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i love my bf
@puzzlevision
I love my boyfriend :)
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i love my bf
@puzzlevision
hey alexa can one person’s laughter cure the whole world of everything and bring about world peace asking for a friend
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free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
oh my goddd shut the fuck upppp (reading this and giggling and kicking my feet and twirling my hair)
slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
PLEASE…….
unban me discord
@itsmegidover
it’s been three months and puzzlevision is still so. in love. what the heck. stop
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i love my bf
@puzzlevision
he’s so. so cute I’m going to die
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bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @puzzlevision
OMG NO ME FIRST!!!!!!!! kill me first. I hate people in love
comms open !!!
@bachibeeboy
so is anyone going to talk about the absolute glow up bachira had this summer or [image desc: a photograph of Bachira Meguru dressed in the FC Barcha kit, taken from the full team photoshoot released by Barcha a week ago.]
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i love my bf
@puzzlevision
got a selfie from my bf. cried.
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new amphibia season lets goooo @toasteyed4 · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
pleeeeease this is sickening
fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
WHY CRY FHLDKFSDHKF??
i love my bf @puzzlevision · Sept 5
Replying to @cosmiclitfurby
we have really busy work schedules and sometimes don’t meet for days:(
fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
o shit valid actually
avery 👍
@wetsocksnshoes
tora is the most realistic character in ilrg because I personally know people who have literally everything going for them crash the fuck out over some mid man in sweatpants and an fps games addiction
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red panther @chigirihyo · Sept 5
Replying to @wetsocksnshoes
@reo-mikage hey
avery 👍 @wetsocksnshoes · Sept 5
Replying to @chigiri-hyoma
what does tihs mean.
soccer yaoi 4 lyfe @overworkedgayboy · Sept 5
Replying to @chigirihyo
famous football players also victim to situationships??????
i love my bf
@puzzlevision
this morning he had to leave earlier than me so instead of setting an alarm that would’ve woken me up he asked his coworker to call him and set his smart watch to vibrate?? all so he wouldn’t disturb me???
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fc barcha numero uno stan @foureyedfreak · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
literally what sort of pilgrimage were you on that you found this angel of a boyfriend
i love my bf @puzzlevision · Sept 5
Replying to @foureyedfreak
work :’D
fc barcha numero uno fan @foureyedfreak · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
fucking. okay
saya no uta realness
@asherdawg
hey guys I’m new to football where do I like. start watching
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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @asherdawg
oh boy
new stsg dj link in bio @orphanroyalty · Sept 5
Replying to @asherdawg
hiii welcome!!! here’s a useful guide :)
Paris x Gen
@pxg-official
The new interview is finally out! Watch the team play with puppies and answer some questions you were dying to ask!
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ore wa striker da ‼️‼️ @itoshirinsgf · Sept 5
Replying to @pxg-official
is it time for the monthly itoshi rin sighting already @itoshirin-spotted
unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @pxg-official
let’s go!!!!!!!! nanase on the thumbnail I’ve already won!!!
new stsg dj link in bio @orphanroyalty · Sept 5
Replying to @pxg-official
did shidou fucking put a puppy in his pocket and walk out
homosexuals be real @thesniler9 · Sept 5
Replying to @orphanroyalty
?????? WJAT
slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @pxg-official
insane as always. slay
sports?? more like. GAY @clover69-96 · Sept 5
Replying to @pxg-official
hi i dont go here but karasu tabito is so fucking everything on myhg god
free me @gamber · Sept 5
Replying to @pxg-official
pxg official account tweet……… generational sighting
i love my bf
@puzzlevision
my phone buzzed and I checked it and felt disappointed it wasn’t a message from my boyfriend. I SAW HIM TWENTY MINUTES AGO
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20 days till trailer drop @traxeh · July 8
Replying to @puzzlevision
literally when is it my turn
slipknot concert when
@animal-luvr
pxg tweet AND puzzlevision tweet on the same day what a win for the three people overlap
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homosexuals be real @thesniler9 · Sept 5
Replying to @animal-luvr
I just checked out puzzlevision make that four people overlap???? obsessed
i love my bf
@puzzlevision
I planned a whole day out for us bc I know he’s been feeling kind of cooped up and restless lately and he was so surprised I noticed he decided to kiss me senseless and so I guess the plans are. postponed
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free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
just keels over and fucking dies 👍
unban me discord @itsmegidover · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
hey so this is actually a hatecrime, hope this helps
Mikage Reo ⚽
@reo-mikage
@nagi stream tonight at 6pm JST! Don't forget to tune in!
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tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @reo-mikage
literally never getting over the fact that this world famous soccer player AND heir to multimillion dollar company is just a nagi stan most of the time
unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @beyond-illiterate
he literally just like us fr
tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @itsmegidover
NOTTT comforting I misplaced my glasses that were on my face this morning
ore wa striker da ‼️‼️ @itoshirinsgf · Sept 5
Replying to @reo-mikage
omg new stream I hope kodzuken doesn’t stream 2nite I can’t watch both
bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @reo-mikage
nagi himself doesn’t post about his stuff as much as reo does
free me @gamber · Sept 5
Replying to @reo-mikage
go play soccer mikage PLS 😭😭😭
bm adopt me
@noelslefteye
watching the nagi stream rn tell me why anytime someone brings up mikage this man visibly brightens. and any time someone brings up isagi he sits up straighter. gayass
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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @noelslefteye
the reonagi vs nagisagi dilemma so real
tristate area slob @tristateareaslob · Sept 5
Replying to @itsmegidover
he literally has two hands js
BM Isagi Yoichi!
@isagiyoichi
so fun as always to see nagi! not as fun as beating him on the field though >:) [image desc: a laptop setup playing Nagi Seishiro’s livestream.]
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🎮⚽🌵 @nagi · Sept 5
Replying to @isagiyoichi
:x
homosexuals be real @thesniler9 · Sept 5
Replying to @isagiyoichi
the shade is hilarious actually. get his ass isagi
unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @nagi
stand UP my guy PLEASE
new stsg dj link in bio @orphanroyalty · Sept 5
Replying to @isagiyoichi
bastard players are so shady help meeee
bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @isagiyoichi
I can’t even defend my guy bc tell me why manshine just had two losses back to back in the practice matches come onnnnnn
comms open !!! @bachibeeboy · July 6
Replying to @isagiyoichi
oughhhh they support each other outside of football too… sobs…….. friendship…
saya no uta realness @asherdawg · Sept 5
Replying to @isagiyoichi
isn’t that computer someone else’s? isagi showed his in that vlog and it was a lenovo this is a dell
fc barcha numero uno fan @foureyedfreak · July 6
Replying to @asherdawg
tech nerd alert!! but yah you’re literally right
slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @asherdawg
I’m pretty sure kunigami has a dell. also bachira
nya or whatever @footballklein · July 6
Replying to @animal-luvr
bachisagi vs kunisagi FIGHT
soccer yaoi 4 lyfe @overworkedgayboy · Sept 5
Replying to @isagiyoichi
okay but the way nagi cleared that last level..why am I attracted to GAMERS
i love my bf
@puzzlevision
what do you guys mean bachira is a one trick pony.
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fc barcha numero uno fan @foureyedfreak · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
YOOO HOLY SHIT BF LOVER IS ALSO A FOOTBALL FAN??? ++ A BACHIRA FAN??? LET’S GOOOOO @toasteyed4
new amphibia season lets goooo @toasteyed4 · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
ogh my god
sports?? more like. GAY @clover69-96 · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision
I only know soccer players as rpf I sometimes read this is so funnt
bchsg moment (always) @thatbaffledmangoe · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision
whomst is calling bachira meguru a one trick pony we need to talk
i love my bf
@puzzlevision
if you guys looked at stats for once in your lives instead of making up random numbers you’d see bachira is one of the best players on the team, and the team chemistry is literally centered around him. he’s invaluable
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play 13s:ar nowwwww @koolaid_sleep · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
the sharp turn this acc just took from cute posts to football analysis
SOCCER not football @rayjeans · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
who is this. they’re literally so correct it’s what I’ve been saying
raya kill them with lesbianness @iheartyuri · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision
why is there soccer on my dash I thought this was loving bf account
I’M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN
@nongnao
the fact that koujaku is ostensibly the only character who falls in love with aoba before the timeline of his route is so. WAUGH. crushes him like a peanut
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watch madoka @niko_football · Sept 5
Replying to @nongnao
his actual route isn’t well executed though
I’M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN @nongnao · July 6
Replying to @niko_football
omg yeah hard agr- FUCKING NIKO IKKI???? FOOTBALL PLAYER NIKO IKKI????? ON MY POST ABOUT FUCKED UP YAOI GAME DRAMATICAL MURDER????????????
i love my bf
@puzzlevision
video called my boyfriend and he was so tired from work today but he insisted on staying up until I was done so we could talk and he literally fell asleep mid sentence :((( I love him
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tristate area slob @tristateareaslob · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision
omg boyfriend love tweet. the account has not been hacked puzzlevision is just also in love with bachira confirmed
i love my bf @puzzlevision · Sept 5
Replying to @tristateareaslob
I’m a loyal person I would never love two people
tristate area slob @tristateareaslob · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision
😭okay stop you’re so wholesome
i’m not gay my bf is
@everyonesfavecishet
you guys I swear I just saw shidou ryuusei at my mcdonalds just now
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Rin @itoshirin_official · Sept 5
Replying to @everyonesfavecishet
That was probably just the clown mascot.
I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @itoshirin_official
SLKDGHSDKLFJSDGKLSDLG?????
BM Isagi Yoichi!
@isagiyoichi
@m-kaiser if you could get off twitter and come to the meeting so we can start :D
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saya no uta realness @asherdawg · Sept 5
Replying to @isagiyoichi
public twt accounts is crazy the beef is so real
Michael Kaiser @m-kaiser · Sept 5
Replying to @isagiyoichi
ahh sorry, I was busy talking to meguru. I’ll be there
unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @m-kaiser
MEGURU non jp players are wilding
BM Isagi Yoichi! @isagiyoichi · Sept 5
Replying to @m-kaiser
bachira? why??
bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @isagiyoichi
presidential alert the girls are FIGHTINGGGG
555555 @fwettered · July 8
Replying to @isagiyoichi
they’re literally just talking chill. they’re clearly friends
play 13s:ar nowwwww @koolaid_sleep · July 6
Replying to @isagiyoichi
okay but the way kaiser just didn’t respond…..isagi killed this man lmao
tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @koolaid_sleep
I support him. your honor he was with me the whole time
bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @beyond-illiterate
with you where your lecture hall. bc you’re always there
tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @noelslefteye
UNPROVOKED???? SORRY I’M GETTING MY LAW DEGREE??????
soccer yaoi 4 lyfe
@overworkedgayboy
sigh. I wish tsunderes were real every single day
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third time uno champion @sae-saeng · Sept 5
Replying to @overworkedgayboy
did you mean itoshi sae
slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @sae-saeng
listen sae is not a tsun he’s just a bitch. rin on the other hand
i love my bf
@puzzlevision
he baked cookies for me because I had a fight with an annoying coworker. can he be any more perfect
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unban me discord @itsmegidover · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
does he have a sister………..asking for a friend….even a brother I’m willing to turn straight for this
i love my bf @puzzlevision · Sept 5
Replying to @itsmegidover
haha no he doesn’t!!!
fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
PERFECT BF IS AN ONLY CHILD????? yeah this has to be made up
chapel rone @hateralligat0r · July 6
Replying to @itsmegidover
queerbaiting is fucked up and you shouldn’t do it actually?
unban me discord @itsmegidover · July 6
Replying to @hateralligat0r
man what
fortnite battlepass save me
@cosmiclitfurby
genuinely ruining my day by opening this godforsaken app as soon as I wake up and seeing a puzzlevision tweet
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SOCCER not football
@rayjeans
some fanart I drew!!!! uni is literally kicking my ass rn but these guys keep me sane fr [image desc: a sketch of the starting lineup of Ubers, each member individually in their signature pose.]
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karas(u)
@karasu_tabit0
my food. [image desc: an empty pot with clear traces of a red curry inside sitting on a table. Next to the table is Otoya Eita, looking mostly smug. In the background, Yukimiya Kenyu can be seen in the doorway, slightly blurry, head buried in his hands.]
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SOCCER not football @rayjeans · July 6
Replying to @karasu_tabit0
this u? (quote from an interview: “I only wanna cook for the one I love.”)
new stsg dj link in bio @orphanroyalty · Sept 5
Replying to @karasu_tabit0
THEY ARE NOT REAL.
hashtag real sports fan @wenyacht2 · Sept 5
Replying to @karasu_tabit0
you shippers ruin everythinggg oh my god can two men not be friends
ore wa striker da ‼️‼️ @itoshirinsgf · Sept 5
Replying to @karasu_tabit0
I’m going to break into the practice gym anf throw rocks at both of them
soccer monster 🐝⚽‼️‼️‼️ @bachi · Sept 5
Replying to @karasu_tabit0
@otoyaei_ leave some for me next time!! 🍛‼️‼️
ninja @otoyaei_ · Sept 5
Replying to @bachi
get isagi to make you some
rarepair enjoyer @yukimyastan · July 6
Replying to @karasu_tabit0
okay everyone shut the fuck upppp YUKIMIYA MY GORJUSS KING PLEASE CALL ME. YOURE SO HOT EVEN WHEN YOURE IN ANGUISH
bachisagi give me a headache @bchsgfanacc · July 6
Replying to @otoyaei_
what the hell was that exchange just now excuse me. hey excuse me. implied (????) boyfriends tabieita telling bachira to get isagi to cook for him. hey??????
homosexuals be real @thesniler9 · Sept 5
Replying to @karasu_tabit0
otoya is so hot goodfucking bye
i love my bf
@puzzlevision
he asked my friend to come by and make sure I went to bed instead of working. as if he’s not the one who stays up the latest thinking about work
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unban me discord @itsmegidover · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
meanwhile the only thing I’m staying up for is reading this acc’s tweets. is this a sign I should get a job.
slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
career people in love god this sickens me I am sick to my stomach (it should be me.)
slipknot concert when
@animal-luvr
what if I dropped out of vet school and went to the bastard munchen practice dorms and fell to my hands and knees and started crying and throwing up and begged them to give me a job would I get it
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fc barcha numero uno fan @foureyedfreak · July 6
Replying to @animal-luvr
did someone steal your pens again
slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @foureyedfreak
someone stole my pens again.
how styl~
@aryujyu
a collab with @bouncingball-official how styl~ [image desc: Aryu Jyubei wearing a simple black tank top that shows off his lithe figure and a pair of shorts colored red and blue, clearly labeled Bouncing Ball.]
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sports?? more like. GAY @clover69-96 · Sept 5
Replying to @aryujyu
his hair is actually unreal bro they just let him on the field like that???
unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @aryujyu
oh my god I love bouncing ball
bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @aryujyu
sighs. everythign reminds me of them
red panther @chigirihyo · Sept 5
Replying to @noelslefteye
klance mention?
bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @chigirihyo
WHAT THE FUCK
BOO……..B @girlenthusiast · July 8
Replying to @aryujyu
aryuuuuu I need more pics of this man ASAPP
i love my bf
@puzzlevision
if I see one more person say bachira can’t do anything but dribble I’m going to start killing
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siri how to kill a TA @tastetest-soap · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
bestie please learn to block people you’ll die out here in the trenches
unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @tastetest-soap
literallyy most of them are literally just ragebaiters
rarepair enjoyer @yukimyastan · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
GO FERAL GO APESHIT!!!! KILL!!!!!!
SOCCER not football
@rayjeans
guys r we seeing this shit
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bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @rayjeans
what bullshit are they doing now diva 😔😔
SOCCER not football @rayjeans · July 6
Replying to @noelslefteye
kaiser talking about barcha and calling bachira MEGURU and literally everyone else by their last names do they know how to be normal
kunigami
@k-rensuke
[image desc: a soccer ball]
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siri how to kill a TA @tastetest-soap · July 6
Replying to @k-rensuke
I'm. in tears
fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @k-rensuke
the kunigami economy is in shambles. go king give us absolutely nothingggg <33
KING @baroushoeiofficial · Sept 5
Replying to @k-rensuke
Is that our fucking ball.
how styl~ @aryujyu · Sept 5
Replying to @baroushoeiofficial
>:0 did you guys take it last time??? not very styl of you~!
free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @aryujyu
not styl but steal LMAO
saya no uta realness @asherdawg · Sept 5
Replying to @aryujyu
I literally love the ubers. only normal team. this is the most dramatic thing to happen in months. meanwhile every other team is fighting gay allegations and losing violently
SOCCER not football @rayjeans · July 6
Replying to @asherdawg
didn’t niko literally post gay volleyball rpf
saya no uta realness @asherdawg · Sept 5
Replying to @rayjeans
god forbid a man have hobbies????
soccer monster 🐝⚽‼️‼️‼️ @bachi · Sept 5
Replying to @k-rensuke
⚽💥💃💯‼️‼️‼️
Mikage Reo @reo-mikage · Sept 5
Replying to @bachi
@isagiyoichi hey! so what does this mean
i love my bf
@puzzlevision
he got me some new shoes I’ve been eyeing. I didn’t even tell him I wanted them
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adobe pls sponsor me @anri-callme · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
you’re going on my suicide note
unban me discord
@itsmegidover
just saw a tweet that said isagi is a nepo baby. bitch do you know what nepotism means. his parents don’t even know the rules to soccer
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bachisagi give me a headache
@bchsgfanacc
?? cool okay [image desc: screenshot of a joint interview with Bastard Munchen and FC Barcha. Bachira Meguru and Isagi Yoichi are looking at each other with so much fondness it’s palpable even through the screen.]
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I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @bchsgfanacc
be a football fan they said. it’ll be fun they said
tristate area slob @tristateareaslob · Sept 5
Replying to @bchsgfanacc
this whole interview was batshit insane btw. ness fawning over kaiser. kaiser using jp player last names except MEGURU?? for some reason? GAGAMARU APPEARANCE. yukimiya the most gorgeous stunning spectacular amazing sorry what was I saying. kurona implying nagi lives with reo. kunigami getting VISIBLY FLUSTERED at the ‘guess whose lips’ game (bc it was CHIGIRI who said that). mensah visibly irritated. raichi actually fucking barking. hiori shitting on nagi’s gaming skills. isagi getting really excited at the football questions and kind of lost at the non-football ones. otoya pulling up with a visible hangover. wakatsuki not giving a single fuck. sokura was fully not there and no one gaf. bachira bouncing with so much excitement it kept infecting people. bachisagi. kunigiri. kaibachi..? reonagi??? INSANE.
women's hockey league save me @sportbutch · Sept 5
Replying to @tristateareaslob
I need to watch this??? where is it available
sports?? more like. GAY @clover69-96 · Sept 5
Replying to @tristateareaslob
head in my fucking hands bro
saya no uta realness @asherdawg · Sept 5
Replying to @bchsgfanacc
‘I trust his dribbling more than anyone else’s, and I honestly just trust him no matter what. That’s why I’m able to score against him - I know he’ll get to the ideal position.’ isagi yoichi you are not a real person
i love my bf
@puzzlevision
I miss my boyfriend
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unban me discord @itsmegidover · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
okay this is just sweet I can't even hate
tracking the gmmtv kissing charts
@ranchthoughts
signs, symbols, icons, indexes, genre and BL
Ferdinand de Saussure introduces the idea of a “sign,” built out of two parts: the “signifier” (or “form” the sign takes) and the “signified” (or the “concept” the sign represents). For example, the concept of a physical tree (the signified) is represented by the word “tree” (signifier). Signs do not make sense on their own; they refer to each other and build meaning through their inter-connections and referrals.
But how do we come to know/understand what these signifiers are signifying? How do we know who is the seme or the uke, how do we know certain actions are romance coded, etc.?
(read more here)
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🎮⚽🌵 @nagi · July 6
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mcHanzo
tracking the gmmtv kissing charts @ranchthoughts · Sept 5
Replying to @nagi
FOOTBALL PLAYER NAGI SEISHIRO??
🐝⚽‼️‼️‼️
@bachi
meowww [image desc: a black cat, wrapping itself around a pair of legs. The angle of the photo indicate the legs belong to the person taking the picture.]
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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @bachi
AWWWWWWWWW KITTTYYYYY
saya no uta realness @asherdawg · Sept 5
Replying to @bachi
this is how catboy bachira can still win guys
fc barcha numero uno fan @foureyedfreak · July 6
Replying to @bachi
have I finally lost it or does that cat lowk look like isagi
nya or whatever @footballklein · July 6
Replying to @foureyedfreak
omhg wait……
ore wa striker da ‼️‼️ @itoshirinsgf · Sept 5
Replying to @bachi
do YOUR faves post pictures of cats. well. they probably do actually but still
free my husband from corporate
@gamer-cactus
my husband is so hot. I miss him. why does he work
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fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @gamer-cactus
no bc what a mood
SOCCER not football @rayjeans · July 6
Replying to @gamer-cactus
i’m going to hurl. first @puzzlevision now you can you mfs stop being so in love god fucking damn /lh
i love my bf @puzzlevision · Sept 5
Replying to @gamer-cactus
wait gamer cactus??
i love my bf
@puzzlevision
did gamer-cactus just block me
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bchsg moment (always) @thatbaffledmangoe · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision
LMFAO?????????????
i love my bf
@puzzlevision
boyfriend dropped off a hot lunch despite being just as busy as me. should I cry
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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision
I’m definitely going to you’re welcome to join me
New physical copy release this weekend!
@truthfinders
Football Stars Chigiri Hyoma And Zantetsu Tsurugi On A Date?
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slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @truthfinders
girl come onnnn
unban me discord @itsmegidover · July 6
Replying to @truthfinders
my rarepair………it’s happening…….
fc barcha numero uno fan @foureyedfreak · July 6
Replying to @truthfinders
zantetsu looks kinda scared of chigiri in this picture
SOCCER not football @rayjeans · July 6
Replying to @foureyedfreak
I am nott gonna lie me too zantetsu
i love my bf
@puzzlevision
there’s this one pair of earmuffs I got my boyfriend as a gift ages ago back when we first met each other. they’re literally falling apart but he refuses to get rid of them
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fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
you’re both so. so. fuck off fuck offffffff
look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail @kageyamatobiuo32 · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
he loves you sm oh my god
football player itoshi rin sightings
@itoshirin-spotted
SPOTTED at the mall with bachira!!!! [image desc: he backs of two people, pretty clearly identifiable as Itoshi Rin and Bachira Meguru. Bachira is clinging onto Rin’s arm while Rin tries to pull away.]
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I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @itoshirin_spotted
bachirin is literally real guys hey wake up
slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @itoshirin-spotted
I can actually picture the sheer disgust on rin’s face HELP ME
new stsg dj link in bio @orphanroyalty · Sept 5
Replying to @itoshirin-spotted
bachira is literally me I be clingy as fuck
saya no uta realness @asherdawg · Sept 5
Replying to @itoshirin-spotted
who even took this picture how did this acc find it
free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @asherdawg
dw about it <333
tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @itoshirin-spotted
is that shirt bachira is wearing kaiser’s I swearrr I’ve seen someone in bm wear it before
bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @itoshirin-spotted
they’re so funny I love them
FC Barcha!!
@barcha-official
New merch drop tonight 8pm JST! Come check out the brand new plushie designs and make sure to snag one before they sell out! Link is in our bio ‼️
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I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @barcha-official
finally my yukimiya plushie can have his bf (otoya)
unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @barcha-official
I hope yall gave wakatsuki his bigass eyes this time
new stsg dj link in bio @orphanroyalty · Sept 5
Replying to @barcha-official
BACHIRA MEGURU PLUSHIE WILL BE REAL IN FOUR HOURS WHO CHEERED
ore wa striker da ‼️‼️ @itoshirinsgf · Sept 5
Replying to @barcha-official
trying to get a bachira plushie kinda more stressful than buying beyonce tickets what
zorse mention??? @zoise · Sept 5
Replying to @itoshirinsgf
imagine. meanwhile the himizu plushie is not going anywhereee LMAO
i love my bf
@puzzlevision
I’ve been carrying around hair ties because my boyfriend has hair he sometimes ties up and one of my friends (who also has long hair) decided to borrow one. my boyfriend immediately recognized it??
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I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
😂😂😂 mods kill them.
slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
this is so sickeningly sweet TO BE LOVED IS TO BE SEEN.
i love my bf
@puzzlevision
I got him his favorite flowers and he keeps showing them off to all our friends :’)
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new amphibia season lets goooo @toasteyed4 · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
see this is the thing right bc you see all these posts about the bf and you're like okay puzzlevision is so lucky but NO they're BOTH lucky bc puzzlevision themself is also like. an angel descended to earth or Something. favorite flowers. okay
tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision
if you guys are ever looking for a third…….
bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @beyond-illiterate
the desperation is wild
tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @noelslefteye
I LITERALLY DON’T CARE ANYMORE PLEASE. ANYONE GOD PLEASE I WANT WHAT THEY HAVE
i love my bf
@puzzlevision
ohhh my god you guys are actually stupid. okay.
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fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
? bestie I am literally just sitting here
i love my bf @puzzlevision · Sept 5
Replying to @cosmiclitfurby
sorry not you guys!!! you guys are the best :)
slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
is this abt bachira again help meeeeee
i love my bf
@puzzlevision
my boyfriend is one of the most agile and balanced people I know. today he tripped and fell because he was too busy checking me out.
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saya no uta realness @asherdawg · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision
okay but he’s so real for that me when my gf walks out of the shower
I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
some people get EVERYTHINGGGG. having a loving boyfriend, a career ANDDD YOU’RE HOT. GOD.
Michael Kaiser
@m-kaiser
joint practice with barcha [image desc: candid of Micheal Kaiser drinking water. In the background, the rest of Bastard Munchen (and some members from other teams) can be seen, all in practice gear but clearly on break.]
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definitely not ness @noticemesenpai · Sept 5
Replying to @m-kaiser
FAKLDSGHSDKLGHSDKLGVHSDKFVNSDKLFKLSHDFKLDAJFALKFJDSKLFSDLGHSDKLFJSDFDKFJSDLF
definitely not ness @noticemesenpai · Sept 5
Replying to @m-kaiser
SOMEONE SHOOT ME
Magician Ness ✨
@nessalexiss · Sept 5
Replying to @m-kaiser
Looking good as always, Kaiser!
slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @m-kaiser
falls to my knees in this fucking costco
Tooruuu 🇦🇷 @oikawa1 · July 6
Replying to @m-kaiser
posting during practice hours? I’m sure you’re good enough to be skipping haha!
Magician Ness ✨
@nessalexiss · Sept 5
Replying to @oikawa1
And why do you know his official practice hours?
hey (swagless)
@shrimp_friedrice · Sept 5
Replying to @nessalexiss
ate that up ngl
bachisagi give me a headache @bchsgfanacc · July 6
Replying to @m-kaiser
do you guys see that. in the back. bachira is fucking. sitting in isagi’s lap. they’re not real. they’re a psyop
hashtag real sports fan
@wenyacht2
yeah man I think they should bench bachira idk
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I love my bf @puzzlevision · July 6
Replying to @wenyacht2
you’re all fucking insane
i love my bf
@puzzlevision
you wanna go?? okay. okay. let’s look at the stats. this season. he’s the number two scorer, only behind itoshi rin who is literally a generational talent. dumbasses. I hope you all die.
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black nail polish is NOTTTT EMO @scream_violents · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
😭😭 HELLO??? I don’t know shit abt football but what made the bf lover snap this bad
free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
he’s literally right tho
hashtag real sports fan @wenyacht2 · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision
ure all dickriders lmfao.
i love my bf
@puzzlevision
boyfriend cuddled closer in his sleep should I just end my career and stay here forever
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SOCCER not football @rayjeans · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
the tonal whiplash this blog gives me sometimes /pos
bm adopt me
@noelslefteye
no because why is lavinho so. hot. no one should see him except me WHATTTT
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tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @noelslefteye
weirdo
unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @noelslefteye
weirdo
bchsg moment (always)
@thatbaffledmangoe
whomst the fuck did I just see [image desc: Micheal Kaiser at some clothing store. He is standing in front of a rack, holding up a shirt that’s yellow. Someone unidentifiable is on the other side of the rack, clearly holding out something to show Kaiser.]
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free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @thatbaffledmangoe
kaiser michael in the flesh????? in public? insanee
insert name here @whawoh · Sept 5
Replying to @thatbaffledmangoe
the way he’s holding yellow……guys kaibachi is literally real I am TELLING YOU
saya no uta realness @asherdawg · Sept 5
Replying to @whawoh
okay granpa let’s get you to bed
SOCCER not football @rayjeans · July 6
Replying to @thatbaffledmangoe
how much you guys wanna bet that’s ness with him
i love my bf
@puzzlevision
even though my boyfriend doesn’t like sour food he’s been practicing how to make it and therefore eating the experiments because I mentioned ONE TIME I wanted to have some. and he didn’t even tell me this I had to learn from our friend. what the hell
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rarepair enjoyer @yukimyastan · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
?????? can I fucking live
slipknot concert when
@animal-luvr
went to the zoo today and saw two otters holding hands and went ‘omg this is just like puzzlevision and their bf fr’ and my sister was so confused guys I am NEVER beating the chronically online allegations
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only child or lonely child….. @harehames · Sept 5
Replying to @animal-luvr
I was like now what on earth does that mean
slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @harehames
STOP GO AWAY
i love my bf
@puzzlevision
my boyfriend is so hot I’m gonna die. why is anyone else allowed to see him when he’s like. that.
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insert name here @whawoh · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision
puzzlevision being a possessive partner was notttt on my bingo card? but. hot
play 13s:ar nowwwww @koolaid_sleep · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
LORD I SEE WHAT YOU DO FOR OTHERS. WHEN IS IT MY FUCKING TURN.
bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @puzzlevision
okay so like when they say it it’s hot but when I,
new amphibia season lets goooo
@toasteyed4
wait @puzzlevision I have a q does your bf know about the acc
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i love my bf @puzzlevision · Sept 5
Replying to @toasteyed4
yeah !! he’s not allowed to look though bc it’s embarrassing
new amphibia season lets goooo @toasteyed4 · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
GAGS. YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTE
bachisagi give me a headache
@bchsgfanacc
I’M GOING TO BE SICK THE OFFICIAL PLUSHIE OF BACHIRA JUST GOT SOLD OUT AND LIEK TWENTY MINUTES LATER WHAT MOTHERFUCKER POSTED A PICTURE OF SAID PLUSHIE????? ISAGI YOICHI. I’M GOING TO KILL HIM
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saya no uta realness @asherdawg · Sept 5
Replying to @bchsgfanacc
I mean don’t all of them buy plushies of each other
new stsg dj link in bio @orphanroyalty · Sept 5
Replying to @asherdawg
yeah but no one shows it off like this?? except charles I guess but he’s just like that
tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @bchsgfanacc
I’m going to kill him and steal that plushie HE GETS THE REAL THING CAN I NOT HAVE THE COTTON VERSION????????
i love my bf
@puzzlevision
bachira is so insanely skilled like that nutmeg he did over aiku’s head is DERANGED I’ve literally never seen anyone do it like he does he’s so incredible
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I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
it’s 2am
i love my bf
@puzzlevision
he woke up super early on our day off and WALKED FORTY FIVE MINUTES to go get breakfast from my favorite onigiri store. just because he felt like it.
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bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @puzzlevision
?? 45 MINS IN TOTAL OR ONE WAY
I love my bf @puzzlevision · July 6
Replying to @noelslefteye
we’re friends with the owner so he dropped my bf home but he was prepared to walk 45 mins back too
unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision
oh my godf onigiri………… have yall been to onigiri miya that place is so fire
free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
didn’t they once say their boyfriend wasn’t a morning person. I would literally kill someone if I had to wake up early on my day off and this man is doing it on PURPOSE. god.
tort law hater
@beyond-illiterate
‘why do you know so much about football rpf’: an actual discussion my friend group had this morning. I think they’re going to set up an intervention
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fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @beyond-illiterate
god forbid a guy have hobbies 🙄
tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @cosmiclitfurby
LITERALLY
i love my bf
@puzzlevision
one (1) more bachira vlog where we get to see his intense concentration face. my storage is going to break
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jashin chan @lovrewinder · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
HELLLOOOO BACHIRA THIRST TWEET IS CRAZY
saya no uta realness @asherdawg · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision
no bc I been saying…….
tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision
and what does ur bf think about this 🤨
I love my bf @puzzlevision · July 6
Replying to @beyond-illiterate
he literally got me a bachira plushie
tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision
okay wtf healthy relationship slay fuck off
soccer monster 🐝⚽‼️‼️‼️
@bachi
day out with my favourite guy!!!!! (and nagi :3) 🎉🥳♥️ [image desc: Bachira Meguru taking a selfie with Isagi Yoichi and Nagi Seishiro both centered in the photo, all of them sitting on a couch, Nagi laying down with his head in Isagi’s lap.]
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SOCCER not football @rayjeans · July 6
Replying to @bachi
AWW the og trio from training days,, I’m so glad they still hang out
free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @bachi
nagi is so hot and he’s not even doing anything???? someonme help me I’m gonna die
bchsg moment (always) @thatbaffledmangoe · Sept 5
Replying to @bachi
omfg do you guys see that in the bg. there’s a framed picture of bachisagi ??? where tf is this
look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail @kageyamatobiuo32 · July 6
Replying to @thatbaffledmangoe
………….. isn’t this bachira’s apartment. I’ve seen that yellow dresser when he did the vlog
bchsg moment (always) @thatbaffledmangoe · Sept 5
Replying to @kageyamatobiuo32
@bchsgfanacc HELLO?????? ARE YOU GUYS SEEING THIS
chunnibyou @sweend · Sept 5
Replying to @kageyamatobiuo32
fucking shippers. they’re real people literally act normal.
bachisagi give me a headache @bchsgfanacc · July 6
Replying to @thatbaffledmangoe
bestie…………I am seeing it so much…………………………
fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @bachi
I looove isagi’s lil smile he’s so :) happy to be here!! and the way he has his arm around bachira and nagi is just chilling in his lap? I love their friendship 😩
new stsg dj link in bio @orphanroyalty · Sept 5
Replying to @bachi
man. yall bachira fans eat so well. meanwhile we have to rely on other people to post to get a glimpse of nagi. king please get off fortnite and post
jashin chan @lovrewinder · July 6
Replying to @bachi
and this is evidence number 544 of why nagisagi is real and true they’re literally cuddling
red panther @chigirihyo · Sept 5
Replying to @bachi
and I wasn’t invited because…?
BM Isagi Yoichi! @isagiyoichi · Sept 5
Replying to @chigirihyo
you were literally on a retreat with kunigami???
red panther @chigirihyo · Sept 5
Replying to @isagiyoichi
lmao yeah I know
tristate area slob @tristateareaslob · Sept 5
Replying to @chigirihyo
chigiri the drama you incite. you’re my hero
insert name here @whawoh · Sept 5
Replying to @chigirihyo
oh my god is this. kunigiri crrrrrrumbs. is this real
bchsg moment (always) @thatbaffledmangoe · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision
ARE WE FUCKING MOVING PAST THE BACHISAGI FRAMED PICTURE ON THE WALL. CAN ANYONE HEAR ME.
rarepair enjoyer
@yukimyastan
like the way puzzlevision alternates between gushing abt their boyfriend and gushing abt bachira…………..are we like. SURE they’re not dating world famous football player bachira
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slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @yukimyastan
wait…hold up let her cook…
BEATORICHEEEEEE @sonozakiz · July 6
Replying to @animal-luvr
LMAOOO as much as I wish this was true have any of you seen bachira. that man could notttt keep his mouth shut if his life depended on it if he was dating someone we’d all Know.
homosexuals be real @thesniler9 · Sept 5
Replying to @sonozakiz
side eyes the fact that ego actually seriously gives him incorrect information just bc he leaks it so often. yea we’d know
unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @yukimyastan
isagi’s secret acc leaked SLASH J
bachisagi give me a headache
@bchsgfanacc
was anyone gonna tell me bachisagi’s parents know each other and hang out often or was I just supposed to learn that from an offhand comment by chigiri
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tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @bchsgfanacc
r u serious.
slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @bchsgfanacc
I literally. I don’t know man. I don’t. okay.
free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @bchsgfanacc
????
i love my bf
@puzzlevision
I love him
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slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
is this about your bf or bachira
raya kill them with lesbianness @iheartyuri · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision
your silence is deafening
i love my bf
@puzzlevision
haven’t been able to call my boyfriend in a couple days bc work :( I miss him but I know he’s working hard <3
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BEATORICHEEEEEE @sonozakiz · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
god take all of puzzlevision’s suffering and give it to gojo satoru amen
SOCCER not football @rayjeans · July 6
Replying to @sonozakiz
HELLO
i love my bf
@puzzlevision
anyone who tags me in analysis that is blatantly untrue and literally just making numbers up is getting doxxed. I have friends
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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision
I JUST REMEMBERED SMTH HELP
unban me discord
@itsmegidover
I’m a comp sci major right. one time my friend was like can you doxx someone for me. and I was like girl I’m barely passing my second year object oriented programming class
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third time uno champion @sae-saeng · Sept 5
Replying to @overworkedgayboy
SCREAMMM
i love my bf
@puzzlevision
saw a yellow shirt that reminded me so much of my boyfriend I bought it immediately I love him
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soccer yaoi 4 lyfe @overworkedgayboy · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision
the bachira is the boyfriend posts aren’t so funny anymore /j
bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @overworkedgayboy
but how funny is it that your bf and your fave celebrity are both obsessed w yellow
raya kill them with lesbianness @iheartyuri · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision
day 13 of replying when is it my turn
i love my bf
@puzzlevision
he’s so. holy shit. his thighs could kill me and I’d be happy to go. hello
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new stsg dj link in bio @orphanroyalty · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision
NEW THIRST TWEET DROPPED KSLDHFKLSD
unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision
no bc that’s so funny
fc barcha numero uno fan @foureyedfreak · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
hashtag real as fuck I love thighs
slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
once again I am asking is this abt your bf or bachira
i love my bf
@puzzlevision
our anniversary is coming up, and neither of us are really big on important dates but this time he talked to my manager and arranged a whole week off and we’re on the way to go see my parents and his mom and I’ve been kind of homesick lately and he just planned all this and I didn’t know and I love him so so much I would do anything in the world for him
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fc barcha numero uno fan @foureyedfreak · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
read this during class and had to physically stand up and excuse myself bc I started tearing up
sports?? more like. GAY @clover69-96 · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision
literally I cannot live laugh love in these conditions
bchsg moment (always)
@thatbaffledmangoe
happy birthday to me!!! [image desc: a simple, visibly homemade cake with shaky piping on top.]
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free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @thatbaffledmangoe
does that cake say bachisagi
bchsg moment (always) @thatbaffledmangoe · Sept 5
Replying to @gamber
<3
i love my bf
@puzzlevision
called my friend in a panic because boyfriend and I are going on a date today to this new restaurant and I don’t have anything to wear and he hung up on me mid call because apparently bf had called His Boyfriend with the same issue
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new stsg dj link in bio @orphanroyalty · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision
no bc…?
bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @puzzlevision
hey if anyone heard an agonized scream at union station just now that was me dw about it
i love my bf
@puzzlevision
you all need to kill yourselves if you don’t think bachira is the best fucking player on fc barcha I’m so serious rn
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homosexuals be real @thesniler9 · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision
OH this is serious serious okay
look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail @kageyamatobiuo32 · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
girl (gn) you have GOT to block people on here or your gonna die please I’m being deadass
૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა @toyaasaveme · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
no okay but like all he does is dribble
free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @toyaasaveme
bestie are you new here……………
i love my bf @puzzlevision · Sept 5
Replying to @toyaasaveme
? was I not clear enough. kys
૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა
@toyaasaveme
OH OKAY MY BAD. MY BAD
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ninja
@otoyaei_
on a date with the loml <3 so bitter, maybe I’ll get a latte next time [image desc: selfie of Otoya Eita in a coffee shop, to-go coffee mug in front of him. Cut off but clearly visible is Karasu Tabito sitting on the opposite seat.]
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saya no uta realness @asherdawg · Sept 5
Replying to @otoyaei_
what
stream every wednesday and saturday! @yoyohiori · Sept 5
Replying to @otoyaei_
only bitter things can stand to go on a date with you unfortunately
ninja @otoyaei_ · Sept 5
Replying to @yoyohiori
??? bitch??
insert name here @whawoh · Sept 5
Replying to @otoyaei_
is this. a confirmation post. or. what.
soccer yaoi 4 lyfe @overworkedgayboy · Sept 5
Replying to @otoyaei_
like that’s karasu. that’s fully karasu on a date with otoya
karas(u)
@karasu_tabit0 · Sept 5
Replying to @otoyaei_
@isagiyoichi you should bring bachira here there’s so many desserts
bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @karasu_tabit0
I’m hallucinating. they’re not real
play 13s:ar nowwwww @koolaid_sleep · July 6
Replying to @otoyaei_
KICKS DESK SO HARD IT GOES FLYING. I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND!!!!
I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @koolaid_sleep
which one
play 13s:ar nowwwww @koolaid_sleep · July 6
Replying to @everyonesfavecishet
both.
BEATORICHEEEEEE @sonozakiz · July 6
Replying to @otoyaei_
NO THIS IS LIKE. NOT REAL. THIS IS. FUCKING QUEERBAITING
slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @karasu_tabit0
EVERYOMNE SHUT THE FUCK UP KARASU SIR WHAT DID YOY MEAN BY THAT @bchsgfanacc
look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail @kageyamatobiuo32 · July 6
Replying to @otoyaei_
excuse me.
homosexuals be real @thesniler9 · Sept 5
Replying to @otoyaei_
you’re actually so unserious omfgg
i love my bf
@puzzlevision
@wenyacht2 12.34.567.890
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I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
HOLY SHIT IS THAT THEIR ACTUAL IP ADDRESS???????????
unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision
hello.
bm adopt me
@noelslefteye
puzzlevision’s descent into madness is smth that needs to be studied atp
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new amphibia season lets goooo @toasteyed4 · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
no but like I don’t blame them. how are you gonna maintag hate and then not expect retaliation. cough who tf said that
SOCCER not football @rayjeans · July 6
Replying to @toasteyed4
they deadass got doxxed
rarepair enjoyer @yukimyastan · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
the average twt user experience
gwobaw wawming @table-explosion · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
idk I just think it’s so forced like bachira isn’t terrible but he’s not all that
BEATORICHEEEEEE @sonozakiz · July 6
Replying to @table-explosion
GIRL YOU’RE GONNAG ET FUCKING KILLED 😭😭😭😭
I love my bf @puzzlevision · July 6
Replying to @table-explosion
.
gwobaw wawming @table-explosion · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
I’m gonna die.
bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @puzzlevision
a real murder in my comments is actually crazy
bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @puzzlevision
DID THEY SERIOUSLY DEACTIVATE
nanase (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) .ᐟ.ᐟ
@nanase-niji
@isagiyoichi @yoyohiori here to visit practice!!! I miss playing with you guys :’DDD [image desc: selfie of Isagi Yoichi, Hiori Yo and Nanase Nijiro. All three of them are grinning, and they’re slightly red and sweaty, clearly from football practice.]
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I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @nanase-niji
MY SHAYLAAA :((((
stream every wednesday and saturday! @yoyohiori · Sept 5
Replying to @nanase-niji
we miss ya too nanase!
fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @nanase-niji
is that itoshi rin in the background holy shit. rare sighting we gotta catalogue this @itoshirin-spotted
slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @nanase-niji
nanase is so cute!!!
free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @nanse-niji
‘ohh he’s so cute’ you guys are cowards. nanase sit on my face
ore wa striker da ‼️‼️ @itoshirinsgf · Sept 5
Replying to @nanase-niji
hey so not to sound fucking deranged but the hairband isagi’s wearing. isn’t it. bachiras
soccer yaoi 4 lyfe @overworkedgayboy · Sept 5
Replying to @itoshirinsgf
oh my god
unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @nanase-niji
nanase pleeease dm me I’m broke and jobless and chronically online but I’d be such a good bf trust me
ore wa striker da ‼️‼️ @itoshirinsgf · Sept 5
Replying to @nanase-niji
CAN WE GO BACK TO BACHISAGI HAIRBAND
Manshine City 🏴
@manshine-official
Sooo excited for the season to officially start! Let’s go Manshine City!!
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Bastard Munchen @bastard-official · July 6
Replying to @manshine-official
We’re ready to destroy 💪!!
Ubers Football Club @ubers-official · Sept 5
Replying to @manshine-official
🔥🔥 you guys are not ready for what we have lined up.
I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @manshine-official
LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOO
play 13s:ar nowwwww @koolaid_sleep · July 6
Replying to @manshine-official
first match and it’s bastard v barcha I’m going to vibrate out of my skin
FC Barcha!! @barcha-official · July 6
Replying to @manshine-official
We’ve dusted off our trophy shelf to put the new one on!!
look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail @kageyamatobiuo32 · July 6
Replying to @barcha-official
quitting my job so I can be a full time football fan. FUCKK why can’t I watch the matches live
zorse mention??? @zoise · Sept 5
Replying to @manshine-official
I’m so excited to see how the new starting lineup performs!!!!
Magician Ness ✨
@nessalexiss · Sept 5
Replying to @bastard-official
we’ll get a win nice and easy 😌
slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @manshine-official
THE SEASON IS UPON US everybody unfollow me now this is the only thing I’m going to post about FUCKK
Paris x Gen @pxg-official · July 6
Replying to @manshine-official
Let’s win this.
BM Isagi Yoichi! @isagiyoichi · Sept 5
Replying to @manshine-official
@bachi ready to lose?? :D
soccer monster 🐝⚽‼️‼️‼️ @bachi · Sept 5
Replying to @isagiyoichi
don’t get too cocky, egoist 💥;p
bchsg moment (always) @thatbaffledmangoe · Sept 5
Replying to @manshine-official
oh my god can bachisagi stop fucking flirting I’m trying to read the tweet here
homosexuals be real @thesniler9 · Sept 5
Replying to @manshine-official
MANSHINE WILL WIN I CAN FEEL IT. LET’S GO GUYS!!!
Notes:
tumblr posts referenced in this chapter (that are not linked within the fic):
crash the fuck out over some mid man in sweatpants and a fps games addiction
crushes koujaku like a peanut
oikawa kaiser twt beef
Chapter 2
Notes:
did you guys know I've never like. been on twitter.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
himizuuu
@aiki-himizu
man [image desc: Bachira Meguru and Isagi Yoichi talking before the match, both already in their respective team gears. They’re both grinning, clearly enjoying the conversation.]
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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @aiki-himizu
the things I would let isagi yoichi do to me. Amen.
fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @himizu-official
do they like. even notice anything else when they’re around each other
tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @aiki-himizu
@bchsgfanacc 4 da archives
new stsg dj link in bio @orphanroyalty · Sept 5
Replying to @aiki-himizu
himizu my KING ily you’re gonna kick ass <3
bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @aiki-himizu
why is there a hairtie on isagi’s wrist..?
SOCCER not football @rayjeans · July 6
Replying to @aiki-himizu
SCREAM the sillies!!!!!!! I’m so excited omg
Michael Kaiser
@m-kaiser
look forward to playing against you, meguru [image desc: an empty soccer field.]
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free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @m-kaiser
MEGURU?????????????
tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @m-kaiser
can bastard stop being gay for bachira istg
zorse mention??? @zoise · Sept 5
Replying to @m-kaiser
no bc what is his problem. mentioning Meguru Specifically not literally anyone else. what is his fucking issue
new stsg dj link in bio @orphanroyalty · Sept 5
Replying to @m-kaiser
AAAA MATCH IN TWO MINUTES
BEATORICHEEEEEE
@sonozakiz
three minutes in we have an isagi goal. he’s insane they’re all insane what the hell
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homosexuals be real
@thesniler9
shizuka’s SAVE did you guys SEE THAT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
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free me
@gamber
oh my godd
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rawrr kat
@gamifiedd
i miss my husband (kurona) when will he be back from war (break)
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nya or whatever
@footballklein
yukimiya………………
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fortnite battlepass save me
@cosmiclitfurby
THIRD NEAR MISS BARCHA COME ONNNN I’M ON MY HANDS ANDJ KNEES
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unban me discord
@itsmegidover
this is so intense I’ve literally been on the edge of my seat the whole time
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homosexuals be real @thesniler9 · Sept 5
Replying to @itsmegidover
right????? they’re all crazy good but I’m esp amazed by kunigami’s improvement?
fc barcha numero uno fan @foureyedfreak · July 6
Replying to @thesniler9
ACTUALLY SO TRUE like bachira is still my numero uno but kunigami…...
tort law hater
@beyond-illiterate
who had otoya making the first barcha goal on their bingo card (everyone)
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I’m not gay my bf is
@everyonesfavecishet
BARCHA COME ON PULL THROUGH YOU CAN DO IT!!!!!!
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adobe pls sponsor me
@anri-callme
KIYORA GOAL????????????? YOU GUYS ARE NOT READY FOR THE WAY I’M GOING TO GIF THAT FROM EVERY POSSIBLE ANGLE
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saya no uta realness
@asherdawg
dude. bastard is even better than usual what
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I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @asherdawg
I think I heard somewhere kaiser and isagi have really interesting chemistry and I agree
bm adopt me
@noelslefteye
I. bachira goal oh ym goddddddd
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bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @noelslefteye
I’m atually like. stunned. what do i even say to. this
new amphibia season lets goooo
@toasteyed4
that barcha goal was insane? help me???? bachira's fuckign. triple nutmeg? I think? hello
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bchsg moment (always)
@thatbaffledmangoe
oh my god we’re at 2-2 rn
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zorse mention??? @zoise · Sept 5
Replying to @m-kaiser
I’M SCREAMING
insert name here
@whawoh
first match and I’m already taking blood pressure meds
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fortnite battlepass save me
@cosmiclitfurby
ref DO SOMETHING they’re doing YAOI on the football field 🥀
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slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @cosmiclitfurby
no bc what was the look bachira just gave kaiser…
fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @animal-luvr
LITERALLY. ALSO THE WAY ISAGI KEEPS DRIFTING TOWARDS BACHIRA? K.
saya no uta realness
@asherdawg
hello why is it so quiet 😭😭😭😭
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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @asherdawg
HAHA this is what usually happens with bastard’s matches!!! the hardcore bastard fans are v ‘focus on the match and post about it later’
tort law hater
@beyond-illiterate
okay come on come on come onnnn bastard i knoowww you can play better than this
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soccer yaoi 4 lyfe
@overworkedgayboy
BARCHAA SCORE ANOTHER GOAL AND MY LIFE. IS YOURS
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SOCCER not football
@rayjeans
seven minutes left someone hold ym hand
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tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @rayjeans
🤝
new stsg dj link in bio
@orphanroyalty
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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soccer yaoi 4 lyfe
@overworkedgayboy
BASTARD WIN????????? FUCKKKKK YES WAIT
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bm adopt me
@noelslefteye
BARCHAAAAAAA :(((((
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I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @noelslefteye
it was so close AGH
neo egoist league results
@nel-unofficial
FC Barcha vs. Bastard Munchen: 2-3, Bastard Munchen win
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new amphibia season lets goooo @toasteyed4 · July 6
Replying to @nel-unofficial
kaiser I'm sorry for calling you chopped that last goal was so fire I think I'm like dying
look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail @kageyamatobiuo32 · July 6
Replying to @nel-unofficial
this is insane how is it legally allowed to miss such an intense match WHAT
slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @nel-unofficial
I’m so pumped full of adrenaline rn holy shit
tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @nel-unofficial
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @nel-unofficial
barcha played so well 😣😣
ore wa striker da ‼️‼️ @itoshirinsgf · Sept 5
Replying to @nel-unofficial
bastard sweep will be real trust me guys TRUST
fc barcha numero uno fan
@foureyedfreak
sat down to watch the match rerun and my lights went out do they hate me
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bachisagi give me a headache
@bchsgfanacc
so we were all watching that bastard v barcha match right. bc. [image desc: Isagi Yoichi and Bachira Meguru hugging, Bachira’s legs wrapped around Isagi’s waist. Their foreheads are pressed together and they are both laughing.]
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comms open !!! @bachibeeboy · July 6
Replying to @bchsgfanacc
you literally didn’t even win bachira fuck you looking that excited for 😭⁉️⁉️
slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @bchsgfanacc
I WASN’T HALLUCINATING???
bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @bchsgfanacc
I don’t………like……what am I even supposed to say to this
ore wa striker da ‼️‼️ @itoshirinsgf · Sept 5
Replying to @bchsgfanacc
listen I don’t like to make any judgements or cast aspersions on real people’s sexualities and relationships but um. ummmmm
whuhhh @twined · July 6
Replying to @bchsgfanacc
We love to see friends on different teams!
tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @twined
right riiiight
fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @bchsgfanacc
STOP WHAT I DIDN’T SEE THIS I HAD TO LEAVE EARLY
new stsg dj link in bio @orphanroyalty · Sept 5
Replying to @bchsgfanacc
I hate them?
slipknot concert when
@animal-luvr
@puzzlevision I hate seeing your sickeningly in love posts on my dash why have there been none this week (ignore me if its like serious lmao)
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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @animal-luvr
it’s probably bc the football season started puzzle’s a fan right
slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @itsmegidover
oh wait literally true
i love my bf @puzzlevision · Sept 5
Replying to @animal-luvr
sorry I’ve been busy!!! but I discovered sticky notes he left around our apartment before he left for work. the one in the bathroom says ‘I love your smile!!!’
SOCCER not football @rayjeans · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
hey so what the fuck
look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail
@kageyamatobiuo32
drinking game: go through puzzlevision’s tweets and guess whether he’s talking about famous football player bachira or his boyfriend. take a shot every time you guess wrong
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meimei
@soccamocha
the way @puzzlevision has converted me to a football fan
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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @soccamocha
HAHA. JOIN US. IT’S HELL
fc barcha numero uno fan @foureyedfreak · July 6
Replying to @soccamocha
omg what player do you like best
meimei @soccamocha · July 6
Replying to @foureyedfreak
I rlly can’t decide between chigiri, kurona and reo. oh wait kaiser also
I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @soccamocha
manshine and bastard fan. incredible choices /srs
new amphibia season lets goooo @toasteyed4 · July 6
Replying to @soccamocha
are you into kpop by any chance. more specifically pretty boys in kpop
meimei @soccamocha · July 6
Replying to @toasteyed4
holy shit
Ubers Football Club
@ubers-official
MATCH START UBERS VS PXG
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KING @baroushoeiofficial · Sept 5
Replying to @ubers-official
We’re going to win.
unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @baroushoeiofficial
ofc you are you’rwe so hot and sexy btw
slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @ubers-official
I’m so hyped to see this actually they’re both my fave teams
fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @ubers-official
COME ON PXG
how styl~ @aryujyu · Sept 5
Replying to @ubers-official
we’ll take them out in styl <3
nya or whatever @footballklein · July 6
Replying to @ubers-official
!!!!!
watch madoka
@niko_football
prepare yourselves pxg [image desc: picture of the Ubers, sans Niko Ikki, warming up. No one has noticed the picture being taken.]
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I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @niko_football
sobs I MISSED THEMM
free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @niko_football
is aryu doing his fucking hair instead of stretching. legend
insert name here @whawoh · Sept 5
Replying to @niko_football
wtf aiku and sendou doing in that corner bro
tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @niko_football
YIPPPEEEEEE THE SILLIES
fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @niko_football
if only barou was real guys
fleurelise
@fleurelise
puzzlevision and their bf are one of those couples that are disgustingly in love and you have to pretend like they're not eyefucking across the table while you try to enjoy the group outing
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i love my bf @puzzlevision · Sept 5
Replying to @fleurelise
for almost a month our friend group refused to invite both of us anywhere at the same time, they’d take turns
fleurelise @fleurelise · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision
do I even need to say anything
new stsg dj link in bio
@orphanroyalty
god will SOMEONE on pxg PLEASE become chronically online so I can SEE THEM????
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saya no uta realness @asherdawg · Sept 5
Replying to @orphanroyalty
what about shidou?
new stsg dj link in bio @orphanroyalty · Sept 5
Replying to @asherdawg
shidou’s ass got banned from twt. like literally his ass.
bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @orphanroyalty
you just knowww tokimitsu has a secret acc lurking
ore wa striker da ‼️‼️
@itoshirinsgf
okay match start in five minutes. I need to shit I’m so stressed
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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @itoshirinsgf
girl please inside thought
saya no uta realness
@asherdawg
rin scores the first goal and also a place in my heart. why did he kick it into the net and then immediately turn around and start attempting to strangle shidou
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I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @asherdawg
they’re just like that <3
insert name here @whawoh · Sept 5
Replying to @asherdawg
HAKLDSF yeah
slipknot concert when
@animal-luvr
this match is crazy holy shit
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unban me discord
@itsmegidover
SENDOU!!!!!!!!! SENDOU SHUUTO THE MAN THAT U ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ore wa striker da ‼️‼️
@itoshirinsgf
I’m actually foaming at the mouth DID YOU SEE THAT YOU SAW THAT RIGHT ZANTETSU IS SO
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I’m not gay my bf is
@everyonesfavecishet
GSDHLKGHSDLGHSDLFKHSDLFJSDGSdh
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unban me discord
@itsmegidover
karasu cmon man let’s go let’s gooooooo
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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @itsmegidover
YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
insert name here
@whawoh
LET’S GO ARYU!!!!!!!!!!! GET THEM!!!!!!!
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free me
@gamber
ain’t no way AIKU just scored a goal while dodging shidou and tokimitsu??????????
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new amphibia season lets goooo
@toasteyed4
is this seriously going to be a 2-1 game
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new amphibia season lets goooo @toasteyed4 · July 6
Replying to @toasteyed4
goddamn. spoke too soon shidou just beat all they asses
ore wa striker da ‼️‼️
@itoshirinsgf
2-2 come on come on come on
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i love my bf
@puzzlevision
we’re watching the match together and I sometimes take notes and my bf literally handed me a new pen when mine ran out of ink without even looking over. I didn’t even know he had a pen with him
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fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
BABE WAKE UP NEW PUZZLEVISION TWEET DROPPED
bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @puzzlevision
move out of the way lovers I need to watch pxg explode (you guys r so cute)
ore wa striker da ‼️‼️ @itoshirinsgf · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision
no bc that’s so soulmateism ??
tort law hater
@beyond-illiterate
OH MY GOD. A TIE
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tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @beyond-illiterate
WE HAVEN’T HAD A TIE IN MONTHSSSSSS BE SO SERIOUS
neo egoist league results
@nel-unofficial
Ubers vs. Paris x Gen: 2-2, tie (no overtime)
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I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @nel-unofficial
everyone’s seriously leveled up this time my godd
bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @nel-unofficial
they’re really well matched I’m pleased
slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @nel-unofficial
!!!!!!!! NEITHER OF MY TEAMS LOST WHATEVER A WIN FOR ME I’LL TAKE IT
bachisagi give me a headache
@bchsgfanacc
I don’t usually post this kind of stuff on here but a new bchsg fic just dropped and I. it’s so realistic holy shit? I Love You, Partner by nervousChihuahua
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slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @bchsgfanacc
oh this is. okay. ohhhh okay I get it now
unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @bchsgfanacc
insane??????
saya no uta realness @asherdawg · Sept 5
Replying to @bchsgfanacc
the way this is written if someone said this was actually a football player writing it I would not be surprised like okay
bachisagi give me a headache @bchsgfanacc · July 6
Replying to @asherdawg
AKLDFJSDLKFJDKLF HELP
i love my bf
@puzzlevision
actually unreal how much I love my bf
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bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @puzzlevision
and I bet this was brought on by like, the boyfriend giggling or somethign
i love my bf @puzzlevision · Sept 5
Replying to @noelslefteye
he smiled at me and it was so bright and pretty I died
bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @puzzlevision
okay.
soccer monster 🐝⚽‼️‼️‼️
@bachi
GO ISAGI‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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ore wa striker da ‼️‼️ @itoshirinsgf · Sept 5
Replying to @bachi
the blatanttttt favoritism is crazy is this allowed are they allowed
unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @bachi
GO ISAGI INDEED KICK THEIR ASSES!!!!!!!!!!!
free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @bachi
the way he’s literally not even like cheering for bastard it’s Specifically Isagi. real and true bestie behavior
red panther @chigirihyo · Sept 5
Replying to @bachi
okay so am I just irrelevant or
soccer monster 🐝⚽‼️‼️‼️ @bachi · Sept 5
Replying to @chigirihyo
you know I love you too chigirin 😸!!
nya or whatever @footballklein · July 6
Replying to @bachi
bachigiri is literally real I keep telling u guys but no one listens
fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @bachi
same man who said in an interview ‘that’s my partner’ about isagi btw. like yall are not even on the same team bffr
unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @cosmiclitfurby
partner you say…… 🤨🏳️🌈
🎮⚽🌵
@nagi
let’s go 👍@reo-mikage [image desc: a selfie taken by Mikage Reo, Nagi Seishiro held in a headlock. Some other members of Manshine City can be seen, slightly blurry, in the background.]
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ore wa striker da ‼️‼️ @itoshirinsgf · Sept 5
Replying to @nagi
nagi seishiro posted. we’re so back guys
bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @nagi
how much you guys wanna bet reo made him post this
free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @noelslefteye
I’m not losing money tf no bet
zorse mention??? @zoise · Sept 5
Replying to @nagi
reo is so hot lord save me from what I become when I see him
slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @nagi
NIO SPOTTED WOOF WOOF BARK BARK AWOOOOOOOOOO
૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა @toyaasaveme · July 6
Replying to @animal-luvr
what is wrong with uou people
fc barcha numero uno fan @foureyedfreak · July 6
Replying to @nagi
do I even need to say it. reonagi is real and like do we need to establish this anymore
I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @nagi
chigiri texting someone in the background……who is it and why is it not ME
SOCCER not football @rayjeans · July 6
Replying to @nagi
let’s go manshine!!!!!!!!!!!
BEATORICHEEEEEE @sonozakiz · July 6
Replying to @nagi
we all complain abt nagi never posting but when does reo even post
unban me discord
@itsmegidover
did the bastards get their phones taken away bc usually someone posts SOMETHING at least
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ore wa striker da ‼️‼️ @itoshirinsgf · Sept 5
Replying to @itsmegidover
taking grown men’s phones away is so funny
rarepair enjoyer @yukimyastan · July 6
Replying to @itoshirinsgf
lowkey need someone to do that for me
saya no uta realness @asherdawg · Sept 5
Replying to @itsmegidover
‘the bastards’ help
look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail
@kageyamatobiuo32
okay I can watch today’s match live thank FUCK. let’s go!!!!!!
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slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @kageyamatobiuo32
who are you rooting for this match kage
look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail @kageyamatobiuo32 · July 6
Replying to @animal-luvr
I hope they both kill each other I want neither of them to win (manshine)
tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @kageyamatobiuo32
omg wait I thought you were an isagi fan
look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail @kageyamatobiuo32 · July 6
Replying to @beyond-illiterate
my hatred for kaiser is stronger than my love for isagi
homosexuals be real
@thesniler9
okay forget the soccer why on earth is hiiragi so sexy. man. this is not good for me please I beg
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saya no uta realness @asherdawg · Sept 5
Replying to @thesniler9
I’m saying like??????
soccer yaoi 4 lyfe @overworkedgayboy · Sept 5
Replying to @thesniler9
yeah but he’s nottt scoring shit
homosexuals be real @thesniler9 · Sept 5
Replying to @overworkedgayboy
leave himalone 😢
ore wa striker da ‼️‼️
@itoshirinsgf
that goal by chigiri hyoma. HE’S SO. he’s unreal. I’m going to [REDACTED]
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bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @itoshirinsgf
okay man
unban me discord
@itsmegidover
I know I’m like a reonagi stan but. reo and chigiri are kinda serving I can’t lie
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ore wa striker da ‼️‼️ @itoshirinsgf · Sept 5
Replying to @itmegidover
they serve so much cunt together bro it’s unreal
I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @itsmegidover
RIGHT?????????
zorse mention??? @zoise · Sept 5
Replying to @itsmegidover
I HAVE BEEN SAYINGG god
free me
@gamber
Kunigami!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET’S GO!!!!
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zorse mention???
@zoise
NAGI BEAT THEM UPPPP oh my godddddddddd he’s so good DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT
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bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @zoise
the reonagi allegations beo their chemistry is SO UNMATCHED
tristate area slob
@tristateareaslob
no bc why is kaisagi kind of serving realness
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homosexuals be real @thesniler9 · Sept 5
Replying to @tristateareaslob
ness is right there bro
I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @thesniler9
no but the kaisagi vision. my third eye is opened
insert name here @whawoh · Sept 5
Replying to @tristateareaslob
kaisagi this, kaisagi that KAIBACHI GUYS. KAIBACHI. CAN ANYONE HEAR ME
unban me discord
@itsmegidover
oh my god I cant vbreathe
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free me
@gamber
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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ore wa striker da ‼️‼️
@itoshirinsgf
THAT DEFENSE BY NIO. DERANGED.
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saya no uta realness
@asherdawg
LKJHGLSKDHGSLDKJ YES LET’S GO MANSHINE!!!!!!!!!
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neo egoist league results
@nel-unofficial
Manshine City vs. Bastard Munchen: 2-1, Manshine City win
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new stsg dj link in bio
@orphanroyalty
oh shittttttttttttttttttt
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I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @orphanroyalty
I was not expecting bastard loss fr?
fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @orphanroyalty
dude like kaiser this whole game was
BEATORICHEEEEEE @sonozakiz · July 6
Replying to @everyonesfavecishet
I think this game actually gave me stress ulcers
i love my bf
@puzzlevision
felt kind of bad today and came back to my place to find a single flower (my favorite one) with a note that says ‘you did amazing’. the fact that I can’t see my bf rn is killing me
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ore wa striker da ‼️‼️ @itoshirinsgf · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision
SOBS????? running into oncoming traffic hold on for a sec
free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
pov you’re one of the bastard munchen players with an active love life (none)
bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @puzzlevision
oh :( I’m gonna cry :(((
nya or whatever @footballklein · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
I hope you feel better soon puzzlevision!!!!!
slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
puzzlevision tweet AND manshine victory can I be left alone forever
BM Isagi Yoichi!
@isagiyoichi
Thank you to all our fans for coming out and supporting Bastard Munchen yesterday! It means the absolute world to me, and I’ll do my best to keep surpassing your expectations! We’ll definitely win next time!!!! ✨✨
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homosexuals be real @thesniler9 · Sept 5
Replying to @orphanroyalty
OUR WHOLESOME KING 🥹
SEXY SOCCER!!! @raichi-official · Sept 5
Replying to @isagiyoichi
I’M GONNA KILL YOU IF WE DON’T GET TO FINALS THIS TIME
insert name here @whawoh · Sept 5
Replying to @raichi-official
bestie u r literally part of the team isagi ain’t the only player
SOCCER not football @rayjeans · July 6
Replying to @isagiyoichi
he’s so cute. unproblematic girlboss
adobe pls sponsor me @anri-callme · July 6
Replying to @rayjeans
he nearly choked out itoshi rin their last match
SOCCER not football @rayjeans · July 6
Replying to @anri-callme
unproblematic.
Bastard Munchen @bastard-official · July 6
Replying to @isagiyoichi
Our favorite striker (don’t tell Kaiser!)
play 13s:ar nowwwww @koolaid_sleep · July 6
Replying to @bastard-official
the OFFICIAL team acc fanning the kaisagi beef flames……unmatched
ore wa striker da ‼️‼️ @itoshirinsgf · Sept 5
Replying to @isagiyoichi
I need him carnally.
soccer monster 🐝⚽‼️‼️‼️ @bachi · Sept 5
Replying to @isagiyoichi
but I’m your number one fan nyehehe~
BM Isagi Yoichi! @isagiyoichi · Sept 5
Replying to @bachi
and I’m yours :)
bachisagi give me a headache @bchsgfanacc · July 6
Replying to @isagiyoichi
okay.
bachisagi give me a headache
@bchsgfanacc
hey guys I’ve been really busy with irl stuff and I need some time off to relax so I’m gonna be away from socmed for a while. I’ll be back soon trust
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look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail @kageyamatobiuo32 · July 6
Replying to @bchsgfanacc
well miss u!!!!!!!!!!! rest up dw abt rushing back <3
fc barcha numero uno fan @foureyedfreak · July 6
Replying to @bchsgfanacc
mental health > gayass soccer players always
new amphibia season lets goooo @toasteyed4 · July 6
Replying to @bchsgfanacc
NOOOO THIS ACCOUNT IS THE ONLY THING THAT KEEPS ME SANE DURING MY CLASSES!!!!!!!!!!!! (we’ll be here when u come back rest up :D)
i love my bf
@puzzlevision
barcha vs ubers if I see a single person make up numbers again someone’s getting shot
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slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
I don’t believe in violence but I mean. real
tristate area slob @tristateareaslob · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision
no actually the number of fans recently who just outright ignore the actual stats for what
orz @threetreeen · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision
I don’t go here but this is so funny
ore wa striker da ‼️‼️
@itoshirinsgf
okay why is barou kicking ass rn
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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @itoshirinsgf
UM BECAUSE HE’S THE BEST???????????????
homosexuals be real
@thesniler9
oliver aiku you are sooo fine holy shit
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slipknot concert when
@animal-luvr
that pass by hayate HELLLOOOOO
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I’m not gay my bf is
@everyonesfavecishet
they seriously need to give niko more credit this man is so vital to the team’s stability and defence
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fc barcha numero uno fan
@foureyedfreak
this is like a massacre hello TWO GOALS IN A ROW 2-0 IS FUCKED UP. BARCHA GET UPPP
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saya no uta realness @asherdawg · Sept 5
Replying to @isagiyoichi
did u just cast a spell bc.
unban me discord
@itsmegidover
YESSS BARCHA GOAL
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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @itsmegidover
BARCHA GOAL..NUMBER TWO???!!!!!!
unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @itsmegidover
????????????????? WHAT JUST HAPPEND
i love my bf
@puzzlevision
DID YOU SEE THAT. DID YOU GUYS SEE. HOLY FUCKKK
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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision
BACHIRA MEGURU THE MAN THAT YOU AREEEE
free me
@gamber
did bachira fucking meguru just perform a hat trick against the goddamn ubers.
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saya no uta realness
@asherdawg
otoya and bachira are genuinely carrying this team I’m actually speechless rn
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neo egoist league results
@nel-unofficial
FC Barcha vs. Ubers: 3-2, FC Barcha win
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look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail @kageyamatobiuo32 · July 6
Replying to @nel-unofficial
bachira needs to be studied
BM Isagi Yoichi!
@isagiyoichi
what an incredible game @bachi!!!! amazing!! [image desc: slightly blurry image of the FC Barcha vs Ubers match playing on a TV.]
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free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @isagiyoichi
I’VE BEEN SCREAMING ALL MORNING BARCHA KICKING ASSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @isagiyoichi
this match was actually so fire I think I’m still smoking a little bit
ore wa striker da ‼️‼️ @itoshirinsgf · Sept 5
Replying to @isagiyoichi
Im inconsolable that HAT TRICK
Aiku ;) @oliveraiku_soccer · July 6
Replying to @kuronaa_ranze
We’ll get em next time, don’t get too excited <3
soccer monster 🐝⚽‼️‼️‼️ @bachi · Sept 5
Replying to @oliveraiku_soccer
we’ll be waiting!!!!!! 😼😼
BEATORICHEEEEEE @sonozakiz · July 6
Replying to @bachi
isagi blatantly favoring bachira aside. aiku did eat so bad in that match icl
SOCCER not football @rayjeans · July 6
Replying to @bachi
barcha victory bachiaiku interaction am i dreaming. fuckig.
fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @isagiyoichi
isagi pls you’re also a player not a fan
FC Barcha!!
@barcha-official
[image desc: a high definition picture of Bachira Meguru in action, dribbling a soccer ball.] thank you to @cnnsports for capturing this stunning image of our amazing forward @bachira-official in action!
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SOCCER not football @rayjeans · July 6
Replying to @barcha-official
ohhhhhhhhhm y goddddddddddddddd holy shittttttttt
soccer monster 🐝⚽‼️‼️‼️ @bachi · Sept 5
Replying to @barcha-official
😝
new stsg dj link in bio @orphanroyalty · Sept 5
Replying to @barcha-official
like I need tob e shot holy fuck
rarepair enjoyer @yukimyastan · July 6
Replying to @barcha-official
new wallpaper immediately bc what do you mean this is a real man
insert name here @whawoh · Sept 5
Replying to @barcha-official
okay. oh okay then.
saya no uta realness @asherdawg · Sept 5
Replying to @barcha-official
don’t. no one touch me
i love my bf @puzzlevision · Sept 5
Replying to @barcha-official
the way I’d let him do whatever he wanted forever if he looked at me like that
soccer yaoi 4 lyfe @overworkedgayboy · Sept 5
Replying to @barcha-official
@puzzlevision you already have a sexy loving bf back OFFFF bachira is mine grr alpha growl!!!! this is just like Flowers That Bloom, Sprouts That Grow on ao3 ☹️☹️☹️☹️
i love my bf @puzzlevision · Sept 5
Replying to @overworkedgayboy
what’s ao3 and how is this similar
bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @puzzlevision
LMAOOOOOOO? LMAOOOO????? do you. not know abt fanfiction
i love my bf @puzzlevision · Sept 5
Replying to @noelslefteye
for bachira???????
soccer yaoi 4 lyfe
@overworkedgayboy
SO WAS ANYONE GONNA TELL ME PUZZLEVISION WAS JUST OUT HERE MAKING THIRST TWEETS AND DEFENSE POSTS ALL ON HIS OWN. HE DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT FANDOM????
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BEATORICHEEEEEE @sonozakiz · July 6
Replying to @overworkedgayboy
WJAT
I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @overworkedgayboy
that has to be a joke right
bm adopt me
@noelslefteye
be so seriour with me rn. @puzzlevision do you know about x reader fanfic. please. please be so fr.
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i love my bf @puzzlevision · Sept 5
Replying to @noelslefteye
my friend’s shown me some before, but that’s for fictional characters right??
bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @noelslefteye
holy shit
insert name here @whawoh · Sept 5
Replying to @noelslefteye
holy shit
SOCCER not football @rayjeans · July 6
Replying to @noelslefteye
holy shit
saya no uta realness @asherdawg · Sept 5
Replying to @noelslefteye
hey @puzzlevision look up ao3 and then search bachira meguru/reader
i love my bf @puzzlevision · Sept 5
Replying to @asherdawg
okay?? I’ll look tomorrow after work
care bear
@fruitloop_singular
'ugh stop forcing your gay opinions everywhere' and the forcing in question is two guys gazing into each other's eyes and reciting what might just be wedding vows
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care bear @fruitloop_singular · Sept 5
Replying to @fruitloop_singular
this post was not about real life soccer players but apparently it might as well have been
care bear @fruitloop_singular · Sept 5
Replying to @fruitloop_singular
what the fuck is ‘come steal me back’ is this real are they real
Ubers Football Club
@ubers-official
Unfortunately the Bastard Munchen vs Ubers match tonight will be postponed due to bad weather.
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look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail @kageyamatobiuo32 · July 6
Replying to @ubers-official
r u deadass rn
Bastard Munchen @bastard-official · July 6
Replying to @ubers-official
See you all soon, we promise the game’s going to be full of even more excitement!
new stsg dj link in bio @orphanroyalty · Sept 5
Replying to @ubers-official
it’s not even that baddddddddddd
homosexuals be real @thesniler9 · Sept 5
Replying to @ubers-official
okay but I’m glad they’re prioritizing the health and safety of the players
slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @ubers-official
damnn
fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @ubers-official
@pxg-official how about the excitement include giving karasu a mic. I wanna hear him cuss out his own team
ore wa striker da ‼️‼️ @itoshirinsgf · Sept 5
Replying to @cosmiclitfurby
he’s not even playing on ubers or pxg sdkgjsdklfj?????
unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @cosmiclitfurby
someone tell mikage corp this would increase viewership and therefore profits
zorse mention???
@zoise
sigh. ubersssss my unproblematic kings. I’ll see u in like two weeks or wtv. idc. sniffs.
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kirito is always right foundation @tracheya · July 8
Replying to @zoise
wait two weeks?? sorry I’m new here lol
zorse mention??? @zoise · Sept 5
Replying to @tracheya
ahh yeah!! the matches for nel tend to be back to back with zero breathing room which is great for us but also means if something gets postponed it gets pushed allllll the way to the end of the filled slots. so tomorrow’s gonna be bastard v pxg and instead of pushing the whole schedule back they just put the ubers v bastard match later. hope this makes sense jhfksdljsdfglgjd
kirito is always right foundation @tracheya · July 8
Replying to @zoise
omg ily okay yes that makes sm sense THANK YOU <33
i love my bf
@puzzlevision
okay I have an early break. @asherdawg ao3 right?
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saya no uta realness @asherdawg · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision
oh my god. YTEAH YEAH. bachira meguru/reader
i love my bf
@puzzlevision
holy shit?
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i love my bf
@puzzlevision
what does mewl mean
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i love my bf
@puzzlevision
he would not say that
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i love my bf
@puzzlevision
bachira is someone whose career comes first he would NOT retire for ANYONE hello
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i love my bf
@puzzlevision
COME ON
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insert name here @whawoh · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision
this is gold I’m in tears everybody say thank you noelslefteye
I’m not gay my bf is
@everyonesfavecishet
I love watching people learn about rpf in real time it’s always such a blessing
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free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @everyonesfavecishet
is this abut puzzlevision
I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @gamber
you bet it is
third time uno champion
@sae-saeng
we don't appreciate fucked up sibling dynamics in media as much as we should. what if this was the person who knew you the best in the whole world but also didn't really know you, and they were everything you wanted to be but also the worst parts of yourself reflected back in a way you couldn't help but love. and you looked at them and felt apathetic and overwhelmed with emotion at the same time and you would be someone entirely different without them. they were a part of you and it hurt. what if the most important person to you was also the one who caused you the most heartbreak. what then
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third time uno champion @sae-saeng · Sept 5
Replying to @sae-saeng
why did sae fucking itoshi like my post.
i love my bf
@puzzlevision
my boyfriend saw me reading bachira x reader fanfiction and he just called me cute. can I explode
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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision
oh what the hell 😂😂😂 he’s so secure in your relationship go die
fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
this account actually restored my faith in love again
unban me discord
@itsmegidover
(banging pots and pans) RISE AND SHINE BITCHES BASTARD VS PXG DAY!!!!!!!
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free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @itsmegidover
owwww fuck my ears bro
look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail @kageyamatobiuo32 · July 6
Replying to @itsmegidover
I neeeeeed someone to kick shidou and also get kicked by shidou
ore wa striker da ‼️‼️ @itoshirinsgf · Sept 5
Replying to @itsmegidover
🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
i love my bf
@puzzlevision
he mixed our stuff up he's so cute [image desc: super blurry image of soccer shin guards and the football stadium that the PxG vs Bastard match is to take place in today. The shin guards have stickers on them that are distinctly yellow but difficult to distinguish in the image.]
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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision
???????????????????????????????
tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision
I fucking. is that.
ore wa striker da ‼️‼️ @itoshirinsgf · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision
WAIT WAHT. WAIT. AM I . MISREADING THIS
fc barcha numero uno fan @foureyedfreak · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
HELLO???
free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
hey. hey did you mean to post this. is. this is a joke right
adobe pls sponsor me @anri-callme · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision
guys chill he probably like. plays soccer at his local association or smth and he's just a fan of stickers chillllll
stream every wednesday and saturday! @yoyohiori · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision
hey wait this is
stream every wednesday and saturday! @yoyohiori · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision
hey WAIT @bachi
i love my bf @puzzlevision · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision
fffuck that. wasn’t meant to. attach.
adobe pls sponsor me
@anri-callme
okay he deleted the fucking tweet never mind I guess everybody panic
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Notes:
tumblr posts referenced in this chapter (that are not linked within the fic):
Chapter Text
fc barcha numero uno fan
@foureyedfreak
what the fuck
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new stsg dj link in bio
@orphanroyalty
hey ummmmmm excuse me. why is. why is hiori yo responding to a now deleted post that insinuated puzzlevision was 1. dating a fucking pro league soccer player 2. made it seem like puzzlevision themself was Also a pro league soccer player and 3. had what looked like BACHIRA FUCKING MEGURU'S STUFF. and why. pray tell. did hiori yo also tag bachira.
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soccer yaoi 4 lyfe @overworkedgayboy · Sept 5
Replying to @orphanroyalty
?? I JUST OPENED THIS APP?
let’s dance
@kiyora-official
he's not very subtle
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tristate area slob @tristateareaslob · Sept 5
Replying to @kiyora-official
WHAT IS HAPPENING.
rarepair enjoyer @yukimyastan · July 6
Replying to @kiyora-official
I think I”m actuavlly having a stroke this is unreal
insert name here @whawoh · Sept 5
Replying to @kiyora-official
fake ass timeline bro
homosexuals be real @thesniler9 · Sept 5
Replying to @kiyora-official
okay but WHO IS puzzlevision THEN
BEATORICHEEEEEE
@sonozakiz
okay everyone SHUT UP for a second!!!!!!!! facts: puzzlevision is a pro footballer? he is dating bachira meguru (?????). he said one more match so he can’t be on ubers bc they’re done playing. fuckingggg. What is going on
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zorse mention??? @zoise · Sept 5
Replying to @sonozakiz
literally. ubers my drama free kings hello
unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @sonozakiz
I need to be sedated asap
fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @sonozakiz
guys this has to be a joke. seriously
bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @sonozakiz
is bachisagi real are you shitting me rn
look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail
@kageyamatobiuo32
omg match timeeeee I’m so excited :33333
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look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail @kageyamatobiuo32 · July 6
Replying to @kageyamatobiuo32
whats going on.
free me
@gamber
could it be otoya
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free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @gamber
WAIT I’M A DUMBASS LMAO NVM they’re litcherally on the same team they’d see each other every day
slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @gamber
girl cmon
free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @gamber
STOPPP THEY WERE MY COMFORT SHIP LET ME DREAM 😩
soccer yaoi 4 lyfe
@overworkedgayboy
this is not what I thought my thursday was gonna look like. my manager is glaring daggers but atp I don’t care if I get fired I’m already dying
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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @overworkedgayboy
no way bachisagi is real
soccer yaoi 4 lyfe @overworkedgayboy · Sept 5
Replying to @itsmegidover
well we don’t know for sure but.
unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @overworkedgayboy
OH PLEASE
ninja
@otoyaei_
I would not make a secret acc be for real
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karas(u)
@karasu_tabit0 · Sept 5
Replying to @otoyaei_
please don’t.
I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @karasu_tabit0
CAN YOU GUYS FUCKINGGGGG GO AWAY I CAN ONLY HAVE ONE CRISIS AT A TIME
tort law hater
@beyond-illiterate
oh myf ucking god. guys is it chigiri. have we been wrong this whole time. not kunigiri but bachigiri??????
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comms open !!! @bachibeeboy · July 6
Replying to @beyond-illiterate
waittttt……… they were teammates before right…..
fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @bachibeeboy
they still hang out a lot…
rarepair enjoyer @yukimyastan · July 6
Replying to @karasu_tabit0
are you serious. my ghost ship????????????
kunigami
@k-rensuke
[image desc: a lone hair tie, the color a pinkish red similar to one often worn by Chigiri Hyoma.]
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SOCCER not football @rayjeans · July 6
Replying to @k-rensuke
I’m actually havina breakdown
new amphibia season lets goooo
@toasteyed4
this is my destiel putin election btw. if you guys even care
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fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @toasteyed4
tumblr user
jashin chan @lovrewinder · July 6
Replying to @cosmiclitfurby
girl what were you doing at the devil’s sacrament 👀
Yukimiya Kenyu - Model, Footballer
@kenyu-yukimiya
I was going to post my new photoshoot but um let’s give them a minute
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new stsg dj link in bio @orphanroyalty · Sept 5
Replying to @kenyu-yukimiya
yukimiya ure the realest bitch in this house. if I have to deal with all of this and ALSO your stunning photos I will actually be found dead I’m genuinely not kidding
ore wa striker da ‼️‼️
@itoshirinsgf
no but like it could be itoshi rin. dude. like. he like actually responds to bachira instead of just ignoring him. they knew each other before. they were at that party as each other’s dates that one time.
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zorse mention??? @zoise · Sept 5
Replying to @itoshirinsgf
okay let him cook???
unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @itoshirinsgf
okay I’m a bachisagi truther but this is………………. hmmm…...
new stsg dj link in bio @orphanroyalty · Sept 5
Replying to @itoshirinsgf
holy shit. wait. wait no because. wait
Mikage Reo ⚽
@reo-mikage · Sept 5
Replying to @itoshirinsgf
@itoshirin_official
ore wa striker da ‼️‼️ @itoshirinsgf · Sept 5
Replying to @reo-mikage
what the fuck dude
fc barcha numero uno fan
@foureyedfreak
kaiser. micheal kaiser.
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fc barcha numero uno fan
@foureyedfreak
everyone shut the fuck up for ten seconds and think about it.
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fc barcha numero uno fan
@foureyedfreak
bachira is often at germany matches when he’s not playing. he. didn’t raichi literally complain abt seeing bachira’s ‘ugly ass face’ in the interview. raichi jingo who is on kaiser’s team.
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tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @foureyedfreak
you’re joking. you’re jokinggggggggggg
rarepair enjoyer @yukimyastan · July 6
Replying to @foureyedfreak
KAISER?????????
SOCCER not football @rayjeans · July 6
Replying to @foureyedfreak
this is the funniest one I’ve seen so far
tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @foureyedfreak
guys come onnn it’s literally isagi have we seen any of their interactions ever. homos
hashtag real sports fan @wenyacht2 · Sept 5
Replying to @beyond-illiterate
accusing someone of being gay isn’t a light thing man
tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @wenyacht2
actually be so fr rn.
look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail @kageyamatobiuo32 · July 6
Replying to @foureyedfreak
no but guys. guys this is. hey. hey remember literally like five months ago kaiser ness and isagi worked with barcha for a few days. guess who’s in barcha.
new amphibia season lets goooo @toasteyed4 · July 6
Replying to @kageyamatobiuo32
STOPP. WAIT.
ore wa striker da ‼️‼️
@itoshirinsgf
also like bachira and isagi have both verbally said they’re best friends specifically
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play 13s:ar nowwwww @koolaid_sleep · July 6
Replying to @itoshirinsgf
TRUE. TRUE ACTUALLY. and like Verbally saying it hmmmm
homosexuals be real
@thesniler9
kaibachi met relatively recently too. right around the time the teams were formed and the new non jp members came in. say. idkkkkk APRIL????????????
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look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail @kageyamatobiuo32 · July 6
Replying to @thesniler9
…..right when puzzlevision acc was created…..
soccer yaoi 4 lyfe
@overworkedgayboy
okay not to discourse but. doesn’t bachisagi make sense more than kaibachi
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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @overworkedgayboy
jay I love you but the evidence
SOCCER not football
@rayjeans
hey we all know ness has some kind of thing for kaiser and guess who was REALLY FUCKING OFF for like most of april/may
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ore wa striker da ‼️‼️ @itoshirinsgf · Sept 5
Replying to @rayjeans
I thought that was bc isagi but waittttttttttttt. WAIT WAIT WAITTTTT
fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @rayjeans
help mw.
tristate area slob
@tristateareaslob
dude. kaiser is……..kinda convincing…………?
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nya or whatever
@footballklein
okay wait. waitt the match today is bastard v pxg. ofc those teams would be at the actual field rn
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new amphibia season lets goooo @toasteyed4 · July 6
Replying to @footballklein
PUZZLEVISION DIDN’T POST DURING THE BASTARD V BARCHA MATCH. PERCHANCE BECAUSE HE WAS PLAYING????????????
jashin chan
@lovrewinder
idk maybe it’s not any of them maybe it’s like a manager
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🎮⚽🌵
@nagi
[image desc: Choki. It’s bad lighting and clearly taken without any thought.]
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tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @nagi
okay. okay thanks king. cool.
new stsg dj link in bio @orphanroyalty · Sept 5
Replying to @nagi
it’s def not nagi this man has to be held at gunpoint to post anythinggg
I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @nagi
hiiii choki!!! okay back to losing my mind
free me
@gamber
guys didn’t kaiser mention during an interview the non-bastard player he talks to the most is MEGURU
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tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @gamber
OH SHIT HOW COUD WE FORGET. MEGURU. it’s not even a non-jp thing he calls isagi isagi and everything
fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @gamber
he also said meguru was one of the best players. unprompted. btw. wwwhat was that.
saya no uta realness @asherdawg · Sept 5
Replying to @gamber
holy shit
insert name here
@whawoh
you guys laughed. you guys fucking laughed when I said kaibachi was real
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new stsg dj link in bio @orphanroyalty · Sept 5
Replying to @whawoh
bc it literally sounds stupid but somehow I’m being convinced and I HATE IT
unban me discord
@itsmegidover
anyone remember the time kaiser was spotted shoppinga nd he was holding. yellow. and we couldn’t see who it was with him.
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sports?? more like. GAY
@clover69-96
okay ykw if no one will do it I will. @m-kaiser are you @puzzlevision
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free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @clover69-96
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
new stsg dj link in bio @orphanroyalty · Sept 5
Replying to @clover69-96
damn dude
definitely not ness @noticemesenpai · Sept 5
Replying to @clover69-96
of course not??
insert name here @whawoh · Sept 5
Replying to @clover69-96
I don’t even have the energy to scream
Michael Kaiser
@m-kaiser
haha, my feed is very active today.
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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @m-kaiser
answer the question man PLEASE I’m dying I’m on my deathbed
free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @m-kaiser
it has to be right who else can it be. like the evidence bro
soccer yaoi 4 lyfe @overworkedgayboy · Sept 5
Replying to @m-kaiser
KAISER I’M BEGGING
red panther @chigirihyo · Sept 5
Replying to @m-kaiser
whoever it is should step forward I’m just saying
zorse mention??? @zoise · Sept 5
Replying to @chigirihyo
STOP DO YOU KNOW?????? IS IT KAISER???
red panther @chigirihyo · Sept 5
Replying to @zoise
as bachira would say. :3
zorse mention???
@zoise
I’m a chigiri stan now
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jashin chan
@lovrewinder
yo. yo I’m pretty sure I saw a picture of them kissing floating around like weeks ago
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new amphibia season lets goooo @toasteyed4 · July 6
Replying to @lovrewinder
????????????? AND YOU DIDN’T SHARE WHY EXACTLY?????
jashin chan @lovrewinder · July 6
Replying to @toasteyed4
I DON’T KNOWW I THOUGHT IT WAS EDITED OR SMTH 😭
bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @lovrewinder
this place is afucking joke WHAT
rarepair enjoyer
@yukimyastan
hasn’t bachira been wearing a lot of red/black/gold recently. bastard fucking munchen
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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @yukimyastan
okay but like that doesn’t mean kaiser specificially tho it could be isagi or even like. raichi
soccer yaoi 4 lyfe @overworkedgayboy · Sept 5
Replying to @itsmegidover
raichi BE SERIOUS LMFAOOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂 that man is bitchless.
look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail
@kageyamatobiuo32
so we all agree it’s kaiser…….?
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fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @kageyamatobiuo32
holy shit could you imagine kaiser gushing about anyone’s thighs
bchsg moment (always) @thatbaffledmangoe · Sept 5
Replying to @cosmiclitfurby
don’t have to imagine buddyboy
saya no uta realness
@asherdawg
puzzlevision. Wait everoyone wait LISTEN didn’t ness mention once how kaiser has ‘advanced vision’ or something where he pieces things together. like a puzzle. perhaps.
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slipknot concert when
@animal-luvr
this is not real this is not happening
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Michael Kaiser
@m-kaiser
[image desc: picture of two familiar bright yellow hairclips. The picture is tilted enough to show that the hairclips are in Bastard Munchen’s training gym.]
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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @m-kaiser
BACHIRA’S HAIR CLIPS??????????
SOCCER not football @rayjeans · July 6
Replying to @m-kaiser
okay. cool so is this a. confirmation or
look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail @kageyamatobiuo32 · July 6
Replying to @m-kaiser
I genuinely cannot believe this
fc barcha numero uno fan @foureyedfreak · July 6
Replying to @m-kaiser
????????????????????????????
bchsg moment (always) @thatbaffledmangoe · Sept 5
Replying to @m-kaiser
logging off forever <3
raya kill them with lesbianness @iheartyuri · Sept 5
Replying to @m-kaiser
WHO IS HE. WHAT IS HAPPENING
free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @m-kaiser
I’m having a stroke
bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @m-kaiser
huh.
🎮⚽🌵 @nagi · July 6
Replying to @m-kaiser
DX
saya no uta realness @asherdawg · Sept 5
Replying to @nagi
nagi i’m going to kill you shut UP YOU’RE NOT HELPING
SOCCER not football @rayjeans · July 6
Replying to @nagi
no what. what
sae @saeitoshi · July 6
Replying to @m-kaiser
lukewarm.
fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @saeitoshi
this brought itoshi fucking sae out of socmed seclusion
slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @saeitoshi
I’m actually running out of ways to scream
ore wa striker da ‼️‼️ @itoshirinsgf · Sept 5
Replying to @animal-luvr
Im not. KLADGHLKSDHGAKLSFHALKFHIOEHGLKDFJASLKFJALKDHFSDLGHSDKJFHKALFHLKDSHF
rawr @kuronaa_ranze · Sept 5
Replying to @m-kaiser
not nice, not nice
Aiku ;) @oliveraiku_soccer · July 6
Replying to @kuronaa_ranze
It’s a little bit funny
tracking the gmmtv kissing charts @ranchthoughts · Sept 5
Replying to @oliveraiku_soccer
.
insert name here @whawoh · Sept 5
Replying to @oliveraiku_soccer
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Noel Noa @noelnoaofficial · Sept 5
Replying to @m-kaiser
Kaiser, please act appropriately.
tristate area slob @tristateareaslob · Sept 5
Replying to @noelnoaofficial
fuckign. Didn’t even know noel knew his account password. okay
fc barcha numero uno fan @foureyedfreak · July 6
Replying to @noelnoaofficial
call me when everything’s over
play 13s:ar nowwwww @koolaid_sleep · July 6
Replying to @noelnoaofficial
hey so I just woke up
bm adopt me
@noelslefteye
I’m
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insert name here
@whawoh
the only thing we’re missing is bachira himself saying something. like this is a confirmation right. and the evidence. it. I guess. I fucking guess
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BM Isagi Yoichi!
@isagiyoichi
IT’S NOT FUCKING KAISER????????? OUT OF ERVERYONE YOU GUYS DECIDE KAISER?????????????? I’m literally. I’m his best friend and I have so many more interactions with him excuse me
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ore wa striker da ‼️‼️ @itoshirinsgf · Sept 5
Replying to @isagiyoichi
What.
zorse mention??? @zoise · Sept 5
Replying to @itoshirinsgf
...........
soccer yaoi 4 lyfe @overworkedgayboy · Sept 5
Replying to @isagiyoichi
dude
rarepair enjoyer @yukimyastan · July 6
Replying to @isagiyoichi
flatlining as we speak
play 13s:ar nowwwww @koolaid_sleep · July 6
Replying to @isagiyoichi
is this. a. confirmation.
new stsg dj link in bio @orphanroyalty · Sept 5
Replying to @isagiyoichi
I’m going to bed.
SOCCER not football @rayjeans · July 6
Replying to @isagiyoichi
?
slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @isagiyoichi
okay. okay. okay cool
meimei @soccamocha · July 6
Replying to @isagiyoichi
isagi please I am BEGGING PLEASE BE CLEAR I CAN’T DO THIS
unban me discord
@itsmegidover
hey the match starts in like ten minutes is everyone like. alive
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I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @itsmegidover
um
fortnite battlepass save me
@cosmiclitfurby
god. fuck okay match time
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free me
@gamber
let’s go pxg!!!!!!
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zorse mention???
@zoise
KAISER GOAL this literally never gets old he’s so good
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homosexuals be real
@thesniler9
okay I’m still reeling but. damn bastard is bringing their a game today
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slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @thesniler9
you think the bachira stuff is making them play harder lmao
fc barcha numero uno fan
@foureyedfreak
rin goal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he’s so cool I literally don’t think anyone is on his level
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bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @foureyedfreak
what abt shidou my freaky king
fc barcha numero uno fan @foureyedfreak · July 6
Replying to @noelslefteye
listen as much as I appreciate shidou’s insanely talented playing he’s not the clean efficient playstyle that rin embodies he’s messyyy which is really good sometimes!! but it’s different!
bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @foureyedfreak
OH SO TRUE ACTUALLY
leafs fan unfortunately
@makingtheseiskillingme
I’m still so lost on the puzzlevision bachira thing hello
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adobe pls sponsor me @anri-callme · July 6
Replying to @makingtheseiskillingme
dw about it bbg (we’re all confused)
leafs fan unfortunately @makingtheseiskillingme · July 6
Replying to @anri-callme
okay ♥️yayy ♥️
rarepair enjoyer
@yukimyastan
holy shit isagi goal YES LET’S GO
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comms open !!! @bachibeeboy · July 6
Replying to @yukimyastan
like idc if you’re dating bachira (the loml) anymore you can have him AS LONG AS YOU KEEP DOING THAT BC HOLY SHIT
unban me discord
@itsmegidover
2-1…………….. come on come on come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn keep it up bastard
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play 13s:ar nowwwww @koolaid_sleep · July 6
Replying to @itsmegidover
bm tweets are so funny without context who are you calling a bastard
ore wa striker da ‼️‼️
@itoshirinsgf
ALMOST THERE PXG JUST TWO MORE
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I’m not gay my bf is
@everyonesfavecishet
I’m more nervous than I was giving my valedictorian speech in high school
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tristate area slob @tristateareaslob · Sept 5
Replying to @everyonesfavecishet
UNSERIOUS ASS FANS LMAOOOOOO you’re so real
adobe pls sponsor me
@anri-callme
come on kaiser your boyfriend ? is WATCHING
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tort law hater
@beyond-illiterate
oh my god oh ymg fod oh my gofd oh my goddddd
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meimei
@soccamocha
did isagi just steal the ball from kaiser his own TEAMMATE 😭
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saya no uta realness
@asherdawg
that. that was such an insane trick shot???????? ISAGI YOICHI???????????
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unban me discord
@itsmegidover
THEY FUCKING WON. BASTARD MUNCHEN WON AGAINST PARIS X GEN
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comms open !!!
@bachibeeboy
bring out the GOOD wine janet we CELEBRATING
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comms open !!! @bachibeeboy · Sept 5
Replying to @bachibeeboy
Hey.
damn cloth
@anotherusernamehelpme
oh em gee the soccer mutuals are truly tweaking the fuck out yall good
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I’m not gay my bf is
@everyonesfavecishet
literally typihng this with shajing hands but ohj my g
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I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @everyonesfavecishet
what was that.
I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @everyonesfavecishet
did i
I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @everyonesfavecishet
see that correctly
I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @everyonesfavecishet
guys
I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @everyonesfavecishet
?
I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @everyonesfavecishet
guys i think ive lost it
tort law hater
@beyond-illiterate
that was sooof dskgfdsjklgjdflghsdjghsdjkdlhj lHWHAT HEY WAIT
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slipknot concert when
@animal-luvr
hey we all saw bachira meguru elbow his way past noel noa and launch himself at isagi yoichi and KISS HIM ON THE MOUTH. ON THE FIELD IN FRONT OF EVERYONE. WE ALL SAW. RIGHT..
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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @animal-luvr
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fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @animal-luvr
.
saya no uta realness @asherdawg · Sept 5
Replying to @animal-luvr
WHAT.
ore wa striker da ‼️‼️
@itoshirinsgf
I step away for FIVE MINUTES TO TAKE A CALL AND
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free me
@gamber
wh. I’m lightheaded
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hey (swagless)
@shrimp_friedrice
people on twt: bachisagi, the rpf ship between two world famous football players, is real and isagi yoichi has an incredibly popular secret account where he writes cute things his bf (world famous football player bachira meguru) does and revealed that they were in fact dating because isagi accidentally posted a pic that implied he was a pro footballer and people thought bachira was dating kaiser and this pissed off isagi sooo bad that he declared it was HIM and bachisagi confirmed this by bachira kissing isagi on the fucking field
people in real life: hey man how’s it going
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homosexuals be real
@thesniler9
so bachisagi is real and puzzlevision is isagi motherfucking yoichi
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rarepair enjoyer
@yukimyastan
I need to reevaluate every tweet by puzzlevision. isagi yoichi. I. what.
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i love my bf
@puzzlevision
my boyfriend kissed me on the field today :)
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soccer monster 🐝⚽‼️‼️‼️ @puzzlevision · Sept 5
Replying to @isagiyoichi
:3 MWAH!!!!
unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @bachi
this is literally not happening
rarepair enjoyer @yukimyastan · July 6
Replying to @bachi
hhh
soccer yaoi 4 lyfe @overworkedgayboy · Sept 5
Replying to @bachi
okay. okay cool we doing this now okay cool I WAS MAKING FUN OF ISAGI FUCKIGN YOICHI BEING IN LOVE WITH BACHIRA MEGURU???????????????
lan zhan waifu material @ohiogozaimasu · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision
did I miss smth who is bachisagi
new stsg dj link in bio @orphanroyalty · Sept 5
Replying to @bachi
I’ve been irrevocably changed as a person
WHAT THE FUCK.
@bchsgfanacc
GO ON A SOCMED DETOX THEY SAID. IT'S GOOD FOR YOU THEY SAID. I FUCKING. COME BACK AND. I
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WHAT THE FUCK. @bchsgfanacc · July 6
Replying to @otoyaei_
I'm deactivating my account good fucking bye. unreal. UNREAL
bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @bchsgfanacc
oh my god 😭😭😭😭😭
free me
@gamber
holy shit wait has anyone told him about bachisagi fanfiction
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saya no uta realness
@asherdawg
so are we just moving past the fact that isagi yoichi doxxed someone for talking shit abt his bf or
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YIPPPEEE last chapter! this insane fever dream of a fic..... thank you all sooo much for reading mwah ily endlessly! I had a lot of fun writing this and I hope you had a lot of fun reading it too! the sillies <3
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