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in the middle of the night, boothill snuck out into a dark alley to meet the robot guy, screwlim... screwyum? he was definitely getting closer to the name. as soon as he found the robot, he also saw a blue haired guy running away, screw said something about ratioing someone? screwo was covered in kiss marks... weird... but boothill ignored it.

"heyyy screwcs! you got that usb for me?"
boothill had ordered another one. this time it was much worse. not only would he say gyatt and sigma.. he'd begin to be the ultimate rizzler. After taking the usb drive home he found argenti asleep in their bed. he put the usb in his usb hole and led next to argenti, waking him up.
"hrnmm... boothill? where did you go..?" argenti then yawned and turned over. boothill had a wide smile on his face.
"hey pookie, guess who found another sigma usb drive!"
argenti looked at him in horror.
"NO NOT AGAIN, CURSE YOU SCREWLLUM!" well, at least he got the name right.
Boothill looked at his husband innocently before declaring his mission.
"argenti! I need to be the ultimate skibidi rizzler! I need to have all the rizz!"
Argenti just stared. no reply. just staring.
"this is a dream." he said, before sleeping.

"ouch... that's not very sigma of you alpha." boothill then went to a club. he needed to RIZZ. but of course, he's married. so instead of rizzing people up, he had a different plan.

"hey, you kinda look like an omega, need an alpha to help?" he stared at the object of his affection, something he had looked for his whole life... a bottle of wine. Boothill wasn't a wine type, but he knew some things thanks to his husband. he continued to rizz up the wine all night.
"hey... you have such a level 10 gyatt! rare gyatt sighting! let's go to my crib, yo"

on the way back, he tripped over a stone, causing the bottle to fall and break. he stared and then cried. he called argenti on his voice activated phone "ARGENTI PLEASE HELP ME [crying noises]"
argenti rushed over and saw the scene and was confused.
"boothill? whats-"
"MY SKIBIDI SIGMA OMEGA"
"...excuse you?"
"MY OMEGAAAA"
they stared at eachother.
"Let's get you home boothill... is that wine!"
boothill nods
"NOOOO SUCH BEAUTIFUL WINE, ALL RUINED!"
they then cried a lot before heading home.
"I'm eepy, gonna sleepmaxx."
"I swear I'm gonna divorce him.."
"Huh? that's not very skibidi"
"GO TO BED YOU INCEL"

the end
(sorry that it's shorter meowww meoeww say gex)