Archive of Our Own ^beta

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prologue :)

LDSHADOWLADY has added 32 people to a group chat

LDSHADOWLADY has renamed group chat to “we’re very normal here”

LDSHADOWLADY: hiiiii!!!!! i decided to make a group chat for everyone in band and choir :)

SOLIDARITYGAMING: Hi Lizzie!!!!!! 🙂

BIGBST4TZ2: YAY LIZZIE!!!!

LDSHADOWLADY changed their name to “lizzie :)”

SMALLISHBEANS changed their name to “smallishheinz”

GOODTIMESWITHSCAR: joel made his name a me reference!!!! 🎉🥺😆

SMALLISHHEINZ: don't let it boost your ego i just thought it was funny

GRIAN has changed their name to “grain”

LIZZIE :): grian did you mean to spell your name wrong???

GRAIN: i don't know did i? :P

SAMGLADIATOR: hello! my name is sam! grian dragged me to this weird british people school. i don't really like music all that much, i just joined the same classes grian joined, so don't expect me to put that much effort in.

SMALLISHHEINZ: wow who let him in here

LIZZIE :): me!! he’s in choir and this is a choir (and band) group chat, and i also think okami would murder me if i were to exclude the new students

TAURTIS: i’m here too!!!!! i’m in basically the same situation as sam but i do actually like music 😇

GOODTIMESWITHSCAR: hi!!!!!! 😁😁 also how do i change my name????

GRAIN: i’ll help you, come to my place

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LIZZIE :): GUYS
LIZZIE :): OKAMI SAYS THAT WE HAVE TO GET TO THE SCHOOL ASAP

GRAIN: why???? o_O

LIZZIE :): NO TIME T EXPLAIN I’M DRIVINV RIGH NOA

SMALLISHHEINZ: LIZZIE PAY ATTENTION TO THE ROAD

ZOMBIECLEO: dw i took her phone away from her
ZOMBIECLEO: ren’s playing games on it now

ETHOSLAB: What game is he playing?

ZOMBIECLEO: he’s playing a weird roblox game 💀
ZOMBIECLEO: wait nvm now him and bigb are watching youtube shorts

GRAIN: how bad is lizzie’s youtube shorts feed?

ZOMBIECLEO: not that bad, its mostly cat videos but there's the occasional annoying thing

GRAIN: bigb’s youtube shorts feed absolutely terrifies me
GRAIN: there's a shit ton of skibidi toilet

BDOUBLEO: scar’s is bad too 😭 it pisses me off so much

LIZZIE :): okay update to those who still aren't at the school for some reason (*cough* grian and scar *cough*)
LIZZIE :): roawn accidentally broke okami’s desk and neither of yhem know how to fix desks so they’re forcing us to figure it out T_T

GEMINITAY: stop acting like its that hard we’ve been here for like 10 minutes and we’re already almost done 😭

GEMINITAY has changed their name to “gem”

SKIZZLEMAN: Gemstone you’ve barely done anything what do you mean we? 🤣

GEM: why’re you on your phone go fix the desk old man

SKIZZLEMAN: I’m not old!!! 😢😡

GRAIN: that’s exactly what an old man would say

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lizzie :) has changed 32 people’s names

lizzie :) has changed their name to “queen lizzie”

king joel: why are we royalty roleplaying???

noble sam: why not?

king joel: why the fuck is sam of all people a noble
king joel: that man is far from noble

queen lizzie: him and ren started calling me queen so now we’re roleplaying

king etho: Aw I am a king smiley face emoji.

grand duchess gem: LMAOOO I FORGOT THAT ETHO USES TEXT TO SPEECH
grand duchess gem: i think that's one of my favorite etho facts

prince grian: i love treating him like some sort of wild newly discovered animal that you only see once in a blue moon

knight impulse: i don't think i’ve seen etho not act like one

grand duchess gem: no right 😭
grand duchess gem: i’m convinced he’s not human

queen lizzie: last time i checked etho is human!
queen lizzie: i do a daily human check on him to make sure me and joel aren't dating an alien

king etho: 😮

queen lizzie: etho is joel with you
queen lizzie: he left me alone in my bed to suffer

king etho: Yes!

queen lizzie: :(

king etho: Come join us. We are having a movie night 🙂

queen lizzie: omw