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Yet another day at I.M.P... And a meeting with my colleagues and employers... I looked at my reflection in the Mtn Dew bottle on me... Yet again, nothing special to look at.



Oh... Here comes the boss...

"Alright, now I know business has been a bit... slow lately, yes, it's no one's fault kay I'm not naming any names here- Moxxie -Now does anyone have ANY bright ideas on how we can get business drumming up again?"

"What about, a car wash?"

"This is Hell Millie, nobody cares about what their cars look like outside of the Overlords and trust me when I say Overlords ain't gonna hire us," I groaned.

"What about a Billboard?"

"We can't afford a billboard, sir," Moxxie groaned

"Helpful, Moxxie, really glad you're in the room right now- Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?!"

He then turned on the TV showcasing our assassination business with some of our best kills, mine being a garrote wire to someone's neck followed up by me leaning into my Italian roots saying, "You break-a my heart peasant. You a break-a my heart."

"Those were the good times."

"I don't need any reminding sir considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week, one that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel nobody watches,"

"Moxxie, there's a channel for everyone. Someone's libel to catch it if they're that board enough." I pointed out.

"And yet you're the one who has to write everything for him considering his writing skills are... special to put it-"

"You mean retarded?" I groaned, interrupting Moxxie.

"DON'T-"

"I don't give a dick," I interrupted him again before saying under my breath, "I've quit better jobs than this."

"And excuse me? What's so obnoxious about a super fun jingle? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spitting bullshit,"

"People love musical's sir,"

"Beg your pardon?" I went looking at Millie like she lost her mind, "How did we get from Point A to Point X? I feel like we skipped twenty-two destinations somewhere."

"Exactly Millie, and we're basically doing a musical. Are you gonna crush my musical theater dreams like my dad did?"

"I am so confused, how the hell did we get here?" I groaned, holding my head as I did some calculations on my phone.

"Cause right now, all I see is my dad's asshole talking to me, crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside,"

"THE, NUMBERS, DON'T, ADD, UP!!!" I panicked scribbling formulas and equations on pieces of paper and a chalkboard behind me simultaneously.

"Are you trying to crush his dreams Moxxie?"

"I- What?"

"I thought I knew you~"

"I can't believe you Moxxie, after I made you employee of the month!"

"That's Tivon!" Moxxie groaned in annoyance, pointing out my picture of me giving off a creepy and sinister smile that would make even a one of the Sins get goosebumps while holding a bloodied bat was in the picture frame.

"Oh..."

"I give up..." I groaned, falling backwards with my chair onto the floor, "Ow..."

"Look, sir, a commercial jingle is not comparable to musical theater. Nobody actually likes the jingles,"

"I liked it."

"Do not... Do not agree with him in front of me."

(IMP Jingle, only difference is I'm managing the book: LINK)

"I'd like to go on record and say that incident was Luna's fault," Moxxie stated, "Dispatch is supposed to give us the RIGHT info on the target. It's very simple."

"Oh, sit on a dick Moxxie,"

"YOU sit- sit on.. a... and the... D... DO YOUR JOB!"

I facepalmed and groaned at what Moxxie said.

"Hey, now we don't blame our screwups on Loona okay? She didn't do anything wrong,"

"Are you kidding me sir? She's awful."

The phone was ringing...

"Hello... I.M.P."

"Loona, I got stabbed! Call Moxxie-"

And she hung up

"Happy adoption anniversary Loonie! I got you a little something~" Blitzø smiled as he handed Loona a gift.

"Is it a cure for syphilis?"

"I... oh..."

"Then I don't want it!" Loona yelled slamming the gift down only to get swarmed by spiders

"I'm sorry! It was spiders!" Blitzø said outside the window.

"God damn it..."

"Um... Excuse me? Did you just fax me an ad for weight loss?" Moxxie asked.

"No."

"What- Why would anyone send me this?"

"Come on, you know why."

"Loona," I scolded, "He's a fucking twig. If anything, that was me at one point in my life... Wait... Do I still have it?!" I panicked, "MIRROR!!!!" I called out running for the nearest mirror and scale.

"Whoever left the, fucking, avocado salad and in the fridge I'm taking it because I have the worst hangover right now."

"Why would you drink on a work night?" Millie asked.

"I'm hungover from this morning dumbass,"

"MY FRESHAVACADO!!!" I cried out in despair, falling to my knees upon entering the kitchen and seeing the sight before me.

"You know what?! I can't take this assault right now! I need to blow off some fucking steam!"

Loona then ran outside and kicked a baby carriage so hard it was sent flying.

"Blitz, that clingy rich asshole is on the phone, says it's urgent, wants to talk to you. Sounds a little DTFy."

"Oh, GOD it was one time! If I hadn't slept with that privileged asshole none of us would have access to the living world,"

"Ti chiedo scusa?" I went, eating a spinach sanwhich.

Blitzø snuck away with a book in tow while Stolas slept soundly.

"Got the book~ Got this fuckin' heavy book~" Blitzø sung to himself as he snuck away.

Though trying to get away had some... difficulties resulting in him landing in the middle of his wife's get together with other nobility.

"Sorry, I fucked your husband,"

"BLITZ!"

"I heard you alrea- Sooo what can I do ya for this time Stolas?"

"There's a political candidate causing trouble up on Earth for a few of my associates, he's trying to convince people global warming exists,"

"Doesn't it?"

"Well, yes, but more people die if nothing's done about it, and it gets lonely here,"

"Okay, yeah, that makes sense."

"You know what happens when I'm lonely Blitzy,"

"Oh, god fucking damn it..."

"When I'm lonely, I become hungry, and when I'm hungry I want to choke on that red DICK of yours! Toss your salad and lick all of your shit before taking out your teeth and filling it with more teeth until you're screaming peepee poopoo like a fucking bab-"

Blitzø immediately ended the call, tore the phone in half, smashed it with his phone, and then blended it.

"Eat this," Blitzø said as he gave the liquified phone to Loona who drank it, "And then you know that bridge over the freeway?"

"Yeah?"

"Shit off it,"

"Look, the point is, Loona is a valued member of our family and we don't get rid of family,"

"We AREN'T a family sir! You are the boss! We are the employees! You treat her like she's some troubled teenager, she's more like a meth addicted homeless woman you let run the phones!" Moxxie said earning a middle finger from Loona.

"That is offensive, without homeless people I wouldn't have half the joy and laughter I do in this life,"

"While we're on the subject of family, can you stop finding me and Millie outside of work?"

"Come on sweetie, It's not that big a deal,"

"Excuse me, WHAT?!?!"

"Honey? Can you get me the butter?"

"Sure sweetie," Millie smiled.

"Spoiler alert, the butter's spoiled," Blitzø said causing Millie to giggle.

"Really impressive word play,"

"What the?! WHY ARE YOU IN OUR FRIDGE?!"

Moxxie was sleeping until he heard the sound of purring waking him up to reveal Blitzø overlooking him.

"What'cha dreamin' about?" Blitzø asked.

"I was dreaming my parents were being murdered. But now? I'd like to go back to that..."

"Of all the imps in Hell~"

"It's for him/her that I fell~"

"Oh Millie~"

CLICK!

"ARE YOU FUCKING FILMING US RIGHT NOW?!?!"

"Just, stop, doing that!"

"I don't see what the issue is, there something you don't want me seein'?"

"No!"

"You a baby wiener haver?" Blitzø suggested causing Loona to giggle.

"Sir, what you say and how you act is totally, INAPPROPRIATE!"

"Calm down Mox, you're gonna have another panic attack!"

"I AM CALM!"

"Sure, you are," I sarcastically groaned as Millie tried calming him down.

"Look, I don't judge the boring couple stuff you do outside of work hours so don't, judge, me,"

"OH, I do judge you sir! Quite a lot actually!"

"Mox! He's our boss!"

"No, no, no! It's fine Mills your husband is just... How do I say this without being offensive? Retarded."

"That's me," I replied, "I'm the official retard here. I'm the only one among us actually confirmed to be on the spectrum."

"Yeah, that certainly explains how you got the book back to Stolas that one time without getting caught," Blitzø agreed.

"Sure," I slightly giggled in worry.

Oh, dear god that day...

"Of course, the prince needed it back for an emergency," I groaned in annoyance, carrying the book in my backpack as I approached the gate.

"Hold it right there!" The guards called out pointing their spears at me.

"I don't have time for this!" I growled as I continued to walk towards them.

My right eye glowed as the X'd out circle brightened and knocked out the guards with no effort. The glow died down and I started walking through the gate. And I mean literally THROUGH the gate towards the spot where Stolas's room was, according to Blitzø. Seeing the balcony I formed a black tendril out of my back and started climbing up the wall onto the balcony where I then entered his room. Damn it's dark.

"Stolas? I have your book," I called out as I walked towards the bed, "I know I'm not the imp who got it last time, but he was too busy to make it."

Suddenly the door to the balcony closed and light illuminated the room revealing a white bird.

"Are you Stolas?" I asked, shaking a bit but standing my ground.

"No. But you're going to wish it was him when I'm done with you!" She growled as she readied an attack.

"Wrong there, bastich!" I growled as I activated my eye.

"AAUUGHH!!! MY HEAD! GAAUGGH! THE PAAAIN!!!!" she cried out as she held her head, falling to her knees and then side.

"Lesson number one, bastich!" I boasted as I went up to her, "Never assume you have the upper hand!"

I was then thrown off balance when she kicked me with a leg and causing me to disable my eye long enough for her to recover and tackle me to the ground.

"Lesson number two, welp!" she growled, "Never assume your opponent's helpless!"

I then rolled with her and kicked her away, falling back onto the wall where we faced each other with contempt.

"I know what Blitzø has done! I know you hate him for it! Guess what? I don't like this as much as you do!" I said as we got to our knees and stared each other down, "He doesn't realize how easy it could be for everything to go wrong using that book!"

"At least SOMEONE there's smart enough to realize it," she scoffed.

"I KNOW, RIGHT?!" I groaned, "I've already given that moron a lecture about why it's a bad idea and all the consequences using it could result in, but NOOO, he insists it's the only way! Mother fucker, I HAVE CONNECTIONS RUNNING AS FAR AS TO ASMODEUS HIMSEL! I COULD GET HIM AN ASMODEAN CRYSTAL AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THIS SHIT! I'VE TOLD HIM THIS OVER ONE HUNDRED TIMES BUT HE JUST WON'T LISTEN!!!" I took a minute to collect my breath before adding, "I swear, that imp has the collective IQ of a Chia Pet!"

"What even are you?! No Imp possesses such power!"

"Me? I'm no mere Imp."

My original human form flashed with a sudden flash of lightning as a storm reached surprising the Goetia.

"And I ain't no sinner or Overlord either. I am... WAS... human. Then I was killed by a being known only as 'The Operator' a creature neither of Hell OR Heaven origin. This THING was from another plane of existence all together with abilities and powers beyond any known comprehension. A creature with the ability to turn you into a different person all together from who you were, elevate your worst traits, and/or make you into its obedient slave by making you PART of it. LITTERALLY. An entity that aggressively stalks its victims into irreversible psychosis for long periods of time until the subject is ripe for murder. An entity that can erase memories from your own brain through any form of contact... You might've even seen it at some point... but don't even remember it. An entity that embodies no hope. No escape. Only death. And now? Here I am reborn as an Imp with these fucking powers connected to that FUCKING OPERATOR!!! Figured I'd get an eternal scar from that asshole. Its one last fuck you after killing me."

The Goetia then got a sinister look on her face,

"I... may have been a bit brash, trying to hurt you," she said, raising her arms, "Why don't we talk this out, like civil minded people?"

"Finally," I groaned as we got up at the same time, "What is it?"

"I want to propose a deal,"

"A deal? What kind?"

"Here's what I'm proposing~"

"Does immaturely insulting me make you feel better about your sad, single, life?" Moxxie challenged.

"Actually, it does,"

"The only reason you have a wife is because you're easy to manage!" Loona interjected.

"No, he's not you BITCH!"

"Do NOT talk to my receptionist that way! She's sensitive!"

"Yes, I am!"

"Hey, come on now, let's not all start shooting each other!" I scolded

"You guys are all fucking assholes,"

ARE YOU SHITTING ME RIGHT NOW?! HOW IS THAT KID STILL ALIVE?! I thought.

"Oh, shut up kid, you're lucky to witness this," Blitzø commented.

"This company is such a mess..." Moxxie groaned.

"You said it..." I agreed.

"Alright, let's get back to talking about my outfit,"

"Nobody was talking about that," Loona said.

"Which is why I'm trying to get that ball rolling, so how does it look? It's good right?"

"It's been literal Hell having to pretend to be paralyzed so you fuck shits wouldn't kill me, but now I want that, I want death."

The kid then started listing everything wrong with us, starting with Blitzø, then Moxxie, Millie, Loona, then...

"What?" I scoffed, looking at him.

"You. There is SO much wrong with you, I don't even know where to begin! You're so lost you don't know where you're even going with your life! You probably wouldn't even know where your own allegiance was if the cards were played, and you were forced to choose between your so-called friends and a false promise by a false shepherd!"

"Whatever," I groaned, going back to my phone.

"Wait... you're not even gonna fight it?"

"Hey, when someone's right, someone's right," I shrugged, "No need to deny the truth."

Blitzø and the others were in quick agreement that the kid was a piece of shit and then Luna told us he was the target. I had the biggest smile on my face when Blitzø shot the kid. And then...

"I got a phone call guys, beat on the kid without me," I said as I left the office and rushed to the elevator where I answered the phone, "Ha chiamato signora?"

"Sai perché ti sto chiamando."

"Di cosa hai bisogno Stella?" I responded as I got to the bottom floor and started walking out the building.

"È ora che tu venga da te." she said, "Ti ricordi il nostro accordo, vero? Resto zitto, zitto, riguardo al libro di Stolas che viene utilizzato dalla tua compagnia, in cambio abbiamo una notte tutta per noi."

"Sì, sì, sì..." I groaned as I got in my car, "Tu ed io condividiamo una notte di passione, tu stai zitto, io resto zitto e, onestamente, odio il fatto che stia iniziando a piacermi." I said as I pulled out of the parking lot and onto the driveway, "È normale sentire una sensazione di formicolio quando mi sussurri all'orecchio?"

Stella smiled evily as she closed a book on "Hypnosis Through Lovemaking" while wearing just a robe as she was alone in the bedroom.

"Assolutamente." she smiled, "Significa solo che ti senti molto piacevole~"

"Beh, se lo dici tu, mi sto avvicinando al palazzo, ci vediamo tra un po'. Arrivederci."

"Arrivederci~" Stella purred as she hung up and out the book away, "You fool. For all your smarts you've not realized session by session you're becoming mine!"

Stella then heard the car pull up and smiled evily again.

"You think you're going to fix me? Wrong. I'm going to make you worse!"

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Yet another boring day, another day of feeding the eels and looking at myself in the aquarium's reflection...



Blitzø was currently dealing with the newest customer. Moxxie, Millie, and Loona on the other hand...

"Moxxie, stop shakin', you're gonna shoot our only Hellhound," Millie stated.

"Wow. I feel so loved here," Loona sarcastically went.

And then due to Moxxie's shakiness-

"WHOA, DON'T POINT THAT THING AT ME!" I panicked as Moxxie quickly pointed it away again. I then got on my hands and stomach and started crawling away in an attempt to make sure I wasn't a target.

"Just take a deep breath, and let it out," Millie reassured.

"But... it's a family," Moxxie argued, "Under what circumstances would we ever need to kill a human family?"

"If it's what the client want," I said, holding up a riot shield.

"I mean, maybe like a shitty dad-"

"Or a mob family," I added.

"But to eradicate an entire innocent, seemingly in this instance, upper-middle class family bloodline?!"

"Hey, you don't know they're innocent!" Loona argued, "This kid probably sets dogs on fire, maybe this girl gets off to bullying Australian kids online, and this guy... this guy definitely watches."

"One of Humanity's greatest defenses is being able to mask their true selves to reality," I followed up, "A defense they lose once they arrive here. Why? Because demons can see right through your bullshit so easily it's not even funny. Point is, guilty and innocent isn't our business Moxxie. Killing is. So quit being a snowflake and just shoot the target already!"

"I just think it's excessive, and we could be a bit more selective is all,"

"GUYS I WANT YOU TO MEET-"

Blitzø's sudden entrance cause Moxxie to jump fire resulting in the arrow flying all over the place with Blitzø eventually catching it.

"Our newest client."

And then the eel tank fell over causing them to spark off and... set the place on fire... Oh... FUCK ME!!! I imeediately whipped out a Go Pro camcorder, strapping it on my chest, and hit record...

Video Camera POV:

Blitzø: DAMN IT MOXXIE, I JUST BOUGHT THOSE EELS!

Millie: OUT, EVERYONE OUT!!

(Everyone heads out one by one except for me, as I headed into Blitzø's office. I immmediatly started looked for the book...)

Me (panicked): Where is it, where is it, WHERE IS IT?! ... (slams fist on desk) FUCK! That's right, Loona's got it!

(I immediately run out and the camera gets all fuzzy and distorted, as a smiliar figure from my past enters the scene causing me to go into a coughing fit.)

Me (desprate): HELP! COUGH, COUGH! (Falls onto back and rolls onto stomach.) HELP!!!

(I immediately go into another coughing fit and fall completely on my stomach... my camera goes dark and before long I find myself, and even in the camera's eyes, underwater. And for that matter, in some kind of current as no matter what I do, I can't seem to get anywhere.)

(Suddenly the camera cuts to me stumbling through the woods...)

Me (injured): coughing my lungs out

(The camera then cuts to me running in the woods before tripping over and having a seizure, cutting to me then grasping at the loose leaves before then suddenly cutting to me on the pavement of a dark road sputtering up water and spit and then me on my hands and knees...)

Me: HAU- HAAAUCCK!!! (coughs up two fist fulls of blood) Cough, cough, cough!

(I was suddenly teleported back underwater... but not for long as the video cut to me being dragged through the leaves and me desperately trying to grab onto something...)

Me (fearful): AAAHHHH! GAAUUGH AAHHHHH!!!!!

(Cut to me holding desperately onto a tree branch followed by the sounds of it cracking and then breaking off causing the video to glitch out for a moment before cutting to me running again...)

Me (worried): BLITZ! MOX! MIL! LOONA!!!

(The camera glitches out once more and this time I'm on the bank of a river, crawling through the water and tree branches to get to dry land...)

Me: coughing my lungs out

(I lay down back first on the branches gasping for air before glitching back to the lobby of the building IMP's office was located at. I stumble to my feet before falling stomach first and having to crawl out...)

Blitzø: ...IN FRONT OF A CLIENT, YOU FUCKIN DICK SHIT! Someone please tell me that fancy book is still in tact!

Loona: You mean, our only ticket to the other side? Yeah, got it.

Me (makes my presence known with a cough): Could've told me that a little EARLIER YOU KNOW!

Blitzø: Wow, you are soaked. What, did you take a fucking bath while everything was in flames?

Me (annoyed): Fuck off.... (turns off camera)

I was now in the office with Loona awaiting Millie, Moxxie, and Blitzø to return when I got a call and went into Blitzø's office.

"Ha chiamato signora?" I answered.

"No need for Itaalian now, we're on a perfectly secure line,"

"What do you need Stella?" I asked, looking out the window blinds.

"I've got a job for you~"

Suddenly, my body stiffened up, my movements... calmer and more methodical.

"I see..." I replied, leaning into my Italian accent more, "Who do you need whacked?"

"Oh, it's not that," Stella assured, "I just need you to come over for a minute. Not for our thing, but to talk about it. Unlike my husband, I prefer to see my partners face to face."

"Sure, you do," I scoffed, "I'll be over there. Don't worry."

"I'll be waiting for you. Don't be late."

She hung up and then I hung up. After letting Loona know where I was going I soon arrived at Stolas's mansion where I was let in and made my way to the study hall, passing by the bathroom along the way and hearing, "**** use while you and I ***** jelly sandwiches-" The fuck? Um... ANYWAYS! I eventually made it inside the study where Stella awaited me.

"You're early. Good," Stella smiled.

"What is it you need to tell me?" I asked as I sat down at the seat opposite of her, getting offered some tea by an imp butler, "No tea or coffee, milk if you must. Tea acts up my acids too much and coffee... well I don't want to talk about it, especially after the 'Incident'..." I then shuddered in horror, "So much... EVERYWHERE..." I was then offered a cup of milk by another butler. "Thank you."

"It's in regard to my husband and the book,"

"Ugh...." I groaned, "The fuck did Blitzø do this time?!"

"It's not the imp, this time. It's my husband. He's intent on letting your 'Friends' use the book as long as he returns it to him once a month on the full moon to allow him to do his dutes followed by a night of..." Stella then cringed, "in his own words 'Passionate Fornication."

"Wait, huh?!" I went, "Why would he do ALL THAT for Blitzø? Why not just get the book back for once on the full moon and THEN let h- Something's not adding up here! I've been dicked down by Blitzø, I was drunk for the record I don't actually love him, there's no way he's good enough to get Stolas to go THAT far for him."

"EXACTLY! What?! Does he-"

"Calm it!" I shouted, "We're not gonna get anywhere fast if you go off on a tangent! Stop. Breath in. Breath out," Stella did so as I instructed, "We need to take this methodically. You can't allow your anger to take control. We need to approach this carefully and silently. We need to make them think we're fine with it, when in reality we're not. We need to get them to lower their guards and then we hit them hard. First, we need to look through Goetia archives. There might be a document somewhere that mentions a Imp like Blitzø, or as he was formerly known as Blitzo Buckzo. A circus Imp-"

Stella and I looked at each other like we just had an idea.

"Of course! Records of Stolas's childhood!" we said together.

"Why didn't I think of that earlier?!" Stella groaned, sliding a hand down her face.

"You ever hear the expression anger makes you short sighted?"

"Oh..." Stella went, blushing in embarrassment

"Mmm hmmm," I went as, in my imagination, the area suddenly turned into a Texas Holdem Table with me as the dealer, Stella as a player along with Stolas, and Blitzø "Look. Right now, we need to formulate a plan. Here's what I'm suggesting." I started as I laid down the cards, so to speak, "We keep each other informed of any changes or plans Stolas and Blitzø are doing. While that's going on, you have someone look through the Goetia Archives to check for any mention of the Buckzo Circus. Once the file is located, if it exists, we'll meet back up to further discuss. Until then, we need to not let anyone on to what we're planning. I'll act like normal, but you'll have to make it seem like you're fine with everything that's going on. We need Stolas to get complacent enough to where we can go for the killing blow. Just tell him you've been seeing someone to vent your frustrations onto. That should be more than enough of a deterrent to throw him off the scent of your new attitude change."

"What about Octavia?"

"Let me get to know her first. I need to know where she stands before thinking about where she falls into place."

"And the deal Stolas and the Imp has made?"

"I'll need to think on that one for a bit. I'm tempted to just let it play out. Stolas seems persistent on going through with it, but I've got a strong feeling he's overplaying his hand. From the sound of things, he's going all in on Blitzø. But the fool doesn't realize he's only got a full house, and fate's got a four of a kind."

"Huh?"

"If my cards are right, and Stolas & Blitzø do have a history with each other, there might be chance Stolas is using the deal to deal with some... unrequited feelings of his."

"Are you saying he loves him for real because he was a childhood friend?!"

"If my cards are right, yes. But that's the problem Stolas doesn't realize. He's making Blitzø feel trapped by doing the deal. The longer it keeps up, the harder it will hurt when he inevitably breaks it off and Blitzø goes all over him,"

"Is see now... If what you're saying is true than when he inevitably breaks it off, he will have literally realized his mistake and will inevitably try to find a more legal means for the imp to access the human world. And when he does the imp will be devastated! He'll assume Stolas wants nothing to do with him anymore! All that hard work and the imp rejects him because of his own stupid selfish actions! HAHAHA! Oh, THAT is poetry! Let's not interfere with the deal then. Just let Stolass get himself into the ditch he's making."

The imaginary holdem game ended with Stalla laying down her cards in victory and I snapped back to reality.

"We're gonna have to cut this meeting short," I said, getting up, "Blitzø and the others are probably back already. I don't want them to get suspicious of me."

"We'll continue sometime later then, for now, I need to make a phone call," Stella smirked as I left the room and an Imp buttle brought up a phone to her.

After Stella dialed the number she waited for the response...

"Hello?"

"Andrealphus? I need a favor from you."

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Octavia awoke and was expecting to hear arguing and things being torn apart, except, there wasn't.

"Something's... not right..." Octavia went to herself.

As she got dressed and walked into the kitchen listening to her music, she found Stolas and Stella but interestingly Stella wasn't going crazy throwing things.

"Stella, I know you, you're not just one to let things go," Stolas retorted.

"Who said I'm letting what you did with that Imp go?" Stella scoffed "No, I'm just venting my frustrations out on someone willing to hear me out."

"And just WHO is this person?" Stolas asked with narrow eyes.

"Like it's any of your business!" Stella scoffed, walking away into another room, but in actuality listening in on him and Octavia.

"Good morning Octavia!" Stolas happily went seeing his daughter, "Did you sleep well, my Owlette?"

"Is that a serious question?" Octavia gronaed.

"Uh, huh..." Stolas huffed, "What's that you're listening to?"

"It's called 'My World is Burning Down Around Me' by 'Fuck You Dad'... It's a band..."

"And I thought some human bands had weird names."

All eyes were now on me, as I stood in the doorway.

"Dad, who's that?!" Octavia asked.

"Oh, I'm just an employee of the imp your dad fucked," I responded, "the name's Tivon. Spelled T-I-V-O-N, pronounced Tiv-in. Have to say it like that because people can't say or spell it right to save their lives."

"What are you doing here?" Stolas asked.

"Really? Can't a guy just get to know who it is their boss did the dirty tussle with?" I scoffed, teleporting beside Octavia startling her a bit. Doing so pushed the cereal box over some but luckily I was quick enough to catch it before it spilled everywhere with a tendril from my back, "Tavia, you REALLY need to be careful. Cereal's not cheap you know."

But apparently seeing the Robo-Fiz on the box gave Stolas an idea.

"You know what I haven't done in a long, long, time?" Stolas said, going over to Octavia, "I haven't taken you to your favorite place in all of Hell! Why don't we go, to Loo Loo Land?"

"I'm not five anymore," Ovtavia groaned.

"You always were so happy when I took you to Loo Loo Land. What do you say we go there again? Have a day, just the two of us?"

"I'd rather kill myself," Octavia groaned.

"Ditto," I agreed.

"There we go, anything but staying in this house. Now, I'll arrange our security,"

"Security for a theme park?"

"We're rich and we're hot, people want our money and our bodies,"

"Our money maybe,"

"Speak for yourself, Princess,"

"Now, I'm calling the only man who can fuck me~"

"What?!"

"Huh?!" I went in shock.

"Who can protect me- us! Being part of the Goetia family is rather valuable you know,"

"Ughhh...." Octavia groaned

"I want to shoot him... I want to shoot him, so badly..." I gronaed.

"Get in line..." Octavia agreed.

"WHAT?!" I heard Blitzø call out.

"Why hello my big dicked Blitzy~"

"EHHHH?!?!?!" I went in shock as Octavia spat out her coffee.

"WHAT, THE, FUCK, DAD/STOLAS?!" Me, Octavia, and Blitzø said at the same time.

"Language! Everyone!" Stolas scolded.

"I'll shoot you if you shoot me first..." I groaned as me and Octavia looked at each other with our eyes and I put a gun on the table.

"No, you're shooting me first before I shoot you..."

"I have a special request~" Stolas continued.

"Ugh, look I just had a chemical peel so you'll have to find someone else's face to plant that feathered ass,"

"It's for my daughter,"

"Oh. Well, make sure she washes it-"

"NO! No! No, no, no! I'm taking my daughter to Loo Loo Land and I was hoping you brave little Imps would accompany us,"

"We're assassins, not bodyguards, kay? Don't invite us to shit unless someone's going to die,"

"I'll pay you~"

"What?"

"Money~"

"Done!"

While on the road I chose to sit with Octavia, brandishing my Blessed Tipped Magpul Masada w/ Trijicon ACOG 4x32 ECOS Optic, Remington M7600 w/ Leupold Mark 4CQ/T Tactical Scope, and FNP-45 Tactical w/ Suppressor & Red Dot Sight.

"So... You've got interesting tastes in music," I said to Octavia.

"What about it?" She asked.

"You ever heard any Human music?"

"What? Do you have some?"

"Yeah, let's just say I've got a good... source who gets it for me," I replied with some shifty eyes at the end before straightening up, "You ever heard of Linkin Park?"

"Linkin... Park?"

"Who... didn't know about them on Earth..." I somberly started saying, actually starting to get depressed, "Linkin Park and its lead singer... former lead singer... Chester Bennington were responsible for saving countless lives with their songs. Donated much of their money to metal health help centers across the world. Hell, Chester himself once while part of the band was dealing with addiction problems so bad, the rest of the bad wrote a song and had Chester read it. He broke down, unable to finish it because he knew what he was reading, was true. Eventually seeking help and breaking his addiction BECAUSE of that song. He was clean ever since."

"W... Wow..."

"But... Even though he saved a lot of lives, no one was able to save his..." I said, on the verge of tears, "He had been battling with depression and mental health problems for years... Ultimately... He hung himself... Leaving behind his wife and six kids... I hope, even with how fucked up Heaven is, he at least made it up there... He screamed like a demon... but sung like an angel..."

I then pulled out my phone and connected the dual headphone adapter to it before connecting mine to it. "Wanna listen with me?" I offered. She nodded and put her headphones in the free port and I hit play on 'The Catalyst'. At first Octavia didn't know what to make of it... then the beat started kicking in... then came the lyrics...

"God, bless us everyone, We're a broken people living under loaded gun, And it can't be outfought, It can't be outdone, It can't be outmatched, It can't be outrun, no! God, bless us everyone, We're a broken people living under loaded gun, And it can't be outfought, It can't be outdone, It can't be outmatched, It can't be outrun, no! And when I close my eyes tonight, To symphonies of blinding light, God, bless us everyone, We're a broken people living under loaded gun- Oh, like memories in cold decay, Transmissions echoing away, Far from the world of you and I, Where oceans bleed into the sky!"

Heh. I know that look on Octavia's face. Chester... You got another one.

"God, save us everyone, Will we burn inside the fires of a thousand suns? For the sins of our hand, The sins of our tongue, The sins of our fathers, The sins of our young, no! God, save us everyone, Will we burn inside the fires of a thousand suns? For the sins of our hand, The sins of our tongue, The sins of our fathers, The sins of our young, no! And when I close my eyes tonight, To symphonies of blinding light! God, save us everyone, Will we burn inside the fires of a thousand suns? Oh, like memories in cold decay, Transmissions echoing away, Far from the world of you and I, Where oceans bleed into the sky!"

Oh yeah, you definately got another one Chester.

"Oh, like memories in cold decay, Transmissions echoing away, Far from the world of you and I, Where oceans bleed into the sky!"

Oh... THIS part. This one DEFINATELY caught Octavia's attention..

"Lift me up, let me go. Lift me up, let me go. Lift me up, let me go. Lift me up, let me go. Lift me up, let me go. Lift me up, let me go. Lift me up, let me go. Lift me up, let me go. Lift me up, let me go. Lift me up, let me go. Lift me up, let me go. And it can't be outfought (lift me up), It can't be outdone (let me go), It can't be outmatched, It can't be outrun, no! (Lift me up), God, bless us everyone, We're a broken people living under loaded gun, And it can't be outfought (lift me up), It can't be outdone, It can't be outmatched, It can't be outrun, no! (Lift me up), God, bless us everyone (let me go), We're a broken people living under loaded gun (lift me up), And it can't be outfought, It can't be outdone (let me go), It can't be outmatched, It can't be outrun..."

As the song ended, I saw the look in Octavia's eyes. Like something awakened in her.

"And here's the song that made Chester breakdown," I said, hitting play on 'Breaking the Habit'. Again, Octavia didn't know what to make of the beat, till it started kicking in, then came the lyrics.

"Memories consume, like opening the wound, I'm picking me apart again, You all assume I'm safe here in my room, Unless I try to start again... I don't want to be the one the battles always choose, 'Cause inside I realize that I'm the one confused. I don't know what's worth fighting for or why I have to scream, I don't know why I instigate and say what I don't mean, I don't know how I got this way, I know it's not alright, So I'm breaking the habit, I'm breaking the habit tonight."

I know those eyes. She knows someone who needs to hear this song.

"Clutching my cure, I tightly lock the door, I try to catch my breath again, I hurt much more than anytime before, I had no options left again... I don't want to be the one the battles always choose, 'Cause inside I realize that I'm the one confused. I don't know what's worth fighting for or why I have to scream, I don't know why I instigate and say what I don't mean, I don't know how I got this way,  I'll never be alright, So I'm breaking the habit, I'm breaking the habit tonight. I'LL PAINT IT ON THE WAAAALLLLS!"

Ya did it Chester. Your screams got to her soul.

"'CAUSE I'M THE ONE AT FAUUULLLLT! I'LL NEVER FIGHT AGAAAAIN! AND THIS IS HOW IT EENNNNDS!!! I don't know what's worth fighting for or why I have to scream, But now I have some clarity to show you what I mean, I don't know how I got this way,  I'll never be alright, So I'm breaking the habit, I'm breaking the habit, I'm breaking the habit TONIGHT!"

"I... I..." Octavia went as she took her headphones off as did I, looking like she was about to sob.

"Shhh...." I went, pulling her in for a hug, and letting her sob into my shoulder, catching a sort of glare from Stolas and me returning with a "what ya gonna do about it?" look.

Eventually we arrived and we got out one by one. I opted to stay by Octavia's side, Masada at the ready as I was decked out in tactical gear of all kinds.

"You stick out like a sore thumb," Octavia sighed at me.

"Better me be a target than you," I said through my Balaclava, "And besides, my vest is equipped with blessed tipped Level 4 Plates, nothing outside of blessed tipped weapons are even gonna make a dent on me."

"How do you have all that access to Blessed Tipped Weapons and equipment?" Octavia asked, "I thought those were supposed to be rare."

"Tavia, you'd be surprised what some Alchemy can do," I grinned.

"Wooow! I haven't been here since I was a tot!" Millie excitedly said, "It hasn't changed a bit."

"For some locations that's a good thing, for most, it's not," I said, "This location's the latter."

"You feeling alright?" Octavia asked me, noticing my nervousness.

"Last time I was at a theme park... it did not go well..." I shuddered in horror.

Camera POV:

(I turn the camera on as I get out and lock up my car, showing the human world and revealing myself to be right outside an abandoned amusement park.)

Me: (Gets out phone and calls someone) Come on Matt.. pick up.

Matt's Voicemail: Leave a message.

Me: Matt, I'm here at the amusement park, one of those two coordinates we found at the self-storage facility. I hope you're doing well at the abandoned mall. Call me back whenever you can.

(Done with the voicemail I head over to the gate and find it already open. I push the gate back and head inside, walking around the park for a bit overlooking all the abandoned attractions and such.)

Me: I remember Jerry telling me a bit about this place. Used to be a perfect hangout when he was growing up in the 70's and 80's. And then a fire erupted at the Ferris Wheel in late 1999, ironically enough around the same time I was born, and spread too fast to be contained. City had no choice but to close it down and, ultimately, I guess they just forgot about it... Because now nature's gone and started trying to reclaim it.

(Eventually I made it to the original sight of the fire and there, was a folder. I rushed over and sat the camera down to face me, revealing my black hooded jacket, white shirt, and blue jeans in the process, as I looked through the folder. I show the camera my findings regarding medical logs of Cooper. A lot of them being redacted. But regardless I put them in a backpack and picked up my camera, turning to see...)



Me (fearful): Kattie stay back! (starts running towards me) STAY BACK!

(I get tackeled and drop the camera, the audio is glitched out as the sounds of fighting can ROUGHLY be heard. Eventually I pick the camera up and run back towards the entrance where I noticed it was locked, forcing me to toss the camera over and climb the fence. Upon doing so I picked the camera back up and headed over to my car, unlocking it, getting in, locking back up, and sitting the camera on the dash to look as Katie started heading towards the fence. I started up the car and quickly pulled out quick enough to get away from her.)

"Hey there! I'm loo loo!"

"AHHH!!!!" I screamed in fear, aiming my weapon at the mascot that suddenly appeared.

"Welcome to Loo Loo Land! If ya'll get hurt here, just TRY and sue us!"

"Look! Via! It's Loo Loo!" Stolas excitedly went.

"I have a question," Octavia asked.

"Well, ask away, little girlie! Hyuck, hyuck, hyuck!"

"Is it true this park is just a really shameless spin off of Lucifer's far more popular LuLu World?"

"I thought I smelt cheapness and gasoline heading in here," I added, "I've seen redneck engineering more practical than some of this stuff."

"... no..."

"This place reeks of insecure corporate shame," Octavia retorted.

"Why don't we go check out the rides?" Stolas offered, taking Octavia with me following behind them. Not long after Blitzø started following behind us.

"You know it's quite thrilling to see you on the job Blitzy~" Stolas said.

"Save it bitch, I'm working," Blitzø replied.

"You both need to get a room," Octavia groaned.

"I don't think that will be enough to hold 'em," I sighed.

"Hey, I am not a day hooker!" Blitzø retorted, getting a weird look from a mother, "What? I just said I'm NOT one prude!"

"Oh, look Via!" Stolas went, pointing at the 'Circus' tent, "You used to cry such tears of joy at this show!"

"Oh no..." Octavia went, seemingly remembering having a VERY bad time there.

"I hate that fucking clown..." Octavia & Blitzø said together.

"I hate clowns in general, they're just too creepy to me," I added.

"Blitzy! I need my bodyguard with me!" Stolas called out almost getting kidnapped by imps... only for them to get mowed down by the Masada.

"Nice shot," Blitzø commented as I reloaded.

Stolas ultimately left us no choice but to go in. I stayed next to Octavia the whole time.

(Loo Loo Land Song: LINK)

"I want to die..." Octavia and I groaned.

"Ohhohohho! How delightful!" Stolas went only to hear death behind him, "Oh my, what good aim you have blitzy~"

"THAT'S IT! I'M OUT!" I went huffing off.

"ME TOO!" Octavia agreed.

"Octavia!" Stolas called trying to follow us.

Suddenly we heard an explosion- Fire.... FIRE! FIREEEE!!!!! I summoned a handheld camera on myself and grabbed Octavia's hand, forcing her to go with me.

Camera POV:

Octavia (annoyed): WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Me (fearful): NO TIME TO EXPLAIN, WE NEED TO LEAVE, NOW!!!

Octavia (worried): What's going on?! Are you okay?!

(We turned a bend and suddenly it was nighttime forcing us to stop in our place out of sheer horror.)

Octavia (fearful): What just happened?! WHY IS IT SUDDENLY NIGHTTIME IT WAS STILL MORNING!

Me (panicked): We gotta get out of here. WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE, NOW!

(We turned to see the faceless entity blocking our path and glitching out the cameras.)

Octavia (traumatized shrieking): WHAT IS THAT?!?!?

Me (stern): VIA, FOLLOW ME!!!

(We both started running the way we were originally going before suddenly finding ourselves teleported to a farm in Wrath with the camera glitching out.)

Octavia (fearful for her life): WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!

Me: THIS ISN'T MY DOING ITS THE OPERATOR'S!

(We were then teleported to the human world on the floor of an abandoned hospital.)

Me (as Octavia's panicked breaths increase): JUST HOLD ON TO ME AND WE'LL MAKE IT OUT OF THIS!

(We were then teleported to the ruins of Loo Loo Land. In the future.)

Me (continuing to hold Octavia's hand): WE GOTTA MOVE, NOW!!!

(We then started running, continuing to do so as we then teleported to the human world in the dead of night at a field of some kind forcing me to activate the camera flashlight as we reached a barbed wire fence. I helped Octavia over first and handed her the camera before suddenly coming down with a coughing fit.)

Octavia (worried): WHAT'S GOING ON?!

Me (pained): (Hands her a bottle of pills) TAKE THEM! COUGH! HAUCK! THE MORE YOU TAKE THE MORE YOU CAN RESIST IT! (falls onto hands and knees) GO! RUN!!!!

(Octavia does as instructed and runs away as I'm left coughing to death, finding herself in tall, grassed area before suddenly coming down with a coughing fit of her own and coughing up blood. Finding a red shed she propped her back against it, nuzzled the camera on her arms and opened up the pill bottle, taking at least five of the pills dry and closed up the bottle before putting it away and coughing a bit before returning to normal and going back for me. The camera still glitching out as she got closer to where I was and noticed I was having a seizure fit.)

Octavia (saddened and worried): TIV! TIV!!! (runs over to me, climbing over the fence, and tries to wake me up) STAY WITH ME, STAY WITH ME!!!

(The camera really starts glitching up before Octavia's forced to put it down, pointing it towards The Operator as she slowly gets closer to it, the glitches intensifying as Octavia stumbles closer before struggling to stay on her feet and halling onto a hand and knee. While the glitches cut it out, mostly, you could still hear Octavia's wails of pain and anguish and eventually the glitching intensified so badly before ending as The Operator disappeared and me and Octavia found ourselves back in Loo Loo Land proper. She turned to look back at me as she stood, revealing to have gotten a nosebleed due to the attack on her mind and stumbled over to me before picking me and the camera up, helping me walk towards the fun house with Stolas on our tail. Luckily, we managed to get away quick enough for us to find a place to rest with Octavia wiping her nose and turning the camera off as I awoke.)

I awoke to see Octavia traumatized.

"Sit down kid... I've got a lot of explaining to do..." I somberly said to her.

Outside of the stuff with Stella and our Deal and such, I told her everything. Who I was, what I really was, what the Operator was, how it was attracted to fire accidents, and how Gabapentin pills were effective against its mind-altering effects. I didn't blame her for crying after hearing all that.

"So that's it then?! I'm gonna die alone a mad woman because of that thing?!" Octavia wept.

"Maybe, maybe not." I assured, "We won't know for sure unless it starts stalking you."

"That's not comforting at all!" Octavia sobbed.

"Yeah well, be glad you've only just now started getting that thing thrown into your life." I moped, "At least you didn't get stuck with it your whole life and never found out till your best friend found old medical records on you showing how badly it screwed up your life and memory."

I noticed Stolas arrived and removed his hat, joining up with me and the crying Octavia.

"I take it you are not having fun..." Stolas sighed.

"I didn't even want to come here..." Octavia moped.

"Sorry sweetie, I thought you loved it here,"

"When I was a kid and my parents didn't hate each other, and my dad didn't flirt with some weird red dickhead the entire time,"

"I'm sorry via," Stolas said, "I'm sorry for everything happening right now, I know it's... a lot... I... I should have listened."

"I just want to go home..." Octavia wept, "But home doesn't even feel like home anymore... You ruined it..."

"Tavia, it might not be him. These things just happen sometimes... I can explain it to you whenever we're alone together." I stated.

"You need to understand," Stolas added, "Your mother and I... I just... She's always been... I haven't been..."

"Stolas." I interrupted, "Maybe you should just leave that to me. She can come by my place sometime and hear it from me. This is something that needs third party involvement to get an unbiased perspective."

"Your right... I just don't have the words..." Stolas admitted.

"Are you gonna run off with him?" Octavia asked, "And leave me behind? Go away where I can't find you?"

"What? No! No, no, never. I'd never do that. Never."

"Actions speak louder than words Stolas," I stated, "When the time comes, will you be able to play your hand correctly, or will you fold at the last minute? Regardless, your true self will emerge, whether it's the one you want people to see or not."

"I think it's time to leave this place," Stolas said as he got up with Octavia and I followed behind, "You were right. You are too old for it anyway."

An imp tried to jump him only to get blasted by mt M7600.

"I can hear you ya know," I taunted, pumping the gun and revealing a 30-06 shell.

"A pump action rifle?" Octavia asked.

"Personal favorite," I smiled.

We left and headed outside, passing by the chaos of Moxxie, Millie, and Blitzø killed the robot clown.

"So, what would you like to do now?" Stolas asked Octavia.

"Can we go to stylish occult?" Octavia asked, "They sell weird taxidermy there."

"Ummm, okay?" Stolas went causing Octavia to laugh.

"Thanks dad, you're okay sometimes."

"Thank you, via."

Wonder where Blitzø and the others are. Oh.. Thee there are.

"Way to ruin another good thing sir..." Moxxie groaned in pain.

"Worth it! That slutty toy clown had it coming..." Blitzø replied causing me to sigh in relief and say...

"Agreed,"

Chapter Text

As I drove towards work, my radio's CD player was blaring:

"In every loss, in every lie, In every truth that you'd deny, And each regret, and each goodbye, Was a mistake too great to hide, And your voice was all I heard, That I get what I deserve! So give me reason, To prove me wrong, To wash this memory clean, Let the floods cross, The distance in your eyes!"

Upon reaching the parking lot, I found my space and waited on the others with the radio still playing.

"Give me reason, To fill this hole, Connect this space between, Let it be enough to reach the truth that lies, Across this new divide, Across this new divide, Across this new divide!!!"

Oh, finally there they are. WHOA, WHAT THE FUCK?! THAT PINK CAR CAME OUTTA NOWHERE! I turned off my car, pocketed my keys, and went over to check on the others.

"Everyone alright?" I asked with worry as I got over to them, I got multiple approvals they were and turned my attention to the pink car, "HEY! DICKS FOR BRAINS FRAT HOUSE STUDENT DRIVER! WHAT'S THE IDEA PULLING A STUNT LIKE THAT?! YOU TRYING TO KILL SOMEONE?!"

"Oh Shit, Verosika..." Blitzø groaned.

"Who?" I asked.

"Blitzo," Verosika scoffed.

"I should've known you'd be here, I could smell fish for miles. Which is odd, because I believe the nearest ocean is three rings down!" Blitzø shouted.

"And I should've known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts," Verosika retorted.

"Pretty sure those were for you, ya know what they say about music stars and kids," I objected, earning a slight crush of the drink she was holding and a subtle smirk from me, got her~

"I'm surprised they let your fat ass out of rehab I can see your still a drunken whore clutching to that Beelzejuice like it's the last cock in Hell," Blitzø added.

"They let me out because I'm still famous, and rehab is for sad, loser, washups. Also, your sister says hi," Verosika confidently stated before taking a drink.

"Guess you are one considering you got in there in the first place," I cheekily stating causing her to gag on the drink out of shock.

"I am NOT a washup!" she argued.

"Then how come I've never heard of you until now?"

"Where are you from?"

"I know what you're trying to pull and I ain't stupid like my boss-"

"HEY!" Blitzø went sounding offended.

"-Location matters not into factoring in if I know you or not, and if you were a REAL musician instead of another wannabe who thinks they're gonna become the next Elvis or Michael Jackson, you would know that's true now answer me again you pompous, self-absorbed, fake, pathetic, washed up, one controversy from losing it all, abysmal excuse for a music artist, if you're still a star, how come I've never heard of you until now?"

... Well that got silent real quick. Oh. I know that look on Verosika's face. I definitely got under her skin. Good.

"I thought so," I smirked before getting up in her face, "Now tell me what's the idea parking that jalopy in my boss's only parking spot?!"

"Actually prick, it has my na-"

The spraypainted name disappeared much to her surprise.

"You were saying?" I taunted, my Operator Eye glowing.

"R-Regardles, I'm gonna be here for the rest of the week-"

"A WEEK?!" Blitzø went in shock, "No, no, you are NOT parking here for a fucking week!

"Oh, you mad Blitzo? You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car-"

"And run three rings through wrath, and max my credit card on shitty horse-riding lessons," her and Blitzø said at the same time.

"God, damn it whore you will NOT let that go!" Blitzø finished.

"Choke on a sandpaper cock," she scoffed as she walked away.

"That euphemism for your singing?" I taunted causing her to stop in her tracks.

"Oh, shut up!" She shouted in anger.

"Oh, I'll shut up alright when you move that jalopy. Or else I'll-"

"You'll what?" growled the Hellhound behind me.

Only to hind himself choking as tendrils erupted from my back and lifted him into the air. Another pair of tendrills slithered out of my back and raised me up to him, still looking away from him... Until my neck turned to face him with my neck snapping and cracking much to the disgust and absolute horror of everyone there until I was looking directly behind me with my other eye now resembling my Operator Eye and my face was contorted into a toothy, creepy grin, as the radios all around those below started going crazy and my outfit morphed into something else...



"What do you want on your tombstone?" I asked, my neck cracking as I tilted it sideways as I talked.

My altered voice caused Moxxie to squeak in fear and piss himself

"T-Tiv! I think he's had enough now..." Blitzø squeaked in fear, "Y-Y-You better release him now!"

"As you wish,"

I did so, allowing him to fall back onto the ground as I turned back to normal and the radios stopped going crazy.

"Yeah, my fault." Blitzø giggled in embarrassment, "Probably should've said something, because she doesn't exactly like people sneaking up on her with that sort of tone. Last time someone did that... well let's just say they're still cleaning up the blood across Wrath. I'm not even slightly joking on that one. They find new dried spots every day down there. All from the last time this happened, and I didn't stop her."

"VORTEX!" Verosika panicked rushing over to her Hellhound, "You okay?!"

"I've seen the face of death..." Vortex shuddered in fear.

"Pussy," I scoffed, taking out a nicotine free Delta 8 and giving it a puff, "Even the last guy to see me like that had some dignity to fight back. Even if it did jack shit in the end."

"Let's get out of here!" Verosika panicked, running away with Vortex.

"Heh. No witty comeback? No threat?" I scoffed as I took another puff, "Someone showed their true colors and didn't even know it."

I then looked back to see Loona being visibly afraid of me, Moxxie being comforted by Millie while he was stuttering like a maniac, and Blitzø looking nervous.

"What?" I asked.

Cut back to the office where I was in a strait jacket and muzzle mask while on a wheeled carrying gurney much to my annoyance.

"I hate this, but I will admit I did this to myself... AGAIN..." I groaned.

"Alright, shut your assholes, here's how we're gonna do this shit!" Blitzø stated, "First, we find a fuck ton of clients, we portal up, we have our fun murder time as per usual, we pile all the bodies into a big fucking canoe, we push said canoe into some water, we light it on fire to attract the sharks and eagles and shit, they come and eat the bodies, we win the bet, we rub it in that shlocky bitch's drunken whore ass face, do you have any questions?"

"Uh, yeah, why was that nonsense?" Moxxie asked.

"Seriously. That wasn't a plan," I groaned, "That sounded like the ramblings of a lunatic."

"Loona's ticks talk?" Blitzø asked.

"I'm surrounded by defective sperm..." I groaned in annoyance.

"Hey, is there a way I can come with you guys this time?" Loona asked.

"Absolutely not, I forbid it, not gonna happen," Blitzø stated, "sorry sweetie Spring Break is no place for young vulnerable goth girls. You know the kind of FREAKS up there who drool all over you!"

...

"WHY ARE YOU ALL LOOKING AT ME?!" I scoffed, "SERIOUSLY?! I take out this ONE goth Hellcat girl on a blind date, like her personality, and you guys just can't let it go!"

"I can blend in with humans easy enough," Loona continued, "Just let me tag along."

"Wait... Say that again," Blitzø ordered.

"I can blend in,"

"Do you have a human disguise?" Millie asked.

"Yeah, don't you?"

"Technically yes and no," Blitzø responded as he, Moxxie, and Millie pulled out earpieces from their pockets.

"Tiv made us these earpieces using, what he calls, sound illusion disks," Moxxie explained, "What they do is emit a low frequency sound that while it CAN'T be heard by normal ears, it's still at enough of a frequency to effect the hearing and perceptions of a target, making them see whatever the frequency wants them to see instead of what's really there."

"Gotta make do with what we can get considering most Imps can't really use magic," Millie added.

"Oh... Right... Forgot about that detail," Loona blushed in embarrassment before going back to normal, "Well at least your not running around without them. We could get in a lot more trouble that we already could get into if you went without human disguises."

"I've got one too," I said, "Minus the illusion disks."

"Okay, new plan," Blitzø stated, drawing up a new plan, "Loonie can help lure the humans to us, and we'll take care of the rest. Kay? How about that?"

"I like the logic Blitzø, but where are we gonna find a client who wants enough people dead for us to win the bet?" I asked.

"I got that covered-"

"If you're going for a flier- GET ME OUT OF THESE RESTRAINTS!!!!" I ordered, tendrils going wild and spooking Loona enough to hide behind Blitzø.

Sure enough, the flier worked. And now we were on earth doing our thing. Well, Blitzø, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona were. Me, though, I was on the beach.



Eeyup. I've still got the Operator eye while in disguise AND my Imp eye. Ugh my life stinks sometimes.

"God I'm so board..." I groaned.

???

"The fuck's that? Sounds like cheap ass early 2000s electronic music regurgitated out of an old woman's cunt," I went before noticing the stage.

(Vacay to Bonetown (not counting the Verosika tossing the Beelzejuice part): LINK)

"Ugh!" I cringed, "Oh that's nasty!"

My eyes suddenly widened like dinner plates and I was forced to hold my crotch.

"NO, NO! DON'T YOU DARE! DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!" I ordered, "I KNOW I'M A VIRGIN AND NEVER JERKED ONE OFF SINCE I WAS REBORN BUT I AM NOT LOSING IT TO THAT! No that is not a retcon, you know who's not actually gone that far with me yet. Wait, who am I talking to?"

Suddenly my legs started moving on their own.

"FUCK ME, NOW I GET IT! SHE'S USING SUCCUBUS MAGIC! YOU, FUCKING CHEATER!" I growled.

(Sex scene)



Oh fuck, I'm in the fray now! Whatever you do, don't see one of your fetish crushes, don't see one of your fetish crushes, don't see one of your fet-



...

She's inviting me over...

Fuck.

I CAN'T HOLD IT ANYMORE!!!!

I ripped off my skirt, so to speak, revealing I was going commando, socks, shoes, shirt, bra letting my DD Cup Size breast out and came over to her. At the same time, my phone started playing a little song...

(Sin was on her lips, As she twisted her hips)
I was rock hard at this point and she licked her lips as I approached.

(She blew a kiss across the room, Filled with depression and bliss)
When I stopped at her, my member's tip prodding her entrance, she brought a hand to my face, softly dragging two fingers down...

(She was the mistress of the city, sweet succubus)
Till her fingers were under my chin, dragging me, so to speak, closer to her face while my member slowly entered her.

(I was a hit or miss, the last target on her list)
I gasped allowing her to take her legs and push me further into her and pull me into a kiss.

(So bring it on, baby, baby, Is there a chance? Yes, no, or maybe? Do I drive you crazy, crazy? Why you nervous? Why so shaky? Is it 'cause I'm what you want? Is it 'cause I'm what you need? Is it 'cause I'm confident that ecstasy's a guarantee?)
I immediately felt weakness as my eyes tried to roll into the back of my head and my hips started to move on their own as I pulled my arms over her and continued to kiss her as I grabbed her ass and leaned into her with her putting her arms around my neck.

(You want a taste, It's a shame how your dreams will go to waste)
Next thing I knew, we were on the beach with me doing her doggy style with a slap to her ass.

(You dream of us, I love being the weakness of a succubus)
Next we were doing the Deep Impact position while I was kissing her foot in front of my face.

(Bondage, foreplay, whips and chains, The Devil taking the Lord's name in vain, All these thoughts pollute your brain, Beg me and stop playing games, I don't know what your were told, I don't know what you even heard, I'm not like the toys of these other boys, I'm separate from the herd)
We were then in the Rider position with my hands on her sides while two tendrils from my back touched hers and slowly brushing to her breasts and fondling them before switching to her nipples, pulling and rubbing them, driving her to cum from the ecstasy.

(Sin was on her lips, As she twisted her hips)
We then switched to the Lotus Postion and when it ended, a saliva trail connected our mouths together.

(She blew a kiss across the room, Filled with depression and bliss)
Next was cowgirl and again I fondled her breasts and she bounced up and down.

(She was the mistress of the city, sweet succubus)
Next the Pretzel, and I could tell, I was impressing her with how long I was lasting.

(I was a hit or miss, the last target on her list)
Corkscrew position, once more she came and I still didn't.

(I can't take it anymore, Well, I won't settle for less, I'm not too easy to ignore or easy to access, Be careful with me, But don't be afraid, Just know that everyone after me, Will be considered a downgrade)
Another position, this time the standard Missionary causing our nipples to rub against each other and moan for each other but still I refused to cum, but then she pulled me in close.

(Sin was on her lips, As she twisted her hips)
"Wh-What are you-"

(She blew a kiss across the room, Filled with depression and bliss)
"After all the fun we've had?" She moaned out.

(She was the mistress of the city, sweet succubus)
She then giggled and pulled me closer to where my ear was near her mouth and seductively whispered...

(I was a hit or miss, the last target on her list)
"You better give me every last drop of that baby batter~"

(You want a taste, It's a shame how your dreams will go to waste)
She then leg locked behind me and let her arms go of me. "I...I'm gonna`!"

(You dream of us, I love being the weakness of a succubus)
With a couple of more thrusts and one last push of me down on her by her legs, and pulled in kiss, I released the flood gates.

I could feel it. Rope after rope of hot never masturbated baby batter straight into her love tunnel. She knew I wasn't gonna stop so she just held me there and after a while, I gave in, letting my hands loosen and slide off into hers where were clasped them together, closing our eyes and kissing once more, this time holding it and even tongue wrestling, and drowning out the sounds of the others as I felt her continue to milk me and she felt my balls continue to  empty. Who knows how long we held that position, we didn't care, we were too caught up in the bliss of the moment. But eventually, it all ended and as we started pulling off of each other a black rubber-like patch formed around her pussy before any of my spunk could even get a chance to leave much to my surprise.

"W... Wait..." I said as I realized something in shock, "Y... You're not..."

She gave me a kiss before moving to give me a footjob to soften my member up and get the last bits of spunk out.

"I've always wanted to be a mother. I've just been waiting for the right one~" She then giggled as I ejaculated and covered the soles of her feet, in between her toes, and legs, "You'll be a good daddy, won't you~?"

"Oh... crumbs..." I squeaked.


(Sex Scene over)

The sudden sound of a monsterous fish caught our attention, forcing us to look and see the mutated sea creature in horror.

"Can we talk about this later?!" I panicked as I started putting on my clothes.

"Agreed!" She aggreed in fear, doing the same.

"Who are you?!"

"Milky!"

"Let's discuss this AFTER we try to stay alive!"

"I CAN GET BEHIND THAT!!!" she screamed as we ran away, having finished getting our stuff on, and just barely escaping one of its attacks.

"What happened?!" I asked, "The only way that could happen would've been if some sort of Hellmade liquid got into the-"

Me and Milky then looked at each other in realization before simultaneously groaning out, "UGHHH, VEROSIKAAAA!!!"

What we saw next was Millie completely owning that thing to our awe.

"Woof," I smirked, "I can see why Moxxie married her."

Me and Milky then looked at each other as we noticed our groups meeting up.

"So... I'm going to be a father now... huh?" I wondered.

"What? D-"

"No. Not that," I cut her off, knowing what she was going to say, "I honestly hoped one day I'd have a kid of my own. See..."

I then told her the truth about me, to say she was shocked would be an understatement.

"...But the reason why I always wanted to have a kid was because I wanted to succeed where m bir- ... Gordon failed." I stated, "After I was born, he never cared about me. How do I know so? He never did anything for me. Everything I've ever heard about him was awful. At one point, according to others, when I was kid, he only ever picked me up from school one time. And you know what happened? When I returned home, I had a horrified look on my face and marks on me. And I was FOUR! And you know what the infuriating part is? His attitude towards me and my first mother? He did it to multiple other women he's had kids with! Verosika can say whatever the fuck she wants about Blitzø, but whatever shitty things he's done is never gonna hold a candle to the fact Gordon used multiple women for a quick kiddie and then booked it when the heat got up! AT LEAST BLITZ ACTUALLY TREATS HIS OWN KID WITH REAL LOVE! ... Worst part is, I might never get to take my revenge on that prick. Dying to an entity from beyond the known realms fucks with all the rules you know. I might not even be in the same dimension I died in for all I know, hell, I might even be in the past and I wouldn't know meaning if I come in contact with my past self, we're gonna be in for some real shit. But regardless..."

I grasped Milky's hands and we looked each other in the eyes.

"I don't want to repeat the mistakes of Gordon. I WILL make everything right by our child. They won't have a deadbeat if I can help it," I started sobbing.

"Can you really promise that?"

"I don't make promises Milky, I make guarantees," I smiled, "Let's get back to our groups. We can discuss things further at my place."

"Y-Yeah... We better," Milky smiled back.

Of all the curveballs life has ever thrown my way, I never thought it would land me with a child. When I died and was reborn here, I abandoned that hope because all roads seemed to point towards me dying alone. Not even when I joined I.M.P did that hope return. All I got was the happy marriage of M & M and the father daughter duo of B n' L. It felt like life was taunting me. Knowing I'd never see that hope return. But now? For the first time in my life since coming here... all I can say is... Thank you God for blessing me with this newfound life. I know what my purpose is now... And I plan to fulfill it every step of the way.

Chapter Text

I woke up to the sound of my alarm clock ringing before quickly switching it up; now, instead of displaying the time said, "Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana". I instantly stood up and yawned as I sat at the edge of the bed. I into the shower and readied everything as I nodded along to the beat of the song only stopping when my shower was ready.

(Load up on guns, bring your friends, It's fun to build and to pretend, She's over-bored and self-assured, Oh no, I know a dirty word)
It didn't take long for me to shower in question before I hit the closet and put on my usual clothes and heading into the kitchen to prepare myself some quick fettuccine alfredo following the original Italian recipe.

(Hello, hello, hello, how low, Hello, hello, hello, how low, Hello, hello, hello, how low, Hello, hello, hello)
I looked up at the calendar as I ate. Looks like today's a day off for me. Nice. I pulled up my phone and looked through my contacts. Blitzø, Moxxie, Millie, Milky (labeled as GF), Stella, Octavia...

(With the lights out, it's less dangerous, Here we are now, entertain us, I'm so stupid, and contagious, Here we are now, entertain us, A mulatto, an albino, A mosquito, my libido)
Hmm. Maybe it's time I gave Octavia that talk. I pulled up the text log and sent Octavia a text telling her I wanted to talk to her about the truth regarding Stella and Stolas's marriage. I got a text back saying she'd be right over and I sent her the location of my apartment.

(Yeah! Hey, Yay)
Putting the phone down I finished my pasta and put the dish in the sink before looking around my apartment.

(I'm worse at what I do best, And for this gift, I feel blessed, Our little group has always been, And always will until the end)
"Well..." I sighed looking at the messy state my apartment was in, "I always was looking for an excuse to stop procrastinating on getting it done."

(Hello, hello, hello, how low, Hello, hello, hello, how low, Hello, hello, hello, how low, Hello, hello, hello)
I got started cleaning up the loose clothing from the floor, furniture, and other spots before putting them in the laundry room.

(With the lights out, it's less dangerous, Here we are now, entertain us, I'm so stupid, and contagious, Here we are now, entertain us, A mulatto, an albino, A mosquito, my libido)
I next started mopping up some dried blood stains on some of the walls and floors as well as cleaning the dried bloody mess that was in the bathroom sink and took my Gabapentin pills before vacuuming up the lose stuff.

(Yeah! Hey, Yay)
Seeing my apartment was now in tip top shape I decided to go ahead and make some Bolognese Spaghetti before Octavia arrived. By the time I was done, the laundry was done and I went to put it in my room till everything was over.

(And I forget, just why I taste, Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile, I found it hard, it's hard to find, Oh well, whatever, never mind)
"Whew..." I sghed as I overlooked my work, "I haven't done that in a while. Though, I should be thankful I was able to clean it up at all, I don't need a repeat of the Noodle Incident."

(Hello, hello, hello, how low, Hello, hello, hello, how low, Hello, hello, hello, how low, Hello, hello, hello)
I shuddered in horror remembering the Noodle Incident. So many dead bodies, so much fire. Such a mess.

(With the lights out, it's less dangerous, Here we are now, entertain us, I'm so stupid, and contagious, Here we are now, entertain us, A mulatto, an albino, A mosquito, my libido)
"That was NOT a fun day to explain what happened to the cops and my Co-Workers at I.M.P," I groaned, looking through my phone as I waited for Octavia, "At least everyone involved unanimously agreed to sweep it under the rug and pretend it never happened for the sakes of our remaining sanities that day. Wonder if Loona's ever fully recovered? The fact she's still afraid of my nightmare form I used on Vortex tells me no."

(A denial, a denial, A denial, a denial, A denial, a denial, A denial, a denial, A denial)
I heard a knocking at the door and put away my phone, "Vortex is seriously lucky. He could've ended up like the last guy who saw me like that had Blitzø not stepped in, aka the last victim of the Noodle Incident. Dumb Overlord bastard should've kept his mouth shut and he'd still be alive." I said to myself as I walked over to the door and looked through the peephole. Octavia. I opened the door and let her come in.

"Good to see you Octavia," I said as I closed the door upon her entering, "Take a seat at the couch, I'll be with ya in a minute."

I then prepared two plates of Bolognese Spaghetti and sat down in the recliner Adjacent looking the couch after I sat a plate of the pasta next to Octavia.

"Thank you but I just ate," Octavia commented.

"So," I said as I summoned a bottle of Mtn Dew Baja Blast and opened it, "Stolas and Stella have had a bit of a rocky relationship lately."

"That's one way to put it," Octavia scoffed, "All I ever hear them do is argue more and more lately and your boss just made it worse."

"Tavia, can I call you Tavia? Tavia, ask yourself this first and foremost... Were my parents REALLY always happy together?"

"They had to be, right? They both love me-"

"I don't doubt they do at all. Real parents, no matter what happens to them, always see their kids as the best things to have happened to them and would move Heven, Earth, and all the Rings of Hell for their kids. Mt stepfather, when I was human, put it best when he told me; Even if we're not related by blood, your still my kid at the end of the day and I'll treat you like it because I love you and I always will and it's my job to keep you safe and see you live the best life I can give you."

"Why are you telling me this? What are you getting at???" Octavia asked, sounding impatient.

"What I'm saying Octavia... is the Truth Lies,"

"Wh-What?"

"The truth is... Your whole life is a lie."

"What?!"

"You wanted peace. So, they hid their true selves, but the war raged on in the shadows."

"What are you-"

"Behind closed doors is where they hid their secret life from you, arguing and fighting."

"But... Everything seemed-"

"While they built your trust their marriage had been crumbling since the very first day. If you weren't so distracted, you'd've realized-" I then pulled up a cigar lighter and ignited the flame shrouding the area in pitch black darkness outside of the two of us much to Octavia's shock, horror, and surprise, "-nothing was what it seemed. But if it's truth you seek? Look in the dark." I closed the cigar lighter, and everything returned to normal.

"Are... Are you telling me they ALWAYS hated each other?!" Octavia asked, completely mortified.

"They're royals Octavia," I replied sternly teleporting the cigar lighter away and taking a sip of my Baja Blast, "Ask yourself this. Outside of inbreeding, what are royals commonly associated with in terms of marriage?"

Octavia thought about it for a moment before realization hit her like a truck.

"Arranged... marriages..." she softly spoke out of horror.

"You think they wanted to be together?" I asked, "They probably always wanted nothing to do with each other... Judging by how bad it is? This was decided when they were kids. They weren't allowed a say because, 'The Adults knew what was best for them'. Psh. What a crock of shit. More like knew what families were best to breed the next generation out of."

"They NEVER loved each other..."

"More than likely, you were meant to be the precautionary heir should something have happened to Stolas in some way shape or form,"

"Did... they never love me?!" Octavia begun to weep.

"NO!" I firmly replied, "Absolutely NEVER think that, EVER! Remember what I said?"

"Real parents, no matter what happens to them, always see their kids as the best things to have happened to them..."

"They may hate each other, but that doesn't mean they don't love you." I reaffirmed, "I know for a fact Stolas does."

"Wh-What do you mean?"

"Octavia... What I'm about to tell you is HIGHLY confidential. What we discuss from here on out does NOT leave this room, no matter what, and no matter who it is," I firmly stated, "Do you understand me?"

"Yes."

"Octavia... Stella is trying to kill your father,"

"WHAT?!"

"She's pissed about the affair with Blitzø and is now plotting to ruin him," I explained further, "I know because... I gave her the plan."

"YOU, WHAT?!" Octavia screeched in rage, looking ready to murder me.

"I gave her the plan so I could expose her,"

Octavia then went from angry to surprised.

"That's right. I'm playing both sides like Emperor fucking Palpatine and Stella doesn't know it,"

"Why are you telling me all this?!"

"In the event something happens to me that prevents me from fully committing to the plan, I want you to take over in my steed,"

"ME?!" Octavia squeaked in shock.

"You're the only one I can trust to pull it off." I assured, "You're the only one in a perfect position to where you can easily sway Stolas and/or Stella in any direction that's needed for the plan to come to fruition. Right now, Stella thinks she has me wrapped around her finger, but she's wrong. Here's what the plan is..."

I then told her everything in regard to the plan I told Stella for Stolas.

"Where do I fit in all this?" Octavia asked as my imagination projected her, Stolas, Stella, and Blitzø as players at a roulette game with me as the dealer and everyone placing their bets as I spun the wheel and dropped the ball in.

"What I'll tell Stella is that you'll be a perfect pawn for our plan. But in reality, you'll be my agent on the inside."

"Of course! Our shared numbers!"

"Right. Since I'm the only one who knows I've got your number..."

"...and I yours..."

"You can keep me in the loop with what goes on at the palace."

"Figures. You can't exactly be there all the time without drawing attention to yourself."

"I made THAT very clear when I showed up unannounced the day we went to Loo Loo Land."

"Is that all you want me to do?"

"No. If everything falls correctly in place and Stolas loses his crown and such, he's going to lose custody of you too. You know that right?"

"I know... What will I need to do?"

"You'll have to play it up for Stella. Lead her on RIGHT where we want her."

"Anything else?"

"Not so far, but I'll cross that bridge when I come to it. Listen... Tavia... You don't have to do this if you don't want to."

"My father's safety is on the line! He would risk everything to do the same for me if he were in my shoes, it only makes sense I should do the same for him! I'm in."

My imagination showed Octavia putting all her chips on black 17, and coincidently the ball landed on black 17, ending it and returning to reality and I was smiling as we begun to eat the spaghetti.

"Glad to have you on my side,"

I then got a text from Blitzø talking at length about their recent job and how Cherubs got involved. Concluding it with, 'COULD'VE USED YOUR HELP YOU KNOW!' as I translated from his text.

'You put me on book duty. Not my fault you can't handle some pathetic worms' I texted back.

"Hey, Tavia?"

"Hmm?"

"Wanna fire a gun?"

Chapter Text

I awoke to the sound of a bell and groaned as I stood up, falling from the top bunk onto the floor.

"Rise an' shine ursines, it's time to go ta the mines!" called out a voice from the other side of the door.

I looked back to see my brothers and sisters of various ages groan as they got up. I looked towards the mirror as I got up. There I was, the 12-year-old Imp, my Operator Eye still as obvious as ever as white skin surrounded it. I went over to my dresser drawer and slipped into my work overalls and boots before getting my straw hat and putting it on my head. Once I was done, I headed out to the dead of Wrath's night and was joined up by the others, looking at the house ahead of our bunking house.

"The extended Fam's already headin' that way, let's go!" mom called out as she just got doe splitting a boulder in half with one punch.

I then summoned my phone and wireless earbuds, switching to a song as I put the earbuds in and headed for the mines with mom, dad, and the others. The mine in question was called "Xenakis & Sons Mining Co." and the entrance went into the side of a large and tall mountain. At the entrance I left my hat on the hat holding lockers in exchange for a miner's hat and turned on the light as the door closed behind the last one to enter and followed to the center chasm. The other family members had already begun to do their parts. Some were on a platform in the center of the black void of the chasm overlooking the recently collected jewels to make sure they were authentic; some were taking things like Tungsten and Iron to the forgery where they were melted down into weapons or put in stockpiles to be hauled off and sold. Mom, Dad, and Uncle Zack started handing us out our assigned locations and once we got them immediately headed there.

(Brothers of the mine rejoice! Swing, swing, swing with me)
I made it to my assigned wall and watched through my Operator eye as the others made it to their own.

(Raise your pick and raise your voice! Sing, sing, sing with me)
I started popping my limbs as I stopped looking at them and looked at my own wall with determination.

(Down and down into the deep, Who knows what we'll find beneath?)
I then summoned a red marker and made my mark on the wall as readied my punching arm.

(Diamonds, rubies, gold and more, Hidden in the mountain store)
Doing a few practice punches, I took a deep breath in then out as I faced the wall...

(Born underground, suckled from a teat of stone)
And punched it right on the mark, causing the section of the wall to crack and fall into a hole big enough for Satan himself to get in.

(Raised in the dark, the safety of our mountain home)
I punched again with the other arm, same thing, then again in a pattern.

(Skin made of iron, steel in our bones)
I then started walking forward and started making a pathway through the wall with my punches.

(To dig and dig makes us free, Come on brothers sing with me!)
As I created the path, two of my cousins started making connector tracks behind me for the carts as fast as I was moving.

(I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole)
Another group of cousins then came in and started punching into the sides of the walls to mine...

(Diggy, diggy hole, diggy, diggy hole)
I kept going, they kept going...

(I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole)
Eventually I had to stop to allow some of my brothers and sisters to come into the hole and set up some lights.

(Diggy, diggy hole, digging a hole)
Once they were done I continued on but eventually stopped when I checked my assigned area plans for how deep I was supposed to go and headed out to the next one.

(The sunlight will not reach this low, Deep, deep in the mine)
I used my Operator eye to check outside and saw it was light out.

(Never seen the blue moon glow, Dwarves won't fly so high)
Realizing what that meant I teleported to the mess hall where I managed to surprise the others as I awaited them.

(Fill a glass and down some mead! Stuff your bellies at the feast!)
Regardless, once the booze was brought out everyone chowed down what had to be at least 4,000 calories per plate of various carb and meat foods.

(Stumble home and fall asleep, Dreaming in our mountain keep)
While I was over here trying to eat a bowl of spinach without letting drunkard cousins spill it in their stumbling.

(Born underground, grown inside a rocky womb)
Once it was over I went to my next assigned wall and did the same song and dance as I did the last one.

(The earth is our cradle; the mountain shall become our tomb)
Before I could go to the next one, I was called down to level 30 by an uncle who had emmased a few others once I arrived.

(Face us on the battlefield; you will meet your doom)
I saw the chalkboard of "CLEAN UP CREW KILLS - US: 9001 THEM: 0" and knew what was going on.

(We do not fear what lies beneath, We can never dig too deep)
I got in line and marched alongside the family as the uncle lead us into the cave.

(I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole)
The deeper into the cave we got the more alert I was.

(Diggy, diggy hole, diggy, diggy hole)
Eventually we reached the old stone path-bridge connected to an older part of the mines.

(I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole)
I then noticed glowing eyes in the abandoned caves but it looked like I wasn't the only one.

(Diggy, diggy hole, digging a hole)
Eventually we had to stop due to Uncle stopping causing us to look over each other to see what stopped him.

(I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole)
One of those snake demons. But they weren't alone.

(Diggy, diggy hole, diggy, diggy hole)
We readied ourselves as we charged towards them with intent to kill.

(I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole)
One jumped behind me and was literally knocked out of his skin from a single punch by me.

(Diggy, diggy hole, digging a hole)
But eventually we were all surrounded...

Hours passed and the rest of the Xenakis family started to worry for those who left for the hunt. Patrols were supposed to have returned hours ago. A few of the brothers and sisters were about to go down and hunt for them, when then they all heard what sounded like marching. Everyone then readied themselves in case it was any of the snake demons. But upon seeing the sight of the previous patrol they lowered their guard before coming to help as they returned with gems, ores, and snake demon skins.

I was pushing up the ten carts of snake demon skins, 20 carts of gems, and 30 carts of ores myself with one arm and no effort as I looked at my phone till I fell on my face thanks to my brothers and sisters taking the cart and pushing it up faster much to my annoyance.

(Born underground, suckled from a teat of stone)
By the end of the shift, signaled by the clock reaching 13:10, everyone started gathering up the stockpiles of ores and gems in bags.

(Raised in the dark, the safety of our mountain home)
Once gathered, we started loading them into minecarts and pushed them outside before unloading them outside.

(Skin made of iron, steel in our bones)
As they did that, I headed outside with mom, dad and my 16-year-old big sister to await our client.

(To dig and dig makes us free, Come on brothers sing with me!)
And as usual, they arrived in style. I recognize that fancy ass limo anywhere. Wonder which Ars Goetia it is today.

(I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole)
To my surprise Paimon was on a projected mirror held up by an imp servant.

(Diggy, diggy hole, diggy, diggy hole)
As he chatted with the big three, I loaded up all the gems and ore bags into the van that accompanied his limo.

(I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole)
Once he was done talking to the three heads, I was done putting everything into the van before joining up with the others.

(Diggy, diggy hole, digging a hole)
Watching as he left with the gems and ores in tow, I sighed as I teleported my mining hat back to the holding locker and returned my straw hat.

(I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole)
As I put my hat on I saw everyone else leaving the mines before seeing mom and dad count up this month's payment for the gems and ores.

(Diggy, diggy hole, diggy, diggy hole)
I saw sis leave back to the mine and teleported ahead of her inside the mine.

(I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole)
I looked on at the empty mine before me before sitting down awaiting sister.

(Diggy, diggy hole, digging a hole)
I heard the door open and never looked behind me as I just closed my eyes and listened to the rest of the song. Once it was done, I opened my eyes, took out my earbuds, turned off my phone, and watched as sis sat beside me to my right.

"Talk to me Xenovia, what's wrong," I asked.

She scoffed before saying, "You know what's wrong Xander."

"You know as well as I do Paimon and the Ars Goetia pay us extremely well for our stockpiles. We need that money Via."

"What about all the others who could use it?! I think we're wasting our time sucking up to the royals! We're stronger than them in ev-"

"I am stronger than them in every way." I swiftly and sternly corrected, "You forget I'm the only one in this family with powers of any kind. I could destroy their entire bloodline if I wanted to. But I don't because their money's what's been keeping us afloat."

"They only got interested in us because we offered the cheapest price that didn't cut into them," Xenovia growled, "I want out Xan. I. WANT. OUT."

"What is it with you and royals sis," I groaned.

"You know what my problem is!" Xenovia scoffed, "Every royal we've had contact with has always treated us like we're nothing! We were made in Satan's image for fucks sake! We disserve more respect than we're being given now!"

"It's thinking like that that's gonna get you killed one of these days sis," I pointed out as I summoned a Mtn Dew.

"Bullshit, I'm impossible to kill," Xenovia snarked.

"Uh huh, sure," I deadpanned, "One of these days- OHHF!!!" I groaned, covering my eyes with my loose hand after Xenovia eye poked me, "One of these days you're gonna poke my eyes out!"

"Someone already beat me to it on one of them," she joked.

"Ha ha, fuck you too."

PRESENT DAY...

Rough and Tumbleweed Ranch. I watched as everyone got acquainted while I looked through my phone.

"And this is our current most recent employee Tivon," Blitzø stated, introducing me.

"Don't talk to me," I groaned.

"How are you even standing the heat with all that darkness on you?" Loona asked.

"You learn to ignore it VERY quickly," I replied, "Also it pays to go commando."

"DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!" Loona groaned as she walked away from me.

"Whatever," I groaned.

I then begun to face time Milky who was at a human world event.

"Hey Milky Way, how you and the bun in the oven doing?" I flirted causing her to giggle.

"We're doing great actually, how's it in Wrath?"

"Sweltering,"

"Well, you just come home in one piece. This tour show's almost done and I wanna be ready for our date when we get back."

"How's a trip to Ozzie's sound?" I asked

"I'm surprised you managed to get a spot there,"

"I have my ways," I smirked, my Operator eye flashing for a moment.

"Oop! Looks like my que's almost up! Talk to ya later!"

"See ya," I smiled as face time turned off.

"AY! STRIKER! XENOVIA!"

!!!!

"What..." I shuttered in horror.

Sure enough, jumping over the fences on flaming horses, were two I recognized all too well Striker and.... Xenovia...



Oh god... those white marks were giving me bad memories... We stared at each other, me in surprise, and her in contempt for what felt like hours until...

"Hello brother," Xenovia growled as she got off her horse.

"Um, actually, I'm technically not-"

"Ain't this quite the reunion," Striker grinned as he walked up to me, both he and Xenovia surrounding me.

"Ah, Striker, uh, that hit's not my head still, right?" I nervously asked.

"Luckily for you, it ain't," Striker smirked in a way that said, 'I know something you don't' to me.

"X-Xenovia... I... I thought you-"

"What? Shocked to see me still alive?" Xenovia scoffed.

"I'll be right back, gotta take care of something," Striker said upon us noticing Moxxie's screams of help and rushing off.

"Xenovia, I was told everyone-"

"Yeah, everyone DID. But I didn't you mother fucker!" Xenovia growled, grabbing me by my shirt and pinning me to the fence.

"Xenovia, please! Listen to me!" I begged.

"I'm done listening to you!!"

"Hey! Xenovia!" Striker called out, catching her attention.

"I'll deal with YOU later," she threatened, spitting on my face before tossing me to the ground before heading for Striker.

I watched as she entered the house with the others while I just sat their.

"Sis... I'm sorry..." I begun to weep.

As the pain games took place, I watched as Moxxie not only kept embarrassing himself- HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT SHARK KEEP GETTING-, Striker and Blitzø kept getting closer, and Xenovia took whatever opportunity she could to send death glares my way. Eventually they came to an end and when they did, I headed upstairs to speak with Moxxie, only to hear a loud crash which made me draw out a blessed tipped FNP-45 Tactical and rushed into the open room, aiming my weapon right at Striker with a click of the hammer.

"FREEZE!!" I shouted forcing Striker off of Moxxie, "Hands in the air and face me!"

"You know, I almost had you that one time in Gluttony," Striker smirked, doing as I said, "Had it not been for that damn train, you would've caught a 30-06 right to your dome."

"What is your association with my sister?! What do you want with her?!" I growled.

"Me and the lass? Just REALLY close friends," Striker evilly grinned.

"BULLSHIT!" I denied, "WHY WOULD MY SISTER EVER ASSOCIATE WITH SOMEONE LIKE YOU?!"

"Ask her yourself,"

My instincts told me to move and so I did, rolling out of the way of an attack that made me point my gun at Xenovia who was armed with a Blessed Tipped knife.

"Via... Tell me it's not true... PLEASE!" I begged.

"You're damned right me and Striker are close friends," she sadistically smirked.

"Via, why?!" I sobbed, "He tried to kill-"

"And I'm the one who GAVE him that hit to begin with!" She growled in rage.

"Wh... What?" I stuttered in horror.

"You know why, YOU SELFISH PIECE OF SHIT!!!" she shouted in absolute anger, "You always were jealous of me! I always knew how to think bigger! See outside the box! All you ever saw was a status quo that would've killed us! It was my work that got me a seat at the negotiating table alongside Mom and Dad! You never even got so much as a taste of it! I worked so hard to try and get them to see working with the Goetias was a sunk cost fallacy, and everything was working, I just about managed to get them to see the light, AND THEN YOU FUCKING RUINED IT ALL BY KILLING EVERYONE!!!"

"Sis I-"

"150... and there's still 50 more they never found out of the rubble of that mine!" she growled, tears streaming down her face.

"IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!" I sobbed, "HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT ONE AREA WAS LOAD BEARING!? YOU PEOPLE NEVER TOLD ME SHIT AND JUST WANTED ME TO DO MY JOB SO I DID!"

"I know you did that shit on purpose!" Xenovia rebuttled, "It all happened right after we made the unanimous decision to not put you on the decider board with me, mom, dad, and Cousin Xion!"

"I NEVER CARED ABOUT THAT SHIT YOU FUCKING MORON!"

"DON'T CALL ME A MORON, YOU FUCKING MURDERER!!!" she screeched, tackling me so fast I couldn't react and sending us flying out the window towards the ground.

-
Rough and Tumbleweed Ranch Farmhand

XENOVIA XENAKIS
-

As we got up upon landing on the ground, I blocked an incoming kick from Xenovia but still got scooted across the ground by my feet before being tackled by her and trying to block her incoming punches to my face.

"YOU RUINED MY LIFE!!!" she screeched in absolute rage, "THE CAVE IN CRUSHED MY OVARIES! I CAN'T HAVE CHILDREN EVER AGAIN BECAUSE OF YOU!!!!"

I then managed to grab her arms and toss her to the side allowing me to get onto my feet.

"VIA, PLEASE, I'M SORRY, I NEVER MEANT FOR IT TO HAPPEN!!" I begged, grabbing one her kicks and dodging another before sending her flying back, "STOP IT! I DON'T WANNA HURT YOU!"

"I WANNA HURT YOU! MORE THAN THAT-" she then pulled out a blessed tipped bowie knife, "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!"

I dodged every swing and swipe headed my way before grabbing her arms as I dodged another.

"VIA! STOP! YOU'RE THE ONLY FAMILY MEMBER I GOT LEFT! I DON'T WANNA HURT YOU ANYMORE!" I begged.

"I HAVE NO ONE!!!"

"YOU HAVE ME!"

"I'D RATHER DIE THAN BE WITH YOU XANDER!"

"The name's TIVON!" I growled punching her off, "PLEASE! I'VE GOT A KID NOW! I WANT THEM TO AT LEAST SEE YOU NOW THAT I KNOW YOU'RE ALIVE!"

"YOU PUT THAT BASTARD ANYWHERE NEAR ME AND I'LL KILL THEM!!!!"

"What, did you, SAY!?!?!?" I spat and growled.

I immediately turned into my nightmare form and quickly overpowered Xenovia with a pir of tendrils from my back, ripping the weapon out of her hand and breaking her arm in the process much to her horror.

"YOU THREATEN MY KID EVER AGAIN, AND I WILL NOT HESITATE TO KILL YOU WHERE YOU STAND!!!!" I growled, another pair of tendrils forming out of my back.

She then drew a blessed tipped pistol and shot me in the stomach, knocking me out of my nightmare form and making me cough up blood as I grabbed my stomach in pain. She then tried to shoot me again only for tendrils to erupt from my back and grab the pistol and her arm, raising the weapon into the air as it fired and eventually dropping as I broke the arm holding it. Eventually the pain became too much, and I fell to my side, clutching my stomach to try and put pressure on the wound. That didn't stop Xenovia from going over to me and proceeding to try and stomp the shit out of me.

"DIE DAMN YOU, DIE!!!!" Xenovia growled as she stomped.

I had no choice, I had to take pressure off the wound as I grabbed her foot with my arms, causing a pool of blood to form under me, and pushed her off me, twisting her leg in the process much to her agony. I quickly reapplied pressure but felt weaker due to the blood that slipped out.

MEANWHILE

(Moxxie & Blitzø vs Striker: https://youtu.be/UHEQlSzMjcc?t=6)

At that moment, Striker arrived and put Xenovia on his horse with Xenovia's own in tow with him as he rode off.

"Get... back here..." I growled through the pain.

My vision and hearing was fading as the last thing I heard was Millie shrieking my name in terror.

When I awoke, I found myself in bed, naked, and with a bandage around my stomach.

"Wh... Where am I?" I asked.

"Well, someone sure took their sweet time,"

I looked to my side to see Sallie May.

"Sallie? What are you doing here?" I asked.

"They had to leave you here on the farm till ya got better, you've been out of it for nearly three days now. Ya'll are lucky. That blessed tipped pistol was packin' 454 Casull. That should've killed ya,"

Oh, if only she knew...

"Ya mind explainin' what happened for ya ta get shot anyway?"

I gave her the short story of what happened between me and Xenovia and-

"Oooo I can NOT wait ta rub it in daddy's face! I told him that bitch was bad news and I was right! HA! ... Okay, but seriously. Girl, you need ta do yourself a favor. You need ta ferget about whatever connection ya'lls had ta her before. The fact she admited that she was willing ta kill yer own kid? She's far too gone ta be saved anymore,"

"I know... and it's all my-"

"Hey now! Don't be blaming yourself for this!" Sallie cut me off, "You were just doing your job! You had no way of knowing what was about ta happen! It could've happened ta anyone! If it had been anyone else who survived, she would've just blamed them and tried to kill them like she did ta you!"

"Good luck trying to tell her that... I had the motive in her eyes-"

"Her eyes are blind ta the truth. And if she wants ta be that way then fine. Let her. You know what they say... A person really shows their true character when on death's door, and I say she more than showed hers. She probably didn't even earn her spot, she probably in reality just lied and cheated her way there and claimed it was 'hard work'. What a crock of shit,"

"Sal... Can I just be left alone right now?" I asked.

"Fine, but I'll be back eventually to keep watch over ya ta make sure yer wound doesn't re-open," Sallie may sighed before exiting the room, closing the door behind her.

I looked at my hand as I lied down on the bed before letting it fall to my side. I teleported my phone to me and started using my tendrils to look through and saw texts from Milky worrying about me. I weakly smiled and sent back the text; "Doing fine. Be back home whenever I can." I then sat my phone down and turned to my side, sobbing my eyes out as Xenovia's words during our fight rung through my head.

Chapter Text

"So..." Blitzø asked, as everyone saw me enter the office, "How was it recovering in Wrath?"

"Uhhh....." I awkwardly went, thinking back to when I was recovering.

"Fucking hell it hurts to walk," I growled through my teeth as walked through the hall to the bathroom, stopping every now and then to catch my breath.

I quickly went in without thinking and quickly realized someone was inside the bathroom upon hearing the shower stop and we locked eye contact. It was Sallie May. And she was naked.

"Uh... Oops..." I squeaked, my face going white with embarrassment... and then my eyes wandered down- oh... my... "O... oh... th... that's a big one..."

"Uh... I'm Lesbian for the record." Sallie May replied, not breaking eye contact with me.

"I'm genderfluid." I replied, not breaking my eyes off the... really big one she had on her... "You.... you want me to help ya by sucking it?"

"Aren't ya taken?"

"Milky Way's a succubus sooo..."

"Do good and maybe we can talk about going further than that~" Sallie May teased.

"Uhhh... Good." I responded, shifting my eyes to the side as flashes of every time me and Sally May went at it came through my mind.

"If it was good what's with the shifty eyes?" Loona asked.

"No reason," I squeaked.

"Sure, that barcode tattoo on your neck with the words 'Sally May's Bitch' is totally saying no reason," Loona pointed out.

"Uh oh..." I went in fear.

"WHAT?!" Millie screeched.

Millie tackled me down and saw for herself and went into a flying rage.

"You are a cunt and douche!" I growled to Loona.

"Complimenting me isn't gonna save you," Loona smirked as Millie started attacking me and forcing me to dodge.

"I CAN EXPLAIN!" I panicked.

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" Millie growled as she tried and failed to tackle me again.

"Hold it you two!" Blitzø ordered, getting between us, "Save it for the job! We've got work to do in the human realm!"

"Ugh. I just hope it's quick," I groaned.

"Portals open guys!" I called out.

"WOULD YOU BE QUIET?!" Moxxie rage whispered, "Your disguise isn't working at the moment!"

"Still don't know how," Blitzø groaned in annoyance.

"Tellin' ya, it had to be the Angelic Blessing Infused bullet from the Blessed Tipped weapon used on me. It's the only explanation," I groaned as they went through the portal one by one.

The sudden sound of a weapon firing made me kick Millie through it just in time for me to get caught in a net.

"DON'T COME FOR ME, I'LL BE FINE!" I shouted.

"TIVON!!!" Blitzø called out in fear, reaching for me only for me closing the portal to cut him off.

I looked to see two agent looking humans surround me. "OH, YOU ARE GONNA REGRET THIS YOU MOTHER-" I got hit by a tranquilizer dart. "OW! THAT'S CHEATING! Ough... there I go..." and passed out.

"FUCK ME, FUCK ME, FUCK ME, FUCK ME, FUCK ME!!!!" Blitzø screeched in anger punching the wall where the portal was.

"What's going on?!"

Everyone looked to see that Octavia had arrived.

"What's happened?! Where's Tivon?!" She asked.

"What are you doing here?!" Loona asked.

"I just learned Tivon was back and needed to talk to them, where are they?!"

"Stupid bitch sacrificed herself to get us back home!" Blitzø replied.

"WHAT?!?!" Octavia screeched in horror, assuming the worst.

"He MEANS, she got captured in the human realm!" Loona groaned, correcting him.

"Well we can't just stand here! We have to go back for her!" Octavia shouted.

"I wouldn't if I were you." Blitzø warned, sounding spine chillingly serious, a tone nobody in the room had heard from him before, "She can take care of herself. It's the humans I'm worried about."

"S-Sir? Are you okay?" Moxxie asked in worry.

"Ugh... oh man... my mouth tastes like teeth..." I groaned waking up, "First time in a while I've not woken up with Sallie's bitch turner in my mouth and tasting her- delicious~ -sack pudding across my mouth. ... WAIT, WHERE AM I?!"

"Finally awake huh, little fella?" The dark agent went, point a light, "We were starting to wonder-"

"GET THAT LIGHT OUTTA DRACULA'S EYE!" I shouted, imitating Dracula's voice from Billy and Mandy as best I could, and causing them to do as I ordered.

"Tell us demon scum!" the pasty agent went, showing himself, "Who do you work for? Satan?!"

"How did you get to OUR world from the afterlife?!"

"Why are yous killing humans?!"

"When did you show up here?!"

"BE QUIET! SHUT UP!!!" I shouted, spooking the duo as I imitated Mel Blanc's Yelling voice as best as I could before returning to normal. "That's better. I just woke up for the first time without master's dick in my mouth and its walls plastered with fresh ball batter and I, DO NOT, appreciate being bombarded with questions! DO I LOOK LIKE A PHONE TO YOU?! Secondly, I'm not doing this sober. AT ALL. Fetch me a Dry Martini. One. In a deep champaign goblet with three measures of Schnaps, one Vodka, half a measure of Malibu Rum, two Mtn Dew Code Red, two Mtn Dew Baja Blast, shake it VERY well until it's ice cold. Then add a large slice of lime peel. Got it?"

"I... uh.. We ain't gettin' yous that James Bond!" The Pasty Agent groaned.

"Oh, you'll be wishing you had James Bond soon enough," I laughed.

"If we have to, we will resort to using torture methods to get answers out of you hell beast!" The Dark Agent stated.

"Don't threaten me with a good time~" I moaned before getting serious, "Besides, do you really think that's a good idea? I'm the only 'hell spawn' in your custody and I'm not gonna talk no matter what. You've got nothing to make me talk."

"Oh, are you sure about that?" The Dark Agent grinned as they walked out of the room.

"Ugh... what now?" I groaned.

The room then suddenly started to fill with some kind of gas.

"Oh, I get it. You're sore loser cheaters," I joked, "You filled the room with some kind of airborne version of a truth serum." I then got REALLY serious, "Okay, assholes. FUN'S OVER!"

Tendrils erupted from my back freeing me from my bindings and I transformed into my Nightmare Form. My neck cracked constantly as I turned to look at the agents through the window.

"Time to dieeee~!"

"The humans? Really?" Loona groaned.

"YOU HAVEN'T SEEN WHAT I'VE SEEN YOUNG LADY!!!" Blitzø firmly stated scaring Loona and the others.

"Sir? Is there something you've never told us about Tivon?" Moxxie asked in fear.

"I've met her before," Blitzø seriously replied, "It was before IMP formed and before I got thrown in jail. Me and her got captured by this cartel gang down in Gluttony producing H-8. At one point we were able to free ourselves but I got trapped in a cubbord near the floor. I peeked out and every Cartel member was in there. Then I heard them mention Tivon came into the room. I couldn't tell what was going on. All I heard was screaming, gunshots, cries for help, and then it all went silent. I then gathered up my courage to leave the safety of my hiding spot and... in the room prior, there had to be at least over 100,000 in there. All different kinds of Hellborn races. Imps, Hellhounds, Infester Demons, Baphomet, some like Striker, all those kinds probably there. ... The entire room was covered in blood, guts, and visceral. ... Not a single one was still alive. ... Even as I ran, it covered the compound... every inch and corner. Eventually I made it out... just in time to see the thing erupt in a blaze as she left the building and teleported away without even so much as a scratch on them OR their clothing."

Rain poured outside the building. Lighting flashed and an agent hind in a cupboard close to the floor in the kitchen.

"Fourty-Two?" an agent in the Cafeteria called out, "Fourty-Two, where did you go?!"

THUD!

"AHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

Their screams got distorted as the sounds of broken bones, ripping flesh, and smushed organs could be heard with a brief sound of gunfire for a bit from an assault rifle. Agent 42 silently sobbed as the sounds continued on before eventually falling silent.  Agent 42 waited a bit longer, eventually taking a peek out and pushing back the cupboard doors to see the cafeteria and Kitchen painted with blood, organs, and visceral all over. Agent 42 then started making his way out the area and into the hallways where they heard the sounds again from far off, causing them to run away in the opposite direction, looking behind them every now and then to make sure they weren't being followed and eventually found themself at the wide-open front doors. They sprinted towards it... and got impaled by a black tendril from the darkness. The tendril jolted out and they fell to the ground dead with the sound of running being the only thing they heard. An agent entered the building to see the body of Agent 42, they looked upon it in horror... unaware of the eyes with red circles and red x's through them with a bright, evil, malicious, and joyous grin behind them.

Another agent ran into a room and was completely cornered, causing them to breakdown into laughter a little bit before hearing running behind them and taking cover behind a mirror stand, holding on to the posts/stand and making sure no limbs were visible as the running became walking upon getting close to their room and eventually replaced with the sound of the door being busted down and seeing said door flying into the wall causing them to silently panic but try to remain still as the intruder started walking around before stopping in front of the mirror. The agent could hear their unholy... no... eldritchian snarls and breaths followed by the sound of bones cracking. The entity snarled loudly and ran away giving the agent relief as they came out of hiding and immediately heard a radio glitching out. They tried to fix it or make it shut off, but was unaware of the other being in the room with them at that moment right behind them.

Agents 1 & 2 were badly injured but still alive, running into the barracks on the second floor and barricading the door behind them in one room, seeing another agent with them.

"I'm out of bullets! I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING BULLETS!" The other agent panicked.

The door started being banged on causing Agents 1 & 2 to scramble for the nearby window.

"WAIT!" The other agent panicked "DON'T LEAVE ME!"

Just as 1 & 2 got the window opened, they heard a crunch and saw tendrils erupt from the floor that grabbed the other agent and pulled him down through a hole with force causing the duo to run onto the roof. They reached the end and jumped down onto the cars, taking the damage and rolling off, noticing all the vehicles were damaged and running into the nearby forest. 1 suddenly found himself teleported to the ally where they caught the creature and ran for it again, finding himself then teleported to a street in the middle of the night before suddenly finding himself in the forest and falling off a cliff due to not looking where he was going. Falling and then winding up teleported underwater causing him to panic before finding himself in the forest again. He quickly got up and placed his back against a tree, hyperventilating as fear overtook his body... until pure terror took that over when the creature tackled into him, grabbing him by the head and slamming his head into the tree multiple times as he screamed in horror.

Agent 2 awoke, realizing Agent 1 was gone before hearing the screams and seeing the creature do what it was doing to Agent 1. The creature then slammed Agent 1 into the ground, digging its fingers deep into his eyes causing Agent 2 to piss herself in absolute horror as she was unable to form any words at the sight she was seeing. Eventually, Agent 1 stopped screaming when his head, neck, and upper half of his upper body was crushed into blood, guts, brains, and visceral. Agent 2 tried not to puke as the creature stood up along with her and she started backing away. But then she took off running when the creature looked towards her with bone breaking sounds. She never looked away as she ran... but then it disappeared, and Agent 2 looked forwar-

"HAAYAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"

...

I looked at the on-fire building and threw away the head of an agent, landing it on a pike as I walked away holding a ghost sea-green chain.

"WOOO! I've not let loose like THAT in a while!" I chirped in joy before burping out a human finger bone, "'S'cuse me~ Well, that was fun. I even got a trophy out of all of it!"

I looked back at the nude, and soulless (judging by her lifeless eyes) Agent 2 standing beside me. I brutalized the hell out of her and revived her as my servant. A bit much? Sure. But you can't say it won't send a message to anyone else these government idiots send to try to look into Hell's activities.

"Well, it's time to return home. I've... got a lot of explaining to do though. Hopefully they won't mind." I said before laughing, "Like I even care."

I opened the portal back and walked through with Agent 2.

"Alright, what did I miss?" I asked, catching the attention of everyone in the office as the portal closed behind me.

"What's with the human?" Blitzø asked as the others shook in fear.

"Have I got a story to tell you~"

Chapter Text

"WOO that was a FUCK ton of lumberjacks!" Blitzø went as the group returned from their latest job.

"I'm still so jazzed UP!" Millie excitedly followed up, breaking the axe she had on her.

"Well, you better STAY jazzed, hacha!" Moxxie swooned throwing the chainsaw he had in his hands away, "Because guess where I'm taking you tonight~"

"Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie, 'sides; drinks are on me tonight! Let's hit up the new dive down the street!" Blitzø suggested as I closed the portal and turned the tree into dust.

"Actually sir, it's our one-year marriage anniversary," Moxxie explained, "So I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the lust ring!"

"Duuude, what?!" I went in surprise as Millie started loving Moxxie all over for managing to get a booking, "You've got a spot there too?!"

"You're taking someone to Ozzies? It ain't my sister, is it?" Millie growled, giving me the stink eye.

"Nah. It's me and Milky Way," I happily replied, "This is the BIG date! We've been on dates already, but this is the BIG one!"

"Wait, are you-"

I nodded to Millie with a smug smirk.

"Awww~" Millie cooed in glee.

"I've already run it by her and Sally, and they're all cool with it!"

"What about that human slave of yours?" Blitzø pointed out.

"Servant. Not slave. She's practically a brain-dead zombie. She doesn't have anything to input," I replied, "I thought I explained this to you when I returned that day."

"Gonna be honest I was still internally freaking the fuck out over the fact we just found out you could do that. Are you SURE you're not a fucking overlord and just don't know it?"

"For the last time Blitzø, I'm NOT an overlord! It's just my Freaky Dekay Eldritch powers!" I groaned in annoyance.

"That doesn't make it any better."

"Yeah, I know..." I groaned in agreement, "Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta get my fit changed."

I teleported back home and clapped my hands. The agent, whom I've affectionately named Beatrice, brought in an outfit similar to my Nightmare Form's outfit but with a dark navy blue color scheme to it. Once I was dressed I teleported to the location Milky picture sent me and saw her waiting for me in a light black dress. Taking her in my hands I teleported us directly to the front entrance of Ozzie's much to the surprise of the ones outside and the bouncer.

"I'm back bitches!" I proudly proclaimed.

"Please don't let this be a repeat of last time..." The bouncer squeaked in fear as we walked in.

"Last time?" Milky asked as we were shown to our seat by a fearing for their life small imp.

"I don't like talking about it. It wasn't a good night. Both me and my Ex agreed to never speak about it ever again as has even Ozzie and Fizzaroli here,"

"Annd that's my sign to not push further," Milky said to herself as we sat down, "Who's this Ex anyway?"

"A Hellhound named Vikki, she was a real bitch, but god damn it did she know how to turn me on," I replied, "Ain't that just my usual luck? Here's something good being thrown your way! SIKE! Here's 60,000 plus catches attached to it! Good fucking luck and fuck you!"

"Can I get you two off?" The waitress interjected.

"Eh?!" Me and Milky went in shock, looking at her.

"I mean, start you two off with some drinks?"

Me and Milky both gave her the, "Bruh..." look before straightening up.

"Just some water for me, please," Milky said, "I've gotta watch out for the baby in me."

"Get me a Cherry Lime Blast," I followed up, "I've got a feeling I'm gonna need it."

"Do you... sense something?" Milky asked as the waitress left.

"My co-workers Millie and Moxxie are here too but I can't see 'em anywhere." I stated as I tried looking around for them only to stop when I couldn't, "And my boss likes to spy on them, but considering men can't get in here alone for... you know, obvious reasons... that bird fucker Blitzø's more than likely here with Stolas. He would sink to that kind of low just to get involved in their love life. I honestly don't even know what his obsession is with them anyways. Sometimes I wonder if the guy's part Incubus and doesn't even know it. ... That actually would explain A LOT of things about him now that I think about it."

"Ladies and gentlemen~!"

"Oop, here we go," I went as the lighting changed among other things, "Here comes discount Beetlejuice."

"Who?" Milky asked.

"Don't ask," I replied.

"I see some sexy faces around here tonight! Welcome, welcome, to Ozzie's!" Fizzaroli announced, making himself known, "Lust ring's number one place for all kinds of sick twisted fantasies put on display for all you sleeze and sleezettes~"

'Is that even a word?' I thought.

"The gem joint of Asmodeus himself! Come on, give him some love!"

"You suddenly feel your heart racing?" I whispered in worry to Milky, "And I mean in the fearful way?"

"Yeah? Why?"

"I think we're BOTH about to be caught up in quite the jam,"

"I am the one and only Fizzaroli~ Some of you might recognize this dashing clown face from my numerous toybotic replicas across the rings of hell!"

'Your toybots need a hardware reboot...' I groaned in my mind remembering Loo Loo Land.

"Gloriously designed by the big man himself and, uh, ribbed for your pleasure tonight~ We have a great lineup for you tonight: Verosika Mayday-"

"WHAT?!" Milky panicked under her breath as Fizzaroli continued.

"Ohhhh this is bad," I panicked as well under my breath.

"If Veroskia knows I'm here with you she's gonna flip out!"

"What? Why?"

"She doesn't know I've dating you! She just knows I've had a date with someone here but nothing else!"

"You never told her?!" I went in frustration.

"I didn't know how she would react!"

"Well, it's gonna be anger soon once she figures out, she's in the same place as four of the five people she lost that bet to! Didn't you know she was going to be here today?!"

"She doesn't tell us jack shit unless it's for a group gig, and it was just her for tonight, so we got left out of the loop!"

"If that bitch tries anything I'm gonna eviscerate her verbally so bad there won't be a bag thick enough to cover up her shame!" I angrily whispered.

"Give it up for Moxxie!" Fizzaroli proclaimed snapping us out of our stupor.

"SHIT!" We whisper cried out in horror.

"Can't I ever make a damn plan that doesn't go wrong SOMEWAY?!" I growled to myself.

What happened next was exactly as I feared. Moxxie was singing a LOVE song. And just like that, it brought out Asmodeus. Things just officially went from bad to worse.

"Why is there always one dummy that makes that mistake around here?!" I growled in annoyance.

What happened next can honestly be considered Ozzie's and Fizz's attempt to try and humiliate Moxxie. Until eventually Blitzø stepped in. I wanted to step in. I wanted nothing more than to step in, but I was trying to be patient. I had to time it just right. And then Verosika got involved and when she was done, I came in.

"He HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!" My voice echoed across the speakers in the building cutting off the music and I disappeared from the table.

"AHHH!!!!" Fizz squeaked in horror wrapping himself around a similarly frightened Ozzie, "OZZIE!!! IT'S THE DEVIL! SHE'S BACK!!!"

"Oh Verosika~" I taunted over the speakers as the stage started getting covered in fog and Verosika started freaking out while Blitzø and Moxxie started retreating to their respective partners, "You haven't learned anything since that verbal humiliation I gave you have you?"

The speakers started flaring with music as my footsteps became more apparent on the stage.

"A selfish imp in the sheets?" I taunted further, "A reckless heartbreaking freak? How un-self-aware of you to say."

I emerged from the fog with a smug look to the horror of Fizz and Ozzie.

"You know nothing-"

"Oh, I know PLENTY about you Ms. Music Star," I growled as I cut off Verosika with a hint of venom in my voice, "So selfish that you don't even bother to keep your own bandmates in the loop about your activities if it doesn't concern them. Like how you didn't even bother to tell them about your gig here."

"How do you know that?!" Verosika panicked.

"I told her!" Milky proclaimed, revealing herself as she started walking towards us much to Verosika's horror.

"WHAT?! Have you two been dating this whole time?!" Verosika seethed in rage.

"Yeah, we have ever since the bet with I.M.P ended," Milky retorted, "And guess what? I'm pregnant with her kid as well!"

This caused people to start photographing the scene as well as recording and texting it, as I could hear from the noise, and caused Verosika to REALLY start getting angry.

"What's the matter?" I taunted, "Angry that a bandmate's getting more attention than you? I would say that's pathetic, but we both know you reached pathetic when you had to go to rehab."

"You've always gotta make it about you, don't ya Verosika?" Milky scowled, "You have a bad break up with an Imp and you decide to dedicate your entire life towards hating them. How selfish can you get? Oh! I know! You have an entire album dedicated to how 'Oh! I'm so over it but in reality, I'm not!" Milky taunted making Verosika further angry.

Me: (going over to Verosika) ♫Wish I may~ Wish I might~ Have this I wish tonight!♫ (gets up in Verosika's face) ♫Are you satisfied?♫

Milky: (circling Verosika as I retreat into the surrounding fog) ♫Dig for gold! Dig for fame! You dig to make your name!♫ (goes into the fog) ♫Are you pacified?♫

Me & Milky: (shadows of money, luxury cars, and paparazzi in the fog surround Verosika as the area turns dark except for the floor, fog, and spotlight on a frightened Verosika) ♫All the wants you waaaste!♫ (the shadows turn into shadows of Verosika in the spotlight while her bandmates looked on in envy, the parking space from spring break, and even her singing on the Ozzie's stage) ♫All the things you taaake!♫ (the fog dissipates to reveal Verosika standing on a pile of rubble to her horror) ♫And it all crashes down! And you break your crown!♫ (Verosika started looking around in rage trying to locate me and Milky to no success) ♫And you point your FINGER but there's no one around!♫ (a throne came up from the pile forcing Verosika to sit in it much to her surprise) ♫Just want one thing! Just to play the king!♫ (Me and Milky appear from the top sides of the throne looking down on Verosika) ♫But the castle crumbled, and you're left with just a name!♫ (Everything Disappears and Verosika falls into a pit screaming in horror)

Milky: ♫Where's your crown King Nothing?!♫

Me: (as Verosika continues to fall) ♫Where's your crown?♫

(Verosika lands and finds herself on piles of magazines, in various ways, smearing her name much to her horror.)

Milky: (as Verosika digs through the magazines looking for one not smearing her) ♫Hard and cold! Bought 'n sold! Our heart is hard as gold!♫ (sees Milky's face from her digging) ♫Yeah are you satisfied?♫

Me: (as Verosika backs up in surprise into a broken gold record) ♫Wish I might~ Wish I may~ You wish your life away!♫ (The gold record melts in Verosika's hands upon her picking it up to her horror) ♫Are you pacified?♫

Me & Milky: (as Verosika stands up to find herself on a pile of destroyed gold records) ♫All the wants you waaaste!♫ (Verosika then sees a pile of burnt money and runs over to it to try and find an unburnt bill) ♫All the things you taaake!♫ (the money and gold records then turn to ash causing her to cry some) ♫And it all crashes down! And you break your crown!♫ (Verosika looks up to try and find me and Milky only to see no one there) ♫And you point your FINGER but there's no one around!♫ (Verosika stands up only to hear a track and see that, below her, was a picture of her famous, the frame shattered by her foot upon standing up much to her anguish) ♫Just want one thing! Just to play the king!♫ (Verosika looks up to see me and Milky in a photo of us together with an unseen baby in Milky's arms) ♫But the castle crumbled, and you're left with just a name!♫ (Verosika is about to punch the frame only to fall backwards due to the ground under her disappearing)

Me: ♫Where's your crown King Nothing?!♫

Milky: (as Verosika continues to fall) ♫Oh, where's your crown?♫

Me: (as Verosika falls) Tell me Verosika. How does it feel to be in the hot seat? Does it sting?

Milky: (as Verosika falls) Funny. I thought you always wanted the spotlight to be on you. But now that it is, it's not the one you want?

Me: (as Verosika falls) *scoffs* Here's a heaping helping of reality for you ya washed up bitch. You chose to live this lifestyle and now you're facing the consequences of living such a lifestyle.

Milky: (as Verosika falls) That's just the thing about you, though, isn't it? You're so willing to jump on others for their flaws and failures but when it comes time to own up to your own you'd rather pretend you never did anything wrong and drag others down with you without so much as giving a DAMN about their feelings or inputs!

Me: (as Verosika falls) Behind all the facades and spectacle you're nothing more than an egotistical teenager desperately crying out for attention and consequences be damned. It would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic. Grow up.

(Verosika then lands on her back and rolls around in a panicked breath to see under her the gold records changing from being owned by her to being owned by Milky and other members of the band along with the magazines defaming her turning into fame stories of Milky and her other bandmates)

Milky: ♫I wish I may, I wish I might. Have this wish I wish tonight.♫

Me: (as Verosika looks around for something about her) ♫I want that star, I want it now. I want it all and I don't care how.♫

Milky: ♫Careful what you wish, careful what you say.♫

Me: ♫Careful what you wish, you may regret it!♫

Milky: (as Verosika finds one about her and is mortified about how it's one about her being put into rehab for the second time, this time for being caught with H-8) ♫Careful what you wish, you might just get it!♫

Me & Milky: (as Verosika finds herself in a padded rom with a straight jacket on to her horror and screams) ♫And it all crashes down! And you break your crown!♫ (Verosika tried to get up only to fail miserably) ♫And you point your FINGER but there's no one around!♫ (Verosika manages to get up only to find herself strapped to a wheelchair and being rolled by an unknown doctor) ♫Just want one thing! Just to play the king!♫ (Me and Milky in scrubs appear in Verosika's view as she's rolled into a room with an electro shock therapy machine) ♫But the castle's crumbled, and you're left with just a name!♫ (Verosika screams in fear as I bring the devices to her temples...) ♫Where's your crown King Nothing?!♫ (and shock her brain causing her to stop)

(A white light enveloped everything, and the scene returns back to Ozzie's with the music stopping, and Verosika looking traumatized.)

"The Devil's claimed another one..." Fizz squeaked in fear as he and Ozzie shook holding each other.

Me and Milky were now at my apartment looking down. We had been silent ever since we got back from leaving Ozzie's in a huff after the encounter with Verosika.

"Milky... I... I'm sorry things didn't go as you hoped it would've..." I somberly replied.

"Don't be. None of us could've predicted what happened." Milky reassured, "I just never expected to do... THAT with you and Verosika."

"Because unlike most people, I ain't afraid to call out hypocrisy when no one else will," I replied, "Those things she was saying about my boss? Yeah. REAL deep from the heart shit from someone who literally does the exact same thing whether she likes to admit it or not. Let alone the fact she chose the career path that causes those instincts most of the time. I know Blitz has fucked up in his past, I'm one of the few people he's been open to about it for... well... obvious reasons, but where I saw fuckups I saw through him for what he truely was. He's been so traumatized by everyone who's ever gotten close to him getting hurt either by his own hand or indirectly by it that he does whatever the hell he has to make sure nobody gets close to him... for their own safety. He didn't reject and hurt Verosika because he was selfish, he did it because he was trying to keep them safe from himself."

"What made you go to that conclusion?"

"Because during my hell with the Operator, I practically had to do the same damn thing.  That asshole doesn't just target people, it also goes after anyone else involved with its target. Why did I choose now of all times to start letting people get close to me then? Because I'm getting closer to finally ending this nightmare."

"Y-You are?"

"I can't tell you how for security and safety's sake but just know this. If all goes according to plan, I won't need to perform any more trips beyond the complex omniverse anymore."

"Com... wha?" Milky went looking confused out of her mind.

"It's hard to explain without breaking your mind so I won't get into it," I stated, "But that's all I can really say at the moment. But for the record? Yes. That is confirmation I'm a dimension hopper."

"D-Dimension Hopper?" Milky said in shock.

"Due to my Eldritchian abilities, I'm able to go places beyond Heaven, Hell, and Earth. I've visited other dimensions, realities, pentaverses, all started when I was a 13-year-old Imp. Time became irrelevant to me. It didn't matter how long I was in a dimension for; I would stay the same when I returned here but retain my knowledge from my time in other dimensions."

"How is this even possible..."

"I imagine it has to do with me being reborn as an imp as opposed to becoming a Sinner or Overlord. If I were any of the later, I wouldn't have enough time to develop my newfound Eldritch abilities and as a result only be able to do a bare minimum with them. But since I was reborn as an Imp, that means I had to go through the entire age process again. This, however, mixed with my adult brain and Eldritch powers meant I was training since birth to control my powers, develop them better, enhance them, and go beyond them. By the time I was 10 I was already mastering teleportation abilities and by the time I was 14 I was hopping around dimensions in practically the blink of an eye. But.. my adventures throughout the complex omniverse is a story for another time. In the meantime, I guess this is as good of a time as any to do what I was going to do back at Ozzie's."

"Do, what?"

"Milky... Ever since we've been together due to these... abnormal... circumstances. I've done everything in my power to not only make you happy but also stay true to my word of not being a deadbeat to my own kid. And now... I want to make it official."

I reached behind me and pulled out a box, opening it in front of Milky revealing it to be an engagement ring causing her to squeal in delight. I didn't even get a chance to speak before he wrapped her arms around my neck, pulling me into a hug that I returned in kind.

This is the happiest day of my life! It should be all uphill from now on now right? All that's left is to take care of the plan with Stella and be done with everything! I mean... it's not like something from my Imp past is gonna come back to haunt me right? ... Right?

Chapter Text

Later that night I had dropped off Milky Way at her house and returned home when I received a phone call.

"Moshi moshi," I responded.

"Meet me at location I'm sending in a text. I've got it."

"Yes Stella," I responded and hung up.

I checked my text messages and there were the coordinates. I opened up a portal to them and saw Stella disposing a phone in a vat of acid.

"Good thing you used a non-tracable," I responded.

"Whatever. Look. Here's the files," Stella responded handing me the file in question, "You don't know the pain in the ass it was just to get ahold of the damned thing according to my brother."

I started looking through it and...

"Gotcha~" I evily went.

"What did you find?"

"Stolas and Paimon... well... a butler holding a two-way mirror for Paimon to look through... had visited the Buckso Circus back when Stolas was a kid. According to the record, Paimon had noticed Stolas growing fond a certain imp while they were there and offered Cash, in exchange for having the imp kid for a bit, a crushed $5 bill and a slim fit condom. Guess who the imp was? You only need one."

Stella's eyes widened in realization.

"You have GOT to be kidding me! Those two fuckers ARE childhood friends?!? ... That explains that infamous day a lot more than it should..."

"Well, we got the answer we were looking for." I stated, making a copy of the file and its contents before handing over the original to Stella.

"Yes, but NOW what do we do?" Stella groaned, "What's the next step of the plan?!"

"Well, I've talked to Octavia and I've managed to lower her feelings towards Stolas," I lied before continuing, "With all this out of the way, the next step is to try getting Stolas assassinated again but THIS TIME we make sure Stolas can't escape. Hear me out!" I then showed Stella a calendar marking Loona needing a shot, "Loona will need a shot around this time. I don't know what for, but I know it's extremely important to Blitz she gets it. If we set up an attack on that day we'll keep the two separated long enough for not only Striker to do some damage to him but also damage Blitz and Stol's relationship with each other. Blitz will be hurt by knowing he let someone close to him get hurt and Solas will be hurt realizing his reliance on Blitz can't always be two way... I think? Regardless, they'll be hurt, and what happens next? Stolas will look for a way to end the deal between him and Blitz and then the cracks in the castle will become even bigger, so to speak. From there, it's all Stolas and Blitz's own doings that'll ruin everything. You'll have to play dumb though and time it just right. If Stolas dies verything he owns will go to Octavia. You will get nothing. He needs to live but that brother of yours needs to come up with that to make it seem natural. Timing will be EVERYTHING on that day so DON'T screw it up."

I then teleported my copy of the file away.

"But at the same time, know this," I continued, "once this is all done? We're done. I'm only doing this because I do what I have to in order to get people to see reality." I truthfully said, "I don't care who I have to hurt, I don't care how far I have to go, I'll do what needs to be done in order to achieve my goals and to get people to wake up to reality and show their true selves. Those who can't or fail to accept reality and take off the masks, are often the ones who get swallowed up by reality and become another early number on the casualties' lists."

"You can be quite cold, you know," Stella smirked evilly.

"I didn't used to be this way you know," I snapped, "I never asked to become the way I am now. But when you get reborn in LITERAL Hell and have to constantly struggle to survive as one of the weakest species in the hierarchy, you're gonna develop some mindsets you never thought you would have. I do what I do because no matter what, I never have any kind of REAL choice. I didn't have a choice in becoming a father, I didn't have a choice in being reborn with eldritch god powers, I didn't have a choice killing all the mobsters I have over the course of my life, what choices you DO get around here are practically meaningless! The only time I can remember EVER having a choice that felt like it meant something was the day I chose to let Sallie May be my other girlfriend. But outside of that? Jack shit. That's just the thing here isn't it? We've all gotta make choices around here, but at times they can only seem real but often other times there's no choice at all."

"Quite a bit on your chest it seems," Stella went, her face returning to normal.

"I have never just been pushed to my limits this much in either of my lives, not even the Operator was able to push me," I confessed, "But what the fuck else was I expecting in Hell? Look, we know what's next for the plan now let's just go back to our homes and get on with our lives."

"Agreed,"

I then teleported Stella back to Stolas's mansion and walked out of the alley onto the street, running a hand over my face in annoyance.

"Man... I need to go for a walk or something..."

But then suddenly I heard something falling and looked up- AUUUGH!

"WHAT AM I COVERED IN?!" I groaned shaking off the pink liquid that splashed on me.

"Oops! Sorry!" The Incubus called out from the window above me pulled the now empty potion bottle inside their apartment.

"Fucking asshole!" I growled before scratching myself all over, "Why am I so itchy?! And what is that smell?!"

!!! Wait a minute... I know that smell!!!

"SHIT! GENDER-BENDER POTION!" I panicked.

My body then exploded with a pink cloud causing me to cough and get to safety. Once I was done coughing my lungs out I looked over myself. My tits were bigger, my reflection in a nearby window showcased a Female Imp horn pattern, and then I felt underneath... pussy.

"OH, COME THE FUCK ON!!! I THOUGHT THESE THINGS GOT BANNED AFTER SO MANY PEOPLE GOT RAPED AND IMPREGNATED UNDER THE EFFECTS MAKING THEM PERMANANT!" I screeched in rage, noticing my more feminine voice now and not paying attention to my surroundings, "WHAT'S NEXT?!"

BONK!!!

I was knocked onto my face from sudden blunt force trauma, a bat from the sound of it.

"We got 'em! We got 'em!" I heard as my vision blurred, and I started to lose consciousness.

"Why do I open my mouth?" I groaned out before falling unconscious.

The next time I awoke I found myself strapped to a chair and unable to move.

"The fuck?!" I groaned out, "Shit! Must've drugged me!"

"She's awake boss," I heard someone say.

"Who said that?!" I called out, "I swear to god I will end you when these drugs wear off!"

"Not gonna happen,"

"Huh? Moxxie?" I called out.

"You'll wish it was my son." The lights turned on revealing me to be in an office of some kind while an imp had their back to me, "Leave us. This is between me and her."

I heard footsteps and the sound of a door closing before being filled with the sound of a glass being poured with liquid.

"Tivon Arnold. It's been a long time,"

"Yeah, who are you?" I went in confusion, "I get you're a don but you're gonna have to be VERY specific. I've attacked and killed a LOT of mobsters and gangsters so I don't really remember faces or names that well among those groups."

"Of course you wouldn't. But you'll remember me."

Before I knew it, they swiftly turned and splashed their drink on my face.

"MY EYES!!!" I shrieked in pain before being slapped down to the floor and seeing my attacker, "Y-You-"

"I'M THE ONE, WHO SURVIVED!!!" Crimson proclaimed with venom in his words.

"The raid on the checkpoint..." I panicked, "I was just a kid then-"

"A kid who MURDED my father!!!" Crimson snarled picking me up before tossing me into his desk, leaving a crack in it.

"IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!" I defended in fear, "I couldn't control my powers as well then, but I can now- AHHH!!!" I squeaked in horror as a thrown blessed dagger nearly missed hitting me.

"Too bad you can't, those suppressors really do work wonders," Crimson evily smirked, "Now you're just as helpless as any other broad."

"L-Look, you're Moxxie's father right? I'm sure we can talk this- GAUGH!!!" I was cut off as Crimson had his hands around my throat, pulled me up and slammed me onto his office table.

"The time for TALK is over! And now I'm gonna get my revenge!!!" Crimson growled.

"Don't, do this!" I choked out, "Please! I'll do anything!"

Crimson then got a sinister look on his face and let me go causing me to gasp.

"You shouldn't have said that," He sinisterly went, "I was gonna kill you, but when I saw what you had become? My mind spun with ideas. And now that you've said that? I'll act on it!"

"Wh-what are you-" My train of thought was cut off when Crimson ripped off my shirt revealing my naked breasts, "NO! NO! PLEASE!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!" I begged as he ripped off by dress and then my footwear.

"And who's gonna stop me?" Crimson taunted, pulling out a syringe with a liquid, "You were out for quite a while, so I prepared for this."

Crimson then pricked my neck with the syringe and injected the unknown drug into me.

"Wh... what did you- AHN!" I moaned out as suddenly my body started quivering and I started to feel hot all over, "Wh-What did you give me?!"

"The quickest acting and strongest aphrodisiac in Lust," Crimson smirked as he started removing his pants.

"SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!" I hollered out before being overtaken by the drug again.

"No one's coming for you ya dame," Crimson taunted as he grabbed my legs and held the high and away from each other, "And no one's coming to save you!!!"

I felt Crimson's member breach my pussy's entrance causing me to yell out in pain. It was so big and thick... Wait! NO!

"It hurts! Stop it~!" I hollered out as he kept going slowly and intentionally gently, "It's splitting me- You're gonna split me in half!"

I felt some kind of liquid emerging out of my pussy as Crimson eventually stopped... blood... it had to be...

"Aw, did the dame become a real woman?" Crimson taunted.

"You bastard!" I growled through my tears, "How dare you do this to m- AUGH!" My frustration soon turned to pleasure as Crimson started fucking me. My mouth and mind were betraying me. I couldn't think straight. I couldn't half speak. Crimson eventually stopped using my legs as leverage and just let them dangle over his shoulders as he leaned in on me, using the table and his arms as leverage.

"M-My body feels so weird..." I stuttered out through my moans.

"Naturally it would be, no dame's ever been able to resist me," Crimson taunted.

"F-Fuck you! Why would anyone want to do it with someone like you?!" I went in defiance causing Crimson to growl in rage.

"Oh, you think so?! Well, how about this!" Crimson snarled before going even faster and rougher.

"D-Don't! Don't be so rough!" I squealed in both horror and pleasure, "I-If you do it that fast, I-I'll-"

"That's a good expression on ya," Crimson taunted regaining his edge over me, "Now, just be a good broad and cum while I but a baby in ya!"

"Wh-WHAT?!" I screeched in horror.

"I'm trying again where Moxxie was a failure, and this time there WILL be no question who's in charge!!!" Crimson snarled.

"NOOO!!! H-HELLLP!!!" I hollered out as Crimson seemed to go faster, "PULL IT OUT! I DON'T WANT A BABY! I DON'T WANNA BE A MOTHER!! PULL IT OUT!!! PLEASE!!!" My body betrayed me as I came from the constant pleasure, "NOOO!!!" My cries of anguish were soon overtaken by my cries of pleasure again as the drug hit me hard, "S... So good... It feels so good..." I moaned out, but the moaning ceased why Crimson stopped, pushing his dick in as far as he could. I could feel my uterus being breaching and a wave of pain taken over by a wave of warmth... I felt it pulsating as my pussy betrayed me by doing everything it could to milk him and could do nothing about it except sob.

"No... I... I'm being impregnated..." I sobbed.

He eventually stopped but stayed there for a good solid minute before pulling out, taking a couple of tissues and wiping his dick off before pulling his pants back up. "Bring her to my quarters," he ordered with a finger snap as another mobster entered the room and carried me out with Crimson following behind them. It was the next morning and I awoke seeing everything around me. I got out of bed and rushed for the bathroom noticing an unused pregnancy test... and just broke down sobbing...

"No... This wasn't supposed to happen..." I cried.

"You're having that kid,"

I gasped looking to see Crimson with a smirk.

"We'll be watching you, your little friends at IMP, AND your girlfriend. You wouldn't want nothing bad to happen to them and your other little one would ya?"

"What do you want from me?!" I sobbed.

"Now that the brat's inside you, you're gonna marry me today."

"WHAT?!"

"This is my revenge. You took my father's life, and now, I'm gonna take yours." Crimson stated, picking me up and slamming me against the wall, "From now on, your last name will be Knolastname, got it?!"

"Y... Yes..."

Crimson then slapped me across the face.

"From now on, you will reply to me only with 'Yes Sir', got it?!"

"Y... Yes sir..." I sobbed.

"If I say you're going to be my wife, you say?!"

"Yes sir..."

"When I say you're having that kid, you say?!"

"Yes sir... But... what will the others-"

"Oh, I'm sorry, you care about them? Too bad! If it comes to it, you will LET your relationships with them be ruined! GOT IT?!"

"Yes sir..."

"Once a week, you and I are gonna have a few 'sessions' to break that spirit of yours till you're nothing but dependant on me. GOT IT?!"

"Yes sir..."

Crimson then threw me to the floor and begun to walk away.

"The wedding's in four hours. I want to see you look pretty for the guests."

I was left there to sob... How could this have happened to me? Why?! What did I do to disserve this?! WHY ME?!

"This shit... was not in my plans..."

Chapter Text

It had only been a few minutes since the wedding had finished... I still feel disgusted having to say, 'I do' to that fucker Crimson. The wedding band on my ring... Crimson said it was to never come off, I could cover it up but never take it off... As if to get one last fuck you in on me... I listened to the ever-pouring rain, which only started as soon as the wedding was over and we got inside the mansion, and looked towards the window, seeing my reflection in the mirror and seeing me in my wedding dress. Crimson told me to wait in here because he had things to finish up before, 'consummating the marriage'. Not like I could say no or even try to kill him now. Not with the threat that he would hurt someone close to me if I tried anything like that or tried to tell someone about what was going on. He was mafia and if there's one thing Mafia are good at doing; it's keeping their word when they threaten someone. I heard the door open and saw Crimson enter the room. Immediately I laid back down on the bed with my arms to the sides of my head to show my 'vulnerability' to him.

"Glad to see you're starting to see what position you're in now," Crimson evilly taunted as his nude form came up on the bed and pushed aside my dress to reveal my pussy, "Commando just as I told you. Perhaps you'll break quicker than I thought."

Grabbing the wrists of my arms as leverage he didn't even hesitate before shoving it in causing me to squeal out in pleasure.

'Where did I go so wrong?!' I thought as Crimson started going fast on me, 'Why did it have to be HIM that survived?! I thought everyone died that day!'

As Crismon continued to fuck me, I thought back to that day...

MANY YEARS AGO (5-Year-Old Imp TIVON)


"Ugh, for real dude?!" I groaned, looking out of the passenger side window towards the security checkpoint and all the traffic behind and ahead of us before fully coming back into the 18-Wheeler Truck, "I told you to take the shortcut Xandy but NOOOO now we gotta waste another ten hours or so because YOU thought going down the Security Checkpoint would be safer! DID YOU FORGET WE'RE IN GREED WOMAN?! NOBODY'S EVER SAFE COMING HERE!!!"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP XANDER, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!" Cousin Xandy yelled in frustration.

"Yeah, sure you do," I scoffed, "That's why mom and dad trust me with money issues and not you, right?"

"WILL YOU LET THAT GO ALREADY!"

"I'll let it go when you let that stick out of your ass go!"

"FORGET IT! The line's moving up, you happy now?!"

"Very," I groaned as we started to move, "I just wanna get this job done and be out of here alive! Why did we get assigned this delivery job anyways?! This is Xion and Xyler's work! You leave those two to make decisions without Auntie and Uncle ONE TIME!"

The sudden slam on the breaks nearly knocked the wind out of me and the seatbelt caught me.

"WHAT NOW?!" I growled.

I then looked ahead to see cars and vans blocking the checkpoint with the guards soon being killed by mobsters.

"You gonna listen to me from now on or what?!" I smugly taunted.

"Just shut up and get moving!" Xandy growled, handing me a 32 ACP Walther PPK Suppressed that I immediately took while pulling out a Webley Mk VI, "We need to get on with the delivery!"

I then got the extra ammo from the glove compartment and exited the truck heading for the blockade, closing the truck door with my tail as I left. I checked the ammo in the current mag and if there was ammo in the chamber and deciding to switch the mag out for a fresher one. Hearing the sound of footsteps, I hid behind a car and waited for them to show. Reading my finger on the trigger I waited and waited till one got close enough and BAM! Popped out from behind cover and popped a cap in not just one but two of them-

BANG!!!

I looked behind me in fear... Mobsters had surrounded the truck! They came behind us too! It was a trap! I ran towards it as fast as I could hearing gunfire five more times before hearing a sixth and seventh...

"XANDY!!!" I screeched in horror, getting the attention of the mobsters near the truck and blasting them with the remaining seven bullets.

I rushed to check on Xandy only to find what I feared to be true. Two in her dome, she was dead. I heard more coming and peeked behind the truck. Don Knolastname... and the one in their early 20s that looks like him, that must be his son. Just my freaking luck! Why me, WHY ME, WHY ME?!!?

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Crimson and his father noticed the dead goons up ahead and ordered another group to head up to the front. When one got up to it, a black tendril emerged from under the truck and pierced through their body spooking everyone else. Then out came the assailant, a 5-year-old imp with black tendrils coming out of their back moving all around, their body twitching uncontrollably with completely blacked out eyes and their body, previously looking normal, now looked to have their skin sinked into their skeleton and their internal organs missing while their teeth looked sharper than they normally should along with longer. The tendril then retracted from the mobster letting them fall to the ground dead and the imp looked at the mobsters and causing white dots to emerge from the darkness of their eyes.

"WHERE'D THEY COME FROM?!" A Mobster panicked.

"DON'T JUST STAND THERE! KILL HIM!" Don Knolastname ordered.

The mobsters snapped out of their stupors and tried to shoot the imp only for their bullets and pellets to be absorbed by them... and then shot back causing them to scatter while getting others. The imp started slowly walking towards the mobsters, taking the key from the truck with a tendril and putting it in a pocket. Many then tried to rush them with melee weapons only to be eviscerated by their tendrils.

"Slender Man, Slender Man, all the children try to run~ Slender Man, Slender Man, to him it's part of the fun~" The imp happily and creepily sung as they walked, "Slender Man, Slender Man, dressed in darkest suit and tie~ Slender Man, Slender Man, YOU MOST CERTAINL WILL DIE~"

The imp then begun growing in size, their state staying but their limbs grew along with their hair covering up their face as it grew too before it all stopped when she was over 10ft tall and wearing a sinister grin on their face. The mobsters then tried to run only for the Imp's tendrils to start dragging them closer to them.

"Slender Man, Slender Man, his branching arms are for collecting! Slender Man, Slender Man, his face is empty of expressing!" The imp continued to sing in their creepy voice while killing any mobsters she could, "Slender Man, Slender Man, he won't let you say goodbye! Slender Man, Slender Man, you most certainly will die!"

"Crimson, get to the car and hide!" Don Knolastname ordered.

"But-"

"I DON'T WANNA HERE ANY ARGUMENTS, BOY!" Don Knolastname shouted causing Crimson to fall back to the car.

"You most certainly will die! You most certainly will die! You most certainly will die! You most certainly will die!" The imp continued to sing as a fog obscured everything causing Don Knolastname to panic, "Slender Man, Slender Man, sometimes hums a lowly drone... Slender Man, Slender Man, he will wander around your home~"

Don Knolastname heard death all around him and pulled out a Remington TAC-14 ready to shoot, albeit with a shaky aim from his fear. "Slender Man, Slender Man, blends in well within the trees... Slender Man, Slender Man, in the fog he's hard to see..." Don Knolastname then heard footsteps behind him and with shaking legs started to turn around... "Slender Man, Slender Man, dressed in darkest suit and tie... Slender Man, Slender Man..." to see the thing behind her with red X'd out circle eyes looking down on him... "YOU MOST CERTAINLY WILL DIEEEEE~!"

Crimson heard the screams of his father followed by the sounds of shotgun fire... silence... and sounds of eating... the fog cleared up and Crimson got a look at the monster that ATE his father, leaving behind only his hat... The creature turned to look at Crimson and the twos eye's met. Crimson, for one of the few times in his life, was afraid for his life, shaking uncontrollably and dropping his weapon before seeing it disappear along with the truck past the checkpoint area with the imp turning to normal, shaking their head, and getting into the truck, driving off with it and the stuff inside it. Crimson just looked at his surroundings... blood... guts... visceral... EVERYWHERE... Only he had survived... he slowly went over to his father's hat and picked it up... sobbing before gipping it tight and screaming towards the sky in anger.

"I'LL FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE ONE OF THESE DAYS!!!" Crimson proclaimed, "YOU HEAR ME?! YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME!!! I'LL GET MY REVENGE!!!"

Present Day (30-Year-Old Tivon)

And what a revenge he got, as I was now in the shower following our "consummation of the marriage". I placed my hand around where my ovaries would be... a heartbeat... my child's- The Bastard's child's heartbeat... My maternal instincts are feeling nothing but joy... while my soul cries out in agony... Once I was done, I went to "my wardrobe" and picked out my fit for work.



I feel disgusted looking at myself... Barely anything changed and yet... I know it's not the same... He even forced my glasses framed to be changed... Upon leaving I was stopped by a smirking Crimson.

"Want a ride to work dear?" He snidely smirked.

"No thanks honey, I can teleport there just fine." I replied.

I immediately gasped and covered my mouth in horror while Crimson snickered in victory.

"Our sessions, mixed with your new maternal instincts, aren't gonna last long if you start thinking like that," Crimson joked as he walked past me.

I quickly teleported back home to find my wardrobe had been changed to the one I was wearing now. I wanted to sob, and so I did... This was my life now... and I hated every second of it.

Chapter Text

I remember when I came into work with my new look... It was hard as shit to explain to them without spilling that Crimson had something to do with it, I just hope they bought it... Right now, I had just got to work after returning from one of Crimson's "sessions", of which we had quite a few since then marking the session as the sixth week of my pregnancy. I found out last week. I can still hear that bastard's laugh of triumph in my ears thinking about that day... But as my pregnancy grew, as did my maternal instincts. I want nothing more than to kill everyone in that organization... but my maternal side's restraining me... It keeps whispering in my ear about "how am I gonna take care of the baby if I do that?" even making me more susceptible to Crimson's "affection". I've started calling him "dear" and "honey" thanks to these damn instincts more and more. I want to get out of this hellhole! SOMEONE HELP ME, PLEEASSE!!!! ... But for now, I was hiding for my life in Blitzø's office because he decided TODAY of all times was a good day to give Loona the talk about her attitude... And then...

"Tavia?" I went in confusion, "What are you doing here?" I asked as she closed the door behind her.

"I snuck in to do the next phase of the plan," she explained.

"Oh! Right!" I perked up handing her the book, "Hang on to your asshole Tavia! We're headed to Los Angeles!"

Using my Eldritchian magic I opened up a portal there and we both stepped through into an alleyway... and then she immediately started puking.

"Yeah, first time Eldritch Portal travel sickness," I explained closing the portal behind us, not hearing someone get into the room and see us leave, "You get used to it after a while."

Just then the wedding band started going crazy and then it dimmed out...

"MOTHER FUCKER, THAT'S HOW HE WOULD KNOW!!" I growled.

"H-How who would know?" Octavia asked in her woozy state after recovering from her vomit fit.

Knowing I was out of that bastard's range, I let Octavia in on everything with Crimson and... well to say she exploded in anger would be an understatement.

"IS THIS SOME KIND OF SICK JOKE?!?" she growled, punching a nearby wall and leaving a dent.

"I wish it was!" I growled, "I mean, what are the fucking odds right?!"

"I promise you, I will find a way to get you out of your predicament!" Octavia stated, grabbing my hands, "I won't let my friend be some fucker's slave!"

"F-Friend?" I went in surprise, "You see me as a... friend?"

"Y... yeah," Octavia replied with a smile, "You're looking out for not just me, but my father too. When can you ever say you saw an imp looking out for an Ars Goetia and expecting nothing in return for it?"

"I just hate seeing people, regardless of status, money, or power being used by anyone," I replied, "Sure... I may cross some lines and do things other people won't in order to achieve my goals, but my goals have always been one thing and one thing only. Make the lives of people better. As long as you make one person happy, you can be guaranteed you'll make others happy."

"So... What do you want to do to waste the time till we need to meet up with the others once they realize we're gone?" Octavia asked, letting my hands go.

"Follow me," I replied as I began to walk off causing Octavia to do so as well, putting the book in her backpack.

I spotted a 2010 Chevrolet Camaro SS and got in front of it causing the driver to stop while I rushed to the driver door and opened it, pulling them out and into the road. Getting into the driver's side while Octavia got in the passenger side my magic immediately started changing the thing much to the original driver's horror. While inside the pedals came up to my leg's height and I sat on a booster to increase my view height, on the outside...



"I've always wanted this car since I saw it in Equestria Girls 1," I fanboyed as I closed the door and we buckled in, "Hold on to your trousers Tavia, we're going to Bean Station!"

I turned on the radio and used my magic to play the track, "GTA London 1969 Theme" on it, then hitting the gas as I cranked up the volume.

"Got a weapon on ya just in case?" I asked Octavia as I adjusted the rear-view mirror.

She then pulled out an FNP-45 Tactical and ejected the magazine revealing it was fully loaded while I did the same pulling out a Nighthawk Custom Korth NXA 8-shot 357 Magnum with a sea-green and black pattern to it. Octavia put the magazine back in and we clacked our weapons together like a toast before holstering them. Noticing a flat field, I opened a portal ahead of us to another road and upon going through closed it behind us.  We passed by a sign saying, "Welcome to the city of Bean Station, A Historical Crossroad".

"Yeah, historical alright," I groaned as we passed by a strip section containing Clayton Homes, Dollar Tree, Family Dollar, Pizza Plus, Subway, Walgreens, Citizens Bank, & O'Reily Auto Parts, "Nothing historical here has happened since my stints with the Operator and 11W Bloody Highway... which we're on technically." I pointed out as we passed the golf club and common market.

"What..." Octavia squeaked in horror, quickly looking at me as we passed the Holts IGA.

"Ahh, I'll tell ya more about it when we get there," I assured as we passed by Barnards Grove Baptist Church and the fireworks store.

Octavia gulped as she just looked outside for the rest of the drive, taking in the scenery as we passed by it. But eventually I stopped along the side of the road and rolled down my window to look out...

"Why are we stopping here?" Octavia asked.

"Bean Station Elementary..." I sulked, "I still remember my days here... Every time I passed by here... I just felt reminded of how I was home..."

"Do you... still feel that way?" Octavia asked, putting a hand on my shoulder.

I sat there in silence for a moment before letting a tear fall down my face and softly replied, "yes..." and rolled the window back up, continuing on the driving causing Octavia to sit back normally. For the rest of the drive, we were silent until eventually, I parked near the Bean Station First Baptist Church. There, I said pointing causing Octavia to look.



"The site," I stated, "The site of 11W Bloody Highway. You may have also noticed it's also the only remaining two lane road through here. Yeah, 11W Bloody Highway caused enough outcry for a call to have the roads widened in most areas to prevent another 11W, but... well let's just say Grainger County can be a pain in the ass when it wants to be. Even in 1972 when this happened and the year after when changes started being made." I groaned in annoyance before using my magic to tune the radio, "But honestly, the song made about it brings out more emotion than my words ever could."

"You humans will make songs about anything," Octavia joked.

"I know..." I groaned in annoyance before shutting up as the song started.

"♫It was 6am at the crack of dawn, on the 13th day of May, when a big Greyhound and a Semi-Truck rolled down 11W Bloody Highway. They met head-on and then the worst wreck, in the twinkle of an eye. The first that was heard from anyone, was real small babies crying. At that time, no one knew, 14 people just passed away. The telephones ringed, the sirens cringed, the rescue squads were on the way. There was no way for these men to know, that they were about to see. The worst wreck, that has ever been in the state of Tennesse.♫"

"An additional 15 were injured," I added, "27 passengers on the Greyhound bus, and the lone tractor trailer driver."

"♫They all joined in to do all they could, at this awful scene. People were crying all around, it all seemed like a bad dream. 14 Lives lost because, oh we'll never know... Why god does these things this way, and yet he loves us so. A simulation of the accident, took place a year before the day. The rescue squads played their parts as if actors, in a play. I personally know some of these men, and I know they all were crying. Jimmy's people called Morristown Hamilton, said get ready, it's real this time. Now that it's all over, there must be something we can do. Could we stand another wreck like this? It could be, me or you. I know their families miss them, but what's left for us to say... At least let's try to do something about, 11W Bloody highway.♫"

"And to this day Grainger County refuses to do much of anything because of 'Not In My Backyard' pushback from local farmers and residents that still persists to this day." I stated cutting off the radio, "To that I say, well good luck with the future blood on your souls' you monsters."

"I swear, it's like humans are actively TRYING to get themselves killed..." Octavia groaned as I started up the car and continued to drive.

"Well, that's just less idiots in the gene pool," I joked before turning to Rock Haven Rd.

"Uh... where are we going?" Octavia asked.

"My home..." I somberly replied.

"But-" Octavia then realized what I meant by home, "Oh... I see..."

We stayed silent again as we continued to drive along, then we noticed the incoming house with the red roof overlooked by the trailer on the hill, and I slowed down. I parked in the gravel driveway and shut off the engine, taking the key out, unbuckling, and opening the door, looking around as Octavia did the same. She didn't say anything, nor did I. We got out and closed the doors with me locking them just in case. I started to slowly walk around as memories of the past started flooding my mind. I then noticed the house on the hill and started walking back to the car, going past it and onto the side of the road before taking the handmade concrete driveway up to it and towards the side of it revealing a double door and revealing that it was a double-wide trailer. It looked empty inside and of course the door was locked and so I used my magic to pick the lock and opened the door. Gone... It was all gone... I ran straight for the bedroom... My gun-safe was still here. I input the code and everything was still there. I conjured up a bag and put in my first ever gun the Ruger SR1911 with its floor-plated 8-round magazine and closed up the safe.

I motioned to Octavia it was time to leave, and we did so. We teleported back to the car and got in... well she did, I took one last look at everything around me.

"Goodbye..." I somberly said, trying not to cry.

With my piece said, I got in, closed the door, buckled up and turned on the engine. As we backed up, I opened a portal to LA and went through it, noticing we were parked in a parking lot I looked towards the entrance and, with tears in my eyes, gave my old home one last wave goodbye before it closed. Octavia said nothing but pulled me in for a hug, one I reciprocated and bawled my eyes out into her shoulder. Who knows how much time had passed... but it started turning to the Twilight Hours. We both knew what that meant. The photos Tavia took ahead of time and then set to be public on Sinstigram had been uploading. Loona would start looking for her. We headed to the Observatory and waited at just the right spot for them.

"What do you think Stols, Blitz, and the others are getting up to?" I asked as I pulled out a nicotine free vape pen and started puffing it.

"Knowing them? Insanity. Lots of insanity," Tavia replied before noticing my pen, "You gonna pass a puff or are you gonna hog all that?"

"And risk our cover being blown? Please..." I groaned before passing her some "instant crying" eye drops, "Put these in your eyes when I give the signal, Loona could be here at any moment."

I used my Operator eye to see where Loona was and-

"Shit! She's already here! Get into character!" I cursed through gritted teeth as Octavia put the drops in her eyes and started fake sobbing and I started fake comforting her as Loona appeared, "Hey, hey, i-it's alright Tavia-" I then faked noticing Loona, "Oh... Hey Loona."

"Hey..." Loona replied as she turned back to her normal form.

"How did you find me?" Octavia asked, starting to go back to normal.

"Your Sinstigram," Loona responded, showing the pics, "Nice pics by the way."

"I told you doing that would leave a breadcrumb trail right to us," I groaned in fake annoyance, "Look, Loon, she wants to be alone with me right now. She's not in the mood for a talk."

"Tiv, please..." Octavia interjected before getting sad again, "I can't believe I was so stupid, I spent all day looking for a place where I could see some dumb meteor shower... And all I get is THIS!"

"Yeah, welcome to the human world," I groaned before taking a puff, "Where the only thing you get that's really for free is bullshit."

Loona was trying to light up a cig only for her lighter to not work only for Octavia to use a finger as a lighter to light it... and then the wind blew the smoke into our faces causing me and Tavia to cough.

"Damn wind!" I growled.

"You know, your dads really worried about you," Loona said as she got up on the ledge with us.

"Right..." Octavia fake scoffed, "That's why you're here instead of him, he couldn't be bothered to keep his promise and now he can't be bothered to come and get me himself. He'd rather spend his time just screaming at my mom... Why does he hate her more than he loves me? I know they were in an arranged marriage, but SURELY there had to be some way they could make it work..."

"It's... it's not as simple as that Tavia..." I truthfully sighed, "Arranged marriages are a whole lot messier than dipshits think they are. They exist for one reason and one reason only, to give a family more power and influence. Who the fuck knows who arranged Stolas and Stella's first. Maybe it was Paimon, Stolas's father, or... fuck... it could've been Stella's parents and brother for all we know. Doubt we ever will considering how tight lipped they are about it."

"Can't you just brute force an answer out like you usually do?" Loona pointed out.

"If it were anybody else but the Goetias, those fuckers are bureaucratic as shit about their stuff, and I am NOT going through that nightmare. If I wanted to play royalty games I'd play Crusader Kings III," I groaned.

"Point you're trying to make is, everybody's got issues," Loona interjected, "Especially dads..."

"Everybody wonders why daddy issues is so common of a trope, but nobody stops to think about WHY it is for a reason. For every GOOD father, there's about 20 other bad ones in reality," I stated before turning the vape pen off.

"They fuck up ALL the time," Loona continued, "But that doesn't mean they don't care."

"If he cares then where is he?!" Octavia asked.

"Knowing him? Somewhere around here," I replied.

"How do you know he's here?" Octavia asked me in fake confusion.

"Because why WOULDN'T he come looking for you?" I answered before truthfully saying... "Your still his daughter at the end of the day. You mean everything to him. He does what he does thinking of you first or at least he should be. That's at least how it was with my folks... Even though I was working in the mines since I was three, they always were looking out for me before themselves every day since I was born. I was lucky to have the caring parents I got in Wrath... 'Cause from what I've seen, those kinds are rare in Hell. What I'm saying is, you need to cut Stolas some slack. He may not get it always get it right but at least he's trying... And that's more than can be said for a majority of hell." I finished as the smog cleared away to reveal the moon light.

"Has anyone ever told you you're almost like an angel with how you talk," Loona smirked, putting out the cig light and throwing it away.

"Well, a real angel always acts as a guiding light for those who lost their way," I responded as me, Tavia, and Loona got off the ledge and onto the floor, "How about we go home? I think we've been here long enough."

"Yeah, let's," Octavia replied with a smile.

I walked us back to the car and teleported us all to a crossroad where...

"Loona!" Blitzø happily went running towards us, "Oh Loona my sweet baby girl I'm sorry! I'll never replace you no matter what you-"

"OOOOOO!!!!" I went in pain as Loona kicked Blitzø in the crotch, "Damn girl, was that REALLY necessary?!"

"Dad... I'm so sorry-"

"I'm just relieved you're okay!" Stolas happily went turning back to his normal form upon hugging Octavia, "But what would possess you to do such a thing? You know I haven't taught spells like this to you yet."

"I just wanted to see the stars you promised..."

"The stars? Ah! Azathot's Tears!" Stolas realized, "Oh no! Oh, my dear sweet Via I am so-"

"I know dad, it's okay," Octavia said, cutting off Stolas with a hug, "But you're here now."

At that moment fireworks started going off from a burning building.

"How did that happen?" I genuinely pondered.

"My acting career..." Blitzø sadly replied.

"Okay, I don't give a shit if any of you have things to do, you two are telling me what the fuck happened when we away," I groaned out, "Wait... Where's Moxxie and Millie?"

At that moment, Loona, Stolas, and Blitzø's eyes widened in realization and collectively all said one thing on their mind...

"D'OH!!!"

Chapter Text

I remember coming home from my time out with Octavia perfectly...

"Man... Helluva night that was," I sighed, "The fuck? Why is it so dark in here? I didn't turn off the lights when I left."

They then turned on to reveal Crimson in my chair, and he did NOT look happy.

"What are you doing here?!" I groaned in annoyance.

"Seems there's a fault in that wedding band. I appear to have not counted on you going to the human world causing interference with it," He growled at me.

"So?!" I scoffed, "I had my suspicions that was how you'd always know things about me, but I never tried it until I had no choice but to! But I never took it off when I was in the human world! You said I couldn't take it off! You can't punish me for that!"

"True..." He agreed in annoyance, "I can't punish you for that since the interference prevented me from knowing if you did or didn't take it off. But..." Crimson then got up and walked towards me, stopping right in front of me... and then slapping me across the face so hard I hit the floor, "But I CAN punish you for causing the interference!"

Crimson then snapped his fingers and two of his goons came in pushing a TV screen which turned on to reveal a live feed of a tied up and gagged Milky who was scared out of her mind while another started live filming us presumably to Milky and whoever she was with.

"MILKY!!!" I shrieked in horror, going to get up only to be held down by the goons again, "WAIT! DON'T!! PLEASE!!!"

"You crossed me, and now someone you care about is going to pay," Crimson growled at me as I was forced to watch what happened on the tv.

Someone off screen got a blowtorch and turned it on, heading for Milky's face, and proceeding to leave a burn mark on it. Milky screamed in pain the entire time it was held on her and I shrieked in a mixture of fear and anguish.

"STOP! STOP PLEASE!!" I begged, sobbing, "I WON'T DO IT AGAIN WITHOUT TELLING YOU, I SWEAR IT!!!"

"You're not gonna do it again, PERIOD!!!" Crimson firmly stated, "Chazz. Bring up the intensity."

And so, it was. Milky's screams became louder and more painful- I COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!

"OKAY, OKAY, YOU WIN, YOU WIN!!!" I sobbed, "I WON'T DO IT EVER AGAIN!!! JUST LEAVE HER ALOOOONE!!!"

"I knew you'd see things my way," Crimson smirked in triumph, "Chazz. She broke. Dump the bitch at the hospital and return to base."

The TV turned off and the goons got off my sobbing body.

"And I'll see you, tomorrow for our weekly session," Crimson sinisterly reminded me we a grin of victory on his face before leaving with his goons and the rolling TV.

Now... I was in week 18 of my pregnancy... My body had changed to accommodate for the baby... and the others were starting to notice. It was getting harder and harder to come up with excuses for why I hadn't turned back to normal and covering up my pregnancy changes. On top of that, the sessions with my husband mixed with my ever-growing maternal instincts... he won... I remember the ending of our last session perfectly...

I was in the cowgirl position facing Crimson as I willingly rode up and down his dick, moaning in bliss each and every time.

"Cum~!" I moaned out in pleasure, "Cum in my pussy again~!"

I stopped moving again to let out a load moan as I came, breathing hard afterwards before continuing what I was doing.

"Hey..." I moaned, "Please keep playing with my pussy~"

Crimson chuckled evilly in triumph with a sinister grin Next thing I knew, I was on my knees, him behind me holding up my arms as he was going at me fast and hard. My moans and his grunts filled the room as we went at it, eventually I let out a loud and long moan as I came at the same time he did. After some time, he let me go. I plopped onto the floor with a thud as I slid off his dick, my face in absolute bliss as my body lied to its side with Crimson's cum leaking out of my pussy. Crimson just stood over me, a look of absolute victory on his face.

"I win toots," He taunted.

And now, here I was... In the IMP office waiting for him to get in contact with Blitzø and take everyone to our home. I do wonder though, how Milky's been taking all this...

Milky sat in her home with a bandage over her burn area... The memories of that night haunted her badly along with the revelation that her fiancé had been forcefully engaged to and raped by Crimson...

"Is... Is this how those NTR Protagonists in those Doujinshis I read as a kid felt?" Milky started to sob before growling in rage, "Well guess what Crimson?! You can get all nice and comfortable with her as long as you like, but Sally Mae, Me, and Octavia? When you least expect it, we're coming for ya mother fucker!!!" She proclaimed slamming her fists onto the table in front her, breaking it in half.

I'm sure she's taking it fine.

"You know," Moxxie spoke up, "I checked the scale today, and it said I lost two pounds."

And... Loona did not care. Nor did I.

"I am NOT fat!" Moxxie shouted.

And then Millie came in grumbling and pissed off.

"Hey, hey, hey!" I panicked, using my seat as a shield just in case for her rampage, "What's gotten into you?!"

"Millie, honey, everything okay?" Moxxie asked.

Millie hissed before returning to normal and saying, "Yeah... Just... Bumped into an ex."

"Oh..." Me and Moxxie said at the same time.

"He just kept going on about how he has money now, and a bright future, and a bigger cock-"

"Wait what?" Me and Moxxie went in confusion as I sat the chair back down.

"Every time I see his STUPID FACE I can't help it, I just need to- RAAUGHHH!" Millie screamed, punching a filing cabinet and knocking its contents out as it toppled over onto its side.

"MILLIE!" I groaned in annoyance, "I JUST SORTED THAT CABINET!"

"What the fuck is all this noise?!" Blitzø complained, coming into the room, "I've got a client."

My eyes and ears perked up as a sinister grin formed on my face as I slid into the shadows.

"And now we wait," I said to myself.

While they were busy cleaning up the photos, I waited for the arrival of hubby's goons and soon enough, they arrived... by destroying the wall.

"Was that really necessary?!" I groaned, "Do people not know how much magic it takes to fix up a damn wall?!"

"WE HAVE A DOOR!" Blitzø added before then noticing his photos flying out of the office, "MY RESEAARCH!"

"Okay, you DEFINATELY have to have some succubus DNA in you..." I groaned, pinching the bridge of my nose... I think? Do we even have noses? I can't tell...

"I.M.P?" The shark demon called out as a metal walkway formed between the helicopter and us, "Right this way please."

"Okay then," I shrugged as I begun walking while Moxxie and Blitzø talked.

While they were doing that, I took my seat as noted by name and noticed it was in a LOT better quality than the others. Aww, how thoughtful of hubby~ Anyways, the trio finally got onboard, and the door closed.

"You got the good seat?! Come on!" Blitzø groaned.

"You're too slow!" I taunted with a middle finger.

"Is this thing safe?!" Millie asked.

"Don't worry! We are professionals!" the other driver called out... before quickly plowing through the other side of the wall.

I pulled out my headphones and started playing a playlist I was all too familiar with as the buzzard flew. Hey, a holder for my phone too! Nice! When we got in the elevator to Greed, I recognized the tune playing immediately and got the most sadistic grin on my face creeping out Millie, Moxxie, and Blitzø. As the beat picked up, we exited the elevator I never felt so alive in my life. As I looked down on everything going on, I noticed we were headed towards the remains of Loo Loo Land and of course, I spotted me and Octavia just as we got time displaced and passed by them just as they teleported away.

"Huh. So, this is what it feels like," I grinned to myself.

I took glances at everything going on below, from money laundering, illegal toxic waste dumping, huh, looks like they're taking care of either a traitor or a rat... eh, what's the difference? Hmm? We passed by a sign that said, "Notamafia Town, No Mafia here! We're Mafia Free!"

"Uh huh, sure." I groaned, "Se avessi un dollaro per ogni volta che ho visto cartelli del genere..."

"Ugh, I hate this place..." Moxxie groaned.

"Oh yeah, this is your old stomping ground isn't it, Mox?" Blitzø pointed out.

"Grew up right over there, swore I'd never come back and- uhhhh-"

"Welp. Looks like you're going back," I joked as I turned off my music and put away my headphones as well as my phone, "Say, Blitz, the person you were on the phone with? It wouldn't happen to have been the same one who lives here would it?"

"Hell, if I know," Blitzø admitted.

"Ughhh... Fottuto idiota..." I groaned.

While Moxxie was panicking, I gracefully looked on with a look of hatred pride. Hmm. That was odd. Anyways, we stepped down and I perked up upon hearing Crimson's voice again.

"Theeree sh- he is!" Crimson proclaimed, "There's my da- boy. Get over here and give your daddy a hug."

"Uhh, phrasing?" I pointed out before being bonked on the head by Millie, "OW! Okay, I disserved that..."

"Guys, uh..." Moxxie cleared his throat as Crimson came over to us, "This is my father, Crimson. Sir, this is my boss Blitz, and my-"

"Millie, I'm his wife," Millie interjected offering a handshake.

"And what a beautiful wife you are," Crimson said giving Millie's hand a kiss, "Mox, where you been hiding this pretty little thing?"

"Oh I'm sure he would've introduced us, eventually," Millie assured.

"Oh, for the love of- am I the only one beside Crimson who knows proper Family etiquette around here?!" I groaned, coming up to Crimson, getting on my knees, taking his hand, and giving it a kiss, "Godfather. It is a great honor to be in your presence. To what do we owe to be called upon by you?"

Needless to say, I spooked the hell out of Millie, Moxxie, and Blitzø while genuinely impressing Crimson.

"We'll get to that in a moment, I assure you," Crimson said going over to Blitzø and regaining his composure, "You must be Blitz with the silent O, I've heard a lot of good things about you and your work. And the one who showed me respect," he continued coming over to me as I got back on my feet, "you must be Tivon, the one with the Eldritchian Powers."

"I would say it's a shock you know about that, but honestly, who in Hell doesn't at this point? Everyone pretty much knows who I am and what I'm capable of, and those who don't soon learn WHY I'm feared." I replied, "For better or worse."

"Ain't wrong there," Blitzø confirmed.

"You and your Boss really have been making some names for yourselves," Crimson stated with a smirk, "Well, I hope you're all hungry. We put together a fabulous dinner for ya," Crimson said as he and I walked towards the mansion, he then pulled me in for a whisper and said, "I've got a little something waiting for you in the bedroom, go change into it."

I nodded and as soon as we got inside rushed up to the bedroom. When I was done changing, I looked at myself in the mirror.



Huh? I dried my tear with my sleeve, stopped my quivering lip, and growled.

"What is it?" Crimson asked, coming in to see me.

"That little shit's still alive," I growled.

"Give it time, he won't survive much longer," Crimson assured me.

"I hope you're right," I groaned as I headed down to the living room with Crimson.

"Uh, excuse me?! The fuck?!" Blitzø went in shock upon seeing me.

"He had a gift for me as a sign of me showing him PROPER respect," I taunted.

"Man, if I didn't know any better, I'd think you two were secretly married," Blitzø joked proceeding to then laugh causing me and Crimson to join in, more so out of us knowing more than Blitzø did.

"So, Blitz, you always been a hitman?" Crimson asked, pouring a glass of alcohol.

"No, not always," Blitzø answered taking the glass, "I was in the circus for a LONG time."

"Which one?" I asked, "Oh wait... I already know which one."

"Show business! Good money in that!" Crimson commented as he sat down in the chair next to me.

"I used to make good money in the mine until the DAMN cave in happened!" I interjected, growling on the word damn and shattering my glass drink in one hand in rage with no effort. I then checked my hand in shock to see no damage. "Huh. Neat." I happily went.

"What are we doing here, sir?" Moxxie spoke up.

"Moxxie, I raised you better than that," Crimson stated, "You know there's no business before dinner. Besides, we're still waiting on one more."

"Really?" I asked in genuine curiosity, "Who else?"

"Wohohooo what is up you party people!"

"Dovrei conoscerti?" I scoffed.

"CHAZZ?!" Moxxie and Millie went in surprise.

"Ch... Chazz?" I went in horror under my breath.

"You're not gonna do it again, PERIOD!!!" Crimson firmly stated, "Chazz. Bring up the intensity."

"Chazz. Bring up the intensity."

"Chazz."

"Chaaazzzz."

I tried to stay calm, but Crimson noticed my panic and motioned for some goons to take me out into another room. I started freaking the fuck out and having a panic attack leaving them with no choice but to calm me down with drug injections. The goons then escorted me back to my seat just as Moxxie apparently finished retelling his time with Chazz.

"Did ANY of that stuff actually happen?" Millie asked.

"Ohhh yeah~" Chazz boasted, "But he skipped over the jizz covered parts."

"I'd rather NOT lose my lunch thank you very much," I growled.

As Moxxie continued to retell his story, I just stared at Chazz the whole time. No matter what, my feelings for Milky never went away. Knowing I was in the same room as the bastard that hurt her, I wanted nothing more than to murder him. But I can't right now. Hubby has something in mind for him, and no matter what I need to follow family rules and etiquette. Well... at least till he gets on the don's bad side~

"Well, like you said," Chazz spoke up after Moxxie concluded, "it was a LONG time ago-"

"I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!" Millie screeched immediately trying to gut Chazz only for him to hide behind me and force Moxxie and Blitzø to hold her back.

"Well, this just got interesting~" I giggled.

"Dinner, is served." A maid announced.

"Aw man, it was just getting good," I groaned.

Everyone was silent as we ate... mostly. I just ate in peace sitting at the right-side seat next to hubby.

"Well, this is aggressively uncomfortable," Blitzø spoke up.

"I suppose you wanna know why you're here," Crimson followed up.

"Yeah, so, what gives? You know we kill people on earth, right? We don't normally do contracts for locals-"

"With SOME exceptions depending on the case," I interjected, "Which I normally handle and for good reason considering my reputation."

"Eeyup." Blitzø agreed, "If you wanna do business with us, you gotta-"

"I'm not doing business with I.M.P," Crimson stated, "I wanna do business with Moxxie."

"ME?!"

"Oh boy, this doesn't look good..." I groaned as I ate the last of my meal.

"Yeah, kid, I summoned I.M.P to be sure you'd show," Crimson specified, "Because... well... We're bringing Chazz into the family."

"Could ya be a little more specific?" I deadpanned.

"D'OH! The Family Business Family!"

"Oohhhh."

"What?! since WHEN could anyone just join the family?!" Moxxie pondered.

'I do not like this one damn bit,' I thought with suspicion, narrowing my eyes at both Crimson and Chazz, 'I smell bullshit in Memphis.'

"Come on Moxx, you had responsibilities here that I had to pick up once you left," Crimson pointed out with irritation, "Now Chazz is going to lighten the load."

"Wait, I thought you always hated his guts!" Moxxie interjected.

"Well, I don't know if I exactly hated him-"

"You called him a friendless horsefucker and said we lived a sissy lifestyle," Moxxie interrupted.

"Yeah, well, I was wrong," Crimson admitted, "You've been gone a long time Mox, a man can change. And so is Chazz."

"Yeaahh, I've grown, matured, and recently came into millions!"

'I SAW THOSE SHIFTY EYES FUCK FACE!!!'

"But, you know, mostly the mature thing."

"Ohhh, okay, okay, so the horseless friend fucker-"

"Friendless horsefucker," I corrected.

"-what she said, gets a little moolah and suddenly it's worth wasting our time over?" Blitzø put together.

"Well, I'm the whole package, if you know what I mean," Chazz confidently smiled.

"Sooo, you've got a dick and vagina?" I said out loud causing Moxxie, Millie, and Blitzø to laugh while Crimson chuckled under his breath as best he could.

"NO! I've got a big dick!" Chazz protested.

"Could've fooled me earlier in the living room," I added making them laugh harder.

"Stop laughing!" Chazz protested in annoyance.

"Okay, fun's over," I said, using my Eldritch Powers to darken the atmosphere for a moment to make those laughing cease and get back on track.

"What does any of this have to do with Moxxie?" Millie sternly asked.

"There's gonna be a ceremony tomorrow," Crimson begun explaining, "Moxxie is officially going to release his holdings in the organization, then, you can get back to ignoring your family to your heart's content."

"Maybe he wouldn't ignore his family if they didn't force him to rub elbows with a no-good shark-toothed fuckface!" Millie interjected, getting up in Chazz's face.

"Hey, look, everybody relax," Crimson interjected, "I know tensions have been high tonight, say, why don't you stay here and get some rest. We'll have the ceremony tomorrow, and then you will be free to leave. I have your rooms all prepared." As we got up to go... "A moment, Moxxie." With Moxxie staying behind, everyone went to their rooms but then a goon took me to another room.

"Uh, shouldn't I-"

"Your husband has a gift for you," the Goon replied.

He opened the door and revealed a tattoo artist.

"Uh, what?" I asked as I went in.

"Crimson wanted you to get a tattoo of a phoenix on your back," The goon replied as he closed the door behind us, "To show how you've left your old life behind."

"Ugh, this is gonna hurt a lot more than a neck barcode tattoo, ain't it," I groaned.

"More than likely," He replied.

"Welp..." I went before spinning and getting but naked, "Bring it on."

...

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

...

Pain... lots of pain... But I quickly shook it off once they were done and everything dried and used my operator eye to see its design.

(NOTE: Rough sketch due to my poor computer drawing skills.)


"Not bad," I smirked, "Am I done now? Can I go to bed please?"

Indeed, I was and was escorted to Crimson's room with my clothes in hand.

"Took them long enough," Crimson scoffed, coming out of the shower.

"Sorry hun, I wished it didn't," I commented putting my clothes in the closet, "Why the phoenix though?"

"'Cause you know as well as I do, what it represents," Crimson smirked, coming over to me naked, "The start of a new, death and rebirth. And tomorrow? Say goodbye to your co-workers. Because from now on, you're staying with me."

"Oh darling, I've waiting so long for you to say that~!" I moaned as Crimson pinned me on the bed.

That night, we spent a lot of time passionately going at it. By the time we stopped, we slept soundly... at least for the most part Crimson did. I had a dream, where I was fighting my old self again... It always tied out the next night but this time... I won again. And for some reason, I slept sounder the rest of the night. When I awoke, I felt my lover's member inside me and our hands clasped together. he noticed I was awake and rubbed my pregnant stomach.

"We're going to find out next week what the gender is, aren't we?" I asked.

"Of course we are," Crimson happily replied.

"If it's a girl?"

"We'll just try again and keep on trying till we get a boy," Crimson happily replied, pulling out of me as he got up.

"I hope it's a girl so we can have another," I happily went as I got up.

"Who says we can't if it's a boy?" Crimson grinned.

"Oh, I love you~" I moaned out, going for a kiss.

"Ap-ah-ap!" Crimson went, stopping me, "Let's save our first kiss for full view of your ex-co-workers."

"Even better~" I moaned out.

"Get dressed and head on down to the wedding area," Crimson said tossing me my clothes, "I'll be that way soon."

"Wedding?" I asked before it hit me, "D'OH! Of course! Chazz can't get in without marriage! DUH! ... Wait, you're having Chazz marry Moxxie?"

"Yeah, so?"

"Uhh... Okay then," I said putting on my clothes.

Once I was dressed and seated where my name was, I sighed and went, "This is going to go downhill so fucking fast..." I groaned in annoyance, "I love that man, but this is going to blow up in his face. Chazz has nothing but trouble all over his face. And I'm always good at sensing these things." And as if on cue, Crimson came in with Moxxie tied up and gagged. Called it.

"Aww, you told me all the chairs would be filled," Chazz whined.

Crimson then flicked a remote causing Dildos to come out of the seats-

"YAAAAOOOOWWWW!!!!" I yelled out as a Dildo went up my ass much to Crimson's horror, "WHAT ARE YA DOING?!" I shouted in rage as I tried to get up.

"S-SORRY HONEY!" Crimson panicked as some goons helped me off much to Moxxie's horror.

"HONEY?!" Moxxie muffled in horror.

I gave Crimson a death glare causing him to sweat in embarrassment as the wedding hit off. Everything seemed to be going as normal until...

CRASH!!!

"I objeeect!" Blitzø drunkenly announced before falling over causing me to facepalm hard.

What happened next could only be described as Millie going on a rampage. I'd be lying if I didn't say it, was a beautiful sight. Eventually, Millie took Moxxie and I just stood side by Crimson's side not moving.

"Hey, what about my we-"

Millie cut Chazz off by throwing a dildo into his throat choking him. Disserved.

"This ass is MINE!" Millie proclaimed giving Moxxie a spank.

"By the way, ya'll should probably know Chazz isn't even rich, check his car he just played ya like a fuckin' rube," Blitzø proclaimed, "Come on Tiv, we're blowing this place."

Crimson... then started to chuckle evilly.

"What's so funny?" Blitzø asked as Millie looked in confusion before they both looked confused as i started doing it too and then out chuckles turned into laughs.

"You idiots really never figured it out?" Crimson laughed.

"Figured what out? What did you do!" Millie growled.

Me and Crimson then looked at each other... and passionately kissed. causing Millie and Blitzø to look on in absolute horror causing Millie to drop Moxxie who turned around and had the same look on his face. Our kiss ended and I moaned.

"Oh honey, that felt so good~" I moaned out in bliss.

"What, did you do to MY BEST FRIEND!!!" Blitzø growled out in rage that spooked even Millie.

"This has been going on ever since she returned from Ozzie's," Crimson triumphantly proclaimed, "The day she did, she was in an ally for some reason and when she stopped, she so unluckily happened to be right under an Imp tossin' out a Gender Bender Potion and at that time, I had my goons take her to me. We have a history, she and I. She killed my father. And I wanted revenge. And you know what? I would've gotten it to, if I didn't notice her current... state as it were. So I changed up my revenge plan. To have her BEG for her life! Have her BEG to do anything to stay alive! And, considering what it is that caused the Gender Bender Potion to get banned Hell-wide outside of the black markets in the first place? I think youse can put two and two together."

"The changes..." Millie gasped in horror, covering her mouth, "SHE'S PREGNANT WITH MOX'S SIBLING-IN-LAW!"

"And we wedded the next day," Crimson boasted showing off our wedding bands, "But she was still resistant. So, I kept an insurance policy. If she tried anything on me, the crew, or even tried to tell anyone, everyone she ever got close to would get hurt. Remember the news about Milky's burn mark?"

"That was YOU?!" Blitzø growled.

"Well, I had Chazz do the deed, but overall, yes," Crimson admitted, "I had to punish her for leaving with that Goetia that one time so she'd remember her place. And now she does. A combo of weekly, one a week, love sessions mixed with her ever growing maternal instincts was the perfect recipe to have her under my thumb. And as of our last session, I win."

"You hear this, AND YOU HEAR IT GOOD!!!" Blitzø growled and yelled in absolute wrath, "Treasure my best friend as your companion while you can, because you won't be having her for much longer. When word gets out about what you've done? I know two people who will make you WISH for death!!! That isn't a promise. It's a guarantee."

Millie then grabbed Moxxie and ran off with Blitzø back to the chopper. The chopper now having a banner saying, "WE'RE Married BITCH". And then, me, Crimson, and Chazz were all alone.

"Dear?" Crimson asked me.

"Honey?" I replied before seeing his devilish grin.

"Take care of Chazz, but, leave his teeth," Crimson ordered.

I then gained an evil grin of my own and replied with, "Of course, honey~" before walking towards Chazz, who had got the dildo out of his throat, with my tendrils growing out. Crimson watched with evil joy as Chazz's screams of suffering, bones breaking, and flesh peeling filled the air. Two hours later, I gave Crimson the bloody teeth.

"It's done," I happily responded.

"I love you~" Crimson replied.

And we both shared another kiss to end off the day.

Chapter Text

A mobster meeting was taking place near the docks. Two opposing gangs seemed to be doing a deal when...

PLINK!

One of the mobsters died to a gunshot from the back of the head. One turned around, and died to a gunshot in their forehead. Those remaining tried to glee only for Crimson's goons to appear and kill the rest. Crimson then appeared from the shadows and from a portal appeared...

"Nice shootin' honey," Crimson complimented me as I put the FN Ballista on my back.

"Aw, hubby~" I purred.

We discovered on week 19 what the baby's gender was. Boy. Crimson was happy about the results and so was I. It was now week 25 of my pregnancy and at this point that old me has to be dead by now.

"Maybe it was a good idea to take my revenge this way, after all," Crimson said as we started walking towards the goons, "My ex-wife practically never joined in on gigs like these."

"Does that make me better or worse than her?" I asked.

"Better, by a landslide,"

Week 28 of my pregnancy, I was sitting on a chair near the balcony with headphones on my stomach allowing my baby to listen to some good music. At that time, Crimson came to join me on the balcony just as we saw an idiot imp be dropped out of a helicopter with concrete shoes into the water.

"You ever wonder how I'm as strong as I am?" I asked Crimson.

"Never really bothered paying any attention, but I suppose enough time has passed that it's worth talkin' about your old life," Crimson smirked.

Well... I told him everything. Who I really was, the origins of my Eldritch Powers, my history as an imp, and everything leading up to that fateful night. To say he was shocked would be an understatement.

"Holy shit... I... I broke god..." Crimson went in shock before laughing in triumph, "I broke god, knocked her up, and made her my wife!"

"DON'T." I firmly stated in a low growl making Crimson stop in fear before I continued on in my normal voice, "I am no god. Nor do I EVER wanna hear you say that about me EVER again!" but then I lightened up and chuckled before saying, "But... That doesn't mean you can't say one thing about me that's always true~"

"A-And that is?"

"I'm always twelve steps ahead of everyone~"

(Static)

(A shot of Crimson's mansion is shown, before switching to the inside and centering on a photo of Crimson with Tiv with sinister grins.)

♫Look in my eyes, what do you see?♫
(Camera zooms in on Tiv's face...)

♫The cult of personality♫
(Before zooming out to show her at a meeting at Crimson's side.)

♫I know your anger, I know your dreams♫
(Camera cuts to a pic of Crimson the moment he found his dead father's hat in a black void, a pic of Stolas's journal with a stylized drawing of him and Blitzø appears next to it)

♫I've been everything you wanna be♫
(A pic of Male Tiv holding a bleeding head with his ex Vikki on his shoulder appeared on top of them.)

♫I'm the cult of personality♫
(The camera cut back to Tiv bashing in the head of a mafia boss on an open stapler with a staple poking out while Crimson looks on in joy.)

♫Like Mussolini...♫
(Camera cuts to a pic of a Sinner Form Benito Mussolini working as a news anchor for VoxTec in a black void...)

♫...and Kennedy♫
(...a pic of Winner Form JFK making a speech in front of a crowd with a pic of Sera behind him calling Sera a "Liar" appears next to it)

♫I'm the cult of personality, The cult of personality, The cult of personality♫
(Fem Tiv, nowadays known as Tullia, was finishing beating the mob boss's head in and walked out of the restaurant with Crimson hand-in-hand before they stopped to allow him to throw his cigar into the place and set it on fire before continuing on.)

♫Neon lights, Nobel Prize♫
(Tullia and Crismon were now on the beaches of Envy making love to each other while their goons were having a turf war with another gang out in the ocean.)

♫When a mirror speaks, the reflection lies♫
(Cut back to Tullia at home, not looking at the mirror as her old self bangs on it in horror.)

♫You won't have to follow me♫
(Only for it to disappear when she turns to it to look over her new fancy dress.)

♫Only you can set me free♫
(We cut to Octavia lowering binoculars looking into the mansion and getting a look of determination before opening a portal behind her and walking through it and looking at Milky and Sallie May with a determined nod.)

♫I sell the things you need to be♫
(We cut to Crimson mediating drug deal with Tullia by his side along with a few goons.)

♫I'm the smiling face on your TV♫
(The dealer looks like he's about to try and scam Crimson only for Tullia's creepy face and Operator Symbols floating around her scaring him into going against the idea.)

♫I'm the cult of personality♫
(The deal goes through, and Tullia gives the dealer the "watching you eyes" causing him to piss himself.)

♫I exploit you, still you love me♫
(Cut to a photo of Tullia exploiting a goon for help with her car.)

♫I tell you one and one makes three♫
(Cut again to a photo of an angry Tullia on the verge of killing a goon she has by the neck with Crimson looking on with a "turned on" expression")

♫I'm the cult of personality♫
(Cut to a slideshow of a naked and very pregnant looking Tullia doing a photoshoot.)

♫Like Joseph Stalin...♫
(Camera cuts to a pic of a Sinner Form Joseph Stalin running for his life from an angry Sinner mob in a black void...)

♫...and Gandhi♫
(...a pic of Winner Form Ghandi making a speech in front of a crowd with a pic of Emily behind him calling Emily a "Traitor" appears next to it)

♫I'm the cult of personality, The cult of personality, The cult of personality♫
(By Week 36 of the pregnancy Crimson and Tullia had become inseparable in many of the things they did. It was rare to see one without the other.)

♫Neon lights, Nobel Prize♫
(Right now, the duo were having a little swim at the pool.)

♫When a leader speaks, that leader dies♫
(One that ended up with the two kissing and doing it underwater.)

♫You won't have to follow me♫
(From a window's reflection, Tullia's old self looked on in rage...)

♫Only you can set you free♫
(Before quickly disappearing.)

(Cut to a montage of Crimson and Tullia doing all sorts of illegal and legal activities together.)

♫You gave me fortune♫
(An imp awoke tied to a chair in the dark and muzzled by tape causing them to panic.)

♫You gave me fame♫
(Crimson then appeared from the shadows making the Imp stop squirming.)

♫You gave me power in your God's name♫
(Tullia then appeared from the darkness causing the Imp's anxiety to rise.)

♫I'm every person you need to be♫
(Both Crimson and Tullia revealed a spiked brass knuckle on their hands causing the Imp to panic as the couple went in for punches.)

Me: (punches the Imp in the stomach) ♫I'M♫

Crimson: (punches the Imp in the forehead) ♫THE♫

Me: (punches the Imp in the nuts) ♫CULT♫

Crimson: (punches the Imp across the left of his face) ♫OF♫

Me: (punches the Imp across the right of his face) ♫PER-♫

Crimson: (punches him the Imp on the top of the head making them look down) ♫-SON-♫

Me & Crimson: (punches the Imp together with an uppercut that send the Imp flying out of the seat with blood flying) ♫-NALITY!♫

♫I'm the cult of, I'm the cult of, I'm the cult of, I'm the cult of, I'm the cult of, I'm the cult of, I'm the cult of♫
(The days flew by till eventually; it reached Week 40 of the pregnancy...)

♫I'm the cult of personality♫
(And a new portrait of Crimson with Tullia and their baby in her arms replaced the one of Crimson and his ex-wife with Moxxie.)

I stood at the balcony with Enzo suckling on my breasts when Crimson came up.

"You usually don't come here unless something's on your mind," Crimson stated.

"It's what my ex-best friend said that day," I replied, "It's been at the back of my mind ever since that day."

"If someone was gonna do something, something would've been done already," Crimson assured.

"Maybe, but do you really wanna take that roll of the dice?" I asked, "The fact they've not done anything yet is what's concerning me. They have to have been planning something big to have not done anything for THIS long."

"If they try something, we'll know," Crimson assured me, "They're not gonna take you away from me without paying for it in blood."

"If something happens to me, and they do take me back," I stated, "I want you to do EVERYTHING in your power to find me again. If they fix me, break me again if you have to."

"Of course, dear, speaking of your old self, how's the little bitch taking everything?"

I started remembering my last encounters with

"What do you think? He hated it... But... Strangely, he said he actually had a lot of fun seeing the things we did discounting our romance. It made him... feel alive,"

"And Enzo?"

"He broke. Going through motherhood... he told me... he finally understood."

"So that means?"

I looked at him with a sinister smirk as I finished remembering.

"Tivon Arnold is finally dead," I sinisterly purred, a memory of my old self completely turning into dust before me flashing through my head, "And all that's left is an empty shell."

"Hehehe..." Crimson sinisterly chuckled, "Well, looks like even if they save you now, it's already too late... I win~"

"Little Enzo's birth pretty much secured that," I assured.

"What even made you choose Enzo for the name anyways?" Crimson asked.

"Oh, it was the name of the Protag from Mafia The Old Country," I replied.

"Of course, it would be somethin' from when you were human," Crimson groaned in annoyance.

"Death & Rebirth"
Notamafia Town, Greed Ring
Octavia Goetia//Codename: Taxidermist
Scavenger Rescue Squad
Date Unknown

Current Loadout:
Primary: S36 (Target Finder Sight)
Secondary: Outlaw (Thermal Sight - Advanced Warfare, Variable Zoom, Suppressor)
Melee: Karambit Knife
Lethal Equipment: Smart Grenades (x4)
Tactical Equipment: Threat Grenades (x4)

"Taxidermist, this is Gettysburg," I heard Sallie May call over the radio, "Do you have a visual on the mansion?"

"Loud and clear Gettysburg," I replied as I looked at it through my binoculars.

"What's the opposition looking like?" Gettysburg asked.

"We've got a lot of guards around the perimeter," I replied, "Going in now would be suicidal. We're going to have to thin their numbers as best as we can first."

I then pulled out the Outlaw and got into position to snipe.

"You ready?" I asked Gettysburg.

"Got my M7600 locked and loaded," Gettysburg replied, "I've spotted Tivon... Shit! She's already had the baby! And she's with Crimson too! They've headed back inside!"

"We've got no time to waste then," I growled, "Pick off as many as you can. If they sound the alarm, just keep on till you run out and start running and gunning. On three! One! Two! Three!"

Immediately I started sniping the mobsters alongside Sallie May. Our suppressors made sure out flashes weren't seen but our rapid sniping eventually started to catch up to us. They raised the alarm and immediately we stopped sniping, switching to our primary weapons.

"They know we're here now, go loud!" I called out to Gettysburg.

Immediately we both started sprinting towards the mansion, our combat boots rushing through the grass before we eventually met up. Gettysburg was packing a KN-44 and readied it in the full auto position as did I with my S36. The remaining outside goons started heading towards and we unleashed hellfire upon them. Gettysburg while firing from the hip while I aimed down the sights.

"Reloading!" We both said at the same time as we rushed for the door only for it to close in front of use.

"I've got this!" Gettysburg said putting her gun to the side.

She then grabbed the metal frame along with the door and tore them clean off, tossing them to the side and allowing us to get inside.

"They're at the top floor, let's move!" I called out as we started looking for the stairs.

"Check those corners!" Gettysburg reminded as she readied the KN.

I then tossed a threat grenade, and we saw it highlight the goons behind the walls. We shot through them killing the goons and made our way towards the stairs where a goon tried to ambush us only for me to CQC him to the ground and stab him in the neck with my Karambit. A MG nest waited for us at the top of the stairs, and I immediately tossed out a Smart Grenade. It floated in the air for a bit before immediately jetting for machine gun operator and obliterating them.

Crimson was panicking, Enzo was wailing, Crimson didn't know what to do. Until... I opened a portal and pushed him through it, blocking him from coming back to me. The portal in question opening up to one of his offices in Greed.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Crimson asked me.

"We'll see each other again my love, until then, farewell," I wept.

"I'LL GET YOU BACK, I PROMISE!!!" Crimson called out as the portal closed.

"This is it! They've gotta be here!" I heard Octavia callout as I sat in my chair on the balcony trying to calm down Enzo.

I then heard the door be broken down and the sounds of combat boots rushing towards me. My chair was turned around and I saw Octavia and Sallie May in full combat gear.

"Tiv... Where's Crimson?!" Octavia asked.

"Where my husband is, is none of your concern Goetian dog," I growled in rage.

"Fucking hell, he's REALLY messed her up," Sallie May panicked as I was helped out of my seat.

"You're coming back home with us," Octavia firmly said as I was escorted away.

"Get your DAMN HANDS OFF ME!" I shouted wrestling out of their grips, "You're gonna make me drop Enzo!"

They then escorted me away with them right behind me.

"Ravager, this is Taxidermist, H.V.I secure and returning to base." Octavia called over coms.

A portal then opened in fort of us and closed when we passed through.

"I.M.P?" I went in disgust.

"Hey honey..."

I immediately perked up upon hearing that familiar voice. I turned towards my ex-boss's seat and watched it swivel towards us to reveal... my fiancé Milky. 

"It's been a while."

Chapter Text

Milky's body except for her head was shrouded in darkness.

"Please, take a seat," Milky offered.

I did so without question, turning it to look at her.

"I see... You've given birth..." Milky somberly replied.

"It was honestly a wonderful experience~" I happily stated, "I get why mothers want to have another so much now~"

"It really is, isn't it?" Milky admitted with a smile before getting serious, "Tiv-"

"My name's Tullia now," I firmly interrupted, "Tullia Knolastname."

"Oh Satan... We took too long..." Milky somberly said.

"No. There's still a chance, stick to the plan," Octavia interrupted.

"What plan?!" I scoffed.

"I... Want to show you something..." Milky explained, "You'll have to hold them with both arms though."

"Fine... But if any of you hurt Enzo, I swear to fuck," I growled as Sallie May took Enzo.

Milky then stood up and walked towards me, the light revealing her holding...

"A... Baby?" I went in shock.

She then handed the baby to me and... it was a girl... and she... had my eye... I looked on in horror.

"It's yours..." Milky sadly stated.

"I... I missed it..." I went in horror, on the verge of sobbing and then realization hit me like a truck, "No... NO, NO, NONONONO! No-ho-ho-hooo..." I sobbed, "Why.... Why am I always the one who gets the short end of the stick?! I MISSED MY OWN DAUGHTER'S BIRTH! I HATE MY LIIIFE!!!"

"I think she's-"

"WHY DID IT TAKE YOU SO DAMN LONG TO RESCUE ME?!" I shouted in rage, interrupting Octavia.

"Oh, shit Tiv's back..." Sallie May squeaked in fear as Octavia started shaking in horror.

"OH I'M BACK ALRIGHT! AND I'M PISSED!!!!" I growled, "WHAT'S THE EXCUSE?! WHY DID YOU WAIT SO DAMN LONG TO RESCUE ME?! WHAT WERE YOU BUMFUCKING EACH OTHER BEHIND MY BACKS WHILE I HAD TO BEND OVER BACKWARDS AND WATCH MY OWN BODY BECOME A MIND BROKEN PLAYTHING FOR THAT SON OF A BITCH EXCUSE OF A FATHER TO MOXXIE?!"

"We needed something to convince you we were genuine in helping you," Milky explained, "Something that, upon seeing it, would be enough to break you free. Words alone weren't going to get results. You were too far gone for those... So... It was decided... I'd give birth to our daughter... And show her to you."

"Shit... I can't even be mad you're right..." I sighed, "You decided on a name for her yet?"

"I was waiting on you to name her together," Milky smiled.

"Well- Wait... Octavia? Give me the calendar," I ordered.

She did so... and I saw what day it was... I handed my daughter back to Milky with a shocked look on my face, putting earmuffs on my daughter's ears as well as Enzo.

"OHHH FRICK!!!!!!" I yelled at the top of my lungs in horror.

"Wh-What's going on?!" Octavia asked as I was looking all over the office for a spare pair of my old clothes.

"THE PLAN I CONCOCTED WITH STELLA'S HAPPENING TODAY!" I panicked, "I FORGOT ALL ABOUT XENOVIA WHILE MAKING THE PLAN, SHE COULD SCREW UP EVERYTHING!!! AUUUGHH! FUCK THIS!!!" I shouted throwing a chair into a wall.

I spun around and in a flash my clothes changed.



Good enough! I quickly started using my operator eye to look for Stolas and found him in a cave in Wrath. The plan had just gotten underway! They're on the phone! I'm running out of time!

"WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!" Octavia asked.

"WRATH! AND DON'T LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO ENZO WHILE I'M GONE!!!" I ordered as I opened a portal and hopped through it.

Upon arriving... I immediately noticed where everything was going down.

"Th... This is one of the areas of the family mine that survived..." I gasped in horror before straightening up.

I heard the sound of a phone clicking and rushed to see...

"Well good news, she needs you alive," Xenovia scoffed.

"But she didn't say what condition you had to-"

"XENOVIA!!!" I screeched in rage, interrupting Striker.

Striker and Xenovia turned to look at me and I used my powers to send a repulson blast towards Striker, sending him into a standing track and knocking him out as it shattered from his impact.

"New body, same bastard," Xenovia growled.

I quickly threw off my shirt allowing my back tattoo to be out in the open.

"I'm not gonna tell you again," I growled, "IT WASN'T ALL MY FAULT!!!" I then sighed before getting into an attacking pose, "But what's the use of trying to talk to you? You'll never listen to reason even if it bit you in the ass." I then narrowed my eyes as I looked at her. "You and I both know there's only one way this rodeo between us is gonna end."

Xenovia then removed her hat showing off her bald head and took off her jacket for extra mobility.

"There's one thing I learned while being Crimson's wife. In life, there are no KOs. The man who gets beat down isn't the loser. It's The guy who can't tough it out to the end, he's the one who loses. I'll tell you what Xenovia," I growled, "To me, losing my dick and 40 weeks of my life doesn't mean shit. Being broken by Crimson into becoming his wife? Couldn't give a fuck... As long as I'm alive, I'll keep coming back for more. Which is why a half-ass wannabe like you is the one thing I can't stand!"

Xenovia gritted her teeth and growled in absolute rage.

"Now do everyone a favor, and DIE!!!!" I shouted rushing for her as she did the same to me.

We kicked at the same time and our kicks hit each other's causing a sonic boom across all the rings.
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Fledgling Hitman

XENOVIA XENAKIS
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We immediately jumped back and started circling each other before Xenovia went in for a punch, only for me to speedily hit her hard in the stomach knocking the wind out of her before punching her hard in the chest twice followed by the head once and grabbed the sides of her head with my fists closed and jumped with her head landing hard right on my knee. She immediately got up only for me to uppercut her with an open palm sending her into the air which was then proceeded by multiple open palm attacks and concluded with her getting on her knees upon landing and with my arms reached out and foot on her chest, slammed her back down into the ground causing the ground to shatter. I jumped back and allowed her to get up, coughing up blood as she did so and looked at the sight before her in horror.

"H... How?!" She growled as blood came out of her mouth in two lines, "HOW WERE YOU ALWAYS THIS FUCKING STRONG?!"

At that moment, Striker woke up and was about to join in when the I.M.P van arrived along with Moxxie and Millie who started fighting Striker causing Xenovia to growl in rage.

"FINE! I DON'T NEED ANYONE'S HELP TO KILL YOU!!!" Xenovia growled as she pulled out blessed tipped pistols.

Immediately I started teleporting around with a determined look on my face the second she started firing causing her to miss every time and even caused her to hit Striker in his shoulder.

"HOLD STILL!!!" Xenovia growled out.

Then... her guns clicked empty.

"Thirty shots..." I smugly said before teleporting behind her, "You're out."

And then proceeded to knee her in the back knocking the wind out of her again as she was sent flying into a boulder destroying it on impact and stuck into a wall. She then jumped free and rushed for me again only for me to punch her really hard in the chest, knocking the wind out of her once more as she slumped over my fist coughing up A LOT of blood as she fell to her hands and knees and started vomiting blood as I walked away.

"You're pathetic," I growled.

"We... We're blood related..." Xenovia wheezed standing up shaking, "Y-You wouldn't kill your only sibling left, would you?!"

"Oh, give me a break," I groaned, "If you really think that'll save you now, then you really are a worthless fool. I don't spare pieces of shit!"

"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!?!" Xenovia shouted in absolute rage, rushing for me with a fist.

The second she got in range... I gave her the beating of a lifetime.

"MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA!!!"

"MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA!!!"

"MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA!!!"

"MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA!!!"

"WRRRRRRYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

"MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA!!!"

"MUDA!!!!" I ferociously shouted, punching her into a wall that splattered her across on impact.

"Man, I needed that," I said with a sigh as I went over to my shirt and put it back on and went over to Stolas.

"Aren't you going to... help them?" Stolas asked in confusion as I sat down beside him and started drinking some Cherry Lime Blast.

"Nah, they've got it." I assured.

And, as I assumed, they did. I finished off the drink and picked up Stolas.

"Come on, we need to get him to the hospital!" I ordered, heading to the van, "You can ask me questions later!"

They immediately followed me to the van and as soon as we got the van running, and I teleported us out of the mine, we were off. It was a silent trip. We all knew the questions that were on our minds, on our souls. When we arrived Stolas was rushed in by the medical staff... and Blitzø got trampled over twice.

"Looks like this has been a hectic day for everyone involved," I said as I joined up with them before then noticing Loona, "How does it feel wearing the cone?" I taunted.

"I will END you when this thing is off," I heard her growl in anger at me.

"Hahaha, try me," I challenged.

"Uh, sir? Are you okay?" Moxxie asked as he helped Blitzø up.

"Oh PEACHY today's been WONDERFUL!" Blitzø mocked as he got up, "What the fuck was THAT about?!"

"Dude, Stolas got hurt real fucking bad," I replied as I helped Loona into the van, "Striker and Xenovia fucked him up. Xenovia especially kept trying to gut him from the looks of things."

"Stolas got what?" Blitzø scoffed, "Wh- he- how?" and then it hit him, "He can get hurt?"

"Just as easily as I can Blitzø,"

Chapter Text

"You sure you're good to come with me?" Blitzø asked as we stopped outside the rehab center.

"Yeah, Milky's got Enzo and Twilight taken care of," I assured as we got out, "Thanks for being my best man at the wedding by the way."

"It's the least I could do considering how close we've been since we met," Blitzø replied.

Blitzø then hopped onto my back and my tendrils started climbing us up the wall as Blitzø directed me to his sister's room. Which, upon entering it...

"ORRAAA!!!!" I shouted punching the squid faced lady nurse behind us with a tendril sending her into a wall and dropping her taser, "Dumbass," I growled picking up the taser with a tendril as Blitzø got off of me and smashing it with ease, "I can hear the taser's sparks you know." I then saw who it was, "Oh. I remember you. Last time I was here your pussy mouthed face lied to me that everyone in my family was dead. That's just like you. Lying to people so you can manipulate them to fit a narrative. I've killed people for less than that. If you think I'm gonna let you get away with it again? You've got another thing coming. But, I'm gonna give you one chance. Tell us where Barbie Wire is or I'm gonna FORCE the information out of you!!!!" I growled with rage as Operator symbols started floating around me.

"Sh-she checked out months ago!" The nurse squirmed in fear, pissing herself in the process, "She's got a job out at this location here!" she continued, writing down a location on piece of paper that a tendril of mine grabbed and brought over so me and Blitzø could see it, "That's all I know! I SWEAR!"

"You're smarter than most," I complimented, giving Blitzø the paper and we headed to leave, "And clean yourself up, you look unprofessional with those piss stains down your legs."

With my piece said we headed back to the van and I input the location into my phone's GPS giving us the coordinates and directions.

"Surprised you didn't kill her," Blitzø commented.

"I guess I'm just getting sick of killing people for just pissing me off," I answered with a sigh, "I think being Crimson's spouse for the time I did... I just started hating doing it just because I could. I mean, seriously, who's gonna stop me? I'm practically a god in everything but name but... it feels... meaningless... At first I killed because I just wanted to get years of pent-up rage and aggression off my chest ever since I was reborn... then... I just started doing it for people who mildly inconvenienced me... Then I started doing it for I.M.P and I liked it because it felt like I was actively hunting people, like a predator to prey. ... Then I just started doing it again for the hell of it while I was Crimson's Spouse... and it just... didn't feel the same. That's when I asked myself... what's the point in killing just because you can? What am I proving by continuing to do it? Am I just doing it to keep people in line at this point? Everyone already fears me and those who don't soon learn why I am so it can't be that. Is it the power fantasy of getting away with shit and not giving a damn about the consequences like as if it was Postal 2 or 4? Can't be that either because I WANT people to fear me by seeing my shit. Maybe... Maybe I've just grown tired of it... Grown tired of it all... Technically speaking? I'm not even 30. That's just my Imp age... combine that with the age I was when I originally died, and I'm really 55-years-old... I'm an old woman at this point. I've seen and done so much that... I'm just tired of it all..."

I then summoned a mirror and pulled over my hair flap. I heard Blitzø gasp in true horror, covering his mouth upon seeing the side of my face with my Operator eye. White all across the area covered by my hair and my Operator eye completely unmoving, not even blinking when I blinked.

"While I was human, I spent a majority of my life running from the Operator..." I somberly said, "When I was reborn, I was branded with this eye... It ruined my face... I wear my hair like this to cover up my shame..." I then let my hair go back to normal as I tossed the mirror behind me shattering it. "It wasn't always like this. It only started getting worse and worse as I got older... I covered it up because everyone who's ever saw it called me a freak... I couldn't bear the shame of the things they were calling me... And I still keep it covered, because it's a reminder of what I am and always will be... A broken soul cursed to live a life of misery no matter if they get reborn..."

"No... If anything that's me..."  Blitzø somberly replied, "Everyone I ever get close too gets broken somehow someway either by my own hand or indirectly by me. So, I often break things off the second someone tries to get close not because I want to, but to keep them safe from me..."

"I've told you before and I'll tell you again Blitzø," I stated, "You can't control other people's actions. They're responsible for their own choices and actions. Anyone who tries to blame a lone individual for their own problems is clearly not right in the head. No lone person can ruin someone else's life, period. The only thing that can ruin someone's life is their own actions and failing to brace for the consequences. I demonstrated that PERFECTLY to Verosika that night at Ozzies. And I'll do it as many times to the other people in your life that quote unquote had their life ruined by you too if I can help it!"

"I just wonder sometimes... How long until I wind up breaking you too-"

"If anything, being with you has been FIXING me," I complimented, "Until I became friends with you, I was considering killing myself just to be rid of all the pain and torment... And that fateful day? I was about to do it. The blessed tipped gun was in my mouth, the hammer was cocked, tears streamed down my face as my eyes were closed and I started putting pressure on the trigger... but then you came along that day... and rescued me even when you didn't mean it. The fact someone was willing to go out of their way to help me, even when they didn't mean to, was enough to make me reconsider. And now look at me? I've got a wife and two kids, a fiancé in Sallie May, a job I love doing, more friends than I ever had even when I was human... I can't thank you enough Blitzø." I started to weep, "If I'm not the argument against the idea you break everyone you get close to, I don't know what is!"

"Tiv-"

"It's Tulli Knolastname now,"

"Tulli... I... I'm glad I met you," Blitzø smiled.

Just then we got a call from Moxxie.

"Yeah, what is it?" Blitzø asked as he answered, putting it on speaker phone.

"Sir, we've got a client here," Moxxie replied, "They've got a job for us, but they need us to investigate because they're not sure who did them in."

"What do they look like and what did they say?" I asked.

"They were a camp counselor," Moxxie begun, "Apparently they think it had to have been one of the counselors as they died while out on a boat that someone had drilled holes into, but the only ones who has the key to the boathouse is the counselors. Plus, they're the only ones who knew the client couldn't swim."

"What you say Blitzø? Think they can handle it on their own?" I asked.

"Yeah, you two can handle it yourselves, me and Tulli have some business to take care of," Blitzø replied.

"Copy that, sir!" Moxxie replied causing me to snicker as the phone cut off.

"Could he have sounded ANY-more like a military cadet," I joked.

"By the way, why did you decide to stick with your name while you were Crimson's Spouse minus the A?" Blitzø asked.

"The A's actually silent," I corrected.

"You stole my name shtick on purpose, didn't you?" Blitzø asked with a 'I know you smirk'.

"Maybe..." I replied with a smirk of my own before giggling a bit, "It more so had to do with the sound of it. Get it?" I giggled, "Tulli Knolastname?"

Blitzø thought about it for a moment... and begun to crack up.

"TRUELY NO LAST NAME!" Blitzø laughed out loud causing me to do the same, "Ohh I am gonna annoy the hell out of Moxxie with jokes about you being his mom with you sharing his last name." Blitzø said as he calmed down along with me.

"I hope you do," I sadistically smiled.

Time passed, and eventually we reached the location Barbie worked at.

"High, I'm looking for one of your employees," Blitzø spoke up, showing a pic of Barbie on his phone to the employee, "Her name is Barbie, does she work here?"

"Huh? Who are you two?"

"Wrong answer," I growled, forming my tendrils and grabbing the employee by the neck and slamming him against a wall, "YOU RECOGNIZE ME?!"

"Th-Th-The DEVIL!" The employee squeaked in fear, pissing their pants.

"Ugh, again with the pants pissing, am I REALLY that scary in my base form?!" I groaned.

"Surprisingly yes, when you unintentionally don't wanna be," Blitzø confirmed.

"I blame my Imp anatomy..." I groaned before getting serious, "Then if you know me, you'll answer the question before I start breaking every limb in your body, SO BADLY, you'll need a special chair to even move, piss, or shit!"

"Sh-She's out on a pickup!" The Employee answered.

"MORE SPECIFIC!!!" I screeched, getting closer to him and tightening my tendril's grip on him causing him to shit himself as one of my tendrils handed him a piece of paper and pencil.

He quickly wrote it down and I handed the paper to Blitzø who looked it over.

"This'll do," Blitzø stated, "Alright, put him down."

And so I did, causing him to land with a splat.

"Clean yourself up, will ya," I commented, "You smell like 50 shades of shit." I said as I left with Blitzø.

What happened next was four days of back-to-back constant searching. I was getting JUST as pissed as Blitzø was. Eventually we came upon our, hopefully final lead and discovered where Barbie Wire was. I opened the portal and me and Blitzø hopped through to a summer camp.

"We could've prevented all that if you just used your Operator Eye," Blitzø commented as our human disguises kicked in.

"My Operator Eye's ability to track people is more limited than you think it is Blitzø," I groaned, "I can only find someone if I have enough info on them but considering I don't know jack shit about your sister we had to do this the old-fashioned way for a while. Alright, let's go find that sister of yours."

We snuck through the woods keeping an eye out for a silhouette that looked like Barbie when we started following one that was following someone else. We ducked under a bush only for someone to fall on top-

"Moxxie?! The fuck?!" Me and Blitzø went at the same time.

"Sir?! Tiv?!" Moxxie went as he got off of us.

"What are you doing here?!" I asked, "And what are you wearing?! Why aren't you wearing your sound illusion disc disguise?!

"Trying to finish the job you gave me!" Moxxie answered, "Also, I wanted to blend in better."

"How the fuck has it taken this long to finish it?!" I asked, "What the absolute fuck have you two been doing for the past four fucking days?!"

"I don't wanna talk about it..." Moxxie groaned.

"Look, let's just stick together, both of our targets just went into the building, let's just get this over with," I groaned as we exited the bushes.

"Why are you two here?" Moxxie asked.

"Looking for my sister, but apparently helping you finish your botched job," Blitzø groaned.

"You have a sister?" Moxxie went in shock.

"You never asked," I pointed out.

"D'OH!"

I then kicked the door down causing our disguises to deactivate.

"BARBIE!" Blitzø called out as we entered.

"BLITZ?!" Barbie shrieked.

"What the fuck are you doing here shit head?!" Barbie asked.

"We should be asking you the same thing!" I interjected.

"You checked yourself out of rehab, no call, no note, and me and Tulli had to track you down to this shithole with- Who the fuck is this guy?"

"No one, he works for me," Barbie answered, "And who's the dynamic duo with ya?"

"I'm his best friend," I firmly replied, "And that's my co-worker Moxxie. We work for Blitzø."

"Sir, that guy's the target!" Moxxie pointed out.

"Oh, is he know?" I asked, "Here's something you probably didn't know about your boy toy, he went and offed someone who in turn then hired us to kill him back."

"WHAT?!" Barbie screeched in rage, looking at the human.

"He found out about your drugs!" The human replied.

"I don't wanna hear it!" Barbie interjected, "You lot aren't killing my supplier."

"Supplier of what?! You're not back on that H-8 are you?!" Blitzø asked.

"Fuck no, it's heroine," Barbie replied.

"Oh, thank Satan..." Blitzø sighed in relief.

"Oh, fuck no to that!" I growled, "I'm not about to let Dimitri Rascalov over here risk my babies over that shit!!"

"Who?" Blitzø went in confusion.

"I'm not losing this job!" Barbie growled, looking to get ready to fight.

"Sorry Barbs, but we don't make the rules," I growled back.

"Tulli, hold Barb," Blitzø ordered.

In a matter of moments tendrils spawned from my back and wrapped around Barbie in a firm but not hard manner, which then held her up in the air much to hers and the human's horror.

"SLENDERMAN!!" The human screeched in fear, "HE IS REAL!!"

"Can you kill this moron already before I do it myself!!" I growled out.

"HAVEN'T YOU FUCKED MY LIFE UP ENOUGH ALREADY BLITZO?!" Barbie screeched, turning back to her Imp form as I continued to hold her as Blitzø and Moxxie rushed to the target to kill them.

"You've done that to yourself!" I shouted in rage as I muffled her mouth.

Eventually they did manage to kill him and I let off of Barbie's mouth as I lowered her towards us but not letting her go.

"SATAN, FUCKING, DAMN IT!" Barbie shouted in rage as Blitzø came up beside me, "Thanks a lot Blitzo! I'm out of a job now! FUCK!!!"

"You never should've got a job in dugs in the first place!" I shouted, my anger increasing, "You're out of rehab now for that shit! We came looking for you because we wanna help you!"

"You're clean now, let's grab dinner, catch up, and we'll talk about-"

Barbie's laughter cut off Blitzø and only increased my anger.

"You don't fucking get it! Just because I'm out of rehab doesn't mean I wanna see you!" Barbie firmly stated, "I NEVER wanna see you EVER! Next time you wanna find me Bltizo, DON'T!"

My anger was reaching a boiling point, and Blitzø noticed. He turned around with his head down and somberly said, "Tulli... Do what you have to... Just don't kill her." He finished as he left the boathouse.

"Wh-What?" Barbie gasped in horror, "Blitzø, where are you going?!" she called out as Blitzø and Moxxie left, "DON'T LEAVE ME WITH HER!!"

She was then cut off from continuing when my tendrils let her go only to grab her by the neck, raised her up high, and slam her onto the ground.

"YOU UNGREATFUL BITCH!!!!" I screeched, Operator symbols starting to form around me as I then raised her off the floor and slammed her against a wall, fear increasing in her face and heart as I got closer to her, "THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY YOUR OWN BROTHER FOR LOOKING OUT FOR YOU?!" I then punched her across the face leaving a bruise and blood splattering out of her face, "HE PUT YOU IN REHAB BECAUSE HE CARED FOR YOU! HE TRIED TO VISIT YOU ANY CHANCE HE COULD BUT THE FUCKING NURSES WOULDN'T LET HIM! ALWAYS LIED TO HIS FUCKING FACE SAYING YOU NEVER WANTED TO FUCKING SEE HIM! MOTHER FUCKER, HE PUT IN MORE EFFORT THAN YOUR PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A FUCKING FATHER EVER DID!!! HE LOVED YOU AND STILL DOES, AND YOU'RE WANTING TO THROW IT ALL AWAY?! FOR WHAT?!?!" I then punched her across the other side of her face leaving another bruise and blood coming out of her mouth. "WHAT'S GONNA BE YOUR EXCUSE HUH?! WHAT BULLSHIT ARE YOU GONNA SPIN TO JUSTIFY HATING YOUR OWN BROTHER, WHO LOOKED OUT AND CARED FOR YOU SO DEEPLY?!"

"You wouldn't get it..." Barbie spluttered out, "The fire... He killed-"

"HE DIDN'T DO THE GOD DAMNED FIRE ON PURPOSE YOU MORON!!!" I shouted at her, "SOME DUMBASS WORKER BUMBED INTO HIM WITHOUT WATCHING WHERE THE FUCK THEY WERE GOING! IF CASH TOLD YOU THAT BLITZ WAS RESPONSIBLE, THEN HE LIED!!! EVEN IF HE SOMEHOW WAS TELLING THE TRUTH, THAT DOESN'T GIVE YOU AN EXCUSE TO JUST UP ABANDON YOUR BROTHER! HE'S THE ONLY ONE YOU MIGHT HAVE LEFT!!! DON'T SQUANDER IT OVER A PETTY AND SELFISH REASON LIKE THAT!!!"

"SELFISH?!" Barbie screeched in rage, "I LOST MY MOTHER BECAUSE OF THAT FIRE!!! WE LOST OUR MOTHER BECAUSE OF THAT FIRE!!! FIZZAROLI WAS DISFIGURED TO NEAR UNRECOGNIZABLE LEVELS BECAUSE OF THAT FIRE!!! EVEN THEN, HOW CAN YOU OF ALL PEOPLE EVEN BE BEST FRIENDS WITH HIM KNOWING EVERYTHING HE'S EVER DONE?!"

"HE FIXED ME!!!!" I screeched getting Barbie to look at me in horror.

"Wh... What?" Barbie asked in shock.

"HE FIXED ME!" I reiterated, "HE SAVED MY LIFE, AND SINCE THEN I'VE BEEN TRYING TO HELP HIM GET BETTER LIKE HE WAS TRYING TO HELP YOU!"

"But... he-"

"Answer me this!" I growled, "Who's dumbass got addicted to H-8 in the first place?!"

"M.. Me..." Barbie somberly replied.

"Who's the one thrown into rehab because they didn't prepare for the consequences of using that shit?!"

"Me..."

"And who's the one who got you into rehab to HELP you!"

"B... Blitzø..." Barbie started to sob.

"And he can STILL help you if you would just give him a FUCKING CHANCE!!!" I yelled, throwing Barbie towards the ground, letting her continue to sob, "But if you wanna throw it away like that?! Then be my guest! And if you do want to, then never show your face around us or even SPEAK about us to anyone EVER again or I am gonna hunt you down and kill you myself! But if you REALLY want help? Come find us at I.M.P, apologize to your brother, AND MEAN IT! Because I guarantee you, you try anything funny, and I won't hesitate to cut you down where you stand. You may by Blitzø's only remaining family so far, but guess what? I had no choice but to cut my own last blood relative down just to keep my friends, family, and kids safe. I'm sure I can just as easily make such a justification for someone like you." I then turned to leave, fixing the door with my magic, but looking at Barbie Wire with a look of absolute disappointment in my face as she looked at me with one pleading for forgiveness.

"I... I'm sorry..." Barbie sobbed.

"God forgives, I don't," I firmly replied, "See ya around Barbie Buckzo." I growled, slamming the door and leaving Barbie Wire alone, walking away to join up with the others.

Eventually we were back at the office watching the human news report on Millie and Moxxie's... deed.

"Not too bad for your first solo mission," Blitzø complimented.

"But way to nearly blow your cover with that on stage," I groaned, "Are you two TRYING to get us discovered?! Keep it in your damn pants till ya get home ya horny rabbits!"

"Sorry," Millie blushed.

Suddenly the door opened, and we looked to see who it was.

"Barbie?" Blitzø went in surprise, nearly dropping his mug before putting it on the table.

"Blitzø..." Barbie somberly replied, coming inside as Blitzø went up to her.

"Why are you here?" Blitzø asked.

"I... I..." Barbie then grabbed Blitzø in a hug and started sobbing, "I'M SORRY! I'M SO SORRY!!!" she continued to sob and Blitzø pulled her even closer, hugging her back.

"I'm just glad to have you back..." Blitzø cried.

I looked on with joy, knowing I managed to get through to her. I then sighed and said to myself while looking on at the two siblings, Blitzø crying happily while Barbie cried for forgiveness...

"I'm glad I could help you,"

Chapter Text

"Nice going Tulli, you ruined another coffee run to Greed," Blitzø groaned as we walked out of the coffee shop, proceeding to then shake the blood off of him as I did the same.

"Not my fault dumbasses can't listen," I groaned, "Guess I still have the need to kill for inconveniences."

"Hey, don't be mad at yourself, it's Greed," Blitzø pointed out, "Half the fucks down here would kill their own mothers over a penny if given the chance. It's an all you can kill buffet down here as far as the next demon cares. Hell, I betcha if the Exorcists ever got tired of killing Sinners 75% of Hell's pop would sellout the Greed Ring each year just to stay alive."

"WATCH OUT!!!" I hollered out in a panic, jumping in front of Blitzø to guard him from the incoming dog owner.

Luckily the owner and their dogs stopped just in time. Me and Blitzø sighed in relief before looking to see who it was.

"Well, lookie who it is," Fizzaroli went in a condescending manner.

"Oh fuck, you again..." Blitzø groaned as I got out of the way and we both looked at Fizzaroli with contempt.

"Stalkin' me now, huh?" Fizzaroli accused him.

'No probably not him,' I shivered in fear knowing who would fit that bill to a T.

"Oh, don't fucking flatter yourself asshole," Blitzø sneered, "I have my own life now without you in it."

"Preach it," I added with a smirk.

"Uh huh, sure Blitzo-"

"The O in his name is silent now, cocksleeve!" I growled, my Tendrils showing, freaking him out.

"Th-Th-THE DEVIL!!!" Fizzaroni panicked as his dogs started whimpering, realizing who was with Blitzø.

"NOW you remember me," I scoffed as my tendrils dissipated.

"And for the record, we've only been within each other's vicinity twice in the past fifteen years," Blitzø pointed out, "My best friend here, can vouch for that."

"I thought I was your best friend?" Fizzaroli scoffed, trying not get scared of me.

"I thought you of all Imps would know that a lot can happen between when you last met someone till you see them again," Blitzø smugly replied, "I saved her from killing herself a long time ago and since then she's been with me through thick and thin."

"Yeah, you'll save some rando who you have no connection with and then proceed to act all buddy-buddy with them but won't even lend a single time of day to help out your best friend when they're trapped," Fizzarolli scoffed in anger.

"He didn't do that damn fire on purpose you moron!" I shouted at him, "You were lied to!"

"Wh-How the HELL could you possibly know that?!" Fizzaroli shouted in rage.

"Wait- that is a good point how DO you know that?!" Blitzø agreed.

"My powers may not allow me to travel through time in THIS timeline, but there's nothing preventing me from doing so in another one!" I smugly replied, proceeding to grab Blitzø and Fizzaroli with a Tendril each.

Both were freaking out for a moment in horror till their horror turned to absolute surprise as I teleported us to a black void with orbs all around us of different colors.

"Wh... What..." Blitzø gasped out in wonder.

"Where... Where are..." Fizzaroli stuttered in shock.

I put them down and retracted my tendrils allowing them to get used to the feeling they were experiencing.

"Welcome, to the realm of time," I proclaimed as an Orb levitated to me and I saw what was inside, "Here, is where one can see all the potential timelines of one universe."

"One... universe?" Blitzø & Fizzaroli went in horror.

"You ever heard of the multiverse theory?" I asked, "It's the belief that there are alternate parallel universes similar to our own that vary in differences from one another. Sometimes only slightly, sometimes quite radically. For instance, I've been to a universe where Heaven and Hell is locked in a perpetual cold war with one another. The exterminations never happened but the perpetual cold war caused numerous civil wars within Heaven and Hell's own boarders. Because of this, alliances, lovers, and factions differed vastly from the ones you know. For example, Asmodeus and Blitzø are officially married-"

"HUH?!?!" Blitzø & Fizaaroli went in shock and horror.

"-and in a faction with Mammon," I continued, "Stella is considered a traitor to the Ars Goetia and married to Moxxie who leads a faction alongside his father, Millie is a loyal servant to the Ars Goetia while her sister Sallie May never transitioned and stayed male as one of Charlie Morningstar's most elite henchmen, Stolas is the most feared demon in all of Hell and rules with an iron fist alongside his daughter Octavia with whom he may or may not have an incestuous thing for, you are free to puke at that, Loona is in a doomed relationship with Beelzebub and being groomed as the next Sin of Gluttony, and that's just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the differences."

"And... that's just one universe, correct?" Blitzø stuttered in horror.

"Eeyup," I replied as the timeline orb left my vision, "But there are levels beyond the multiverse."

"What..." Blitzø & Fizzaroli squeaked in fear and wonder.

"The level after that is the Megaverse," I begun as I teleported them to the places I was talking about, "then Gigaverse, Teraverse, Pentaverse, Archverse, Macroverse, Hyperverse, Reality itself, the Metaverse, and... well... people often stop at the Omniverse, because you can't go higher than that, as people believed... they were wrong," I smirked as I teleported to another void. Each place we visited, the orbs got bigger and bigger and bigger till now they were practically Jupiter sized, "This, is the Complex Omniverse."

"Holy shit... No wonder you say you're practically a god..." Blitzø said, tears flowing down his face.

"It's a miracle you two are able to comprehend this," I assured, but then got serious, "However, there is one more level beyond this that I will REFUSE to show you."

"What? Why?" Blitzø asked.

"Beyond the Complex Omniverse is the Unknown Regions," I answered, "Have you two felt... different... as we've traveled through the verses?"

"I've been feeling a little pressure, but nothing else," Fizzaroli replied.

"That's because my eldritch magic trying to keep the pressure off you two," I stated.

"What pressure?" Blitzø asked in worry.

"The further you go out of a verse, the more pressure you start to feel, kind of like how the further down into the ocean you go the more pressure you feel," I answered, "The only reason I'm immune is because my Eldritch Powers basically rewired my body and mind meaning I can comprehend and withstand things that would turn someone into a slobbering mindless wreck in the worst way possible just by looking at it. My protection wouldn't even last 1 nanosecond before breaking and crushing the both of you into paste like an ant the second you two were teleported there. That's how much pressure we're talking about in the Unknown Regions."

"W-W-Well mind explaining why it's c-called the unknown regions?" Blitzø stuttered in horror as Fizzaroli looked like he was about to piss himself.

"Oh, that's easy," I replied with a smile, "Every Verse level has a boarder. The further and fast you go the more likely you are to hit it. The boarder gets further and further away the deeper you go, but with the Unknown Regions, I've travelled so far and fast at speeds incomprehensible and immeasurable... yet never hit a boarder. This leads me to believe that is it. The Unknown Regions is the end. There's nothing else after that. And because of its endlessness, there's no telling what lies inside those Verses." I then got serious again and continued, "All I know is that one I did visit was the home origin of the Operator and I've been gathering artifacts from other places and getting stronger out there with training in order to challenge that thing to one final battle. It's the only one of its kind, and if I kill it, ALL of it will be over. I've killed every Eldritch God known and unknown to mankind old and new; I've fought toe to toe with the strongest and most powerful versions of Lucifer and the Big G himself and came out victorious with their blood on my hands, I've went mono-e-mono against the embodiment of death itself and bashed it into a pool of blood with nothing but my own fists, all of it was in preparation for my final battle against the Operator."

We then returned to the realm of time, and I walked over to a particular orb passing by the slack jawed Fizzaroli and Blitzø.

"Ah, here it is," I went getting the duo's attention as I walked over to them, "This timeline's the closest one to ours without being one for one."

"I'm not gonna ask what the difference is," Fizzaroli sighed in annoyance. 

"I am!" Blitzø happily went.

"Oh, Moxxie & Millie aren't married and as a result he and Stella have a romantic fling going on in this timeline similar but healthier to yours and Stolas's... surprisingly," I answered, "Also, since I'm one of a kind I don't exist there either."

"I regret asking..." Blitzø groaned causing Fizzaroli to snicker, "What now?"

"Place a hand on the orb, and you can see inside it," I instructed.

"Have you done this before with other people?" Fizzaroli asked as Blitzø put a hand on the orb.

"I'm only doing this for you Fizz because you need to see the truth with your own eyes," I answered resulting in Fizzaroli putting his hand on the orb.

My magic instantly transported us to the day of the fire. Blitzø and Fizz looked down at themselves to see they were ghosts.

"As long as we're only visiting, we can't meddle in the affairs of other timelines unless the timeline itself allows it," I stated, "The only thing we can do is observe. Ah, there's Blitzo heading for the tent now."

"I would correct you, but considering it's the past me I'll let it slide," Blitzø interjected.

Fizz then noticed the letter and flower in Blitzo's hands and the smile on his face.

"Wh... What?" Fizz went in shock while Blitzø remained silent.

Me and Fizz then moved closer to Blitzo as he got closer to the party while Blitzø stayed behind watching us. Blitzo then peeked behind the curtain and saw the card "Wish you were my son" along with me and Fizz while past Fizz remained oblivious.

"Th-THAT was what was on the card?!" Fizz panicked.

Blitzo looked at the scene feeling heartbroken, letting go of the curtain and walking away, throwing the card and flower down only for the one carrying the cake to bump into him and drop it setting the circus on fire.

"He... He..." Fizzaroli went in shock as we zoomed out towards the outside of the circus and saw everything go down.

Blitzo looked around to see where he was, until he heard a female scream and ran towards it dropping a photo of him, Barbie, and his mother together which caught fire.

"He was..." Fizzaroli started to weep, tears flowing from his widened eyes.

Me, Fizzaroli, and Blitzø then joined back together as we zoomed to the hospital later that day, Blitzo was trying to see Fizz but Cash kept blocking him.

"PLEASE! I NEED TO SEE FIZZ, I NEED TO KNOW HE'S OKAY!" Blitzo begged, tears streaming down his face.

"HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE YOU!" Cash firmly replied, keeping Blitzo away, "NOT NOW! NOT EVER! NOT AFTER WHAT YOU DID!"

"IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!" Blitzo and Spectre Fizz replied, with sadness from Blitzo and pure rage from Spectre Fizz.

"SOME ACCIDENT! YOU NEVER SHOW YOUR FACE AROUND HIM AGAIN OR I SWAER TO MAMMON I WILL END YOU!" Cash threatened.

"AAUUUUUGHHHRRR!!!!!" Fizz shouted in rage as we returned to the Realm of Time, "THEY FUCKING LIED TO ME!!!!!"

"How do you think Barbie and Blitzø felt when they realized they were individually lied to about the truth without going to the realm of time?!" I stated, "There's only one person to truly hate in all of this."

"Cash," Me, Fizz, and Blitzø growled at the same time.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I EVER TRUSTED HIM!!!" Fizz shouted, punching one of the orbs in his rage and not even moving it or making a single dent or crack in it, "HOW MANY MORE LIES DID HE TELL ME?!?!"

"Welcome to the area me and Barb are at," Blitzø stated.

"I have the letter here, if you want to look at it," I replied, revealing the letter to the surprise of the duo.

"Fizz, look, you don't need to-"

"Blitzø... Please..." Fizz somberly said, giving Blitzø a look that told him, 'I need this closure'. A look Blitzø understood by shutting up and letting Fizz take the letter to read for himself.

Every second Fizz read it, he shook more and more before dropping to his knees and dropping the letter to his side.

"It's not fair..." Fizz started to sob, Blitzø coming over and giving his friend a hug, "It could've been us..." Fizz cried, pulling his friend into a hug, "It should've been us..."

"We can't change what's happened in our own timeline," I stated before smiling, "But maybe, we can make things better. You know the truth now, but what you do with this info is entirely up to you."

"I... I know..." Fizz went, clearing his nose up as he and Blitzø stood up, "I think... What I'm gonna do with it... is start mending what was lost over 15 years."

"I'm glad I could help you," I smiled as we returned to our original timeline.

"So, what were you up to Fizz before we bumped into each other?" Blitzø asked.

"Going to Contest rehearsal, or at least I was, and picking up some milk for Ozzie on the way back," Fizz answered.

"You little hypocrite," Blitzø teased.

"Why bother hiding it around you two, you're just gonna find out eventually," Fizz pointed out, "Still surprised that The Devil herself was willing to help me."

"You were Blitzø's best friend before me, you still can be," I answered, "I'm just trying to help Blitzø and those associated with him get the pieces of their lives back together like how he helped me get my life back together after my attempted suicide. But so far, I'm being tempted to not help Verosika because all she's ever done is nothing but a huge bitch towards him when all he did was break off their relationship. I mean, Blitzø didn't have to do what he did but from the sound of things she more than likely did something to disserve it. I mean, you have to have been the one who started something for your ex to leave you as the one to pay for the hotel room, steal their car and run three rings to wrath and max their credit cards on horse-riding lessons."

"You're STILL on the horse thing?!" Fizz asked Blitzø before saying to me, "Even then I knew Blitzø before our 15-year split, he wouldn't have instigated that unless she struck first. She definitely deserved it. What did she even do?"

"Well-"

And then suddenly a rope was around us.

"Why oh why does life hate me..." I deadpanned out before we were thrown upwards into an office, "OW!!!" I groaned as we landed, "GET YOUR HORN OUT OF MY ASSHOLE BLITZ!"

"SOMEONE GET THEIR TAIL OUT OF MY FACE!" Fizz complained.

"That ain't one of our tails it's yours!" I groaned as Blitzø managed to get his horn out of my asshole.

"Alright, you asked for it!" Fizz growled, proceeding to bite the tail in front of him, "YAAOOOWWWW!!!!" and realizing it was indeed his own tail.

We were then surrounded by mobsters with guns.

"Funny to run into ya again, Blitzy," Striker taunted as he joined up with them.

"Well, ain't this a pretty little reunion?" Crimson taunted as he joined him causing me to groan out in annoyance;

"You've got to be fucking kidding me..."

Chapter Text

"YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE!!!!" Blitzø screeched at Crimson as Fizz was thrown in with him as the cage locked & raised, "LET TULLI GO!!!"

"Me and honey bunches have some, catching up to do~" Crimson stated, squeezing one of my breasts.

I couldn't say a damn thing; my mouth was taped up along with my legs and arms preventing me from moving away and the suppressors I was injected with kept me from using my powers.

"Take her to a secluded room," Crimson ordered, tossing me over to some goons, "I've got some shit to do first."

'GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!' I growled in my head as I was being hauled off, 'I can't believe I'm saying this, but there's only one being that can help me now. Focus, focus, FOCUUUS!!!'

Eventually we reached the secluded room and instantly I started feeling a headache and the goons with me started coughing, dropping me. I could feel my powers returning! YES! The Operator's aura was nullifying the Suppressors! Using what I could of my powers through the headache I summoned my tendrils and broke free of my bindings, running out of the room and hearing the sounds of death behind me as I did. I quickly rounded a bend and summoned a chest camera, attaching it to me as I ran up a series of steps and turning it on.

Video Camera POV:

(I start panting as I reached the top.)

Me: Fuck... (coughs a bit) Those suppressors really took a hit on me... Shit... G... Gotta get away... Keep the Operator as far from Blitzø and Fizz as I can...

(I made it to the top of a hallway and tried to look for my Gabapentin Pills Bottle only to realize it wasn't on me.)

Me: Shit! Crimson must've thrown it away! (gets into a bad coughing fit)

(I fell to my hands and knees and really started coughing, but then I heard a rattle of a bottle. I look up to see one of the Operator's proxies holding it in their hand. I reach to grab for them only to fail as they pulled out of my reach. It then drops a mask similar to its own in front of me which I push to the side... But then The operator appeared causing the camera to static and glitch out of control. The Proxy ran and I gave chase.)

(I suddenly got teleported to the abandoned ruins of a hospital, the camera buzzing nonstop. I turned around and was teleported again to the dark night of a street illuminated by a single streetlamp on the human world. I immediately ran down the street... the camera glitching as to show two different things going on at the same time; the chase down the dark street and the chase in a metal pipe before it then showed me running alone into a tree that transformed into the proxy as I was beating down on it.)

(But then it showed me in front of a fire as the video simultaneously entering a very burned-out room in the hospital I was at earlier. it then was me crouched down in horror.)

Me (crying): Why did you bring me here? I don't belong here, WHY DID YOU BRING ME HERE?!?!

(The video showed a melting BBQ Grill as I got up over the simultaneous screams of my old male self before a bright light enveloped the video and cut to me unmasking the proxy in the pipe tunnel, their face obscured by the bright light. Before then cutting to me walking slowly and heavily towards a wall marked with "They are a Liar", putting my hands up towards it only to immediately be teleported to a cliff and causing me to fall down it rolling.)

(I eventually stopped and found myself teleported to another room in the abandoned Hospital and started backing up in fear, landing near a wall and facing the double doors at the end. The doors opened on their own and I immediately ran towards them, only to then be teleported and found myself facing the floor with pain across my stomach and chest on top of coughing. I got up and realized where I was. My old home on earth with all the furniture returned. But there was a small mirror near the door that was never there before with the words "Your Fault" marked all over it.)

(I immediately backed up only to trip and land on papers with the Operator symbol on them. I looked over and me and the camera saw a 5'9'' human male with an obese body type wearing shorts, tennis shoes, a pull-over black hoodie, and had long black hair with his neck slit open.)

Me (horrified): No... Matt! MAAATTTT!!!! (Starts crying with visible tears dropping in front of the camera)

(I hear a noise and me and the camera turn to see the proxy from earlier brandishing a knife... a bloody knife... as the glitching audio started getting bad.)

Me (enraged): (gets up to chase after the Proxy) I'LL KILL YOU!!!!

(The proxy dropped the knife and ran off with me in hot pursuit. We were teleported to a hallway in the abandoned hospital before being teleported closer to a bend allowing the Proxy to go behind and jump me with a punch teleporting us both back to the warehouse. While I was on the ground recovering, the camera somehow got a look of the proxy climbing over a ledge only to discover it was a VERY high drop too late.)

(Upon recovering I noticed the state he was in and picked up a nearby heavy pipe with ease, rushing towards them ready to swing and causing them to panic and let go, dropping to their death with a thud. I looked over to see their condition and immediately dropped the pipe. Looking for stairs to get down to them and luckily finding them easily. I rushed down at fast speed and slid over to them. I started feeling around in their pockets and pulled out a tape.)

Me (horrified): No... NONONONONONOOO!! I WAS DONE WITH THIS SHIT, I WAS DONE WITH THIS SHIT!!!!

(I dropped the tape and started looking again, finding them and immediately took some dry. I started coughing because of it but afterwards, put away the bottle and tape in a pocket and tried to go for a peek under their mask, only for the Operator to appear. I ran away as fast as I could and jumped through a portal of my own creation. I found myself outside of the warehouse with everything on fire and turned the camera off.)

 I immediately ran to see where Fizz and Blitzø were as I knew it had to have been them that caused this, only to wind up catching up with...

"Heya Striker," I growled catching his attention, as I started going into my nightmare form scaring him as he backed away, "I'm getting a little sick of these reunions, don't you agree?!"

Striker then noticed something that boosted his confidence as he pulled out his revolvers.

"Too bad it'll be your last one," He taunted.

Time seemed to slow down as the bullet zoomed passed me forcing me to turn and look causing my eyes to go back to normal in pure horror as behind me was gas canisters and propane tanks. The bullet hit a gas can spraying out gas that heated up due to the fire around us and burst into flames before getting over the propane tank. Striker had already fled as the tanks... blew up in front of me.

"Would it fuck up the moment if we made out right now?" Blitzø asked getting a look from Fizz.

Another explosion caught their attention and fear.

"Shit," Blitzø cursed, "This whole place is going down we need to Find Tulli and get out of-"

"AHHHHHHHHH!!!! AH AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

"TULLI!!!!!" Blitzø & Fizz screeched in horror.

Camera POV:

(At the 666 News Station, Tom Trench was next to a sinner who looked like a showman.)

Mussolini: Gooood afternoon ladies and gentlemen! My name is Benito Mussolini filling in for everybody's favorite hate-fap material Katie Killjoy!

Tom Trench: And I'm Tom Trench.

Mussolini: This just in! The terror of Hell, Tivon Arnold, now known as Tulli Knolastname following a series of events we're not legally allowed to talk about, is in the hospital!

Tom Trench: What?! Her?! HOW?!

Mussolini: According to Blitzo, best friend of the terror, she was blown up down in Greed by a combination of gasoline and propane tanks. The nurses have added that the damage she sustained has put her in absolute critical condition further adding her body is in an absolutely catastrophic condition.

Tom Trench: Both her arms are gone along with both of her legs, lost her tail, lower jaw, and her stomach and necks were burned down to the muscle on top of collapsing lungs. It's a miracle they've managed to keep her alive from the sound of things.

Mussolini: And with that out of the way, onto other news-

The heartrate monitors beeped as Blitzø sat in a chair beside Tulia's bed. She was out could at the moment and hooked up to a ventilator, and Blitzø was sobbing his eyes out into her bed. He then stopped when he heard the door open and saw Fizz was a repaired arm.

"Fizz..." Blitzø choked out, before rushing to Fizz and hugging him, bawling his eyes out.

Fizz quickly returned it as they both fell to their knees.

"Blitzø, listen to me. This wasn't your fault either, you didn't hurt her. Striker did," Fizz reassured.

"I CAN'T LOSE HER! I CAN'T!" Blitzø sobbed into Fizz.

Fizz held onto him tighter, tears falling down his face as well... It was later that day... A storm outside Blitzø had calmed down but the words of the nurses rung through his head...

"She'll need to have some special surgeries to fix her. But's it's gonna cost a lot. Better hope it's in the budget and if not, you better come up with the money quick. Someone like her will only have so long before we have to pull the plug and let her go."

'I'll come up with it somehow, I've gotta,' Blitzø thought to himself, 'I can't lose her... not after everything she's done...'

Blitzø then got up, pushed the chair to his side and kneeled down at Tulli's side.

'I can't believe I'm doing this, but after seeing Tuli do it many times before, I think I might not have a choice...'

He then clasped his hands together in a prayer position and closed his eyes.

"Oh lord up in Heaven, here out this weary Imp's cry..." Blitzø prayed through his crying, "I seek not hell, nor quarrel with thee, but ask of a humble plea... Help me save the life of Tulli Knolastname... Help me save my best friend... Thy's angel whom hast been helping me and many others see the light in the darkness that surrounds us... Thy Shepard of Heaven so wrongly born in Hell... Saint Peter above is not ready to meet this humble soul... Thine angel still has so much left to do... Please, give them one last chance to be by our side... I pray to thee, please don't let this be the last time we can see them... I pray to thee, please just one last chance... And in return, I'll do one favor of thine's choosing... I'll never ask of anything from thee ever again... In Jesus name I pray... Amen..."

Seemingly, as if by magic, things started turning around. Clients started to fall multiple times a day and the money started flowing. All of it going towards Tulli's special surgeries. And eventually they managed to get all the money needed. Blitzø was join by, to his surprise, Fizz, Barbie, Octavia, Moxxie, Millie, Loona, Sallie May, Milky, Enzo, and Twilight the day of Tulli's last surgery. 

Eventually the light lit up and everyone looked as the nurse wheeled her out.



Her neck was now pure imp scar white. Her limbs were mechanical like Fizz's. And she was wearing a special mask.

"You can take her away now, she's done," The nurse commented before heading back.

I started to sob and my voice came through the mask sounding like Alastor the Radio Demon's.

"Look at me..." I cried, "I'm... hideous... I can't take off this mask or I'll die... But I sound awful..."

"You're not hideous," Milky assured with a smile, coming up to me holding Twilight and Enzo.

She then let me hold them and the looked at me with joy.

"Ma... ma..." Enzo went.

"Dad... dy..." Twilight followed up.

I could only smile in joy... well as much as I could communicate so... and said to the joy of the others...

"I'm glad to be with all of you."

Chapter Text

It was a quiet day for I.M.P, because of that, Blitzø decided to host a watch party for the tape he and Fizz recovered from Tulli the day she suffered her critical condition giving injury. Those in attendance with him were Millie, Moxxie, Loona, Barbie, & Octavia.

"Sir, are you sure this is a good idea?" Moxxie asked.

"She didn't have this with her all day," Blitzø pointed out, "The fact me and Fizz found it on her suggests to me that it's important enough for her to want to take it with her."

"I just hope it doesn't involve the Operator..." Octavia shuttered in fear, remembering her encounter with the beast.

"Speaking of, have any of ya'll outside of Via ever seen the creature Tulli talks about?" Millie asked.

"No, but from what I've heard from Octavia we really don't want to," Loona replied.

Blitzø then put the tape into the VCR and backed up to the couch to join the others.

(Camera points at my human face, showing me sitting in my car with long hair, sporting a beard with bags under my eyes as look to be contemplating something.)

"Holy Hell it's Tulli when she was human!" Blitzø pointed out.

"Sweet Satan, she looks awful," Millie went in shock.

"I've seen worse," Barbie and Loona shrugged.

(I make my decision and take the camera, leaving the car to show me at Bean Station Park on Earth.)

'There was a... park there?' Octavia thought in surprise, 'Why didn't she take me there?'

(Footage cuts to me walking through the park, following a trail that leads to a tunnel pipe.)

(I cross the rocky gap and walk through the tunnel, stopping every few moments or so to look behind me to see if I was being followed.)

"Why is she looking behind her?" Barbie pondered.

"You ever get the sudden feeling like something's wrong?" Moxxie asked everyone in worry.

"For once fatty... We're in agreement," Loona shuddered, shaking a little.

(I reach the other side of the tunnel and the footage cut to me going deeper into the woods.)

(I eventually reach a small cliff covered in dead leaves, slowly making my way down until I loose my balance and stumble, dropping the camera and having to pick it up again as I observe my surroundings.)

Everyone hissed and groaned at the fall.

"That's gotta hurt..." Barbie groaned in pain.

(I dust myself off and head towards the clearing, coming across an abandoned road and noticing a familiar looking, to me, abandoned and rundown red shack.)

"The fuck's a shack doing out in the middle of the woods?" Blitzø asked.

"I don't think this is part of the woods," Octavia pointed out, "There's a road. Someone lives through there."

"Probably an old storage shack that got abandoned then," Millie suggested, "It surprisingly ain't uncommon to see them down in Wrath."

(I started looking around for a minute before looking at a certain spot where the Operator had appeared, messing with the camera's video and causing me to panic breath before quickly vanishing and the video returned to normal.)

If fear wasn't present within the group before... it was now... Loona dropped her phone with a horrified expression on her face. Millie and Moxxie started holding each other for comfort through their shivering. Octavia hugged her legs for comfort. Barbie looked on worried. Blitzø looked on with a bit of anger on his face.

(I started breathing quicker as I pulled out my phone and called Matthew.)

Voice Mail: Please leave a message.

Me (Terrified): Matt. It's me.

(I started heading towards the shack.)

"Who's Matt?" Octavia pondered.

"Must've been her friend when she was human," Blitzø figured.

Me (Terrified): I watched the tape I took from you. And now I'm at the park trying to retrace Cooper and Sierra's steps.

(I went inside the shack.)

Blitzø growled in anger hearing Cooper's name, knowing all the things he had done while Tulli was human from Tulli's stories.

Me (Terrified): I crossed through that tunnel, but now I'm at that shack we woke up at before.

Me (Panicking): But that layout is wrong! It's COMPLETELY wrong! We've NEVER been to the other side of this tunnel and when we left here I KNOW we didn't cross back through it! Bean Station's either sifted around or I'm starting to lose it!

The fear in the room only started to get worse with every word past Tulli said.

(I heard a branch break outside and started hyperventilating a bit, looking around and seeing nothing only for my camera's audio to start giving small static.)

"It's a trap..." Blitzø gasped in horror.

Me (Horrified): Listen, just call me as soon as you get this!

Me (Lachrymose): I'm... I'm sorry. I know why you kept that tape from me. And we're not gonna get anywhere like this, working solo. I'm gonna come over at some point tomorrow and we'll figure out what to do next...

(I started coughing really badly...)

Me (Horrified): I gotta get out of here! I'm starting to hear things I know aren't there! And it's starting to make me feel really sick-

(I then started coughing so badly I had to lean against the wall of the shack for support.)

"No, NO! GET OUT OF THERE!! RUN!!!" Octavia panicked.

Me (Desperate & Terrified): CALL ME BACK IF YOU CAN, PLEASE!!!

(I hung up just in time for me to drop the camera and stumble trying to walk through my coughing only to fall onto my hands and knees and eventually my side as I gripped my stomach.)

(The camera started to get fogged up with a static noise as I started having a seizure fit and eventually, all noise was overtaken by the static and the video started glitching out as the Operator stood over me from a nearby window.)

Any emotion other that absolute heart-stopping terror died the moment everyone noticed the Operator in its full terror rendering past Tulli completely helpless.

(All noise eventually stopped as the video cut to me running away from the scene, until it's dropped and upside down looking as I'm dragged away by my legs by black tendrils forming from the Operator. The glitching intensifies as The Operator starts absorbing me into his body slowly and surely. My agonized wails of horror and pain unable to be heard clearly enough with the glitchy audio. Eventually I'm consumed fully and the Operator vanishes allowing the video to resume to normal... until it ends with a cut.)

The tape ejected from the VCR... and nobody dared move. Their faces stricken with pure terror at what they had witnessed as they could hear their own heartbeats in their ears. Blitzø slowly, with his shaking hand, took the tape... and threw it on the ground, proceeding to stomp on it till it was nothing but dust. Octavia quickly summoned a dustpan and broom to sweep up the remnants and toss them into the trashcan which was then lit on fire by Moxxie and put out by Millie with her using a massive hammer and then threw it into a blender pulled out by Barbie who turned it into a liquid that was then poured down a kitchen sink and the garbage disposal unit then turned on by Loona turning the liquid into absolute mush. All with scared shitless faces on them.

"What we've seen, must NEVER be seen by anyone else!" Blitzø firmly stated, "We shall NEVER speak of this again to ANYONE!" to which everyone else collectively replied with;

"Agreed..."

Chapter Text

I pressed a button on my mask and opened up a port that allowed me to put in and eat normal food as I sat down at the table with Milky, Enzo, and Twilight.

"How's the alfredo tasting?" I asked Milky as I ate with Milky feeding Enzo and me feeding Twilight.

"This is really good!" Milky smiled, "I didn't know butter and parmesan was the real alfredo sauce, but whe-"

"No chicken," I firmly stated, "Chicken does not go in Alfredo Pasta, period."

"Oh... Okay."

I got a call on my phone and proceeded to answer, closing up the port on my mask.

"Moshi moshi?" I responded.

"Tulli, have I got a job for you," Blitzø proclaimed.

Later in the Greed Ring, Blitzø flopped out of the limo while I just walked out like a normal person armed with a Bushmaster ACR Basic with Trijicon 4x32 ECOS AGOG Scope & Remington ACR full auto lower with my sidearm being a Beretta M9A4 and covered in tactical gear.

"Try to look professional, will you," I joked to Blitzø as he got up and we joined up with Fizz and Ozzie.

"First off, fuck you," Blitzø groaned, "Secondly, wow, I haven't been to a crowd event in years."

"Can you two remind me why you're here again?" Fizzaroli groaned.

"I uhh.... invited them," Ozzie answered, "To help you, with extra security. You know your fans."

"I would say you should've got me alone, but to be honest if it were just me people automatically assume the worst about why I'm somewhere I normally shouldn't be," I stated, groaning.

"Did you see the news when Tulli got out of the hospital?" Blitzø interjected, "In all honesty, that explosion INCREAED people's fear of her. Because if THAT didn't kill her, what will, am I right?"

"Since I can't be with you," Ozzie continued, "I felt they'd be the next best thing."

"They'd be the next best thing?" Fizz questioned.

"Well, Blitzø kept you safe when I wasn't able to and The Devil... well you already know why when it comes to her,"

"Not wrong," I smirked.

"Mm-hmm... little sus babe," Fizz replied.

"Blitzø if I ever say sus in an unironic way, I give you full permission to shoot me in the chest with a blessed tipped pistol point blank," I stated, groaning.

"Noted," Blitzø responded coming up to Fizz as did I, "Come on Fizz, it's just like old times. I'll make sure no one gives you shit today."

"Besides you?" Me and Fizz said together.

The three of us then stopped when we heard a rubble, only for it to be revealed as Mammon making his appearance.

"Aaay there he is!" Mammon proclaimed, "Now how's my bright, shiny, brand baby doing?"

Blitzø noticed my anger shakes and immediately tried to calm me down.

"Hold it in Tul, hold it in!" Blitzø assured, "Wait for your moment!"

"Gonna be hard with this cunt," I growled, "I've beaten Leviathan, Asmodeus, and Beelzebub in our first fights but not him nor Satan yet."

"What about Belphegor & Lucifer?"

"Lucifer's not worth it, and me and Bel are... exes on good terms."

"THE FUCK?!" Blitzø whisper panicked, "YOU DATED THE SIN OF SLOTH?!"

"Not for as long as my other ex-girlfriend Vikki, we found out early enough that it wasn't going to work so we dropped it then and there,"

"Well fuck me... I don't think any of mine will ever top that," Blitzø sighed in surprise, "I don't know whether to be jealous of you or sad for you that it didn't work out."

"Well, me and her have fiddled with the idea of getting back together," I responded, "Especially after she personally looked after me following the explosion in Greed. But the idea's on hold at the moment till I deal with the Operator. I don't want to drag any more people into that mess if I can help it. Octavia's already been exposed to it, and who knows how long it'll be till the Operator will try to make her his next target because of it."

"Ready to reclaim your win another year?" Mammon asked.

"You know it, Mammon sir," Fizz nervously replied.

"Gooood, cause, you know, I saw your competition and it's pretty stiff, right?" Mammon explained, "You are gonna have to try extra hard like- fixin' that posture. Not gonna lie, you're looking a bit chungo."

"Does he need glasses? Fizz looks like a twig," I groaned making Blitzø snicker.

"Maybe lose a few so we don't gotta make any more adjustments to the Fizzies," Mammon suggested, "People like 'em skinny as fuck."

"Either you intervene now or I'm beating Mammon's ass across the seven rings here and now," I firmly told Blitzø who put away his glasses.

"Oh- right, sir. Of course! I'll work on that!" Fizz stuttered in fear.

"Excuse me?!" Blitzø scoffed heading over to join the duo.

I sighed in relief before summoning a Cherry Lime Blast and pouring some into an auto opening port on my mask.

"Man, that's some good shit," I smiled as I drank, watching Blitzø confront Mammon. When Blitzø had his words in edgewise said, I joined the fray, teleporting my drink away closing the port, "Nah, why don't you tell him what ya really mean," I interjected.

Mammon looked at me with confusion until I snapped my fingers and transformed into my regular get up while keeping the weapons causing mass gasps among the crowd.

"IT'S THE DEVIL!!!!" someone in the audience panicked.

"This? This little cunt's the one that beat up Leviathan, Asmodeus, & Beelzebub and has all of Hell terrified?" Mammon laughed, "I could squash you like a bug!"

"Save it Christmas Tree," I interjected causing Mammon to gag in shock and anger, "I'm here for Fizz, not your entertainment, shouldn't you be off by now? Don't you have somewhere to be? Isn't the saying with someone like you 'Time is Money'? Or are you so fat & lazy you make my ex Belphegor look active by comparison?"

This drew genuine laughs and ooos of shock from the crowd as Fizz and Blitzø tried to hold in their own laughter. Mammon's growl caused the duo to stop as he then looked at Fizz.

"Just don't forget to smile Fizz," Mammon firmly stated before leaving.

"I can't wait to kick his ass," I growled as I joined up with Blitzø & Fizz.

"Look, Blitzø, Tulli, I don't know why Ozz brought you two here, but can you two at LEAST not talk back to my boss?!" Fizz went, "I need this gig!"

"No, you don't," I firmly went, "You only THINK you need this gig because to you it's all you know. You don't have to tie yourself down to him, look at the way he treats you for crying out loud. That's not the sign of someone who's looking out for someone, that's someone looking to nickel and dime you for every bit of talent you have till he can't no more. He's like EA personified."

"E-wha?" Blitzø went in confussion.

"EA, otherwise known as Electronic Arts," I explained, "a video game company from Earth NOTORIOUS for shady business practices as well as being known to do the following cycle; buy out the smaller studios and make them a fourth-party studio, my way of saying a studio owned by a third-party development company in the gaming industry, let them sweat out a few good games to their names, force them to make the same kind of game over and over again with smaller and smaller differences between the games till all the talented people at the studio inevitably leave due to a lack of creative freedom with an increase on pleasing shareholders who give more of a fuck about earnings than they do quality games, inevitably force said fourth-party company to make a game that's outside of their comfort zone due to it being the popular trend at the time by disguising it as part of their beloved franchise, blame them for the inevitable failure of that franchise being forever tainted and squeezing the last bit of joy you could've had dry from the company, shut them down or lay off 80% of the staff, give the executives a pay raise, and repeat."

"That's... pretty descriptive..." Blitzø went with shifty eyes.

"I was a gamer whenever I wasn't fearing for my life," I explained, "A very hardcore game."

"I have NOTHING outside of this! I need this-"

"No, you, don't!" I firmly replied, "You have people that care for you, want to see the best in you! You're tricking yourself into believing you do! Mammon only sees dollar signs in you because he's yet to find someone who can surpass you! Do you really think once he finds someone surpassing you that he won't just toss you aside like some cheap whore to make way for a new golden goose?!"

"I JUST NEED IT, OKAY?!" Fizz growled before turning and sighing, "Smile inside and out..."

"I'll get through to him Blitzø," I assured as Fizz walked away, "Right now he's in denial, but he'll see the truth with his own eyes eventually."

Almost as if on cue, an envy ring girl duo started harassing Fizz leading to Blitzø interjecting. I just watched as everything went down from the entrance, the duo walked by me until...

"You two should really be careful about overconfidence," I proclaimed coming out of the shadows causing the duo to look behind them.

"Well Glam, look who it is," Glitz mischievously grinned.

"It's the Devil herself Glitz," Glam followed up.

"I've killed demons like you before, but I'm trying to be better for the sake of my own kids," I firmly stated, "You two might win, but here's a harsh dose of reality for you, your overconfidence is gonna bit you in the ass and bite you in the ass hard. Fame comes with a price, you two best be ready to pay the piper when he comes to collect because karma is one helluva a piper, and the piper always gets his pay."

With my piece said I teleported away back to Blitzø & Fizz with a glitchy effect. WAIT WHAT?! I looked over myself to see a hand of mine glitching out for a brief moment before returning to normal.

"I'm running out of time... I need to finish the Operator off fast & soon," I panicked.

The contest came and went, by the end Fizz was tied with Glitz & Glam and Mammon was doing a meet n' greet with the finalists. After a... weird... conversation Mammon had with Fizz, I made myself known to him while Blitzø stayed behind me on a bungie rope.

"What's the matter Fizz? I thought you had nothing to worry about?" I deadpanned, "Are you starting to finally see what I was talking about?"

"Fizz, you really should listen to her," Blitzø added, "She doesn't just say bullshit without meaning it."

"It's fine, it's just how he is," Fizz groaned, going off to meet fans.

"The cracks are getting bigger, something's gonna give eventually," I stated.

Luckily it seemed something did, a deaf kid got Fizz's attention. Wait... I think I've seen that kid before... Yeah! He helped nurse me after my fight with Beel! I had just retreated to the Lust Ring and stumbled into an orphanage when... Oh man, Fizz will need to hear that story. I wound up teleporting to them with a smile on my face, kneeling down to the kid next to Fizz. I held up a hand projecting the words to him.

"Hey Olli, fancy meeting you here. :)"

"What, happened to you?" Oliver signed in worry.

"I... don't want to talk about it... ;("

"I'm just glad to see you're still in one piece. X3"

"There's not enough ways I can say sorry for asking you to help me that day... X("

"It's okay," Oliver signed in joy, "It was the right thing to do."

"That's a good head to have on your shoulders Ollie. :)"

"It'll get you far if you meet the right people. :D"

"But... how will I know?" Oliver signed with curiosity.

"You'll know you've met the right people when your group feels incomplete without each other. X3"

"Thanks for the advice Tiv!" Oliver happily signed.

"I'm glad I could help you. :3"

"I hope you're excited for the biiig finale!" Fizz happily proclaimed as me and him stood up.

"Boo! Boo! Sellout piece of shit!" a manic fan called from the crowd.

"Ollie, go! Things look like they're about to get ugly! D:"

Oliver quickly fled as I pulled out the ACR and readied it.

"Your act is such fucking trash; always has been," The fan called out, getting on top of the crowd, "Except now, I have to see your smug face plastered on everything, everywhere! And you can read all about it on my review blog: fuck-Fizz-but-not-in-a-sexy-way dot-complainer, dot-com, dot-org, dot-gov."

"Stay behind me Fizz!" I ordered Fizz before turning to the fan, "Sir, I'm gonna need you to stop heckling the contestant before things get ugly!"

"You can't tell me what to do!" The fan growled, getting closer, "He's not even a clown anymore, you're not even scary anymore, all he does is work at that overpriced sleaze joint and then every year come back to put us through the same old tired routine! Is there even an original idea in that head?! And you, you used to be something feared by everyone! A true devil that could've destroyed Lucifer, but instead you threw it all away to live a quiet life as a hired gun with two kids that were forced upon you and never wanted in the first place and yet act like you owe it to them to be there for them! And now because of that, you're weaker than you've ever been! Just look at yourself for crying out loud! You look like some knock-off sex robot now!"

"You don't know jack shit about Me, Fizz, and keep my damn kids out of your FUCKING mouth!!!" I screeched back getting ready to punch him only for Blitzø to intervene by jumping in front and pointing a gun at him.

"What? Still think you're too good to even talk to me?" The psycho taunted, "Still gotta get this chump to stand in for you? You're fucking pathetic. To think what we could've been together if YOU hadn't been too up your own ass to listen-"

He was cut off by me punching him in the gut hard to the point of puking up blood. My arm had Fizz's stretchy-ness to it allowing me to hit him from afar much to my own surprise before quickly getting determined.

"Do yourself a favor and shut the fuck up," I firmly stated.

"You're not done with me Fizzaroli!" The psycho groaned as he ran away, clutching his stomach.

I turned and saw Fizz hyperventilating like crazy. Me and Blitzø quickly rushed over to him to make sure he was alright.

"Fizz, you're alright," I assured, "Listen to my voice, close your eyes, listen to my voice, and follow my directions-"

And then Mammon appeared pushing me and Blitzø out of the way causing me to land in a pile of sex bots.

"Oooo la la~" One went feeling me all over, "Look at you bad girl~"

"GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!" I panicked, having bad flashbacks of Crimson and trying to find a way out, "WHERE'S THE SURFACE?!?!"

Luckily Blitzø managed to pull me out and I started checking myself over to make sure I was fine. After sighing upon realizing I was fine I rushed over to Fizz who just got done talking to Mammon who disappeared.

"Fizz, you need to see reality before you, you don't need-"

"I do Tulli, I do..." Fizz cut off.

"You are being stupid!" I firmly replied, "This shit's not as important as you think it is!"

"This job is!" Fizz retorted, turning to face me, "Without it, I'll lose-"

"Everything!" The Twins sneered in joy before laughing in victory as they retreated to the stage.

"And what the fuck does that make us and Ozzie?" I growled causing Fizz to get a realization look of 'What have I done?!'.

"W-Wait, I didn't mean-"

"Sure, you didn't," I scoffed as I walked off. Blitzø could tell what I was doing and walked off with me. 

When Fizz left, I called Ozzie and told him what was going on. It was all up to him now. Eventually he did arrive and I listened in through my Operator eye, cuing Blitzø in as they talked. ... God damn it is that song they're singing cute-

"OH SHIT, PSYCHO FAN!" I shouted, getting our gear ready as I teleported us to the area. and blasted the fan into pate, "TANGO DOWN!" I then looked at the duo and smirked. "Hey, Fizz, you finally start listening to reason?"

"Yeah... Sorry about-"

"Hey, no need to apologize Fizzy-Bizzy," I interjected, "This was a stressful day for many people involved. But I think we all know there's only one way to end this."

And, there was.

(2 Minutes Notice: LINK)

Awesome. As well as Him saying "I quit"- OH SHIT MAMMON'S GOING TRUE DEMON FORM! Everything was happening so fast, Ozzie coming out in his own True Demon Form, Ozzie confessing publiccly that he loved Fizz, and now it's my turn.

"HEY, FAT FUCK!!!" I shouted, teleporting in front of Mammon causing the cameras to be on us, "ORRAAA!!!!" I punched Mammon hard across the face sending him flying till he landed on his web.

"YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!!" Mammon screamed in rage rushing for me.

"Bad move~" I grinned.

The second Mammon got in range... it was ass whipping time.

"MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA!!!"

"MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA!!!"

"MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA!!!"

"MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA!!!"

"WRRRRRRYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

"MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA!!!"

"MUDA!!!!" I ferociously shouted, punching Mammon down towards the ground sending him down the rings at hypersonic speeds into the Sloth ring leaving a Mammon sized, literally, crater as well as leaving him bloodied and broken.

I popped my neck by moving it side to side and sighed before seeing those covered in Mammon's blood horrified at my power. I giggled instinctively as the spotlight and cameras were all on me and said;

"Uh.... Oops?"

Chapter Text

I stood in the dark void surrounded by free floating orbs 20x the size of Jupiter. The Unknown Regions. A bag was in my hand, artifacts I had collected and modified to be capable of taking on the Operator. And, almost as if on cue, the bastard appeared right in front of me.

"I didn't think you'd put yourself on the line like this," I said with a determined look, "You know as well as I do the rules of fighting in the voids housed within the Verse Levels. Any damage we sustain here isn't nullified by the 'in a different universe besides your own cancels damage taken to prevent interference with the affairs of that world' clause. And you usually pride yourself on the fact you can never be hurt... well... until me that is. I wonder if you've still got the scar from when I attacked you in your home verse. That certainly woke you up, didn't it? You should've killed me when you had the chance instead prolonging my suffering for your own meal pleasure. Now? We're on even footing. I know that you know my abilities are starting to go haywire. The longer I'm marked by you, the sooner my true death will come. So, I had to find death before death found me."

From the bag I pulled out a small cauldron.

"And that's exactly what I've been doing the whole time,"

I then proceeded to drink all of its contents, which was soon followed up by ethereal screaming as I held my head in absolute pain. Growling as my muscles started to grow slightly and spines started to form across my back and my teeth got even sharper. Eventually, it all stopped, and I looked over myself with a smile. Even my Robotic parts gained muscle.

"Berserk from the DoomVerse," I smirked, a feral touch added to my voice, "Permanant 10x Base Strength Increase. But that's not all!"

I then pulled out silver rune from the bag and forcefully shoved it onto my back causing bleeding until I used a med kit stim shot and the wound started healing, molding the rune to my back.

"Quad Damage Rune from the QuakeVerse," I proclaimed, "Normally, its effects would be timed, but thanks to some magic and hard work, it's now a permanent 4x base damage increase! 10 times 4 is a 40x base damage increase!"

I then pulled out a bottle of pills and downed the whole thing, my heartrate increased as I could hear it in my ears.

"Steroids from the NukemVerse!" I proudly went, "That's a permanent 2x speed boost with my modifications!"

I then pulled out a talisman and put it around my neck, instantly a black glow emitted from me.

"The Talisman of Willpower from the BloodVerse!" I grinned, "Neigh-Invincibility by reducing all damage taken by 90%? I do believe so."

I then pulled out the final item, none other than Stolas's Grimoire, tossing the bag aside.

"And finally, the Goetia Grimoire from the HellaVerse," I growled, "Not the one from my world, but one that has just the spell I need."

The book opened on its own to a page and instantly my visible eye went dark.

"VWRBNV PKMAUOLFJ WA MONFFIJ LACKSCEDUF DIQOFJ NDOAJIJ FHHGUG MIKAL!" I chanted as my voice gained a reverse like effect to it, "SDOAOU GYFGUNNUFG JSIO'P UUFHHF TEFYSFGI APOKJFO RAMANA IJFES PFJPWJI JIAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!"

My body erupted with wind and electricity as I continued to scream. The Operator was pushed back as it tried to block the force but was failing. My screams got louder and louder and the forceful winds stronger and stronger and the electricity started sparking off more and more till eventually it all came to a halt when my body erupted with an explosion. Eventually it all died down, and my body was completely black with a star pattern all over it except for my mouth and eyes. Wings erupted from my back, the left one resembling a Succubus's and the right one resembling an Angel's carrying the same pattern as my body. The Grimoire vanished as I looked over my new form.

"What's the matter?" I taunted, my voice sounding both demonic and angelic at the same time.

The Operator was starting to shake in real fear.

"Never saw a Mystic Form before?!" I taunted further, looking towards the Operator with my eyes now resembling my Nightmare Form's.

I flew up into the air, grinning as I looked down at the Operator.

"There's only one way this is ending between you and me, Operator," I stated, salivating at my mouth, "There's no better fitting punishment for all you've done than to EAT YOU!!!" I licked my lips as I rais my hands tantalizingly, "Better start running boy~! Because MOMA'S HUNGRY! GET OVER HERE!!!!"

It zoomed into the Operator like a bullet causing us to roll as they tried to hold me back only for me to fly up with him in my hands and fly into a Verse Orb shattering it into pieces on impact and causing massive damage to the operator, Fuchsia Blood splattered onto my face which was licked up by my tongue and with one toss as I stopped, sent the Operator through another Verse Orb shattering it into pieces and into the ground with Fuchsia Blood erupting from the micro crater. I telepathically pulled Verse Orbs to me and begun juggling them like nothing as I waited for the Operator to get out of the micro crater. He struggled to get up to his feet before I then started throwing the Verse Orbs into them which didn't shatter on impact. Each one was a direct hit, and each one made the Operator more and more damaged and losing more and more blood till eventually I flew/zoomed down into him and started dragging him across the ground leaving a blood trail as I dragged him. I held him up by his left arm and let him try to get an attack in with a tendril only for me to bite it hard enough to cause bleeding and rip it out of his back with one small clean tug leaving an open bleeding hole.

I then slurped up the tendril like was nothing and then pulled his left arm off like it was nothing with no effort and let him drop down onto the floor as I proceeded to eat the arm like it was a Pocky Stick. I then swiftly descended and landed on one of his legs as he was crawling away and popped the thing in half. Upon noticing I picked it up and begun eating it like a chicken leg before turning him over to his side... and kicking him towards another Verse orb that was then covered in Fuchsia Blood as it caught the Operator and broke his back. He then fell back down to the floor just as I finished the last of the leg. I walked over to him. He then teleported behind me and punched me in the back as I then held him there with my own Tendrils.

"Really?" I scoffed, "You throw every bit of your strength into that, and it didn't even phase me?"

I then ripped the arm out of its socket and slammed the Operator on the ground splattering more Fuchsia Blood out as I then ate the arm in front of him, proceeding to stomp off the other leg and it as well.

"#$%^%^^!!!"

"Sorry~" I mischievously grinned, "All out of mercy."

I then pounced onto the pitiful form of the Operator and proceeded to rip them apart, simultaneously eating them as I did so. Purposefully avoiding vital organs to make it as slow and painful as possible. Eventually, all that was left was a Fuchsia Blood puddle beneath me. When I was done, I let out a loud burp that destroyed two nearby Verse Orbs. I wiped my mouth and went to the Verse Orb that originated the Operator and with one hand, shattered it to smithereens. Something then happened. I clutched my head as I screamed out in pain before my scream of pain then evolved into a scream of agony as I exploded into a white light that encompassed the area. After a while my screams died down and smoke enveloped me. I breathed hard and as the smoke dissipated, I looked over myself. I looked... normal... I summoned a mirror and couldn't believe my eyes...



"I... I did it..." I stuttered in joy, "I'm free... I'm free! I'M FREE!!!!"

At the gates of Heaven, Saint Peter was waiting as he normally did... till hundreds if not millions of people arrived at the gate... most of whom were children.

"OH, GOOD FATHER IN HEAVEN, WHAT HAPPENED?!" Saint Peter panicked.

In Hell, Sinners were falling left and right from the sky by the hundreds. Lucifer looked in both shock and horror at the sight before him.

"What in Father's name?!" He stuttered in fear.

(Music Video-esque Segment)


In a dark void a white circle starts to become more and more red while a white X slowly forms from the middle of the circle.

Tim Wright (voice): The sprits of the victims have been freed. They are finally at rest... And The Operator no longer has any hold over our universe or any other. The victims have finally been laid to rest today and may finally be at peace.

The X completes as the circle becomes fully red and turns red as we cut to a street with missing posters for people and children of various ages on the telephone pole and fences. We then cut to Human Cain and Able as Cain comes up behind Able with a stone ready to kill as Cain's eyes flash momentarily with the operator symbol and the Operator behind him in the woods.

Victim: (The screen turns red as Cain slams the rock onto Able) ♫Blurs of bloody red♫ (we cut to Able on the ground with his head bashed in bleeding out as he faced the ground as the rain poured) ♫Hours of pain & dread♫ (The operator symbol appears as the screen darkens) ♫Given new life that night♫ (Years from 0 AD to 2025 AD count up fast as it appears in front of the Operator Symbol) ♫Years of Strife♫ (cut to skinny and naked people of various ages screaming in agony holding their heads in a fog covered dark void with the Operator symbol behind them) ♫He trapped us♫ (chains form around their necks) ♫Please release us♫ (cut to a teen on their knees with their hands over their face with their fingers looking like claws) ♫A voice that fuels our rage♫ (The Operator's hands appear to hover to the sides of the teen) ♫Consumes us♫

The teen lets their hands off their face to scream and half their face is monstrous and angry while the other is wailing and crying in horror.

Victim: (a missing poster of a kid on a telephone pole appears) ♫A haunting lullaby♫ (Cut to a proxy similar to the one Tulli chased for killing Matt standing over their own grave) ♫Awake but not alive♫ (cut to a calendar showing many different years of Human Tivon being stalked, chased, and hunted by Proxies) ♫Decades of fun despite...♫ (Cut to an old photo of human Tivon with his human friends and them all being Xed out with the Operator symbol till it was just him and Matt left) ♫Stolen lives♫ (Cut to a YouTube channel showing the various entries of Human Tivon's experiences) ♫They watched us♫ (We then see two greyed out silhouette people watching one and laughing) ♫Did they mock us?♫ (we then cut to the moment before Tulli curb stomped The Operator) ♫Did they come here again...♫ (we then see a chain collar reserved for Tivon/Tulli) ♫To join us?♫

A scream happens and the screen is covered in Fuchsia.

Victim: ♫What is this?♫ (The Fuchisa turns white on one side as a Winner appears looking at their hands in shock while the other turns red with a Sinner appearing looking at their own hands in shock too) ♫The pain is gone♫ (We see the people in the Operator's void slumpt over dead) ♫Our shells of misery stay♫ (We then see the Winner be looked over by Saint Peter and the Sinner by Lucifer) ♫We see day♫

A void then appears along with the Operator symbol that morphs in shape and color into the one now on Tulli's eye in its place.

Victim: (We then see the silhouette of Tulli over a red background with her new eye symbol) ♫They watched us♫ (angel wing silhouettes then form on her back as the red background becomes white) ♫They saved us!♫ (The void containing the bodies of the deceased is now on fire) ♫Embers burn away what had kept us♫ (a black void then appears in a YouTube video) ♫Remember♫

The video starts showing a montage of various Slender Man/Operator encounters accross different channels as well as Human Tivon's plus Tulli's encounters when being reborn before everything ended with a fade to black on a still image on a wooden cross grave with a golden locket around it.

I stood for a good moment, taking in my surroundings after having gotten a look at myself and gotten rid of the mirror.

"It's over..." I happily sighed, "It's finally all over... Now I can get back to living a normal life."

"Oh, I wouldn't say that,"

My eyes immediately shot open in horror as I turned to look behind me.



"Wh-WHAT THE?!" I panicked.

AUGHH!!!!

I looked down at my abdomen and saw a black tendril come out of my stomach. I summoned a mirror to look behind me and was horrified.



"Wh... What the?!" I gagged out, before falling to my side as the new me came over to the other me's side, "What's going on?!" I gagged out trying to apply pressure to the wound.

"Well, to put names to faces you can call me Vinot," The blue me grinned, "And this other one is Ovtin." 

"But that doesn't answer what the fuck you are!" I groaned.

"We're you, genius," Vinot smugly scoffed, "At least your betters. After you killed the Operator, the Mystic Form Spell's effects wore off and returned you to your base form. But since you consumed the Operator, that came with a terrible price. Now you've been split into three. The one everyone's always known currently with a hole in their abdomen. Me, the beloved wife of Crimson. And Ovtin, the untapped proxy of the Operator. Now that we're free, we're loose to do whatever we fucking want and nobody can stop us!"

"This isn't happening... I WON DAMN IT, I WON!!!" I screeched.

"Adios, Tulli," Vinot smuggly grinned as she and Ovtin teleported away.

I growled as I got up, despite my pain, and teleported straight to Belphagor who awoke due to my noise and screamed in horror as I slumped over. I started to pass out as blood loss started to overtake me, Belphagor grabbed me and rushed me to her nearest hospital as fast as she could and as sleep overtook me, one thought ran throughout my head...

'WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?!?!'

Chapter Text

"Well, isn't this just fan, fucking, tastic..." Blitzø groaned as I finished off my water bottle following Belphegor releasing me from her care and me hitching a ride with Blitzø back home, "Everything's gone to shit with me and Stolas, you took care of the Operator but now we may have an even bigger problem on our hands because your soul's been split into three while all that shit was going down!"

"Get ahold of yourself dude," I retorted, "My legs still work which means I can still kick some ass. Even then, they're on the same level as me in terms of power this time, I know for sure I can handle this. Plus, with Stolas, what you two do with your lives is your own thing. But that doesn't mean I won't try to help you clean the mess up. However, you need to talk to him first. I'll listen in with my Operator Eye, but you need to talk to him alone. Regardless of the outcome, I'll stand by your side and help you through it. I've been with you too long to give up on ya now."

"Thanks buddy," Blitzø smiled as we fist bumped.

The next day, I sat in Blitzø's van as I listened/watched everything go down and... well as I expected it to. Everything was going down JUST as I told Stella would happen. Panful to see this? You're god damned right. Hurtful to be right? Buddy, you have NO idea. And here he comes. I left my operator eye vision as we just sat in the van looking at each other.

"Now what?" Blitzø asked.

"Time to make good on your word," I answered as I summoned a pen and notebook, "Start making the list. It's time to get to work."

And first on our list was none other than Martha.

"Yes?" She asked as she opened only to see us, "Oh... It's you... and... who are you?"

"His best friend," I replied.

"Heyyy Martha!" Blitzø followed up, "Look, I know we killed you in the past but I just wanted to say no hard feelings and offer this-"

Just as Blitzø handed Martha the basket who should step out of the bathroom than-

"WHAT DA FUUUUQ?!?!" I went in shock, "Ms. Mayberry?! The hottie who wanted you dead?!"

"EH?!" Mayberry went in surprise.

There was an awkward pause before I said, "Give me and my wife a call, let's hang out some time, the four of us with my kids." I suggested.

"We'll... think about it." Martha replied with a shocked look before closing the door and heading inside.

"H-HOOOTIEEE??!?!" Mayberry panicked as me and Blitzø walked away.

"When the hell were you smooth like that?!" Blitzø asked as we got to the Van.

"Have you forgotten what my wife's species is?" I jokingly asked as we got in.

"Okay, walked right into that one," Blitzø groaned as we drove off.

One by one we checked off names from Blitzø's list till he gave a "Fuck You Letter" to the Cherubs.

"I thought I killed everyone working for D.H.O.R.K.S and turned one of their members into a zombie servant," I groaned, "Fucking branch building bullshit's probably what happened."

Eventually though, we completed the immediate list and looked at the invitation Verosika sent Stolas.

"And now onto the Exes... who are all in one place..." Blitzø sighed.

"If push comes to shove Blitzø, we're getting Stolas out of there, I'll kill everyone in the building and get Stolas back home regardless of what he says," I assured, "He shouldn't be at these kinds of places. He's going through a divorce, his relationship status with Octavia is getting rockier by the minute, he's not gonna be in his right mind. If you come in contact with him there, remember that."

"How do you know for sure?"

"Blitzø... When I was still Human, a close relative of mine died, specifically my step-grandfather and when I say we were close, I mean I CRIED at his funeral. I NEVER do that, EVER," I firmly replied, "Afterwards my biological grandmother, he was married to, with fell even harder into her depression and started using online shopping as a coping mechanism. Ya wanna know how bad? She started missing bill payments and had to get others to do it for her. And just like her usual self, anytime you try to help her she doesn't wanna listen to reason. I know a death isn't comparable to a breakup but the point I'm trying to make is people, regardless of Human or demon, do stupid shit to cope with loss of any kind. The problem is, when people do stupid shit to cope with losses, they wind up doing shit they regret later and can't take back or worse cause a butterfly effect that can lead to something worse happening to them down the line."

"You always were a vocal opinionator of how, 'every action we do has an equal and opposite reaction' down the road," Blitzø stated, "Figures with the way you said that story those words came from experience. And that's not even getting into the Verse Shit me and Fizz saw. Let's get this over with."

I opened a portal and the Van drove through, closing behind us. Blitzø opened the window and asked a group of costume wearers for directions to the house. And of course she made it as obvious as possible. Egotistical slut. As we rolled up and parked, I used my magic to give us alternate clothing and appearances... well to onlookers anyways. We still saw each other as normal. I also added a Moon Knight costume to Blitzø's base form but with a pull up and down mouth cover instead of a mask that way he could still talk to Stolas once we got within range for the cover spell to dissipate. I dressed up as a stereotypical robed angel with fake wings and a halo and also secretly readied a Mk 23 Mod 0 Prototype II Pistol with the LAM & Suppressor, all blessed tipped, at my side also hidden from onlookers except me and Blitzø to deal with those who were too far gone to be forgiven. As I always say, there's a time to forgive, and there's a time to kill. As we went in Blitzø noticed everyone there...

"Wow... Have I fucked over this many people..." Blitzø went in shock.

"How much of it is even true though," I followed up, "How many of them are actual exes and how many are just one-night stands looking for sympathy by faking and lying because they have nothing better to do with their sad pathetic lives."

"Well said hooker," Blitzø smirked.

We then noticed the door to the outside and head out. There was a group playing darts with a drawing of a dead Blitzø. Another doing a burning of a plushie... Oh fuck that shit!

"Time pause!" I went under my breath.

In a single moment, all time stopped, and my nose started bleeding as I got a really bad headache and held my head as Ifell to my knees for a brief moment before getting up and with the gun against the back of their heads, killed those at Darts and the Plushie Burning, collecting the bullet shells and spent mags as they fell and teleporting them away before returning to Blitzø's side gasping in pain.

"FUCK ME I HATE THIS SHIT!" I shouted in pain before wiping my nose, "That's enough, time in!"

Everything returned to normal, and no one seemed none the wiser.

"Y-You're bleeding!" Blitzø pointed out as I applied a quick healing Med-Kit injector.

"Don't worry about it," I said as I discarded the injector, "Just did some out of pocket clean up before the main course."

FUCK ME!!! AUGGHH! GRRR! Fucking forgot! This is why I hate using the time spells in our own timeline! Because the universe tries to fight back the second it notices a discrepancy! AUUGUHHH!!! THE PAAAIIINNNN!!!!! I then noticed Verosika up on stage with Vortex and-

"Shit! Stolas!" I groaned through the new wave of pain, "God damn it, we're not gonna make it in time! She's gonna pressure him into a song about you, the bitch is manipulating him and he's not even realizing it!"

"I won't, listen!" Blitzø firmly said, plugging his ears and closing his eyes.

"Stay behind me," I growled as Blitzø did so.

I could feel my blood boil with every second, we had to listen to that song. I can see right through this charade, I was right. She was NEVER over Blitzø, she's been in nothing but denial ever since. Worse yet, she made part of her brand around her denial.

'Blitzø,' I mentally told Blitzø using my psychic abilities, 'Now that i've seen this, she's left me with no other choice. It's time for this star to fall.'

"Do what you've gotta," Blitzø told me.

Once it was over, me and Blitzø managed to get Stolas guzzling down a bottle of booze and the spell dissipated revealing our real forms.

"Look at you," Blitzø spoke pulling down the mouth cover and revealing a look of disappointment, "Guzzling down that booze like it's the last you'll ever have."

"Came just to judge me, is that it?" Stolas scoffed.

"No, we'll save that for someone else," I quipped, "We're here because this was the last stop on the apology tour."

"Oh, yes, I recall," Stolas scoffed as he proceeded to sit in a chair, "Everyone but me is getting your cheap apologies tonight, hm?"

"Only cheap by your standards, prick," I growled, "Blitzø at least put in more effort than anyone else in Hell would, a place where it's either fend for yourself or die in case you forgot."

"Look, I know how I acted this morning was fucked, okay?" Blitzø sighed.

"This morning? Ughhhh, why did you show up there?" Stolas groaned, "Why did you show up here?"

"Because I need to talk to you," Blitzø answered, "I need to explain that I always believed sorries were for pussies but over time with Tulli I've changed about my opinions on them and felt you disserved one. What I mean is, I've said sorry a lot today, and I've meant it to them. And, this thing we had between us- I mean... You're a fucking prince for Christ's sake, how could you ever ACTUALLY care for an imp? Let alone someone like me? I'm not special like Tulli, I'm not married to anyone like Moxxie, so... why me?"

"I... Have the answer to that," I responded.

"Y-You do?" Blitzø looked at me in shock.

"I can't answer how I know it unless I want the universe to try and fry my brain again-"

"What?" Blitzø & Stolas interrupted with surprise as I finished lying and continued on with the truth.

"-but what I will say, is that... it was when you were kids. Remember the time you had with Stolas?"

"Y-Yeah?"

"You lit up his day so much at the time," I answered, "You left an impression on him that never left him. You were the first friend he ever had and... still technically was to an extent."

"He... did all of that because of our time as kids?" Blitzø stuttered in surprise.

"You were the best thing to ever happen to him, Blitzø," I continued, "His light in a dark void, but as time went on and the further he was from you, that light grew dimmer and dimmer. But the day you took the Grimoire, the light had returned stronger than ever. But this time, that friendship had blossomed into something else. He felt something he hadn't felt since the day you two first met. Love. Real love from someone other than a family member. To Stolas, the day you came back into his life was the spark that awoke something inside him. He finally realized what it was that was missing in his life."

"But... That was a long time ago..." Blitzø somberly replied, "I'm not the same as I used to be when I was a kid. He's not the same as he used to be... We both wound up leading different lives, we took different paths, what happened that day was just a fluke. If things had gone according to plan... Me and Stolas probably would've never seen each other again. I probably wouldn't have even remembered him ever again... You forget about a thousand things every day: people, faces, names, numbers... memories... friends... lovers... You have to lose something to remember the now..."

"Then... it was doomed from the start..." Stolas sighed in defeat.

"Things are different now though," I pointed out catching the duo's interest to varying degrees, "I know you don't want to hear this but... this needed to happen. You two NEEDED to be broken up like this. What happened was unstoppable. Maybe if you two had been married prior, you could've worked it through... but fate had other plans for you two. This break up wasn't just one of a relationship, it was a test."

"A test of what?" Stolas scoffed.

"To see if you two were ready to start for real," I responded.

"F-For real?" Blitzø stuttered in shock.

"Neither of you are tied down to any obligations anymore," I pointed out, "You're both free now to see each other with no possible repercussions. And for that, you two can now truly start seeing each other without the masks. Your love for each other no longer has to feel forced or fabricated, it can now be genuine. But... That's not for me to decide. The only ones who can take this next step forward, is the two of you. From this point forward, I won't be able to help you. What happens next between you two is your choices and your choices alone. Blitzø..." I held out a hand to him, "Do you wish to take this step forward? If you do, there will be no going back. There will be only one way forward from here."

"I do," Blitzø firmly stated, taking my hand.

I then reached a hand out to Stolas who looked genuinely surprised. "I can't force you to do this Stolas," I reassured, "You must make the decision to take my hand or push it away on your own. Do you want to take this step forward? If you do, there's no going back. Forward will be the only way to go from here on out." In Stolas's eyes, as drunkenly slurred as they were, he saw me in my angel get up as a REAL angel and started to cry before wiping his eyes... and taking my hand. I smiled as he got up to his feet. "Come on you two, let's go home," I said. I started walking out with Stolas & Blitzø hand in hand until...

"Hey!"

Oh great...

"Where are you going with him?!" Verosika asked me, "Who are you two?!"

We then turned around and I turned me and Blitzø back to normal causing panicking and gasps in the place.

"IT'S HIM!!" Many shouted.

"We are taking Stolas home where he belongs," I firmly stated, "Not with your manipulative lying ass."

"Do you even know who you're fucking with?! What you've brought Blitzo into?!" Verosika screeched

"A mistake that'll be corrected," I replied.

I then teleported Stolas and Blitzø outside and they were noticed by guests as Blitzø helped Stolas into the Van.

"The door's locked!" a party goer shouted trying to open the door.

"I can't break the windows!" another went trying to break the windows out.

I then summoned the BO4 Cordite with Belt-Fed Mod scaring everyone else into horrified silence.

"You people are the most disgusting creatures," I growled, "Having a whole party to unite a hatred of one lone individual?! How pathetic do you have to be to do such a thing?!"

"You have no idea what we-"

"Shut the fuck up you wash up in denial!" I shouted, "How many of you people even know each other enough to actually know each other's stories?! Can you even trust if everyone here is even telling the truth?! How do you know they're not just a One Night Stand they're blowing out of proportion because they've got nothing better to do with their lives?! HUH?! CAN YOU?!"

And just as I though everyone, including Verosika, started eyeing each other in suspicion and at one point even started hurling accusations at each other to my, admittedly, minor amusement... until I fired into the air to shut everyone up before pointing my gun at everyone again.

"You wanna know how I know?!" I asked, "Fucking Dennis over there! All his interactions with Blitzø came down to being rejected the same night he got drunk and was looking for someone else! All that other shit he probably said! All a LIE!"

"DENNIS!" Someone shouted in rage.

"YOU LYING SHITFACE!" another growled.

"YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING!!!" another seethed as Dennis wet himself while crying.

"SHUT UP!" Verosika screeched in rage, "EVERYONE SHUT UP! I don't give a FUCK what your damn stories is! We need to remember the fact of the matter is, Blitzo is a bastard who does nothing but ruin li-"

"He fixed me,"

You could practically hear the record scratch and breaking glass of horror and realization after everyone heard what I said.

"You heard me right," I smuggly said, "Blitzø, fixed me. The only ones who ruined your lives was yourselves. Blitzø was just another side effect of ya'lls dumbass poor choices in life which lead to it being ruined. The only one to blame for ya'lls missery and pain is yourselves. Which makes me wonder... How many of you will even be missed in the morning obituaries?"

With my pieces said, I unleahed hell. Not a single soul was left alive by the time I was done except for Vortex and Verosika. Vortex I gave a way out when I found him but gave him a tape of a secret recording I made of the whole event and gave him FIRM orders to have Beelzebub see it as well as those working for the morning obituaries to analyze and publish the names. What happens next will be up to Beel, but as for Verosika, I switched out the Cordite for a BOIII MR6 and aimed it at her as she backed into a window with my gun right on her forehead.

"Wait! Please! Don't kill me!" She begged, tears streaming down her face, "I'm sorry-"

"No, you're not, you're just sorry you got caught," I scoffed.

"I promise I'll never do this ever again! I'll leave Blitzo alone! I'll-"

"You think I care about your weak ass groveling?!" I growled, "You really think I care about YOUR GOD DAMN OFFBRAND POP STAR ASS?! YOU THINK I CARE?! ABOUT YOUR GOD DAMN POP STAR OFF OF WISH ASS?! LIKE, BITCH YOU BETTER GET YOUR "I'LL LEAVE BLITZO ALONE FROM NOW ON! I'M TOTALLY NOT LYING-" BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP! BITCH YOU WANNA GET YOUR GOD DAMN LYING MANIPULATIVE, DOODOO FART SPRAYING, CRINGY EGIRL PORTRAYING, UGLY FACE DISPLAYING, BODY BUILT LIKE SOMEONE FUCKED A SEX DOLL THAT COULD GIVE BIRTH, GOT ALL THE BAD GENES, YOU WERE BORN IN THE WRONG FORMAT, 6 FEET TALL YOU'RE THE SAME HEIGHT AS 2X4 WALKING BOARD, YOU GOT NO REAL PERSONALITY, EVERYBODY USES YOU AS A PILLAR TO HOLD THEIR CANTILEVERS- BITCH YOU DUMB AS HELL! SHUT YOUR LITTLE GROVLING ASS UP! "I PROMISE I'LL NEVER DO THIS EVER AGAIN~" YOU THINK I'M GONNA BUY THAT SHIT?! YOU REALLY THINK I'M GONNA BUY THAT SHIT?! BITCH YOU LOOK LIKE A LEVEL 15 MEDICHAM WITH SOMEHOW BIGGER LEGS AND YET YOU STILL CAN'T LAND A REAL RELATIONSHIP! SHUT UP BITCH! YOU'RE AN IRREDIMABLE PIECE OF SHIT, YOU GOT NO REAL LIFE, YOU'RE BUILT LIKE A DEPRESSED TOILET BRUSH, YOU'RE ANNOYING AS FUCK, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU OR YOUR BEEF WITH MY BEST FRIEND, AND THERE ISN'T A SINGLE SOUL IN HELL WITH EVEN A SINGLE IQ POINT THAT IS GONNA MISS YOU WHEN YOU'RE GONE!!!!"

BANG!!!!! CRASH!!!!!