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Bruce met Clark and Diana in his creative writing class, and they hit it off, I mean really hit it off, Clark catches feels for Bruce, and they have a one-night stand.

A year later Dami( Any Robin or OC) is born, and Bruce, having hidden his whole pregnancy by accident,( he didn't know he was until poof surprise baby after a few really uncomfortable cramps and a weird feeling down there) brings his baby to class a week later.(Or as long as writer seems fit)

Clark, thinking Bruce didn’t remember that night is deep feels sadness, believing that some girl birthed the baby. It takes Bruce inviting him over to meet the other babies(the Robins or OC) for Clark to realize he is the dad, and he likes being a dad.

Extra point for: Bruce catches a feel for abandoned baby Cass and Clark proposes leading to a fluffy honeymoon.

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Batman, while injured, calls for "Clark" to help him get to the Tompkins Clinic. (Or home) His literal birdbrain(Bat instincts, Mama Bat Attitude) telling him to get somewhere safe and patched up before his Hatchling(Grayson; whatever you want to call Bruce's first child) finds out he is hurt.( I imagine this is a couple days after Grayson sneaks out to find Zucco, and Bruce doesn't know the boy is missing yet).

Superman in all his glory shows up in a matter of seconds, worried that the Bat knew his Identity and called for him by name. Finding The Bat dazed and out of it he scans the area and finds a tiny boy (HC: Tim with his camera) hiding and brings him over to the Bat. Sussing out the situation he takes Batman to Doc Tompkins, where Batman demands that Clark finds all the Hatchlings and make sure they are secured (i.e get home safe.)

When Superman returns a bit later he is holding another (Two) hatchling(s). Batman cuddling with his current baby hatchling reaches for the boy(s) and cuddles them too. the tiny boy pushes The Bats cowl off and giggles, shocking the others in the room. Bruce, although revealed to be the Bat, doesn't react and just cuddles and grooms the boy's hair while stating his devotion to his family.

Extra Points: ?/100

Bruce is stabbed with something drugged or has a head injury that disorientates him(6)

Clark finds Tim behind something taking Photos of his hero(7)

After getting all the kids home or somewhere they will be safe Clark finds a just thrown out Jason. and right after a brightly colored Boy[Dick].(5)

Dick glad that Bruce hadn't just left him, Separation Anxiety from the loss he suffered. But also very Shocked that his guardian/father was a "furry"(10)

Bruce demanding the boys (Robins) come home and then basically nesting with his "Babies' while using the Superman to keep them safe.(22)

Alfred. Just Alfred. Be it the disappointed father, or the sarcastic Butler. but definitely Alfred(50)

Don't worry these are just my ratings of chances I'll reread it repeatedly

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Clark has worked with The Batman for a couple years now and has learned the sound of his computer habits, like the speed and accuracy while typing, the sound of a click in Batman's left pinky from a previous injury, even the way he shifts depending on his moods.

So when he is tasked with interviewing THE Bruce Wayne he tunes in to the man to calm his nerves. Only the sound is a lot closer then he had anticipated, curious he kept listening while waiting to be let in for his turn.

Bruce, unaware of the interview reporter being changed last minute, keeps up his hidden side, the literal Workaholic Boss, and calls for his next appointment. Having scheduled this interview with Lois he is unconcerned with keeping up false pretenses, and is expecting her to get comfortable and then jump right into the heart of the interview (something about the tech he was designing and it's intended impact on the youth of Gotham)

When he glances up he would find a shocked and confused Clark Kent who had reverted to Superman's habit of sitting cross-legged in mid air, head tilted and a million questions flitting across his eyes. Fondly annoyed that the poor man could have outed himself, Bruce looks to remedy the situation.

Points!!: ?/100

Reference to Robin(s) (3)

The tired proud Dad vibe of one (or More) teenager (8)

As always Alfred!!! (40)

Baby Sidekicks (like baby baby or tiny kid) (7)

Clark doing the habit listening to all of his friends and family (12)

Everyone knows about the crush but the ones involved. B>S or B<S or even another hero (10)

Hidden cameo of a Superhero Couple or a self insert (20)

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Sung Jin-Woo  sneaks around filling up the fridges of the KH Association workers who work overtime or just don't have the supplies for dinner every week. Blame his Mothering instinct, he can't help but worry for others.

Most are too tired to notice but when Jīn-woo notices a particular fridge being dutifully stocked with fresh produce and meats with seemingly a pre thought out meal plan he starts to stalk the Association Chief and makes an effort to learn his favorite foods.

Woo-Chul, tired though he was, did notice that his kitchen was invaded by strange moving shadows and then food had started to be prepared and in the fridge before he got home from his overtime he wasn't looking the gift horse in the mouth. Thinking to show gratitude he buys groceries for basic meals so whoever was feeding him didn't need to pay for them.

Soon after snacks and meals would appear next to him in that single moment he looked away, always a favorite and just the right temp to eat right away, and always when he got hungry.

Starting to think he was haunted he asked Jin-Woo to visit to suss out any lingering souls, and maybe for a friend to talk to. Jin-Woo out of habit goes to the kitchen and starts to whip up  one of Woo-Chul's favorite comforter foods and as Woo-Chul watches he realizes he is haunted, haunted by a shadowy Gremlin who couldn't just ask if Jin Woo-Chul was ok with it. 

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Bruce returns to Wayne Manor after his year(s?) studying for his night job. 

Out fighting for less then a month he attends a Gala that Alfred set up at Wayne Manor to reintroduce the Prodigal Wayne to High Society, already sore and tired he puts on an act of free spiritedness.

Half way through he retreats to catch his breath. While he is collecting himself to return he finds an infant laid down in his study.

 Unsure whose child it is he returns with babe in arm in hopes of finding the wee boy's parents. Unbeknownst to him the Drakes had already left the gala and had fired the minder before leaving.  

After walking in he is swarmed by cooing women asking who the little Wayne is. Unsure how to address this he beckons Alfred over and somehow excuses himself, letting Alfred know that he was going to watch the boy until they figured out the situation.

Boom surprise adoption of 0-9m Tim.(Everyone think Tim is Bruce's, and after a week of no one looking for or claiming him, now he is.)

Points!! ?/100

References to The Dark Knight ™ Bruce (12)

Uses of Tim's Aliases (15)

Foreshadowing of adoring Dad Batman(13)

Muti-Chapter work (15)

Muti-Chap which includes SuperBat (15)

Other Robin Cameos or otherwise (30)

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Baby Robin(s) screaming/whispering random and vaguely threatening things from the shadows right before engaging in battle. 

Examples

DG: I Brought the Sparkles!!!

JT: The chains on my mood swing just snapped... Run!

TD: You forgot the password again?!! (Goons name) it's (Random but correct)

CC: Hello (Goons Name) how is (goons family member).

DW: I have come for the kneecaps./ Thats (Random animal Name &/or Fact)

SB: Want Waffles?!!./ OMG!! Sparkles!!!

BG: Random fact about goon(Oracle  know all)

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Any Ship or Fandom. Character having fallen into Baby Tiktok/YT Shorts has a brilliant idea to ask a friend\family member if they can borrow the baby to give Baby Massages.

The one keeping me up is: Damian Wayne walking up to Dick Grayson and asking if he can give Mari(Starfire's Kid) a massage.

"Grayson, I wish to obtain your offspring for an extended period of time." Damian states from in front of his elder sibling

"What for Dami?" Dick asks slowly, and highly cautious.(Doesn't trust Dami after the Mari holding a knife incident)

"I wish to perform these maneuvers called baby massages. Seems a test of how true the videos were, is in order" Dead serious Dami states. After an agreed amount of time and supervision is arranged Dami absconds  with Mari. Later to be found discussing the videos with a giggling Mari while indeed giving her a baby massage.

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/985231163274046/ best boi

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As the "Divine Dragon" Arch-Duke, Bruce Wayne collects those of Fae origins, it started with the Specter turned House Brownie Alfred, then anchoring Tír na nÓg to his ancestral home. This was fine until he finds fae children flooding his Halls. He knows that he had only planed on helping the poor orphaned Sidhe pup, so why does he have a bakers dozen of kids calling him dad, several others either friends of said kids, children of other Lords constantly under wing.

Dick, Jason Cassandra,Tim, Carrie, Helena, Damian, Duke, Terry, Matt, Steph, Racheal (Raven{TeenTitans}), Athanasia

Harper, Colin

The Caladrius Possible Leslie role

I don't really have sores for this prompt but i am going to be looking for at least one backstory moment for how Bruce met his family, and floofs.(fluff)

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WWX has just moved into his new dorm and wants to get his Radish and take a good nap. Simple, Right? NO! His neighbors decided to to be neighborly, this should have been fine. But HOW, How could the neighbors be so perfect? The oldest? The embodiment of Daddy. The younger, a god among man. And their roommates? WWX thinks that the neighbors are hiding a secret marriage. Not that he blames them all of the neighbors fit that perfect couple goal, but why do they keep seeking him out?

Wei WuXian Single "Dad" of Wen/Wei Yuan meets the neighbors and falls for the perfect man. The problem? He KNOWS they are married. The Truth? The Hot Neighbor is pining after the Hot Dad next door and wants his family to stop setting them up on cheesy dates.

The Lan Brothers, The Nies, The Wens, and The Jiangs. Choose your couple(s).

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What if Kags was a fully trained Miko before she was pull through the well? As a certified Miko, Kagome was checking the seal on the Bone Eater well when someone nknocked her into the well. Her Reiki limited, she embarks on a journey to find a way to unseal them.

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My Inuyahsa Rant. You don't have to read it i just need an outlet

Honestly i personally hate Inuyasha as a character, so I am preferential to Sesshomaru as he showed not only honor and integrity but also growth through out the series. I mean Kagome grew up in modern Japan and knew about abuse, harassment and gaslighting, but went back to her abuser after getting the psychological support she needed for years. Now i know about battered spouse syndrome and how it doesn't always work out for the abused and am not actually dissing the creator just the character as Inuyasha was a shadow figure in his own life. No growth, no development, basically a unvaried figurehead.

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Having decided that they are done pretending to be that Perfect Child our Chaos Gremlin in true gremlin fashion decide F+ck it I am going to make "that" family mine. They move in and settle as if they have been here the whole time. Most don't question why they suddenly have (a) new family member(s) others just go with the flow while some question but accept that they were indeed always here. Later (a week/month) everyone realizes somethings up and call a family meeting to discuss Gremlin pops in and listens, amused by all the theories. Nobody figures it out.

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Bruce Wayne clearly is unaware of the Clan. Right? Otherwise how could he be so unaffected by the darkness following his children.

The Bats are both the Mob and vigilantes alternately. They have found it easier to handle the streets as a crime family and to fight the more eccentric criminals as the Bat Clan. however whether Bruce it the Head of the Clan or just the airhead every one else know is up in the air

I leave the inspiration pics a referance.

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Cale Henituse has a problem. He is running a Zoo and he doesn’t know where everyone came from. (Lies. He knows exactly where and when he found them. And he loves each of his orphans.) His family  watches him accumulate a growing assortment of orphans, and are proud of him. They remember the first Kittens/Kids, Cale had been coming home from a Library and stumbled over a set of kids and decided to bring them home for the “night”.

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Luffy knows Stitch-craft due to needing to understand how to untangle himself when his rubbery limbs get stuck or strange. He soon learns many hobbies resulting in strange but beautifully crafted Stuffies and Tapestries. Most of the crew never noticed when he mends their clothes or patches the sails until one day Chopper finds him in the surgical supplies and evidence of Luffy sewing himself up in crooked but secure stitches. Later Chopper asks for Luffy to come help him sew up one of the crew. the crew is shocked to find out the strange "purchases" are actually Luffy's late night projects and stress copping mechanism. 

Sub plot ASL brothers all have that one crafty gift related to their power/interests.

Ace makes candles and resin figures for family and friends. He had attempted wood burning but with his temper many ended in ash

Sabo writes short stories about the world (compiling them in to a memoir) around him and like Luffy gives them out to the important ones in his life

Luffy recreates animals and people in crochet Stuffies and weave his favorite sights in to blankets and tapestries that end up being displayed and use around the ship

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Landlord Bruce Wayne does a surprise inspection on his rented manor. He trust the Drakes haven't destroyed it in the year they've lived there but something is suspicious about how quiet the property is after Gala season ended. He enters after attempting to get a-hold of them for hours to get the inspection done, unlocking the door with his key. Seeing nothing noteworthy in the entrance he enters the upstairs and finds a lone three yr-old wondering the halls and a mausoleum of illegal archaeological artifacts which were under state of the art laser security systems. The toddler stops looks at him and keeps walking towards a door in at the back of the hall, surprised Bruce follows and finds himself in a poorly stocked nursery, where the young boy begins to change a baby. bruce finds out that the back door is broken from a different "incident", the boy coming and going through out the day visiting the baby cause "he so small and lovable and mine". Surprise Adoption Jason and Tim.

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16yr old Bruce visits the Haley Circus with Alfred. After meeting with the Graysons they asked him to hold their Toddler while they get ready for their act. He agrees only for the Graysons to be called up earlier than the pre-printed program calls for. The Grayson couple don’t survive their wounds but the did tell Bruce to take everything in their train trailer. He learns a shocking truth about the Court of Owls and himself. He is both Grayson and Wayne and he is not leaving his brother to be used by anyone, be they Myths or corrupt Socialites. He is the Bat and the High Prince of Gotham, he swore a vow to heal Lady Gotham, his oath his life. Now he demands She protect his family if She wishes he continues.

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Escaping from the GusuLan borders after meeting a gorgeous man who seemed to hate him Wei WuXian, a Hui-Ling, finds a infant laying next to a shell, convinced the baby is a newborn Lan Dragon he absconds with the hatchling. Meanwhile the Lans are looking for the Hui-Ling that was spotted during their sacred courting ritual, their 2nd Prince wishes for his mate

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WWX had be invited to the wedding of the century and in the western custom he brought gifts for the brides family. Meanwhile, the Lans were hosting the wedding and hoping that the High Lords would behaved properly. LWJ needing a break from the chaos heads west to meet the Phantom Lord and offer to help with the journey. little do they know the Celestial Court are holding a bet on who will break and propose. LXC places his bet on them eloping on accident.

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Hua Cheng is visiting one of the ghost gates when he stumbles over a human village. An ALIVE human village, Kinda?, where one boy is holding conference with some of the original denizens. This boy stands before a group of angry ghosts and is holding court and guiding them through a small problem. How did some mortal survive in this oppressive environment much less have the resentful and banished ghost listen to him? With some quick investigation he is in awe, this Wei Ying was so like Hua Cheng's husband and yet just like Hua Cheng himself. Hearing rumors of a siege on the Wei family kick-starts a race to adopt the boy and correct the Cultivation world on whom they should truly fear. The problem? Xie Lian doesn't know they now have a child ready to sacrifice himself for his family. The answer? Let Xie Lian show how you don't touch his family EVER!

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Gotham has always known who batman is, but they will never tell. That being said they want him to know that appreciate what he is doing, so every year on the night of his first recorded appearance they have a small festival.