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KnightOfTheWind created a chat
KnightOfTheWind renamed the chat to The Fastest Things Alive
KnightOfTheWind added ClassicVibes
KnightOfTheWind added X-tremeEscapist
KnightOfTheWind added Wachowski
KnightOfTheWind added SonicBoom
ClassicVibes
o/
Wachowski
Woah! Other mes?!
SonicBoom
Uhm what is this
Can I have perms?
KnightOfTheWind
Shush, you're inferior to classic
SonicBoom
He speaks in emotes!?
X-tremeEscapist
Neat, I got admin perms!
SonicBoom
Seriously?!
KnightOfTheWind
nice to meet you all!
Pop quiz, favorite food!
ClassicVibes
ホットドッグ! (hotdogs!)
X-tremeEscapist
Chilidogs, obviously
SonicBoom
definitely chilidogs
Wachowski
Chilidogs! But I like doughnuts too!
KnightOfTheWind
Nice! Which of you have gone super?
X-tremeEscapist
I have!
Wachowski
Me too!
ClassicVibes
ദ്ദി(๑>•̀๑)
SonicBoom
…super? Do I want to know?
KnightOfTheWind
…
ClassicVibes
(⚆ᗝ⚆)
X-tremeEscapist
You haven't used chaos emeralds?
Youshouldseemeinacrown
Really, the only hedgehog here who deserves the chat name is me
KnightOfTheWind
oh, hi? How'd you get in here?
X-tremeEscapist
You ever outrun a formula one racecar?
Youshouldseemeinacrown
Tf?
Reply to: @KnightOfTheWind
i have no effin clue, blue
X-tremeEscapist
Oh and then I broke Cream out of area 99…
SonicBoom
Guess the user's accurate
ClassicVibes
^
Wachowski
Whoa!
Youshouldseemeinacrown
Damn, aight
X-tremeEscapist
Reply to: @Wachowski
Don't be like me, running from the police and breaking into a government facility isn't usually a good thing to do…
Unless you're wrongly convicted!
KnightOfTheWind
Unless you're wrongly convicted
Eyyy
X-tremeEscapist
Jinx!
Youshouldseemeinacrown
Yeah, as much fun as running from the cops is, it's not the lifestyle ya want
SonicBoom
we have cops around here, the only thing I’ve done wrong is get multiple speeding tickets, sadly don’t think they’re gonna accept “gotta go fast” as a medical condition…
Wachowski
so everyone’s run from the cops?
ClassicVibes
いいえ! (No)
Youshouldseemeinacrown
Keep it that way, baby blue
KnightOfTheWind
if he ends up like me then Shadow might come and Mini might not be able to keep out of the jail house :p
ClassicVibes
(॰, ०)ॽ़
KnightOfTheWind
Spoilers :p
X-tremeEscapist
Police wanted to catch me cause I was a blue hedgehog with super speed, what else was i gonna do? Let em catch me?
Youshouldseemeinacrown
mood
i ended up in space jail for a bit
Bad Times
if you do want to get yerself chased by cops, don't get caught
that's my worldly advice
Wachowski
Space jail?
Youshouldseemeinacrown
Don't ask
X-tremeEscapist
Oof, space jail?
Youshouldseemeinacrown
What'd I say
X-tremeEscapist
Doesn't sound fun. I was stuck in a cell underwater once… that sucked.
ClassicVibes
(•᷄- •᷅ ;)
KnightOfTheWind
I've been to space a few times, in a jail too
Youshouldseemeinacrown
Chaos, the zone cops suck
VivalaRevolution
Oh that's where you went
don't dis Z, man's just doing his job
Youshouldseemeinacrown
Jail still sucked.
VivalaRevolution
Anyways, hi! I'm sonic
Backread
We're all sonic
Terrifying
Youshouldseemeinacrown
I'm not
KnightOfTheWind
anyone got any neat transformations?
VivalaRevolution
Uh
turned into a werewolf every night for a few months as the world slowly broke apart, definitely an experience that I had.
KnightOfTheWind
hey same! I kept mine though, I think I accidentally passed it to Mini…
ClassicVibes
d-(´▽｀)-b
<3
SonicBoom
Lmao I feel left out
Wachowski
It's okay, I only have super :)
X-tremeEscapist
I have my dark form?
KnightOfTheWind
What's that?
X-tremeEscapist
Form i got from fake chaos emeralds and a lot of anger
Youshouldseemeinacrown
mmm stay away from those fake chaos emeralds
X-tremeEscapist
well they’re kinda… stuck, dormant? Figured out how to better control myself recently
You have experience with em?
Youshouldseemeinacrown
We had something similar where I came from
nasty stuff, powerful as all get out, but leaves you with the worst hangover you'll ever have
They're addictive.
X-tremeEscapist
ah, mine aren’t really addictive, honestly never wanted to feel that way again but i’d rather be able to control it than risk someone getting hurt
ClassicVibes
[Photo of his werehog self cuddling with his Tails]
<3
X-tremeEscapist
oh? So that’s werehog huh? You’re pretty cute looking!
ClassicVibes
⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡
Youshouldseemeinacrown
Ain't that like. Self absorbed.
X-tremeEscapist
don’t think so, we may all be Sonics but we’re not exactly the same person, we’ve all had different experiences
Youshouldseemeinacrown
booooo that's no fun
SonicBoom
eggy just attacked, beat him up, unfortunately no one’s grateful around here and is yelling at me
Ugh.
Wachowski
why would they be yelling? Didn’t you save them?
KnightOfTheWind
they blaming you for his mess?
SonicBoom
apparently too much collateral damage, though the only ‘damage’ i see is a trash can that got knocked over
Wachowski
Sorry about that :(
That's messed up
SonicBoom
It's all good
Just annoying