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STEPH HAS LOGGED ON

steph: guys

steph: anyone?

BABYSOUL HAS LOGGED ON

babysoul: Σ('◉⌓◉’)

TAENG HAS LOGGED ON

SEOBY HAS LOGGED ON

taeng: oh hell no shota

steph: shota u have to send words 

babysoul: ＼＼\٩(๑`^´๑)۶//／／

seoby: he can express himself through these if he wants

TAKKI HAS LOGGED ON

takki: omg get off him the d can’t be that good 😭😭

seoby: hurt yourself 👎

steph: why did no one ask what i wanted </3

seoby: shota literally did 🤔

taeng: HOG RIDER 😭

MOUSE HAS LOGGED ON

mouse: LMFAO

seoby: this is why no one one asked what keeho is babbling about 

steph: GUYS PLEASE

takki: OMFG WHAT

MOUSE HAS LOGGED OFF

steph: are u joking

taeng: LOL

seoby: no way 😭

steph: i can’t stand all of u

babysoul: Σ（ﾟдﾟlll）

babysoul: .°(ಗдಗ。)°.

steph: except shota 🫶

babysoul: (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))♡

MOUSE HAS LOGGED ON

mouse: sorry i didn’t care 

steph: im gonna pretend like u were busy 

steph: guys real shit guess what

taeng: say it before i log off

takki: ^

steph: u guys are BULLIES 👎

steph: ANYWAY

steph: i saw the cutest guy at work today 😍 im talking 10/10 taeyang approved

mouse: are u stupid

steph: ??

seoby: he has officially LOST his MIND

taeng: LOL?

takki: guys i think hyung might be feeling sick or under the weather

babysoul: LMFAO

steph: u guys are so fake

mouse: he said something so stupid he got shota to type actual words 😭

seoby: we dgaf

taeng: watch he’s going to say something stupid like he saw his sexy ass in the mirror

steph: ? how did u know?????

steph: this isn’t funny are u watching me????

babysoul: wow hyung ur so smart

takki: is it opposite day 

steph: whatever 😒 i was just wanting my best friends to seem interested in my life

taeng: have something actually exciting next time 

babysoul: hyung u have so many cool stories! 

steph: my favorite person ever 🫶

babysoul: ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

babysoul: so next time don’t say something so boring (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))♡

takki: get him shota

taeng: omg keeho fight back??

steph: this is jongseob’s fault i know it is

seoby: ?

babysoul: o(｀ω´ )o

taeng: they fucking 😭😭

seoby: i’m going to hurt you

takki: okay but why are u not denying it??

seoby: because i do 15 sets of bouncing on it every night 

babysoul: (//∇//)

taeng: oh hell no 😐

mouse: u guys are perverts...

takki: wtf 😭?!?!!?

steph: u are cancelled i literally did not ask 

babysoul: ur just jealous that i get action

steph: EXCUSE ME?!

mouse: i gasped

takki: GET HIM SHOTA 💯💯💯

taeng: woah

steph: i have a bomb 

taeng: is it in ur pants 

steph: ???

mouse: what are u talking about

taeng: show 

taeng: can i see

taeng: show me im security

takki: thank you for keeping us safe hyung 🙏

taeng: of course now keeho drop those pants

seoby: but i'm the pervert???

BABYSOUL HAS LOGGED OFF

SEOBY HAS LOGGED OFF

mouse: i don’t even want to know

takki: u and me both

takki: haha its like we're a couple cuz everyone else is haha

mouse: ?

takki: haha or whatever hahah

TAKKI HAS LOGGED OFF

MOUSE HAS LOGGED OFF

steph: gonna ignore intak being pathetic and focus on us finally having some alone time 

steph: so... 

steph: come round here often 😍

taeng: u are so irritating

taeng: come to my room 

taeng: i still need to inspect that bomb in ur pants…

TAENG HAS LOGGED OFF

steph: HOT DOG 😍😍😍

MOUSE HAS LOGGED ON

mouse: gross

MOUSE HAS LOGGED OFF

steph: ?

steph: idgaf

STEPH HAS LOGGED OFF

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MOUSE HAS LOGGED ON

mouse: intak want to grab lunch?

mouse: i saw a promo…for a new sandwich shop near the city center

TAKKI HAS LOGGED ON

takki: i would love to go with u hyung!!! 😁

mouse: okay! 😁 omw 

mouse: anyone want smth from there?

TAENG HAS LOGGED ON

taeng: i would but…

taeng: but i’m having lunch with the neediest person ever in a bit 🙄

STEPH HAS LOGGED ON

steph: ?

taeng: yes that was about u

SEOBY HAS LOGGED ON

seoby: LOL deserved

BABYSOUL HAS LOGGED ON

taeng: idk why ur laughing 😭

taeng: at least i get to eat lunch with my man today

babysoul: ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡

babysoul: miss u seoby 🫶

seoby: miss u 2 sho 🫶 lets get dinner after my shift

mouse: looks like its u, me, and an uninterrupted afternoon intak 😁

mouse: see u in 5 mins im near

MOUSE HAS LOGGED OFF

steph: dont shit ur pants intak 😳

takki: hahah why would i hahah

takki: just two bros grabbing lunch hahah nothing weird hahah

taeng: is anyone gonna tell him?

seoby: he's going to figure this out the hard way

takki: idk why u guys are being so secretive and cryptic we’re just getting bro lunch

takki: hahah just a friendly lunch between two bros hahah

takki: and thats all they'll ever be 🙂

seoby: wtf is bro lunch?? thats not a thing 😭

steph: i have literally never heard of bro lunch…

taeng: we gonna ignore the last comment?

takki: its a real thing!!!! …to me

takki: whatever not letting SNAKES ruin my mood 💯

TAKKI HAS LOGGED OFF

taeng: is he stupid 😐

steph: aw be nice to him 

steph: he's just frustratingly lost 💔

taeng: extremely frustrating 

seoby: worlds worst slow burn

babysoul: don't be mad but...i actually have heard of bro lunch 

steph: intak making it up and using it around u to justify his massive gross crush doesn't count 😒

babysoul: okay i have never heard of bro lunch

taeng: its like when he tried to convince us bro aegyo was real

seoby: gross don't remind me

TAKKI HAS LOGGED ON

takki: okay say what u want about bro lunch BUT

takki: LEAVE BRO AEGYO ALONE 💔

taeng: thats literally not a thing omfg

steph: intak wtf is that and dont say something stupid 

takki: aegyo to do around ur bro so he thinks ur cute and will like u

seoby: hyung wtf thats not a thing 

babysoul: i think thats called flirting (´･Д･)」

takki: what?!?!??! 

takki: excuse you? 

takki: no its not!!!!!!

takki: i do it all the time around jiung????

takki: how is that flirting????

takki: tell me now in 600 words or more

takki: this is defamation???

takki: hate u all 💔 anyway jiung is here so im leaving 

takki: BEHAVE URSELVES

TAKKI HAS LOGGED OFF

seoby: i wish we could dislike messages 

taeng: oh wow i didnt know it was this bad

seoby: guys i feel like we should talk to him because he seems to be extremely oblivious 

babysoul: ヽ(*＾ω＾*)ﾉ

steph: yeah its starting to get painfully pathetic

taeng: wait a minute 

babysoul: (´⊙ω⊙`)

seoby: what

steph: what taeyang

babysoul: hyung?

seoby: is he actually counting to 60 seconds

taeng: i hasn't even been a minute omg

taeng: so freaking impatient 😐

steph: SAY IT 💔

taeng: okay i looked up the sandwich place jiung mentioned and…

seoby: omfg im going to throw bricks at u

taeng: his coupon is for couples to get a free choice of dessert??

babysoul: ٩( ᐛ )و GO HYUNG!!!!!

steph: is that why his snake ass didnt invite us

seoby: honestly idk how we didnt see this coming

seoby: jiung is always 5 steps ahead of us at all times 

babysoul: do u think he knows he just walked into a date with hyung?

taeng: he called it bro lunch and almost blew up because we teased him here

steph: his ass doesn't known shit 😭

babysoul: not to be an intak d*f*nd*r but we didnt even know so we can't even laugh at him

seoby: ur right but i choose to point and laugh

taeng: now that this did happen im never going to stop teasing him

steph: they haven't responded so i think its going pretty well!!

babysoul: （╹◡╹）♡

steph: ur right shota!!

steph: love is in the air~ 🫶

MOUSE HAS LOGGED ON

mouse: yeah and hopefully intak’s legs later tonight

MOUSE HAS LOGGED OFF

babysoul: (　ﾟдﾟ)

steph: can't even be mad that was a banger ‼️

seoby: and he had the nerve to call me a pervert?

taeng: yeah cuz ur gross lol

babysoul: Σ੧(❛□❛✿) hyung!

seoby: my bf cuter + stay mad + ratio

steph: why am i catching strays???

babysoul: dont be jealous hyung

steph: my sweet baby how could u do this to me 💔

babysoul: (*⁰▿⁰*)

taeng: whatever nerds tell me if they send pics of their date 

taeng: keeho and i are headed off to lunch now 

TAENG HAS LOGGED OFF

STEPH HAS LOGGED OFF

seoby: gross old people date

seoby: sho i gotta get back to work 💔 see u tonight 🫶

SEOBY HAS LOGGED OFF

babysoul: ♡〜（ゝ。∂）

BABYSOUL HAS LOGGED OFF

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BABYSOUL HAS LOGGED ON

babysoul: ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

SEOBY HAS LOGGED ON

seoby: hi sho <3

TAENG HAS LOGGED ON

taeng: oh brother

babysoul: (｡-_-｡)

STEPH HAS LOGGED ON

steph: how was lunch @mouse @takki

MOUSE HAS LOGGED ON

mouse: lunch was great

mouse: but dessert was better

steph: erm

taeng: he didn’t ask about dessert pervert

seoby: hyung ur gross

taeng: just him?

seoby: oh yeah u 2

taeng: u did not.

babysoul: ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ i want to know how their date was

mouse: he was pretty cute bc he was nervous 

mouse: he kept wiggling his hand so i just held it and he almost threw up on me

steph: awwww intakki so sweet 😭😭

taeng: good for both of you 

taeng: now intak won’t ask me what it means if you wink at him 

babysoul: where is hyung (・・?)

mouse: recovering

steph: HA TAEYANG OWES ME A MEAL!

taeyang: whatever 

mouse: ?

seoby: um anyway!

seoby: are yall official

mouse: not yet…………

mouse: what if he doesn’t like me like that

taeng: are you stupid? yes or no

mouse: no???

babysoul: yes you are

mouse: HUH?!

steph: ur going to piss me off 

seoby: jiung…

seoby: ur so much smarter than this

mouse: seriously guys i don’t want to get my hopes up

mouse: whatever im out of here </3

MOUSE HAS LOGGED OFF

babysoul: oh wow

babysoul: he is ridiculous

seoby: u can’t laugh bc u were just like that 😭

babysoul: i don’t care Σ(-᷅_-᷄๑)

steph: @takki get ur butt in here

taeng: NOW @takki

babysoul: @takki (｀_´)ゞ

seoby: INTAK GET THE FUCK IN HERE

TAKKI HAS LOGGED ON

takki: hi everyone 

taeng: oh they definitely had sex

takki: WHAT DO YALL WANT

steph: what are your feelings towards jiung

takki: ummmm he’s super cool

babysoul: that’s it?

seoby: hell no there’s definitely more

takki: well he’s really nice and sweet and compassionate and funny and whenever he’s talking it feels like the whole world stops and it’s just him

taeng: he is in love because jiung is NOT that funny 😭

steph: awwww our intakki is head over heels 

seoby: would u date him??

takki: i don’t want to get my hopes up just because we held hands at lunch and kissed and talked for hours and cuddled and well…you know…doesn’t mean he likes me…

seoby: if i could reach through the phone and slap u silly i would

taeng: u should tell him how u feel

takki: WHAT IF HE DOESNT FEEL THE SAME WAY

babysoul: just go for it trust us

takki: im just too afraid and nervous </3

steph: alright change of plans

TAKKI HAS BEEN KICKED

MOUSE HAS BEEN KICKED

seoby: LOL

babysoul: steph what are u doing…

taeng: probably something stupid 

steph: um no i was planning on getting them together since they won’t 

seoby: okay not a bad idea

taeng: ur so sexy when ur scheming

babysoul: (・Д・)

seoby: ANYWAY! how are we going to do that

steph: what if i get intak to call me and tell him to ramble his little heart out while taeyang has jiung on the phone listening 

taeng: kiss me on the mouth

babysoul: wtf 

steph: so is my plan smart or what

seoby: fine ur not completely stupid

steph: ??

steph: whatever you’ll thank me when both of them stop crying to us about how they think the other doesn’t like them

babysoul: i want to be there when the call happens 

seoby: yeah me too we can go to keeho’s place tomorrow 

steph: i didn’t even invite yall

babysoul: i don’t care i want to be part of this

steph: WATCH UR MOUTH 😐😐

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mouse: intak

takki: yes?

mouse: why did we get kicked?

mouse: what were yall talking about?

takki: NOTHING

mouse: ?

takki: i mean like nothing important just like work and stuff

mouse: hm weird i’ll ask about it tomorrow 

mouse: thanks for yesterday intak

mouse: i really like spending time with you 

takki: oh me too!!!!!!

takki: i like you

takki: *I LIKE SPENDING TIME WITH YOU

takki: hahah my message didn’t send too early hahah typo

mouse: oh 

mouse: i have to go bye tak :)

takki: bye jiung!!!!!!!