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wake up babe new @puzzlevision tweet just dropped

Summary:

"Make like, a twitter account to talk about how much you love Bachira and leave me alone," Chigiri jokes one day. "I can only listen to so many rants about his thighs before I go insane."

A few hours later, Isagi is typing out 'puzzlevision' on a Create New Account screen. Surely this can only go well.

 

(or: isagi creates a twitter account to gush about his boyfriend, gains popularity and reveals his relationship to the world. mostly in that order and mostly accidentally.)

Notes:

dedicated to my belovedest ranch!!! happy (late) birthday, thank you for enjoying my insane blorbos with me <33

this fic. this goddamn fic. sucked the soul out of me formatting it. I. I think this was like some kind of penance for not posting for six months. AAAAAAGH!!!! okay anyway ignore the dates/times on the tweets because frankly editing each individual one would be like, my own personalized hell or something <3 thank youu mwah!

count how many references I make to other beloved medias. it's. a lot. this is a very self indulgent fic

! remember to turn on creator's style, or the formatting will nottt make any sense!

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Chapter 1

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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

I love my boyfriend :)

6:14 AM · July 5th, 20XX


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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

hey alexa can one person’s laughter cure the whole world of everything and bring about world peace asking for a friend

11:14 AM · July 6th, 20XX


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free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

oh my goddd shut the fuck upppp (reading this and giggling and kicking my feet and twirling my hair)

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slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

PLEASE…….

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unban me discord
@itsmegidover

it’s been three months and puzzlevision is still so. in love. what the heck. stop

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

he’s so. so cute I’m going to die

11:14 AM · July 8th, 20XX


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bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @puzzlevision

OMG NO ME FIRST!!!!!!!! kill me first. I hate people in love

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comms open !!!
@bachibeeboy

so is anyone going to talk about the absolute glow up bachira had this summer or [image desc: a photograph of Bachira Meguru dressed in the FC Barcha kit, taken from the full team photoshoot released by Barcha a week ago.]

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

got a selfie from my bf. cried.

11:14 AM · July 6th, 20XX


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new amphibia season lets goooo @toasteyed4 · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

pleeeeease this is sickening

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fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

WHY CRY FHLDKFSDHKF??

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i love my bf @puzzlevision · Sept 5
Replying to @cosmiclitfurby

we have really busy work schedules and sometimes don’t meet for days:(

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fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

o shit valid actually

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avery 👍
@wetsocksnshoes

tora is the most realistic character in ilrg because I personally know people who have literally everything going for them crash the fuck out over some mid man in sweatpants and an fps games addiction

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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red panther @chigirihyo · Sept 5
Replying to @wetsocksnshoes

@reo-mikage hey

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avery 👍 @wetsocksnshoes · Sept 5
Replying to @chigiri-hyoma

what does tihs mean.

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soccer yaoi 4 lyfe @overworkedgayboy · Sept 5
Replying to @chigirihyo

famous football players also victim to situationships??????

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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

this morning he had to leave earlier than me so instead of setting an alarm that would’ve woken me up he asked his coworker to call him and set his smart watch to vibrate?? all so he wouldn’t disturb me???

11:14 AM · July 6th, 20XX


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fc barcha numero uno stan @foureyedfreak · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

literally what sort of pilgrimage were you on that you found this angel of a boyfriend

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i love my bf @puzzlevision · Sept 5
Replying to @foureyedfreak

work :’D

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fc barcha numero uno fan @foureyedfreak · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

fucking. okay

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saya no uta realness
@asherdawg

hey guys I’m new to football where do I like. start watching

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @asherdawg

oh boy

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new stsg dj link in bio @orphanroyalty · Sept 5
Replying to @asherdawg

hiii welcome!!! here’s a useful guide :)

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Paris x Gen
@pxg-official

The new interview is finally out! Watch the team play with puppies and answer some questions you were dying to ask!

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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ore wa striker da ‼️‼️ @itoshirinsgf · Sept 5
Replying to @pxg-official

is it time for the monthly itoshi rin sighting already @itoshirin-spotted

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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @pxg-official

let’s go!!!!!!!! nanase on the thumbnail I’ve already won!!!

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new stsg dj link in bio @orphanroyalty · Sept 5
Replying to @pxg-official

did shidou fucking put a puppy in his pocket and walk out

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homosexuals be real @thesniler9 · Sept 5
Replying to @orphanroyalty

?????? WJAT

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slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @pxg-official

insane as always. slay

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sports?? more like. GAY @clover69-96 · Sept 5
Replying to @pxg-official

hi i dont go here but karasu tabito is so fucking everything on myhg god

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free me @gamber · Sept 5
Replying to @pxg-official

pxg official account tweet……… generational sighting

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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

my phone buzzed and I checked it and felt disappointed it wasn’t a message from my boyfriend. I SAW HIM TWENTY MINUTES AGO

11:14 AM · July 8th, 20XX


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20 days till trailer drop @traxeh · July 8
Replying to @puzzlevision

literally when is it my turn

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slipknot concert when
@animal-luvr

pxg tweet AND puzzlevision tweet on the same day what a win for the three people overlap

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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homosexuals be real @thesniler9 · Sept 5
Replying to @animal-luvr

I just checked out puzzlevision make that four people overlap???? obsessed

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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

I planned a whole day out for us bc I know he’s been feeling kind of cooped up and restless lately and he was so surprised I noticed he decided to kiss me senseless and so I guess the plans are. postponed

11:14 AM · July 6th, 20XX


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free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

just keels over and fucking dies 👍

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unban me discord @itsmegidover · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

hey so this is actually a hatecrime, hope this helps

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Mikage Reo ⚽
@reo-mikage

@nagi stream tonight at 6pm JST! Don't forget to tune in!

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @reo-mikage

literally never getting over the fact that this world famous soccer player AND heir to multimillion dollar company is just a nagi stan most of the time

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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @beyond-illiterate

he literally just like us fr

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tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @itsmegidover

NOTTT comforting I misplaced my glasses that were on my face this morning

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ore wa striker da ‼️‼️ @itoshirinsgf · Sept 5
Replying to @reo-mikage

omg new stream I hope kodzuken doesn’t stream 2nite I can’t watch both

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bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @reo-mikage

nagi himself doesn’t post about his stuff as much as reo does

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free me @gamber · Sept 5
Replying to @reo-mikage

go play soccer mikage PLS 😭😭😭

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bm adopt me
@noelslefteye

watching the nagi stream rn tell me why anytime someone brings up mikage this man visibly brightens. and any time someone brings up isagi he sits up straighter. gayass

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @noelslefteye

the reonagi vs nagisagi dilemma so real

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tristate area slob @tristateareaslob · Sept 5
Replying to @itsmegidover

he literally has two hands js

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BM Isagi Yoichi!
@isagiyoichi

so fun as always to see nagi! not as fun as beating him on the field though >:) [image desc: a laptop setup playing Nagi Seishiro’s livestream.]

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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🎮⚽🌵 @nagi · Sept 5
Replying to @isagiyoichi

:x

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homosexuals be real @thesniler9 · Sept 5
Replying to @isagiyoichi

the shade is hilarious actually. get his ass isagi

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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @nagi

stand UP my guy PLEASE

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new stsg dj link in bio @orphanroyalty · Sept 5
Replying to @isagiyoichi

bastard players are so shady help meeee

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bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @isagiyoichi

I can’t even defend my guy bc tell me why manshine just had two losses back to back in the practice matches come onnnnnn

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comms open !!! @bachibeeboy · July 6
Replying to @isagiyoichi

oughhhh they support each other outside of football too… sobs…….. friendship…

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saya no uta realness @asherdawg · Sept 5
Replying to @isagiyoichi

isn’t that computer someone else’s? isagi showed his in that vlog and it was a lenovo this is a dell

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fc barcha numero uno fan @foureyedfreak · July 6
Replying to @asherdawg

tech nerd alert!! but yah you’re literally right

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slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @asherdawg

I’m pretty sure kunigami has a dell. also bachira

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nya or whatever @footballklein · July 6
Replying to @animal-luvr

bachisagi vs kunisagi FIGHT

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soccer yaoi 4 lyfe @overworkedgayboy · Sept 5
Replying to @isagiyoichi

okay but the way nagi cleared that last level..why am I attracted to GAMERS

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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

what do you guys mean bachira is a one trick pony.

11:14 AM · July 6th, 20XX


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fc barcha numero uno fan @foureyedfreak · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

YOOO HOLY SHIT BF LOVER IS ALSO A FOOTBALL FAN??? ++ A BACHIRA FAN??? LET’S GOOOOO @toasteyed4

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new amphibia season lets goooo @toasteyed4 · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

ogh my god

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sports?? more like. GAY @clover69-96 · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision

I only know soccer players as rpf I sometimes read this is so funnt

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bchsg moment (always) @thatbaffledmangoe · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision

whomst is calling bachira meguru a one trick pony we need to talk

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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

if you guys looked at stats for once in your lives instead of making up random numbers you’d see bachira is one of the best players on the team, and the team chemistry is literally centered around him. he’s invaluable

11:14 AM · July 6th, 20XX


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play 13s:ar nowwwww @koolaid_sleep · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

the sharp turn this acc just took from cute posts to football analysis

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SOCCER not football @rayjeans · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

who is this. they’re literally so correct it’s what I’ve been saying

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raya kill them with lesbianness @iheartyuri · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision

why is there soccer on my dash I thought this was loving bf account

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I’M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN
@nongnao

the fact that koujaku is ostensibly the only character who falls in love with aoba before the timeline of his route is so. WAUGH. crushes him like a peanut

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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watch madoka @niko_football · Sept 5
Replying to @nongnao

his actual route isn’t well executed though

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I’M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN @nongnao · July 6
Replying to @niko_football

omg yeah hard agr- FUCKING NIKO IKKI???? FOOTBALL PLAYER NIKO IKKI????? ON MY POST ABOUT FUCKED UP YAOI GAME DRAMATICAL MURDER????????????

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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

video called my boyfriend and he was so tired from work today but he insisted on staying up until I was done so we could talk and he literally fell asleep mid sentence :((( I love him

11:14 AM · July 6th, 20XX


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tristate area slob @tristateareaslob · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision

omg boyfriend love tweet. the account has not been hacked puzzlevision is just also in love with bachira confirmed

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i love my bf @puzzlevision · Sept 5
Replying to @tristateareaslob

I’m a loyal person I would never love two people

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tristate area slob @tristateareaslob · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision

😭okay stop you’re so wholesome

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i’m not gay my bf is
@everyonesfavecishet

you guys I swear I just saw shidou ryuusei at my mcdonalds just now

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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Rin @itoshirin_official · Sept 5
Replying to @everyonesfavecishet

That was probably just the clown mascot.

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I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @itoshirin_official

SLKDGHSDKLFJSDGKLSDLG?????

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BM Isagi Yoichi!
@isagiyoichi

@m-kaiser if you could get off twitter and come to the meeting so we can start :D

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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saya no uta realness @asherdawg · Sept 5
Replying to @isagiyoichi

public twt accounts is crazy the beef is so real

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Michael Kaiser @m-kaiser · Sept 5
Replying to @isagiyoichi

ahh sorry, I was busy talking to meguru. I’ll be there

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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @m-kaiser

MEGURU non jp players are wilding

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BM Isagi Yoichi! @isagiyoichi · Sept 5
Replying to @m-kaiser

bachira? why??

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bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @isagiyoichi

presidential alert the girls are FIGHTINGGGG

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555555 @fwettered · July 8
Replying to @isagiyoichi

they’re literally just talking chill. they’re clearly friends

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play 13s:ar nowwwww @koolaid_sleep · July 6
Replying to @isagiyoichi

okay but the way kaiser just didn’t respond…..isagi killed this man lmao

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tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @koolaid_sleep

I support him. your honor he was with me the whole time

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bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @beyond-illiterate

with you where your lecture hall. bc you’re always there

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tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @noelslefteye

UNPROVOKED???? SORRY I’M GETTING MY LAW DEGREE??????

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soccer yaoi 4 lyfe
@overworkedgayboy

sigh. I wish tsunderes were real every single day

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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third time uno champion @sae-saeng · Sept 5
Replying to @overworkedgayboy

did you mean itoshi sae

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slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @sae-saeng

listen sae is not a tsun he’s just a bitch. rin on the other hand

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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

he baked cookies for me because I had a fight with an annoying coworker. can he be any more perfect

11:14 AM · July 6th, 20XX


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unban me discord @itsmegidover · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

does he have a sister………..asking for a friend….even a brother I’m willing to turn straight for this

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i love my bf @puzzlevision · Sept 5
Replying to @itsmegidover

haha no he doesn’t!!!

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fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

PERFECT BF IS AN ONLY CHILD????? yeah this has to be made up

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chapel rone @hateralligat0r · July 6
Replying to @itsmegidover

queerbaiting is fucked up and you shouldn’t do it actually?

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unban me discord @itsmegidover · July 6
Replying to @hateralligat0r

man what

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fortnite battlepass save me
@cosmiclitfurby

genuinely ruining my day by opening this godforsaken app as soon as I wake up and seeing a puzzlevision tweet

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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SOCCER not football
@rayjeans

some fanart I drew!!!! uni is literally kicking my ass rn but these guys keep me sane fr [image desc: a sketch of the starting lineup of Ubers, each member individually in their signature pose.]

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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karas(u)
@karasu_tabit0

my food. [image desc: an empty pot with clear traces of a red curry inside sitting on a table. Next to the table is Otoya Eita, looking mostly smug. In the background, Yukimiya Kenyu can be seen in the doorway, slightly blurry, head buried in his hands.]

11:14 AM · July 6th, 20XX


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SOCCER not football @rayjeans · July 6
Replying to @karasu_tabit0

this u? (quote from an interview: “I only wanna cook for the one I love.”)

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new stsg dj link in bio @orphanroyalty · Sept 5
Replying to @karasu_tabit0

THEY ARE NOT REAL.

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hashtag real sports fan @wenyacht2 · Sept 5
Replying to @karasu_tabit0

you shippers ruin everythinggg oh my god can two men not be friends

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ore wa striker da ‼️‼️ @itoshirinsgf · Sept 5
Replying to @karasu_tabit0

I’m going to break into the practice gym anf throw rocks at both of them

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soccer monster 🐝⚽‼️‼️‼️ @bachi · Sept 5
Replying to @karasu_tabit0

@otoyaei_ leave some for me next time!! 🍛‼️‼️

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ninja @otoyaei_ · Sept 5
Replying to @bachi

get isagi to make you some

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rarepair enjoyer @yukimyastan · July 6
Replying to @karasu_tabit0

okay everyone shut the fuck upppp YUKIMIYA MY GORJUSS KING PLEASE CALL ME. YOURE SO HOT EVEN WHEN YOURE IN ANGUISH

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bachisagi give me a headache @bchsgfanacc · July 6
Replying to @otoyaei_

what the hell was that exchange just now excuse me. hey excuse me. implied (????) boyfriends tabieita telling bachira to get isagi to cook for him. hey??????

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homosexuals be real @thesniler9 · Sept 5
Replying to @karasu_tabit0

otoya is so hot goodfucking bye

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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

he asked my friend to come by and make sure I went to bed instead of working. as if he’s not the one who stays up the latest thinking about work

11:14 AM · July 6th, 20XX


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unban me discord @itsmegidover · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

meanwhile the only thing I’m staying up for is reading this acc’s tweets. is this a sign I should get a job.

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slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

career people in love god this sickens me I am sick to my stomach (it should be me.)

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slipknot concert when
@animal-luvr

what if I dropped out of vet school and went to the bastard munchen practice dorms and fell to my hands and knees and started crying and throwing up and begged them to give me a job would I get it

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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fc barcha numero uno fan @foureyedfreak · July 6
Replying to @animal-luvr

did someone steal your pens again

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slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @foureyedfreak

someone stole my pens again.

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how styl~
@aryujyu

a collab with @bouncingball-official how styl~ [image desc: Aryu Jyubei wearing a simple black tank top that shows off his lithe figure and a pair of shorts colored red and blue, clearly labeled Bouncing Ball.]

11:14 AM · July 6th, 20XX


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sports?? more like. GAY @clover69-96 · Sept 5
Replying to @aryujyu

his hair is actually unreal bro they just let him on the field like that???

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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @aryujyu

oh my god I love bouncing ball

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bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @aryujyu

sighs. everythign reminds me of them

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red panther @chigirihyo · Sept 5
Replying to @noelslefteye

klance mention?

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bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @chigirihyo

WHAT THE FUCK

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BOO……..B @girlenthusiast · July 8
Replying to @aryujyu

aryuuuuu I need more pics of this man ASAPP

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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

if I see one more person say bachira can’t do anything but dribble I’m going to start killing

11:14 AM · July 6th, 20XX


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siri how to kill a TA @tastetest-soap · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

bestie please learn to block people you’ll die out here in the trenches

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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @tastetest-soap

literallyy most of them are literally just ragebaiters

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rarepair enjoyer @yukimyastan · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

GO FERAL GO APESHIT!!!! KILL!!!!!!

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SOCCER not football
@rayjeans

guys r we seeing this shit

11:14 AM · July 6th, 20XX


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bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @rayjeans

what bullshit are they doing now diva 😔😔

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SOCCER not football @rayjeans · July 6
Replying to @noelslefteye

kaiser talking about barcha and calling bachira MEGURU and literally everyone else by their last names do they know how to be normal

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kunigami
@k-rensuke

[image desc: a soccer ball]

11:14 AM · July 6th, 20XX


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siri how to kill a TA @tastetest-soap · July 6
Replying to @k-rensuke

I'm. in tears

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fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @k-rensuke

the kunigami economy is in shambles. go king give us absolutely nothingggg <33

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KING @baroushoeiofficial · Sept 5
Replying to @k-rensuke

Is that our fucking ball.

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how styl~ @aryujyu · Sept 5
Replying to @baroushoeiofficial

>:0 did you guys take it last time??? not very styl of you~!

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free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @aryujyu

not styl but steal LMAO

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saya no uta realness @asherdawg · Sept 5
Replying to @aryujyu

I literally love the ubers. only normal team. this is the most dramatic thing to happen in months. meanwhile every other team is fighting gay allegations and losing violently

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SOCCER not football @rayjeans · July 6
Replying to @asherdawg

didn’t niko literally post gay volleyball rpf

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saya no uta realness @asherdawg · Sept 5
Replying to @rayjeans

god forbid a man have hobbies????

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soccer monster 🐝⚽‼️‼️‼️ @bachi · Sept 5
Replying to @k-rensuke

⚽💥💃💯‼️‼️‼️

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Mikage Reo @reo-mikage · Sept 5
Replying to @bachi

@isagiyoichi hey! so what does this mean

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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

he got me some new shoes I’ve been eyeing. I didn’t even tell him I wanted them

11:14 AM · July 6th, 20XX


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adobe pls sponsor me @anri-callme · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

you’re going on my suicide note

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unban me discord
@itsmegidover

just saw a tweet that said isagi is a nepo baby. bitch do you know what nepotism means. his parents don’t even know the rules to soccer

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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bachisagi give me a headache
@bchsgfanacc

?? cool okay [image desc: screenshot of a joint interview with Bastard Munchen and FC Barcha. Bachira Meguru and Isagi Yoichi are looking at each other with so much fondness it’s palpable even through the screen.]

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @bchsgfanacc

be a football fan they said. it’ll be fun they said

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tristate area slob @tristateareaslob · Sept 5
Replying to @bchsgfanacc

this whole interview was batshit insane btw. ness fawning over kaiser. kaiser using jp player last names except MEGURU?? for some reason? GAGAMARU APPEARANCE. yukimiya the most gorgeous stunning spectacular amazing sorry what was I saying. kurona implying nagi lives with reo. kunigami getting VISIBLY FLUSTERED at the ‘guess whose lips’ game (bc it was CHIGIRI who said that). mensah visibly irritated. raichi actually fucking barking. hiori shitting on nagi’s gaming skills. isagi getting really excited at the football questions and kind of lost at the non-football ones. otoya pulling up with a visible hangover. wakatsuki not giving a single fuck. sokura was fully not there and no one gaf. bachira bouncing with so much excitement it kept infecting people. bachisagi. kunigiri. kaibachi..? reonagi??? INSANE.

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women's hockey league save me @sportbutch · Sept 5
Replying to @tristateareaslob

I need to watch this??? where is it available

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sports?? more like. GAY @clover69-96 · Sept 5
Replying to @tristateareaslob

head in my fucking hands bro

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saya no uta realness @asherdawg · Sept 5
Replying to @bchsgfanacc

‘I trust his dribbling more than anyone else’s, and I honestly just trust him no matter what. That’s why I’m able to score against him - I know he’ll get to the ideal position.’ isagi yoichi you are not a real person

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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

I miss my boyfriend

11:14 AM · July 6th, 20XX


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unban me discord @itsmegidover · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

okay this is just sweet I can't even hate

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tracking the gmmtv kissing charts
@ranchthoughts

signs, symbols, icons, indexes, genre and BL
Ferdinand de Saussure introduces the idea of a “sign,” built out of two parts: the “signifier” (or “form” the sign takes) and the “signified” (or the “concept” the sign represents). For example, the concept of a physical tree (the signified) is represented by the word “tree” (signifier). Signs do not make sense on their own; they refer to each other and build meaning through their inter-connections and referrals.
But how do we come to know/understand what these signifiers are signifying? How do we know who is the seme or the uke, how do we know certain actions are romance coded, etc.?
(read more here)

11:14 AM · July 6th, 20XX


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🎮⚽🌵 @nagi · July 6
Replying to @ranchthoughts

mcHanzo

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tracking the gmmtv kissing charts @ranchthoughts · Sept 5
Replying to @nagi

FOOTBALL PLAYER NAGI SEISHIRO??

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🐝⚽‼️‼️‼️
@bachi

meowww [image desc: a black cat, wrapping itself around a pair of legs. The angle of the photo indicate the legs belong to the person taking the picture.]

11:14 AM · July 6th, 20XX


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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @bachi

AWWWWWWWWW KITTTYYYYY

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saya no uta realness @asherdawg · Sept 5
Replying to @bachi

this is how catboy bachira can still win guys

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fc barcha numero uno fan @foureyedfreak · July 6
Replying to @bachi

have I finally lost it or does that cat lowk look like isagi

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nya or whatever @footballklein · July 6
Replying to @foureyedfreak

omhg wait……

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ore wa striker da ‼️‼️ @itoshirinsgf · Sept 5
Replying to @bachi

do YOUR faves post pictures of cats. well. they probably do actually but still

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free my husband from corporate
@gamer-cactus

my husband is so hot. I miss him. why does he work

11:14 AM · July 6th, 20XX


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fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @gamer-cactus

no bc what a mood

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SOCCER not football @rayjeans · July 6
Replying to @gamer-cactus

i’m going to hurl. first @puzzlevision now you can you mfs stop being so in love god fucking damn /lh

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i love my bf @puzzlevision · Sept 5
Replying to @gamer-cactus

wait gamer cactus??

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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

did gamer-cactus just block me

11:14 AM · July 8th, 20XX


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bchsg moment (always) @thatbaffledmangoe · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision

LMFAO?????????????

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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

boyfriend dropped off a hot lunch despite being just as busy as me. should I cry

11:14 AM · July 8th, 20XX


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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision

I’m definitely going to you’re welcome to join me

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New physical copy release this weekend!
@truthfinders

Football Stars Chigiri Hyoma And Zantetsu Tsurugi On A Date?

11:14 AM · July 6th, 20XX


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slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @truthfinders

girl come onnnn

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unban me discord @itsmegidover · July 6
Replying to @truthfinders

my rarepair………it’s happening…….

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fc barcha numero uno fan @foureyedfreak · July 6
Replying to @truthfinders

zantetsu looks kinda scared of chigiri in this picture

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SOCCER not football @rayjeans · July 6
Replying to @foureyedfreak

I am nott gonna lie me too zantetsu

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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

there’s this one pair of earmuffs I got my boyfriend as a gift ages ago back when we first met each other. they’re literally falling apart but he refuses to get rid of them

6:14 AM · July 5th, 20XX


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fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

you’re both so. so. fuck off fuck offffffff

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look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail @kageyamatobiuo32 · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

he loves you sm oh my god

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football player itoshi rin sightings
@itoshirin-spotted

SPOTTED at the mall with bachira!!!! [image desc: he backs of two people, pretty clearly identifiable as Itoshi Rin and Bachira Meguru. Bachira is clinging onto Rin’s arm while Rin tries to pull away.]

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @itoshirin_spotted

bachirin is literally real guys hey wake up

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slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @itoshirin-spotted

I can actually picture the sheer disgust on rin’s face HELP ME

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new stsg dj link in bio @orphanroyalty · Sept 5
Replying to @itoshirin-spotted

bachira is literally me I be clingy as fuck

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saya no uta realness @asherdawg · Sept 5
Replying to @itoshirin-spotted

who even took this picture how did this acc find it

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free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @asherdawg

dw about it <333

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tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @itoshirin-spotted

is that shirt bachira is wearing kaiser’s I swearrr I’ve seen someone in bm wear it before

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bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @itoshirin-spotted

they’re so funny I love them

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FC Barcha!!
@barcha-official

New merch drop tonight 8pm JST! Come check out the brand new plushie designs and make sure to snag one before they sell out! Link is in our bio ‼️

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @barcha-official

finally my yukimiya plushie can have his bf (otoya)

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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @barcha-official

I hope yall gave wakatsuki his bigass eyes this time

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new stsg dj link in bio @orphanroyalty · Sept 5
Replying to @barcha-official

BACHIRA MEGURU PLUSHIE WILL BE REAL IN FOUR HOURS WHO CHEERED

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ore wa striker da ‼️‼️ @itoshirinsgf · Sept 5
Replying to @barcha-official

trying to get a bachira plushie kinda more stressful than buying beyonce tickets what

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zorse mention??? @zoise · Sept 5
Replying to @itoshirinsgf

imagine. meanwhile the himizu plushie is not going anywhereee LMAO

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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

I’ve been carrying around hair ties because my boyfriend has hair he sometimes ties up and one of my friends (who also has long hair) decided to borrow one. my boyfriend immediately recognized it??

11:14 AM · July 8th, 20XX


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I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

😂😂😂 mods kill them.

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slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

this is so sickeningly sweet TO BE LOVED IS TO BE SEEN.

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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

I got him his favorite flowers and he keeps showing them off to all our friends :’)


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11:14 AM · July 8th, 20XX


new amphibia season lets goooo @toasteyed4 · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

see this is the thing right bc you see all these posts about the bf and you're like okay puzzlevision is so lucky but NO they're BOTH lucky bc puzzlevision themself is also like. an angel descended to earth or Something. favorite flowers. okay

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tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision

if you guys are ever looking for a third…….

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bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @beyond-illiterate

the desperation is wild

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tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @noelslefteye

I LITERALLY DON’T CARE ANYMORE PLEASE. ANYONE GOD PLEASE I WANT WHAT THEY HAVE

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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

ohhh my god you guys are actually stupid. okay.

11:14 AM · July 8th, 20XX


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fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

? bestie I am literally just sitting here

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i love my bf @puzzlevision · Sept 5
Replying to @cosmiclitfurby

sorry not you guys!!! you guys are the best :)

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slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

is this abt bachira again help meeeeee

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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

my boyfriend is one of the most agile and balanced people I know. today he tripped and fell because he was too busy checking me out.

11:14 AM · July 8th, 20XX


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saya no uta realness @asherdawg · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision

okay but he’s so real for that me when my gf walks out of the shower

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I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

some people get EVERYTHINGGGG. having a loving boyfriend, a career ANDDD YOU’RE HOT. GOD.

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Michael Kaiser
@m-kaiser

joint practice with barcha [image desc: candid of Micheal Kaiser drinking water. In the background, the rest of Bastard Munchen (and some members from other teams) can be seen, all in practice gear but clearly on break.]

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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definitely not ness @noticemesenpai · Sept 5
Replying to @m-kaiser

FAKLDSGHSDKLGHSDKLGVHSDKFVNSDKLFKLSHDFKLDAJFALKFJDSKLFSDLGHSDKLFJSDFDKFJSDLF

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definitely not ness @noticemesenpai · Sept 5
Replying to @m-kaiser

SOMEONE SHOOT ME

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Magician Ness ✨
@nessalexiss · Sept 5
Replying to @m-kaiser

Looking good as always, Kaiser!

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slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @m-kaiser

falls to my knees in this fucking costco

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Tooruuu 🇦🇷 @oikawa1 · July 6
Replying to @m-kaiser

posting during practice hours? I’m sure you’re good enough to be skipping haha!

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Magician Ness ✨
@nessalexiss · Sept 5
Replying to @oikawa1

And why do you know his official practice hours?

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hey (swagless)
@shrimp_friedrice · Sept 5
Replying to @nessalexiss

ate that up ngl

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bachisagi give me a headache @bchsgfanacc · July 6
Replying to @m-kaiser

do you guys see that. in the back. bachira is fucking. sitting in isagi’s lap. they’re not real. they’re a psyop

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hashtag real sports fan
@wenyacht2

yeah man I think they should bench bachira idk

6:14 AM · July 5th, 20XX


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I love my bf @puzzlevision · July 6
Replying to @wenyacht2

you’re all fucking insane

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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

you wanna go?? okay. okay. let’s look at the stats. this season. he’s the number two scorer, only behind itoshi rin who is literally a generational talent. dumbasses. I hope you all die.

6:14 AM · July 5th, 20XX


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black nail polish is NOTTTT EMO @scream_violents · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

😭😭 HELLO??? I don’t know shit abt football but what made the bf lover snap this bad

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free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

he’s literally right tho

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hashtag real sports fan @wenyacht2 · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision

ure all dickriders lmfao.

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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

boyfriend cuddled closer in his sleep should I just end my career and stay here forever

6:14 AM · July 5th, 20XX


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SOCCER not football @rayjeans · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

the tonal whiplash this blog gives me sometimes /pos

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bm adopt me
@noelslefteye

no because why is lavinho so. hot. no one should see him except me WHATTTT

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @noelslefteye

weirdo

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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @noelslefteye

weirdo

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bchsg moment (always)
@thatbaffledmangoe

whomst the fuck did I just see [image desc: Micheal Kaiser at some clothing store. He is standing in front of a rack, holding up a shirt that’s yellow. Someone unidentifiable is on the other side of the rack, clearly holding out something to show Kaiser.]

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @thatbaffledmangoe

kaiser michael in the flesh????? in public? insanee

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insert name here @whawoh · Sept 5
Replying to @thatbaffledmangoe

the way he’s holding yellow……guys kaibachi is literally real I am TELLING YOU

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saya no uta realness @asherdawg · Sept 5
Replying to @whawoh

okay granpa let’s get you to bed

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SOCCER not football @rayjeans · July 6
Replying to @thatbaffledmangoe

how much you guys wanna bet that’s ness with him

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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

even though my boyfriend doesn’t like sour food he’s been practicing how to make it and therefore eating the experiments because I mentioned ONE TIME I wanted to have some. and he didn’t even tell me this I had to learn from our friend. what the hell

6:14 AM · July 5th, 20XX


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rarepair enjoyer @yukimyastan · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

?????? can I fucking live

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slipknot concert when
@animal-luvr

went to the zoo today and saw two otters holding hands and went ‘omg this is just like puzzlevision and their bf fr’ and my sister was so confused guys I am NEVER beating the chronically online allegations

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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only child or lonely child….. @harehames · Sept 5
Replying to @animal-luvr

I was like now what on earth does that mean

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slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @harehames

STOP GO AWAY

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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

my boyfriend is so hot I’m gonna die. why is anyone else allowed to see him when he’s like. that.

6:14 AM · July 5th, 20XX


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insert name here @whawoh · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision

puzzlevision being a possessive partner was notttt on my bingo card? but. hot

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play 13s:ar nowwwww @koolaid_sleep · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

LORD I SEE WHAT YOU DO FOR OTHERS. WHEN IS IT MY FUCKING TURN.

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bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @puzzlevision

okay so like when they say it it’s hot but when I,

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new amphibia season lets goooo
@toasteyed4

wait @puzzlevision I have a q does your bf know about the acc

6:14 AM · July 5th, 20XX


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i love my bf @puzzlevision · Sept 5
Replying to @toasteyed4

yeah !! he’s not allowed to look though bc it’s embarrassing

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new amphibia season lets goooo @toasteyed4 · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

GAGS. YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTE

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bachisagi give me a headache
@bchsgfanacc

I’M GOING TO BE SICK THE OFFICIAL PLUSHIE OF BACHIRA JUST GOT SOLD OUT AND LIEK TWENTY MINUTES LATER WHAT MOTHERFUCKER POSTED A PICTURE OF SAID PLUSHIE????? ISAGI YOICHI. I’M GOING TO KILL HIM

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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saya no uta realness @asherdawg · Sept 5
Replying to @bchsgfanacc

I mean don’t all of them buy plushies of each other

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new stsg dj link in bio @orphanroyalty · Sept 5
Replying to @asherdawg

yeah but no one shows it off like this?? except charles I guess but he’s just like that

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tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @bchsgfanacc

I’m going to kill him and steal that plushie HE GETS THE REAL THING CAN I NOT HAVE THE COTTON VERSION????????

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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

bachira is so insanely skilled like that nutmeg he did over aiku’s head is DERANGED I’ve literally never seen anyone do it like he does he’s so incredible

6:14 AM · July 5th, 20XX


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I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

it’s 2am

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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

he woke up super early on our day off and WALKED FORTY FIVE MINUTES to go get breakfast from my favorite onigiri store. just because he felt like it.

6:14 AM · July 5th, 20XX


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bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @puzzlevision

?? 45 MINS IN TOTAL OR ONE WAY

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I love my bf @puzzlevision · July 6
Replying to @noelslefteye

we’re friends with the owner so he dropped my bf home but he was prepared to walk 45 mins back too

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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision

oh my godf onigiri………… have yall been to onigiri miya that place is so fire

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free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

didn’t they once say their boyfriend wasn’t a morning person. I would literally kill someone if I had to wake up early on my day off and this man is doing it on PURPOSE. god.

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tort law hater
@beyond-illiterate

‘why do you know so much about football rpf’: an actual discussion my friend group had this morning. I think they’re going to set up an intervention

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @beyond-illiterate

god forbid a guy have hobbies 🙄

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tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @cosmiclitfurby

LITERALLY

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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

one (1) more bachira vlog where we get to see his intense concentration face. my storage is going to break

6:14 AM · July 5th, 20XX


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jashin chan @lovrewinder · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

HELLLOOOO BACHIRA THIRST TWEET IS CRAZY

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saya no uta realness @asherdawg · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision

no bc I been saying…….

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tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision

and what does ur bf think about this 🤨

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I love my bf @puzzlevision · July 6
Replying to @beyond-illiterate

he literally got me a bachira plushie

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tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision

okay wtf healthy relationship slay fuck off

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soccer monster 🐝⚽‼️‼️‼️
@bachi

day out with my favourite guy!!!!! (and nagi :3) 🎉🥳♥️ [image desc: Bachira Meguru taking a selfie with Isagi Yoichi and Nagi Seishiro both centered in the photo, all of them sitting on a couch, Nagi laying down with his head in Isagi’s lap.]

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SOCCER not football @rayjeans · July 6
Replying to @bachi

AWW the og trio from training days,, I’m so glad they still hang out

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free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @bachi

nagi is so hot and he’s not even doing anything???? someonme help me I’m gonna die

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bchsg moment (always) @thatbaffledmangoe · Sept 5
Replying to @bachi

omfg do you guys see that in the bg. there’s a framed picture of bachisagi ??? where tf is this

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look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail @kageyamatobiuo32 · July 6
Replying to @thatbaffledmangoe

………….. isn’t this bachira’s apartment. I’ve seen that yellow dresser when he did the vlog

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bchsg moment (always) @thatbaffledmangoe · Sept 5
Replying to @kageyamatobiuo32

@bchsgfanacc HELLO?????? ARE YOU GUYS SEEING THIS

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chunnibyou @sweend · Sept 5
Replying to @kageyamatobiuo32

fucking shippers. they’re real people literally act normal.

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bachisagi give me a headache @bchsgfanacc · July 6
Replying to @thatbaffledmangoe

bestie…………I am seeing it so much…………………………

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fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @bachi

I looove isagi’s lil smile he’s so :) happy to be here!! and the way he has his arm around bachira and nagi is just chilling in his lap? I love their friendship 😩

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new stsg dj link in bio @orphanroyalty · Sept 5
Replying to @bachi

man. yall bachira fans eat so well. meanwhile we have to rely on other people to post to get a glimpse of nagi. king please get off fortnite and post

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jashin chan @lovrewinder · July 6
Replying to @bachi

and this is evidence number 544 of why nagisagi is real and true they’re literally cuddling

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red panther @chigirihyo · Sept 5
Replying to @bachi

and I wasn’t invited because…?

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BM Isagi Yoichi! @isagiyoichi · Sept 5
Replying to @chigirihyo

you were literally on a retreat with kunigami???

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red panther @chigirihyo · Sept 5
Replying to @isagiyoichi

lmao yeah I know

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tristate area slob @tristateareaslob · Sept 5
Replying to @chigirihyo

chigiri the drama you incite. you’re my hero

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insert name here @whawoh · Sept 5
Replying to @chigirihyo

oh my god is this. kunigiri crrrrrrumbs. is this real

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bchsg moment (always) @thatbaffledmangoe · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision

ARE WE FUCKING MOVING PAST THE BACHISAGI FRAMED PICTURE ON THE WALL. CAN ANYONE HEAR ME.

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rarepair enjoyer
@yukimyastan

like the way puzzlevision alternates between gushing abt their boyfriend and gushing abt bachira…………..are we like. SURE they’re not dating world famous football player bachira

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @yukimyastan

wait…hold up let her cook…

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BEATORICHEEEEEE @sonozakiz · July 6
Replying to @animal-luvr

LMAOOO as much as I wish this was true have any of you seen bachira. that man could notttt keep his mouth shut if his life depended on it if he was dating someone we’d all Know.

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homosexuals be real @thesniler9 · Sept 5
Replying to @sonozakiz

side eyes the fact that ego actually seriously gives him incorrect information just bc he leaks it so often. yea we’d know

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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @yukimyastan

isagi’s secret acc leaked SLASH J

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bachisagi give me a headache
@bchsgfanacc

was anyone gonna tell me bachisagi’s parents know each other and hang out often or was I just supposed to learn that from an offhand comment by chigiri

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @bchsgfanacc

r u serious.

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slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @bchsgfanacc

I literally. I don’t know man. I don’t. okay.

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free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @bchsgfanacc

????

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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

I love him

6:14 AM · July 5th, 20XX


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slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

is this about your bf or bachira

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raya kill them with lesbianness @iheartyuri · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision

your silence is deafening

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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

haven’t been able to call my boyfriend in a couple days bc work :( I miss him but I know he’s working hard <3

6:14 AM · July 5th, 20XX


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BEATORICHEEEEEE @sonozakiz · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

god take all of puzzlevision’s suffering and give it to gojo satoru amen

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SOCCER not football @rayjeans · July 6
Replying to @sonozakiz

HELLO

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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

anyone who tags me in analysis that is blatantly untrue and literally just making numbers up is getting doxxed. I have friends

6:14 AM · July 5th, 20XX


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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision

I JUST REMEMBERED SMTH HELP

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unban me discord
@itsmegidover

I’m a comp sci major right. one time my friend was like can you doxx someone for me. and I was like girl I’m barely passing my second year object oriented programming class

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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third time uno champion @sae-saeng · Sept 5
Replying to @overworkedgayboy

SCREAMMM

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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

saw a yellow shirt that reminded me so much of my boyfriend I bought it immediately I love him

6:14 AM · July 5th, 20XX


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soccer yaoi 4 lyfe @overworkedgayboy · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision

the bachira is the boyfriend posts aren’t so funny anymore /j

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bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @overworkedgayboy

but how funny is it that your bf and your fave celebrity are both obsessed w yellow

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raya kill them with lesbianness @iheartyuri · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision

day 13 of replying when is it my turn

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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

he’s so. holy shit. his thighs could kill me and I’d be happy to go. hello

6:14 AM · July 5th, 20XX


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new stsg dj link in bio @orphanroyalty · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision

NEW THIRST TWEET DROPPED KSLDHFKLSD

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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision

no bc that’s so funny

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fc barcha numero uno fan @foureyedfreak · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

hashtag real as fuck I love thighs

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slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

once again I am asking is this abt your bf or bachira

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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

our anniversary is coming up, and neither of us are really big on important dates but this time he talked to my manager and arranged a whole week off and we’re on the way to go see my parents and his mom and I’ve been kind of homesick lately and he just planned all this and I didn’t know and I love him so so much I would do anything in the world for him

6:14 AM · July 5th, 20XX


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fc barcha numero uno fan @foureyedfreak · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

read this during class and had to physically stand up and excuse myself bc I started tearing up

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sports?? more like. GAY @clover69-96 · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision

literally I cannot live laugh love in these conditions

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bchsg moment (always)
@thatbaffledmangoe

happy birthday to me!!! [image desc: a simple, visibly homemade cake with shaky piping on top.]

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @thatbaffledmangoe

does that cake say bachisagi

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bchsg moment (always) @thatbaffledmangoe · Sept 5
Replying to @gamber

<3

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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

called my friend in a panic because boyfriend and I are going on a date today to this new restaurant and I don’t have anything to wear and he hung up on me mid call because apparently bf had called His Boyfriend with the same issue

6:14 AM · July 5th, 20XX


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new stsg dj link in bio @orphanroyalty · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision

no bc…?

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bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @puzzlevision

hey if anyone heard an agonized scream at union station just now that was me dw about it

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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

you all need to kill yourselves if you don’t think bachira is the best fucking player on fc barcha I’m so serious rn

6:14 AM · July 5th, 20XX


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homosexuals be real @thesniler9 · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision

OH this is serious serious okay

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look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail @kageyamatobiuo32 · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

girl (gn) you have GOT to block people on here or your gonna die please I’m being deadass

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૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა @toyaasaveme · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

no okay but like all he does is dribble

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free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @toyaasaveme

bestie are you new here……………

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i love my bf @puzzlevision · Sept 5
Replying to @toyaasaveme

? was I not clear enough. kys

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૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა
@toyaasaveme

OH OKAY MY BAD. MY BAD

6:14 AM · July 5th, 20XX


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ninja
@otoyaei_

on a date with the loml <3 so bitter, maybe I’ll get a latte next time [image desc: selfie of Otoya Eita in a coffee shop, to-go coffee mug in front of him. Cut off but clearly visible is Karasu Tabito sitting on the opposite seat.]

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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saya no uta realness @asherdawg · Sept 5
Replying to @otoyaei_

what

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stream every wednesday and saturday! @yoyohiori · Sept 5
Replying to @otoyaei_

only bitter things can stand to go on a date with you unfortunately

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ninja @otoyaei_ · Sept 5
Replying to @yoyohiori

??? bitch??

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insert name here @whawoh · Sept 5
Replying to @otoyaei_

is this. a confirmation post. or. what.

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soccer yaoi 4 lyfe @overworkedgayboy · Sept 5
Replying to @otoyaei_

like that’s karasu. that’s fully karasu on a date with otoya

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karas(u)
@karasu_tabit0 · Sept 5
Replying to @otoyaei_

@isagiyoichi you should bring bachira here there’s so many desserts

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bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @karasu_tabit0

I’m hallucinating. they’re not real

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play 13s:ar nowwwww @koolaid_sleep · July 6
Replying to @otoyaei_

KICKS DESK SO HARD IT GOES FLYING. I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND!!!!

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I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @koolaid_sleep

which one

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play 13s:ar nowwwww @koolaid_sleep · July 6
Replying to @everyonesfavecishet

both.

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BEATORICHEEEEEE @sonozakiz · July 6
Replying to @otoyaei_

NO THIS IS LIKE. NOT REAL. THIS IS. FUCKING QUEERBAITING

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slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @karasu_tabit0

EVERYOMNE SHUT THE FUCK UP KARASU SIR WHAT DID YOY MEAN BY THAT @bchsgfanacc

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look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail @kageyamatobiuo32 · July 6
Replying to @otoyaei_

excuse me.

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homosexuals be real @thesniler9 · Sept 5
Replying to @otoyaei_

you’re actually so unserious omfgg

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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

@wenyacht2 12.34.567.890

6:14 AM · July 5th, 20XX


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I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

HOLY SHIT IS THAT THEIR ACTUAL IP ADDRESS???????????

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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision

hello.

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bm adopt me
@noelslefteye

puzzlevision’s descent into madness is smth that needs to be studied atp

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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new amphibia season lets goooo @toasteyed4 · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

no but like I don’t blame them. how are you gonna maintag hate and then not expect retaliation. cough who tf said that

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SOCCER not football @rayjeans · July 6
Replying to @toasteyed4

they deadass got doxxed

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rarepair enjoyer @yukimyastan · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

the average twt user experience

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gwobaw wawming @table-explosion · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

idk I just think it’s so forced like bachira isn’t terrible but he’s not all that

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BEATORICHEEEEEE @sonozakiz · July 6
Replying to @table-explosion

GIRL YOU’RE GONNAG ET FUCKING KILLED 😭😭😭😭

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I love my bf @puzzlevision · July 6
Replying to @table-explosion

.

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gwobaw wawming @table-explosion · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

I’m gonna die.

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bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @puzzlevision

a real murder in my comments is actually crazy

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bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @puzzlevision

DID THEY SERIOUSLY DEACTIVATE

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nanase (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) .ᐟ.ᐟ
@nanase-niji

@isagiyoichi @yoyohiori here to visit practice!!! I miss playing with you guys :’DDD [image desc: selfie of Isagi Yoichi, Hiori Yo and Nanase Nijiro. All three of them are grinning, and they’re slightly red and sweaty, clearly from football practice.]

11:14 AM · July 6th, 20XX


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I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @nanase-niji

MY SHAYLAAA :((((

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stream every wednesday and saturday! @yoyohiori · Sept 5
Replying to @nanase-niji

we miss ya too nanase!

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fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @nanase-niji

is that itoshi rin in the background holy shit. rare sighting we gotta catalogue this @itoshirin-spotted

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slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @nanase-niji

nanase is so cute!!!

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free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @nanse-niji

‘ohh he’s so cute’ you guys are cowards. nanase sit on my face

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ore wa striker da ‼️‼️ @itoshirinsgf · Sept 5
Replying to @nanase-niji

hey so not to sound fucking deranged but the hairband isagi’s wearing. isn’t it. bachiras

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soccer yaoi 4 lyfe @overworkedgayboy · Sept 5
Replying to @itoshirinsgf

oh my god

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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @nanase-niji

nanase pleeease dm me I’m broke and jobless and chronically online but I’d be such a good bf trust me

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ore wa striker da ‼️‼️ @itoshirinsgf · Sept 5
Replying to @nanase-niji

CAN WE GO BACK TO BACHISAGI HAIRBAND

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Manshine City 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
@manshine-official

Sooo excited for the season to officially start! Let’s go Manshine City!!

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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Bastard Munchen @bastard-official · July 6
Replying to @manshine-official

We’re ready to destroy 💪!!

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Ubers Football Club @ubers-official · Sept 5
Replying to @manshine-official

🔥🔥 you guys are not ready for what we have lined up.

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I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @manshine-official

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOO

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play 13s:ar nowwwww @koolaid_sleep · July 6
Replying to @manshine-official

first match and it’s bastard v barcha I’m going to vibrate out of my skin

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FC Barcha!! @barcha-official · July 6
Replying to @manshine-official

We’ve dusted off our trophy shelf to put the new one on!!

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look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail @kageyamatobiuo32 · July 6
Replying to @barcha-official

quitting my job so I can be a full time football fan. FUCKK why can’t I watch the matches live

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zorse mention??? @zoise · Sept 5
Replying to @manshine-official

I’m so excited to see how the new starting lineup performs!!!!

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Magician Ness ✨
@nessalexiss · Sept 5
Replying to @bastard-official

we’ll get a win nice and easy 😌

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slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @manshine-official

THE SEASON IS UPON US everybody unfollow me now this is the only thing I’m going to post about FUCKK

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Paris x Gen @pxg-official · July 6
Replying to @manshine-official

Let’s win this.

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BM Isagi Yoichi! @isagiyoichi · Sept 5
Replying to @manshine-official

@bachi ready to lose?? :D

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soccer monster 🐝⚽‼️‼️‼️ @bachi · Sept 5
Replying to @isagiyoichi

don’t get too cocky, egoist 💥;p

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bchsg moment (always) @thatbaffledmangoe · Sept 5
Replying to @manshine-official

oh my god can bachisagi stop fucking flirting I’m trying to read the tweet here

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homosexuals be real @thesniler9 · Sept 5
Replying to @manshine-official

MANSHINE WILL WIN I CAN FEEL IT. LET’S GO GUYS!!!

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Notes:

tumblr posts referenced in this chapter (that are not linked within the fic):

 

crash the fuck out over some mid man in sweatpants and a fps games addiction
crushes koujaku like a peanut
oikawa kaiser twt beef

Chapter 2

Notes:

did you guys know I've never like. been on twitter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text


himizuuu
@aiki-himizu

man [image desc: Bachira Meguru and Isagi Yoichi talking before the match, both already in their respective team gears. They’re both grinning, clearly enjoying the conversation.]

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @aiki-himizu

the things I would let isagi yoichi do to me. Amen.

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fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @himizu-official

do they like. even notice anything else when they’re around each other

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tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @aiki-himizu

@bchsgfanacc 4 da archives

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new stsg dj link in bio @orphanroyalty · Sept 5
Replying to @aiki-himizu

himizu my KING ily you’re gonna kick ass <3

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bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @aiki-himizu

why is there a hairtie on isagi’s wrist..?

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SOCCER not football @rayjeans · July 6
Replying to @aiki-himizu

SCREAM the sillies!!!!!!! I’m so excited omg

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Michael Kaiser
@m-kaiser

look forward to playing against you, meguru [image desc: an empty soccer field.]

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @m-kaiser

MEGURU?????????????

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tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @m-kaiser

can bastard stop being gay for bachira istg

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zorse mention??? @zoise · Sept 5
Replying to @m-kaiser

no bc what is his problem. mentioning Meguru Specifically not literally anyone else. what is his fucking issue

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new stsg dj link in bio @orphanroyalty · Sept 5
Replying to @m-kaiser

AAAA MATCH IN TWO MINUTES

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BEATORICHEEEEEE
@sonozakiz

three minutes in we have an isagi goal. he’s insane they’re all insane what the hell

11:14 AM · July 6th, 20XX


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homosexuals be real
@thesniler9

shizuka’s SAVE did you guys SEE THAT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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free me
@gamber

oh my godd

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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rawrr kat
@gamifiedd

i miss my husband (kurona) when will he be back from war (break)

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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nya or whatever
@footballklein

yukimiya………………

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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fortnite battlepass save me
@cosmiclitfurby

THIRD NEAR MISS BARCHA COME ONNNN I’M ON MY HANDS ANDJ KNEES

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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unban me discord
@itsmegidover

this is so intense I’ve literally been on the edge of my seat the whole time

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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homosexuals be real @thesniler9 · Sept 5
Replying to @itsmegidover

right????? they’re all crazy good but I’m esp amazed by kunigami’s improvement?

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fc barcha numero uno fan @foureyedfreak · July 6
Replying to @thesniler9

ACTUALLY SO TRUE like bachira is still my numero uno but kunigami…...

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tort law hater
@beyond-illiterate

who had otoya making the first barcha goal on their bingo card (everyone)

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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I’m not gay my bf is
@everyonesfavecishet

BARCHA COME ON PULL THROUGH YOU CAN DO IT!!!!!!

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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adobe pls sponsor me
@anri-callme

KIYORA GOAL????????????? YOU GUYS ARE NOT READY FOR THE WAY I’M GOING TO GIF THAT FROM EVERY POSSIBLE ANGLE

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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saya no uta realness
@asherdawg

dude. bastard is even better than usual what

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @asherdawg

I think I heard somewhere kaiser and isagi have really interesting chemistry and I agree

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bm adopt me
@noelslefteye

I. bachira goal oh ym goddddddd

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @noelslefteye

I’m atually like. stunned. what do i even say to. this

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new amphibia season lets goooo
@toasteyed4

that barcha goal was insane? help me???? bachira's fuckign. triple nutmeg? I think? hello

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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bchsg moment (always)
@thatbaffledmangoe

oh my god we’re at 2-2 rn

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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zorse mention??? @zoise · Sept 5
Replying to @m-kaiser

I’M SCREAMING

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insert name here
@whawoh

first match and I’m already taking blood pressure meds

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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fortnite battlepass save me
@cosmiclitfurby

ref DO SOMETHING they’re doing YAOI on the football field 🥀

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @cosmiclitfurby

no bc what was the look bachira just gave kaiser…

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fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @animal-luvr

LITERALLY. ALSO THE WAY ISAGI KEEPS DRIFTING TOWARDS BACHIRA? K.

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saya no uta realness
@asherdawg

hello why is it so quiet 😭😭😭😭

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @asherdawg

HAHA this is what usually happens with bastard’s matches!!! the hardcore bastard fans are v ‘focus on the match and post about it later’

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tort law hater
@beyond-illiterate

okay come on come on come onnnn bastard i knoowww you can play better than this

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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soccer yaoi 4 lyfe
@overworkedgayboy

BARCHAA SCORE ANOTHER GOAL AND MY LIFE. IS YOURS

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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SOCCER not football
@rayjeans

seven minutes left someone hold ym hand

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @rayjeans

🤝

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new stsg dj link in bio
@orphanroyalty

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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soccer yaoi 4 lyfe
@overworkedgayboy

BASTARD WIN????????? FUCKKKKK YES WAIT

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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bm adopt me
@noelslefteye

BARCHAAAAAAA :(((((

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @noelslefteye

it was so close AGH

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neo egoist league results
@nel-unofficial

FC Barcha vs. Bastard Munchen: 2-3, Bastard Munchen win

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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new amphibia season lets goooo @toasteyed4 · July 6
Replying to @nel-unofficial

kaiser I'm sorry for calling you chopped that last goal was so fire I think I'm like dying

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look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail @kageyamatobiuo32 · July 6
Replying to @nel-unofficial

this is insane how is it legally allowed to miss such an intense match WHAT

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slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @nel-unofficial

I’m so pumped full of adrenaline rn holy shit

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tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @nel-unofficial

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @nel-unofficial

barcha played so well 😣😣

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ore wa striker da ‼️‼️ @itoshirinsgf · Sept 5
Replying to @nel-unofficial

bastard sweep will be real trust me guys TRUST

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fc barcha numero uno fan
@foureyedfreak

sat down to watch the match rerun and my lights went out do they hate me

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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bachisagi give me a headache
@bchsgfanacc

so we were all watching that bastard v barcha match right. bc. [image desc: Isagi Yoichi and Bachira Meguru hugging, Bachira’s legs wrapped around Isagi’s waist. Their foreheads are pressed together and they are both laughing.]

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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comms open !!! @bachibeeboy · July 6
Replying to @bchsgfanacc

you literally didn’t even win bachira fuck you looking that excited for 😭⁉️⁉️

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slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @bchsgfanacc

I WASN’T HALLUCINATING???

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bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @bchsgfanacc

I don’t………like……what am I even supposed to say to this

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ore wa striker da ‼️‼️ @itoshirinsgf · Sept 5
Replying to @bchsgfanacc

listen I don’t like to make any judgements or cast aspersions on real people’s sexualities and relationships but um. ummmmm

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whuhhh @twined · July 6
Replying to @bchsgfanacc

We love to see friends on different teams!

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tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @twined

right riiiight

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fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @bchsgfanacc

STOP WHAT I DIDN’T SEE THIS I HAD TO LEAVE EARLY

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new stsg dj link in bio @orphanroyalty · Sept 5
Replying to @bchsgfanacc

I hate them?

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slipknot concert when
@animal-luvr

@puzzlevision I hate seeing your sickeningly in love posts on my dash why have there been none this week (ignore me if its like serious lmao)

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @animal-luvr

it’s probably bc the football season started puzzle’s a fan right

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slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @itsmegidover

oh wait literally true

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i love my bf @puzzlevision · Sept 5
Replying to @animal-luvr

sorry I’ve been busy!!! but I discovered sticky notes he left around our apartment before he left for work. the one in the bathroom says ‘I love your smile!!!’

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SOCCER not football @rayjeans · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

hey so what the fuck

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look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail
@kageyamatobiuo32

drinking game: go through puzzlevision’s tweets and guess whether he’s talking about famous football player bachira or his boyfriend. take a shot every time you guess wrong

11:14 AM · July 6th, 20XX


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meimei
@soccamocha

the way @puzzlevision has converted me to a football fan

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @soccamocha

HAHA. JOIN US. IT’S HELL

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fc barcha numero uno fan @foureyedfreak · July 6
Replying to @soccamocha

omg what player do you like best

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meimei @soccamocha · July 6
Replying to @foureyedfreak

I rlly can’t decide between chigiri, kurona and reo. oh wait kaiser also

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I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @soccamocha

manshine and bastard fan. incredible choices /srs

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new amphibia season lets goooo @toasteyed4 · July 6
Replying to @soccamocha

are you into kpop by any chance. more specifically pretty boys in kpop

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meimei @soccamocha · July 6
Replying to @toasteyed4

holy shit

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Ubers Football Club
@ubers-official

MATCH START UBERS VS PXG

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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KING @baroushoeiofficial · Sept 5
Replying to @ubers-official

We’re going to win.

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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @baroushoeiofficial

ofc you are you’rwe so hot and sexy btw

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slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @ubers-official

I’m so hyped to see this actually they’re both my fave teams

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fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @ubers-official

COME ON PXG

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how styl~ @aryujyu · Sept 5
Replying to @ubers-official

we’ll take them out in styl <3

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nya or whatever @footballklein · July 6
Replying to @ubers-official

!!!!!

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watch madoka
@niko_football

prepare yourselves pxg [image desc: picture of the Ubers, sans Niko Ikki, warming up. No one has noticed the picture being taken.]

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @niko_football

sobs I MISSED THEMM

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free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @niko_football

is aryu doing his fucking hair instead of stretching. legend

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insert name here @whawoh · Sept 5
Replying to @niko_football

wtf aiku and sendou doing in that corner bro

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tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @niko_football

YIPPPEEEEEE THE SILLIES

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fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @niko_football

if only barou was real guys

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fleurelise
@fleurelise

puzzlevision and their bf are one of those couples that are disgustingly in love and you have to pretend like they're not eyefucking across the table while you try to enjoy the group outing

6:14 AM · July 5th, 20XX


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i love my bf @puzzlevision · Sept 5
Replying to @fleurelise

for almost a month our friend group refused to invite both of us anywhere at the same time, they’d take turns

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fleurelise @fleurelise · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision

do I even need to say anything

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new stsg dj link in bio
@orphanroyalty

god will SOMEONE on pxg PLEASE become chronically online so I can SEE THEM????

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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saya no uta realness @asherdawg · Sept 5
Replying to @orphanroyalty

what about shidou?

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new stsg dj link in bio @orphanroyalty · Sept 5
Replying to @asherdawg

shidou’s ass got banned from twt. like literally his ass.

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bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @orphanroyalty

you just knowww tokimitsu has a secret acc lurking

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ore wa striker da ‼️‼️
@itoshirinsgf

okay match start in five minutes. I need to shit I’m so stressed

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @itoshirinsgf

girl please inside thought

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saya no uta realness
@asherdawg

rin scores the first goal and also a place in my heart. why did he kick it into the net and then immediately turn around and start attempting to strangle shidou

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @asherdawg

they’re just like that <3

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insert name here @whawoh · Sept 5
Replying to @asherdawg

HAKLDSF yeah

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slipknot concert when
@animal-luvr

this match is crazy holy shit

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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unban me discord
@itsmegidover

SENDOU!!!!!!!!! SENDOU SHUUTO THE MAN THAT U ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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ore wa striker da ‼️‼️
@itoshirinsgf

I’m actually foaming at the mouth DID YOU SEE THAT YOU SAW THAT RIGHT ZANTETSU IS SO

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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I’m not gay my bf is
@everyonesfavecishet

GSDHLKGHSDLGHSDLFKHSDLFJSDGSdh

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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unban me discord
@itsmegidover

karasu cmon man let’s go let’s gooooooo

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @itsmegidover

YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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insert name here
@whawoh

LET’S GO ARYU!!!!!!!!!!! GET THEM!!!!!!!

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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free me
@gamber

ain’t no way AIKU just scored a goal while dodging shidou and tokimitsu??????????

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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new amphibia season lets goooo
@toasteyed4

is this seriously going to be a 2-1 game

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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new amphibia season lets goooo @toasteyed4 · July 6
Replying to @toasteyed4

goddamn. spoke too soon shidou just beat all they asses

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ore wa striker da ‼️‼️
@itoshirinsgf

2-2 come on come on come on

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

we’re watching the match together and I sometimes take notes and my bf literally handed me a new pen when mine ran out of ink without even looking over. I didn’t even know he had a pen with him

11:14 AM · July 6th, 20XX


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fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

BABE WAKE UP NEW PUZZLEVISION TWEET DROPPED

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bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @puzzlevision

move out of the way lovers I need to watch pxg explode (you guys r so cute)

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ore wa striker da ‼️‼️ @itoshirinsgf · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision

no bc that’s so soulmateism ??

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tort law hater
@beyond-illiterate

OH MY GOD. A TIE

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @beyond-illiterate

WE HAVEN’T HAD A TIE IN MONTHSSSSSS BE SO SERIOUS

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neo egoist league results
@nel-unofficial

Ubers vs. Paris x Gen: 2-2, tie (no overtime)

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @nel-unofficial

everyone’s seriously leveled up this time my godd

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bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @nel-unofficial

they’re really well matched I’m pleased

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slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @nel-unofficial

!!!!!!!! NEITHER OF MY TEAMS LOST WHATEVER A WIN FOR ME I’LL TAKE IT

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bachisagi give me a headache
@bchsgfanacc

I don’t usually post this kind of stuff on here but a new bchsg fic just dropped and I. it’s so realistic holy shit? I Love You, Partner by nervousChihuahua

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @bchsgfanacc

oh this is. okay. ohhhh okay I get it now

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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @bchsgfanacc

insane??????

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saya no uta realness @asherdawg · Sept 5
Replying to @bchsgfanacc

the way this is written if someone said this was actually a football player writing it I would not be surprised like okay

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bachisagi give me a headache @bchsgfanacc · July 6
Replying to @asherdawg

AKLDFJSDLKFJDKLF HELP

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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

actually unreal how much I love my bf

6:14 AM · July 5th, 20XX


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bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @puzzlevision

and I bet this was brought on by like, the boyfriend giggling or somethign

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i love my bf @puzzlevision · Sept 5
Replying to @noelslefteye

he smiled at me and it was so bright and pretty I died

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bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @puzzlevision

okay.

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soccer monster 🐝⚽‼️‼️‼️
@bachi

GO ISAGI‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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ore wa striker da ‼️‼️ @itoshirinsgf · Sept 5
Replying to @bachi

the blatanttttt favoritism is crazy is this allowed are they allowed

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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @bachi

GO ISAGI INDEED KICK THEIR ASSES!!!!!!!!!!!

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free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @bachi

the way he’s literally not even like cheering for bastard it’s Specifically Isagi. real and true bestie behavior

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red panther @chigirihyo · Sept 5
Replying to @bachi

okay so am I just irrelevant or

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soccer monster 🐝⚽‼️‼️‼️ @bachi · Sept 5
Replying to @chigirihyo

you know I love you too chigirin 😸!!

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nya or whatever @footballklein · July 6
Replying to @bachi

bachigiri is literally real I keep telling u guys but no one listens

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fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @bachi

same man who said in an interview ‘that’s my partner’ about isagi btw. like yall are not even on the same team bffr

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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @cosmiclitfurby

partner you say…… 🤨🏳️‍🌈

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🎮⚽🌵
@nagi

let’s go 👍@reo-mikage [image desc: a selfie taken by Mikage Reo, Nagi Seishiro held in a headlock. Some other members of Manshine City can be seen, slightly blurry, in the background.]

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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ore wa striker da ‼️‼️ @itoshirinsgf · Sept 5
Replying to @nagi

nagi seishiro posted. we’re so back guys

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bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @nagi

how much you guys wanna bet reo made him post this

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free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @noelslefteye

I’m not losing money tf no bet

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zorse mention??? @zoise · Sept 5
Replying to @nagi

reo is so hot lord save me from what I become when I see him

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slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @nagi

NIO SPOTTED WOOF WOOF BARK BARK AWOOOOOOOOOO

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૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა @toyaasaveme · July 6
Replying to @animal-luvr

what is wrong with uou people

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fc barcha numero uno fan @foureyedfreak · July 6
Replying to @nagi

do I even need to say it. reonagi is real and like do we need to establish this anymore

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I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @nagi

chigiri texting someone in the background……who is it and why is it not ME

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SOCCER not football @rayjeans · July 6
Replying to @nagi

let’s go manshine!!!!!!!!!!!

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BEATORICHEEEEEE @sonozakiz · July 6
Replying to @nagi

we all complain abt nagi never posting but when does reo even post

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unban me discord
@itsmegidover

did the bastards get their phones taken away bc usually someone posts SOMETHING at least

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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ore wa striker da ‼️‼️ @itoshirinsgf · Sept 5
Replying to @itsmegidover

taking grown men’s phones away is so funny

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rarepair enjoyer @yukimyastan · July 6
Replying to @itoshirinsgf

lowkey need someone to do that for me

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saya no uta realness @asherdawg · Sept 5
Replying to @itsmegidover

‘the bastards’ help

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look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail
@kageyamatobiuo32

okay I can watch today’s match live thank FUCK. let’s go!!!!!!

11:14 AM · July 6th, 20XX


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slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @kageyamatobiuo32

who are you rooting for this match kage

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look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail @kageyamatobiuo32 · July 6
Replying to @animal-luvr

I hope they both kill each other I want neither of them to win (manshine)

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tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @kageyamatobiuo32

omg wait I thought you were an isagi fan

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look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail @kageyamatobiuo32 · July 6
Replying to @beyond-illiterate

my hatred for kaiser is stronger than my love for isagi

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homosexuals be real
@thesniler9

okay forget the soccer why on earth is hiiragi so sexy. man. this is not good for me please I beg

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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saya no uta realness @asherdawg · Sept 5
Replying to @thesniler9

I’m saying like??????

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soccer yaoi 4 lyfe @overworkedgayboy · Sept 5
Replying to @thesniler9

yeah but he’s nottt scoring shit

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homosexuals be real @thesniler9 · Sept 5
Replying to @overworkedgayboy

leave himalone 😢

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ore wa striker da ‼️‼️
@itoshirinsgf

that goal by chigiri hyoma. HE’S SO. he’s unreal. I’m going to [REDACTED]

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @itoshirinsgf

okay man

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unban me discord
@itsmegidover

I know I’m like a reonagi stan but. reo and chigiri are kinda serving I can’t lie

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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ore wa striker da ‼️‼️ @itoshirinsgf · Sept 5
Replying to @itmegidover

they serve so much cunt together bro it’s unreal

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I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @itsmegidover

RIGHT?????????

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zorse mention??? @zoise · Sept 5
Replying to @itsmegidover

I HAVE BEEN SAYINGG god

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free me
@gamber

Kunigami!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET’S GO!!!!

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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zorse mention???
@zoise

NAGI BEAT THEM UPPPP oh my godddddddddd he’s so good DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @zoise

the reonagi allegations beo their chemistry is SO UNMATCHED

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tristate area slob
@tristateareaslob

no bc why is kaisagi kind of serving realness

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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homosexuals be real @thesniler9 · Sept 5
Replying to @tristateareaslob

ness is right there bro

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I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @thesniler9

no but the kaisagi vision. my third eye is opened

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insert name here @whawoh · Sept 5
Replying to @tristateareaslob

kaisagi this, kaisagi that KAIBACHI GUYS. KAIBACHI. CAN ANYONE HEAR ME

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unban me discord
@itsmegidover

oh my god I cant vbreathe

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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free me
@gamber

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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ore wa striker da ‼️‼️
@itoshirinsgf

THAT DEFENSE BY NIO. DERANGED.

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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saya no uta realness
@asherdawg

LKJHGLSKDHGSLDKJ YES LET’S GO MANSHINE!!!!!!!!!

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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neo egoist league results
@nel-unofficial

Manshine City vs. Bastard Munchen: 2-1, Manshine City win

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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new stsg dj link in bio
@orphanroyalty

oh shittttttttttttttttttt

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @orphanroyalty

I was not expecting bastard loss fr?

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fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @orphanroyalty

dude like kaiser this whole game was

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BEATORICHEEEEEE @sonozakiz · July 6
Replying to @everyonesfavecishet

I think this game actually gave me stress ulcers

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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

felt kind of bad today and came back to my place to find a single flower (my favorite one) with a note that says ‘you did amazing’. the fact that I can’t see my bf rn is killing me

11:14 AM · July 6th, 20XX


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ore wa striker da ‼️‼️ @itoshirinsgf · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision

SOBS????? running into oncoming traffic hold on for a sec

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free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

pov you’re one of the bastard munchen players with an active love life (none)

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bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @puzzlevision

oh :( I’m gonna cry :(((

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nya or whatever @footballklein · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

I hope you feel better soon puzzlevision!!!!!

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slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

puzzlevision tweet AND manshine victory can I be left alone forever

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BM Isagi Yoichi!
@isagiyoichi

Thank you to all our fans for coming out and supporting Bastard Munchen yesterday! It means the absolute world to me, and I’ll do my best to keep surpassing your expectations! We’ll definitely win next time!!!! ✨✨

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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homosexuals be real @thesniler9 · Sept 5
Replying to @orphanroyalty

OUR WHOLESOME KING 🥹

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SEXY SOCCER!!! @raichi-official · Sept 5
Replying to @isagiyoichi

I’M GONNA KILL YOU IF WE DON’T GET TO FINALS THIS TIME

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insert name here @whawoh · Sept 5
Replying to @raichi-official

bestie u r literally part of the team isagi ain’t the only player

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SOCCER not football @rayjeans · July 6
Replying to @isagiyoichi

he’s so cute. unproblematic girlboss

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adobe pls sponsor me @anri-callme · July 6
Replying to @rayjeans

he nearly choked out itoshi rin their last match

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SOCCER not football @rayjeans · July 6
Replying to @anri-callme

unproblematic.

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Bastard Munchen @bastard-official · July 6
Replying to @isagiyoichi

Our favorite striker (don’t tell Kaiser!)

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play 13s:ar nowwwww @koolaid_sleep · July 6
Replying to @bastard-official

the OFFICIAL team acc fanning the kaisagi beef flames……unmatched

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ore wa striker da ‼️‼️ @itoshirinsgf · Sept 5
Replying to @isagiyoichi

I need him carnally.

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soccer monster 🐝⚽‼️‼️‼️ @bachi · Sept 5
Replying to @isagiyoichi

but I’m your number one fan nyehehe~

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BM Isagi Yoichi! @isagiyoichi · Sept 5
Replying to @bachi

and I’m yours :)

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bachisagi give me a headache @bchsgfanacc · July 6
Replying to @isagiyoichi

okay.

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bachisagi give me a headache
@bchsgfanacc

hey guys I’ve been really busy with irl stuff and I need some time off to relax so I’m gonna be away from socmed for a while. I’ll be back soon trust

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail @kageyamatobiuo32 · July 6
Replying to @bchsgfanacc

well miss u!!!!!!!!!!! rest up dw abt rushing back <3

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fc barcha numero uno fan @foureyedfreak · July 6
Replying to @bchsgfanacc

mental health > gayass soccer players always

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new amphibia season lets goooo @toasteyed4 · July 6
Replying to @bchsgfanacc

NOOOO THIS ACCOUNT IS THE ONLY THING THAT KEEPS ME SANE DURING MY CLASSES!!!!!!!!!!!! (we’ll be here when u come back rest up :D)

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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

barcha vs ubers if I see a single person make up numbers again someone’s getting shot

11:14 AM · July 6th, 20XX


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slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

I don’t believe in violence but I mean. real

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tristate area slob @tristateareaslob · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision

no actually the number of fans recently who just outright ignore the actual stats for what

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orz @threetreeen · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision

I don’t go here but this is so funny

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ore wa striker da ‼️‼️
@itoshirinsgf

okay why is barou kicking ass rn

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @itoshirinsgf

UM BECAUSE HE’S THE BEST???????????????

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homosexuals be real
@thesniler9

oliver aiku you are sooo fine holy shit

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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slipknot concert when
@animal-luvr

that pass by hayate HELLLOOOOO

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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I’m not gay my bf is
@everyonesfavecishet

they seriously need to give niko more credit this man is so vital to the team’s stability and defence

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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fc barcha numero uno fan
@foureyedfreak

this is like a massacre hello TWO GOALS IN A ROW 2-0 IS FUCKED UP. BARCHA GET UPPP

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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saya no uta realness @asherdawg · Sept 5
Replying to @isagiyoichi

did u just cast a spell bc.

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unban me discord
@itsmegidover

YESSS BARCHA GOAL

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @itsmegidover

BARCHA GOAL..NUMBER TWO???!!!!!!

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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @itsmegidover

????????????????? WHAT JUST HAPPEND

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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

DID YOU SEE THAT. DID YOU GUYS SEE. HOLY FUCKKK

11:14 AM · July 6th, 20XX


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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision

BACHIRA MEGURU THE MAN THAT YOU AREEEE

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free me
@gamber

did bachira fucking meguru just perform a hat trick against the goddamn ubers.

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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saya no uta realness
@asherdawg

otoya and bachira are genuinely carrying this team I’m actually speechless rn

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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neo egoist league results
@nel-unofficial

FC Barcha vs. Ubers: 3-2, FC Barcha win

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail @kageyamatobiuo32 · July 6
Replying to @nel-unofficial

bachira needs to be studied

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BM Isagi Yoichi!
@isagiyoichi

what an incredible game @bachi!!!! amazing!! [image desc: slightly blurry image of the FC Barcha vs Ubers match playing on a TV.]

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @isagiyoichi

I’VE BEEN SCREAMING ALL MORNING BARCHA KICKING ASSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @isagiyoichi

this match was actually so fire I think I’m still smoking a little bit

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ore wa striker da ‼️‼️ @itoshirinsgf · Sept 5
Replying to @isagiyoichi

Im inconsolable that HAT TRICK

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Aiku ;) @oliveraiku_soccer · July 6
Replying to @kuronaa_ranze

We’ll get em next time, don’t get too excited <3

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soccer monster 🐝⚽‼️‼️‼️ @bachi · Sept 5
Replying to @oliveraiku_soccer

we’ll be waiting!!!!!! 😼😼

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BEATORICHEEEEEE @sonozakiz · July 6
Replying to @bachi

isagi blatantly favoring bachira aside. aiku did eat so bad in that match icl

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SOCCER not football @rayjeans · July 6
Replying to @bachi

barcha victory bachiaiku interaction am i dreaming. fuckig.

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fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @isagiyoichi

isagi pls you’re also a player not a fan

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FC Barcha!!
@barcha-official

[image desc: a high definition picture of Bachira Meguru in action, dribbling a soccer ball.] thank you to @cnnsports for capturing this stunning image of our amazing forward @bachira-official in action!

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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SOCCER not football @rayjeans · July 6
Replying to @barcha-official

ohhhhhhhhhm y goddddddddddddddd holy shittttttttt

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soccer monster 🐝⚽‼️‼️‼️ @bachi · Sept 5
Replying to @barcha-official

😝

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new stsg dj link in bio @orphanroyalty · Sept 5
Replying to @barcha-official

like I need tob e shot holy fuck

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rarepair enjoyer @yukimyastan · July 6
Replying to @barcha-official

new wallpaper immediately bc what do you mean this is a real man

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insert name here @whawoh · Sept 5
Replying to @barcha-official

okay. oh okay then.

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saya no uta realness @asherdawg · Sept 5
Replying to @barcha-official

don’t. no one touch me

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i love my bf @puzzlevision · Sept 5
Replying to @barcha-official

the way I’d let him do whatever he wanted forever if he looked at me like that

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soccer yaoi 4 lyfe @overworkedgayboy · Sept 5
Replying to @barcha-official

@puzzlevision you already have a sexy loving bf back OFFFF bachira is mine grr alpha growl!!!! this is just like Flowers That Bloom, Sprouts That Grow on ao3 ☹️☹️☹️☹️

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i love my bf @puzzlevision · Sept 5
Replying to @overworkedgayboy

what’s ao3 and how is this similar

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bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @puzzlevision

LMAOOOOOOO? LMAOOOO????? do you. not know abt fanfiction

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i love my bf @puzzlevision · Sept 5
Replying to @noelslefteye

for bachira???????

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soccer yaoi 4 lyfe
@overworkedgayboy

SO WAS ANYONE GONNA TELL ME PUZZLEVISION WAS JUST OUT HERE MAKING THIRST TWEETS AND DEFENSE POSTS ALL ON HIS OWN. HE DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT FANDOM????

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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BEATORICHEEEEEE @sonozakiz · July 6
Replying to @overworkedgayboy

WJAT

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I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @overworkedgayboy

that has to be a joke right

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bm adopt me
@noelslefteye

be so seriour with me rn. @puzzlevision do you know about x reader fanfic. please. please be so fr.

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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i love my bf @puzzlevision · Sept 5
Replying to @noelslefteye

my friend’s shown me some before, but that’s for fictional characters right??

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bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @noelslefteye

holy shit

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insert name here @whawoh · Sept 5
Replying to @noelslefteye

holy shit

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SOCCER not football @rayjeans · July 6
Replying to @noelslefteye

holy shit

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saya no uta realness @asherdawg · Sept 5
Replying to @noelslefteye

hey @puzzlevision look up ao3 and then search bachira meguru/reader

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i love my bf @puzzlevision · Sept 5
Replying to @asherdawg

okay?? I’ll look tomorrow after work

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care bear
@fruitloop_singular

'ugh stop forcing your gay opinions everywhere' and the forcing in question is two guys gazing into each other's eyes and reciting what might just be wedding vows

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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care bear @fruitloop_singular · Sept 5
Replying to @fruitloop_singular

this post was not about real life soccer players but apparently it might as well have been

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care bear @fruitloop_singular · Sept 5
Replying to @fruitloop_singular

what the fuck is ‘come steal me back’ is this real are they real

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Ubers Football Club
@ubers-official

Unfortunately the Bastard Munchen vs Ubers match tonight will be postponed due to bad weather.

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail @kageyamatobiuo32 · July 6
Replying to @ubers-official

r u deadass rn

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Bastard Munchen @bastard-official · July 6
Replying to @ubers-official

See you all soon, we promise the game’s going to be full of even more excitement!

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new stsg dj link in bio @orphanroyalty · Sept 5
Replying to @ubers-official

it’s not even that baddddddddddd

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homosexuals be real @thesniler9 · Sept 5
Replying to @ubers-official

okay but I’m glad they’re prioritizing the health and safety of the players

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slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @ubers-official

damnn

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fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @ubers-official

@pxg-official how about the excitement include giving karasu a mic. I wanna hear him cuss out his own team

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ore wa striker da ‼️‼️ @itoshirinsgf · Sept 5
Replying to @cosmiclitfurby

he’s not even playing on ubers or pxg sdkgjsdklfj?????

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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @cosmiclitfurby

someone tell mikage corp this would increase viewership and therefore profits

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zorse mention???
@zoise

sigh. ubersssss my unproblematic kings. I’ll see u in like two weeks or wtv. idc. sniffs.

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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kirito is always right foundation @tracheya · July 8
Replying to @zoise

wait two weeks?? sorry I’m new here lol

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zorse mention??? @zoise · Sept 5
Replying to @tracheya

ahh yeah!! the matches for nel tend to be back to back with zero breathing room which is great for us but also means if something gets postponed it gets pushed allllll the way to the end of the filled slots. so tomorrow’s gonna be bastard v pxg and instead of pushing the whole schedule back they just put the ubers v bastard match later. hope this makes sense jhfksdljsdfglgjd

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kirito is always right foundation @tracheya · July 8
Replying to @zoise

omg ily okay yes that makes sm sense THANK YOU <33

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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

okay I have an early break. @asherdawg ao3 right?

11:14 AM · July 6th, 20XX


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saya no uta realness @asherdawg · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision

oh my god. YTEAH YEAH. bachira meguru/reader

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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

holy shit?

11:14 AM · July 6th, 20XX


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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

what does mewl mean

11:14 AM · July 6th, 20XX


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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

he would not say that

11:14 AM · July 6th, 20XX


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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

bachira is someone whose career comes first he would NOT retire for ANYONE hello

11:14 AM · July 6th, 20XX


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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

COME ON

11:14 AM · July 6th, 20XX


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insert name here @whawoh · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision

this is gold I’m in tears everybody say thank you noelslefteye

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I’m not gay my bf is
@everyonesfavecishet

I love watching people learn about rpf in real time it’s always such a blessing

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @everyonesfavecishet

is this abut puzzlevision

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I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @gamber

you bet it is

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third time uno champion
@sae-saeng

we don't appreciate fucked up sibling dynamics in media as much as we should. what if this was the person who knew you the best in the whole world but also didn't really know you, and they were everything you wanted to be but also the worst parts of yourself reflected back in a way you couldn't help but love. and you looked at them and felt apathetic and overwhelmed with emotion at the same time and you would be someone entirely different without them. they were a part of you and it hurt. what if the most important person to you was also the one who caused you the most heartbreak. what then

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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third time uno champion @sae-saeng · Sept 5
Replying to @sae-saeng

why did sae fucking itoshi like my post.

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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

my boyfriend saw me reading bachira x reader fanfiction and he just called me cute. can I explode

6:14 AM · July 5th, 20XX


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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision

oh what the hell 😂😂😂 he’s so secure in your relationship go die

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fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

this account actually restored my faith in love again

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unban me discord
@itsmegidover

(banging pots and pans) RISE AND SHINE BITCHES BASTARD VS PXG DAY!!!!!!!

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @itsmegidover

owwww fuck my ears bro

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look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail @kageyamatobiuo32 · July 6
Replying to @itsmegidover

I neeeeeed someone to kick shidou and also get kicked by shidou

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ore wa striker da ‼️‼️ @itoshirinsgf · Sept 5
Replying to @itsmegidover

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

he mixed our stuff up he's so cute [image desc: super blurry image of soccer shin guards and the football stadium that the PxG vs Bastard match is to take place in today. The shin guards have stickers on them that are distinctly yellow but difficult to distinguish in the image.]

6:14 AM · July 5th, 20XX


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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision

???????????????????????????????

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tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision

I fucking. is that.

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ore wa striker da ‼️‼️ @itoshirinsgf · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision

WAIT WAHT. WAIT. AM I . MISREADING THIS

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fc barcha numero uno fan @foureyedfreak · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

HELLO???

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free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

hey. hey did you mean to post this. is. this is a joke right

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adobe pls sponsor me @anri-callme · July 6
Replying to @puzzlevision

guys chill he probably like. plays soccer at his local association or smth and he's just a fan of stickers chillllll

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stream every wednesday and saturday! @yoyohiori · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision

hey wait this is

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stream every wednesday and saturday! @yoyohiori · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision

hey WAIT @bachi

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i love my bf @puzzlevision · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision

fffuck that. wasn’t meant to. attach.

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adobe pls sponsor me
@anri-callme

okay he deleted the fucking tweet never mind I guess everybody panic

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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Notes:

tumblr posts referenced in this chapter (that are not linked within the fic):

 

might just be wedding vows
fucked up sibling dynamics

Chapter 3

Notes:

yeah ash gets it

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

fc barcha numero uno fan
@foureyedfreak

what the fuck

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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new stsg dj link in bio
@orphanroyalty

hey ummmmmm excuse me. why is. why is hiori yo responding to a now deleted post that insinuated puzzlevision was 1. dating a fucking pro league soccer player 2. made it seem like puzzlevision themself was Also a pro league soccer player and 3. had what looked like BACHIRA FUCKING MEGURU'S STUFF. and why. pray tell. did hiori yo also tag bachira.

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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soccer yaoi 4 lyfe @overworkedgayboy · Sept 5
Replying to @orphanroyalty

?? I JUST OPENED THIS APP?

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let’s dance
@kiyora-official

he's not very subtle

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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tristate area slob @tristateareaslob · Sept 5
Replying to @kiyora-official

WHAT IS HAPPENING.

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rarepair enjoyer @yukimyastan · July 6
Replying to @kiyora-official

I think I”m actuavlly having a stroke this is unreal

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insert name here @whawoh · Sept 5
Replying to @kiyora-official

fake ass timeline bro

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homosexuals be real @thesniler9 · Sept 5
Replying to @kiyora-official

okay but WHO IS puzzlevision THEN

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BEATORICHEEEEEE
@sonozakiz

okay everyone SHUT UP for a second!!!!!!!! facts: puzzlevision is a pro footballer? he is dating bachira meguru (?????). he said one more match so he can’t be on ubers bc they’re done playing. fuckingggg. What is going on

11:14 AM · July 6th, 20XX


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zorse mention??? @zoise · Sept 5
Replying to @sonozakiz

literally. ubers my drama free kings hello

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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @sonozakiz

I need to be sedated asap

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fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @sonozakiz

guys this has to be a joke. seriously

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bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @sonozakiz

is bachisagi real are you shitting me rn

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look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail
@kageyamatobiuo32

omg match timeeeee I’m so excited :33333

11:14 AM · July 6th, 20XX


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look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail @kageyamatobiuo32 · July 6
Replying to @kageyamatobiuo32

whats going on.

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free me
@gamber

could it be otoya

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @gamber

WAIT I’M A DUMBASS LMAO NVM they’re litcherally on the same team they’d see each other every day

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slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @gamber

girl cmon

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free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @gamber

STOPPP THEY WERE MY COMFORT SHIP LET ME DREAM 😩

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soccer yaoi 4 lyfe
@overworkedgayboy

this is not what I thought my thursday was gonna look like. my manager is glaring daggers but atp I don’t care if I get fired I’m already dying

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @overworkedgayboy

no way bachisagi is real

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soccer yaoi 4 lyfe @overworkedgayboy · Sept 5
Replying to @itsmegidover

well we don’t know for sure but.

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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @overworkedgayboy

OH PLEASE

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ninja
@otoyaei_

I would not make a secret acc be for real

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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karas(u)
@karasu_tabit0 · Sept 5
Replying to @otoyaei_

please don’t.

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I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @karasu_tabit0

CAN YOU GUYS FUCKINGGGGG GO AWAY I CAN ONLY HAVE ONE CRISIS AT A TIME

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tort law hater
@beyond-illiterate

oh myf ucking god. guys is it chigiri. have we been wrong this whole time. not kunigiri but bachigiri??????

11:14 AM · July 6th, 20XX


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comms open !!! @bachibeeboy · July 6
Replying to @beyond-illiterate

waittttt……… they were teammates before right…..

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fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @bachibeeboy

they still hang out a lot…

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rarepair enjoyer @yukimyastan · July 6
Replying to @karasu_tabit0

are you serious. my ghost ship????????????

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kunigami
@k-rensuke

[image desc: a lone hair tie, the color a pinkish red similar to one often worn by Chigiri Hyoma.]

11:14 AM · July 6th, 20XX


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SOCCER not football @rayjeans · July 6
Replying to @k-rensuke

I’m actually havina breakdown

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new amphibia season lets goooo
@toasteyed4

this is my destiel putin election btw. if you guys even care

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @toasteyed4

tumblr user

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jashin chan @lovrewinder · July 6
Replying to @cosmiclitfurby

girl what were you doing at the devil’s sacrament 👀

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Yukimiya Kenyu - Model, Footballer
@kenyu-yukimiya

I was going to post my new photoshoot but um let’s give them a minute

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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new stsg dj link in bio @orphanroyalty · Sept 5
Replying to @kenyu-yukimiya

yukimiya ure the realest bitch in this house. if I have to deal with all of this and ALSO your stunning photos I will actually be found dead I’m genuinely not kidding

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ore wa striker da ‼️‼️
@itoshirinsgf

no but like it could be itoshi rin. dude. like. he like actually responds to bachira instead of just ignoring him. they knew each other before. they were at that party as each other’s dates that one time.

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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zorse mention??? @zoise · Sept 5
Replying to @itoshirinsgf

okay let him cook???

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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @itoshirinsgf

okay I’m a bachisagi truther but this is………………. hmmm…...

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new stsg dj link in bio @orphanroyalty · Sept 5
Replying to @itoshirinsgf

holy shit. wait. wait no because. wait

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Mikage Reo ⚽
@reo-mikage · Sept 5
Replying to @itoshirinsgf

@itoshirin_official

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ore wa striker da ‼️‼️ @itoshirinsgf · Sept 5
Replying to @reo-mikage

what the fuck dude

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fc barcha numero uno fan
@foureyedfreak

kaiser. micheal kaiser.

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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fc barcha numero uno fan
@foureyedfreak

everyone shut the fuck up for ten seconds and think about it.

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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fc barcha numero uno fan
@foureyedfreak

bachira is often at germany matches when he’s not playing. he. didn’t raichi literally complain abt seeing bachira’s ‘ugly ass face’ in the interview. raichi jingo who is on kaiser’s team.

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @foureyedfreak

you’re joking. you’re jokinggggggggggg

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rarepair enjoyer @yukimyastan · July 6
Replying to @foureyedfreak

KAISER?????????

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SOCCER not football @rayjeans · July 6
Replying to @foureyedfreak

this is the funniest one I’ve seen so far

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tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @foureyedfreak

guys come onnn it’s literally isagi have we seen any of their interactions ever. homos

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hashtag real sports fan @wenyacht2 · Sept 5
Replying to @beyond-illiterate

accusing someone of being gay isn’t a light thing man

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tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @wenyacht2

actually be so fr rn.

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look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail @kageyamatobiuo32 · July 6
Replying to @foureyedfreak

no but guys. guys this is. hey. hey remember literally like five months ago kaiser ness and isagi worked with barcha for a few days. guess who’s in barcha.

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new amphibia season lets goooo @toasteyed4 · July 6
Replying to @kageyamatobiuo32

STOPP. WAIT.

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ore wa striker da ‼️‼️
@itoshirinsgf

also like bachira and isagi have both verbally said they’re best friends specifically

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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play 13s:ar nowwwww @koolaid_sleep · July 6
Replying to @itoshirinsgf

TRUE. TRUE ACTUALLY. and like Verbally saying it hmmmm

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homosexuals be real
@thesniler9

kaibachi met relatively recently too. right around the time the teams were formed and the new non jp members came in. say. idkkkkk APRIL????????????

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail @kageyamatobiuo32 · July 6
Replying to @thesniler9

…..right when puzzlevision acc was created…..

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soccer yaoi 4 lyfe
@overworkedgayboy

okay not to discourse but. doesn’t bachisagi make sense more than kaibachi

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @overworkedgayboy

jay I love you but the evidence

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SOCCER not football
@rayjeans

hey we all know ness has some kind of thing for kaiser and guess who was REALLY FUCKING OFF for like most of april/may

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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ore wa striker da ‼️‼️ @itoshirinsgf · Sept 5
Replying to @rayjeans

I thought that was bc isagi but waittttttttttttt. WAIT WAIT WAITTTTT

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fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @rayjeans

help mw.

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tristate area slob
@tristateareaslob

dude. kaiser is……..kinda convincing…………?

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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nya or whatever
@footballklein

okay wait. waitt the match today is bastard v pxg. ofc those teams would be at the actual field rn

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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new amphibia season lets goooo @toasteyed4 · July 6
Replying to @footballklein

PUZZLEVISION DIDN’T POST DURING THE BASTARD V BARCHA MATCH. PERCHANCE BECAUSE HE WAS PLAYING????????????

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jashin chan
@lovrewinder

idk maybe it’s not any of them maybe it’s like a manager

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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🎮⚽🌵
@nagi

[image desc: Choki. It’s bad lighting and clearly taken without any thought.]

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @nagi

okay. okay thanks king. cool.

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new stsg dj link in bio @orphanroyalty · Sept 5
Replying to @nagi

it’s def not nagi this man has to be held at gunpoint to post anythinggg

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I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @nagi

hiiii choki!!! okay back to losing my mind

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free me
@gamber

guys didn’t kaiser mention during an interview the non-bastard player he talks to the most is MEGURU

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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tort law hater @beyond-illiterate · Sept 5
Replying to @gamber

OH SHIT HOW COUD WE FORGET. MEGURU. it’s not even a non-jp thing he calls isagi isagi and everything

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fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @gamber

he also said meguru was one of the best players. unprompted. btw. wwwhat was that.

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saya no uta realness @asherdawg · Sept 5
Replying to @gamber

holy shit

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insert name here
@whawoh

you guys laughed. you guys fucking laughed when I said kaibachi was real

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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new stsg dj link in bio @orphanroyalty · Sept 5
Replying to @whawoh

bc it literally sounds stupid but somehow I’m being convinced and I HATE IT

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unban me discord
@itsmegidover

anyone remember the time kaiser was spotted shoppinga nd he was holding. yellow. and we couldn’t see who it was with him.

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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sports?? more like. GAY
@clover69-96

okay ykw if no one will do it I will. @m-kaiser are you @puzzlevision

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @clover69-96

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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new stsg dj link in bio @orphanroyalty · Sept 5
Replying to @clover69-96

damn dude

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definitely not ness @noticemesenpai · Sept 5
Replying to @clover69-96

of course not??

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insert name here @whawoh · Sept 5
Replying to @clover69-96

I don’t even have the energy to scream

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Michael Kaiser
@m-kaiser

haha, my feed is very active today.

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @m-kaiser

answer the question man PLEASE I’m dying I’m on my deathbed

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free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @m-kaiser

it has to be right who else can it be. like the evidence bro

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soccer yaoi 4 lyfe @overworkedgayboy · Sept 5
Replying to @m-kaiser

KAISER I’M BEGGING

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red panther @chigirihyo · Sept 5
Replying to @m-kaiser

whoever it is should step forward I’m just saying

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zorse mention??? @zoise · Sept 5
Replying to @chigirihyo

STOP DO YOU KNOW?????? IS IT KAISER???

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red panther @chigirihyo · Sept 5
Replying to @zoise

as bachira would say. :3

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zorse mention???
@zoise

I’m a chigiri stan now

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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jashin chan
@lovrewinder

yo. yo I’m pretty sure I saw a picture of them kissing floating around like weeks ago

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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new amphibia season lets goooo @toasteyed4 · July 6
Replying to @lovrewinder

????????????? AND YOU DIDN’T SHARE WHY EXACTLY?????

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jashin chan @lovrewinder · July 6
Replying to @toasteyed4

I DON’T KNOWW I THOUGHT IT WAS EDITED OR SMTH 😭

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bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @lovrewinder

this place is afucking joke WHAT

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rarepair enjoyer
@yukimyastan

hasn’t bachira been wearing a lot of red/black/gold recently. bastard fucking munchen

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @yukimyastan

okay but like that doesn’t mean kaiser specificially tho it could be isagi or even like. raichi

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soccer yaoi 4 lyfe @overworkedgayboy · Sept 5
Replying to @itsmegidover

raichi BE SERIOUS LMFAOOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂 that man is bitchless.

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look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail
@kageyamatobiuo32

so we all agree it’s kaiser…….?

11:14 AM · July 6th, 20XX


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fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @kageyamatobiuo32

holy shit could you imagine kaiser gushing about anyone’s thighs

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bchsg moment (always) @thatbaffledmangoe · Sept 5
Replying to @cosmiclitfurby

don’t have to imagine buddyboy

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saya no uta realness
@asherdawg

puzzlevision. Wait everoyone wait LISTEN didn’t ness mention once how kaiser has ‘advanced vision’ or something where he pieces things together. like a puzzle. perhaps.

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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slipknot concert when
@animal-luvr

this is not real this is not happening

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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Michael Kaiser
@m-kaiser

[image desc: picture of two familiar bright yellow hairclips. The picture is tilted enough to show that the hairclips are in Bastard Munchen’s training gym.]

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @m-kaiser

BACHIRA’S HAIR CLIPS??????????

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SOCCER not football @rayjeans · July 6
Replying to @m-kaiser

okay. cool so is this a. confirmation or

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look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail @kageyamatobiuo32 · July 6
Replying to @m-kaiser

I genuinely cannot believe this

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fc barcha numero uno fan @foureyedfreak · July 6
Replying to @m-kaiser

????????????????????????????

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bchsg moment (always) @thatbaffledmangoe · Sept 5
Replying to @m-kaiser

logging off forever <3

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raya kill them with lesbianness @iheartyuri · Sept 5
Replying to @m-kaiser

WHO IS HE. WHAT IS HAPPENING

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free me @gamber · July 6
Replying to @m-kaiser

I’m having a stroke

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bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @m-kaiser

huh.

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🎮⚽🌵 @nagi · July 6
Replying to @m-kaiser

DX

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saya no uta realness @asherdawg · Sept 5
Replying to @nagi

nagi i’m going to kill you shut UP YOU’RE NOT HELPING

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SOCCER not football @rayjeans · July 6
Replying to @nagi

no what. what

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sae @saeitoshi · July 6
Replying to @m-kaiser

lukewarm.

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fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @saeitoshi

this brought itoshi fucking sae out of socmed seclusion

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slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @saeitoshi

I’m actually running out of ways to scream

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ore wa striker da ‼️‼️ @itoshirinsgf · Sept 5
Replying to @animal-luvr

Im not. KLADGHLKSDHGAKLSFHALKFHIOEHGLKDFJASLKFJALKDHFSDLGHSDKJFHKALFHLKDSHF

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rawr @kuronaa_ranze · Sept 5
Replying to @m-kaiser

not nice, not nice

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Aiku ;) @oliveraiku_soccer · July 6
Replying to @kuronaa_ranze

It’s a little bit funny

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tracking the gmmtv kissing charts @ranchthoughts · Sept 5
Replying to @oliveraiku_soccer

.

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insert name here @whawoh · Sept 5
Replying to @oliveraiku_soccer

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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Noel Noa @noelnoaofficial · Sept 5
Replying to @m-kaiser

Kaiser, please act appropriately.

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tristate area slob @tristateareaslob · Sept 5
Replying to @noelnoaofficial

fuckign. Didn’t even know noel knew his account password. okay

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fc barcha numero uno fan @foureyedfreak · July 6
Replying to @noelnoaofficial

call me when everything’s over

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play 13s:ar nowwwww @koolaid_sleep · July 6
Replying to @noelnoaofficial

hey so I just woke up

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bm adopt me
@noelslefteye

I’m

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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insert name here
@whawoh

the only thing we’re missing is bachira himself saying something. like this is a confirmation right. and the evidence. it. I guess. I fucking guess

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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BM Isagi Yoichi!
@isagiyoichi

IT’S NOT FUCKING KAISER????????? OUT OF ERVERYONE YOU GUYS DECIDE KAISER?????????????? I’m literally. I’m his best friend and I have so many more interactions with him excuse me

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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ore wa striker da ‼️‼️ @itoshirinsgf · Sept 5
Replying to @isagiyoichi

What.

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zorse mention??? @zoise · Sept 5
Replying to @itoshirinsgf

...........

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soccer yaoi 4 lyfe @overworkedgayboy · Sept 5
Replying to @isagiyoichi

dude

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rarepair enjoyer @yukimyastan · July 6
Replying to @isagiyoichi

flatlining as we speak

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play 13s:ar nowwwww @koolaid_sleep · July 6
Replying to @isagiyoichi

is this. a. confirmation.

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new stsg dj link in bio @orphanroyalty · Sept 5
Replying to @isagiyoichi

I’m going to bed.

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SOCCER not football @rayjeans · July 6
Replying to @isagiyoichi

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slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @isagiyoichi

okay. okay. okay cool

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meimei @soccamocha · July 6
Replying to @isagiyoichi

isagi please I am BEGGING PLEASE BE CLEAR I CAN’T DO THIS

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unban me discord
@itsmegidover

hey the match starts in like ten minutes is everyone like. alive

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @itsmegidover

um

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fortnite battlepass save me
@cosmiclitfurby

god. fuck okay match time

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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free me
@gamber

let’s go pxg!!!!!!

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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zorse mention???
@zoise

KAISER GOAL this literally never gets old he’s so good

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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homosexuals be real
@thesniler9

okay I’m still reeling but. damn bastard is bringing their a game today

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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slipknot concert when @animal-luvr · July 6
Replying to @thesniler9

you think the bachira stuff is making them play harder lmao

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fc barcha numero uno fan
@foureyedfreak

rin goal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he’s so cool I literally don’t think anyone is on his level

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @foureyedfreak

what abt shidou my freaky king

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fc barcha numero uno fan @foureyedfreak · July 6
Replying to @noelslefteye

listen as much as I appreciate shidou’s insanely talented playing he’s not the clean efficient playstyle that rin embodies he’s messyyy which is really good sometimes!! but it’s different!

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bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @foureyedfreak

OH SO TRUE ACTUALLY

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leafs fan unfortunately
@makingtheseiskillingme

I’m still so lost on the puzzlevision bachira thing hello

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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adobe pls sponsor me @anri-callme · July 6
Replying to @makingtheseiskillingme

dw about it bbg (we’re all confused)

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leafs fan unfortunately @makingtheseiskillingme · July 6
Replying to @anri-callme

okay ♥️yayy ♥️

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rarepair enjoyer
@yukimyastan

holy shit isagi goal YES LET’S GO

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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comms open !!! @bachibeeboy · July 6
Replying to @yukimyastan

like idc if you’re dating bachira (the loml) anymore you can have him AS LONG AS YOU KEEP DOING THAT BC HOLY SHIT

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unban me discord
@itsmegidover

2-1…………….. come on come on come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn keep it up bastard

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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play 13s:ar nowwwww @koolaid_sleep · July 6
Replying to @itsmegidover

bm tweets are so funny without context who are you calling a bastard

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ore wa striker da ‼️‼️
@itoshirinsgf

ALMOST THERE PXG JUST TWO MORE

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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I’m not gay my bf is
@everyonesfavecishet

I’m more nervous than I was giving my valedictorian speech in high school

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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tristate area slob @tristateareaslob · Sept 5
Replying to @everyonesfavecishet

UNSERIOUS ASS FANS LMAOOOOOO you’re so real

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adobe pls sponsor me
@anri-callme

come on kaiser your boyfriend ? is WATCHING

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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tort law hater
@beyond-illiterate

oh my god oh ymg fod oh my gofd oh my goddddd

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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meimei
@soccamocha

did isagi just steal the ball from kaiser his own TEAMMATE 😭

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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saya no uta realness
@asherdawg

that. that was such an insane trick shot???????? ISAGI YOICHI???????????

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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unban me discord
@itsmegidover

THEY FUCKING WON. BASTARD MUNCHEN WON AGAINST PARIS X GEN

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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comms open !!!
@bachibeeboy

bring out the GOOD wine janet we CELEBRATING

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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comms open !!! @bachibeeboy · Sept 5
Replying to @bachibeeboy

Hey.

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damn cloth
@anotherusernamehelpme

oh em gee the soccer mutuals are truly tweaking the fuck out yall good

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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I’m not gay my bf is
@everyonesfavecishet

literally typihng this with shajing hands but ohj my g

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @everyonesfavecishet

what was that.

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I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @everyonesfavecishet

did i

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I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @everyonesfavecishet

see that correctly

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I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @everyonesfavecishet

guys

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I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @everyonesfavecishet

?

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I’m not gay my bf is @everyonesfavecishet · July 6
Replying to @everyonesfavecishet

guys i think ive lost it

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tort law hater
@beyond-illiterate

that was sooof dskgfdsjklgjdflghsdjghsdjkdlhj lHWHAT HEY WAIT

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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slipknot concert when
@animal-luvr

hey we all saw bachira meguru elbow his way past noel noa and launch himself at isagi yoichi and KISS HIM ON THE MOUTH. ON THE FIELD IN FRONT OF EVERYONE. WE ALL SAW. RIGHT..

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @animal-luvr

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fortnite battlepass save me @cosmiclitfurby · July 6
Replying to @animal-luvr

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saya no uta realness @asherdawg · Sept 5
Replying to @animal-luvr

WHAT.

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ore wa striker da ‼️‼️
@itoshirinsgf

I step away for FIVE MINUTES TO TAKE A CALL AND

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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free me
@gamber

wh. I’m lightheaded

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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hey (swagless)
@shrimp_friedrice

people on twt: bachisagi, the rpf ship between two world famous football players, is real and isagi yoichi has an incredibly popular secret account where he writes cute things his bf (world famous football player bachira meguru) does and revealed that they were in fact dating because isagi accidentally posted a pic that implied he was a pro footballer and people thought bachira was dating kaiser and this pissed off isagi sooo bad that he declared it was HIM and bachisagi confirmed this by bachira kissing isagi on the fucking field
people in real life: hey man how’s it going

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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homosexuals be real
@thesniler9

so bachisagi is real and puzzlevision is isagi motherfucking yoichi

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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rarepair enjoyer
@yukimyastan

I need to reevaluate every tweet by puzzlevision. isagi yoichi. I. what.

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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i love my bf
@puzzlevision

my boyfriend kissed me on the field today :)

11:14 AM · July 8th, 20XX


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soccer monster 🐝⚽‼️‼️‼️ @puzzlevision · Sept 5
Replying to @isagiyoichi

:3 MWAH!!!!

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unban me discord @itsmegidover · Sept 5
Replying to @bachi

this is literally not happening

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rarepair enjoyer @yukimyastan · July 6
Replying to @bachi

hhh

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soccer yaoi 4 lyfe @overworkedgayboy · Sept 5
Replying to @bachi

okay. okay cool we doing this now okay cool I WAS MAKING FUN OF ISAGI FUCKIGN YOICHI BEING IN LOVE WITH BACHIRA MEGURU???????????????

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lan zhan waifu material @ohiogozaimasu · Sept 5
Replying to @puzzlevision

did I miss smth who is bachisagi

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new stsg dj link in bio @orphanroyalty · Sept 5
Replying to @bachi

I’ve been irrevocably changed as a person

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WHAT THE FUCK.
@bchsgfanacc

GO ON A SOCMED DETOX THEY SAID. IT'S GOOD FOR YOU THEY SAID. I FUCKING. COME BACK AND. I

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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WHAT THE FUCK. @bchsgfanacc · July 6
Replying to @otoyaei_

I'm deactivating my account good fucking bye. unreal. UNREAL

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bm adopt me @noelslefteye · July 8
Replying to @bchsgfanacc

oh my god 😭😭😭😭😭

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free me
@gamber

holy shit wait has anyone told him about bachisagi fanfiction

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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saya no uta realness
@asherdawg

so are we just moving past the fact that isagi yoichi doxxed someone for talking shit abt his bf or

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 20XX


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Notes:

drop your fave account in the comments I'd love to know!

YIPPPEEE last chapter! this insane fever dream of a fic..... thank you all sooo much for reading mwah ily endlessly! I had a lot of fun writing this and I hope you had a lot of fun reading it too! the sillies <3

Notes:

teehee!! come say hi on tumblr I go insane on the regular <3