Chapter 1: Part 1, Betrayer. (And insanity)
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I am Tung Tung Tung Sahur, and I love Ballerina Cappuchina.
But Tralalero Tralala loves Ballerina Cappuchina.
Me and Ballerina Cappuchina are together.
But one day, I went to work, and I forgot my Iphone 16 Pro Max.
I went back to see Ballerina Cappuchina kissing Tralalero Tralala.
I kicked her out and cried but Brr Brr Patapim gave me an idea.
I will shoot Tralalero Tralala and Ballerina Cappuchina.
A few days later I received a gun from Wish.
I was ready to shoot, but Cappuchino Assasino was behind me and took the gun.
He shot me, and that was the end of me....
Chapter 2: Part 2: Revenge (and impatience)
Notes:
welp i updated this
also no i will not update it on wattpad right after this :3
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When Ballerina Cappuchina knew that Tung Tung Tung Sahur died she was so happy because now she could date more men.
But to her surprise….
Tung Tung Tung Sahur never died. He came back for revenge.
He waited until everyone was asleep.
Then he broke into Ballerina Cappuchina’s house to kill her.
And all of the men she dated……
Notes:
hahahahaha i’ll pay for your therapy
Chapter 3: Part 3: Shock (and crime)
Summary:
wow i updated it again guys hufhfuhrrwfrfoufh also yes it's now on wattpad jdpjådj3oiefj3
Chapter Text
Tung Tung Tung Sahur broke into Ballerina Cappuchina's house.
He found her with 5 men, Tralalero Tralala, Prr Prr Patapim, Bombardino Crocodilo, Champanzi Bananani, and Capppuchina Assasino.
He was shocked.
He thought that she only cheated with Tralalero Tralala.
He started shooting them.
He only managed to shoot Prr Prr Patapim and....
Notes:
why did i do this again? also very sorry for starting nearly all of the sentences with "he" dnocoq3bäo13bvräb3
Chapter 4: Part 4: Sadness (and scheming)
Notes:
kssksksksksksksksk i updated it again slslslslls
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Tung Tung Tung Sahur was sad after, and ate ice cream. He slept.
But Ballerina Cappuchina was not happy.
She was going to kill Tung Tung Tung Sahur.
But when she saw him so sad, she got sad too and started to once again develop feelings for him.
So she plotted an evil plan…..
Notes:
help aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa why did i agree to update this kskskssksksksksskskskskskskslsksk
Chapter 5: Chapter 5- Greed
Summary:
wow i left ts for MONTHS. anyway slsksks
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Ballerina Cappuchina was in her room, and she said:
”Now I only have 4 boyfriends, but if Tung Tung Tung Sahur is also my boyfriend I will have 5 boyfriends again.”
She started stalking him, and Tung Tung Tung Sahur promised her that he regretted killing others. Ballerina said it was perfect.
Time to propose.
But then he said-
Notes:
mmmmm satire
this took 5 minutes to copy from paper help
do you guys need more or should i stop
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