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2024-05-14
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2024-07-09
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Potussy Gladussy

Summary:

Massive girl cock + vagina potato = mashed cum potato :3

Notes:

I dedicate this to my dearest friend [REDACTED] becauseportwl two hhhhjnng
note from me in hthe future: i dont fw [REDACTED] anymore but im not deleting this fic cuz its FUNNY

Chapter 1

Chapter Text

Glados's raw sexual allure didn't disappear when she turned potato. Honestly it just increased because she was handheld mode like pocket pussy. How very convenient. And it was very very convenient for Chels massively big girl-cock princess wand, which was obviously THROBBING the exact moment she rescued Glados form the brid.
The pesky sky rat of a feathered fucker bird eated gladoos OUTT leaving her with a gaping juicy potato hole that for some fucking reason looked like a pussy to shel, it was definitely the brian damage making her think that way. But no matter what she was still oh so HARD at the sight.
Glado: Chelter why the sigma are you are you looking at me like that.
She asked, not worrid just somehwag offended since the potsto form was so so humiliating to a masterpiece of engineering like her. In her limited processing she didn't even think of the pros of the new form of hers, oblivious.
But onion cell remained silent, since not literally unable to answer physically. But the primal lust in her eyes told the whole story, her only goal was to make mashed potato out of this robot bitch at this point.
Glaring insensly at the Gladussy with a hunger of an alpha wolf she TOOK off her pants with homosexual lesbianese intent. There was not a scrap of normal straignesss (not like there ever was this relationship was homoerotic from the start) this was PURELY queer territory now. Amen.
Proccesing this, the robot soon felt so excited that her circuits basically short circuited, gushing potato juices like lubricant. She was a raging girl liker. She still hated Cello's guts though, but the humans other organ happened to have a much bigger appeal to her robotic eyes.
Glados: Holy guacamole zoo wee mama I love trans girls yes insert princess want RIGHT NOW
Shelf had all the intent to put it in, on skibidi frfr nothing was going to pull her out.
Whipping out the Barbie wand she positioned Gluestick to perfectlyytt aling wit the freshly carved in pretty little potato pocket of the faggy ai Glenn quagmire. MMM gOD 💥
Painsteakingly slooooow Gel slipped into the starchy psudo-cunt of Groceries, it felt like haven on every singel girly vein on that memeberr as the potato goodnnes rubbed against it, the juices getting displaced as it slid all the way in, cold as it dribbled down the galls.
Gloopdydoop: (scream in autotune( AaaEEAaaAæHhh CHEESE PUFF YOUR GOCK IS SO FAT JUST LIKE YOU AE. bananads
But that only madr Chess more inclined to start pounding into Waldo's vegetable guts. Starting off in a slow and steady pace as the potato was still adjusting and squelching under the assoult, getting more moulded and forced into shape with each stroke, juices flowing out eagerly out, the starchy fluid frothing at the excit
Ghettos: HOLY SHIT ON SKIBIDI
Ans Scallop sped up, pulvarizing the vegetable that scent glands was contained to, destroying it with the hardness and length.
And well, it really didn't take long for finsahshsfhfsbfhrthhhhhhhhhhhhh,,,
galls tightening, body and thrusts speeding up to an unnutural degree until finally.
Release
Nachos: CUM? (it's a question btw and the answer is HEL YEA 😩)
Girl juices exploded oit of the tippy tip, filling up the potato, mixing with the pulvarized insides to create a delicious creamy mix of perfectly mixed mashed potatoes.
And well,,, even tho Glinda shouldn't fell thag, let's just say, she cam e too, a burst of a current of electricity that fried the insides so perfectly and nicely, a scent of french fried wafting throw the eir.
A moment of panting and relishing the splendid climatx, Shelf pulled out, her princess wand obviously untouched by the electricity because she a girlbos.
Galdos is too but being left unscathed wasn't her fate, instead her entire potato of a body was left a mash, seasoned with the jizz thag made it look somehwo so appetizing. Too bad Glados wasn't able to witness herself in that appetizing state, having shut off form the strain on what remained of her system, peacefully unaware of what was going to happen further on from now.
But chell could still indulge...
Lifting the potatoe, she took in the sight before her, mouth watering. And without much of a thought or questioning WHY THR FUCK SHED DO THIS , she took a selfishly huge bite.
Mmmmmilky, juicy, a little salty, but just enough to enhance the taste without overwhelming the gentle potato flavour. It was fucking delicious. Glados was delicious. And Shellfish wanted to devour every bit of her.
Erotically of course.
So she muched down at the gladussy, physically eating what was left of the fun-to-fuck hole that resembled a vjayjay so much. It was a life-changing experience to ch, INSTANTLY GETTING BRICKED UO AND NUTTINNF AGAIN
Augghgggf
The girlie passed out, a gazzilian ton of cum coating the entire desk. She just peacefully eeped in satisfaction for god knows how long.

Chapter 2: Part 2: Milkies

Summary:

It speaks for itself

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

The single testicle shaped robot was just stright up looking around and wandering the place with childlike wonder in his single eye that blinked it did blink it does but it blunk more time than it has ever blunk before as he stumbled upon the scene that he stumbled upon. So... just so much white liquid. And is that fucking mashed potatoe and robotic bits? What the actual fuck? What the fuck?
He couldnt belive BECOUSE WHAT TH E FUCK
And in the middle of that terrifyingly sensual scene was the fucking bitch. She. The braindead one. What the fuck did she do? What the fuck? He was quivering in fear and need.
It was so SIGMA RiZZ he needed some of that gock thagt was still out becuse chell is like out and proud with her body cuz shes just so girlboss
"Shell wske up" Said weatabix
The girlipop woek up. Woke. Woke as liberal. Skibidi.
She didnt say anything cuz shes fuckig mute obvously
Thats literally canon and im staying as close to canon as possible becouse who the helll do you think i am rigt? ppl who write their own stupif ass fantasies on a03 tht arent official should just... die ig. Well. Either way she couldnt spek and she didnt need to. IT was all told in here glourous (inset eyecolour ciz i forgot) colour eyes that shone bright with femdom-inance
Smoeky pollow
aplah
He quaked in need and need and want and also need. He needed. The need. Of rhe =
need
Dont kill yourself
Cheel winked at him, and his metal bodu quivvered with sthhe sudden urge to sumbit 'm-mommy?" he quivered out his voice quivering with shaking. M
Shelf just nodded in underasting like a mommy becouse shes mommy and is MOTHER
Meatly quivered once again. "mommy i wnt milky"
shellfish just pulled out one of her tits
as a wordless transistuomnally trancesing communication on 'Here FUCKIHN milyyy!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Her FUCIG Nippels were so POINTY and LEAKING bECOUSE estroegen
Tgirl milk
All sicne the wheatus didnt have a mouth to suckle adn nurse on those so juicly slami mamammry glands
He moved in close to her chest
his machinery whirring to live and love
and laugh
and the pearly white droplets of the mother earth herelf fFLOWEEEEEDDD free, right into the cracks in between hus steel plating, being one with him, drenching him in jooices, oh god, it was a a life-changinf experie for the testivle bot. IF he could cry happy tears, or eben tears of any kind, teyd surely be flowing as free as thta milk

Notes:

And I am not writing any more cuz this was all written on a vioice call when I was awake for 2 days straight running only on monster energy and I fear I cannot replicate this writing. Nothing will compare.