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Fm=fake misto

M=real misto

In this fic they swap places for the day

In the weird house that the movie is set in

Misto wakes up to Victoria leaning over him

M: hey Vic when did you get here?

V: I’ve always been here silly

M:have you I swore I fell asleep with tugger

V: TUGGER!!??

M: yeah tugger my mate

V: MATE mistofolees I’m your mate

M: very funny Victoria

V: there’s nothing funny about it everyone knows your my mate

M: are you ok Vic (stands up)

V: yeah I’m fine your the one acting strange you even look different

M: listen stay here I’m gonna go get alonzo. I swear if he’s in on this

V: who’s Alonzo?

M: you know our brother

V: I don’t have a brother

M: yeah you have 2 me and Alonzo

V: ha ha ha ha you my brother your my mate honestly mistofolees I think your sick

Meanwhile in the real junkyard

Fm: wakes up next to tugger

T: hey you awake yet

Fm: aaaaaa w-who are you

T: oh fuck how drunk were you last night . I’m tugger

Fm: TUGGER y-your not tugger I need to find Victoria

T: ok?... bye then (goes to kiss fake misto)

Fm: aaaaa (runs away)

At Victoria and Platos den

P: oh hey misto sorry vicky isn’t in today she’s out with rumple

Fm: w-who are y-you

P: misto it’s me plato your brother in law

Fm: Victoria doesn’t have a brother

P: yeah she does you and alonzo

Fm: first of all I’m not her brother why does everyone keep saying that secondly I’m her mate so tell me where Victoria is and who the hell is Rumple

P: yeah I think your not well let’s go to jenny

Fm: what would jenny do?

P: right I’m gonna call tugger and bustopher

Fm: what!!??

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In the movie world

M: ok so from what I’ve put together I’m stuck in an alternate reality where vicky is my mate looks strange and everyone is straight and demonic

V: ok so you’re not my mistofolees with means

M: he is currently in my universe

V:how do we get him back

M: I could conjure him but that doesn’t help me get back

V: oh so what are we to do

M: I’m going to try and bring someone else from my world here you you can stand over there and each

In the real junkyard

Fm: sleeping

J: well I finally got him to sleep Does anyone know where he came from

T: no he was sleeping next to me when I woke up so I thought he was mistofolees well he says he is but uhh he’s not?

J: thank you tugger, Plato?

P:he barged in demanding to see vicky claiming alonzo doesn’t exist and he was vicky’s mate

J:ok so clearly he’s not mistofolees but he is? Someone fetch me coricopat and Tantomile they’ll know what’s going on oh and maybe alert Munkustrap ok tugger

T: ...

J: TUGGER

T:.. .

J: TUGGER

T disappeared literally fades into glitter

J: plato go get Munkustrap

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In the movie world

Tugger appears

T: omg misto, where have you been (nuzzles up against misto)

M: so we're in a alternate universe oh and this is alternate vicky

V: hi who are you

T: YOU CAN TALK!!

M:Wait, she can talk I thought I was reading her mind like usual

V: of course I can talk? Who are you anyways

T: what do you mean who am I

V: who ar

Ft: yo what's going on here who these two

T: (tuger stands in front of misto and puffs his ruff up) who are you

Ft: I'm THE RUM TUM TUGGER

T: no I'm THE RUM TUM TUGGER

ft: no that's me

T: honestly you look to straight to be me

Ft: cuase I'm not you I'm the rum tum tugger

(This goes on for a while)

V: Wait that's your rum tum tugger but he muzzled you?

M: (shoked as this is the traditional JELICLE greeting) um cause he's my mate

V: but your both guys

M: you mean Tom's are you human?

V:( taken aback) no I'm a cat and again your both Tom's are you (whispers) are you you know uhh

M: gay hell yeah well tugger bi actually like you

V:

M: ot, Picture

M: ot

her universe you ovbi.

Ft: no I'm THE rum tum tugger

T: no I am

M: omg listen ( walks over to fake tugger) if your realy THE rum tum tugger then what's my favourite coulor

Ft: how would I know

T: purple!!!! Ha!

V: uh no it's white

M: it is purple also tugger that's probably just alternate universe you k baby

T: WHAT

ft: Wait so I'm gay( gags) in another universe

T: I'm bi actually (folds arms)

V: mistofolees you know how you made the rum tum tugger appear can you do the same with your Victoria I want to meet her

M: (sighs) ok stand back everybody

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Mu=Munkustrap
Rv= real Victoria

Rumpleteazer was having a rather nice walk until Victoria disappeared full on turns into glitter disappear

In the nursery

R: Victoria disappeared she just turned into glitter right in front of me

Mu: just like tugger we need to figure out what in the heavy side layer is going on
In the movie

V: omg hi I'm Victoria well so are you but I'm also Victoria

Rv: ...

V: waves her paw in front of real Victoria's face

Rv: ...

M: she's mute so she doesn't miaow

V: oh so how do you communicate

M: she usually signs but I can read her mind so yeah

V: oh ok

Rv(nuzzles misto)

V: I thought you said she wasn't your mate

M: she's not it's how Jelicles greet each other you are a jelicle

V: yes of course I'm a jelicle

Rv: (signs) where are we also everyone's been worried sick about you misto

M(signs) this is an alternate reality and other you wanted to meet you so I kind of conjured you

T (signs) and me I'm also here

V: what's going on what are you doing with your paws

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Rv: giggles and looks at misto

M: (nods) signing it's how Victoria communicates

V: oh can I learn

Rv: nods and drags fake Victoria away to the corner

Ft: ( shoked as this Victoria was more beautiful than his Victoria)

Ft: (goes over to real Victoria and tries to nuzzle her but she backs away just then he grabs her foot and goes to put it in his mouth but Victoria kicks him in the face)

M: (runs over to Victoria and checks if she's ok)

T: what the fuck man you can't just eat my sister in law's back paw

Ft: you mean foot

T: are you fucking human ( slahes his face)

Ft:( hisses at real tugger)

T:(hisses back)

M:( nods )

Rumpleteazer and plato appear

In the nursery

Mu: so apparently this cat is claiming to be mistofolees but they look nothing alike tugger disappeared into glitter and now Victoria

J: yes according to Rumpleteazer her and vicky were on a walk when she also just poofed into glitter

Mu: and we're are cori and tanti

J: I sent plato for them

R: can we focus cats just keep disappearing into glitter vicky and tugger are gone mistofolees is also gone plato or mungo may be next!!

Mu: calm down Rumple it's gonna be ok (turns around to Rumpleteazer who has vanished all that's left of her was glitter)

Mu: WHAT IN THE EVERLASTING CAT IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW

J: I think we need to get coricopat and Tantomile ourselves

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Fru= fake Munkustrap

In the movie land plato and Rumpleteazer have just appeared they kiss each other quickly before running to Victoria and nuzzling up against her

RV: (signs) guys meet other world me she can talk!

V: hi um who are you?

R: I'm Rumpleteazer Victoria's mate

P: and I'm plato I'm also vicky's mate

V: you can't both be her mate

R: no we're each other's mates

V: that's impossible

Rv: giggles

Rumpleteazer+plato: melts

V: no seriously it's impossible

P: not really I mean we all love each other

Rv: ( signs) so we're all mates

V: huh?

R: she said so we're all mates

V:oh well my mate is in your world

P: MISTOFOLEES (spits out tea)

R: where'd you get the tea

v: yeah

Rv:( signs) but he's gay and or brother

R: she said but he's gay and your brother

V: not In my world

Fmu: what's going on who are these random cats

V: oh these are us from another universe

Fmu: what?!

V: yeah so this is tugger and misto

Fmu: who?

V: mistofolees and the rum tum tugger ( points to the two mates mistofolees is currently being carried by tugger and the two are flirting endlessly)

Fmu: what are they doing

V: oh there mates in there world

Fmu: but there both guys

All the musical cats: TOMS!

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V: yeah they can do that in there world oh and that's me ( points at Victoria who's cuddling rumple and plato) she's mute in that world

Fmu: and those 2 cats

V: oh there other me's mates

Fmu: mates?!

V: yeah I'm p- p what was it again

P: polyamorous

V: yeah that oh and mistofolees is my brother in that world

Fmu: but he's

V: my mate I know their universe is so strange they nuzzle people to greet them

Fmu: so there's another version of me

V: ( walks over to mistofolees)

M: fine everyone stand back I might as well bring alonzo too

Mun= Mungojerrie

In the real world ( I know how different)

J: coricopat Tantomile

C: yup

T: what is it

Mu: has plato been here at all

T: why would plato be here

J: because I sent him to fetch yourselves

C: well the only other cat here has been mungo

Mu: and where is he now

Mun: Hey, but strap

Mu: (sighs)

T: I sense something

J: a storm?

C: no magic

J: magic oh for heavy side sake

Munkustrap,Mungojerrie, and alonzo fade into glitter

J: aaaaAaaaaaaaaA you get back here now

C: I suspect this is why you wanted to see us

J: uuuh yes

In the movie the three cats appear

Mu: mistofolees what in the EVERLASTING CAT have you been up to now ( looks around the room) oh I'm sorry you brought tugger here before me

M: well he is my mate

Mu: yeah but is he sensible

M: uh um ye- no

Mu: exactly

T: hey I'm not as bad as this world's tugger he tried to eat vicky's foot

Plato+Rumpleteazer: HE WHAT!!?

A: Wait so this is the reason cats have turning into glitter willy nilly there being brought here

M: yes

A: why

M: what do you mean why

A: I mean it would of been nice to go the day without you ( he's joking btw)

M: uhh rude

Mun: why am I here

Mu: yeah why is he here

R: um cuase I asked

Mun: teazer!!

R: look this is a whole new world all we have to do is find ourselves and then we can rob um bone dry

Mun: yeah

R: laughes

Victoria and plato: melts

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In the movie world

Real tugger smiled misto,at everyone getting along to some extent.

“tugger”

“hmm” tugger looked down at mistofolees

“i dont feel we...ll” he said falling into tuggers arms

“misto misto” he said franticly shaking him as they both turned into glitter

Real victoria looked over to where her brother was and noticed his disappearance and she rushed over to that spot plato and teazer following her as she collected the glitter in her hands crying. She turned to face the cats behind her tears stinging her eyes and then she too turned into golden glitter joining the pile on the floor.

In the real world

Jenny wasn't in a panic anymore she was more frustrated, frustrated at the fact she was alone with a manic cat having an identity crisis. Just as the sky was darkening and she was settling to sleep something heavy landed on her “get off me!” she cried

“sorry Jenny”

“tugger” she turned to face him and beside him all the cats who had disappeared bar 3

“where’s Mistoffelees” she said panic in her voice tugger only crumbled onto his knees in response jenny looked to the other cats for an answer but most of them just shrugged they all had the same look on their faces, a look that said more than words could ever say

“MACAVITY!” demeter yelled and ran out of the crowd screaming Munkstrap runing after her

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It was night when everyone (or every cat) was sleeping apart from one ,Munkstrap “funny.” Macavity said staring at his older brother “once again my pesky brother is in my way.” he turned to face the cat whose (mostly) dark coat blended into the night sky. "But not for long” he started pacing on the car roof he was standing on the other cat floating beside him “shame if he only knew what's coming for him” he said talking to himself as he walked away from the junkyard.

Greaseball woke up earlier than usual, and she usually woke up at 5 but it was 4:30 am and she couldn't sleep so it was time to get up. She got out of bed and realised her hands were shaking and her stomach was doing flips it was almost like she was nervous!

Greaseball shoved that thought away she was Greaseball and Greaseball doesn't get nervous.

“ugh” she nearly screamed what was wrong with her had she caught a bug or something from one of the coaches, she must of because she was finding it hard to breathe now it was like her lungs were betraying her and caving in.

Then tears started pouring was she crying she doesn't cry she wiped the tears from her face and tried to breath one breath at a time. 1...,2..,3,...4,...5... she started breathing easier now. She went outside it was still dark but she had to practice it was championship night and she wouldn't let last year happen again.

God she still hated thinking about it she managed to convince the public that she only lost because of the crash but the trains in the yard were having none of it. If she had to win this year or that would be it her career would be OVER!

Rusty woke up early 4:30 am he wanted to get a little practice in before the race he rolled over and got out of bed pearl was already up, she had an early shift today, so it was just rusty in the shed. He laced his boots up and skated off, because of how badly the last race went pearl took a vow to never race again. Rusty and everyone else told her not to but she wouldn't be swayed and so rusty was racing with hydra.

Rusty wasn't complaining he and hydra got along really well plus their victory made the other freights stop hating hydra as much.

When rusty arrived at the TRAINing track (I'm so funny) he was surprised to find hydra wasn't there yet oh well he could wait. As he got closer to the track, he noticed an oversized bee lacing up their boots... oh wait it was just greaseball.

Greaseball put on her headphones and stood up from where she was kneeling as she turned, she thought she saw something out the corner of her eye. It was probably nothing “you're up early.”

“ugh” she turned to face the steamer

“don't you have a race to lose or something.” she spat in his face ready to punch the train

“Says the one who lost last year” rusty replied wiping his face

“We all know that was only because of the crash.” she turned away from him again “and I'll prove it too.”

“when?”

She turned back to face him a smirk appearing on her proud face “now”

Rusty looked around expecting some sort of trap when he saw nothing but the sun rising he nodded “sure”

“3 2 1” rusty looked to greaseball but she was already gone

Greaseball was winning of course like usual infact she had almost reached the end thats when she saw whatever it was, she didn't get the chance to properly look before she felt it a sharp pain throughout her whole body and green just green “aghhhh” she let out a cry and fell to the ground

Rusty was just coming round the last corner when he tripped and went flying, he done a Rolly poly by accident obviously he sat up to see what had tripped over.. GREASEBALL

She was lying on the track unconscious rusty went to grab his walkie talkie and realised it was smashed to bits...

He was going to have to use greaseballs

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Dinah woke up to the buzzing of her phone she reached a hand to see who was calling her at this time, it was greaseball.
Her hand hovered over the decline button but she asked herself why sure they had another fight last night but that was just who they were.

"Why d'ya still bother with her." The voice in her head said "your too good for her." "Your not good enough." No greaseball loved her and she loved greaseball and she was going to make it known.

She picked up the phone "I love you!" She yelled into her phone. "Uh Dinah this isn't greaseball." "Rusty? What's wrong" she hesitated greaseball never let anyone use her walkie talkie especially not rusty "you might wanna get over here oh and bring wrench." "Rusty what's wrong."
Nothing from the other line "Rusty!?"

Electra was charging peacefully when a knock came from the front of the shed no one ever came to their shed they looked to killerwatt. As the two of them approached the door killerwatt had a knife in his hand.

"Dinah!" They said equally surprised Dinah looked up at them "I need wrench." She said "please."

“Why, you trying to rig the race again.” Electra said turning away

“no, its uh greaseball and rusty are hurt!”

“what!?” joule said sticking her head in the door “does that mean they can't race!”

“I don't know all rusty said was they were hurt and that i should bring wrench”

“Ugh fine you can have her” Electra said turning away and going back inside

Less than 5 seconds later wrench was at the door “let's go.” she said shutting the door behind her

Slick hated the morning shifts especially the ones that started at 1am and ended at 5 am plus it was championship night, what if she had to race again? Her shift was over now. nothing exciting happened and everyone was too tired to talk well almost everyone

“Hey slick”

“What.” slick was already fed up with the observation carriage “did you hear this did you hear that” ugh she preferred it when pearl was new and hadn't came out of her shell yet

“you're going back to momma’s, right?”

“Yeah, I live there” she rolled her eyes

“Great can you bring Rusty's stuff to the repair shed i have to go and sign him out of the race k byyyyyeeee” and she was off

Slick just sighed and continued skating toward her shed “wait REPAIR shed!”

When Dinah and wrench finally got to rusty and greaseball it was.... something. greaseball was lying sideways across two tracks hopefully just unconscious and rusty was missing most of the wheels from his left foot.

“Wow.” wrench turned to Dinah who was already crying by greaseball’s side

“oh, my starlight thank goodness.” rusty said trying and failing to sit down

“stay seated we need to elevate your leg till an engine comes to pick both of you up.” wrench looked around “Dinah.”

“hm.” she said wiping her eyes

“can rusty put his leg on greaseball?”

Dinah laughed “why are you asking me?”

Wrench just looked at her

“sure.”