where the fuck are you.

I’m a man of my word.

I’m abt to strangle tf out of you.

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅

DUDE

I SAID I WAS SORRY

IS THIS OUR DIVORCE💔💔

rinrin

SHUT THE HELL UP

WHWRE ARE YOU

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅

BRO WE HAVE THAG PRACTICE MATCH

WORRY ABOUT THAG

rinrin

NO

FUCK YOUR STYOJD ASDBSJ FACE BRO 

I HOPE YOU BRSAK YOUR ARM AND NVER PLAY BOLLEYBA AGAIN

Samu🍣

I think he’s a little short tempered

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅

RIN

STOP

I LOVE YOU 🥺🥺🥺

THIS ISN’T YOU 🥺🥺🥺

SNAP OUT OF IT 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

rinrin

i hope someone throws a rock at you so hard you black out and have to go to the ER

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅

that actually has happened before

Samu🍣

guys we still have that practice match with Itachiyama

rinrin

See me after for the worst pounding of your life

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅

YES DADDY

19:08 p.m.

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅 is online

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅

hear me out…

Sakusa Kiyoomi.

Chapter Text

In the “keeping up with the vb gayers🔥🔥🔥” group chat

tsukilicious is online

tsukilicious

@lil shrimpy, @setzilla, @yamalicious, @blondie

could you guys be any more EMBARRASSING?

16 people are online

papi chulo

oh god.

what now?

Grandma Suga

I don’t like where this is headed

Sharita Sharita

can’t be that bad than having to go back to school in FOUR WEEKS.

kinosaurus

fuck me

Sharita Sharita

yes😫

I’ve been waiting for this day

get ready for me to clap those cheeks

hairbun

now THIS is embarrassing.

Kiyoko’s Husband💍💕🫶

like that five finger forehead

hairbun

I’m gonna pull a hannah baker.

lil shrimpy

tsukki I think you’re overreacting

yamalicious

ok but like why is your family so fine

like grrrrr..

we should breed so we can have the most adorable blonde kids

tsukilicious

you’re going to hell.

BOKKUN💪

FRECKLES CHAN

WHAT THE HELL

Neko Captain🐈‍⬛

sometimes I wonder what goes through his head whenever he types something like that

setzilla

he doesn't think that's why

dumb blonde

ok I made ONE comment about your mom having the most nicest legs

whats wrong with that?

tsukilicious

EVERYTHING.

EVERYTHING IS WRONG WITH THAT.

YOU KEPT OGLING MY MOTHER LIKE A PIECE OF MEAT.

NOT TO MENTION HINATA TRIPPED IN FRONT OF MY MOM AND MADE HER KISS HIS “BOOBOO” THAT HE DIDN’T EVEN HAVE?

AND MADE HER FUCKING FEED HIM LIKE A FUCKING BABY.

yamalicious

always the victim never the problematic one

tsukilicious

don’t even get me started on you.

“I’m sure OUR KIDS will look even better”

WHO SAYS THAT WHILE MY BROTHER IS SHOWING YOU PICTURES OF MY COUSINS???

NINJA NOYA⚡

now I REALLY need to see how your family looks like

lil shrimpy

they’re so fine

Keiji West

I follow his mom on Facebook

and all I can say is that I’ve never busted so hard in my life

papi chulo

YOU ARE A MINOR.

tsukilicious

you FOLLOW my mom ON FUCKING FACEBOOK?

Keiji West 

don’t yell at your stepfather

tsukilicious

SHUT THE FUCK UP

YOU ARE NOT MY STEPFATHER AND WILL NEVER BE

Keiji West

first stage: daniel

Neko Captain🐈‍⬛

DANIEL??

IM SOBBING.

Kiyoko’s Husband💍💕🫶

AKAASHI UR SO FUNNY

PLEASE NEVER DIE 🙏 

Keiji West

If I had a tail, it’d be so hard rn

kinosaurus

who’s gonna tell him…

Kiyoko

I’m disturbed.

NINJA NOYA⚡

KIYOKO SAN

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU

Kiyoko’s Husband💍💕🫶

I MISS YOU KIYOKO

Kiyoko

We saw each other a few weeks ago

NINJA NOYA⚡

aye that's too long

Sharita Sharita

FAN MEET N GREET IM PEEING OUT SPIDERMANS

Neko Captain🐈‍⬛

WHAT THE FUCK

yamalicious

IM CREAMING

Grandma Suga

YOU’RE WHAT?

kinosaurus

lets kiss

papi chulo

I’m highly debating ending it all

NINJA NOYA⚡

don’t forget to hit that subscribe button !!

papi chulo

jump.

NINJA NOYA⚡

what.

tsukilicious

you four are NEVER coming over to my house.

It’s forbidden.

yamailcious

OH WHAT THE DOG SHIT

THATS NOT FAIR

lil shrimpy

OK FIRST OFF

YOUR MOM REALLY LIKED ME

SO I SHOULD BE ABLE TO COME OVER WHENEVER I WANT

setzilla

tf???

no she didn't

She obviously liked me better, she called me sweetheart and honey and complimented my volleyball skills when we played

lil shrimpy

out of the kindness of her heart???

yamalicious

bitch

I’ve known her since I was a kid

She quite literally likes me better than all y'all combined.

dumb blonde

She literally invited me to have dinner with her sometime?????

Are we ignoring THAT?

tsukilicious

CAN WE NOT???

Keiji West

damn

what I gotta say to get a piece of that

tsukilicious

YOU STAY OUT OF THIS.

BOKKUN💪

gasps angrily

don’t talk to my bae like that🤬

Neko Captain🐈‍⬛

If only Kenma would defend me like that

Keiji West

you guys aren't even dating????

y'all haven’t even confessed to one another

Neko Captain🐈‍⬛

CAN YOU LET A GUY DREAM?

lil shrimpy

wait

you guys aren't dating yet

tsukilicious 

fucking loser

lil shrimpy

that's soooo weird

Kiyoko’s Husband💍💕🫶

I swear you guys were dating

was I tripping?

Neko Captain🐈‍⬛

DISCLAIMER I am NOT gay

I just joke around like that

Grandma Suga

and the crowd is…. confused????

hairbun

did he not just say let a guy dream?

NINJA NOYA⚡

and the crowd is exchanging looks???

kinosaurus

gosh

I miss my thirteen year old self when I thought I was just confused

ennoSHIT on my balls

ok I’ve been silently reading but I cannot stay quiet about this

first off, if your not gay… then wtf was all those couple stuff I was witnessing during the training camp?

Neko Captain🐈‍⬛

he’s my best friend

and best friends take care of one another

Sharita Sharita

best friends who gaze at each other for way too long?

Neko Captain🐈‍⬛

he has difficulties on taking care of himself

BOKKUN💪

YOU ARE KENMA AREN’T DATING?

Grandma Suga

…you’re a little late buddy

Chapter Text

In the “keeping up with the vb gayers🔥🔥🔥” group chat

Tuesday, July 22nd

14:43 p.m.

lil shrimpy

Imagine being a 16 year old and playing volleyball with ur crush then he tells you one day “you can fly even higher”

setzilla

what

lil shrimpy

what

kinosaurus

you guys are making me homophobic

Grandma Suga

you see Hinata and Kageyama, I see enemies to lovers, slowburn, fluff and angst, 500k words, no beta we die like daichi

papi chulo

YOU’RE NOT FUNNY???

NO ONE’S LAUGHING.

Grandma Suga

you’re just mad I’m a comedian

yamalicious

when i’m at a soulmateism competition but my opponents are hinata shoyo born on june 21 summer solstice longest day of the year and kageyama tobio born on december 22 winter solstice longest night of the year

ennoSHIT on my balls

it’s almost like you were ready to type that

Keiji West

*glomps on you cutely :3*

ennoSHIT on my balls

what does that even imply

tsukilicious

why would you even be there in the first place

yamalicious

bro idk maybe cause I’m desperate

tsukilicious

you really are something

BOKKUN💪

If I had that type of love, we’d be unstoppable asf

hairbun

Honestly, I genuinely don’t get how people do it

dumb blonde

dating is weird

like wdym we’re holding hands and kissing in a fort with LED lights

NINJA NOYA⚡️

y’all will never understand

Sharita Sharita

idk I think the fear of commitment is finally taking effect

Grandma Suga

my expectations in dating is pretty high

mainly cause I be binge watching kdrama’s

Neko Captain🐈‍⬛

especially those kdrama’s where the ml is this nonchalant, sad backstory, good-looking, tsundare kind of guy

Kiyoko’s Husband💍💕🫶

that’s what makes it even better

dumb blonde

those are the kind of kdrama’s I be watching

lil shrimpy

real- *a fairy floats by* whoa what the heck

BOKKUN💪

😭😭

ennoSHIT on my balls

nurse, he’s awake

lil shrimpy

no please don’t send me back

NINJA NOYA⚡️

yo can we get a roleplay

yamalicious

sorry I was just gonna get your teeth

i’ll go now

setzilla

i want you so bad

Kiyoko’s Husband💍💕🫶

can you guys stfu and kiss already

kinosaurus

do us all a favor and make out (in front of us)🙏

papi chulo

why do I have to constantly remind you guys that y'all are MINORS.

Grandma Suga

I don’t know who’s y'all but it ain’t me bitch 

Neko Captain🐈‍⬛

ain’t me either

papi chulo

well you guys know who I’m talking about

Kiyoko is online

Kiyoko

um guys I was doing my makeup and accidentally snorted some setting powder…

are my pupils dilated

yamalicious

well there goes college

BOKKUN💪

you can’t throw your life away like this

Keiji West

wow what’s next

a baby at 18?

Grandma Suga

Santa Claus skipping a house this year

kinosaurus

might as well get piercings and a tattoo

dumb blonde

my mom said we can’t have sleepovers no more

Neko Captain🐈‍⬛

PLEASE

YOU GUYS ARE SO FUNNY

Kiyoko’s Husband💍💕🫶

KIYOKO SAN YOU DON’T NEED MAKEUP

YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL JUST THE WAY YOU ARE

NINJA NOYA⚡️

WHEN I SEE YOUR FACE

THERE’S NOT A THING THAT I WOULD CHANGE

Kiyoko’s Husband💍💕🫶

CAUSE YOU’RE AMAZING

JUST THE WAY YOU AREEEEEE

NINJA NOYA⚡️

AND WHEN YOU SMILEEEEEEEEEEEE

Kiyoko

I don’t know how I should feel about this

Grandma Suga

fart and walk away

papi chulo

please don’t

yamalicious

all the pretty girls walk like this

tsukilicious

you wish 😂

yamalicious

I’M GONNA HUMP YOU.

hairbun

PARDON??

Chapter Text

12:05 p.m.

Neko Captain🐈‍⬛ is online

Neko Captain🐈‍⬛

I bet y’all were born naked, y’all nasty little thing 😈

13 people are online

kinosaurus

”b-b-but…” I stutter, looking at you with fear. One of my biggest secrets were revealed! 

Neko Captain🐈‍⬛

Oi, oi, oi… no need to be embarrassed, baby girl… papa liked it 😏

tsukilicious

WHY are we ROLEPLAYING?

Grandma Suga

can this be considered pedophilia

Neko Captain🐈‍⬛

BITCH

I’M NOT A CHILD LOVER?

papi chulo

but if you were, i’d gladly be the first to arrest you

Neko Captain🐈‍⬛

DAI WHAT THE FREAK

NINJA NOYA⚡

daichi being a police officer when he’s older would be so hot and sexy

Kiyoko’s Husband💍💕🫶

HE WOULD BE UNTOUCHABLE.

Grandma Suga

Ikr and i’d be the one having all that to myself😍😍

BOKKUN💪

wtf share????

papi chulo

what.

Keiji West is online

Keiji West

guess what I just found out

ok so rumor has it that if you drink coconut water and eat a banana before bed

ennoSHIT on my balls

…and?

Keiji West

and what happens is that

Sharita Sharita

he always makes me shit whenever he types something like that

brb I gotta shit

Sharita Sharita is offline

tsukilicious

what the fuck?

Kiyoko’s Husband💍💕🫶

               Replied to Keiji West

was this a threat

setzilla

          Replied to Keiji West

let me know when the rumor loads

hairbun

wait I actually googled it and the real answer is shocking.

Rumor has it, if you drink coconut water and eat a banana before bed, it

Grandma Suga

why did I actually believe him

Neko Captain🐈‍⬛

LMFAOOK

I BELIEVED THAT TOO

BOKKUN💪

there’s no way I fell for that

lil shrimpy

asahi finally in his funny arc?

hairbun

I’m always funny

Grandma Suga

you crack the most TERRIBLE dad jokes of the century

those don’t count

yamalicious

alright asahi just shut up

hairbun

JEEZ.

WHAT IS IT? HATE ASAHI DAY??

NINJA NOYA⚡️

yeah, and it happens every mondays cause we hate mondays just like how we hate your dad jokes

hairbun

i hope you know I dread seeing you.

NINJA NOYA⚡️

suck it bitch cause you’ll be seeing me in three weeks

hairbun

not if I intervene

Kiyoko’s Husband💍💕🫶

don’t worry guys, Asahi Azumane said he will handle it

BOKKUN💪

LMFAOOO I LOVE THIS GC

Neko Captain🐈‍⬛

BRO WE NEED MORE PEOPLE HERE

IT’LL BE MORE LIT🔥🔥🔥

yamalicious

are you saying we’re not cool

Neko Captain🐈‍⬛

yes.

BOKKUN💪

YES BRO WE NEED MORE PEOPLE

THAT WAY IT’D BE MORE FUN

Kiyoko’s Husband💍💕🫶

HELL YEAH

tsukilicious

please no.

PLEASE.

papi chulo

for once, I agree with him.

Neko Captain🐈‍⬛

TOO LATE

I ALREADY GOT A FEW PEOPLE IN MIND

NINJA NOYA⚡️

YES ADD THEM

Neko Captain🐈‍⬛ added ✨tooru✨, kozu🎮, TSUM-TSUM🤤👅, Ushijima Wakatoshi, and Tendou Satori to the group chat

✨tooru✨

oh what the fuck

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅

OH YESSSS

I LOVE GROUP CHATS

Tendou Satori

oh???

what’s this? I mean don’t mind the intrusion 🤭

papi chulo

this was originally supposed to be THE karasuno group chat, if you didn’t know.

Neko Captain🐈‍⬛

man fuck that shit

create a new one after summer break

WE’RE HERE TO PARTYYY

tsukilicious

NO.

Keiji West

*poops*

sorry this was my reaction to new people being added

Chapter Text

In the “SEIJOHH‼️🔥🙏” group chat

15:22 p.m.

MAKKI🤑

yo issei

what was that one song we were listening to in the car??

wasn’t it like big black submissive hole?

✨tooru✨

GOODNIGHT.

Iwa~chan

what the fuck did I just read.

yahaba

I don’t even wanna know

mattsun

BRO.

IT’S CALLED SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLE YOU DUMB FUCK

MAKKI🤑

ohhhhhh

no wonder I couldn’t find it anywhere

heh! silly me!!

kyo🐕

shut the FUCK up.

✨tooru✨

woah don’t get on his bad side guys😣

kyo🐕

you too Mr. I need everything to be about me

✨tooru✨

EXCUSE ME???

RESPECT ME YOU DINGUS

yahaba

show some respect kyo.

he’s your damn upperclassman AND captain.

✨tooru✨

YEAH, RESPECT ME YOU LITTLE SHIT.

Iwa~chan

tooru.

✨tooru✨

HE FUCKING STARTED IT

Iwa~chan

i don’t give a shit who started it

you also respect your underclassmen.

✨tooru✨

ALWAYS taking his side smh. 🤦 

Iwa~chan

ya.

do you want me to smack the shit outta you?

✨tooru✨

YES😩

kunimi:p

🤢🤢🤢

TARI TARI🙏🙏🙏

          Replied to MAKKI🤑

screenshotted and saved in my photos

now you have to listen to what I say for a week

MAKKI🤑

oh you were waiting for this moment.

TARI TARI🙏🙏🙏

fuck yeah I was

kindaichi is online

kindaichi

when u lose my mom in the store so I have to search for her in each aisle

kunimi:p

why am I losing YOUR mom.

mattsun

why am I with your mom bro????😭

kindaichi

dude I fucking lost her

idk where she at

Iwa~chan

why was your first instinct to text us like as if we got some super power to locate your mom

kindaichi

BRO IDK

I’M SCARED Y’ALL

WHAT IF I GET KIDNAPPED

✨tooru✨

oh trust me

ain’t nobody gon kidnap you with THAT FUCKASS hair

shit sticking up like no tomorrow

MAKKI🤑

BYE.

mattsun

I’M HYPERVENTILATING.

kunimi:p

why are you thinking about getting kidnapped at your big ass age

kindaichi

CAN WE STOP BULLYING ME?

MY FEELINGS ARE HURT.

✨tooru✨

nah fam

we wilding

TARI TARI🙏🙏🙏

who’s excited to come back to school!

✨tooru✨

DIE.

MAKKI🤑

can you jump off a cliff please and thank yeww!!

mattsun

aye as long as I see my bae makki🤤🤤

MAKKI🤑

YES

kyo🐕

you guys are disgusting.

✨tooru✨

I’d have to (unfortunately) agree with maddog-chan

this is absolutely sickening

MAKKI🤑

you’re just jealous you’re single

✨tooru✨

YEAH I AM

WHAT ABOUT IT??

kunimi:p

desperate 🥱

✨tooru✨

BE QUIET KUNIMI

Iwa~chan

oi, stop being a drama queen

you’ll be ok not being in a relationship

✨tooru✨

yet, it’s not😫😫

bro I need my fangirlies

Iwa~chan

shut the hell up you dipshit

✨tooru✨

MEAN IWA CHAN

MAKKI🤑

god kiss already

yahaba 

I’m surprised they aren’t dating already…

✨tooru✨

I’M LITERALLY STRAIGHT WDYM

mattsun

i cannot believe that he just typed that

TARI TARI🙏🙏🙏

this gotta be a joke

where the cams at?????

✨tooru✨

I’M NOT LYING?

I’VE ONLY EVER DATED GIRLS??

I mean don’t get me wrong, I don’t care if y’all are gay, it’s just that I’m straight

kunimi:p

sure buddy

kindaichi

I swear he was gay

yahaba

whatever makes him happy ig

✨tooru✨

STOP ATTACKING ME

WHY’D Y’ALL SUDDENLY TURN ON ME???

Iwa~chan

hey guys, I’m gonna log off

I have to go grocery shopping with my mom, bye

Iwa~chan is offline

kyo🐕

…

✨tooru✨

busy during summer break?

yeah, not buying it

mattsun

that was such a shitty ass excuse

kunimi:p

he was probably sick of y’all

MAKKI🤑

nahhhhh, it’s cause he realized he needs to keep his nonchalance in check or else the girls will kick him to the curb

kindaichi

I’m concerned

yahaba

nonchalant guys are so fine

not Iwaizumi tho

never my upperclassman

mattsun

nah freak that

Iwaizumi is so FINE.

MAKKI🤑

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

TARI TARI🙏🙏🙏

he’s so chill like that too

i envy him 😣

✨tooru✨

he’s not all that guys

MAKKI🤑

you’re just saying that cause you’re “straight”

✨tooru✨

CAUSE I AM

kunimi:p

😂😂😂

mattsun

It’s ok to be gay

don’t lie to yourself

✨tooru✨

YOU GUYS ARE INSUFFERABLE.

I’M LEAVING.

✨tooru✨ is offline

MAKKI🤑

he’s definitely gay

kindaichi

guys I found my mom

Chapter Text

In the “SEIJOHH‼️🔥🙏” group chat

✨tooru✨ is online

✨tooru✨

why do people think everyone who has a kpop pfp and know korean is a koreaboo like bro, I have a japanese character on my pfp in TikTok

does that mean I’m a japan rcta?

cause why did I just get called a koreaboo for using the little korean I knew to correct a girl who was saying a sentence wrong

MAKKI🤑

is japanese a hard language?

✨tooru✨

uhh… sucky tan ducky doo🩷

Iwa~chan

yall both are fucking japanese

what the hell are yall on

yahaba

oikawa san

you know korean?

✨tooru✨

only a little 😬

mattsun

Honestly

i’d call you a koreaboo too if I saw your comment

like why are you correcting me?

it’s giving “I know everything and you don’t”

✨tooru✨

STFU.

kunimi:p

nothing new tbh

✨tooru✨

do you guys wanna die

MAKKI🤑

absolutely

better than having to hear you deny being gay for the nth time

TARI TARI🙏🙏🙏

I refuse to believe that man is straight

at least be bi or smth

mattsun

FAX.

✨tooru✨

I truthfully and sincerely hate the three of you

kindaichi is online

kindaichi

guys my fucking poop won’t come out

TARI TARI🙏🙏🙏

WHAT THE FUCK.

mattsun

…why are you texting us while pooping.

MAKKI🤑

he’s just down bad like that

kumimi:p

proof??? :3

kindaichi

HUH

kyo🐕

this is disgusting.

✨tooru✨

STOP BEING A PARTY POOPER

kyo🐕

shut up.

kindaichi

alright imma log off

it's getting quite serious

MAKKI🤑

WE DIDNT NEED TO KNOW THAT.

mattsun

nah man wtf😭

yahaba

I wanna know how this information is useful

✨tooru✨

LMFAOOOOO

KINDAICHI YOU’RE SO FUCKING FUNNY

kindaichi

holy shit

that message just made it come out

Iwa~chan

what the actual fuck.

I had a seizure reading that.

MAKKI🤑

IM FARTINGGGGGGFF

THERE’S NO WAY😭😭

kunimi:p

oh hell no

mattsun

IM CTFU.

TARI TARI🙏🙏🙏

that’s scary…

kyo🐕

Jesus fucking Christ.

kindaichi

I love pooping :3 

kindaichi is offline

yahaba

…😰

mattsun

we need to bring back bullying

MAKKI🤑

poop domination… am I right?

kyo🐕

GET THE FUCK OUT.

TARI TARI🙏🙏🙏

IM SCREAMJNVGV

✨tooru✨

HAHAHSUSSBSISBSISBSJS

Iwa~chan

I’m highly concerned about your well-being.

Chapter Text

In the “keeping up with the vb gayers🔥🔥🔥” group chat

Neko Captain🐈‍⬛ is online

Neko Captain🐈‍⬛ sent a video

Neko Captain🐈‍⬛

I’M DEADDDDD.

ME, OIKAWA, BOKUTO, DAICHI, USHIJIMA, AND KITA WERE HANGING OUT AT THE MALL 

AND ANIMAL BY MARTIN GARRIX STARTED PLAYING

BOKUTO DECIDED TO BREAK DANCE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MALL

21 people are online

NINJA NOYA⚡

LMFAOOOOO

WAT IS THIS

kozu🎮

dear lord

he sucks at dancing

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅

WHY IS KITA THERE?????

Keiji West

break dancing king

BOKKUN💪

KEIJI DID YOU SEE ME

Keiji West

unfortunately

kozu🎮

🤣🤣

BOKKUN💪

STOP.

Grandma Suga

oh ok.

so THAT’S where Daichi is.

tell him he should expect me to show up to his house later.

Kiyoko

dancing skills goes hard ngl

TENDOU

GO ASAIN BOY GO

NINJA NOYA✨

ASAIN BOY IS MAD CRAZYYYY

tsukilicious

like he ain’t asian too

kinosaurus

OKAYYY GET INTO IT

yamalicious

always knew an asian boy could be a little soulful

dumb blonde

THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK ARE KILLING MEEEE

setzilla

I have a question

hairbun

i have a better one

why do you have rainbow stripe socks with your toes separated?

lil shrimpy

IM CRHINV

THE SOCKSSSSS

TENDOU

LMAOOOOO

Sharita Sharita

i wanna know why tf yall hanging out without us

Neko Captain🐈‍⬛

IT WAS AN ONLYS CAPTAIN HANGOUT

NO MIDDLE BLOCKERS, SETTERS, PINCH SERVERS ETC.

Kiyoko’s Husband💍💕🫶

ok fuck u too bro

Grandma Suga

how is oikawa even surviving with ushijima there

✨tooru✨

I HATE IT HERE.

Ushijima Wakatoshi

It’s unfortunate you’re feeling that way, Oikawa.

✨tooru✨

LEAVE ME ALONE U DINGWIT

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅

wait guys tell me

is kita crying???

he hates public stunts or going out 🤣🤣

Ushijima Wakatoshi

I assure you, he’s doing fine.

Great, actually.

…He just did a cartwheel.

i think he ate too much sugar

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅

OH MY GOD????

✨tooru✨

nah bro he just chilling

tsukilicious

I’m having a seizure just watching that

yamalicious

BRO I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

lil shrimpy

BOKUTO UR SO COOL!!!

setzilla

he’s just dancing dumbass

lil shrimpy

SHUT UP

papi chulo

shit suga

i didn’t see ur messages or calls

Grandma Suga

no fuck you

I guess I’m not that important 😒

kozu🎮

u ain't wrong

Grandma Suga

you really know how to push everyone’s button.

kozu🎮

It’s what I was made for

✨tooru✨

ugh I hate oblivious losers

just make out atp

Actually just get married

TENDOU

just like you and your “iwa chan” 😂😂😂

✨tooru✨

I WISH EVERY BAD THING HAPPENS TO YOU

AND JUST SO YK IM STRAIGHT.

Kiyoko’s Husband💍💕🫶

holy denial

TENDOU

oh fuck NO

He did not just say that

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅

hey bro april fools has passed now

its not cool to joke around like that

Grandma Suga

UR STRAIGHT????

✨tooru✨

bro why is everyone shocked when I say that

this better not turn into another discussion, I already had this with my teammates

ennoSHIT on my balls

no wonder

Keiji West

gay

Grandma Suga

yes we know akaashi

good for you for learning new words

ennoSHIT on my balls

we need a fucking group chat with all the absentminded bastards who can’t see that a certain someone likes them

Grandma Suga

I’ll host it 🙋‍♂️

NINJA NOYA⚡

not you cause you already have a boyfriend

Grandma Suga

I DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND????

Kiyoko’s Husband💍💕🫶

oh lord

Neko Captain🐈‍⬛

ANYWAY guys

We’re gonna get going because our sleepover isn’t over yet

BOKKUN💪

HELL YEAH TIME TO GET HIGHHHH

Keiji West

WTF??

NO DRINKING OR SMOKING

kozu🎮

oh so akaashi does have a conscious

papi chulo

I highly agree with akaashi

BOKKUN💪

I WAS JOKING

tsukilicious

not like u could anyways

BOKKUN💪

WHY IS EVERYONE IN THIS GC SO RUDE????

kozu🎮

Deal with it buddy 

17:19 p.m.

Neko Captain🐈‍⬛ is online

Neko Captain🐈‍⬛

HOLY SHIT GUYS

OIKAWA IS CHASING ME WITJ A FUCKINV DOOR

HELL HELP HELP

10 people are online

Grandma Suga

I’m sorry???

kozu🎮

send proof or it didn’t happen

Neko Captain🐈‍⬛

BITCJ I CANT IM JUSY TRYNA SURVIVE

NINJA NOYA⚡️

HAAHHAHAAHAAH

THIS GOTTA BE A JOKE

Neko Captain🐈‍⬛

ITS NOT

Keiji West

tsk tsk tsk

you didn’t send proof so it didn’t happen

sorry buddy

Kiyoko’s Husband💍💕🫶

with an actual door?

Neko Captain🐈‍⬛

YES.

A BIG ASS FUCKING DOOR

Kiyoko’s Husband💍💕🫶

IM DYINGGGG

yamalicious

WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO PROMPT THIS RESPONSE?

AND WHERE DID HE GET A FUCKING DOOR FROM?????

Neko Captain🐈‍⬛

I WAS MAKING FUN OF HIM FOR DENYING LIKING IWAIZUMI SAN AND HE STARTED CHASING ME

WITJ A DOOR NO LESS

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅

this on you 

can’t help sorry

Neko Captain🐈‍⬛

FUCK YOU GUYS

I HATE YALL SO MUCH

Neko Captain🐈‍⬛ is offline

dumb blonde

what the fuck just happened

lil shrimpy

i don’t even know

and I don’t wanna know

tsukilicious

he deserves it

BOKKUN💪 is online

BOKKUN💪

HOLY CRAP GUYS

OIKAWA WAS CHASING KUROO WITH A BIG ASS DOOR

THEN KUROO ENDED UP TRIPPING ON HIS SHOELACES.

OIKAWA DIDNT SEE HIM FALL SO HE TRIPPED TOO AND SQUISHED KUROO WITH THE BIG ASS DOOR

Chapter Text

In the “keeping up with the vb gayers🔥🔥🔥” group chat

Kiyoko’s Husband💍💕🫶 is online

Kiyoko’s Husband💍💕🫶

I just got rejected

please trauma dump so I could feel less bad about myself

20 people are online

papi chulo

why must we start the convo like this?

Kiyoko’s Husband💍💕🫶

shut up old man

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅

man going thru it rn 😭😭

TENDOU

I mean shi I’d rejected you too if ur hoe ass looked like Mr. Garrison from South Park

Sharita Sharita

IM DEADDDD

Grandma Suga

THAT’S FOUL.

setzilla

give me a sec to search him up

…

TENDOU

you just ruined the whole joke.

NINJA NOYA⚡

It’s ok bro

she’s just too good for you

Kiyoko’s Husband💍💕🫶

the fuck you mean she’s too good for me???

bro I hope you die in a house fire

Grandma Suga

WHAT.

Ushijima Wakatoshi

I’m not sure that’s appropriate.

kinosaurus

that's my kind of freaky shit

ennoSHIT on my balls

of course it is you whore

NINJA NOYA⚡

Just like in we were liars

✨tooru✨

WHY WOULD YOU BRING THAT UP?

Grandma Suga

I’M STILL GRIEVING

Sharita Sharita

we were liars is the cause of my depression

Keiji West

I hope you step in a pile of legos 

yamalicious

how do I move on from that show

tsukilicious

wasn’t even that sad tbh.

yamalicious

what the fuck are you talking about

you fucking cried in my arms

Kiyoko’s Husband💍💕🫶

LMFAOOO 

IMAGINE GETTING EXPOSED

Neko Captain🐈‍⬛

tsukki crying??

HAHAHA

kozu🎮

that’s so embarrassing 🤣🤣

tsukilicious

the only thing that’s embarrassing is your terrible dye job.

kozu🎮

says the one who’s only “trauma” is his brother lying to him about being on the volleyball team

tsukilicious

fuck you.

BOKKUN💪

OH SHIT

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Ushijima Wakatoshi

#clockthattea #itgirl #roasted

TENDOU

wakatoshi… no.

lil shrimpy

WAIT I HAVEN’T FINISHED THE SHOW

WHAT HAPPENS???

Grandma Suga

it’s best you watch it until the end, my child

it’ll break you into a million pieces.

setzilla

what is we were liars

Kiyoko’s Husband💍💕🫶

HELLO?????

DID NOBODY SEE MY MESSAGE?

I JUST GOT REJECTED AND THE ONLY WAY ILL FEEL BETTER IS IF YALL TRAUMA DUMP

✨tooru✨

right I forgot about that

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅

wait I got one

I found out my ex bf was my first cousin

hairbun

UR COUSIN?????

tsukilicious

what a TERRIBLE day to be literate.

Grandma Suga

HOW DO YOU NOT REALIZE UR BF IS UR COUSIN????

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅

guys stop judging

Its cus I’ve never met my moms side of the family since they lived in Alabama😭😭

kozu🎮

them living in Alabama makes so much sense

kinosaurus

can’t be worst than mine 🤣

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅

and the worst part of it all is that…

he knew I was his cousin.

✨tooru✨

OH MY GOD????

lil shrimpy

atsumu san please tell me ur lying.

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅

I SWEAR

yamalicious

HE KNEW AND DIDNT SAY ANYTHING??

Sharita Sharita

how did he know but you didn’t…

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅

I’m assuming it’s cause his mom showed him a picture of me when I was little 😭

apparently I met my aunt when I was two and took a picture of me and showed my cousin that photo but I don’t remember so

Keiji West

not only does he like his cousin…

he likes little kids too

Grandma Suga

THATS EVEN WORSE???

NINJA NOYA⚡️

I’m concerned for ur cousin’s health

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅

me too.

yamalicious

my turn!!!!

tsukilicious

oh lord.

yamalicious

one time when I was seven my mom took me on a car ride to run over my dads mistress

Kiyoko’s Husband💍💕🫶

WAS THE CAR OK??

Sharita Sharita

were the wheels damaged?

Keiji West

did y’all have to stop the car ride???

TENDOU

HAHAHAH

YOU GUYS ARE SO FUNNY

papi chulo

THAT’S what you guys are worried about?

Grandma Suga

ur mom is who I aspire to be

tsukilicious

i still wanna know how your mom didn’t get arrested

yamalicious

she’s just mothering like that

Neko Captain🐈‍⬛

I just wanna know what mission your mom was tryna accomplish

BOKKUN💪

probably to see who can hit their husband’s mistress the hardest with their kid in the car

✨tooru✨

BYE.

Ushijima Wakatoshi

were the car payments high?

yamalicious

nah man we got away with it

kozu🎮

did the mistress survive?

yamalicious

yeah with a broken neck and shit

kozu🎮

oh man🙁

papi chulo

what is WRONG with yall???

Kiyoko’s Husband💍💕🫶

come on daichi

lighten up!!! 

papi chulo

no.

Kiyoko’s Husband💍💕🫶

this is why you get no bitches.

NINJA NOYA⚡️

guys I have one too

I like watching videos of black men shaking their booty cheeks.

Idk why but when I see a black men shaking their cheeks it just makes my mouth drool and I start dancing with them

ennoSHIT on my balls

bro that is NOT a trauma dump.

this is a whole ass confession 😭

tsukilicious

WHY.

WHY WOULD YOU TYPE THAT.

WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME READ THAT.

TENDOU

in a way

i can relate…

Ushijima Wakatoshi

I don’t think I wanted to know that Nishinoya Yuu.

NINJA NOYA⚡️

why’d he use my full name…

✨tooru✨

I’M PHOTOSYNTHESIZING.

kinosaurus

tutorial?? food is becoming expensive nowadays

Keiji West

I AM CELLULAR RESPIRATINGGGG

TSUM-TSUM🤤👅

HELP MEEEE

HELP HELP HELPPP

IM LAUGHING SO HARD I GOT A BONERRR

hairbun

PARDON ME???

setzilla

oikawa san rn: 🌵

Chapter Text

Sunday, August 17th

Grandma Suga has created a group chat

Grandma Suga named the group chat “Karasuno🏐”

Grandma Suga has added 13 people to the chat

Grandma Suga

since school is starting up again tomorrow

I decided to formally make the karasuno gc that will be used as volleyball talk or wtv

NINJA NOYA⚡️

a noose sounds like a great choice to end it all

Kiyoko’s Husband💍💕🫶

that felt like the shortest summer break of all time

I cannot go back to school while listening to my teacher yap about shapes n shit 

tsukilicious

I think you’ll be alright

papi chulo

guys it’s just school

NINJA NOYA⚡️

THATS THE PROBLEM CUH

lil shrimpy

i can’t wait to go to practice😍

yamalicious

I’m not even thinking abt going to practice

I'm thinking abt how I’m gonna survive the whole day without tryna hang myself

kinosaurus

LMFAOOOO YAMAGUCHI

Sharita Sharita

no that is so fucking real

but at least I get to see fine shyt 😈😈

kinosaurus

fine shyt is me right?

Sharita Sharita

no comment

kinosaurus

freak u bro

thats why I cheated on you with chikara

Sharita Sharita

WHAT.

HOW COULD YOU?

ennoSHIT on my balls

do NOT drag me into this.

dumb blonde

wtf

Kiyoko

yo that’s crazy

hairbun

guys we should be making this school year full of memories since this is the last year before us third years graduate

Grandma Suga

why.

why would u say this.

Kiyoko’s Husband💍💕🫶

Great, now I’m sobbing

NINJA NOYA⚡️

I hope you get railed by a train.

lil shrimpy

I’ll miss you guys 😕

kinosaurus

who’s cutting onions

Kiyoko

ygs we’re not leaving yet😭

dumb blonde

and this is our first year too

Grandma Suga

GUYS STOP IT😕

hairbun

this feels so fruity

Sharita Sharita

no shit cus we all are just a bunch of homosexuals

tsukilicious

who’s we?

Sharita Sharita

WE.

MEANING ALL OF US

ennoSHIT on my balls

not a single talk about volleyballs

yet we’re in volleyball team

lil shrimpy

w-w-what’s a h-h-homosexual?🥺🥺🥺👉👈

UwU I’m just a smol bean :333

yamalicious

delete yourself 🥺🥺

dumb blonde

IM CRYING WHAT IS THIS

tsukilicious

what a GREAT day to kms

setzilla

what the hell

Sharita Sharita

IM SHITTING FRIDGES

Grandma Suga

woah how’d they get in there

papi chulo

what now😟

NINJA NOYA⚡️

I CANT BRESTHEEEE

Kiyoko’s Husband💍💕🫶

”bresthe” LMFAOOO

NINJA NOYA⚡️

SHUT UP TANAKA

Kiyoko

i’ve never wanted to strangle someone so bad

kinosaurus

BAHAHAHA

papi chulo

this team makes me wonder why I exist

Kiyoko’s Husband💍💕🫶

It’s almost like he’s still here💔

yamalicious

I miss whenever he would at us for our antics🥺



Grandma Suga

with his goofy ahh😕💔

papi chulo

WE ARE NOT STARTING UP WITH THE DEAD JOKE AGAIN.

tsukilicious

deadchi in the big 25 😬…

lil shrimpy

why do u hate joy.

setzilla

cause he likes sucking balls

Grandma Suga

WHAT.

NINJA NOYA⚡️

guys I fucking ate chipotle and now I’m blowing up the damn toliet at a public restroom

send help.

Sharita Sharita

EXCUSE ME???

kiyoko

what did I just read.

yamalicious

IN PUBLIC????

dumb blonde

what is going on.

NINJA NOYA⚡️

ughhhhhh…. Mhpmmm… GUYS

IT HURTSSSSSZ😩😩😩

Kiyoko’s Husband💍💕🫶

IM DEADDDDD.

hairbun

this CANNOT be real

tsukilicious

you guys are so insufferable

NINJA NOYA⚡️

THE TOLIET SEAT IS GETTING WARM CAUSE OF MY BOOTY CHEEKS

kinosaurus

PLEASEEEE

IM OVULATINGGGGG

papi chulo

do you NOT put paper over the toliet seat in public???

NINJA NOYA⚡️

HELL nah! I PUT MA BOOTY ON THAT SHI AND WRECK IT 🔥 I EVEN GET NAKED WHILE SHITTING

ennoSHIT on my balls

you WHAT?

Chapter Text

Monday, August 18th

In the “Karasuno🏐” group chat

lil shrimpy is online

lil shrimpy

school SUCKED ASS today

12 people are online

kinosaurus

can you suck my ass?😍

hairbun

what.

tsukilicious

can we not today

NINJA NOYA⚡️

shut your FUCKING mouth

before I spit in it

tsukilicious

what the hell is wrong with you.

Grandma Suga

I don’t like the imagine that’s in my head

papi chulo

I don’t either.😭

yamalicious is online

yamalicious

I’m going to KILL MYSELF.

as soon as I walked into school

i saw this corny ass couple MAKING OUT in front of my damn face

like CMON

IT THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL AFTER SUMMER BREAK.

NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT

kinosaurus

i think I know what couple you’re talking about

Does the boyfriend have bleached blonde hair and the girlfriend has caramel brown hair?

yamalicious

YES. I HATE THOSE TWO SM.

kinosaurus

Didn’t the boyfriend cheat on his girlfriend with her best friend??😭

Kiyoko’s Husband💍💕🫶

WHO???

yamalicious

OMG YES

they’re NAWT gonna last

dumb blonde

I KNOW WHO Y’ALL ARE TALKING ABOUT

the girlfriend ain’t that innocent either

she cheated on her boyfriend with HIS BROTHER.

NINJA NOYA⚡️

OH WHAT THE HELL

Sharita Sharita

what in the euphoria type shit is this

ennoSHIT on my balls

why are you even watching that

you don’t understand English😭

Sharita Sharita

there’s this thing called a GOOGLE TRANSLATOR.

kiyoko

did you translate every English word in the whole series?💀

Grandma Suga

AHAHAHSBSSH

Sharita Sharita

SHUT UP

lil shrimpy

WHO IS THE COUPLE???

tsukilicious

why is there drama already unfolding on the first day of school

dumb blonde

no bro this was unfolding DURING summer break

the only reason why everyone found out that the girlfriend was cheating was because she posted on her Snapchat story a photo of her and a random dude

and at first people thought it was just her boyfriend but the guy had a freaking tattoo and everyone knew the boyfriend didn’t have a tattoo because it’s literally NOT allowed at school

So people were left wondering who the guy was

hairbun

who posts on their Snapchat story a photo of themself and a random dude so their boyfriend AND everyone can see it???

tsukilicious

she’s stupid as fuck

dumb blonde

it was on her private story

so only a few family members and friends were on that story

kinosaurus

and it’s crazy because the boyfriend’s friend was on that private story

So he immediately recognized the guy as the boyfriend’s brother who got a girl pregnant then abandoned her and the baby😭

Not to mention he’s a drug addict

setzilla

wait

the boyfriend’s friend brother is the guy who the girl is cheating with?

ennoSHIT on my balls

no the boyfriend’s BROTHER

setzilla

oh

tsuklicious

are you fucking stupid

setzilla

shut the fuck up four eyes

papi chulo

does the boyfriend know?

yamalicious

…surprisingly, no

Grandma Suga

bro what

kinosaurus

We also found that weird because EVERYONE and their mama was talking about it despite it only being summer break and his best friend was literally on the girlfriend’s private story

So people think he tattled on her because he saw the photo but that the boyfriend didn’t care because he didn’t do anything

so everyone began to think with their brains and thought that was weird as fuck

and that maybe he had a secret of his own

NINJA NOYA⚡️

he for sure knew

dumb blonde

HE DID

because a day later the boyfriend was caught waiting at a house for someone late at night and was there for hours

so now everyone was thinking that he was ALSO cheating but they didn’t know with whom he was cheating with

people thought this gave him the opportunity to blatantly cheat

kiyoko

this is STRAIGHT out of wattpad I swear

yamalicious

no this is real😭

I wish we were joking

Kiyoko’s Husband💍💕🫶

how does everyone know the boyfriend was there for hours??

And how was he even caught?

AND HOW DID THEY KNOW HE WAS CHEATING WITH THE BEST FRIEND?

there’s so much unanswered questions

yamalicious 

this one dude lives in the same neighborhood as the girlfriend’s best friend and he said that he usually goes to the convenience store near his house and some of the best friend’s friends knew where she lived so they immediately recognized her house when they showed proof

Anyway, so he drive over to the store and saw the boyfriend waiting outside his car

When he came back from the convenience store, the boyfriend was gone but his car was still there

hours later like at 2am, when the dude was going to sleep and he decided to check if the boyfriend’s car was still out there and it was

so everyone began to put the pieces together 

Sharita Sharita

SOMEONE MAKE THIS A MOVIE😭😭

Kiyoko’s Husband💍💕🫶

this is CRAZYYYY

ennoSHIT on my balls

and this couple were making out in the HALLWAYS??

yamalicious

YES

lil shrimpy

this is mad funny 

papi chulo

THIS HAS TO BE FAKE

Grandma Suga

bro why do they decide to always cheat

WHY RESORT TO THAT

tsukilicious

honestly they both deserve each other because why are they both cheating on each other but… making out in the hallways?

not to mention they def knew they were cheating on each other

dumb blonde

LITERALLY

AND THIS ISN’T EVEN THE END OF IT

setzilla

…it’s not?

dumb blonde

NO.

apparently the boyfriend was not only cheating with a girl…

HE WAS CHEATING WITH A DUDE.

HIS GIRLFRIEND’S STEPDAD.

papi chulo

EXCUSE ME??

Sharita Sharita

WHAT THE FUCK

kinosaurus

OH MY GOSH

I FORGOT ABOUT THAT PART

yamalicious

WHAT??????

I DIDNT KNOW THIS

dumb blonde

EVERYONE FOUND OUT BECAUSE THE GIRLFRIEND’S BEST FRIEND FOUND TEXTS ON HIS PHONE WITH THE STEPDAD

hairbun

WHY ISN’T THIS ON THE NEWS???

AND WHY ISN’T THE STEPDAD ARRESTED?

kinosaurus

someone’s mother called the police but the police didn’t do anything because they were of age😭

The boyfriend had turned 18 in June and he was caught with the stepdad a few weeks ago

people think they were chatting before he was 18 but when the police checked their messages, they had only been chatting a few weeks after the boyfriend turned 18

lil shrimpy

IM SQUIRTINGGGD WHAZ

hairbun

this is predatory behavior

Grandma Suga

I’m telling this story to my kids

setzilla

huh?

Was the boyfriend cheating with the best friend or the stepdad?

Sharita Sharita

he was cheating with BOTH

setzilla

oh

kiyoko

this one is for the books😭

dumb blonde

after that incident, the couple were no where to be seen

they didn’t post on social media or weren’t seen in public AT ALL.

tsukilicious

what the hell were they supposed to say?

’oh yeah I cheated on my significant other with their brother/best friend/stepdad and everyone found out’

do you want them to make a video addressing the rumors?💀💀

yamalicious

IM DEAD.

NINJA NOYA⚡️

nah they’re both fucked up

i could never cheat bro

Kiyoko’s Husband💍💕🫶

atp they’re gonna cheat with each other’s mother

papi chulo

so we don’t know what happened next?

kinosaurus

nope

but considering that they were just caught making out, nothing changed 😭

hairbun

this probably ain’t the first time they’ve had a scandal like this

Sharita Sharita

DEFINITELY

kiyoko

you cannot make ts up

NINJA NOYA⚡️

who even is the couple???

kinosaurus

i promise you’ll probably see them at school

you CAN’T miss them😭

Kiyoko’s Husband💍💕🫶

are they third years??

dumb blonde

yeah

Grandma Suga

WAIT…

I THINK I’VE HEARD OF THIS SCANDAL

PEOPLE IN MY CLASS WERE TALKING ABOUT IT TODAY AND I WAS SOOO CONFUSED

NOW I UNDERSTAND

papi chulo

I did not hear anyone talking about it??

hairbun

probably because you were too caught up doing that damn word search💀

Grandma Suga

BAHAHAHA

NERDDD

papi chulo

bro SHUT UP

lil shrimpy

anyway, does anyone wanna play Minecraft?

yamalicious

tbh yeah

that was a lot of handle

kinosaurus

sure I’m bored anyway

kiyoko

I’m down to play

NINJA NOYA⚡️

considering what I just read, yes😭😭

Sharita Sharita

HELL YA LETS PLAY

Kiyoko’s Husband💍💕🫶

LETS GOOOOO

Grandma Suga

IM JOINING

setzilla

I bet I’ll join first boke

lil shrimpy 

BOY U WISH

tsukilicious

I GUESS I’ll play🫩

papi chulo

don’t be a party pooper tsukishima

tsukilicious

aren’t you the main one who hates fun?💀

papi chulo

do you want me to strangle you?

dumb blonde

LETS PLAY

HURRY UP

14 people are offline

20:47 p.m.

dumb blonde is online

dumb blonde

OH MY GOSH.

Y’ALL, APPARENTLY THE GIRLFRIEND IS PREGNANT AND THE BABY DADDY IS THE BOYFRIEND’S BEST FRIEND.