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He a sweetie, kiss it when he eat it

Summary:

A collection of mostly smutty head cannons based off of megan thee stallion lyrics

this is for my devious dom bitches. if your looking for sub reader/mc... *hisses* seek elsewhere

based on the characterization of the boys from my other lds fic, "head, shoulders, knees and toes!.....wait no! NO TOES!!"

update: megs new album is out and it gave me the final push i needed to add a MC x Tara pairing to this fic. love my sword fighting girl kissers fr

Notes:

so i love megan thee stallion and listening to her music made me think specifically of some of the lds boys so...this happened.
shes a lyrical genius fr.
each chapter will be a different album/ep and ill link each song

Chapter 1: "Collar round his neck that say "Thee Stallion" 'cause I own him"

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

EP: MAKE IT HOT (2017)

Track list:

Intro: Make it hot

If you wanna meet a pimp then book me (Book me)

I think I read a fic like this but MC has a shared Google calendar with all the boys and every week when she sends them the link, they act like its buying tickets for a concert, staying up and trying to be the first one to book the best/most timeslots. I think Xavier prob has the best luck because he never sleeps. Slyus next since hes up a night a lot too. Poor Zayne probably is too tired after work to stay up late and Rafayel says he will but then falls asleep and whines to MC about it the next day.

 

Another head doctor tryna come lick me (Ahh)

A cute lil callback to chapter 4 Zayne in my other fic. It’s like this line was written for him. After he gets off work its MCs house immediately after for some “tension and stress relieving head.” he claims its “good for your cortisol levels.” Will knock on the door, give her a quick nod, loosen his tie and then start eating pussy. When hes done, he cleans her up, places her an order for food to be delivered and then goes home. He thinks this is normal. 

 

Megan is your master, now sit down, bitch

Duhhh. 

This could work for any of them, but it feels very Rafayel coded. She definitely calls him her bitch lol

 

Get down on them knees, trick, you belong to me, bitch

You gon' bust these plays while I sip this Hennessy, bitch (While I sip this Hennessy, bitch)

Another all arounder but probably Rafayel again. MC makes him get on his knees and eat her out, and then will tilt his chin up and pour henny in his mouth, making him swallow while she rides his face. 

(okay in the interest of coochie health, obviously dont try this at home, and definitely do not put any form of alcohol near that cooter yall)



Pull up late

Go commando in a Lambo just in case he wanna slop me

Im pretty sure its cannon that Rafayel has some sort of sports car, and Zayne definitely has a nice car too (...sorry but i feel like Xavier takes the bus asidshfihfh i mean no shade, public transport is great!!) I feel like sylus def has a lambo just laying around somewhere so ill dedicate this one to him. MC will ask him to drive her to the store to get something, and tell him to wait in the car. As shes getting out, she purposely bends over and he sees shes not wearing anything underneath. Then she proceeds to sneak out the back entrance and watches slyus from across the street as he stares at the stores entrance waiting for her to come back out and getting increasingly more agitated the horiner he gets thinking about it. When he finally gets out of the car to go look for her, MC changes the pitch of her voice and goes “oh my GOD why is your dick hard?” super loudly from behind him in an attempt to embarrass him but he just turns around and is like “isnt that what you wanted? Dont let it go to waste” and then they freak it in the car (windows tinted ofc)

 

They can't see it when you lick it cause I got that limo tinted (Yeah)

Yeah.

Sorry if u got an exhibition quink! 

Windows tinted but that car moving like its stuck in an earthquake. Their not fooling anyone.

 

I told him he can keep the roses, n****, ice out my neck (Yeah)

Sylus would def already do this, but I think Rafayel and Xavier would try to be sweet and bring her roses (she gives them to Tara instead) and MC would be like yeahh….i know you got money lets see some racks bitch

 

Uh, take it off, bitch, lean back, pop that pussy (Let's see it)

Pull them panties to the side 'cause you know them ballers lookin' (Know them ballers lookin')

MC loves being a tease! She’d do this in front of all of them and then make them play monopoly together after to see who breaks first. Shes ruthless though. “Give me all your properties and ill let you lick it” 

Rafayel: HEY THATS CHEATING…I’ll throw in a ‘get out of jail free’ card if you let me do it though….

 

Naturally

And I don't wanna talk, I put my phone on DND (Yeah)

I'm with my other n****, tryna creep like TLC (What?)

And when he tryna start, I push that button, E-N-D (Uh-uh)

And only time I see him, when I'm tryna get some D (Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, yeah)

My favorite hc ever is that mc is a lesbian who just likes dick, so she literally only hits up the guys to fuck, they try to talk or get to know her more and shes just like boy bye

 

I was never meant to live life like a simp

Fuck getting skimped, I'd rather be a pimp (I'd rather be a pimp)

AU where MC owns a club and the boys are escorts that work for her. Thats it. thats the hc. Someone write this pls.

 

Bad bitch, super model

Make your n**** suck my pussy like a baby bottle (Mwah)

Xavier. I know he give that vacuum seal 3000 type head

 

But I like it with the lights on (Lights on)

I need to see if that thang really hang long (Hang long)

And he say I'm a dog, I'ma need a big bone (Big bone)

And if you fall short, I'm a send yo' ass home

Before MC did anything with any of the boys, she would invite them over and then make them take their pants off to see what shes working with. A quality inspection, if you will.

She pretends to be disappointed with all of them and send them home but then shes like lol jk lets fuck.

 

Mustard and mayonnaise

If he put me to bed, now he under arrest

Lock you down now that mouth mine, turn him to a mime

He ain't talked in a minute 'cause his tongue doin' time (Ah)

MC handcuffs them to the bed, and rides their face so the only way they can communicate is spelling words in her pussy with their tongue. Probably all of them except Xavier have sore tongues the next day and can only eat soft foods.

 

I heard you was a freak, I'm tryna see if that shit true

You heard I was a player, what that got to do wit' you?

First line is Sylus, second is Rafayel.

 

Stop actin' like a rookie, I know you know what to do

This could be all of them, but i choose Xavier for this particular hc: he thinks MC wants him to act inexperienced and shes like, girl 🤨 be fr. 

Immortal star a virgin? Ik that man ran thruuuu



Last week in htx

(This my fave song off this ep its so good)

 

Sippin' on mimosa while he lick on my panocha (ah)

Collar round his neck that say "Thee Stallion" 'cause I own him

Rafayel again except this time MC is laying by the pool enjoying mimosas and the view while he eats her out. Makes him wear a maid costume with a collar and refill her glass when its empty. He asks if she can tighten the collar for him.

 

I'm sexual, no deviant, I like my man obedient (I like my man obedient)

Don't want it missionary 'cause that's boring, I need freaky shit

I present to you: head, shoulders, knees and toes!.....wait no! NO TOES!! 

 

Crazy

Get caught in the moment and ask if it's his

Then I look back and say, "Maybe" (Ah)

She says this to all of them but gets different responses:

Zayne: “The probability of a maybe being yes is at least 50% ☝️

Xavier: “A win is a win”

Rafayel: “Bullshit. But whatever. Tell me it again please.”

Sylus: “Aw you can do better than that.” 

*MC pulls out her phone and dials one of the other boys* “and DID.” 

Sylus: “Wait i didnt mean–”

 

I sip champagne, get membrane

Go slow, yeah, that make me go insane

Damn. MC an alcoholic. And a pussy addict. But well, theres worse things to be. 

On that note, she has a different liquor for each boy. Champagne is either Rafayel or Zayne.

Sylus is like a scotch or a rum

Xavier is beer.

Zayne would also be a wine.

 

You know I want you, don't need you

Really, I just came to feed you (Ayy)

I hop on that face and stampede you (Ride)

I dont know why all my HCs have made Xavier the head specialist but 

He loves nothing more than for MC to ride his face. If his chin isnt dripping by the time she finishes, he apologizes and asks to go again

 

You know I ain't scared, I'm a freak too (Ooh)

And really, I really could teach you

Imma leave this one open to interpretation. I think all the boys are freaks on some level, and MC has taught them all a thing or two in that department 



Notes:

if you want me to do a specific song lmk these are so fun to make

Chapter 2: Thot Shit (2021)

Summary:

back at it with an old single of meg's

Notes:

i hope you guys enjoy reading these as much as i enjoy making them

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Starting off strong with:

Missionary or doggystyle, I'ma top shit

Period. MC always stays in control, regardless of the position she chooses.

A fun one she likes is with Sylus, handcuffing his hands to a ring in the wall, and a then putting a collar and leash on him. She makes him fuck from behind, yanking on the leash for each thrust, and with his hands restrained above him, he gets pulled over and over again, choking him as they fuck.

He loves it.

 

I walk around the house butt-naked

And I stop at every mirror just to stare at my own posterior

I love this verse.

MC will invite one of the boys over, and then walk around her house in lingerie, completely ignoring him. She visits every mirror (threre are many. What can i say, shes hot and she knows it) and will look at and touch herself in each one. Fully bending over her dining room table to crawl on top of it and stare at herself in the big mirror across the wall, touching her hips, the curve of her breasts, fingering the skimpy lace of her lingerie. Will try out different positions on the table, arching her back, sitting on the edge and playing with her thighs. When he finally tries to say or do something to remind her that hes there, she just like “Oh, why dont you come back another day, hm?” and walks him to the door, but not before stopping in another mirror and bending over so she can stare at her ass in her thong. "Oh thats nice." She'll say, with a hearty slap, admiring the way it moves before leading him to the door. When he turns around in the doorway to say bye dejectedly, he sees her pull down her panties and touch herself as she stares at herself in the entryway mirror. Then the door clicks shut and he curses whoever invented mirrors. For some reason, I kinda wanna dedicate this one to Xavier, because then he has to go up to his floor and think about her the rest of the night, only a floor away, cumming without him.

 

No, I'm not a patient, but I let him treat me

Obvious choice is here is Zayne. Tried and perhaps overdone, but they fuck in his office. Only, she makes him keep the lab coat on, enjoying the way he looks, an established respected doctor, on his knees for her. She sits on his desk, spreads her legs, and makes him eat her out. Cheers when she knocks the glasses off his face from bucking against it so roughly. Then she picks up the phone receiver on the desk, telling one of the nurses, or whosever on the line to come deliver a folder or something to his office. At the knock on the door, she holds his head still between her thighs. “Come in!” She says, pleased with the scene shes set.

Zayne only leans away long enough to murmur “Just leave it on the table” into her cunt before diving back in. The nurse stares for a moment, shocked to see him like this, MCs hand fisted possessively in his hair. But then she shoots MC a thumbs up and, shrugging, closes the door behind her. 

Then MC she takes off the rest of her clothes, steals his lab coat and puts it on her naked body, then fucks him on the desk until the orderly cups of pens and other office supplies get knocked to the floor.

On her way out, she waves to the nurse. “Good news, I convinced him to give you a raise!”

After she leaves, Zayne puts his glasses back on, straightens his desk, and adds some new notes to MC's medical chart. "Excellent endurance and cardiovascular capacity." Then he washes his hands, puts on a fresh new lab coat, and goes back to work.

 

Fuckin' on a n****, make him sing, on some pop shit

MC wanted to have some fun one day, so she goes to Rafayel's studio and tells him she wants to do karaoke. He’s happy, always excited to do something with her, but devious MC has other plans. She waits until their in a private room, and Rafayel has chosen his song, then undoes him pants and starts stroking him. When he stops singing, the instrumental loud in the background, she gives his dick a mean little squeeze. “Keep singing, pop star.” MC then delights in the way he tries to keep his voice steady as she continues to pump his length with her hands. He accidently moans into the mic a few times, the sound loud over the speakers, and she smiles. When he seems close, she kneels down, pretending to sing into his dick like a microphone. He hates this, so naturally, she does it again, teasing him as her lips get closer and closer to the tip. She makes him keep singing, enjoying the way his voice cracks in desperation, and then she slips the tip into her mouth, continuing to hum the words to the song until he cums.

Then, she chooses her song next, and settles on WAP as she straddles him backwards to read the lyrics on the screen. She sings the entire song, bouncing to the beat on his oversensitive dick and laughs as he blushes at the vulgarity of the lyrics. “What, baby? Don't pretend to be such a saint. It doesn't suit a little whore like you.”

Later, Rafayel cannot hear either song without getting hard. It causes some awkward situations in public.

 

Booked, but I squeeze a lil' head in my calendar

Extra busy with wanderers and training, she sends out a group message to the boys.

“First come first served. Hot pussy, come and get it.” And then drops the location of wherever she is for her mission.

Whichever boy is the first to appear, she gets right down to business, pushing him to his knees and spreading her legs. Its usually Slyus because he travels faster on his motorcycle, but Xavier gives him a run for his money sometimes. They're very competitive. 

She's a busy girl, so whoever arrives, as he eats her out, she multitasks and works on cleaning her weapons over his head. 

Sylus, in particular, freak that he is, gets a glint in his eye at the sight of her holding a sharp sword above his head.

He wants her to threaten him with it but she's just like, “After i just cleaned it? No way.” but she'll pull out one of her smaller knives and hold it at the back of his neck, feeling just how excited he gets when he starts eating her out with even more enthusiasm.

Notes:

...be honest, can you tell im a lesbian lmaoo

on another note, if anyone wants to write a fic or oneshot of any of these hcs, pls credit me and lmk id love to read it

Chapter 3: two deepspace hunters in the backseat, they might kiss (spoiler alert: they DO)

Summary:

megs new album dropped so i had to update this fic

Notes:

theres so many bangers on this album oh my god ill def post more later but i had to at least post this song rn becuase so far its one of my favorites and it was the perfect excuse to push my lesbian mc agenda
sorry if its short but you didn't come here for lengthy or well written literature so

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

 

T wo red bones kissin' in the backseat

Girl, don't stop, keep goin' and relax me

You want me to join in? Then ask me

I like girls that like girls, that attract me

GAY MC GAY MC GAY MC IS A GIRL KISSERRRRR

Ok so maybe shes bi but whatever

For the longest time ive had this hc where her and Tara be having tensionnnn but Tara doesnt know she likes girls yet so shes like….why do i feel like this…

Mc meanwhile cant go a week without scissoring a baddie and she can tell Tara has a crush on her but doesn't want to rush her or anything

But! One day!! They're in the backseat after a night out with their other coworkers and it's dark and tara thinks that mc looks so pretty and wait...her lipstick is a little smudged...and oh! Her lips look so…and before she knows it tara kisses her

Mc is like “girl finally” and kisses her with tongue

Tara has her gay awakening in the backseat of a cab and nothing was ever the same

 

I got a bitch and a man, make 'em tag team

Okayy i need one (1) comment telling me to write this and ill do a 3some oneshot probably with raf and tara. (someone take one for the team and comment i need to see this)

 

I got a bitch I never mentioned, but she at me

Two bitches goin' at each other like a rap beef

After that night in the car, tara cant get enough, they keep things quiet at work but tara will do the classic “Hey, jenna wanted me to bring you to talk to her.” then she shoves mc in a closet so they can make out at work. The irony of the situation isnt lost on mc and shes like “wait… I thought you came out of the closet. Why we going back in ?” 

 

Met you in the club, now we kissin' in the backseat

Bitch, I got rizz, n***** know they can't out-rizz me

MC goes to the club with all the boys and they think they have better rizz than her and shes like ??? WHOMST?? And then proceeds to flirt with every girl that comes up to any of the guys and they end up making out with her instead.

Rafayel is like “stoppp stealing all the girls”

And shes just like “U dont deserve them”

Xavier is just there in the back like *damn maybe she got a point*

Meanwhile, zayne is politely trying to hide how hard hes gotten watching by crossing his legs. Him and sylus meet each others gaze like “oh fuckk were in for it now"

They all know better than to say anything to her, but MC keeps bringing hot girls to their table, showing them off, touching their waists, watching with a lil evil glimmer in her eye as the guys just clench their jaw as she parades all these hot girls in front of them but doesn't let them touch or talk to any of them

 

Me and pretty bitches speak the same language

Pulled out the roses, edible arrangement

Tara comes over and shes not ready to have like full on sex yet so mc suggest that they use toys together and she pulls out some rose toys for them.

(someone pls comment for this one too i want to write this soooooo bad oh my god. But will i do it? Idk comment and we'll find out lol)

 

Do what I want, you can't shame the shameless (Yeah, yeah)

Just another trick, you can't tame the tameless (Yeah, yeah)

Told me I'm baby, now he wanna claim me

Bring my bitch in here, haha

Rafayel gets mad bc shes spending so much more time with tara lately then him and hes jealous and starts getting petty. MC realizes that hes gotten too comfortable and tells him to call tara over to teach him a lesson.

(she makes tara dom rafayel??!!?)

Notes:

meg wrote this song for ME
personally.