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Sierra has added 23 people to the group chat

Sierra has renamed "Group Chat" to "TOTAL DRAMA GROUP CHAT"

Sierra: HIII EVERYONEE

Noah: Uhm

Noah: What the actual fuck is this shit

Sierra: A group chat :3

Noah: I know

Sierra: Then why do you ask????

Noah: It was a retorical question

Sierra: Oh!

Sierra: ofc...

Cody: What is this.

Sierra: Hi codyyy!!

Noah: BACK OFF STALKIERRA

Izzy: AWWW NOAH IS PROTECTING HIS BOYFRIEND!!!!

Izzy: Gay rights!!

Noah: oh for fucks sake.

Noah: I'm not even gonna answer to that...

Sierra: Actually, I'm not a stalker anymore.

Noah: What

Sierra: I went to therapy and realized what I did was wrong and disgusting. I also realized that I shouldn't force people on a "relationship" and "marriage", since what I was doing was just make people uncomfortable, so... yeah

Noah: Oh. Good for you ig

Cody: Hi Noah!!

Noah: Took you long to greet me

Noah: Also, hi

Izzy: NOCO

Noah: fuck.

Duncan changed 21 names

Girly Screaming Nerd: Christ on a stick.

Ginger: Duncan, we just got here! GOSH

Duncan: Cry abt it.

Ginger: Ofc, you didn't change your username. You know what you should change? Your ugly ass hair that looks like a fish fin painted green and torn off.

Duncan: I-

As if: HA

As if: HAHAHAH

Lesbian #1: Screenshot!!!

Duncan: fuck you

Lesbian #2: fuck you too, Duncondom

DJ has changed 23 names

Gwen: Thx DJ!

DJ: no problem♡

Courtney has muted Duncan for 14 minutes

Courtney: :3

Heather: BAHAHAHAH

Harold: Adidas green logo got gagged

Gwen: ADIDAS GREEN LOGO I'M WHEEZIIIIIIIIING

Bridgette: PFFFT—

DJ: Guys!! Be nice :(

Heather: Erm

Heather: Okay.

DJ: :D

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TOTAL DRAMA GROUP CHAT

Geoff: GOOD MORNING DUDES N DUDETTESSS🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯🙏🙏🙏

Noah: Geoff.

Noah: We just woke up.

Geoff: yeah, but still..

Eva: WHO DARES INTERRUPT MY SLUMBER

Noah: Mr. Partay-boy.

Courtney: Party*

Ezekiel: Heyo

Ezekiel: what's this, eh?

Noah: It's a group chat, homeschooled

Ezekiel: AWOOGA COOCHICOOCHIECOOQJQOJALJDLWNWIQLABSOKWMQBAKAJSIWBWIWHWNWRUSJWBSLANDIE

Ezekiel deleted 1 message

Ezekiel: hi noah

Izzy: Listen here buckeero... I saw what you deleted

Ezekiel: NO YA DIDNT

Geoff: ANYWAAAAAYS

Geoff: Who want's 2 party??

Eva: Absolutely no one.

Eva: Please think of something original FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

Geoff: Slumber party?

Eva: It's technically the same motherfucking bullshit.

Geoff: Then tf I'm gonna do!?

Noah: Make out with Bridgette

Geoff: I'm not dating Bridge anymore

Noah: FINALLY

Noah: erm I mean

Noah: OH NO THATS SO TERRIBLE 😟😟😭😭😭😟😨😨💔💔💔😭😭😢

Ezekiel: Noah...

Noah: Yeah?

Ezekiel: Oh uh nothing, eh

Strong Woman/Weird Wimp (Chat between Eva and Zeke!)

Weird Wimp: EVA

Weird Wimp: MA'AM

Strong Woman: What in the shithole you want.

Weird Wimp: how do I explain this eh?

Weird Wimp: So I may got feelings

Strong Woman: Oh?

Weird Wimp: 4 this one boy

Strong Woman: Ohhh???

Weird Wimp: n it may be noah...

Strong Woman: OH

Strong Woman: Didn't expect that

Weird Wimp: should I tell him???

Strong Woman: Well, it's your decision. But you shouldn't tell him right now, you just have to wait until you see any hint that he's reciprocating your feelings.

Strong Woman: Believe me, I did the same with Katie.

Weird Wimp: I didn't know you and katie were a thing, eh!

Strong Woman: Well now you know.

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Izzy: And that's how I got arrested for buying crack!!

Harold: Oh!

Cody: WHAT...

Justin: Tf

Bridgette: I'm not surprised.

Ezekiel: wut did I miss eh?

Ezekiel: Oh nevermind I just backreaded

Noah: Where were you, homeschooled??

Ezekiel: chatting w someone else

Noah: About?

Ezekiel: It's something personal

Noah: Uh huh...

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TOTAL DRAMA GROUP CHAT

Katie: Boobs>>>>Cock

Eva: Real.

Gwen: FACTS

Noah: I go to take a shit for a while and this is the first shit I read.

Noah: Not surprised.

Cody: Both>>>

Noah: agreed

Izzy: NOCOOOOOO

Noah: Please end my suffering

Cody: ^

Izzy: :3

Noah left this group chat

Ezekiel added Noah to this group chat

Noah: fuck...

Noah: Wait why did Zeke add me

Ezekiel: I uhhh

Ezekiel: Someone had to do it, eh!!

Noah: Right...

Strong Woman/Weird Wimp

Weird Wimp: I HAVE TO TELL HIM I CANT TAKE IT ANY LONGERRR AKYSIQHQIABQLKQLQOWC

Strong Woman: No, don't.

Strong Woman: Once again, just wait until you see hints of him being also in love.

Weird Wimp: But..

Strong Woman: NO BUTS.

Strong Woman: Just wait, goddamit

Weird Wimp: 'kay

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Duncan: Hi chat what did I miss

Courtney: Ewww, a rat

Duncan: Why I have to be the rat💀

Noah: I mean, what else you're supposed to be? Rats look like you, actually

Duncan: That was a bad comeback sorry not sorry

Noah: Because of these types of messages, your parents blame themselves for causing the condom to break.

Gwen: HAHAHAHAHYYAJAHAJ

Tyler: I CATN BIRTH

Beth: BIRTH????

Alejandro: HEÑP

Harold: PUSH, PUSH, PUSH

Justin: Guys its like night can ya'll shut the fuck up

Heather: This is chatting, not speaking.

Justin: That's why your mom let me fuck her

Heather: She probably didn't like it bc of that ugly ass small dick ya have, it's so small that we have to look it on a microscope

Harold: Someone's moody

Heather: Shut up Harold

Harold: Sorry, Heather :(

Geoff: Look who's with her, oh my God!

Heather: Dang-dang-diggity-dang-dang, dang-dang-diggity-dang-dang!

Katie: HEATHERS MENTIONED

Sadie: EEEEE I LOVE HEATHERSS🩷🩷💕

Katie: EEEEEEE

Gwen: Would you girls ever SHUT UP

Eva: What did you say....... 🐺👿

Gwen: Erm...

Gwen: What a lovely friendship we have here! 🤩

Eva: Good enough

Noah: Reason number 917 why I don't laugh at Katie

Ezekiel: Real, eh

Cody: Agreed

Duncan: Agreed... well, not to her face

Duncan: GUYD PLEASG HEÑBP ME EAV IS TRIYNF T CHOKW ME RUAJAKQK

Katie: Cry about it

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Sierra: MORNIIIIING

Noah: Oh for fucks sake

Noah: Anyways, morning

Heather: I gotta have my restful sleep.

Heather: Why must I suffer like this.

Sierra: Sorry Heather!!

Sierra: Anywhooo

Sierra: Can I add someone???

Noah: Uh

Noah: Ofc you can, your the admin after all

Sierra: THX!!! :33

Sierra added Scott to the group chat

Scott: What the fuck

Duncan: WHAT.

Heather: I FORGOT THAT SCOTT EXISTS

Scott: What is this shit

Sierra: Is a gc!!

Scott: Oh

Scott: Never have been in one of these but ok

Courtney: What is going on?

Courtney: Oh.

Courtney has left this group chat

Heather has added Courtney to this group chat

Courtney: Fuck.

Scott: Uh hi court

Courtney: *Uh, hi, Court.

Scott: Right.

Cody: Who is this mf again??

Courtney: Scott from S4

Cody: Ohh

Cody: I still haven't watched S4 yet

Scott: Hold up, let me just

Scott has changed Duncan's name to Cottage-Destroyer1991

Cottage-Destroyer1991: tf

Courtney: IT WAS A MANSION!

Gwen: Pfft-

Alejandro: IM FRYING

Noah: 🍳

Heather: HAHAHAHAJ

Courtney: BYE

Geoff: GOOD FUCKING NIGHG NOT THE FRYIG EGG EMOIJ

Cottage-Destroyer1991 has changed his name to Duncan

Duncan: Much better lol

Scott: Anyway

Scott: Can I add the others from my season's cast??

Sierra: sure! ^_^

Scott: Kool :)

Scott has added 13 people to this group chat

Zoey: huh?

Jo: What the fuck is this

Scott: hi prissy missy

Jo: OH FUCK NAH

Jo: I AINT GONNA STAY IN A PLACE LIKE THIS WITH YOU

Cameron: Jo... This is a group chat

Jo: I know you nerdy ass mf

Cameron: Oh!

Gwen: Hi, Cam!!

Cameron: Hi gwen!

Jo: I kinda forgot that gothball existed.

Lightning: What is sha-this??

Jo has left this group chat

Scott has added Jo to this group chat

Jo: Why must I suffer...

Lightning: Hi dude!!

Jo: Someone is going to die and is NOT gonna be me

Anne Maria: No one asked you, tomboy

Justin: ANNE MARIAAA???

Anne Maria: JUSTIN BBY😍😍😍

Zoey: WAIT YOU 2 ARE DATING???

Anne Maria: Obviously, duh

Mike: Thank you God

Gwen: How tf you two met tho

Justin: long story lol

Gwen: Uh... alright

Jo: Can God pls end my suffering I dont wanna be in a gc with all these stupid little dum dumbs

Lightning: We are not sha-dumb, dude!

Jo has left this group chat

Scott has added Jo to this group chat

Jo: FUCK YOU

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Homeschooled/Noah! ^_^

Homeschooled: Heyo noah :3

Noah! ^_^: Oh for fucks sake

Noah! ^_^: Tf do you want..

Homeschooled: So um

Homeschooled: I wanna go on a walk with ya, eh

Homeschooled: I'm bored and I got nothing to do :P

Noah! ^_^: ...

Noah! ^_^: And?

Homeschooled: I said I'm bored!

Noah! ^_^: I meant what else you wanted to do, my fucking god

Homeschooled: Oh maybe go to the cafe :)

Homeschooled: I feel like we should connect more and talk, eh!

Noah! ^_^: Hmm..

Noah! ^_^: We'll see.

Homeschooled: :D

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TOTAL DRAMA GROUP CHAT

Trent: Oh woah I just realized I never talked on this shit.

Noah: Trent what the actual fuck are you doing awake at FUCKING 3 AM

Trent: Insomnia

Noah: Okay yeah but I'm gonna have insomnia too if you don't stop talking. And we're probably gonna wake up everyone with our texts

Noah: Unless someone doesn't have notification sounds on.

Heather: Who the actual fuck dares to ruin my beauty sleep

Noah: See??

Trent: Sorry...

Trent: Anyways, give me some tips for sleeping.

Heather: Shutting the.fuck up

Noah: Pfft-

Trent: Shut it Heather

Heather: Make me😜

Trent: I'm sorr y but what the fukc is that emoj9 its so fucking funny for no reason for me.😭😭😭🥳

Heather: I kinda like emojis

Heather: Also why the fuck are you texting like that

Trent: I'm laguhing

Heather: Oh

Harold: Trent............ come back to bed...........

Trent: Srry bbg💔

Noah: WHAT

Heather: Since when are you two a couple..

Harold: 2 weeks or someth

Heather: Oh, new love???

Heather: Cool ig

Harold: TOP 10 HEATHERS FINALLY LIKING SOMETHINF AND BEING KIND CAUGHT ON CAMERA😱😱😱😱😰😰⭕️😨😰😰😨⭕️⭕️⭕️ (100% REAL NOT FAEK)

Heather: I've been actually kind sometimes.

Heather: Like, remember when we became friends on that stupid S1 special??

Harold: Yeah but still

Heather: Ugh whatever

Harold: Someone's cranky

Harold: Anyways Trent come back to bed already

Trent: Okay baby!!

Trent: Love you🫶🏻

Harold: ❤️❤️❤️