Chapter 1: Chapter 1
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Lila: Hey y’all! I'm back from my trip to Achu!!
Alya: Welcome back Girl!! We missed you!!
Rose: We sure did!!!
Lila: Thanks!!
Marinette: Oh look who it is… /Lila./
Felix: What an amazing thing…/j
Chloé: the fact that both of you actually bothered to be present at this group for the first time in forever is the only reason why i came here.
Chloé: Ridiculous.
Marinette: You forgot the ‘Utterly ridiculous’
Chloé: Oh shut up.
Felix: And contrary to your opinion, Chloé, I am always around. In the background, of course.
Alya: look, the 3 bullies showed up
Lila: Alya, don't…
Alya: Lila told us everything. You 3 tore her sketchbook to pieces all because she couldn't manage a seat for you 3 at that fashion show.
Alya: looking at your behavior, you don't even deserve it
Lila: Alya, it's ok, i forgave them
Alya: you're too kind Lila
Alya: they should learn their lesson
Adrien: What's up? yall are blowing up my phone
Felix: The usual. You know, Lila's lying again about us bullying her…
Damian: Mari, why don't we end her today?
Marinette: I /know/ what you're thinking and don't. Adrien told us to take the high road, remember?
Felix: @Marinette will you really heed my stupid cousin?
Adrien: I know you're doing it on purpose, mari. I said I'm sooorryyyy!!!
Damian: I will not even comment on this.
Alya: Who's this freaky guy now
Alya: how did he get in here
Nino: Alya, watch your tongue, he's the new student,
Nino: Damian Wayne.
Lila: Oh no my Damian isn't like that, this is probably a just freaky fan
Rose: That's right! Damian and Lila are childhood friends!!
Marinette: Do you even know Damian Wayne, Lila?
Damian: I can confirm that she doesn't.
Lila: Oh Marinette even after all this time you still hold a grudge because of your jealousy…
Alya: seriously tho gurl let it go stop being jealous over /you know who/
Damian: One question. Who's /you know who?/
Marinette: I already told you Alya I'm in a happy relationship with someone else already why would I be jealous of Lila?
Adrien: wish i were that person 🥲
Chloe: wish i were that person (T_T)
Alya: did he just say that-
Damian: Actually funny how you two post the same thing only with different types of emojis…
Adrien: you don't get to talk you're the lucky guy
Damian: Oh well, lucky me :D
Chloé: Oh I swear he's doing it on purpose now
Adrien: atleast Felix isn't like him
Damian: @Felix wanna join?
Felix: I'll gladly join you 😁
Marinette: Stop, you two. Right now. Stop.
Felix: Oops we got caught-
Damian: heh
Damian: good luck
Felix: …
Felix: I know what you did.
Adrien: What?
Chloé: heh… He just booked a one-way flight to Gotham.
Marinette: No worries, my darlings, I had Bruce cancel your booking.
Damian: …
Felix: And I oop-
Alya: Marinette, don't lie about knowing Bruce Wayne.
Nino: Alya, love, just stfu while you have the chance.
Nino: I can confirm that she does know him. She's dating his son.
Alya: Nino, are you siding with a bully?
Damian: Who tf did you just call a bully?
Marinette: Oh no you don't…
Marinette: Damian, please calm down.
Chapter 2: Exposed
Summary:
More characters introduced, Lila exposed, a bit of lilanette
Notes:
Completed!!
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Damian: Who tf did you just call a bully?
Marinette: Oh no you don't…
Marinette: Damian, please calm down.
Marinette: look class starts monday, why don't you wait until then?
Chloé: lol not mari tryna distract Damian from murdering Lila
Adrien: …
Adrien: trust me, we need it
Juleka: that gave me shivers💀
Lila: me? What did i do?
Alya: yeah what did Lila do
Felix: more like what did you /not/ do
Marinette: Aaaand he's gone.
Marinette: he flew in the direction of lila's room
Marinette: I would know, he took off from my balcony.
Alya: Marinette stop lying
Alya: Damian is not a superhero or bird
Alya: he can't fly
Chloé: …
Chloé: you sure about that?
Nino: broo💀
Nino: imagine if he was
Adrien: the chat noir persona does not suit him
Adrien: he's the ice prince
Felix: of course /you/ would know
Lila: awtgcjkufgkmjgd
Lila: A bat just took my phone and dropped it outside the balcony
Nino: bro a bat?
Alya: I bet it was Marinette who sent it
Nino: Alya, love, don't mind me, but how can Marinette send a bat to lilas house?
Lila: I'm messaging with my computer right now
Lila: it really was a bat
Marinette: this time I can say confidently that you're not lying
Mylene: I guess it isn't so hard to believe
Mylene: We always knew something was up with Marinette
Rose: are you saying
Rose: That Marinette is a vampire?
Chloé: …
Chloé: I'm speechless
Chloé: Just how dumb can they be?
Felix: Looking at this chat, very
Damian: I'm back!!
Marinette: Damian Wayne, what did you do?
Adrien: she's very angry
Damian: Full name, huh?
Damian: How much did I mess up?
Felix: she told you not to do it
Alya: What not to do?
Nino: I think this is some inside secret that we dunno
Mylene: looking at this chat, one can only say that either lila's lying or either Damian or Marinette are able to control bats
Alya: Mylene, not you too
Lila: Yeah I definitely lied until now but this time I'm not lying
Nino: Broo💀
Nino: Wdym ‘definitely lied’
Damian: heh
Adrien: And I oop-
Lila: Oh I was just typing too fast
Lila: it was autocorrected
Lila: *may have
Alya: Lila are you sure
Mylene: yeah it doesn't sound believable
Marinette: neither do all of her other lies
Marinette: but noo yall always believed her
Alya: Marinette don't be jealous
Felix: more like ‘dont be right’
Nino: Alya, love, she said the truth
Alya: siding with a bully again Nino?
Damian: …
Damian: to Alyas's house this time
Marinette: One more dropped phone and no more weekend cuddles for you, mister
Felix: heh
Marinette: that applies to you too if you don't help me stop Dami
Felix: yes ma'am
Alya: What do you mean weekend cuddles
Alya: are you dating this freaky guy?
Alya: and the evil twin too?
Lila: Bullies dating bullies
Marinette: call him that one more time and I'll personally /end/ you, Alya
Chloé: oooh scary
Juleka: Back to the topic, Lila, it really does not sound believable that a bat would take your phone
Rose: longest message ever jules!!
Mylene: and the fact that you wrote ‘may have’ And it got autocorrected to ‘definitely’
Lila: …
Lila: you're not saying I lied, are you? 😢
Nino: What if we are
Damian: agreed
Alya: Nino that's rude
Nino: Alya, the truth is in front of your eyes
Nino: she accepted that she lied to us
Juleka: glad to see someone got a brain cell
Rose: That's right Prince Ali said he never knew any ‘Lila’ in one of his letters
Marinette: got the popcorn
Marinette: can't miss this
Damian: you mean made out with Felix while the popcorn got ready
Damian: I heard
Marinette: ouch
Felix: ouch
Marinette: you're in for the refill, then, hmm?
Chloé: back to topic, Lila, what about your arthritis
Max: someone with arthritis can't even walk properly
Juleka: the trip to Achu?
Mylene: I went to her house, her mom didn't say anything about it too
Mylene: in fact she was astonished that Lila needed notes at all
Rose: so it was a lie
Alya: …
Alya: did you really lie, Lila?
Lila: okay
Lila: What if I did
Lila: you all turned against Marinette so easily
Lila: it was fun to crush your little bug
Lila: even if mentally
Nino: LILA WTF
Marinette: And even more fun to see your tower of lies crumble because of one mistake
Lila: that it was, my darling mari
Lila: maybe in another timeline, I could have won you over
Lila: but in this one I'm just a lover
Lila: like Adrien and Chloé
Marinette: …
Marinette: parting hug?
Lila: parting hug
Lila: you were the best foe I had, Mari
Lila: let me end this chat now
Chat ended at 12:23 pm
Chapter 3: Announcement
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