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Part 1 of Once Upon A... [MLB Chatfic Collection]
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2025-06-01
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2025-06-27
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Once upon a Designer

Summary:

Because of the need to protect their girlfriend from Lila Rossi, Felix and Damian enroll in Caline's class. But some people don't take it well.

Or

Purely accidental Adrichloe banter that I didn't realize I wrote, a bunch of people simping for Marinette, Lila getting exposed in the second chapter, and local damifelinette fluff.

Notes:

I just had to. I don't ship it but I just had to write daminette. Also it's one work unrelated to the series that is my sole focus right now.

Also of course I had to remove Sabrina. For plot convenience obviously.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Chapter 1

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Lila: Hey y’all! I'm back from my trip to Achu!!

Alya: Welcome back Girl!! We missed you!!

Rose: We sure did!!!

Lila: Thanks!!

Marinette: Oh look who it is… /Lila./

Felix: What an amazing thing…/j

Chloé: the fact that both of you actually bothered to be present at this group for the first time in forever is the only reason why i came here.

Chloé: Ridiculous.

Marinette: You forgot the ‘Utterly ridiculous’

Chloé: Oh shut up.

Felix: And contrary to your opinion, Chloé, I am always around. In the background, of course.

Alya: look, the 3 bullies showed up

Lila: Alya, don't…

Alya: Lila told us everything. You 3 tore her sketchbook to pieces all because she couldn't manage a seat for you 3 at that fashion show.

Alya: looking at your behavior, you don't even deserve it

Lila: Alya, it's ok, i forgave them

Alya: you're too kind Lila

Alya: they should learn their lesson

Adrien: What's up? yall are blowing up my phone

Felix: The usual. You know, Lila's lying again about us bullying her…

Damian: Mari, why don't we end her today?

Marinette: I /know/ what you're thinking and don't. Adrien told us to take the high road, remember?

Felix: @Marinette will you really heed my stupid cousin?

Adrien: I know you're doing it on purpose, mari. I said I'm sooorryyyy!!!

Damian: I will not even comment on this.

Alya: Who's this freaky guy now

Alya: how did he get in here

Nino: Alya, watch your tongue, he's the new student,

Nino: Damian Wayne.

Lila: Oh no my Damian isn't like that, this is probably a just freaky fan

Rose: That's right! Damian and Lila are childhood friends!!

Marinette: Do you even know Damian Wayne, Lila?

Damian: I can confirm that she doesn't.

Lila: Oh Marinette even after all this time you still hold a grudge because of your jealousy…

Alya: seriously tho gurl let it go stop being jealous over /you know who/

Damian: One question. Who's /you know who?/

Marinette: I already told you Alya I'm in a happy relationship with someone else already why would I be jealous of Lila?

Adrien: wish i were that person 🥲

Chloe: wish i were that person (T_T)

Alya: did he just say that-

Damian: Actually funny how you two post the same thing only with different types of emojis…

Adrien: you don't get to talk you're the lucky guy

Damian: Oh well, lucky me :D

Chloé: Oh I swear he's doing it on purpose now

Adrien: atleast Felix isn't like him

Damian: @Felix wanna join?

Felix: I'll gladly join you 😁

Marinette: Stop, you two. Right now. Stop.

Felix: Oops we got caught-

Damian: heh

Damian: good luck

Felix: …

Felix: I know what you did.

Adrien: What?

Chloé: heh… He just booked a one-way flight to Gotham.

Marinette: No worries, my darlings, I had Bruce cancel your booking.

Damian: …

Felix: And I oop-

Alya: Marinette, don't lie about knowing Bruce Wayne.

Nino: Alya, love, just stfu while you have the chance.

Nino: I can confirm that she does know him. She's dating his son.

Alya: Nino, are you siding with a bully?

Damian: Who tf did you just call a bully?

Marinette: Oh no you don't…

Marinette: Damian, please calm down.

Chapter 2: Exposed

Summary:

More characters introduced, Lila exposed, a bit of lilanette

Notes:

Completed!!

Chapter Text

Damian: Who tf did you just call a bully?

Marinette: Oh no you don't…

Marinette: Damian, please calm down.

Marinette: look class starts monday, why don't you wait until then?

Chloé: lol not mari tryna distract Damian from murdering Lila

Adrien: …

Adrien: trust me, we need it

Juleka: that gave me shivers💀

Lila: me? What did i do?

Alya: yeah what did Lila do

Felix: more like what did you /not/ do

Marinette: Aaaand he's gone.

Marinette: he flew in the direction of lila's room

Marinette: I would know, he took off from my balcony.

Alya: Marinette stop lying

Alya: Damian is not a superhero or bird

Alya: he can't fly

Chloé: …

Chloé: you sure about that?

Nino: broo💀

Nino: imagine if he was

Adrien: the chat noir persona does not suit him

Adrien: he's the ice prince

Felix: of course /you/ would know

Lila: awtgcjkufgkmjgd

Lila: A bat just took my phone and dropped it outside the balcony

Nino: bro a bat?

Alya: I bet it was Marinette who sent it

Nino: Alya, love, don't mind me, but how can Marinette send a bat to lilas house?

Lila: I'm messaging with my computer right now

Lila: it really was a bat

Marinette: this time I can say confidently that you're not lying

Mylene: I guess it isn't so hard to believe

Mylene: We always knew something was up with Marinette

Rose: are you saying

Rose: That Marinette is a vampire?

Chloé: …

Chloé: I'm speechless

Chloé: Just how dumb can they be?

Felix: Looking at this chat, very

Damian: I'm back!!

Marinette: Damian Wayne, what did you do?

Adrien: she's very angry

Damian: Full name, huh?

Damian: How much did I mess up?

Felix: she told you not to do it

Alya: What not to do?

Nino: I think this is some inside secret that we dunno

Mylene: looking at this chat, one can only say that either lila's lying or either Damian or Marinette are able to control bats

Alya: Mylene, not you too

Lila: Yeah I definitely lied until now but this time I'm not lying

Nino: Broo💀

Nino: Wdym ‘definitely lied’

Damian: heh

Adrien: And I oop-

Lila: Oh I was just typing too fast

Lila: it was autocorrected

Lila: *may have

Alya: Lila are you sure

Mylene: yeah it doesn't sound believable

Marinette: neither do all of her other lies

Marinette: but noo yall always believed her

Alya: Marinette don't be jealous

Felix: more like ‘dont be right’

Nino: Alya, love, she said the truth

Alya: siding with a bully again Nino?

Damian: …

Damian: to Alyas's house this time

Marinette: One more dropped phone and no more weekend cuddles for you, mister

Felix: heh

Marinette: that applies to you too if you don't help me stop Dami

Felix: yes ma'am

Alya: What do you mean weekend cuddles

Alya: are you dating this freaky guy?

Alya: and the evil twin too?

Lila: Bullies dating bullies

Marinette: call him that one more time and I'll personally /end/ you, Alya

Chloé: oooh scary

Juleka: Back to the topic, Lila, it really does not sound believable that a bat would take your phone

Rose: longest message ever jules!!

Mylene: and the fact that you wrote ‘may have’ And it got autocorrected to ‘definitely’

Lila: …

Lila: you're not saying I lied, are you? 😢

Nino: What if we are

Damian: agreed

Alya: Nino that's rude

Nino: Alya, the truth is in front of your eyes

Nino: she accepted that she lied to us

Juleka: glad to see someone got a brain cell

Rose: That's right Prince Ali said he never knew any ‘Lila’ in one of his letters

Marinette: got the popcorn

Marinette: can't miss this

Damian: you mean made out with Felix while the popcorn got ready

Damian: I heard

Marinette: ouch

Felix: ouch

Marinette: you're in for the refill, then, hmm?

Chloé: back to topic, Lila, what about your arthritis

Max: someone with arthritis can't even walk properly

Juleka: the trip to Achu?

Mylene: I went to her house, her mom didn't say anything about it too

Mylene: in fact she was astonished that Lila needed notes at all

Rose: so it was a lie

Alya: …

Alya: did you really lie, Lila?

Lila: okay

Lila: What if I did

Lila: you all turned against Marinette so easily

Lila: it was fun to crush your little bug

Lila: even if mentally

Nino: LILA WTF

Marinette: And even more fun to see your tower of lies crumble because of one mistake

Lila: that it was, my darling mari

Lila: maybe in another timeline, I could have won you over

Lila: but in this one I'm just a lover

Lila: like Adrien and Chloé

Marinette: …

Marinette: parting hug?

Lila: parting hug

Lila: you were the best foe I had, Mari

Lila: let me end this chat now

Chat ended at 12:23 pm

Chapter 3: Announcement

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Hey there!

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If you wanna read more daminette chatfics, check out Once Upon A Robin on my profile! It was inspired by this one!

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