sam Fall 1

yea she ttly just let me die lol
when did seb get game

Welcome, zuzunative. We hope you brought pizza. Fall 1

sebastian Fall 1

its not game she was just being polite
oh hey, new person!
whats up

abby Fall 1

holy shit seb someone actually found ur server

sebastian Fall 1

shut up abby its a good server

abby Fall 1

lmao

zuzunative Fall 1

thought this might be a good place to chat more about solarion chronicles :)

sam Fall 1

hell yea it is!!

sebastian Fall 1

how long have you been playing? :)

zuzunative Fall 1

since just the other day, actually
some friends of mine invited me and I had way more fun than expected

abby Fall 1

pretty much everyone's experience lol

sam Fall 1

oh hey we just introd sum1 to solarian too
u shud invite her to ths servr actlly

sebastian Fall 1

oh sure and make an immediate fool of myself

abby Fall 1

sebastian has a cruuuuush

sebastian Fall 1

no I dont
anyway @zuzunative its a great game, glad to hear you enjoyed it :)

sam Fall 1

wht class did u play btw
jw

zuzunative Fall 1

healer!

abby Fall 1

lol
the guys always make me play healer too
you wouldn't happen to be a girl, would you?

zuzunative Fall 1

oh no, I definitely am :)

sam Fall 1

u dnt thnk its her do u

seb Fall 1

uh
fuck idk
tbh probably not
pretty sure ive never even seen the farmer interact with technology
doubt shed have that kind of time
or can you picture her sitting at a laptop

sam Fall 1

lol i guess not
weird tho

sam Fall 1

hey u wuldnt hppn to live in pelicn twn

seb Fall 1

sam

sam Fall 1

wht im just askng!!!
u nvr knw

abby Fall 1

wait lol
you think the new girl is the local farmer???

sebastian Fall 1

oh sure lets spread that through the whole server
sorry theyre heckling you btw @zuzunative
you dont have to answer if you dont want to

abby Fall 1

oh yeah don't feel like u gotta doxx urself or anything lol

sam Fall 1

omg i wsnt even askng tht D:

sebastian Fall 1

well either way it looks like you managed to scare her off :/

zuzunative Fall 1

oh sorry was cooking
what's up

sam Fall 1

just askng if uve ever heard of pelicn twn bfre

sebastian Fall 1

you dont need to doxx us either sam

sam Fall 1

wht its fine
like we have sum cool events but
no one cms out here into the boonies
n its not like abbys dad wud complain abt more ppl cmng arnd to buy sht

abby Fall 1

sam there's only one general store do you want me to get murdered that bad

sam Fall 1

um hello joja????
my own prsnl hell???
knda hrd to frgt they exst when its all ne1 ever goes to

abby Fall 1

:/

sebastian Fall 1

like i said, dont listen to these two @zuzunative
you dont have to share anything you dont want to

zuzunative Fall 1

no that's fine
i live in zuzu actually

sam Fall 1

sebastian Fall 1

what did i fucking tell you

sam Fall 1

i guess
just surprsng
u must be relieved tho

sebastian Fall 1

wdym

sam Fall 1

all tht stff abby was sayng abt ur crush lol

sebastian Fall 1

i dont have a crush

sam Fall 1

lol ok

sebastian Fall 1

i dont have a crush on the farmer

abby Fall 1

???
ok random lol
thanks for the info ig??

sebastian Fall 1

just dont want that getting out
could make stuff awkward you know

abby Fall 1

lol ok
sure

sebastian Fall 1

ugh

xxfrozentearxx Fall 1

hey sorry again if those two made you uncomfortable
they just get excited

zuzunative Fall 1

no really it's okay :)
you worry a lot huh

xxfrozentearxx Fall 1

I guess
comes with the territory of being the oldest in the group

zuzunative Fall 1

I know that feeling :)
I end up having to play therapist a lot
probably the same for you?

xxfrozentearxx Fall 1

haha yeah
thankfully its really just with those two
and my mom ig but she tries not to put me in that position you know
i guess you didnt get so lucky?

zuzunative Fall 1

my parents don't live around where I live so that's not a problem
honestly I moved recently so i've been meeting a lot of new people and they're all unique in their own ways
including baggage, haha :)

xxfrozentearxx Fall 1

I hear ya lol
sounds a bit like pelican town tbh

zuzunative Fall 1

it sounds like a pretty nice place :)

xxfrozentearxx Fall 1

lol yeah i guess it is
just kinda hard to see it that way if youve lived there your whole life
everyone knows everyone, you know
zuzu doesnt seem like that at all

zuzunative Fall 1

no it's honestly kind of the opposite

xxfrozentearxx Fall 1

wdym?

zuzunative Fall 1

lonely

xxfrozentearxx Fall 1

oh

sebastian Fall 1

well at least she seems sane

sam Fall 1

lol not like tht one person
who joind just to be like uhhhh this isn't how rl wizrds act

sebastian Fall 1

yeah that was weird
like no sorry solarian isnt actually real, we're all just playing pretend

sam Fall 1

expt for tht guy i guess??
culd alwyz invite in alex or maru if u wanna buff those #s at all

sebastian Fall 1

why would i want that

sam Fall 1

u run a srvr

sebastian Fall 1

and
so what
not like that means i suddenly love strangers

sam Fall 1

excpt for the one grl huh
u took her off the pndng apprvl list prtty fast lol

sebastian Fall 1

sam Fall 1

dnt tell me she alrdy sent u nudes bro ill faint
u cant have tht mch rizz tht wud just b unfair
like leave sum for the rest of us u knw

sebastian Fall 1

what are you even talking about

sam Fall 1

ur hot dude :O
no homo

sebastian Fall 1

uh
thanks?

sam Fall 1

yea dw i gotchu bud
wait but like
no nudes rite :O

sebastian Fall 1

oh yoba, no
whatever game you think i have i promise i dont

zuzunative Fall 1

haha sorry I didn't mean to make things awkward

sebastian Fall 1

no it's fine
i guess it kinda makes sense
must be hard to make friends in a city that big

zuzunative Fall 1

oh that's not it

sebastian Fall 1

?

zuzunative Fall 1

I had friends
just

sebastian Fall 1

not anymore?

zuzunative Fall 1

oh
no, I do

sebastian Fall 1

??

zuzunative Fall 1

I just meant that it was different when I was younger, haha

sebastian Fall 1

oh yeah like how youre always around people when youre in high school?

zuzunative Fall 1

yeah, exactly
when you grow up you lose that sense of community, you know?
suddenly friends have their own jobs to worry about and bills to pay
esp if they find a romantic relationship the others are gonna end up on the backburner

sebastian Fall 1

yeah i hear you
what about the friends that you play solarian with tho?

zuzunative Fall 1

oh I really haven't known them that long

sebastian Fall 1

huh

zuzunative Fall 1

kind of a friend of a friend thing

sebastian Fall 1

yeah
no boyfriend either ig?
uh
sry
you dont have to answer that

zuzunative Fall 1

no that's okay
no boyfriend or anything like it :)
you?

sebastian Fall 1

nah never
bet i just dropped in your estimation of how cool i am lol

zuzunative Fall 1

nah :)

sam Fall 1

ok ive thot abt it sum more n ur rite u dnt have tht much game
like u had a crush on abby for yrs n nthng ever hppnd with tht rite

sebastian Fall 1

you dont need to rub that in honestly

sam Fall 1

no listn so uve got like
accdntl rizz

sebastian Fall 1

what

sam Fall 1

ur not mkng nething hppn u knw
uve just got the cool factr but its like
a secret

sebastian Fall 1

what am i supposed to do with this information

sam Fall 1

mb b more obvs abt it
i did a kckflp in frnt of penny when i saw she was like rite there sttng undr tht 1 tree u know
n she ttly noticd

sebastian Fall 1

uh huh
and you have a date with her now or what

sam Fall 1

oh no
but I WILL
mb
just a mttr of time!!!

sebastian Fall 1

guess its not that weird huh

zuzunative Fall 1

probably also depends on how old you are
or if you've lived in the boonies your whole life :)

sebastian Fall 1

haha, fair
ive been to zuzu a bunch tho
always liked it whenever i went

zuzunative Fall 1

yeah I bet it's nice to visit once in a while
just wouldn't recommend living there you know

sebastian Fall 1

ig
ive wanted to live there for ages lol
just get away from all this shit
go somewhere where you can just
blend into the crowd and disappear

zuzunative Fall 1

most people who view it that way don't really want to be in the city

sebastian Fall 1

?
wdym

zuzunative Fall 1

haha sorry ig I'm being presumptuous huh
for all I know you really do wanna be in the city

sebastian Fall 1

no its fine
what were you gonna say

zuzunative Fall 1

well it's like
they're idealizing the idea of the place
they want their life to change
but the city won't do that for them
it just feels like a convenient escape
you're the only one who can change stuff
a place usually doesn't make a difference you know?
"oh as soon as this thing about my life is just right then I'll finally get my life in order"
but it's just an excuse not to do it
it's never gonna be perfect
just kinda have to make the best of what you've got

sebastian Fall 1

you sound like you speak from experience

zuzunative Fall 1

haha maybe
nothing to boast about tbh
took me way too long to finally change stuff in my life

sebastian Fall 1

yeah? what did you change

sebastian Fall 1

maybe you should just ask her out

sam Fall 1

????
bro
hw big do u thnk my balls r

sebastian Fall 1

well clearly not big enough

sam Fall 1

true

zuzunative Fall 1

I got a cat

sebastian Fall 1

lol
kinda a small change, no

zuzunative Fall 1

maybe
but it made me happy

sebastian Fall 1

all that matters ig
listen im about to hit the sack but it was real nice getting to chat with you

zuzunative Fall 1

aha, same here :)
you seem to run a pretty cool server, I'm glad I found it

sebastian Fall 1

lol thanks
what should we be calling you btw
just realized you never said your name

zuzunative Fall 1

just call me zuzu :)

sam Fall 2

tbh i still cannot believe u told her no back then

abby Fall 2

what, the flower dance?

sam Fall 2

yea
like tht was ICE COLD man

sebastian Fall 2

ugh that was ages ago
i didnt know her that well back then
if id known that she was gonna end up playing solarian with us obviously i wouldve said yes

abby Fall 2

lmfao good luck getting her to ask again next year

zuzu Fall 2

what are we talking about?

abby Fall 2

there's this event that's held once a year here in pelican town
it's called the flower dance
and tbh it's really pretty ridiculous
buuut it makes our parents happy
community building or some shit

zuzu Fall 2

and you just dance?

abby Fall 2

well technically it's supposed to be with a partner
but also it's a line dance so does it really matter you know

sam Fall 2

ofc it mttrs!!
its like the easiest n safst way to knda srta ask sum1 out in plcn twn!!
at our age neway

sebastian Fall 2

oh is that why you never bothered asking penny

sam Fall 2

hey she asks me!!

sebastian Fall 2

yeah lol bc you wont do it

abby Fall 2

he's kinda got a point, sam

sam Fall 2

:O
dnt tell me ur abt to ask out the frmr

sebastian Fall 2

i dont have a thing for the farmer, sam

[thonk: 1 ]

zuzu Fall 2

who is this farmer, anyway?

sebastian Fall 2

oh yeah i guess it makes sense you dont know
we got this new girl that moved here kinda recently
anyway, shes an actual farmer if you can believe it
grows her own crops and everything
thought it was kinda weird at first tbh
like whod wanna move out to the boonies to farm yk
but shes honestly pretty cool
actually i think she might be from zuzu too

zuzu Fall 2

you haven't asked her?

sebastian Fall 2

nah like
idk how she does it but somehow we always end up talking about me instead
couldnt even tell you why tbh
like is she deflecting bc she doesnt want to talk about herself? is she just actually that interested? does she think shes not interesting enough to hear about?

zuzu Fall 2

you should ask her :)
she sounds like the kind of girl who bottles everything up bc she doesn't want to burden anyone else
but if someone really cared to ask and wanted to hear the answer she'd probably love that

sebastian Fall 2

how do you figure

zuzu Fall 2

trust me, I got a good feeling about this one
call it women's intuition or sth :)

sam Fall 2

actually speaking of crushes wht do u get a grl u like

abby Fall 2

um obviously depends on who it is??
but i assume we're talking about penny

sam Fall 2

howd u knw :O
dnt tell me u also like her
listen man i cnt win tht comptition D:

abby Fall 2

sam the calendar is literally posted right outside the shop
i see it all the time
it's kind of impossible for me not to know when someone's birthday is

sam Fall 2

guess tht mks sense

abby Fall 2

anyway you'd know best what she likes!!

sebastian Fall 2

could always give her a bouquet

sam Fall 2

hly sht i just startd sweatng just thnkng abt tht lol
uh whts sth less scary

zuzu Fall 2

what's this girl like?

sam Fall 2

uhhhh
she teaches the chldrn in twn for wrk when shes not doing prtty much all the housewrk at her place
she lives w her mom in ths tiny little trailer
so she spnds a lot of time out
readng sumwhere or just hngng at the library

zuzu Fall 2

if she likes reading and learning, maybe a book?
I just finished reading the book of stars and it was really good

sam Fall 2

lol i dnt got tht knda scratch
nething cheaper u can think of??

zuzu Fall 2

well
if you're really patient you can go out and see if you stumble across any uh
critters

sam Fall 2

???

zuzu Fall 2

wherever the local fauna isn't acting normal, I mean
mostly worms?
anyway you just go at those spots with a hoe and you'll definitely find something

sam Fall 2

n thtll just b a book??

zuzu Fall 2

that may or may not end up being a book

[thonk: 1 ]

sam Fall 2

:(

zuzu Fall 2

you can also try fishing!! sometimes you get lucky and snag the occasional treasure chest along with a fish

abby Fall 2

wow you sure know a lot for a city gal

sam Fall 2

ok so u said u dnt have a crush on the frmr but hear me out
ths girl y/n????

sebastian Fall 2

we hardly even know her???
like we literally met this chick yesterday
we don't even know what she looks like

sam Fall 2

hey man im not suggstng a 3way here im js!!!!
she seems nice u knw
knda rmnds me a bit of the frmr tbh

sebastian Fall 2

this again

sam Fall 2

wht have u got agnst the frmr seb???? D:

sebastian Fall 2

sam is acting weird

abby Fall 2

like weirder than normal or

sebastian Fall 2

weirdly insistent on setting me up with someone for some reason

abby Fall 2

lmao
you sure he's not just trying to keep your hands off penny before he can muster up the courage to make a move

sebastian Fall 2

uh

zuzu Fall 2

haha, just stuff I heard from some friends, that's all

sam Fall 2

frmr frnds?? :O

zuzu Fall 2

something like that

sam Fall 2

well no harm in trying ig

sebastian Fall 2

unless you massively waste your time lol

sebastian Fall 2

no im not sure but also like come on
wouldnt i have told him if i was into penny??

abby Fall 2

could always just ask him lol

sebastian Fall 2

im not into penny

sam Fall 2

lol yea i knw

sebastian Fall 2

im saying im not gonna muscle in on your territory

sam Fall 2

oh lol thx
knda figurd tho

sebastian Fall 2

what why

sam Fall 2

bro ur dnce crd is alrdy knda pckd no

sebastian Fall 2

uh
wdym

sam Fall 2

well like
u got all these…grls

sebastian Fall 2

???

sam Fall 2

like
u know
grls tht seem knda into u?
mb
mb not

sebastian Fall 2

what are you talking about

sam Fall 2

ok theres no way u nvr thot abt this bfor
u n abby were alwyz like
will they wont they
the frmr is ttly way more into the stff u say thn whtevr i say
n ths new chck is also like tht
how r u not seeing ths???

sebastian Fall 2

ok
hold up
i have no idea where youre pulling this stuff from

sam Fall 2

bro abby wud not date me but shed ttly date u
im just not her type u knw??

sebastian Fall 2

no i get that
but like the stuff abt the farmer??
wdym

sam Fall 2

lol
she brngs u sooo many presents dude
like for no rzn
n its alwyz like, nice sht?
like yea shell brng me pizza and thats ttly cool but like its not a fckng
prismtc shrd u feel me
alwyz cheering for u at pool

sebastian Fall 2

thats just bc i win and you don't

sam Fall 2

bro she playd solarian for u
idk how to tell u this but thats like
tru luv

sebastian Fall 2

you started playing solarian with me tho??

sam Fall 2

well yea but thats diffrnt
im a dude
also i love u man u knw tht
no homo

sebastian Fall 2

he did it again

abby Fall 2

lmao??
how many times does that make it now

sebastian Fall 2

uh idk you keep track, no??

abby Fall 2

62 lol
we should have a party or sth when he hits 69
and then he can finally make out with you just once
while drunk and on a dare or sth
the ultimate no homo

sebastian Fall 2

ok thats enough weird fantasies from you

abby Fall 2

hey anytime you want some solid porn, gay or straight, just lmk i'll hook you up

sebastian Fall 2

abby isnt into me
trust me

sam Fall 2

wht
y
how do u knw :O
wait did u actually ask her out????
hly sht the blls on u

sebastian Fall 2

what no
shes offering to get me porn

sam Fall 2

ok ok remvng the blls agn
wait wht was tht

sebastian Fall 2

which part

sam Fall 2

the prn
did u say yes :O

sebastian Fall 2

lol
im sure shed send it to you if you ask her

abby Fall 2

why is sam asking me about porn

sebastian Fall 2

just
save yourself the effort and dont worry about it

sebastian Fall 2

anyway weve barely talked to the new girl
why do you suddenly think shes into me

sam Fall 2

vibes

sebastian Fall 2

what

sam Fall 2

u know
the vibes, man
supes into tlkng to u but just humorng evryone else
tht knd of thng

sebastian Fall 2

lol
sure

sam Fall 2

ok u knw what

sam Fall 2

hey @zuzu wud u date seb

sebastian Fall 2

?????

zuzu Fall 2

um lol

sebastian Fall 2

fucks sake
sorry zuzu you dont have to answer that

zuzu Fall 2

I mean… why not, right? :)
no harm in a date

[popcorncat: 1 ]

sebastian Fall 2

wait what

sam Fall 2

told u so

sebastian Fall 2

why do you hate me

sam Fall 2

i cud nvr hate u bro!!!!

sebastian Fall 2

why though
you dont even know me

zuzu Fall 2

maybe not yet
or at least not well
but people go on dates all the time without knowing anything about the person they'll be seeing
like blind dates are a thing

abby Fall 2

yeah a weird thing maybe
but yeah seb she's got a point

sam Fall 2

oh hell yea!!!
ok so whens the date

zuzu Fall 2

oh
I mean I thought it was a hypothetical??

sebastian Fall 2

yeah
thats bc it was

sebastian Fall 2

will you lay off omg
i dont need to get laid as badly as you seem to think i do

sebastian Fall 2

sorry about him
just ignore whatever sam is saying for a while
at least when it comes to me

zuzu Fall 2

lol it's honestly fine

sam Fall 2

:/
u kinda do tho?

sebastian Fall 2

what

zuzu Fall 2

it's obvious he cares a lot about you!!

sebastian Fall 2

or maybe hes just overly involved in my love life for some reason

zuzu Fall 2

you know
you could turn that around on him

sebastian Fall 2

go on

zuzu Fall 2

well he likes this girl, right?

sebastian Fall 2

right

zuzu Fall 2

so anytime he brings up your love life, counter with that
if he asks you why you're still single, ask him why he hasn't asked her out yet
if he's like, oh you should ask your crush out on a date, tell him you'll do it if he does it first
that kind of thing

sebastian Fall 2

huh
honestly thats kinda genius

zuzu Fall 2

:)

sam Fall 2

bro
ur like a wlkng anti dprssion ad
like u knw i love u ur my bro but like
if u didnt have solarian and video games id be legit worried abt u

sebastian Fall 2

but i do have those things??

sam Fall 2

u spnd most of ur days in tht basement just wrkng
like i get it i rly do
u want out
which yea
no one can blame u there
least of all demetrius n maru

sebastian Fall 2

meh

sam Fall 2

but like
ur wrkng so hrd to get to the city
is it gonna b wrth it whn u get there u knw??

sebastian Fall 2

idk
but lol
what else even is there

sam Fall 2

thts wht im sayng man!!
u need sth more to live for thn just
u know
escpng
like a gf or sth

sebastian Fall 2

oh like youre any better

sam Fall 2

bro im ltrlly
looking for wrks in my bckyrd
words
worns
omg
WORMS

sebastian Fall 2

…
wow

sam Fall 2

yea ok i know
im a simp
but like
if u cant simp for the grl u like
how u gonna simp for urself

sebastian Fall 2

why would i
you know what
never mind

sebastian Fall 2

ok so
great idea in theory

zuzu Fall 2

oh no

sebastian Fall 2

but uh
sam is pretty fucking weird sometimes

zuzu Fall 2

maybe next time? :)

sebastian Fall 2

ha
yeah
maybe :)

sam Fall 3

yoooo new grl
i cud kiss u!!!

sebastian Fall 3

?????
i dont have some kind of ownership of her??

zuzu Fall 3

lol
you know zuzu is fine, right @sam?
you don't have to keep calling me new girl :)
same goes for you too @abby!! :)

sam Fall 3

oh hell yea frst name privleges!!!

sebastian Fall 3

pretty sure zuzu is a nickname?

sam Fall 3

idk cud alwyz just b weird parents :O

zuzu Fall 3

oh I def have weird parents just not so weird that they'd name me after the city I was born in lol

abby Fall 3

sweet we can start a weird ass parents squad

sebastian Fall 3

hey my moms great

abby Fall 3

you realize that's pretty weird right
moms aren't normally as cool as yours

sebastian Fall 3

she is pretty cool

sam Fall 3

bro she lets u keep a bong in ur room

sebastian Fall 3

well yeah

abby Fall 3

seb i don't know how to tell you this
but that shit is nooooot normal lmao

sebastian Fall 3

by that metric sams mom must be the most normal ever then

abby Fall 3

lmfao pleaaaaseeeeee
that woman is soooo fucked up

sam Fall 3

hey thts my mom ur tlkng abt!!!!

abby Fall 3

yeah and shes really fucked up
sorry lol but it's just fucking true

sam Fall 3

seb back me up here

sebastian Fall 3

lol
i mean i was joking when i said she was the most normal
but you can keep thinking she is if you want to
i sure as shit wont stop you lol

sam Fall 3

zuzu Fall 3

hey this feels kinda personal
do I need to duck out or something? :(

sebastian Fall 3

oh shoot sorry
we just rib each other like this a lot
i promise sam can take it lol

zuzu Fall 3

I'm glad :)
is his mom okay tho?

sebastian Fall 3

uh
i mean
i think she works too much
and is probably pretty depressed
this might be me overstepping
or assuming too much or sth
but it always kinda feels like she cant decide if she regrets having kids you know
not in like a malicious way
more like…
midlife crisis but worse?
cant even freak out and buy a convertible or sth

zuzu Fall 3

is sam okay? :(

sebastian Fall 3

oh you know, its sam
i get that you dont know him that well yet but
not like he hides his personality
always bounces back real fast no matter what happens

zuzu Fall 3

do you?

sebastian Fall 3

hm?

zuzu Fall 3

hide your personality, I mean

sebastian Fall 3

oh
uh
i mean, kinda?
i do irl
easier to act idk
comfortable? online

zuzu Fall 3

how so?

sebastian Fall 3

no one can put pressure on me to look or act a certain way through a screen
i dont have to do or say anything without time to first think about it
i can just be myself
and then if people still like me thats pretty cool
but i couldnt handle that in person lol
kinda pathetic of me huh
sorry lol

zuzu Fall 3

what no
it's not pathetic at all
I'm pretty sure most people feel like that to a certain extent
with some people it just doesn't matter how much I try, it's like my body can't muster up the strength to put on a mask

sebastian Fall 3

lol
fair
what about you tho
you never told me your stuff

zuzu Fall 3

haha
there really isn't a lot to tell :)

sebastian Fall 3

try me
unless youre about to tell me that youre like my farmer friend
and only ever let other people vent lol

zuzu Fall 3

haha nooo
well I mean
I guess I'm kinda like that
I was always the person everyone came to for advice or whatever
no one ever asked me what I wanted or what I was doing even

sebastian Fall 3

damn
not even your parents?

zuzu Fall 3

it's… idk
complicated?

sebastian Fall 3

usually is with family

zuzu Fall 3

my family didn't have a lot growing up so there was always a lot of responsibility on me even when I was young
if I got pocket money from my grandparents it'd go straight to rent usually

sebastian Fall 3

fuck

zuzu Fall 3

people always joked that I was like an adult in a kid's body
now that I've moved out they send me money they have lying around once in a while but
it's not like they stop by and say hi
they tell me they miss me but they don't visit me so like why even tell me, you know?
it's like they feel bad for making me grow up so fast but don't actually want to say that they're sorry to my face
too guilty to actually own up to it lol

sebastian Fall 3

:/

zuzu Fall 3

so I've just kind of come to expect that people won't actually like me or want to have me around unless I'm
idk
doing stuff for them, I guess
whether that's by helping them with chores or bringing them gifts or giving them a shoulder to cry on
heh
sorry
I don't think I've ever told anyone all this before

sebastian Fall 3

what no don't apologize

zuzu Fall 3

I can't complain about people dumping their shit on me and then do it to someone else, that'd make me a real hypocrite

sebastian Fall 3

fuck
no listen
its cool that you take care of the people in your life
but like
you dont owe anyone that??
its not like anyone takes care of you
you literally just said youd never told anyone that stuff before
thats not cool

sebastian Fall 3

zuzu does actually remind me a lot of the farmer ngl

sam Fall 3

oh ok so u DO like her

sebastian Fall 3

?????
where did i say that

sam Fall 3

bro u n the frmr have been eye fckng for weeeeks dnt even lol

sebastian Fall 3

right i almost forgot this is taking place in the parallel universe that is sams brain

sam Fall 3

no im so fckng srs

sebastian Fall 3

ofc you are

zuzu Fall 3

I don't even know what I'd do if someone actually asked about stuff in my life
bc it just doesn't really happen
well, I say that
the other day an acquaintances of mine asked about the stuff I do for work
so I tell him and ofc he gets this glazed look in his eyes and is like oh that's really interesting
like okay my guy I'm sure you're def still listening

sebastian Fall 3

lol that sounds like how my stepdad talks to some people

zuzu Fall 3

haha yeah?

sebastian Fall 3

no but seriously that fucking sucks
if you ever want to talk
i might not be around like 24/7 since i do have deadlines and shit
but if ive got a moment of free time you know im good for it
ill listen, promise

zuzu Fall 3

:')
you're sweet
thanks
that really means a lot

sebastian Fall 3

hey, anytime :)
i know we kinda just met but you know how it is
thats what friends are for and all that

zuzu Fall 3

haha yeah
I'll take you up on that :)
thanks, seb

sam Fall 4

ok back me up here @zuzu

sebastian Fall 4

omg can you not

abby Fall 4

seb it's a good question
or at least it is since you're claiming ignorance???
which is insane btw lol

zuzu Fall 4

what's up??
sorry was washing up

sebastian Fall 4

thats really fine
you dont even need to answer really

sam Fall 4

ok so like
say ur playing slrn chrncls with ur buds
n the healer just alwyz heals 1 guy at the tble frst
she ttly has a crush on him rite

zuzu Fall 4

uhhh
depends
is the person she's healing like
always the mvp
super useful etc?

[thonk: 1 ]

sam Fall 4

lolll i mean im sure he thinks so but we r both experienced players

sebastian Fall 4

sebastian Fall 4

holy shit dude i dont have some weird god complex abt playing solarian better than anyone else??
youre making me sound like a dick

sam Fall 4

lol
"i ttly dnt have a crush on the new grl" he says

sebastian Fall 4

uh yeah
weve known her three days sam

sam Fall 4

so?? lol

sebastian Fall 4

i almost forgot theres no reasoning with you when you get like this

sam Fall 4

lol like wht
reasonble??

zuzu Fall 4

I mean it's def possible that it's just her being a good friend or whatever

sebastian Fall 4

lol told you so

zuzu Fall 4

idk maybe the guy had a bad day and she wanted to help you know
but no it's probably a crush, haha

[AHAHA: 1 ]

sam Fall 4

oh IN YOUR FACE lmao

sebastian Fall 4

ugh

zuzu Fall 4

sorryyyy
I guess you're not a fan of this girl then? :/

sebastian Fall 4

oh lol no shes fine
im just allergic to sam being right about stuff like this since he'll never let me live it down
and also its idk
i dont wanna talk abt her if shes not here, you know?

zuzu Fall 4

haha yeah I get that…

sam Fall 4

iiii fucken tld uuu!!!!
look who was rite

sebastian Fall 4

and there it is

sam Fall 4

what who

sebastian Fall 4

literally just got done telling zuzu that the worst part of this would be you gloating about it for the next ten years

sam Fall 4

lol u knw it
wht else r frnds for

sebastian Fall 4

uhhh
lots of shit actually
also in all your victory dancing you forgot that zuzu is just speculating too

sam Fall 4

lol i trust her
shes a grl u knw
grls just knw stuff like tht

sebastian Fall 4

right

zuzu Fall 4

that's really considerate of you

sebastian Fall 4

heh
just feels weird to talk about in a public-ish forum
one-on-one is different

zuzu Fall 4

haha ok
was worried for a sec there I'd made you uncomfortable talking about this girl

sebastian Fall 4

lol nah

sam Fall 4

whts ur explanation neway

sebastian Fall 4

hm?

sam Fall 4

uhhh the convo we were hvng??
u gttng healed more thn ne1 else at the tble??
y is she doing tht

sebastian Fall 4

its good to have a wizard in the party?

sam Fall 4

suuuure bc warriors are ttly expndble

sebastian Fall 4

sam we were literally in a magical man-eating maze created by a wizard
no shit she wanted a wizard??

sam Fall 4

oh n i guess the same was tru for the frst session???

sebastian Fall 4

i was dming and she was playing for the first time
ofc she was gonna try to keep me alive

sam Fall 4

wow
ur hopelss

zuzu Fall 4

I know you don't think she was for some reason
but what if she had been flirting
your farmer friend, I mean

sebastian Fall 4

uh
i havent really thought about it

zuzu Fall 4

you didn't even consider that it could be a possibility?

sebastian Fall 4

nah
idk just seems really unlikely? lol

zuzu Fall 4

why?

sebastian Fall 4

i know sam hypes me up so much you must think im like hot shit or sth
but im like
barely even worth considering

zuzu Fall 4

for what??

sebastian Fall 4

anything lol
other than programming shit i mean
and fixing up bikes ig

zuzu Fall 4

bikes?

sebastian Fall 4

you know, like motorcycles

zuzu Fall 4

that's a pretty cool hobby to have though??

sebastian Fall 4

lol
ig
ive done it so long its kinda hard to think of it that way

zuzu Fall 4

but that's really it? just programming and motorcycles and everything else is unattractive?

sebastian Fall 4

kinda lol
i know sams a good hype man so im not surprised hes convincing you that im cool or sth
sorry to disappoint

zuzu Fall 4

hey those are your words
I'm not disappointed

sebastian Fall 4

:)
youre nice

zuzu Fall 4

look I might not know what you look like
but from where I'm standing you seem like a pretty all right guy :)
and not just bc you're a good listener

sebastian Fall 4

im really not all that but yknow
its sweet of you to say

zuzu Fall 4

well
let's just say that if the farmer did have a crush on you
I wouldn't be too surprised :)

sebastian Fall 4

huh
damn

sebastian Fall 4

hey sam

sam Fall 4

whts up

sebastian Fall 4

you know what
nvm
bad idea

sam Fall 4

????
now i wnna knw even more???

sebastian Fall 4

hey
can i ask you sth kinda awkward

abby Fall 4

wait are you actually asking for my porn now

sebastian Fall 4

what no

abby Fall 4

bc i'm prepared

sebastian Fall 4

no!!!
i can find my own porn lmao

abby Fall 4

yea but you prolly have awful taste lbr

sebastian Fall 4

the hell
why am i suddenly being roasted???
you don't even know what kind of porn i watch

abby Fall 4

i can make an educated guess

sebastian Fall 4

please dont

xxfrozentearxx Fall 4

hey uh maru

maru_gadget Fall 4

What's up?

xxfrozentearxx Fall 4

i have a question and i know i can trust you to answer it objectively without being weird about it

maru_gadget Fall 4

Wow… You must be really desperate if you're asking me.

xxfrozentearxx Fall 4

lol
uncalled for

maru_gadget Fall 4

No, sorry, you're right. That was mean of me.
Anyway, what's up?

xxfrozentearxx Fall 4

okay well dont laugh
am i, you know
attractive

maru_gadget Fall 4

I see now why you were worried that I would laugh.
And I agree, someone like Sam would be weird about it.

xxfrozentearxx Fall 4

yeah
so...?

maru_gadget Fall 4

Well, your face is symmetrical even if your hair isn't.

xxfrozentearxx Fall 4

lol thanks

maru_gadget Fall 4

I suppose it does suit your personality...

xxfrozentearxx Fall 4

maybe this was a mistake

maru_gadget Fall 4

I guess it'd help with attracting a certain kind of person.

xxfrozentearxx Fall 4

????

maru_gadget Fall 4

?

xxfrozentearxx Fall 4

what does that even mean

maru_gadget Fall 4

The sort of person who wants to fit into the emo, goth, punk, counter-culture stereotype would probably find you attractive.

xxfrozentearxx Fall 4

okay
i feel like a zoo animal rn
this is why we dont talk

maru_gadget Fall 4

:(

abby Fall 4

what were you gonna ask anyway

sebastian Fall 4

ugh may as well ig
tried to ask maru and that didnt go great

abby Fall 4

wow
that desperate huh

sebastian Fall 4

not helping

abby Fall 4

lmao
pls by all means go ahead

sebastian Fall 4

am I
you know
attractive

abby Fall 4

???????
where is this coming from omg

sebastian Fall 4

so thats a no then
got it

abby Fall 4

no????
lmfao dumbass
way to jump the gun

sebastian Fall 4

ok so answer the question then

abby Fall 4

i guess, yeah
in that emo cutie sorta way

sebastian Fall 4

not rly sure how to take that tbh

abby Fall 4

well it's not me saying "hey uggo" now is it lmao

sebastian Fall 4

abby Fall 4

ok look
if i was like idk haley?
i would not be into you!!!
you know??
like she's clearly into jocks, not nerds
and sry but you are a nerd
like a massive fucking nerd

sebastian Fall 4

ok you dont have to rub it in

abby Fall 4

lmao don't i
here's a reminder in case you needed it:
you play SOLARIAN CHRONICLES
r e l i g i o u s l y

sebastian Fall 4

yeah and

abby Fall 4

that's like PEAK nerd shit
it doesn't get nerdier than that u dweeb
you're a PROGRAMMER ffs
my mom reads these trashy romance novels
my dad's porn stash is all old crunchy magazines and shit

sebastian Fall 4

abby that is
disgusting

abby Fall 4

yeah well tell me about it he's my fucking dad

sebastian Fall 4

how do you even know that

abby Fall 4

the farmer let sth slip on accident lol
top ten things i wish i could unlearn etc etc
oh to be jared, 19 but for ears idk anyway my point is you clearly jerk off to shit on the internet

sebastian Fall 4

oh and you dont????????

abby Fall 4

seb i'm a fucking nerd
you are proving my point

sebastian Fall 4

ugh i dont want to have to ask sam abt his jerking off habits

abby Fall 4

want me to bring it up in gen chat

sebastian Fall 4

if youre asking its bc you actually want to do it anyway and youre just looking for an excuse

abby Fall 4

u know me sooooooo well lol <3

sebastian Fall 4

pls imagine me audibly sighing

abby Fall 4

oh u love meeeeeeee

sebastian Fall 4

unfortunately yeah
youre like a cat who knows just what a little gremlin they are and still gets away with everything

abby Fall 4

anyway my point is if i was into jocks i'd be going after alex
if i was some artsy fartsy pretentious type i'd be knocking on elliot's door
if i wanted the biggest dweeb in town i'd go after the doc
if i wanted a total creep and perv i'd go after clint
you get it

sebastian Fall 4

unfortunately

abby Fall 4

hey @sam when you jerk off how do you do it

sam Fall 4

??????????
sry i mst be needng to get my eyes checkd bc i cudve swrn u just askd me how i jrk off

abby Fall 4

sam Fall 4

bro
y tho
wait
is ths a trck questn
or like
a prank

abby Fall 4

nope :)

sam Fall 4

uh

sebastian Fall 4

nah she guessed

sam Fall 4

????????????
bro??????????

sebastian Fall 4

sam Fall 4

ok but
wait
wait
just guess mine

sebastian Fall 4

sam dont do it
you dont want that

sam Fall 4

i dnt wnna tlk abt how i jrk off man!!!!!!!

abby Fall 4

i mean
you technically don't have to
altho that would make you a coward :)

sebastian Fall 4

sam
dont let her bait you
you know how good she is at it

sam Fall 4

im not a chckn tho????

abby Fall 4

sebastian Fall 4

oh for crying out loud

sam Fall 4

im not just lettng her win man!!

sebastian Fall 4

its not a competition…

abby Fall 4

:)

sam Fall 4

ok ok ok
i got it
ill answr if zuzu does

sebastian Fall 4

what
sam shes not even here rn

sam Fall 4

no ur rite evryone here shud do it

sebastian Fall 4

oh sure thats way more fair
we're not the ones losing it over being called cowards

abby Fall 4

oh i'll answer lmfao

sebastian Fall 4

wait what

abby Fall 4

i don't give a shit

sam Fall 4

ayyy we got one brave prsn in da house!!!

sebastian Fall 4

you forget i dont care about stuff like that

sam Fall 4

:(
wht do we gtta do to bully u into ths???

abby Fall 4

lmao
never change, sam

sebastian Fall 4

hey so i know youre probably busy rn but
before you read chat
you dont have to do anything that makes you uncomfortable
maybe thats me assuming too much or sth
idk i just
want that place to feel comfortable
or sth

sebastian Fall 4

hey if zuzu just leaves now im gonna be pretty mad at you

sam Fall 4

omfg
she wont holy shit

sebastian Fall 4

yeah well im making you take responsibility if she does

sam Fall 4

thts fine??? lol
but no lstn man shes cool
like way cooler thn ne of us
no wait
mb not abby

sebastian Fall 4

she literally started this whole masturbation shit to begin with

sam Fall 4

i knw rite
what a baller

sebastian Fall 4

nO

abby Fall 4

want me to start us off by sharing with the class how seb takes his porn

sebastian Fall 4

no????
why me wtf
and why are we talking about this like idk a drink order at a bar

abby Fall 4

high class bar obviously

sebastian Fall 4

oh you wish

abby Fall 4

no you're right this is your sort of drink were talking about lmao

sebastian Fall 4

oh ffs
just tell everyone your theory

abby Fall 4

:)
pls picture me putting on a deerstalker and holding a magnifying glass
we've all seen the strategically placed lotion and tissues in that little caddy under your desk
as well as the likewise strategically placed trash can

sebastian Fall 4

i already dont like this

abby Fall 4

sebastian spends most of his time on the computer so it'd make sense for him to get his porn from there too
the internet is a wide and vast place where u can find all sorts of stuff
and we all know based on the posters in his room what sort of women seb is into
video game babes

sebastian Fall 4

i also like three dimensional women thanks

abby Fall 4

oh sure girls in cosplay are fine too
bonus points if they're also wearing cat ears lol

sebastian Fall 4

just how much of a sexist pig do you think i am???

abby Fall 4

lol i don't think you're sexist at all
i just think you're a fucking dweeb who gets off on hentai

zuzu Fall 4

wow
that was ruthless

sebastian Fall 4

at least meant i didnt have to do it lol
dont even gotta confirm or deny
also lol hey zuzu
wb

sam Fall 4

yooo do me nxt @abby??

sebastian Fall 4

????
why would you WANT that

sam Fall 4

hey ths was way less bad thn wht i thot lol

sebastian Fall 4

…
sam wtf did you think was gonna happen

zuzu Fall 4

sorryyy I was actually busy I didn't mean to make you worry
it's fine!!! promise
your friends are fun :)

sebastian Fall 4

im glad
kinda thought this was gonna be it lol

zuzu Fall 4

haha
don't worry, you're not getting rid of me that easy

sebastian Fall 4

:)

abby Fall 4

sth tells me he was expecting me to go into full pornographic descriptions or sth
which, yeah, I can obviously do that
but then u better pay me lol

sebastian Fall 4

abby
dont make that offer

abby Fall 4

lol why not

sam Fall 4

like how much tho

sebastian Fall 4

thats why @abby

abby Fall 4

i mean money is money amirite or amirite
still wanna hear @sam's version first tho

sam Fall 4

wait wht
seb didnt have to do tht

sebastian Fall 4

lol
easy
yeah im a dweeb and yeah i jerk off at my desk lol
the end

sam Fall 4

hey u had a script to wrk off!!!

zuzu Fall 4

I know you can do it, sam!!! :)

sam Fall 4

wtf thts so encouraging
uh
sht i ddnt thnk id be put on the spot lol
just
u knw
in bed
usually at nite so sumtimes i gtta use my phone lite to let me see ne magazines and shit im lookng at lol

abby Fall 4

that's it?

sam Fall 4

yeah!!

abby Fall 4

sam Fall 4

oh no D:

abby Fall 4

oh yes >:D

sebastian Fall 4

ok ill be honest im feeling a not insignificant amount of schadenfreude rn

abby Fall 4

see aren't you glad we got into this whole conversation

sebastian Fall 4

no but that doesnt mean i cant enjoy it now that we're here

zuzu Fall 4

yeah, don't leave us hanging, abby!!

sam Fall 4

im scared

sebastian Fall 4

yeah well
go with the feeling

sam Fall 4

abby Fall 4

i would bet good fucking money that you dont actually jerk off to legit porn all that often
nah it's gotta be wholesome
domesticity
making breakfast together
curling up in front of a fireplace
like sure girls in skimpy bikinis are hot and all but like
come on, girls in aprons are so much hotter
to say nothing of girls in sweatpants
i bet you anything
you put the right girl in front of him wearing sweatpants and he'll cream himself before too long
like yeah ofc it's gotta be in bed
thats where that sort of domestic shit happens lol
and conveniently for him the stuff he jerks off to is stuff his mom would never actually know was spank bank :)

zuzu Fall 4

wow

sebastian Fall 4

damn

sam Fall 4

ok i have
regrets

sebastian Fall 4

doesnt that mean its abbys turn :)

abby Fall 4

lol remembered that, did u

sebastian Fall 4

hey you started this
im not letting you off the hook that easy
i mean hell
you broke sam

abby Fall 4

oh he can take it lol

zuzu Fall 4

poor sam
gone but not forgotten

sam Fall 4

im still here?????????
im not dead????????

abby Fall 4

so sad
we'll never see him lose at pool ever again...

sebastian Fall 4

gone to the big skatepark in the sky...

sam Fall 4

is this what being a ghost is like

sebastian Fall 4

sometimes i think i can still hear him

sam Fall 4

D:

sam Fall 4

hey ur gettng my msgs rite
this isnt my internet or nething???

sebastian Fall 4

wow dude

sam Fall 4

okay PHEW dam tht had me worried for a sec there lol

sebastian Fall 4

how are you this gullible
youll just let the girls get away with anything huh

sam Fall 4

wait
WAIT

sam Fall 4

WAIT
WAAAAAAAAAIT
@abby @zuzu GET BACK HERE
U OWE US

sebastian Fall 4

wow do NOT pull me into this

abby Fall 4

lmao
sorry to drag you into this @zuzu

zuzu Fall 4

oh don't worry about me :)

abby Fall 4

oh
oh ok so
we got this lol

sebastian Fall 4

i dont like this

sam Fall 4

its too late to chicken out now man!!!!!!!

zuzu Fall 4

I mean really if abby wanted this whole thing to be fair then you'd have to tell us how we jerk off

sebastian Fall 4

again, not actually part of this

sam Fall 4

what no dont ditch me!!!
bro code!!!!!!!

sebastian Fall 4

you know adding more exclamation marks doesnt actually make your argument more compelling right

abby Fall 4

you know..... zuzu is right actually
let's hear it :D

sam Fall 4

dont do this to me man
i cant talk abt this ill die D:

zuzu Fall 4

you forgot @abby he's a wholesome little baby who jerks off to fully clothed women

sam Fall 4

yea im a baby ok ill admit it
dont make me talk abt girls jerking off abby pls

abby Fall 4

lol
what do i get in exchange huh

sam Fall 4

uhhhhh

sebastian Fall 4

dont tell me all the blood in your body has already gone into your dick

sam Fall 4

no!!!!!!!!!
omg wht do u think of me man
im a holesome guy!!!!!

[hole: 3 ] [boi: 2 ]

abby Fall 4

...

sebastian Fall 4

wow

zuzu Fall 4

low-hanging fruit, guys

abby Fall 4

i mean yeah but like
come on

sam Fall 4

????????

zuzu Fall 4

oh no I agree
it's super tempting

sebastian Fall 4

sam you make this way too easy

sam Fall 4

ive done NTHNG WRNG
IM BEIN TARGETED
for being A GOOD BOY D:

abby Fall 4

woof

sebastian Fall 4

sam you said holesome

sam Fall 4

yeah??? and???

sebastian Fall 4

no yeah you're right
no problems here at all

abby Fall 4

lmfao

holesome boy Fall 4

wait
U DISTRACTED ME AGN

sebastian Fall 4

dude you know what kinda stuff abby likes

holesome boy Fall 4

do i?????????

abby Fall 4

good lord
you're hopeless
next time you go into the mines just bring me some amethyst

holesome boy Fall 4

wht why :O

sebastian Fall 4

she eats them lol

zuzu Fall 4

????

holesome boy Fall 4

wait wht

sebastian Fall 4

idk man she likes the crunch

abby Fall 4

sebastian Fall 4

holesome boy Fall 4

ok hole up
ignorng tht
i dnt go in there???
shts scary

abby Fall 4

ffffffffffffff

zuzu Fall 4

wow he really does make this way too easy huh

sebastian Fall 4

sam

holesome boy Fall 4

wats up

sebastian Fall 4

hold

holesome boy Fall 4

uh ok
holding
wht r we waitng for :O

sebastian Fall 4

you know what
nvm
just make her some banana pudding
or blackberry cobbler

holesome boy Fall 4

ig at least those r nrml thngs to eat

abby Fall 4

sam Fall 4

ok is it just me or is abby like
weird

sebastian Fall 4

lol
you just realized this?

sam Fall 4

like shes a grl n all but
not

sebastian Fall 4

what

sam Fall 4

space alien wizard creature thing

sebastian Fall 4

pls tell her that

sam Fall 4

wat no
bro shell kill me

sebastian Fall 4

i know

sam Fall 4

wow
just nutcheck me nxt time man
itll hurt less

sebastian Fall 4

holesome boy Fall 4

ok ok
ill do it
so will u tell us now

abby Fall 4

no

holesome boy Fall 4

??????
emtnl trauma for nthng man

abby Fall 4

get me the goods first
then we'll talk

holesome boy Fall 4

woah
like a mafia deal

zuzu Fall 4

what

holesome boy Fall 4

u know
those sneaky secret deals

zuzu Fall 4

I promise you
I don't

sebastian Fall 4

i know you just said that you think abby is weird
but sam
somehow you are way weirder

sam Fall 4

aw thx man
i love u 2!!!!

sebastian Fall 4

...
yeah sure we'll say thats what i meant

[orangeheart: 1 ]

sam Fall 4

hell yea!!!!!

sam Fall 5

yoooooo
pool niteeee

zuzu Fall 5

????

sam Fall 5

oh yea zuzu u dnt knw yet
evry friday loads of ppl in twn go to the pub dwntwn
gus got this like
side room
w arcade machines
n a pool tble

zuzu Fall 5

oh that sounds so cool!!

abby Fall 5

what sam is leaving out is the part where he always loses to seb lmfao

sam Fall 5

okkkkkk
LISTEN
hes like
got a math brain
unfair advantadge tbh!!

abby Fall 5

hey speaking of unfair where is my dessert

sam Fall 5

itll hppn i swear
scouts honor!!!

zuzu Fall 5

he wants to hear about how girls jerk off that bad huh

sebastian Fall 5

hey has it occurred to you that maybe he doesnt know how

sam Fall 5

hey wht the hell man
not cool!!!!!!

sebastian Fall 5

wait
dont tell me thats actually true??

sam Fall 5

oh like u do

sebastian Fall 5

sam

abby Fall 5

well
yeah
lmfao

sebastian Fall 5

im putting a stop to this convo rn
i dont want to have to break out a fucking whiteboard

zuzu Fall 5

you could just put porn on

sebastian Fall 5

im not watching porn with sam??????

[eyes: 1 ]

sam Fall 5

D:

zuzu Fall 5

I didn't mean you should watch it WITH him omg

sebastian Fall 5

yeah
well
maybe i dont trust him with the internet

sam Fall 5

u knw
thts fair

zuzu Fall 5

so
you really always beat sam at pool, huh

sebastian Fall 5

lol yeah

zuzu Fall 5

and here you are thinking you're not hot

sebastian Fall 5

not like he makes it hard lol

zuzu Fall 5

look all I'm saying is that there's a certain amount of skill that's needed to play pool well

sebastian Fall 5

lol yeah?

zuzu Fall 5

mmhmm :)
you have to have a good eye for things
amazing spatial awareness
and, well
you have to be pretty good with your hands :)

sebastian Fall 5

oh

sebastian Fall 5

hey sam
actually wait no
nvm
pretend i didnt say anything

sam Fall 5

?????
at least give me A CHANCE bro

sebastian Fall 5

no

sam Fall 5

D:

sebastian Fall 5

hey abby
how do guys know if a girl is flirting with you

abby Fall 5

holy shit
don't tell me you're as bad as sam

sebastian Fall 5

dude I know how girls get off

abby Fall 5

well yeah
you get your porn from the internet
like a (sorta) normal young person

sebastian Fall 5

wow
thanks
feeling overwhelmed w praise rn

abby Fall 5

yw
anyway who's flirting with you

sebastian Fall 5

well
idk if she is
thats kinda the point

abby Fall 5

well you're evading the question
so i guess that means it's either the farmer or zuzu
and since we were just talking in chat i'm gonna assume it's zuzu

sebastian Fall 5

what are you a fucking detective

abby Fall 5

like i know the farmer will sometimes show up at odd hours all sorts of places but like
she's presumably seeing us all later tonight anyway so
the chance of her walking to your place up in the fucking mountains just to flirt with you when she'll have to make the trek downtown later anyway…
unlikely

sebastian Fall 5

dont like actually apply logic to this

abby Fall 5

bitch i will
and anyway it's important information
they're gonna be flirting differently right

sebastian Fall 5

what why
theyre both girls

abby Fall 5

wow
and the sam lines just keep coming

sebastian Fall 5

excuse you lol

abby Fall 5

look would you and sam flirt differently

sebastian Fall 5

uh idk ive never seen him flirt irl i dont think??

abby Fall 5

are u high rn
we were literally RIGHT THERE
"oh hur hur hey penny enjoying the GRAVEYARD"

sebastian Fall 5

shit youre right that happened lmao
pretty sure i blocked out that memory lol
too cringe to remember

abby Fall 5

point is you wouldn't flirt like that!!

sebastian Fall 5

no i just
wouldnt lmao

abby Fall 5

omgg
wow
that's just sad, seb

sebastian Fall 5

yeah and what about it lol

abby Fall 5

point is you'd be doing it differently

sebastian Fall 5

so what

abby Fall 5

well you're both boys aren't you
so you'd obviously flirt the same?????

sebastian Fall 5

oh
ok ok point taken lol
idk they just seem so similar

abby Fall 5

even the medium is gonna make a big difference u dummy
no one is gonna flirt the same way in person and online

sebastian Fall 5

except for sam probably

abby Fall 5

yeah except for sam
i'll concede that

zuzu Fall 5

don't tell me I scared you off

sebastian Fall 5

what no
just took me by surprise lol

zuzu Fall 5

I'm not wrong, you know
between that and you fixing up motorcycles you're clearly good with your hands
probably also your fingers

sebastian Fall 5

uh
brb

sebastian Fall 5

abby help
im sweating lol

abby Fall 5

what

sebastian Fall 5

what do i fucking do
what the hell do i say

abby Fall 5

lmaooooo
holy shit
wow you somehow manage to have all the game and none of the game at the same time
how does he do it

sebastian Fall 5

omfg focus im ON MY KNEES

abby Fall 5

lol yea that's clearly where she's picturing you too lol

sebastian Fall 5

abby i have never asked you for anything before

abby Fall 5

lmfao sorry this is just sooo funny
how am i even supposed to help you here
it's your convo

sebastian Fall 5

she is flirting right

abby Fall 5

lmao?????
bro she's halfway to sexting lmfao

sebastian Fall 5

i didnt do anything tho???
like
how
she doesnt even know what i look like
if she actually met me shed be so disappointed lol

abby Fall 5

wow
pull yourself together will u
there's a girl flirting with you
just!!!! fucking enjoy it!!!
i know i would lol

sebastian Fall 5

maybe i just shouldnt say anything

abby Fall 5

holy shit dude way to self sabotage
shes flirting shes not asking you to marry her??
have fun with it ffs
or i'm stealing your girl from you

sebastian Fall 5

WOW
LOW BLOW

abby Fall 5

:)

sebastian Fall 5

lol sry my mom was calling

sam Fall 5

y dnt u love me nemore :(

sebastian Fall 5

omfg
its not a big deal
just not your area of expertise lol

sam Fall 5

whts the area lol mb i can surprise u

sebastian Fall 5

flirting with girls

sam Fall 5

just tell me u hate me

sebastian Fall 5

i told her i had to go afk and she hasnt responded

abby Fall 5

yeah and?

sebastian Fall 5

how worried should i be

abby Fall 5

u ever think "huh i think my friend has some serious anxiety"

sebastian Fall 5

abby Fall 5

relax, dumbass
she's got a life, remember?
not everyone can just be glued to a pc all day lol
some of us have to work

sebastian Fall 5

okay demetrius thx for the reminder

abby Fall 5

wait he actually said that abt ur job???

sebastian Fall 5

lol
what do you think

abby Fall 5

:/

sebastian Fall 5

sam Fall 5

hey ur headed out soon rite

sebastian Fall 5

uh yeah
why
dont tell me youre that desperate for me to kick your ass at pool lol

sam Fall 5

no listen man
u gotta play wingman for me!!!!

sebastian Fall 5

????

sam Fall 5

pennys gonna b there tonite
n u knw how she hates that place
like HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATES
u knw

sebastian Fall 5

well
yeah
kinda hard not to lol
if my parents were always drunk and at the bar i wouldnt want to go anywhere near there either

sam Fall 5

rite so
shes gonna b there
but not like
inside
n i dnt wnt her to thnk tht im going in there to drnk myself stupid or sth

sebastian Fall 5

all you drink is joja cola i think youre fine lol

sam Fall 5

no bro just
u gotta drag me inside
or like beg me to come in
oh sam the frmr is there and i need u there or ill freak
u knw tht knda thng

sebastian Fall 5

okay
hold on

sam Fall 5

uh huh

sebastian Fall 5

again with this farmer thing

sam Fall 5

bro u gotta b kidding me
r u still in denial lol
oh or r u like
trying to pick btwn her and zuzu lol

sebastian Fall 5

am i just
some kind of sex god in your mind??????????

sam Fall 5

lol
i wish

sebastian Fall 5

???????????????????????????

sam Fall 5

a sex god bf wud help his bud out by playing wingman!!!

sebastian Fall 5

oh is that all i gotta do to get that title

sam Fall 5

yea

sebastian Fall 5

oh then ill pass

sam Fall 5

BRO

sebastian Fall 5

also best friend is not shortened to bf
youre gonna make people think were boyfriends

sebastian Fall 5

hey should i double text

sam Fall 5

lol sum ppl alrdy think that

sebastian Fall 5

wait what

sam Fall 5

yea lol
alex saw u tlkng to the frmr the other day
n he was like woah man
dnt let her muscle in on ur territory!!!

sebastian Fall 5

uh
please tell me you corrected him

sam Fall 5

no pt lol
he was like oh dont worry man
my grndprnts would prbly freak too lol
ur secret is safe w me

sebastian Fall 5

whyyyyyyyy

sam Fall 5

he winkd n evrthng lol

sebastian Fall 5

i dont fucking get it

sam Fall 5

wht lol

sebastian Fall 5

all i need to do to make people think im flirting is talk to people?????

sam Fall 5

lol
nah
he doesnt think tht w abby lol

sebastian Fall 5

hhhhhrghgjf;klahhhh

sebastian Fall 5

actually i gotta run
gonna join sam early for pool tonight

sebastian Fall 5

so
i panicked

sam Fall 5

whts so wrng w the frmr flrtng w u neway

sebastian Fall 5

fucks sake
there wouldnt be anything wrong with it
if it was actually happening

sam Fall 5

lmaooooooo
ok

sebastian Fall 5

what

sam Fall 5

abby Fall 5

i leave u alone for one second omg
what the fuck did you do

sebastian Fall 5

ruin shit lol

abby Fall 5

uh huh
specs pls

sebastian Fall 5

triple texted?

abby Fall 5

wow
you've got it bad for this girl huh

sebastian Fall 5

what nO

sam Fall 5

IM RITE BTW

abby Fall 5

bruh.

sebastian Fall 5

why does everyone think this omg

abby Fall 5

bruuuuuuhhhhhhhh
you're nooooot subtle when you like someone
you're just as bad with the farmer lmao

sebastian Fall 5

you are insane
you and sam both actually

abby Fall 5

seb
you are literally building an adventure
FROM THE GROUND UP
that'll tie in her char backstory and let her shine as a healer
meanwhile you're TRIPLE TEXTING zuzu
any more and you're gonna be cheating on both of them lmfao

sebastian Fall 5

this is NORMAL FRIEND STUFF

abby Fall 5

uh huh
where's my adventure seb
where is it

sebastian Fall 5

uh
its
you know

abby Fall 5

uh huh

sebastian Fall 5

its coming

[whitedrops: 1 ]

abby Fall 5

oh
i'm sure

zuzu Fall 5

awwww
wish I could join you for pool, haha
hope you have fun tho!!!!
kick sam's ass for me :)

sebastian Fall 5

lol thanks
ill do my best

zuzu Fall 5

I know you will

ill do my best

sebastian Fall 5

she sent a heart message to end a convo what the fuck do i do

sam Fall 5

YOOOOOOOO GET IT BRO

sebastian Fall 5

fuck this was
the wrong chat

sam Fall 5

bro??????

sebastian Fall 5

abby help
what does it mean when a girl ends a convo with a heart msg

abby Fall 5

lmfao????????
dude
you've known her less than a week and you're already falling apart

sebastian Fall 5

abby do not
make me go to maru with this

abby Fall 5

wow
desperate

sebastian Fall 5

yeah thats fine get it out of your system faster pls

abby Fall 5

either she's just super affectionate

sebastian Fall 5

oh ok

abby Fall 5

or she likes you

sebastian Fall 5

uh

abby Fall 5

:)

sam Fall 5

LET ME CHEER U ONNNNN

sebastian Fall 5

no youre gonna give me ideas

sam Fall 5

hell yea!!!!!!!

sebastian Fall 5

ugh just
im coming down there early to help you with your
stuff
girl stuff

sam Fall 5

sebastian Fall 5

since i said i would
dont start thinking i want to support you being insane or anything

sam Fall 5

TOO LATE

sebastian Fall 5

zuzu Fall 6

sorry yesterday ended up actually being pretty busy on my end haha

sebastian Fall 6

lol yeah for me too
so no worries

zuzu Fall 6

:)

abby added pizza_n_chill to the group. Fall 6

abby added xxfrozentearxx to the group. Fall 6

abby changed the channel name: ASS TRIO Fall 6

abby Fall 6

okay i am
staging an intervention

pizza_n_chill Fall 6

yoooo thx abby!!

xxfrozentearxx Fall 6

????
what even is this

abby Fall 6

an intervention
i just said

sam Fall 6

u need hlp man

sebastian Fall 6

i feel like im being mugged in a dark alleyway or sth

abby Fall 6

yeah except here your friends put a bag over your head to save you from yourself

sam Fall 6

hell yea u tell him abby!!!

abby Fall 6

pls picture yourself tied to a chair while we chat

sebastian Fall 6

ok……..
why am i doing this exactly

sam Fall 6

aint it obvs dude
u need to get laid

sebastian Fall 6

i
what

abby Fall 6

unfortunately, my partner in crime is right

sam Fall 6

woah when did we bcum criminals

abby Fall 6

when we kidnapped our friend and tied him up

sam Fall 6

oh rite

sebastian Fall 6

ah
i see this is all happening in the alternate universe that exists only in sams brain
and yours i guess?? smh

abby Fall 6

we outnumber you!! the pelican town cinematic universe is real and it can hurt you!!
we can't all be wrong, seb

sebastian Fall 6

there are literally two of you in total

abby Fall 6

both of us can't all be wrong, seb!!

sam Fall 6

lstn to her man i dnt want u getting hurt

sebastian Fall 6

omfg
no one is getting hurt here
least of all me just bc im not getting my dick wet??

sam Fall 6

look man we care abt u
tht sht hurts after awhile for us dudes did u knw???

sebastian Fall 6

im
sam im not… abstaining from jerking off
i dont need a partner for that?? like my hand has served me just fine all my life it can keep doing its job

abby Fall 6

regardless of the things sam is saying, this isn't about that
it's about the way you and the farmer have been flirting

sam Fall 6

shts hitting crits, man

abby Fall 6

critical mass
but yes

sebastian Fall 6

dont tell me sam convinced you of this shit too

abby Fall 6

seb unfortunately for everyone in this chat i have eyes

sebastian Fall 6

what is that supposed to mean
we were just
fucking talking

abby Fall 6

let's see here now
we had!!!!
hair twirling
giggling
laughing at that joke that was objectively not that funny

sebastian Fall 6

omg yes it fucking was

abby Fall 6

let's not kid ourselves here now
where was i
oh yeah
asking you what you thought of her jeans?????