Archive of Our Own ^beta

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Psycho:

Giys im board

Nerd:

Aiden, it’s “bored” and “guys”.

Psycho:

lognaf im gonna shvoe a telsciope 

up 

your 

ass.

Nerd:

:(

Van Gogh:

…

Psycho:

WIAT NO LOGAN IM SORUY

PELS

PELASE

IM OSRU

PLEASE

PLEASE..

THE better twin:

LMFOA

Carrot Top:

lol 

Psycho:

ASH??? 

TAY?? 

WHAT THE DHEKC GUYS

Tree kisser:

shut up my phone is buzzing with notifications.

Psycho:

HALFWIT

HSLFWI

TYLER

Tree kisser:

jesus christ what?

what made you so excited to see me 

Psycho:

HELP ME PLS

ASH AND TAY WNOT HEOP ME :((((

THEY KEEP LAUGHING AT ME:(((((((

Tree kisser:

what do you need help with anyways

I thought you were the smartest out of all of us

Psycho:

This isnt a fucking school problem halwfit.

Tree kisser:

halfwit*

jeez, you can’t even spell.

Psycho:

Mea n :(

Anywyasssss!!! Ben’s gonna kill me :(((( 

OH SHIT TY HEL

MCS NVSJHF

Nddheuwr4r2i2

Njfsdjkbgwjdvs

THE better twin:

DAMNNN 😥

should we be worried 😨😨😨

Carrot Top:

nah he’ll be fine

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DMS W/ TYLER AND AIDEN

Psycho:

Ty if you dknt join right now i’ll find a basebal bat and shove it up where the sun doesn’t shine 

<3

Tree kisser:

Dude wtf

LET ME FINISH THIS FIRST??

IM PLAYIGN WITH TAY

Psycho:

TAY CAN JOIN USSSSS 

I WANNA SHOW ASH YOUR ISLANDDDDDD

[ Aiden_Clark🙂 attached 7 images. ]

LOOK AT HERSSSS!!

Tree kisser:

why is it so empty tf?

mine is so much more industrialized

Psycho:

LMFAO????

IM TELLIGN ASH YOU SAID THAT

Tree kisser:

WHAT THE FUCK.

DMS W/ ASHLYN AND AIDEN

Psycho:

IM GIGGLING 

TYLER CALLED YOUR PLACE EMPTY

Carrot Top:

Thats because i’m still building my house. 

Of course it’s empty

Psycho:

NO THE ENTIRE ISLAND

Carrot Top:

…

okay. 

Lets see his then.

SERVER: [Ashlyn_Banner joined the game.]

Ashlyn_Banner: So what’s this “non empty island” i’ve been told?

Smileywiley: GO TO TY’S ISLAND

TylerHernandez: NO DONT MY ISLAND IS EMPTY TOO IM SORRY

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Ashlyn visited Tyler’s island and was brought underground, she walked up and her jaw dropped. 

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Ashlyn_Banner: Dude, you call THIS empty?

Smileywiley: ty look 

Smileywiley: i bet you wouldn’t do this 

Smileywiley: /e dance

TylerHernandez: …

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Van Gogh: 

Hi guys

THE better twin:

Is aiden ok.. 😟

Tree kisser:

I hope he isnt.

THE better twin: 

TYLER

🙁

Psycho:

WOW TY :((

IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK OF ME???

YOUR POOKIE??

YOUR TRUE LOVE???

:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

Carrot Top:

wtf 

did you guys finish your biographies? 

Tree kisser:

…

I forgot.

Psycho:

TYYYYYYY DONT IGNORE MEEEEEEEEEEEE

:((((((((( 

I CAN HELP YOU WITH YOUR BIOGRAPHYYYYY 

😘😍🥰

THE better twin:

YEAH TY

LET YOUR TRUE LOVE HELP YOU

Tree kisser:

HES NOT MY TRUE LOVE

I LIKE SOMEONE ELSE

Psycho:

..

who? 

Tree kisser:

uhm 

you dont need to know

😒

Psycho:

oh

:((

Tree kisser:

????????????????

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Psycho:

GUYSSSYSYSYFYDHGIDYVSAHBVHBH

Nmkc sdvhgejlnBCJKSVBJV

VFJBGUEVW KB

VMNFEKJBHIAJSF

DVSEHFBIUAJK FUEORHVJAL

Tree kisser:

shut up

Psycho:

TYYYYY

MSFNDJIOGIJNFB 

TY TYYYY

BABYYYY

POOKIEEEEEEEE

TYLERRRRRR 

<3333

Nerd:

Is this normal..?

Van Gogh:

Probably

↱ replying to Psycho

  Tree kisser:

wtf 

dont call me that

Psycho:

YOU LOVE ITTTTT

:333333

Tree kisser:

no i dont

Carrot Top:

stop denying that you’re gay

Tree kisser:

IM NOT GAY??

THE better twin:

Ty

it’s okay

We wont judge you :)

Its ok if you’re gay!!!

Tree kisser:

IM NOT GAY.

WHAT THE GFUCK

Psycho:

TY TYYYYYYYYY

ITS OKAY TYLER

I CAN BE YOUR AWAKENING

LOVE MEEEEE

Tree kisser:

WHAT

NO

Carrot Top:

Aiden you dont have to be his awakening anyway

You were always his awakening in the first place

Psycho:

OMGOMGOMGO

FDSVJKFKLEVABKHIKJBH

TYLERRRR

MARRY MEEEEEEEEE

MDSALNJGBOHFIAJDKLNVKSB

BE MY BOYFRIEDN TYKERRR <3333333

Tree kisser:

dskmfngeiojisdvn

UGHHHHH

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THE better twin:

guys 

I have a house on sale

Who should i go hunt for

Psycho:

SNOOTEY

SNOTY

SNOOTYEYEEYRUFEHJHZCVSGYIWUFB

CSDKVJBIYG

Tree kisser:

THE FUCKIGN ANTEATER???

GOD NO.

TAY GET BETTER

LIKE 

….idk.

JUST SOMEONE OTHER THAN SNOOTY.

Nerd:

I like Ruby!! 

She’s cute :))

Van Gogh:

like you

Psycho:

WHAT

THE better twin:

BEN???

Tree kisser:

WHAT THE FUCK

Carrot Top:

this is insane

THE better twin:

HOW DID A ANIMAL CROSSING CONVERSATION GO TO THIS

Van Gogh:

Sorry

Nerd:

Ty, Ben!! :)) 

I find your looks lovely too!

Van Gogh:

Nshdjvnbhwgj

Psycho:

Logan i thikn yiu broke my cousin

TY TYYYYYYYYYYY

WEHN WILL WE BE LIKE THATTT

😘😔🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Tree kisser:

SHUT UP

Go hunt for marshall, tay.

hes cool

THE better twin:

Dont change the subject

But okay!!!

Carrot Top:

yeah homo.

dont change the subject like that

Psycho:

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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Carrot Top:

AIDEN.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE NAMES??

Psycho:

YOU TOLD ME TO NAME THEM

XO I IDD

Nerd:

What are you guys arguing about?

Carrot Top:

AIDEN TOLD ME TO MAKE A SLIDESHOW OF MOUTHWASHING CHARACTERS

AND TRIED TO NAME THEM ALL

HE NAMED ANYA “Skibidi rizzler”

SKIBIDI.

RIZZLER.

WHO THE FUCK NAMES THEIR KIDS SKIBIDI RIZZLER

THE better twin:

SDNFMIGHSJV

HAHHAHHHAHAHAH

😭😭😭

Tree kisser:

…

WHAT THE FUCK DID HE NAME JIMMY

Carrot Top:

GUN CHOKER.

JUST BECAUSE OF THIS ONE IMAGE I PUT

AIDEN

YOU ACTUAL DUMBASS

Psycho:

🥰

AMAZING NAMES RIGHT

Van Gogh:

….

No.

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THE better twin added 3 other people

THE better twin:

Guys 

Tyden is not sailing rn

WE GOTTA COME UP WITH A PLAN

Van Gogh:

Aiden has been feeling down after tyler said he liked someone

THE better twin: 

NOOOO

TYLER LIKES AIDEN THOUGH :((((

HES JUST IN DENIAL

EVERY SINGLE DAY

HE RANTS ABOUT HIM

NON STOP.

Carrot Top:

istg if those two dont end up together im impaling tyler and dropping a ceiling on aiden’s head again

THE better twin:

ASHLYN NOOOOO 😭

Nerd:

…maybe we should stick to less violent threats!

THE better twin:

We gotta lock in guys

SAVE TYDEN!!!!

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Carrot Top:

hi 

Psycho:

OMG MY BFF TEXFREF FIRTS

IM SO PORUD

😍🥳🥺😘

Tree kisser:

wtf 

its just texting first

Psycho:

YEAH

BUT

IT’S ASHYYYY

🥺

Tree kisser:

and?

if i texted first would you actthe same exact way??

THE better twin:

OF COURSE YOU ASK THAT

Tree kisser:

SHUT UP

IM JUST CURIOUS

Van Gogh:

first stage; denial

Tree kisser:

WTF.

Psycho:

OF COURSE TYTYYYYY

😘

Tree kisser:

ew dont do that 

😒

Carrot Top:

how about you stop using “😒”

Tree kisser:

shut up carrot top

Carrot Top:

fuck you

i dont even like carrots

Psycho:

YEAH ASH DOENST EVEN LIEK CAROTS

Tree kisser:

🙄😒

Psycho:

ty;er 

wanna come over :)))

Tree kisser:

why me

Psycho:

:)))))))))))

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DMS W/ THE better twin and Tree kisser

THE better twin:

TYYYY

GO TO HIS HOUSE

THIS IS YOUR CHANCE!!

Tree kisser:

SHUT UP

I JSUT

UGNWSDMJFG

WHAT IF SOMETHING GOES WRONG

WHAT IF I MESS UP

WHAT DO I DO

THE better twin:

TY ITS OKAY

THIS IS AIDEN WE’RE TALKING ABOUT

HE LOVES MESSES

COME ONNNN

Tree kisser:

OKAY OKAY FINE

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GC W/ Psycho, Carrot Top, Van Gogh, and 3 others.

Tree kisser:

ok fine i’ll come over

😐

Psycho:

YAYAYYSAGDAYUHDSUVYDH

CSNKCBHFGUWIJ

MDVKNSJWEFDBK

 MHFUWEOJKBHEIVWOUFDNPC 

LKODWIJHV 

Van Gogh:

Aiden please stop screaming we’ll get another noise complaint

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DMS W/ Tree kisser and Carrot Top

Carrot Top:

okay 

you memorized the dance right?

Tree kisser:

Yeah yeah whatever

Try to be in sync, riht?

right**

Carrot Top:

yeah 

Okay in 3

2

1

Tree kisser:

FUCK YOU

YOU WERE A SECOND OFF

Carrot Top:

ITS NOT MY FAULT.

Just

try again 

😑

Tree kisser:

Whatever

3

2

1

Carrot Top:

dude you were a second too early

i might as well ask taylor atp

you SUCK.

Tree kisser:

OKAY THATS MYY BAD I GUESS

I AINT A DANCER WOMAN

😒

Carrot Top:

one more try

3

2

1

Tree kisser:

I quit.

YOUR TIMING IS AWFUL

Carrot Top:

SAME GOES TO YOU

im asking taylor, idek why i asked you in the first place

Tree kisser:

Idek why you asked me in the first place 

I cant dance 

😒

Carrot Top:

you suck

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Tree kisser:

What the fuck do i do

I wanna just

I WANNA MAKE A MOVE SO BADDDD

Psycho:

WHAT

Tree kisser:

Hold on.

….

Shit.

THIS IS THE GROUP CHAT

Carrot Top:

Is this about aiden

Tree kisser:

WHAT

NO??

WHAT WOULD MAKE YOU THINKT HAT

Carrot Top:

😐

Pscyho:

OMG

TYYYY

🥺

Tree kisser:

ITS NOT YOU

SHUT UP

UGHHHHHH

Psycho:

:(

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DMS W/ Tree kisser and THE better twin

THE better twin:

IM CAKCKOING

YOU SOLD YOURSELF OUT THERE BRO

😭😭😭😭😭

Tree kisser:

SHUT UP

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.

FUCK OFF

THE better twin:

HEY :(

Tree kisser:

ok im sorry

its just

ugh how do i even put it in words

i wanna get this part done fast

yk? 

like 

i hate his guts

istg tay

hes always around ashlyn

and 

hes such a mess 

skmfndsbjf 

hes so fucing pretty though

THE better twin:

YO???

Screenshotted

:))))

Tree kisser:

STOP

STOP IT.

I TAKE IT BACK

WHY CANT HE JUST

IDK

STOP BOTHERING ASHLYN AND BOTHER ME INSTEAD

I CAN DEAL WITH IT

THE better twin:

so are you admitting to the fact you want his attention

Tree kisser:

WHAT

NO

HES JST

I HATE HIM WDYM

I JUST THINK ASHLYN COULD HAVE SOME SPACE YK

THE better twin:

mhm..

Right….

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TYDEN FANS UNITE!!!!

THE better twin:

istg 

tyler is literally so stupid

HE WONT ADMIT TO WANTING HIS ATTENTION

HE EVEN CALLED AIDEN PRETTY.

Nerd:

That's… surprising.

I mean, it’s progress?

Van Gogh:

we need tyden canon

Carrot Top:

^

THE better twin:

I got it

LETS SET THEM UP ON A DATE

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DMS W/ Tree kisser & Psycho

Psycho:

@Tree kisser 

@Tree kisser 

@Tree kisser

TYTYYYYY

POOKIEEEE

SWEETHEARTTT

DARLINGGGG

BABYYYYY

Tree kisser:

What ?

I have baseball practice in a bit

Make it quick.

Psycho:

EEEEEEMD FNSJKNEM VJFEJ

Wanna go on a date 

AFTER 

AFTER YOIUR PRACTIFE OF COURSEEEE

Tree kisser:

Is this a joke

Psycho:

WHAT NO

TYTY

I WOUDK NEVER JOKE ABOUT THSSSS

🥺

Tree kisser:

uh huh 

😒

what do you want really

Psycho:

you to agree to my dateeeeeee 😘😍🥰😊

Tree kisser:

…

we’re not even together ?

smscdnvjfe 

Psycho:

OOO TYTY TYPING IN GIBEBBRISH?? DOES THAT MEAN HES INTO MEEEE??? 🤭

and we can be once you agreeeee 😚

Tree kisser:

…..

5 minutes passes

Psycho:

..ty?

Ty tyyyyy :(((((

Come back i miss you babyyyyyyy

🥺

Meanwhile w/ Tyler & Taylor

Tree kisser:

HE WANTS ME TO GO ON A DATE T=WITH HIKM TAY

SNDVBF

WHAT DO I DO

THE better twin:

OMG??

ACCEPT IT ACCEPT IT!!!!

Tree kisser:

AAA HES SPAMMING ME PET AMES FNDKSVFIHGWFEJNB

NDSKVHID

GOD

I WANNA JUST

MARRY HIM ALREAYD

THE better twin:

WHAT

Tree kisser:

SHUT UP SHUT DS FKNVIHFGWOJFENKJWIDBVJFS

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DMS W/ Tree kisser & Psycho

Tree kisser:

okay fine

After practice right?

😒

Psycho:

OMG OFDMNWJOED

I LVOE YOU TYTY

PLEASE

MARRY ME

I’LL JUST GO WATHC YOJU PRACTJCE IM COMJNG OVER RIGHT NOW

Tree kisser:

WHAT

 MSNCDVEIGHFEJDVB 

NO JSUT

STAY

YOU DON’T NEED TO COM E WATCH ME MORON

Psycho:

babe**

AND YES I DO

KNOCK KNOCK FUTURE HUSBAND <33333

Tree kisser:

Sacnvfjfeknr

Coming..

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THE better twin:

FREEDOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Psycho:

YEAHHHHHHHHHHH

🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

Tree kisser:

i was waiting for so long

Speaking of which

whh was this week so long ??

Nerd:

Probably because we were waiting for Friday to come lol

Psycho:

DOESNT MATTER

WANNA COME OVFER GUYS

ESPECIALLT TYLERRRR

:33333

Tree kisser:

why me

You have your “pookie” ashlyn

🙄

Psycho:

YEHA BUT

I REALLYLYYYY WANT YOIU TO COME OVERRRRRR

Carrot Top:

gays 

Van Gogh:

^

THE better twin:

^^

Nerd:

^^^

Tree kisser:

WHAT THE FUCK

WE’RE NOT GAY.

THE better twin:

BUT TY

YOU ALWYAYS RANT ABITU

DSNKFHSGEOIRF

DSANFDJ

TYKER

WHATBH]

Tree kisser:

SHUT UP.

THE better twin:

YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO TAKE MY PHONE????

Tree kisser:

YES I DID

Anyways

WE’RE NOT GAY???

Psycho:

Do you not want to be my pookie wookie dookie cookie, tyty???

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Tree kisser:

Never say that again.

Psycho:

HE DIDNT DENY IT MFKNEGJKNB 

GIGGLESSSSSSSSSS

Tree kisser:

Who says 'giggles' in text???

Carrot Top:

he’s been using too much cai oh god

Psycho:

NOOO

NO I AHEVYN

SNDVJKBEG

☹️

SWEARRRR

POOKIE ASHY WASHYYYY 🥺

Carrot Top:

😐

THE better twin:

Anyways guys!!

AIDEN WE’LL COME 

INCLUDING TY

😻

Psycho:

YAYAYAYQDSUHFGEIBKH

Tree kisser:

WE DIDN’T EVEN AGREE????

THE better twin:

SHUT UP HO

Tree kisser:

EXCUSE ME???

THE better twin:

YOU HEARD ME

Tree kisser:

BITCH.

Carrot Top:

🍿

Psycho:

🍿

Nerd:

🍿

Van Gogh:

🍿

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Psycho:

MAYBE IIIIIIII

LOST MY MINDDD

Carrot Top:

You did

Psycho:

NO ONE NOTICEDDDD

Tree kisser:

Trust me, EVERYONE did.

Psycho:

NO ONE NOTICEDDDDDDD

ITS GETTING OLDDDD

THE better twin:

ID KINDA LIKE IT IF YOU CALLED ME

Psycho:

ALL ALONEEE 💔

THE better twin:

CAUSE IM SO OVER BEING LONELY

Nerd:

You guys have us!

Psycho:

MAY HAVE LOST ITTTT

THE better twin:

I NEED A VIRTUAL CONNECTION

Psycho:

I HAVE LOST IT 😔

THE better twin:

BE MY VIDEO OBSESSION

Van Gogh:

Oh god its that song

Psycho:

NO ONE TRIEDDD

TO READ MY EYESSS

NO ONE BUT YOUUUUUU

Tree kisser:

Who?

Psycho:

WISH IT WERENT TRUEEEEE

MAYBE IIII 

THE better twin:

ID KINDA LIKE IT IF YOU’D CALL ME

Psycho:

ITS NOT RIGHTT

THE better twin:

CAUSE IM SO OVER EBING LONELY

Psycho:

MAKW YOU MINEE

Tree kisser:

WHO????

THE better twin:

I NEED A VIRTUTAL CONNECTION

Psycho:

TAKE OUR TIMEEEE

THE better twin:

BE OUR VIDEO OBSESSION

Psycho:

COME ON 

THE better twin:

DONT LEAVE ME

Psycho:

IT CANT BE THAT EASY, BABEEEEEE

THE better twin:

IF YOU BELEIVE ME I GUESS I’LL GET ON A PLANR

Psycho:

FLY TO YOUR CITY EXCITED TO SEE YOUR FACEEEE

THE better twin:

HOLD ME

Psycho:

CONSOLE ME

THE better twin:

AND THEN I’LL LEAVE WITHOUT A TRACEEEEEE

Carrot Top:

Are you guys done

Tree kisser:

Im still trying to figure out who aiden was talking about

Carrot Top:

Gay ass

Tree kisser:

stfu.

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Psycho:

guys tyler wotn give me a gn kiss :(((

Carrot Top:

I will

Coming over.

Psycho:

YAYYYYY

Tree kisser:

wtf 

since when were the two of you dating

Carrot Top:

…???

Never? 

Tree kisser:

you guys are weird

Carrot Top:

So are you.

Psycho:

TYTYYYY

GIVE ME A GN KISSSSSS

🥺

Tree kisser:

…shut up.

1 minute passes

Psycho:

DLFSDB

SQUELAS

DJVSBFHUSGEJKBHJVBN S

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

CVJHBJ

I LVE YOU TYLER

Nerd:

As much as I love you guys, it’s 2 AM, please stop spamming..

Van Gogh:

tyden moment

dont ruin it

Tree kisser:

SHUT UP AIDEN

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

DONT JUST

MSVNFEJGR

UGH

Tree kisser left the group chat.

Psycho:

NOOO HE BLOCKED MEEE

Hes still at my house though

Brb guys :3

Psycho added Tree kisser to the group chat.

Tree kisser:

fuck you

Psycho:

Awhhh stoppp your making me blushhh!!! <33333

Nerd:

you’re**

Carrot Top:

“Erm actually..!!!” ahh

Tree kisser:

AIDEN I WILL BASH YOUR HEAD IN 

Psycho:

you love me too much to do so

Tree kisser:

I hate you.

😒

Psycho:

I LVOE YOH TOOOOO 😚😍😋😘🥰

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Van Gogh:

merry christmas guys :)

THE better twin:

MERRY CHRISTMASSSSSSSS

Psycho:

CHRISTMASSSSSSSSSSS

😻

YAYYAYSHAFBEIGHOWDJANKSBHVGWEJFLKWHKDU

GIVE ME MY PRESENTS GUYS

ESPECIALLY TYTY

THE better twin:

Oh me and tyler don’t celebrate christmas 

So we didn’t get gifts :((

IM SORRY

Psycho:

ITS OKAY TAY

YPU’RE MY BESTIE

😋

Tree kisser:

tf would you even want for a gift

Psycho:

you under my christmas tree

😘

Tree kisser:

blocked. 

Carrot Top:

i didn’t get you a gift either

Psycho:

D:

I FEEL SO HURT RN

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Nerd:

i can give you flowers? 

does that work?

Psycho:

…

GOOD ENOUGH!!!!

:DDDD

Tree kisser:

 ok fine i’ll run to the store rq.

😒

Psycho:

GASPPPPP

YAYYYYAYYAYAYAAYYAYAYAAYAY

Tree kisser:

merry christmas ig.

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Psycho:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOGAN

 DMVSKFJB

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Nerd:

Thanks, aiden!

I really appreciate the birthday wishes!

:D

Van Gogh:

Happy birthday logan :)

Nerd:

Thanks ben! <3

Tree kisser:

hbd 

Nerd:

Thanks!! 

THE better twin;

OMG LOGAN HSPPY BIRTHSAYYYYY

!!!!!

Nerd:

Ty taylor!!!

Carrot Top:

hbd logan 

Nerd:

Thanks ashlyn!

:D

Psycho:

@Nerd

Knock knock 😋

Carrot Top:

Logan wtv you do

Do NOT open the door.

Nerd:

? why?

Psycho:

LOGAN OPEN THE DOOR 

ITS SO COLD

PLEASE

IM IN SHORTS.

Tree kisser:

no hes not

Psycho:

And how do YOU know that huh???

🤨

Tree kisser:

you showed up to my house to attempt to kidnap me.

Psycho:

…nuh uh!

Tree kisser:

😒

Nerd:

Lol

Its okay, guys!

I’m sure opening the door won’t be that bad.

Carrot Top:

NO LOGAN DONT.

Psycho:

YES LOGAN OPEN IT

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1 braincell trio (Tree kisser, Carrot Top, and Psycho)

Tree kisser:

Me w/ the gang…and poppy i guess. 😒

okay ew why is aiden and ashlyn looking like they’re kissing.

Carrot Top:

..yeah ew.

he was threatening me 

Psycho:

NUH UHHH!!!

😤

JK I’LL NEVER BE MAD AT YOU ASHY WASHYYYYYY

🥺

Carrot Top:

…

I wish i fell on that tree instead of tyler.

Psycho:

HEY

Carrot Top:

die.

Psycho:

TYTYYYY

ASH IS BEING MEANNNNNNN

🙁

Tree kisser:

good. 

Psycho:

….

i hope you land on another tree.

😡

Tree kisser:

I hope you kiss another fucking ceiling.

Psycho:

KISS MY ASS

Tree kisser:

I’D RATHER DIE.

Psycho:

you alreayd did

Tree kisser:

exactly. 

Psycho:

…

Carrot Top:

can you two stop flirting.

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once upon a time tyler went to buy 10 apples.

when he went back home, he set the apples on the counter. he walked upstairs and did wtv and once he went back downstairs, his apples were gone!!!

"who tf ate my apples?" he wondered

THE FATASS AIDEN CLARK DID.

the end

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Psycho:

NEW EYAR CNSVFHISKJ

Wow i cant believe we’ve lastef thds logn

THE better twin:

NEW YEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Carrot Top:

is winter break ending soon

Tree kisser:

Unfortunately yes.

Carrot Top:

fuck. 

Psycho:

AWH GUYSS

DONT BE SO SADDDD

NEW YEARS!!!!!!!

>0<

SOMEONE STAY UP WITH ME WHEN IT HITS THE BIG OL 25

Van Gogh:

do i have a choice

Psycho:

No <3

YOU GUYS DONT EITHER !!!!1

Nerd:

sigh…guess i deserve it

😔

Psycho:

GASPPPP

LOGAN USING BRAINROT?????

OMG

YAYYUGVDJHFBEHSVCGIDHJKF

Nerd:

Lol, I guess it’s pretty big!

THE better twin:

We went through a lot this year

Tree kisser:

no seriously, we did.

Carrot Top:

I mean, there were some fun times while it lasted.

Lets focus on the future for now.

Psycho:

ASH IS RIGHT

HANG OUT AT MY HOUSE

DONT BE LATE!!!!!

and i love you guys sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much trust!!!!

THE better twin:

AWWWH AIDEN WE LOVE YOU TOO!!!!!

^^

Carrot Top:

^

Nerd:

^^

Van Gogh:

^^^

Tree kisser:

Fine fine yeah. 

Psycho:

GTUYSSS

😢

I LOVE YOU GUYS 

ESPECIALLY TYHLE

HURRY UP AND COME HERE SO I CAN KISS AJND HUG ALL OF YOU (platonically of course) 

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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DMS W/ Tree kisser & THE better twin

Tree kisser:

YOU BITHC 

DWQFEWGNRKJH

THIS WAS PLANNED WASNT IT

THE better twin:

EXCUSE ME???

WHAT WAS PLANNED???

Tree kisser:

YUO PLANENED THIS SO EM AND AIDEN WOULD BE TOGHERER

WHAT THE FUCK AE YOU EVEN DOONG??

THE better twin:

ISNT THAT WHAT YOU WANT

AND IM HANGING OUT WITH ASHLYN THANK YOU

Tree kisser:

YOU LEFT US ALONE SO YOU CAN GO ON A DATE WITH CAROT TOP???

THE better twin:

NO???

WE’RE NOT OJ A DATE

Tree kisser:

😒

Ugh wtv

I’ll

Just hang out with him ig.

THE better twin:

HAVE FUNNNN >0<

Tree kisser:

😐

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Tree kisser:

BRO

AIDEN BURNED THE MAC N CHEESE.

AND THE FUCKING WATER???

Carrot Top:

what 

THE better twin:

…

IM SORRY? 😨

Psycho:

SHHHH

TYLER SHUT UO

POOKIEEEEEEE

😔

Tree kisser:

YOU DUMBASS

HOLY SHIT THERES A FIRE

Nerd:

WHAT

Psycho:

Were ok gyys!!!

Carrot Top:

is it just you two?

Tree kisser:

yeah what about it??

Carrot Top:

thats 

shocking. 

THE better twin:

Agreed!!!

Van Gogh:

Tyden?

Tree kisser:

WHAT THE FUCK IS TYDEN

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[THE better twin sent an attachment.]

THE better twin:

IM GIGGLING

THEY LOOK SO STUPID

Tree kisser:

TAYLOR WHAT THE FUCK.

Psycho:

WE LOOK AMAZING TYTYYYYY

🥺

DONT YOU THINKKKK

😚

Tree kisser:

NO

Psycho:

AWH COME ON

I [PCIKED THOSE SHIRTSSS

Tree kisser:

…

Yeah and thats why we dont let you pick outfits.

Psycho:

:((((

Tree kisser:

😒

Carrot Top:

I agree with tyler

your fashion choice is

uhm 

interesting.

Psycho:

BUT

BUT ASHHHH

Carrot Top:

blocked. 

Psycho:

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Tree kisser:

YOU MADE US WEAR LIGHTNING MCQUEEN SHIRTS.

WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THAT HEAD OF YOURS

Psycho:

Uhhhh

Ceiling piefes

Tree kisser:

….

THE better twin:

I mean

He aint wrong

Tree kisser:

Blocked. Both of you.

THE better twin:

HEY

Psycho:

WAAAAAAA

TYLERRRRRRRR

Tree kisser:

SHUT UP.

Carrot Top:

Go latino go

Tree kisser:

You’re blocked too.

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[DMs W/ Tree kisser and THE better twin]

Tree kisser:

this idiot isnt eating

what do i do

…he made it into a snowman.

THE better twin:

HUH

AIDEN?

Tree kisser:

NO SHIT WHO ELSE

idk what to do with him

im getting worried.

THE better twin:

Me too :((((

Do you have anythinjg to get him to eat??

Tree kisser:

idk 

ugh what do I do.

—----------------------------

Tyler set his phone down and looked at the blonde, “eat your food, don’t waste it.” Jesus christ, that sounded too rude. “Sorry, just- are you okay?” He rubbed the back of his neck, unsure of what to do, “Hm? Yeah, I’m fine, what’s up?” Something about that seems off. What was it? Was it the look in his eyes? “No seriously, what’s wrong, moron.” Maybe he shouldn’t push it. “Nevermind, you don’t have to answer that.” Aiden’s smile faltered slightly, staring right at the brunette, “...god, Ty, you worry too much, you know? Hahah..” Tyler knew something was up, “I love you, idiot, seriously, cut it out. I’m seriously worried.” Aiden stayed quiet for a little, hesitantly, “Ty, you’re joking. Just forget it, I’m fine and that’s the end of it.” 

—----------------------------

Tree kisser:

he wont believe me.

THE better twin:

WHAT

Tree kisser:

he doesnt believe that i do worry for him and that i love him.

THE better twin:

NOOO TYLERR

:(((((

Tree kisser:

im sleeping over tonight

THE better twin:

I HOPE THINGS GET BETTERR

GN!!

Tree kisser:

thanks tay.

night. <3

—----------------------------------

“Can you at least get some sleep?” He turned around, looking at Aiden, who’s laying on the floor doing god knows what. “Yeah, only if you cuddle with me, pookie <33” He joked, expecting a no as a response. “...kay.” Tyler rolled his eyes and pulled the latter up from the floor, was he actually going to do this? Yeah, yeah he is. “HUH???” Aiden was pulled into Tyler’s arms, “Halfwit I was just joking!!! You don’t actually have to do thi–” He interrupted him, “Shut up and just sleep.” Aiden felt the brunette’s fingers running through his bleached hair. “...I love you, moron, I don’t care.” He muttered, wondering if Aiden even heard him, much less even loved him back.

They’ve never talked about it since.

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Psycho:

GUYS IM BORDD

Nerd:

Okay, aiden you seriously have to work on your spelling..

Psycho:

Nerd!!!!

Carrot Top:

Shut up

Psycho:

ASHHHHHHHHHHHHH

🥺

Carrot Top:

no.

Go flirt with your boyfriend or something

Psycho:

HAH???

WHO

Tree kisser:

WHAT

AIDEN HAS A BOYFRIEND????

Carrot Top:

…

Van Gogh:

…

THE better twin:

…dude.

Tree kisser:

????????

THE better twin:

I WONDER WHO.

Tree kisser:

WHAT??

IS IT LOGAN???

…

dont tell me its barron.

THE better twin:

..HUH

WDYM YOU DONT KNOW HIS BOYFRIEND??

Psycho:

I HVAE A BOYFRIEND???

THE better twin:

YOU DONT????

Psycho:

I DONT HAEV ONE

Tree kisser:

Oh

You’re gay?

Carrot Top:

WHY is that your first question.

Psycho:

I MEAN..

IM NOT GAY BUT

FOR YOU I AM FOR SURE 

😘

Tree kisser:

….

[Tree kisser left the gc.]

THE better twin:

HELP ME.

Van Gogh:

tyden is tyden i guess

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Psycho:

Hi sigmas!!!!!

Carrot Top:

So

You’re getting blocked

Psycho:

:(

ASHYYYYY

Tree kisser:

ew 

Psycho:

DW TYTY

I LOVE YOU MORE

MWAAA 😘

Tree kisser:

Amcdnsvfebkgrjw

FUCK YOU

Psycho:

YOU DONT MEAN THAT

Tree kisser:

YES I DO

Psycho:

…

In what way

Tree kisser:

….

what. 

Psycho:

Heh

😋

THE better twin:

UHM..

Carrot Top:

…

I didnt know you swung that way tyler

Tree kisser:

I DONT??

MORON WTF.

Psycho:

IM KIDDING

IM KIDDING I SWEWAR

Van Gogh:

😨

Psycho:

NOT YOU TOO BEN

Van Gogh:

Im ashamed

Nerd:

Maybe I shouldn’t have opened this chat..

Psycho:

GUYSSSSSS

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Psycho:

guys wana bypass the censorship in (game)

Tree kisser:

what.

Psycho:

PLEAE ITLL BE SO FUNNN

THE better twin:

OMG YES

TYLER WE SHOULD!

Psycho:

YEAH TYTYYYY

🥺🥺🥺🥺

Nerd:

What censorship are we bypassing?

Van Gogh:

(game)’s censorship

It’s not as strict as roblox’s but it’ll still be funny to attempt to bypass it

:)

Nerd:

Ohh! Thank you, Ben!!

Van Gogh:

np :)

Psycho:

Gusy why the GYAT are we flirting uhm !!

TYTY OUR TURN WHEN

Tree kisser:

die. 

Psycho:

heh i will for you bbg

winky face

Tree kisser:

…

actually can i kill myself.

Psycho:

NO MY SKIBIDI RIZZLER NOOOOOOOOOOO

THE better twin:

TEARS

Carrot Top:

shut the fuck up

both of you gays.

Psycho:

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Tree kisser:

WE ARENT GAY.

I SAID THIS SO MANY TIKMES

FUCKING ASHLYN BANNER.

I HATE GINGERS 

AND WE ARE NOT FUCKING GA7.

Carrot Top:

yeah you guys arent ga7

you guys are gay. 

Tree kisser:

im gonna kill you.

THE better twin:

WOAHHHH

HEY GUYS STOP!

LETS JUST

GO PLAY (game)

OKAY..!!!!

Tree kisser:

whatever. 

In game chat—---

Aiden:3:

OMG 

DO YOU GUYS KNOW THOSE TIKTOK USERS

WITH THE

“ngh” “harder” “ah” AND SQUIGGLY LINES

Taylor!:

YES OMG 😭

Aiden:3:

heh. 

watch this. 

Tyler:

…

Ben:

aiden no-

Aiden:3:

“A-alpha harder!!~ ngh!!!!!” 

Taylor!:

IM CRYING

TTEARS

Tyler:

DMKFSNHB

[Tyler took a screenshot]

Aiden:3:

HEY

TYTY

PLASE

DONT

TYRHFKN

TYLER

Taylor!:

IM CYIJNG

THERES NO WAY

Ash:

hold on

Butthole

omg. 

i can say that

Nerd:

sex

Aiden:3:

WHAY.

OMG

WAIT

GAY SEX

GAY SEX!!!!!!!

Taylor!:

LOGAN??? 😭

IM GOJNE

Tyler:

let me pull up those ao3 tags.

hard sex

Aiden:3:

****

C0CKK

OMG YES

Ben:

*******

blow job

Aiden:3:

BEN WHAT.

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DMs W/ THE better twin & Tree kisser

THE better twin:

TY 

TY HAVE YOU GOTTEN SORMTHING FOR AIDNE

Tree kisser:

YES

IM SO NERVOUS TAY

WHAT IF HE SAYS NO??

THE better twin:

ty.

look at me and tell me that aiden doesnt seem to be having feelings for you.

Tree kisser:

HE DOESNT THOUGH?

ITS SO OBVIOUS HE LIKES ASHLYN

THE better twin:

HE WONT TAKE MY VALENTINE

I KNOW HIM

Tree kisser:

TAY LOOK AT HOW HE ACTS WITH ASHLYN

AND LOOK AT HOW HE ACTS WITH ME

THE better twin:

….

Whens the party again

Tree kisser:

shit. 

uhm 

in about 30 minutes.

THE better twin:

FUCK HURRY UP AND GET READY 

—--------

The twins quickly got ready to go to the blonde’s house, although Valentines day wasn’t really a big holiday, the gang decided to all have a small party for it. Giving each other little gifts like it was Christmas day. “Ugh, do I look okay?? What if he doesn’t like it? What if-” Tyler panicked, immediately being silenced by Taylor reassuring him, “Chill out, Ty! He literally loves you, everyone can tell that he does.” His worries calmed down a bit, although he still felt nervous to face Aiden, especially since he’s going to ask said blonde to be his valentine that day. 

As they approached the house, Tyler messed with his hair, trying to be as neat as possible. Taylor caught onto the act and snickered, “Ty, I told you, you look fine! Now let’s go and you can ask him to be your valentinesss!!!” She teased. The twins told each other everything, and I mean EVERYTHING…well, not Tyler, he doesn’t want Taylor to worry about him in some parts. That’s alright though, he can deal with it himself. 

Knocks were heard and a particular blonde with unnatural red eyes opened the door, beaming, “Hi Tay! Hi Tyty!!!!” Aiden greeted, happy to see the twins, especially Tyler. “H-hey.” Tyler stammered, “Uhm, can we..talk?” Oh this is really happening. “Yeah, sure!” Aiden smiled, waiting for the brunette to speak. Taylor was long gone, probably left to find Ashlyn and the others. “So, I..- Uhm, I was wondering if you wanted to be my- uhm, my valentines this year..?” He asked, a light blush coloring his cheeks. God, his stuttering was pathetic! Silence filled the atmosphere, making it a bit awkward. Shit, did I fuck up? Tyler glanced at Aiden’s face, he had his eyes widened and mouth slightly agape. “Sorry, did I make things awkward? Fuck, I knew you didn’t like me. Just forget about it, alri-” He was interrupted by a slight weight on his body. Aiden was hugging him, very tightly for that matter. “Let me go you, moron..! I can’t fucking breathe…!” Even though he said that, there wasn’t really anything aggressive in his tone. “I do want to be your valentine, Tyty.” The blonde muttered, pulling away as he looked up into Tyler’s eyes, a soft smile on his face. He cupped the brunette’s cheeks as he pulled him close to his face until their lips connected. (WOAHHHH GAY!!!!) Holy shit, is this real? Tyler thought, melting into the kiss. As they pulled away, Aiden had a loving look on his face, “...You should probably come inside, it’s so cold.” 

The two love birds finally arrived (late) to the little party, “Now what were you two doing?” Ashlyn asked. “None of your business, carrot top.” Tyler insulted, there was no bite in his words though. “Just asking, tree fucker.” The two went back and forth, coming up with ridiculous insults to throw at the other, it was all fun for the rest to watch though, anyways. 

They spent the rest of the day playing board games, watching movies, and even made a pillow fort just for the fun of it. Although it was Valentine's day, it didn’t change much except for the new couple that was created on this very day. <3

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DMs W/ Psycho and Tree kisser

Psycho:

Hey :)

Tree kisser:

????

tf u want 

Psycho:

look outside your window

Tree kisser:

…

WHY THE FUCK ARE U OUTSIDE MY WINDOW.

AND IS THAT MY JACKET??

Psycho:

Let me in silly!!!

Tree kisser:

Fuck no.

GET OFF MY PROPERTY

ITS ALSO THE MIDDLE OF JUNE.

TAKE THE JACKET OFF

Psycho:

AW COEM KN TYTY

Tree kisser:

nope not happening

Psycho:

fine 

Psycho has started a voice call.

Tree kisser:

…

wtf. 

—--------------------

“What do you want??”

“Let me in Tyty!!!”

“No.”

—------------------

Call lasted for 2 minutes

Psycho:

HEY!!! :((((

Tree kisser:

GO

SHOO

—------------------

DMs W/ Psycho and Carrot Top

Psycho:

ASHHHHHHHH

ASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Carrot Top:

what. 

Psycho:

how to talk to tyty

Carrot Top:

…

why are you asking me?

just bother him like you always do

pretty sure he acts super gay around you.

Psycho:

BUT WHAT IF I BOTHERED HIM TOO MUCH ASHY

AND HYOW DO OU KNWO THT

Carrot Top:

1

get better spelling.

2

its so fucking obvious you two like each other

Psycho:

IS IT?? 

BUT TYLER DOESNT LOVE ME BACK

Carrot Top:

omfg. 

its like glass atp. 

Psycho:

WHAT IS???

Carrot Top:

….

you two are so dense.

Psycho:

:(

no but srsly does he like me??

I WANT HIM TO TELL ME

WAASDN SFBHWI

Carrot Top:

ykw 

you’re on your own.

Psycho:

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

—--------------------------

DMs W/ Carrot Top and Tree kisser

Carrot Top:

hey do you like aiden

Tree kisser:

???

what?? 

Carrot Top:

do you like aiden

Tree kisser:

why? 

Carrot Top:

answer the damn question tree fucker

Tree kisser:

do you like him tf

Carrot Top:

no 

but i do care for him

Tree kisser:

Are you saying i dont?

Okay yes i do like him

is that what you wanted?

Carrot Top:

knew it

and im going for your sister not your boyfriend

Tree kisser:

WHAT

treat her right carrot top

Carrot Top:

treat him right tree fucker.

Tree kisser:

fuck you

Carrot Top:

right back at you

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hi guys sorry for the lack of updates ive been having writer block and lowk no motivation and no ideas... uhm my schoolwok is also piling up teehee..!!!! Uhmmm i'll be posting a oneshot later probably... phantom ashlyn and aiden

A ONESHOT AIDLYN CENETERED??? NO WAY?!!!

i have a tumblr account now btw!!!! yes im advertising!!! i'll post like.. chapter updates and some art there too :D ft my ocs and maybe sbg +more!! updates on x-and3r on tumblr :D cause someone took tyl3r..

whoever took that user im comig for your ass lil bro(jk)

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Nerd:

Guys

Im done

I quit

Academically.

THE better twin:

WHAT WHHY??

Psycho:

WHAT

LOGAJ??

WHO ARE YOU

YOU’RE NOT OUR LOGAN

Nerd:

I am :( 

It’s just

I’m failing

I got my first B :(

THE better twin:

THATS OKAY LOGAN!!!

YOUR STILL SMART

Nerd:

you’re*

Sorry, that bothered me haha

THE better twin:

SEEEE??

ITS GONNA BE ALRIGHT LOGAN

Carrot Top:

shes right

its just a silly grade

Nerd:

but my 4.0 gpa 

Psycho:

ITS OK LOGAN

YOURE STILL COOL

Nerd:

Thank you guys :) 

But I’m still worried

Tree kisser:

youll be fine nerd

My grades arent as good as yours

Nerd:

Oh but a B :(((

I’m failing everyone

Van Gogh:

hey logan it’ll be ok

dont pressure yourself

Tree kisser:

hes right

Dont set such high expectations for yourself

Nerd:

Thank you guys :) 

My mood’s a bit better now that I think about it

Sorry for disturbing all of you guys :( 

THE better twin:

Its okay, Logan!!

At least you feel better !! :)