Chapter 1: The Eccentric and The Cold
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Not long after the floor guardians had their meeting with their creator, Momonga, Pandora's Actor was granted permission to leave his post at the treasury.
Though he adored his time in the treasury, meticulously caring for each item as if it were a sacred relic—almost like a bizarre fetish—he longed to experience the world outside with his own eyes. So, he stepped out of the tomb for a brief moment, standing beneath the vast night sky, filled with shimmering stars.
Outside, he sensed the presence of Momonga and perked up at the thought of joining him. However, he then spotted Momonga soaring through the sky alongside Demiurge, the seventh-floor guardian. For a moment, he considered following them, but then his gaze fell upon Yuri Alpha, the stoic vice-captain of the Pleiades.
Curious about her presence, he approached her.
"Greetings, Yuri Alpha!" he exclaimed, his voice brimming with exaggerated enthusiasm.
"Pandora's Actor," she replied, her tone as cold and calculating as ever.
An awkward silence descended upon them. Despite his usual penchant for conversation, he found himself at a loss for words.
"Yuri, don’t you find the sky to be... wunderschön?" he asked, his eyes sparkling with excitement.
"Yes. It seems this world may hold interesting opportunities that could benefit the Great Tomb of Nazarick," she replied, nodding slightly.
Pandora's Actor mirrored her nod, recognizing her point. "Indeed! But it could also be fraught with dangers. Still, I have no doubt that Momonga-sama has anticipated every possible outcome," he asserted, though he secretly knew his creator was not infallible, a thought he dared not voice for fear of it sounding blasphemous.
"Of course," she responded, her expression unwavering.
"What do you think Momonga-sama and Demiurge are discussing up there?" he asked, gesturing skyward, prompting her to follow the direction of his slender finger.
"I cannot say for certain. However, I am confident they are already devising plans. Whatever those plans may entail, as long as we put in the effort, we can achieve anything," she stated with an air of determination.
"Absolutely! Information gathering is essential. Without it, we cannot commence any operations," Pandora's Actor agreed, excitedly bouncing on his heels.
Silence fell between them once more. He studied Yuri's face, taking note of every detail until she turned her gaze in his direction. Quickly, he diverted his eyes back to the sky, feigning interest.
"I should return," Yuri said, her voice as steady as ever. "It was...pleasant speaking with you," she added, hesitating slightly, as if unsure of her own words.
"You too!" he replied brightly, watching as she turned to head back inside.
After a moment, he returned to his position, a smile lingering on his face as he resumed his obsessive watch over the treasury.
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Pandora's Actor, clad in his sleek, form-fitting armor that hugged his slim frame, was busy adjusting his appearance when he heard the familiar sound of Yuri Alpha approaching.
"Pandora's Actor." She greeted him, her voice cool and composed.
"Yuri!" He responded enthusiastically, the corners of his mouth stretching into a wide grin. His heart raced as he took in her attire—a striking one-piece dress that resembled elegant pants, complemented by metal gauntlets that covered most of her arms. Her hair was styled in her signature buns, and her glasses perched perfectly upon her nose. He feigned a cough to gather himself. "Nice clothes!"
She nodded, a flicker of warmth crossing her features before it vanished. "Thank you."
"Now... Do you know our identities?" he inquired, his eyes sparkling with an eccentric glint.
"Yes. In public, I am Yue, and you are Adam," she replied, her tone steady and devoid of any unnecessary embellishment.
The duo departed from Nazarick, their mission set.
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**Inside the Adventurer's Guild**
"Greetings!" Pandora's Actor announced theatrically as they approached the receptionist. "I am Adam, and this is my esteemed companion, Yue!"
"Greetings!" the receptionist echoed with a friendly smile.
"We'd like to join the guild," he continued, embellishing his words with flair.
"Good afternoon, and welcome," she replied, humming a cheerful tune as she sifted through papers. "Ah, here it is." She placed two forms on the desk.
"Okay!" he chirped, taking the papers alongside Yuri. They filled them out with precise diligence, returning them promptly. After paying two gold coins, they received copper plates and a manual detailing the guild's rules and ranking system.
As they left the guild, they crossed the road to an inn, where they encountered a rather unpleasant innkeeper, booking a room for five copper coins.
While ascending the stairs, a smug-looking adventurer stuck his foot out. "Hold up, newbie!" he sneered.
Pandora's Actor assessed the man, thinking, 'A drunkard? Adventurers like this exist? He looks dangerously unhinged.' Maintaining his composure, he gently pushed the man’s leg aside, but the force of his movement sent the man stumbling.
"Ouch! That hurt, you jerk!" the man shouted, rising to his feet.
"Are you certain you wish to speak to us in that manner?" Yuri interjected, her hand resting on her hip. "It would serve you well to exercise some common sense before confronting someone in full plate armor."
Pandora's Actor nodded in agreement, his eyes gleaming with mischief.
The man scowled, but his gaze wandered over Yuri. "I can overlook this... if you lend me your woman for the night."
Yuri smiled subtly, her posture unwavering. "I have standards—standards you will never come close to meeting."
"What did you say?!" he roared, rage flashing across his features.
Pandora's Actor's expression twisted slightly as he seized the man by the throat. "I advise you to cease your foolishness. We wouldn't want any accidents, now would we?"
The man clawed at Pandora's Actor's armor, gasping for breath until he finally nodded, his face paling.
Seeing the man's compliance, Pandora's Actor flung him across the room with a flourish.
"Well, I warned him it was unwise to act rudely," Yuri remarked, her tone as cool as ever. "Such a pity he chose not to listen."
"W-we're sorry about our friend..." stuttered one of the man's companions.
"You destroyed my potion!" a young adventurer rushed toward them, clad in iron plate armor—clearly a 'senior.' "The guy you threw landed on my potion and shattered it!" she exclaimed, frustration radiating from her.
"Oh! I deeply apologize!" Pandora's Actor exclaimed dramatically, bowing low. "Allow me to compensate you..." He rummaged through a small satchel at his hip and produced a red healing potion.
"It's red...?" the girl scrutinized the potion suspiciously.
"It’s a healing potion," he proclaimed, though his mind raced with possibilities. 'If she’s unaware of this potion's properties, it could lead to lucrative connections!'
Pandora's Actor handed her the potion.
"Well... it's fine then," she said reluctantly, tucking it away before walking off.
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**In Their Room**
As they settled into their new surroundings, a comfortable silence enveloped them, occasionally punctuated by the sound of distant chatter from the inn below.
Yuri, her gaze steady, asked, "By the way, what are your plans regarding the girl?"
"The redhead? Well..." Pandora's Actor began, his tone shifting to a more serious note. "She doesn’t seem to know about that kind of potion. If she takes it to the best alchemist she knows, and if they’re unfamiliar with it as well, they will approach me for information. This could open doors for us—a chance to establish connections."
"I see..." Yuri replied, her fingers deftly adjusting her glasses. "I understand why you’re regarded as one of the smartest in Nazarick."
"Hm? Am I?" he mused, tilting his head in surprise.
"Yes. Others rank you just below Albedo and Demiurge, and of course, Ainz-sama," she informed him matter-of-factly, her calculating gaze unwavering.
Pandora's Actor beamed with pride. "Ach, how delightful! I must live up to that reputation, then!" His eyes glimmered with ambition.
Chapter 2: Confessions
Summary:
PA confesses
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The next day, Pandora's Actor and Yuri made their way to the guild to secure a job. They approached the receptionist, the same one they had encountered the day before, and inquired about the most challenging copper-rank job available.
As they stood waiting for the receptionist to return with the paperwork, a party of adventurers approached them.
"Hallo!" the leader greeted enthusiastically.
"Hm?" Pandora's Actor and Yuri turned to face the group of four.
"I'm sorry to interrupt, but I couldn't help but overhear your conversation. Would you like to join us on our job request?" the leader suggested.
"Well, that depends, mein Freund," Pandora's Actor replied, a theatrical flair in his voice.
"Follow us upstairs, and we can discuss it further," the leader said, gesturing toward the stairs.
They ascended to the upper floor.
After exchanging introductions, they learned that one of their potential teammates was named Bareare, a talent holder, before delving into the details of the mission.
"...Anyways, the objective is quite straightforward: we need to eliminate the monsters lurking near the city," said Peter. "The reward will depend on the type and quantity of monsters we defeat. While our team can certainly handle it, having a few more people join us would significantly increase our rewards. You'll find your share would be greater than any other copper-level mission, and it would also enhance your chances of ranking up. It's a win-win for everyone! We’ll be hunting in the forest south of the city. What do you think?"
"Sounds good!" Pandora's Actor exclaimed. "What about you, Yue?" He glanced at her expectantly.
"You're the one making the decisions; I’ll go where you lead," Yuri replied, her voice steady.
"Then it's settled! We agree to accompany you!" Pandora's Actor said, nodding enthusiastically.
Suddenly, a young man named Lukrut stood up. "By the way! What kind of relationship do you two have?" he asked, a curious glint in his eye.
Pandora's Actor was about to casually explain that she was merely his companion, but when he glanced at Yuri, something stirred within him—an unfamiliar warmth. Her beauty ignited feelings he had never experienced before. He would have been confused if he weren't so perceptive; he recognized these feelings but tried to dismiss them, convincing himself they would fade. After all, Nazarick wouldn’t benefit from him pursuing a relationship with Yuri Alpha.
However, the sight of Lukrut gazing at Yuri with those repulsive, lustful eyes ignited a spark of anger within him—an emotion he had only felt once before, when his beloved creator, Ainz, had shared his sorrow over losing his friends from YGGDRASIL and Nazarick.
Without thinking, though he typically prided himself on rationality, Pandora's Actor declared, “She’s my wife!”
Unbeknownst to him, Yuri stiffened slightly at his words, and despite her undead nature, a faint blush crept across her cheeks as she looked away momentarily, regaining her composure and reverting to her usual stoic demeanor. This transformation was likely aided by her passive ability as an undead, 'Emotional Suppressor.'
"Oh! A wife and husband adventuring together...How delightful!" Dyne remarked, his eyes sparkling.
"Indeed! It’s rare to see such a duo, especially with that kind of relationship...You must have many stories to share," Ninya added.
Pandora's Actor suddenly sprang to his feet. "Anyways! We should set off while the sun is still shining brightly in the sky!" he declared dramatically.
"Agreed," Peter nodded, rising as well.
Yuri followed suit, her expression blank but her heart racing.
Just as they prepared to leave, a knock echoed on the door, and the receptionist entered, accompanied by a young man.
"I apologize for interrupting, but Adam received a job request from Nfirea Bereare," she announced.
"Eh...but we just accepted a job," Pandora's Actor protested.
"My request is simple. Depending on the location, I could join you," Nfirea said, his tone confident. "I’m a competent alchemist and know a few spells as well. I wouldn’t take any cut; I could join as a guest if we’re headed in the same direction."
"We're off to the forest south of here," Peter replied.
"Oh, perfect!" Nfirea exclaimed. "It's slightly to the east. I need to go there as well, then head to Carne Village."
"So we’ll circle around E-Rantel instead of heading straight back. It doesn’t seem too problematic," Peter remarked.
Everyone agreed, including Pandora's Actor and Yuri.
They exited the guild building and embarked on their journey without delay. After traveling through the morning, they reached the fields south of E-Rantel.
Not long after, they encountered a horde of monsters. A swarm of goblins and trolls spotted them from a distance and charged.
Pandora's Actor instructed the others to stay back and protect Nfirea while he and Yuri took on the monsters. They were taken aback but remained silent.
Yuri followed Pandora's Actor, and though she wasn’t utilizing her full power to maintain their cover, she was still formidable. Goblins were sent flying left and right as she barreled into the horde.
Pandora's Actor drew his katana, his weapon of choice, and in his characteristically flamboyant manner, began to dash through the horde, slicing through monsters with flair.
With no hope of victory, the monsters chose to retreat.
Once the battle concluded and they had collected the necessary monster parts, like ears for proof of their kills, the sun had begun to set. They set up camp, and soon the moon illuminated the night sky as they shared a meal. Even Yuri, who didn’t feel hunger due to her undead nature, participated.
After finishing their meal, Yuri and Pandora's Actor excused themselves and retreated to their tent.
Inside the tent, they sat on a blanket, the air thick with unspoken words. Yuri's cheeks flushed as her gaze darted around. “May I ask...why did you say I'm your wife? Surely, calling me your companion would have sufficed.”
Pandora's Actor's typical exuberance faded for a moment as he rubbed his armored thighs, gathering his thoughts. “Well...I truly enjoy your company. Your presence brings me joy, a sensation akin to the most exquisite of delights! I find myself captivated by you, and I cannot simply call you my companion when my heart speaks differently.”
“I...I see...” Yuri replied, blushing furiously as she fiddled with her fingers, her demeanor uncharacteristically shy.
The two of them felt like awkward teenagers, navigating unfamiliar territory.
“I’m not sure how to respond to that,” she confessed.
Pandora's Actor nodded, his expression neutral but understanding. “I’d understand if you didn’t share the same feelings.”
“It’s not that,” she quickly countered, shaking her head. “Right now, I can feel something I’ve never felt before. It’s akin to happiness but sweeter. I’m uncertain if this is what people refer to as ‘love,’ but what I do know is that I’m happy.” She smiled softly. “The challenge I face is that I’ve never allowed myself to feel anything beyond fleeting hints of those emotions. If you were to ask me whether I accept your feelings...Yes,” she affirmed, nodding. “Yes, I do.”
A radiant smile broke across Pandora's Actor's face.
“However, this is all new to me—new and unexpected. For so long, I’ve been absorbed in work, meticulously planning my schedule to keep myself busy day and night in Nazarick. I never imagined someone would be interested in me,” she sighed. “Contemplating a decision like this... But don’t misunderstand; it’s not a matter of whether I accept your feelings or not. As I said, I accept your feelings, and I feel the same way.” She smiled again, repositioning herself to fully face Pandora's Actor. “I simply want to plan everything from this point forward, leaving nothing to chance. This is how I’m accustomed to operating. I hope my words make sense.”
“Of course!” he replied eagerly, mirroring her posture. “This isn’t the right moment, after all. It’s best to continue this discussion back at home.”
“I believe I will reflect on it now, given that there’s not much else to occupy my mind,” she said, her tone contemplative.
'She’s so beautiful...like a treasure,' Pandora's Actor thought to himself as they began to chat, sharing stories and learning about each other’s lives. These weren’t monumental revelations, but they were significant nonetheless, as they began to uncover the intricacies of who they were.
Chapter 3: Dragon?
Summary:
Clementine gets kidnapped = No Shalltear mind control
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After 'taming' the wise king of the forest, now named Hamuske, discovering that Nfirea is the most renowned alchemist in town, kidnapping a woman named Clementine, and saving the town from being swarmed by the undead.
On the 5th Floor, Frozen Prison
Pandora's Actor approached Neuronist Painkiller with an exaggerated flourish. "Have you, mein lieber Freund, received our neue Gefangene?" he inquired, his eyes glinting with mischief as he observed Clementine lying unconscious on the cold ground.
"Oh, yes! Thank you, Pandora-sama, for bringing me a new toy~!" the eerie greenish creature responded, her sultry tone somehow managing to sound anything but enticing.
With a gentlemanly bow, Pandora's Actor replied, "Mein Vergnügen, Ms. Painkiller!" He hastily retreated as Neuronist began to move in a manner that was decidedly inappropriate, likely spurred on by the courtesy of being called “miss.”
After that awkward encounter, he made his way to Ainz’s office, eager to report everything that had transpired in person, despite having already sent a detailed written report. His desire to see his creator face-to-face outweighed the practicality of a mere written communication. Although he held a significant respect for Albedo, he sometimes wished she wasn’t present during his conversations with Ainz.
Following his report, Pandora's Actor was meandering around the 9th floor when he spotted Yuri striding toward him with an air of urgency. The mere sight of her was enough to bring a smile to his otherwise expressionless face. "Oh, mein lieber Yuri! Wo eilst du hin? Where dost thou rush off to in such a hurry?"
"Pandora," she greeted him, her tone serious. Ever since they had confessed their feelings for one another, she had taken to calling him by his first name, which he found endearing. While he appreciated the formalities of his full name, he felt a warmth knowing that the very serious and workaholic Yuri felt comfortable enough to call him simply Pandora. "There's an urgent matter."
"And what might that be?" he asked, curiosity piqued.
"The adventurer's guild has summoned Adam and other mithril-ranked adventurers due to a dragon sighting," she informed him.
"A dragon?" Pandora's Actor echoed, his voice laced with intrigue. "How curious..."
"First, I recommend we witness it for ourselves through the Mirror of Remote Viewing," she suggested.
"Sehr gut! Let us behold this Drachen, shall we?" he exclaimed enthusiastically.
The pair procured a mirror, set it up, and began their search for the dragon. It didn't take long for them to locate it. The creature was massive, wreaking havoc on everything in its vicinity. From his extensive knowledge of dragons acquired in Yggdrasil, Pandora's Actor noted that its behavior was peculiar. Not only was it attacking the area indiscriminately, but it also paused intermittently, as if awaiting orders.
From what Yuri had conveyed, the guild was aware of the situation, which didn’t surprise him. They had summoned the strongest adventurers, including his persona, Adam; however, the dragon had appeared out of nowhere, striking when the city was most vulnerable. The citizens would be helpless against such a formidable foe.
As Pandora's Actor's mind raced, he soon reached a conclusion. "Es sieht so aus, he appears to be ein beschworener Drache! It seems he has a timed order to repeat his attacks on the area, hence the pauses—waiting for commands! This theory holds considerable merit, especially since the city is currently defenseless, nicht wahr?"
"To my knowledge, it has been there for some time. Shouldn’t it disappear after a while if it is indeed summoned?" Yuri queried.
"Ich denke, it might function similarly to the Death Knight that Ainz-sama created in that village previously. However, it could very well be that a dragon of this caliber doesn’t have to abide by a time limit, ja?" he speculated. "Es könnte auch sein, that this dragon is under mind control. In any case, I’m heading back to E-Rantel, so please report this to Ainz-sama, ja?"
"Understood," she nodded, turning toward the office as Pandora's Actor conjured his armor and set off.
After attending the guild meeting and successfully convincing everyone that he and Yuri—using her alias Yue—could handle the situation, thanks to his overwhelming charm (which mostly consisted of annoying them with his eccentric personality), they returned to Nazarick. A quick plan was devised, and their team was formed: Pandora's Actor, Yuri, Nerberal, and Mare. Ainz joined them as well, but he remained an observer until the final moments of the battle.
Pandora's Actor made sure to draw the dragon's attention, expertly parrying any attacks aimed at his companions. Yuri took center stage as the primary damage dealer, unleashing a flurry of punches against the beast. Nerberal served as the spellblade, while Mare focused on debuffing the dragon.
The battle raged on for quite some time, despite Mare likely having the strength to eliminate the dragon with his bare fists. However, they had to put on a show; after all, the summoner or mind controller of the dragon could be lurking nearby, and they needed to demonstrate that they were not to be trifled with.
Finally, it came time for Ainz to deliver the finishing blow.
"Super Tier Magic: Fallen Down!" Ainz declared as he began casting the spell. The lengthy casting time was of no concern; they had planned for it.
They waited, but surprisingly, no one attempted to attack Ainz. In Yggdrasil, it was common knowledge to target a magic caster during a prolonged spell cast. Yet, no one moved to thwart Ainz.
As the casting reached its climax, everyone fell back behind Ainz, and the spell activated. It obliterated everything in the vicinity of the dragon, transforming the once-beautiful landscape into a desolate wasteland. The dragon was utterly annihilated.
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A few days had passed since the dragon's defeat when Pandora's Actor was tidying up some random treasures in his chamber within the Treasury. Suddenly, a knock echoed against the door.
"Yes?" he called out.
"It is I, Yuri. May I come in?" she asked from the other side.
"Natürlich!" he exclaimed eagerly.
Yuri entered his chamber and closed the door behind her. "Is something wrong, my Liebling Yuri?" he inquired, concern flickering in his voice.
"Nothing involving Nazarick..." she replied, a serious tone coloring her words. "Do you remember the conversation we had back in E-Rantel?"
"But of course, I remember! How could I forget such a heartfelt moment, where I poured my heart out to you?" he replied in his usual eccentric manner.
"Yes. I am ready. I wanted to begin sooner, but so much has happened, and this seemed the most peaceful moment," she said, her seriousness unwavering.
Pandora's Actor nodded in agreement.
Yet, an awkward silence blanketed the room as they struggled to find the right words.
"I was thinking... we could inform everyone tomorrow, if that’s okay with you," he suggested tentatively.
"Yes. That is fine," she replied, her expression still grave.
Silence fell between them once more.
"Well, Liebling Yuri, if that's—" he began, only to be interrupted.
"I was considering that we could spend the night together," she said, her gaze unwavering. "As far as I know, social conventions dictate that couples should share a bed." Her seriousness persisted. "...I would also like to try it."
"I would be the most JOYFUL!" Pandora's Actor exclaimed, his heart racing at the thought.
They settled down on his bed, lying side by side and gazing up at the ceiling. The atmosphere was surprisingly relaxing for both of them.
"So... about coitus..." she stated suddenly, breaking the tranquil silence.
His breath caught in his throat. "Begnadigung?"
"Couples must engage in coitus to have offspring, correct?" she asked, her tone still serious.
'Sie will ein Kind?!' Pandora's Actor screamed internally. While the idea of having a child didn’t displease him, he had never contemplated it before. Could it even be possible? After all, she was an undead, a dullahan, and he was a doppelganger. Was parenthood even feasible?
"Don't feel obligated to do it," he said gently.
"I would like to experience it at least once... I won’t know unless I try," she insisted.
"...Very well, then!" he exclaimed, a mix of excitement and anxiety bubbling within him.
Chapter 4: Lemon
Summary:
This chapter just lemon/smut. No new information. If you don't want to read smut, then you can skip.
And to just a warning, I'm not good at writing lemon.
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The whole exchange since the beginning have been kind of unnatural and awkward. However it was unavoidable as Pandora's Actor is eccentric and Yuri doesn't have complex feelings, only feeble hints.
'It must be hard for her.' Pandora's Actor thinks to himself.
Both of them turn on their sides, looking at each other as they are laying in bed. Pandora's Actor's heart skips a beat as he studies her face, stoic and full of maturity.
"Yuri..." He can't help but say her name.
"Should we start getting naked?" She asks, her expression not betraying any emotion.
"There's no need to beeil dich." He says.
He slowly gets on top of her, changing his face into the one he uses as his Adam persona, and lower half, as in his original form he doesn't have any lips and doesn't have a penis.
'I've never been this close to this beautiful rose.' He loses himself in her beauty, admiring her.
Despite only him having any real feelings, staring into her eyes, he can see that she feels something akin for him. To him, it's like she's looking forward to something, so he decides to not make her wait.
Slowly, tenderly, Pandora's Actor pressed his lips against Yuri's, kissing her deeply. Yuri, respond to the kiss. Her lips moved against his, focuses on the sensation of his warmth.
They continue sharing tender kisses, while he explores her cold body through her battle maid clothes. Soon enough, this little foreplay of theirs seems to work as her body starts warming up, but it could be because his body's warmth spreads through hers. But neither of them bother to think about that right now.
The two starts get used to kissing, as not long after, Yuri, to his surprise, darts her tongue out, ready to taste him. He doesn't shy away, as he responds eagerly to her advances. Their tongues intertwine in her mouth, in his, back and forth as if they are dancing.
The taste of her mouth, excites Pandora's Actor, as he start moving his waist against hers. He can feel a rush of blood below, something he never actually felt before, even when they went out adventuring together before, but he of course knew what that feeling is. She feels it too, and they break their kiss. He contains himself though, and doesn't rush into getting naked like a horny teenager.
Both of them are virgins, but they are also mature enough to not rush things, and get to business.
Exchanging an understanding look with each other, they start taking off each others' clothes. It doesn't take long for them to be out of their clothes, bare naked. He can't help but feast his eyes on her perfect pale body. He takes a moment to appreciate her firm C-cup breasts, a perfectly balanced size in his humble opinion.
She is always serious given her personality but she is still womanly. He can smell her sweet soapy scent, just from this it would be enough for any men's brain to signal the heart to send a rush of blood to their tool. He doesn't want to resist her allure, so he leans in again, and they continue from where they left off.
She embraces him, and presses her crotch against his penis. He caress her thighs with his skinny hands, running his long fingers over her pale skin. When he reaches her calf, he grabs her legs, and raises them, and places them on his shoulders.
"Hm..." He can't help but exhale and all the sensations he's feeling, from the kissing, her skin against his, and her vagina pressed against his penis.
"Let's both feel good." She says, maintaining eye contact with Pandora's Actor.
He can feel liquid coming from her precious place, covering his tip, and he can't help but note that it is ice cold. Though it feels great, a good contrast against his warmth.
She rests her hands against her chest, as after a brief nod, Pandora's Actor start pushing inside Yuri's wet sex. "Nnh!" She makes a sweet sound.
"I'm not hurting you, am I, mein Schatz? I wouldn't be able to forgive myself...!" He exhales softly, already enjoying the raw contact as he slides in slowly.
"Hurting...? No...I don't know." She says. "It's a new feeling. I don't know how I feel about it yet." She says, closing her eyes for a second to think about what she's feeling.
"I understand." He nods in understanding. A moment later, he manages to slide in his full length, her never stopping him. He waits for her to give him the green light to continue.
"Ah...I feel so filled up." She says, her lips parted slightly.
"Are you okay?" He asks.
"Yes." She nods. "You can move if you wish."
She gasp as he starts to thrust, his cock hitting all the right spots. "Nnh! Ah...Ahn!" She pants, her nails start raking on his chest.
She can feel him stretch her, fill her completely. "Aaahnn!" She moans her walls clenching around him. She starts to rock her hips, meeting his thrusts.
She can feel something building up in her body tensing with anticipation. "Wha...what is this feeling?" She asks no one in particular. She cries out in pleasure as he increases his pace, his thrusts becoming harder and faster. She can feel something big now threatening to leave her body, making her tremble with anticipation.
"Hmmnh...Ahnnn..." Her voice trembles slightly, walls fluttering around his length.
She screams in pure ecstasy as she climaxes, her body convulsing with the intensity of her orgasm. She wails, her walls clamping down on his cock.
She feels him thrust deep inside her, his hot seed flooding her womb. "Yes..." She can't help but blurt it out due to the sensation. She collapses back onto his bed.
Before she could realize, something left her body.
Pandora's Actor doesn't realize that something either, as he closed his eyes, when he pulled out and laid down next to her.
"I lost my head..." She says.
"Yes, Liebling. I feel like that too. This was a wundervolle experience." He can't help but smile, which slowly disappears as he reverts back fully to his original form.
"I meant it literally. My head rolled off the bed." She says, deadpanned.
"Es tut mir so leid!" He exclaims. "One moment!" He quickly gets off the bed.
"It happens sometimes. Don't worry about it." She says, cracking a small smile.
Chapter 5: Chapter 5
Summary:
New chapter :)
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On the same day following their first time sleeping together, Pandora's Actor and Yuri Alpha made their way to the grand throne room. Their lord, Ainz Ooal Gown, had an important announcement to make, and both were eager to hear what he had to say.
Once the announcement was over, Pandora's Actor and Yuri decided to reveal their relationship to their lord. They expressed their intention to get married, a decision that left Ainz momentarily speechless. However, his passive ability quickly calmed his nerves, and to his own surprise, he felt a genuine happiness for Pandora's Actor, who was, after all, his only creation.
The rest of the Pleiades was abuzz with excitement for Yuri. Lupesregina was as loud and boisterous as ever, her enthusiasm infectious. Entoma let out a squeal of joy, her delight palpable, while CZ2128 maintained her usual blank expression, though a small smile did break through her stoic facade. Nabe simply smiled, exuding warmth, while Solution sported her characteristic wide, unsettling grin, which seemed to suggest that she had already deduced the intimate details of Yuri and Pandora's Actor's relationship. Demiurge, with his usual mischievous smirk, likely plotted various schemes surrounding this new union. Cocytus exhaled a frosty mist, already envisioning the day he would be called "Uncle" by their future child. Aura and Mare were taken aback, their personalities starkly contrasting; Pandora's Actor was eccentric and playful, while Yuri was cold, calculating, and a dedicated workaholic. Lastly, Albedo and Shalltear both felt a pang of jealousy, lamenting how these two were getting married while they still had not managed to persuade Ainz to marry them.
Pandora's Actor and Yuri had initially assumed that a small gathering would be organized to celebrate their engagement, even though they weren’t particularly keen on a grand event. However, to their surprise, word spread quickly, and the celebration turned out to be far larger than they had anticipated.
On the day of the ceremony, Pandora's Actor donned a classic groom's suit. Although he had wanted to wear his usual German military attire, Ainz firmly insisted on adhering to tradition, which dictated that he should wear the formal black suit. Reluctantly, he complied.
In Pandora's Actor's eyes, Yuri appeared more beautiful than ever, and he marveled at how a bit of makeup could enhance her natural allure. Still, he didn’t want her to feel obligated to wear that much makeup regularly. That day marked one of the rare occasions when Yuri smiled genuinely, and the warmth of that smile filled his heart with joy.
The event itself was surprisingly delightful and memorable. Days passed swiftly after the ceremony, and soon Ainz announced his plans to construct a replica of Nazarick in the Great Forest of Tob. However, such ambitious plans would require substantial resources. To contribute, Pandora's Actor and Yuri decided to take on as many adventurer quests as they could in their adventurer personas.
**Adventurers Guild**
"Herzlich willkommen, Frau Sachbearbeiterin! I'm here for the job request!" Pandora's Actor greeted the clerk with his usual eccentric flair.
"Adam-san! It’s wonderful to see you again," the clerk replied with a smile. "The guildmaster sends his regards; this quest is finally appropriate for your level after quite a while."
She handed him the job request paper, and now, thanks to their hard work, neither he nor Yuri needed to use any translation items, as they had both learned the language.
As he read through the details, he nodded thoughtfully. "I see...Wir kümmern uns darum! Don’t you worry!" he declared, clenching his fists dramatically.
"Thank you!" the clerk beamed. "We’re really fortunate to have you...🎵" she sang playfully.
However, beneath his cheerful exterior, Pandora's Actor felt a frown forming as he read about a disturbance in the Great Forest of Tob. His concerns grew—Ainz was beginning to take control of the forest, and now something was causing unrest there?
Hastily, PA and Yuri set off toward the forest. While en route, he contacted Nazarick, but deep down, he sensed that something was amiss, even if he was likely worrying for nothing.
Suddenly, a necromancer appeared, looking down at PA and Yuri with an air of superiority. The necromancer began rambling about how they would make excellent experimental specimens. PA turned to Yuri, his expression clearly conveying his disbelief: 'We rushed here for this clown?'
Yuri simply shook her head in exasperation. In a swift motion, Pandora's Actor leaped at the necromancer, interrupting his monologue by smashing his head into the ground, shattering it like a watermelon. He wiped the blood from his hands and stood back up, stretching his arms.
"Wir sind hier fertig," he declared with a sense of satisfaction.
After returning the necromancer’s lifeless body to the adventurers' guild, the clerk informed PA and Yuri about an upcoming party that the guildmaster had been organizing, which would take place in a few days. Both of them were invited.
Though they personally didn’t want to spend time mingling with humans, and while they didn’t harbor any particular hatred for them like some of their fellow denizens of Nazarick, they were not keen on making friends either. But PA recognized that this party could provide an opportunity to integrate with the adventurers of E-Rantel.
When the day of the party arrived, they reluctantly attended, their earlier misgivings lingering in the air.
About an hour into the event, while they lingered in a corner, nursing glasses of terrible wine, Ainzach, the guildmaster, approached Pandora's Actor and beckoned him aside for a private conversation.
"I have a gift for you," Ainzach announced, piquing Pandora's Actor's curiosity. He anticipated a magical item or some valuable treasure, but instead, the gift turned out to be an introduction to a prostitute. This revelation frustrated Pandora's Actor, but he remained rational and simply responded that he was already married and had no need for anyone else. Ainzach, understanding his sentiments, graciously dropped the topic.
Chapter 6: CH6
Chapter Text
Everyone, including the Victim, had gathered in the throne room before their leader, Ainz Ooal Gown. As always, Albedo stood beside Ainz, positioned next to the imposing throne he occupied.
In the second row, Pandora's Actor sat with his wife, Yuri Alpha, by his side. Though Yuri was not a guardian and typically wouldn’t belong in the front row, her status had undoubtedly elevated due to her marriage to PA. While she had not reached the level of a floor guardian or an area guardian like her husband, her position was certainly higher than that of the second-in-command of the Pleiades.
The last to arrive was Cocytus. "Apologies for being late," he said, bowing deeply to Ainz. A concerned and nervous expression crossed his face, a detail that did not escape PA’s notice, and likely Ainz's as well. It was clear that Cocytus’s distress was not merely due to his tardiness; rather, it stemmed from the recent defeat he had suffered at the hands of the lizardmen.
The meeting proceeded smoothly. Ainz distributed rewards to all present, including both PA and Yuri. PA requested more time in the Treasury to oversee the valuable items contained within—his original purpose for existing—while Yuri asked for additional work. Ainz agreed, but only assigned her smaller tasks, which Yuri accepted with satisfaction.
Finally, it was Cocytus's turn. Ainz confronted him about his recent loss, prompting an immediate apology from Cocytus. Ainz reassured him that it was acceptable since he had intentionally provided Cocytus with a weaker army. The purpose of the attack had been to encourage Cocytus to reevaluate the orders he had issued. Nevertheless, Cocytus had indeed lost, and Ainz felt a punishment was necessary: Cocytus was to personally eliminate every lizardman who had defeated him. To everyone’s surprise, Cocytus opposed this punishment, pleading with Ainz to reconsider. When asked why, Cocytus explained that there was a strong possibility that promising warriors could emerge from those lizardmen. However, this reasoning failed to sway Ainz, who expressed disappointment at Cocytus's inability to provide a more compelling argument. He had hoped for Cocytus to demonstrate greater ambition in his growth.
At that moment, Demiurge stood up and proposed an alternative: rather than exterminating the lizardmen, Cocytus could instead govern them without instilling fear. Ainz found this idea intriguing.
Ultimately, the punishment was revised. Cocytus was tasked not only with defeating the lizardmen but also with governing them in a manner that fostered loyalty to Nazarick, without resorting to fear tactics. Cocytus expressed profound gratitude for this new direction.
After Ainz had teleported away, PA stood up, followed closely by Yuri. Although his face bore no features to convey emotion, PA felt a surge of happiness within. He was pleased that his creator had achieved precisely what he desired: Ainz wanted Cocytus to voice his dissent, and Cocytus had done just that.
After visiting the lizardmen and instilling a healthy dose of intimidation, everyone returned to Nazarick.
Before heading to the meeting location, known as Dummy Nazarick, PA descended to the Treasury and entered his chamber. Upon stepping inside, he was greeted by the sight of Yuri standing beside their bed, wearing her wedding dress.
"Pandora!" she exclaimed, a small smile lighting up her face as she blushed slightly, her hands clasped behind her back.
"Hallo, mein Lieber! What a delight to see you in that beautiful dress!" he responded, a smile blooming within him, despite the absence of any visible facial features.
"I was preparing to go to Dummy Nazarick, but then I came across this dress..." she explained, twirling slightly to show it off.
"We'll only be there for a paar Nächte, not long at all," he reassured her.
"I understand," she nodded, her expression thoughtful. "But... do you remember our first night as newlyweds?" A smile adorned on her lips again.
He closed his eyes, reminiscing about that night. Yes, it was absolutely toll. Her body, her expressions, her scent, her moans—everything had been utterly intoxicating. He lingered on those memories, perhaps longer than he should have, jokingly acknowledging to himself that he had become addicted to her presence. "Yes, it was a schön experience, Mein Schatz," he confirmed, recalling every detail.
"Since I'm dressed like this... should we do it again?" she asked, her eyes lightning up a little.
"Yes," he replied without hesitation, his tone serious and resolute.
After arriving at Dummy Nazarick with the others—Ainz, Demiurge, Albedo, Mare, Aura, Shalltear, and himself—Pandora's Actor observed Ainz's reluctance as he sat down on the small throne crafted from bones, a creation of Demiurge. Though this hesitation went unnoticed by the others, PA could sense it clearly. After all, he was created by Ainz and had an intrinsic understanding of his creator’s feelings, making him more attuned to the subtle nuances of Ainz's demeanor.
As Ainz activated the Mirror of Remote Viewing, he began to spy on the lizardman village, curious about how they were preparing for Cocytus's impending attack. However, as he utilized a scroll to gain a view inside their homes, an unexpected and shocking sight unfolded before them, leaving everyone momentarily stunned, including Demiurge.
Demiurge, Yuri, and Shalltear were the first to react, expressing their disgust with vocal complaints about the distasteful scene before them. Albedo's expression darkened with jealousy, wishing it were her in a more intimate situation with Ainz. Meanwhile, PA remained a silent observer, taking mental notes on the technique displayed, contemplating whether he could learn from the unexpected event. Mare and Aura, on the other hand, were bewildered, their innocent minds struggling to comprehend what they were witnessing. Ainz, overwhelmed by the situation, could only facepalm in exasperation.
Eventually, Ainz raised his hand, signaling for silence. The room fell quiet as he spoke, "This is natural. I’ve seen in movies that... uh, their instincts for reproduction kick in when they feel that they’re going to die. Or something like that." He nodded, trying to sound authoritative despite the absurdity of the situation.
In an instant, the atmosphere shifted. The very individuals who had been vocal about the lizardmen's actions—calling them disgusting and shameful—suddenly shifted their perspectives. Phrases like "I understand," "That's understandable," and "I guess they can be forgiven" filled the air, all because Ainz had maintained a calm demeanor. This sudden change in opinion struck PA as amusing; the power of Ainz's influence was evident.
However, inside, Ainz began to panic as he glanced at Mare and Aura, the twins far too young to be exposed to such a topic. *What have I done?* he thought, feeling a wave of dread wash over him. He quickly scanned the room for someone who could help explain the situation to the confused children. He immediately dismissed Albedo, knowing her tendencies would likely complicate things. Shalltear was a potential candidate, but he hesitated. Demiurge was perhaps acceptable, but then his eyes landed on Yuri and PA. 'Them! Yes! Perfect!' Ainz nodded to himself, feeling a bit of relief wash over him.
Chapter 7: Ch7
Summary:
Short chapter. It doesn't even have 1k words lol. But I'm just writing this for fun, so...
Chapter Text
Pandora's Actor took a moment to reflect on the recent events that had transpired over the past seventeen days. The absurdity of discovering two lizardmen entangled in a rather intimate moment.
Solution had reached out to Ainz with her suspicions regarding Sebas Tian. How utterly misguided she was! The notion that Sebas could betray Ainz and Nazarick was laughable. The loyal guardian had saved a human girl, Tuare, and while Solution interpreted this as treachery, Pandora's Actor knew better. Sebas had been tested, ordered to kill the girl he had saved. In the end, Sebas' loyalty was confirmed. The outcome eased the concerns of his fellow guardians, and how delightful it was to see Ainz take a protective stance over Tuare, owing a debt to her sister as well.
But the most exhilarating news of all was that Yuri, his beloved, was pregnant with his child! The very idea sent a thrill through him. How curious it was that a doppelganger and a dullahan, both creatures of Nazarick, could conceive. It was a delightful twist of fate, and one that filled him with a sense of pride and joy.
Now, here he was, standing alone in the adventurer's guild of E-Rantel, searching for a new quest. Ainz had suggested he bring someone along, but Pandora's Actor had politely asked to go alone. Traveling without Yuri felt wrong, as if he would be incomplete without her by his side. He didn’t harbor any ill feelings toward the Pleiades, but the thought of adventuring with anyone else simply did not sit right with him.
His gaze drifted over the quest board until it landed on a particular notice. "There it is. Perfect," he declared to himself, plucking the quest from the board and striding toward the clerk.
"Adam-san!" the clerk beamed, clearly pleased with his prompt choice. "That was quick! We're so happy to have you. You work so hard."
"It is my utmost pleasure to assist," Pandora's Actor replied, his voice smooth and charming.
After a brief exchange about Yuri and the quest details, he set off toward Re-Estize. As he hurried, he kept an eye out for Demiurge. Eventually, he spotted him engaged in a rather intense confrontation with a small figure draped in a red cloak. "What an intriguing sight," he thought, observing the scene unfold. Was Demiurge merely playing, or was there something more sinister at hand?
As he drew closer, he noticed the three lifeless bodies of Blue Rose members strewn about. "Ah, so it seems Entoma must have encountered some trouble," he mused. "Demiurge stepping in makes sense; he is rather protective of our own." It was clear that Entoma had faced a setback, prompting Demiurge to take action.
With a nod of determination, Pandora's Actor decided to make a grand entrance. He unsheathed his sword and charged forward, catching both Demiurge and Evileye by surprise. His blade met Demiurge's claws with a resounding clash, sending the latter sliding back a few meters.
———
After engaging in the farcical performance of 'defeating Jaldabaoth' alongside the knights and adventurers, his reputation soared. He was hailed as a hero, but the accolades were fleeting. He returned to Nazarick in haste, eager to attend the meeting in the throne room where Ainz commended everyone involved in the elaborate ruse, rewarding them for their efforts.
The next day, Pandora's Actor found himself in his chamber, or rather, their shared sanctuary, as Yuri was there waiting for him. He should really stop calling it his chamber, but old habits die hard. However, upon entering, his breath caught in his throat. "Y-yuri…!" he stammered, utterly taken aback.
"Pandora," she replied calmly, turning to face him.
Yuri stood before him, completely naked, and even though they had shared intimate moments before, this sight still managed to surprise him. She was cold and often consumed by her work, which only added to the shock.
"I was admiring my belly," she stated, gently caressing her noticeably round midsection. "It won’t be long now before I give birth."
"Indeed," he replied, nodding slowly. The thought of becoming a father both thrilled and unnerved him. Parenthood had never been on his agenda; his life had revolved around serving Ainz and Nazarick. Now, however, it extended to Yuri and their soon-to-be-born child—an unexpected but welcomed addition.
"Shall we retire for the night, Pandora?" Yuri inquired, her voice laced with a hint of mischief.
"I typically don’t experience such urges," she mentioned, referencing her lust, "but ever since I’ve been nearing my due date..." She trailed off, leaving the implication hanging in the air.
"I understand!" Pandora's Actor exclaimed, a bright smile spreading across his face as he saluted lightly. "However, to ensure the safety of our child, I was considering an alternative. I’ve read that anal can be pleasurable too, so…” His voice trailed off awkwardly, as they had always stuck to the comfort of missionary.
Adjusting her glasses, Yuri raised an eyebrow. "Is there really any risk involved?" She asks, referring to the potential of harming their child.
"I cannot say for certain, but I prefer to err on the side of caution," he replied earnestly.
"I see," she nodded thoughtfully. "Then let’s give it a try. I’m a little intrigued."

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