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Part 62 of BEASTARS (PARU ITAGAKI)
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BEASTARS: Sublime Meeting

Summary:

Inspired by https://www.reddit.com/r/Beastars/comments/1ime3x7/doopcity_au_ogama_x_miyagi_like_father_like_son/

Dragon Ball Super: Twilight of Gods - https://ao3-rd-18.onrender.com/series/1466320

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(Legoshi and Louis catch Oguma and Miyagi making out at the beach).

Louis: Greetings, Father. Fancy meeting you here.

Oguma (stops making out): O-Oh, Louis! Don't sneak up on me like that!

Louis: We've been standing by for at least ten minutes now.

Miyagi: "We"? (Realizes Legoshi's nearby). Hi there, son!

Oguma/Louis: SAY WHAT!?

Oguma (to Miyagi): You told me your only child died at birth!

Louis (to Legoshi): Why didn't you tell me that male wolf was your old man!?

Miyagi: To be fair, we only found out a couple of weeks ago.

Legoshi (shrugs): It never came up in conversation; guess it just slipped my mind.

Oguma/Louis: SERIOUSLY!?

Louis: So this is why you blew off my play again: to make out with this sexy rando!?

Legoshi: This is why you cancelled our dinner reservations at the last minute: to stick your tongue into this gorgeous, strapping buck!?

Louis: That's my father you're talking about! Show some respect to your scrumptious old man!

Legoshi: Now you're hitting on my dad!?

(Legoshi and Louis bicker unintelligibly. Miyagi and Oguma turn the deepest crimson ever).

Miyagi: So... don't s'pose you feel like making out again?

Oguma: It would seem we have more important matters to be concerned about. Perhaps we should discuss this over dinner. I'm buying.

Miyagi: Actually, why don't you let me cook? I make one hell of a vegetarian ossobuco. Got the recipe from this crocodile chef friend of mine.

Oguma: Does it involve horseradish? Louis is deathly allergic to it.

Miyagi: None at all. I probably should've asked Legoshi if he's allergic to paprika, though.

Oguma: We can worry about that later. Get started while I keep an eye on the boys. Hopefully they'll have more self-control than the two of us.

Miyagi: You're still upset about yesterday? I said I was sorry! I was drunk off my ass!

Oguma: So was I. I'm not the one who almost dee--

Miyagi: Ixnay on the throaty-nay, Horny Buns! There're minors here!

Oguma (flirty): I so love it when you get all flustered like that, Howly Cub! I don't even feel all that worried about forgetting that load of Bags of Shame I sent Yuta to fetch a month ago... which reminds me: I should call the Horns HQ in Denmark and cancel that order. Poor little guy must be freezing and bored out of his mind by now.

Miyagi: Yeah... you do that. I'll let you know when dinner's ready.

Oguma: Deal.

(Miyagi leaves. Oguma produces a smartphone and dials a number as Louis and Legoshi keep on bickering into the sunset...).

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