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-@Foxyboy has created a group chat-
-@Foxyboy has named the groupchat "Mickey-Mouse slaughterhouse"
-@Foxyboy has added @Emoboy, @pinkypie, @knifebitch and 8 other people-
Sasuke: what the hell is this
Naruto: a group chat :)
Shikamaru: can i leave
Shikamaru: i wanna leave
Naruto: no :p
Shikamaru: what a drag...
Sakura: What is this grp name..
Naruto: I thought it was funny 👉👈
Sasuke: nothing u do is funny
Naruto: ouch
Naruto: u love me tho
Sasuke: u wish
Ino: stop flirting ew
Sakura: Ino is right, just kiss already ;P
Hinata: Oh. Hi everyone ☺️
Ino: Hi bbg 🌸💓
Sakura: Heyyy princess ૮₍˃̵֊ ˂̵ ₎ა
Naruto: wow
Naruto: I dare say hi to Sakura and she nearly hits me in the face, Hinata says hi and now yall are all cutesy and nice 😑
Sakura: Well, that's because everyone loves Hinata and she's perfect.
Kiba: GAY
Kiba: but I agree with sakura
Shino: obviously you do -_-
Ino: WOW A WILD SHINO HAS APPEARED
Shino: and u will never see me again
Shino: ...
Shino: why can't I leave?
Naruto: a magician never reveals its secret 🤫
Sasuke: he thought he ate with that
Naruto: stfu emo gay boy
Naruto: "um what is color?🌑🖤🔪💔⛓️💥"
Sasuke: count ur days...
Naruto: :P
Neji: What is this, and why am I in it?
Neji: Why is my phone blowing up at 2 am?
Neji: And why are you guys awake on a thursday night?
Naruto: So its a grp chat
Naruto: and ur in it because ur Lees friend and my spiritual sister potential boyfriend 😇
Naruto: also what a healthy sleeping schedule!!! 🦅🦅🦅🦅
Neji answered too "and ur in it because ur..." : what
Naruto: WAIT PLEASE DON'T KILL ME
Naruto: SOMEONE HELP
Ino: ur on ur own
Sakura: Never willingly anger the Hyuga
Naruto: SO NOW SASUKE IS PLANNING ON KILLING ME AND NEJI IS GIVING ME HIS DEATH GLARE
Naruto: I CAN FEEL IT FROM MY HOUSE
Lee: even I cannot help u with this unyouthfull experience 😓
Naruto: HELPPP
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-7.02 am-
Chouji: so what was going on?
Tenten: I'm not sure I wanna know, I was sleeping
Shikamaru: great he wasnt joking when he said we couldnt leave
Lee: HELLO MY YOUTHFULL COMPANIONS
Lee: READY FOR THIS YOUTFULL DAY OF CLASS??
Neji: Dear Kami, please help me through this for I have already suffered plenty.
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Ino: GUYS
Ino: I WAS WATCHING TIKTOK IN CLASS AND ASUMA-SENSEI TOOK MY PHONE!! 😭😭😭😭😭
Shikamaru: ...
Shikamaru: how r u texting!?
Ino: smartwatch🫠
Naruto: obviously
Naruto: rich-kid
Ino: HEY ur bsf (boyfriend) is literaly a millionaire
Naruto: JHGFSWUDSTDLI MY WHAT
Sasuke: what
Sakura: screenshoted. sending this to Kakashi- sensei, see how these two baka finally agree with each other
Naruto: WE AGREE SOMETIME DZJREKXESAERAERSXK
Kiba: yeah right -_-
Shino: u stole my emoji 0_0
Kiba: deal with it
Naruto: @deadeyes u know why tenten is not answering my messages
Neji: she got detention
Neji: again
Sakura: Lee as well☹️
Ino: NOOO DONT BE SAD MY POOKIE WEKFHBWCXAH
Sakura: thxx babes 😔
Naruto: AND SASUKE AND I ARE THE GAY ONES???
Sakura: u are gay baka
Naruto: true but u too
Sakura: point taken
Choji: yall are all homosexuals, hope that helps 🫡
Ino: CHOJI BEING HOMOPHIC CAUGHT IN 4K
Shikamaru: "homophic"
Ino: STFU PIGTAILS
Shikamaru: ur the one who wore them until 6th grade
Ino: U REALLY WANNA TALK ABT 6TH GRADE NARA
Shikamaru: troublesome...
Hinata: what happened in 6th grade?
Ino: NOTHING
Shikamaru: nothing
Hinata: oh
Hinata: sorry ☹️
Kiba: hey dont make Hina feel guilty
Shino: I will send my bugs in ur beds 🪲
Ino: SHIT SORRY HINATA BABES 🙏
Naruto: Damn its crazy team 8 always have each others back
Naruto: Sasuke and Sakura would make fun of me if i got stumped to the ground 🫥
Sakura: thats because ur an idiot
Sasuke: a gay idiot
Naruto: DAMN ZCJDZFHIEFDU
Sakura: u shouldn't talk Uhiha
Sakura: I saw u making out last year with Suigetsu
Ino: U WHAT 😭😭😭😭😭
Sakura: It was behing Oroachimarue's class
Kiba: "OROACHIMARUE" IS CRAZY OTZUIBJHOTV
Sasuke: Sakura, I know where u sleep...
Sakura: sorry I'm not blond enough for you 😋
Sasuke: ...
Naruto: guys don't fight
Naruto: Sasuke u know she will beat ur ass down
Ino: WAIT U KNEW ABT SASUKES HOMOSEXUAL ENDEAVERS BEHIND THE ROACH'S CLASS
Kiba: "HOMOSEXUAL ENDEAVERS" LMAOOO DTGUVHVRPTOU
Naruto: ...yes🙃
Shikamaru: jealous?
Naruto: BITCH WTF
Tenten: not a no then
Naruto: TENTEN😞😞 HOW COULD U😩😩😩
Naruto: also why were u in detention?
Tenten: Lee was challenging Neji in arts, and dropped glue on my qipao so I slapped him
Tenten: so we both ended in detention
Tenten: with Kakashi-sensei
Tenten: who was reading his weird ass book
Sakura: we really need to find him a girlfriend
Naruto: Or a boyfriend
Naruto: Iruka told me he used to have one
Naruto: we should make him and Itachi meet
Sasuke: WAIT WHAT
Sasuke: LEAVE MY BROTHER OUT OF THIS
Sasuke: ALSO ITACHI IS NOT GAY
Naruto: HE'S A BIG ASS HOMOSEXUAL
Naruto: AND A EVEN BIGGER EMO THAN U
Kiba: hehe "bigger"😏
Sasuke: STFU FURRY
Naruto: but truth is, Kakashi-sensei is too old for him
Naruto: maybe we should set Kakashi-sensei with my dad
Naruto: Iruka is in a deep need of a relationship with all his stress
Sasuke: I would be in a great state of stress if u were my kid
Naruto: HEY
Naruto: my dad loves me 👉👈
Sasuke: keep telling urself that
Kiba: also why do u want to find ur dad a boyfriend? U wanna hear all there Icha Icha reenactment in the room next to you 👀
Naruto: Dude?? EWW?
Notes:
Hey hope u enjoyed it
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Naruto: GUYS IM STUCK IN A TIME LOOP
Sasuke: ???
Shikamaru: ur what
Sakura: ok, who fucking gave sugar to Naruto!?
Naruto: IM BEING FREAKING SERIOUS
Naruto: IVE LIVED THIS EXACT SAME DAY 3 DAYS IN A ROW
Tenten: Naruto, babes, have u taken ur meds?
Tenten: @emoboy did he take them?
Sasuke: How would I know
Tenten: he slept over ur yesterday no?!
Kiba: 👀🤨
Naruto: I HAVE TAKEN MY MEDS, U ASSHOLES JUST DONT TAKE ME SERIOUSLY
Naruto: LIKE I HAVE LIVED THIS MATH CLASS AT LEAST THREE TIME
Sasuke: wait
Sasuke: Naruto, was the pill u took before class ur meds?
Naruto: yeah why
Sasuke: U FUCKING IDIOT U TOOK ONE AT MY HOUSE THIS MORNING
Sasuke: SKIP SCIENCE, IM TAKING U HOME, UR TRIPPING OUT
Naruto: sorry..
Kiba: taking him home 🤨
Sasuke: stfu
Sakura: what did I miss?
Sakura: Holy shit
Sakura: I should have known this idiot could not even take his meds smartly
Lee: GUYS I HAVE MET THE MOST YOUTHFULL LOVE OF MY LIFE
Neji: Why is everyone here unhinged
Tenten: Lee that's great! Who is it?
Lee: So I was at a cheerleading competition and I saw the beautifully youthfull Gaara
Lee: I stalked in on insta and turns out hes friends with Naruto
Lee: and weirdly enough his sister and Shikamaru follow each other
Shikamaru: shes a friend of a friend
Ino: 🤨
Lee: anyways hes the most beautifull red head green eye beauty I have ever seen
Lee: Wait Naruto is he gay
Tenten: Naruto is currently out of service try him again later
Neji: wait isnt he Naruto's age
Kiba: Lee, u dog
Kiba: going for younger men
Notes:
Heyyy, so honeslty when i wrote this at two am i thought it was funny. now i must say...
Chapter 4: 4
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Naruto: OKAY so who’s coming to get Ramen tonight?? I’m craving miso ramen like Kiba craves attention
Kiba: I crave bitches actually 😌
Sakura: And you’ll continue to starve 😘
Naruto: DAMN 💀💀💀
Shikamaru: Troublesome. Why do you guys fight like toddlers?
Hinata: I’ll come for ramen with everyone
Tenten: I’m down. I need a break from Gai-Sensei. Y’all stress me out.
Lee: YOUTHFUL NOODLES WITH FRIENDS! I SHALL BE THERE!
Choji: You had me at “ramen”
Shino: I can be persuaded. As long as Naruto doesn’t slurp like a dying toad again.
Naruto: Rude 🥲
Sasuke: No one asked for your slurp critique, Bug Boy.
Shino: It’s called manners. Look it up, Emo Uchiha.
Sakura: Always there to defend his boyfriend apparently
Ino: LOL Sasuke showing up in chat is always a jump scare
Sasuke: Keep talking and you’ll find yourself blocked faster than your last situationship.
Ino: Blocked by Sasuke Uchiha? Honestly, that’s a badge of honor 💅
Naruto: Aw look at you Sasukeee all feisty tonight 😏
Sasuke: You’re the reason the group chat is muted 90% of the time.
Naruto: Aww, you mute me but never block me? You must like me 😌
Sakura: Naruto.
Naruto: Yes princess bubblegum
Sakura: Stop flirting with Sasuke before I short-circuit.
Shikamaru: This chat gives me brain rot. Can we just meet at 7?
Tenten: Agreed. We’ll fight in person,
Naruto. Bring your A-game.
Sasuke: He doesn’t have an A-game. He’s stuck at “C for Clown.”
Naruto:Oh yeah? You think you can beat me in ramen speed-eating tonight?
Sasuke: I think I can beat you at everything. Including getting the last dumpling.
Naruto: HA. We’ll see about that, Princess Emo.
Lee: I am starting a betting pool on Naruto vs Sasuke eating contest! WHO’S IN?!
Neji: Put me down for 500 yen on Sasuke. Naruto chokes under pressure. Ino: 500 on Naruto. That boy’s got bottomless pit energy.
Kiba: 500 that they end up flirting mid-battle and forgetting the dumplings
Sakura: That’s… honestly valid.
Sasuke: Not happening.
Naruto: You scared you’ll fall for me in public again, Sasuke?
Sasuke: I’d rather fall into a volcano.
Naruto: Aw~ but I’m hotter than lava 😌🔥
Hinata: We’re still talking about food… right?
7:13 PM – Ramen Bar
Tenten: Who let Naruto and Sasuke sit next to each other?
Neji: They insisted on it. Like children.
Ino: Look at them arguing over one gyoza like it’s the Hokage seat.
Kiba: Just kiss already, you’re blocking the soy sauce.
Sakura: Stop trying to feed Sasuke with your chopsticks, we’re in public!
Sasuke: He stabbed me in the cheek with it.
Naruto: That’s called love. 🥰
Shikamaru: Remind me why we hang out with them?
Lee: Because the power of friendship is stronger than their sexual tension!
Choji: Are you guys gonna eat that dumpling or should I just take it?