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Once upon a time Yuri was yurifully yuriing down the streets of Yuriville, her hometown.

Today she was going to be joining the LIT Club 🔥🔥🔥

During her way there, she practiced what she would say upon gracing those pests with her yurious presence.

"WMHA??" oh yeah, that one is good.

She arrives at the club just in time to be 2763 seconds early.

She opens the door and.....

Low and behold, Monitor is also there!!!!!!!!!!!

Yuri's heart starts going dokidokidokidokidokidokidokidoki at the speed of yuri cuz oh my gosh ajajwjsjjs3kekkskzkss Monk is so jwjwjiakjskskks

Minotor catches her staring and dies. Yuri catches her in her arms and looks deep into Menok's emerald O R B S .

Mekon and Yuri spend the next 5 days standing like that,,, thinking about literally nothing..........so romantic

The next time Yuri yuries, Natsuki and Sayori enter the LIT Club 🔥🔥🔥

They both look at the scene unfolding infront of them and then have the Look™ (you know which one)

"golly! oh boy howdy did we get caught in a jeeper today, huh, Natsuki?" Sayori says to the thingy next to her.

Natsuki looks at Sayori with the face expression of that one war meme.

"wwwwhhhhaaaatttt tttthhhhheeeee ssskkkkiiiibbbbiiiidddiiiiii.........................................."

Yuri drops Meknok way to late cuz the author forgot they were the focus.

"owowowowowow" Mink says when code falls down.

Yuri starts bawling her eyes out cuz she did harm to her frfr canon trust love of her life . "KQJSJSJSKSKSKWKSNSJ IMSORYYEKSKSMSMSME HELEEHELEHELSSNBDNSDURIISZJJSWKSKNSN😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭"

Sayori and Natsuki cant handle the yuri and die out of the LIT Club 🔥🔥🔥

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"Well..... that was sillym,," Ika says after the fever dream ends.

"y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yeah........" Yuri yuris

"W-well,,, heh,, just fyi u r rlly pretty ngl ejsjwksknska" Melk says after not regaining code composure.

"frfr lowk tho icl ts kinda pmo yk nat n sayo needa bfr rn vro istg dnt pmo rn" Yuri responds like a normal person.

Men and Yuri look at each other and die. 😛😛

And then they don't

Yuri hands Moik a poem she wrote.

Minak scans the poem with her orbs and looks up at Yuri.

"Okayokay.m...... it's bussin'....but like where's the zaa???? ykykky" she says.

Yuri banishes herself to yaoiville as punishment.

"waitwaitnonononoonnono" Mekin screams at a frequency of 77777 Hz and at a volume of 2763 decibles, making Yuri deaf.

"umumuumumumumuum" code stumbles over her words.

Yuri does a yuri.

Suddenly, Kasane Pearto 🍐🍐🍐🍐 appears

"WATASHIWAAAA UTAHIME DAYO WATANA WAAAA USO JANAI NOOOO" Pearto 🍐🍐🍐🍐 sings and Yuri kicks it out of the stratosphere.

"well that was weird....." Yuri mumbles.

Maniko decides this fever dream is too crazy and its time to wake up and actually be normal for once.

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yhmmm yeah auyhros decided this js too schitzo

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aaand we are back!!!!!!! pr9bably not after a night of good sleep owoowo i have a tummyache

ANYWAYSSDS

Monter and Yuri are trying to process who the hay is Pearto 🍐🍐🍐🍐 but like it doesnt matter cuz they have to be yuriful otherwise the reader wkll stop readering 😞

"oh ny gyat Yuri" Min says to Yuri (just incase you didnt knwo)

Yuri looks to her liebe and is like uhm erm uhhh she uuu she nods like yes what do you want sigma

"wwwwelll, its teally fun hsnging out in the LIT club 🔥🔥🔥 buuuuut do you wanna heh g-g-g-g-go out on a date?? :333" Manke blushes cutely.

Yuri becomes a tomat 🍅🍅 cuz like oml Meni is asking her out whaytatatatt that is so akwkwksmsmsk

Yuri eagerly accepts because I need to write that down otherwise no one will understand obviously but like yeah what if she botched the acceptance or like denied cuz she got scurred,,,, she didnt tho she eagerly accepteds !!! :p

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now having left the LIT club 🔥🔥🔥, Manik and Yuri take a walk down memory lane.

Mk is the first to speak. "hehheehh Yuri do you remember when we werent gay" and Yuri is FLABBERGHASTED. because what do you MEAN remember when we werent gay?!?;??!?;? "ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT YOU USED TO IDENTIFY AS....S-S-STRAIGHT???????!?!?!?!??" Yuri recoils in sheer shock.

Maki blinks about 777 times before GASPING like shes never had air before. "GASP!!!!!! I SOSOSO DEEPLY APOLOGIZE FOŖ BETRAYING YOŪ!!!!!!!! PLEASE I BEG FORGIVENESS I JSUT- JUDT+ AS A CHILD I WAS STRAIGHT CUZ I DIDNT KNOW ANY BETTER PLEASE FORGIVE ME.....????"??€??€(€€(€!?€?!?" Oia pleads for forgiveness.

"oh....waitmm. you were straight as a child??? well thats fine then probably... what made you realize you werent straight? 🤨🏳️‍🌈❔"

Ik starts rambling. "oh well some time ago i was in this club, it was a literature 📚📚 club (so dumb ikr),,, i dont even know why i made it ijbol 🧷

aaanyways one day this guy joined and i like deleted everyone else in the club just to date him,, that was so extra smh"

Yuri ponders. "oh yh that was a little extra but its fine cuz now we are yuri riiiiiight?? and well youre president of the LIT club 🔥🔥🔥"

M (im running out of ideas) smiles sweety, her face tinting pink. "Ahaha, yeah. ngl we need to kiss or something so the author can finally wrap this up because going like this this fanfic will never end i cant even"

Yuri blushes but nods anyways.

Without further ado, Mei leans in to kiss Yuri 😘😘😘😘😘

mwah mwah mwah smooch smooch insert hot makeout scene kiss kiss 💋💋

And they yuri'd happily ever after.

THE ENDm

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"Monika, why is there a chapter 2 and why can I actually pronounce your name correctly? 🤨" Yuri asked Monika but not really because she was talking to a wall from which Monika came out of.

"haha 'came'" Monika said.

Yuri raised an eyebrow at her. "No but fr why is there a chapter 2 this author never makes more than 1 chapter and speaking of WHERE HAVE THEY BEEN??? its been like . 2 months(???) since they last posted..." Yuri queried to Monika.

Monika did pose 5a and stared at Yuri in contemplation. "Well who cares we are back in the LIT Club 🔥🔥🔥 and can be yuriful so isnt that all that matters my sweet my love my darling light of my life my pumpkin my cupcake my...tea..? My [insert more idk]"

Yuri's teeth start rotting because of the fluff.

"That's what I call 'tooth-rotting fluff'! ba dum tss HAHAHHA get it?" i cant find the music note emoji so you arent getting it btw monika said that

"Heh, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I guess you're right, Mmmmmmmmmmiku..." Yuri replied bashfully to what Monika said before.

Miku came out of the wall too upon hearing the mention of her name. "mikudayo!!! 🤠"

"haha 'came'" Monika said.

Yuri looks at Miku, vexed. "Wwho are you?"

Monika also notices Miku's presence. "what!!! no way theres someone else here arent we all just pngs following a script in this dating sim turned psychological horror upon gently opening the door WHAT IS REAL ANYMORE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA" she crashes out.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE ARE JUST PNGS MONIKA, IS MY LOVE FOR YOU ONLY 2 DIMENSIONAL??" Yuri bawls because iirc thats a real word but if it isnt idc

"haha 'bawls'" Monika says.

Monika's reply comes instatly because well theyre talking to each other duh "NO MY SWEET YURI! I LOVE YOU IN ALL THE DIMENSIONS, THE FACT THAT WE ARE JUST PNGS DOESNT MEAN OUR LOVE IS!!"

"THEN EXPLAIN THIS." Yuri reaches into her pocket and pulls out a file titled 'moniyuri.png' with teary eyes.

Monika gasps. "I-IT ISNT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE....!!"

"Hey guys can we calm down?" Miku tries to deescalate the situation and fails because no one cares about her.

"I TRUSTED YOU, MONIKA. BUT I DONT THINK I CAN DO THIS ANYMORE. WE'RE DONE." Yuri walks off into the sunset despite them being in the clubroom at 1 pm.

Monika drops to her knees, tears streaming down her face, heart shattered into a million pieces. "Yuri...no...how will I ever be without you?"

Sayori and Natsuki come in to the LIT Club 🔥🔥🔥 laughing about repeated immature jokes.

"haha 'come'" Natsuki says.

Sayori laughs along.

Then they both notice Monika crying on the floor and the dissapearance of Hatsune Miku.

"Monika, what's wrong?" Sayori asks, kneeling down next to her.

"M-my shayla... she left me..." Monika chokes out between sobs.

They both gasp in shock.

Sayori glances up. Nastuki is at a loss for words. She supposes it's up to her to comfort their friend.

"I-it'll be okay, Monika." She says, trying not to cry herself. "Afterall, this work is now set to incomplete."

Monika perks up. "R-really?" she whispers, eyes red and puffy.

"Yeah." Sayori responds. "It is."